Xabi Daura standup comedy

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Comedy Central Podcast. Well, that' s it. Let' s go?

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Let' s go? Let'
s go? Let' s go?

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Let' s go? Let'
s go? Come on today on

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time. You can do some Fray
Mercury to warm up. Come on,

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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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hey, hey, hey, hey. All right, all right. There,

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that' s the guy I'
m cool with. This is the

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secret to the success of Famercy'
s entire career. I didn' t

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have anything else. Alive, duck
cover, but and come a genius.

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I don' t know if you' ve seen the Bohemian rap movie Od,

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which has no argument. It'
s like a movie that' s

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nothing. It' s framer grey
there is, come on Lopeta, peta,

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peta Lopeta and it' s already
going to fuck up. He'

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s a genius. There' s
no conflict in the movie that the guy

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doubts about. I don' t
know if you control the song under Preshan

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that he did with David Bowe.
If you look at the lyrics of the

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song, as I tell you,
the part of Damvip Bobby is like poetry,

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it has reflections. Freddy Mercury'
s part is on. Find him

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if you don' t believe Framer' s part. I want with two

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balls is People and Streets, give
ad irar People and Streets, Dara look

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and I' m going to have
dinner out there now and if I fixed

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everything. So, Freddy fixed everything
but one thing. When she got the

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analytics that looked at her and said
ibarian barujíbaros. He eats you up,

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dear Gray, you ate a bad
dick, poor man, he ate you

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a bad dick, buddy. This
happens sometimes the move. Are there any

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deaf people here? Are there any
deaf people? There' s some deaf

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or deaf. There' s someone
who' s got ears in airplane mode.

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I ask because I' m interested
in the world of deaf subtitles and

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sometimes I get film subtitled and sometimes
it happens that the subtitles are adapted for

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deaf people and it' s this
kind of subtitles that makes clear to you

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things that are ringing but that aren' t seen or. For example,

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in parentheses it puts you start the
engine, in parentheses it puts laughter.

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One day I saw that putting in
parentheses sounds Fireworks of katy Perry that I

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put myself in the skin of the
deaf of birth saying and well and bro

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I know perfectly well how faith theme
sounds. Yes, sir Thank you,

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thank you for the clarification. Subtitle
sounds in my head already fire Ward from

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akaty Perry. Haven' t I
heard it in my life is as useless

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as the people who put their dreams
on the rearview mirror of the car?

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I don' t know if you
control that there' s a lot of

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people, a huge number of people
who get caught up in tiny dreams in

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the back of the car? What
do I say that' s in case

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you fall asleep at the wheel,
he hit a shithole and killed himself,

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but he had a dream right there. He died well there with his dream

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trapped as an Indian. It'
s as useless as the rock that says

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you can' t put plants in
the bedroom because they steal your oxygen.

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That' s what happens to you, too You lived with that fear.

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You saw with the fear of Ebrie. That' s where you don'

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t have a bunch of plants in
your bedroom and you' re like I

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don' t know how I'
m still alive? I don' t

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know how I' m still alive? Well, yes, my girlfriend is

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one of these people who won'
t let me put plants in the bedroom

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because she says she' s gonna
steal our oxygen. And I tell him

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and what do you think you do
every night with your nose and mouth and

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your eyeball, that that steals a
lot of oxygen. I' m on

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a day where I have more friends
with kids than no kids, and then

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it' s starting to sound like
a rumor of good when. And my

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girlfriend if she says good, because
I' d like to, I'

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d be cool if we had a
baby, the same person who doesn'

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t want plants in the room,
uh, look at the contradiction of life.

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He says yes, well, I' d like you to have a

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baby and I really don' t
see it yet. I don' t

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see myself being a father unless I
am. The only way to be a

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parent I see would be with the
prospect of having three children and naming them

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Samuel L and Jackson. I'
ve got it all figured out. I

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' m thinking about how to think
about my girlfriend. The first one would

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tell him we are going to put
Samuel, who is a normal, beautiful

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man, is in the Bible.
I think the second one would be more

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of a fighter. This one I
think we should call him l. I

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' d say good, it'
s worth as much for the boy as

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it is for the girl, but
the third one would fall by its own

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weight. It' d be like
honey. We' re about to be

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Samuel L' s parents. Jackson
damn it, we' d have to

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be crazy not to call this kid
Jackson. You have anecdotes about confinement.

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Everyone has their anecdotes about confinement.
I' m going to count mine at

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the confines. It happened to me
that one day I was on my cell

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phone, I kept it in my
pocket and you kept it unblocked. And

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if you don' t realize it, I' m going to block it.

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And without wanting to take a picture
and unintentionally it was posted to me

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on Instagram and unintentionally generated a super
viral anti- racist movement in order to

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fuck up. This guy got it. This guy got it, yes,

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sir. I share that too.
Black screen, black screen, yes,

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sir. I' m against racism. I was unwittingly written to the Tuntun.

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And it turns out that means black
list matter, shit and speaking of

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confinement. The confinement has affected many
small businesses or large businesses, even which

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have been greatly affected. And I
don' t like that. I have

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suffered a lot from the businesses that
have been put away by the pandemic.

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The one who' s known me
the worst. The one I' ve

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seen that has suffered the most with
difference is hugs, free, quiet,

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thank you, no, not that
I' m suffering. I' m

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suffering, I' m sorry I' m suffering. He' s taken

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away, they' ve taken away
the part, as well as with more

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chicha than the business, which were
the hugs already before. He' ll

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make a hard business to defend.
For free, I have a colleague who

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hired him for free. He tells
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free. That' s cool,
they pay well, well, it'

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s free. I think they do
a lot of face in the name of

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the business itself and yes right now
hug that Gracis is up to Isis,

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that is right now people going out
on the street, now to see,

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now zalaca Free like you say crazy, you' re going to kill all

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the old, fucking crazy girls all
n I' m gorgeous. I'

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m more global if local acc remember
this. I don' t know if

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you' ve seen news of a
kid who woke up from a coma that

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he entered in January of two thousand
and twenty, that is. Whatever it

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is, he' s woken up
now and he' s over the whole

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move, he' s been blowing
it off that I imagine this kid a

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little bit like seeing weird people like
Hostia. But what happened, that you

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' re all as much as changed. I' m gonna catch up.

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It gets there Twitter, such come
Twitter January oh aunt that it has killed

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itself. Coby Brian' s done
I know why I' m all so

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low. Fuckin' worst year ever. They' re mataco and braya.

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Gentlemen, and finally, I wanted
to rescue another real news. It'

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s news of finding out there'
s an African tribe. I don'

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t know where a tributaries like little
ones like they don' t have contact

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with the rest of the world,
who feed themselves only on cow' s

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milk and blood, nothing more,
they just eat and drink cow' s

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milk and blood. They have four
cows and they empty them every day.

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It is already known to the extent
not to kill them and they eat blood

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and cow' s milk. They
eat cow' s milk and blood,

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and they eat cow' s blood
for dessert. Also, if you want,

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you can go in there and do
the experiment to see what happens.

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If you need a doughnut, they' re gonna eat it, they'

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re gonna fuck him? Thank you
very much. Thank you Thank you.