July 25, 2024
Luis Alvaro -Listen and Repeat
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Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you,
friends, thank you. Stronger, stronger.
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To grass now, silo, decide, silence. Thank you, thank
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you. Uh, zombies eat zebras
that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That' s why, in the
event of a zombie attack to let
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them pass, I bought myself a
blonde wig and I' m sorry.
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I' m a little short.
So, Friends, yes, I was
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going downtown. I saw in the
center and in my block there is an
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elevator. But to put a downhill, because people pile up and my landlord
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is pidco and he hates me,
so if they killed her, nothing would
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happen to me. He doesn'
t love me and you want to be
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and he wants to rip me off
because every month he passes me to the
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bill of light, but another day
he made me, he passed me the
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bill of sound and I won'
t be able to sing. If I
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don' t pay for it,
I don' t give a shit.
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There' s no one here who
lives. And so, when the neighbors
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complain, I tell them it'
s not me, not that, Mr
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Cuesta, but he' s an
actor. So, when I' m
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acting, it doesn' t matter
and recently they said, they said,
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the news recently said that a child
of masso has disappeared. Susana disappeared and
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I was a cop looking for her
and everyone got pulos a banner that I
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made we' re all Susana and
I ah so they don' t help.
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Wait till she' s found before
she' s lost her mind.
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Then they hit the TV of a
Berman movie called screams and whispers. And
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I went crazy with the volume because
you know that before. You know before,
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there was a channel in front of
it. There' s also a
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channel. Then people made Zapin with
eyelashes. That' s how you'
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re in control under your eyebrows.
Oh, it' s true that everyone
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does. Yeah. I don'
t like it. I don' t
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like to watch series, because there' s a somewhat time- bound commitment.
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I' d rather watch movies that
are like the vibe of a better
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night. Like this. She'
s been watching a movie recently, an
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episode of mete and the ugly one
and she' s looking at me like
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saying you' re going to be
able to call me and I ran away
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and so that the savannah savannah doesn' t matter. No, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no. Recently they call me friend,
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recently measured I didn' t make
a friend, I bought a TV
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three d and I don' t
go to them doing depth. Now they
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' ve stolen it and you don' t see the feeling of depth because
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because it' s not I say
Mira is lying down again. The show
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is about the corner of your house. You' ve repeated again and all
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the time. I' ve always
bought a radio three d and so when
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I listen to music, I put
on my glasses and I feel more modern
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because I' m a person.
I' m a raisin. I'
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m a normal person. I'
m a normal person. A retard in
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Canaries Ja is strange. It'
s strange. It' s lovely.
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When an old man says the radio
word yes, well, when that old
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man is your doctor, we'
re gonna have to give you radiation therapy.
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No. No, ah, no, no, yeah, folks.
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Antennas are dangerous. Antennas are dangerous. For example, my aunt lives next
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to a parabolic, she already has
cancer in fifty languages. I live next
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door, and I' m a
stutterer. Good as it is, yes,
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friends, then the atomic ant has
cancer because it has a radioactive surname.
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Then the radiation goes beyond the name
of the first name. Then of
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course, if I had been called
ant atomic lead, there would be a
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containment barrier and then I wouldn'
t pass the ant relationship and I would
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still do the series today. Bad
thinking. It was and it' s
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the same. I became the friend. I' m going to say a
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friend. I study ontology and I
told him and that what the years are
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and tell me is three, five. Yeah, he' s lucky.
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Good friends, I wanted to,
I wanted to, I wanted to study
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history. I wanted to study history. They told me, it' s
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a burden. So, future,
I mean okay, but tell me a
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thousand years ago. Then yes,
there' s the whole story ahead of
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you, shit. When I was
told, when I was told that English
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was the language of the future,
I thought go then now the verbs will
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be in the past, because they
are being made and the future will already
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be present and can be consumed,
because sar in the future. It doesn
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' t matter. You know from
here I' m already Slavic, you
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know why I and I was fine
so many giris there, why what because
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it' s postified me and Slavic
Joy means fun and she' s the
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woman of the east. That'
s why we' ve tried to turn.
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Many comedians always tell that, that
their mother weighed slipper, that yes,
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yes, much more makes me think
the slipper. That happened to me
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because my aunt was chasing me that
this wheelchair and threatening me with spare parts
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go. My neighbor' s in
a wheelchair and I' ve lost my
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illusion for life, so they took
her wheels off. My neighbor broke two
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legs and he' s already making
room with a static pizzette. I said
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go so we' re not going
anywhere. Hahaha, learn how to roll.
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You know who he is. You
know it' s Steeph hazy there
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that' s Stephen Hawking, yes
or no. Steph Holkins is the opposite
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of RoboCop. Steph Hawkins can'
t come back from a trip and say
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he' s arrived well. You
can say I' m here. It
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' s like before, yeah,
folks, I' m so here.
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He' s doing autographs. Let
me know they' ve answered because it
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doesn' t matter i don'
t. But by the time a few
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Olympic games in Lourdes, the miracle
isn' t paged, I come without
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a medal, but I come as
a skill. What a glass it doesn
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' t matter. Coming this way, I stepped on a sandwich and ate
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it for luck, because, but, but I' m me, I
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' m not superstitious, because superstitious
has thirteen letters. I say I'
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m superstition anymore, or in fact, I' m not superstitious. I
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recently broke a mirror and had seven
years to pick up crystals. Now I
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' m putting it all in place
I' m reflecting and I' m
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making a puzzle of myself Yes friends. I' ve never, ever acted.
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I' ve never acted in lepe. I' ve never acted in
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lep but I' d like to
one day perform the lepe, take out
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a mirror and say hey, what
appears. This exists you are telepaning it
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because it laughs I do not know
and infinite loop and until it dies exach
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because the mirrors always tell the truth
that yes. But the other way around,
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for example, you look at me
thinking he' s dressed like indie
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people and you look like a homeless
person, because, after all, a
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homeless person is an indie who has
left keys at home and can' t
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get in. And that' s
there. Yeah, folks, vagabonds buy
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Tsara homeless cartons. I wouldn'
t like it. I' d like
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to live on the street. I
wouldn' t like to live on the
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street, because I don' t
like to share a flat with people I
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don' t know. Don'
t transcribe through my bed, don'
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t manifest in my sleepy prbro anyway
you understand me, okay, etcc.
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The worst that can happen to you? The worst that can happen to you
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with a black cat? Isn'
t that right, yes, but the
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worst thing that can happen to him
in a black cat is to come across
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a skin cat? Hahaha, and
the worst thing that a skin cat can
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do to him is to be confused
like a rat and eaten by a black
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cat. They give me shit coming
this way, coming to and here you
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have crucified me as a manifestation of
paranoids, a manipulation of paranoids, and
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so many saying. But why are
you following me? But why are you
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following me? But why are you
following me? Why are you following me?
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Why are you following me? Because
it' s expensive, they'
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re paranoid and they didn' t
put up the banners, they put up
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the banners, don' t look
them in the face that they get angry
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they' re nadic pay anyway.
Then he offered it to me. Then
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I offered myself a little bow against
AIDS and I told them no, thank
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you, I already have it,
but the little one from AIDS I told
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them you should deface the pin and
you didn' t do it completely final.
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They didn' t convince me and
I gave the bearer a check.
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Yeah. But I am, but
you' re out- of- court,
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but you' re supportive. For
example, every time, like a
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foot frigo I think of another frigo, sir limping and falling like a frigo
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finger crejoden friends and I curba in
I worked in coca cola, they worked
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coca cola, but they threw me
out because I left an open door and
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went all the expense. Okay.
That' s why and for showing me
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the cigars with the spark of evil
life, my roommate is spoiled, but
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he starved to death. I told
him to do this doesn' t feed
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him anymore, but not fat either. I said pretend to eat and shut
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up, don' t do it
anyway? Doesn' t matter? He
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' s been watching TV recently.
He' s been watching TV recently.
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With some friends at home I got
ahead and they said you hear that the
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meat of donkeys or not transparent and
if I fuck truth, I wish it
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was a jellyfish, because the meat
duses me if it turns out. What
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' s more, every day they
come to mercamadrito you read of jellyfish.
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They stay there, because no one
sees them. You can' t see
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them. I used to think that
when I put the beach in, what
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bit me was curiosity and how a
jellyfish is distinguished from its ghost. The
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ghost of a jellyfish looks at a
jellyfish. Ah, the past isn'
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t itchy, but it doesn'
t matter. You all know each other?
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Everyone? Do you know each other? Can you? Follow the subject
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you want. So, uh,
you all know clearly, of course you
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do. You all know the opolars
that yes, yes, yes or no
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you did, that yes pussy,
yes, but you do not know the
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or bipolar you. I' m
going to imitate the polar ovis This is
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the bipolar is worth to death,
honey that Rica, death honey which Rica,
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ah death, that' s what
bipolar is also the bipolar bear,
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This is the bipolar bear, my
honey how rich? I' m not
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idiotic, honey that Rica I'
m not idiotic? And this is the
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tripolar bear, that is, tripolar, honey how rich? I' m
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not on a diet come a little
bit, fear that Rica I' m
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not I' ll give it to
you a little bit or your rich one.
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That poor thing. Uh, the
plural, the plural of the bullfight
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is bulls' bucaque. And I
like grapes? Do I like grapes?
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I like grapes, but I call
them Cherry melons is more. And the
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difference between a song and an anthem
is twelve cubatas. And that' s
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what he' s doing here.
One song is light to the other money
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because I sometimes drink something. And
when and I have a blind friend and
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when I know I think I saw
that afternoon those days, they ask the
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dog to get home, when I' m tired with juntaxi and I tell
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him it' s still the dog. Yes, friends, I have a
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blind friend and it' s good
to have a blind friend. I have
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a blind friend again. It'
s just that you don' t have
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to move gifts. I put enveloping
music on it. What will be the
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place. Haha well, I have
composed a song about a guy who by
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day practices athletic march and at night
does tantric sex with his woman alleletic macha,
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and that is tantric sex. The
song' s a title song.
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I want to run and I have
composed another song about a hammerhead that is
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born and small you tell her your
mother be careful that you have a hammer
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and I bought it anyway. I
bought a camera, I bought a water
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photo camera. I took it out
of the box and he took it,
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but no matter what, there could
have been two pictures that had a fish
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memory. That room I don'
t know is a drowned moyr whore that
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does. If, above all,
if you want to get burned, shit,
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we' ll have to boil it
because I want to get decinerated and
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cast my ashes according to soup.
About that, one day, when a
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lady removes. I form myself say
hello, soy a lump that is second
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clear because I am the first gives
later, then I bought a kit kat.
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Then I bought a kat kit to
do a parenthesis. But it broke,
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so say, some quotes and mine
of life. There' s a
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snack called this joke, because I
don' t like it. I don
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' t like machines. I don' t like the machine. I don
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' t like the chocolate machine,
because the chocolates in there are very proud.
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They' re very proud because that
coin and they say ah you want
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to eat me. Hey, what
to eat, because before I throw myself
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and throw, I mean, they
don' t fall off it and throw
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themselves away anyway. Chocolate. Chocolate
that sex subjective. But that only rich
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countries, poor countries, is looking
at clouds, eating land and things that
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don' t cost money, eating
chocolates. It' s his kind of
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ap good me, I mean,
when someone ever tells you what chocolate it
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is, I don' t know
if it' s a substitute. I
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need a replacement. Shit when anyone
ever tells us that chocolate is a substitute
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for sex, you have to tell
them and you know the phrases made are.
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It' s his type of conversation
and you leave because it' s
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not your friends he gives you conversation
by engagement. My nephew makes drawings at
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school and I take it from the
fridge door and this eater learns behind the
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effort. There' s food.
I recently drew a picture of a guy
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signing up with his secretary, and
he' s so fucking hot' cause
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it' s not what it looks
like. Yeah, folks, I'
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m just gonna talk about buddy.
I was in good class recently. Recently
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he was not in religion class and
the teacher said that man came from Adam
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and evades the next class. It
was the natural one the teacher said that
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the man came from the monkey and
tells me go then as Adam finds out
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and then in the next class we
were told that AIDS comes from the monkeys.
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I thought bitchy. Of course that
means that if it gives that original
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sin, but it cannot be because
in the eighties it ceased to be so
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original. Of course in the eighties, I liked Michael Jackson a lot in
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small and vice versa. I did
it, but I didn' t.
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If seen the end of the planet
to the apes, yes or no,
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yes, yes or no, the
end of silver to the apes. When
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Chato Heston discovers that it is not
in the silver of the apes, but
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that there is the land and he
takes a great disappointment, for he imagined
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what happened next when they told Chatton
Hestone that everything is a movie and they
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balance gestures. No. If it
happened to me again with BNUR, then
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what my name is I know how
to imagine you dinosaurs seeing a Jurassic park.
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Wow, they' re good,
done, humans, uh, they
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look digital like us, but this
is never gonna happen. I' ve
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dreamed of this. In fact,
I really like to dream my roommate the
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other one is sleepwalking, but it
took me a long time to realize because
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you slept the day, I thought
it was Peruvian. I like to dream
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a lot and in the morning that
point what I dreamt. Then at night.
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At night I reread it and say
where I was going and I bought
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a book of inhyperation of dreams?
Did I buy a dream interpretation book?
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So I' ll do it before
I sleep. And that' s how
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I find out all about it.
The regional costume of Andalusia is the pajamas,
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it is not an accent, it
is that they speak in dreams,
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of course anyone. In fact,
he recently woke up. He recently woke
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up. A guy of mine gave
a 30- year- old coma,
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a 30- year- old coma
and I told him you know now in
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Europe we work with the single currency. And he tells me yes, and
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now who has it. But the
worst thing isn' t being in a
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coma for 30 years. But they' re in a coma for thirty years
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in a five- star hotel wakes
us up to get egg- slapped trying
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my house' s. They'
re building an Ika and it' s
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the owner there alone with the beams. You' ll get your revenge by
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eating a puppy. You know that
one year' s person is seven dog
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kids. So if a dog breaks
a mirror seven percent out of forty-
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nine, it doesn' t make
up for it, it would kill itself.
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Recently, well, I became a
friend, a friend of mine who
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' s up here, is remembering
her apartment and tells me Luis has an
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old desk. I said no.
But if you wait, yes, because
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I' m a comedian to advance
my time. I' m a lime
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and I' m ahead of my
time. For example, I was making
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jokes about the eleven, that'
s the ten, and they weren'
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t laughing. I thought aha in
a matter of hours, because you know
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that the Americans call, call seny
leven, call him ngne and leven no
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no donce es aptiembre call him na
nor leven no matter. I' ve
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already told you. That was more
or less the joke, more or less
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not, it' s not enough
equal to the elica. A store has
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been open for 24 hours and has
been open for three months. That means
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you' ve exceeded expectations and never
try to hook up with a twenty-
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four- hour dependent or dependent,
not because hello how much you never get
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out. Then there was the competition
next door, a store called closed 24
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hours and it went wrong and they
had to open and they went again they
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had to close and no longer knew
what to do. Suggestions better. Yeah,
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folks, you know sometimes it'
s the two of you that change
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the time, it' s both
of you. Last time and I went
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to a rustle and I said hey
I' m not gonna count it right.
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You' ve only recently known that
sometimes it' s three o'
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clock. It' s one more
hour, one more hour. So last
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time I went to a watch shop
and said hi sorry. You' re
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selling loose. That joke isn'
t cool anymore. I didn' t
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like it. They said no.
So I went to twenty- four hours
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and they told me here and we
got together there' s twenty- four
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no matter what. Now in my
house there' s a costume shop and
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when I get bored I get off, improve a likely Entonce costume and it
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' s really fun more costumes.
This tester. It' s something and
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the guy who came in I don' t know I' m Napoleon,
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but it' s captain' s
line. There' s Captain, there
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' s Captain Garfield' s facias. Oh, that' s right,
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because I' m Napoleon and I
went to Captain Garfiel. Leave me alone,
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folks. The five pres have only
one eye so yes, yes,
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it will be. That' s
why you' re never going to see
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a pirate cycle and it' s
not you either. Yeah, Superman ain
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' t in shit, he'
s always wearing size, that fucking joke
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look. So, this worse f
is a tiptoe e that looks hello z
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what' s up. It'
s all over the zeta shit there wasn
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' t even. I' ve
got a beyond for the letters shit can
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' t be not chaises because you
don' t know what he' s
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going to do next. This last
joke is bullshit. I mean, I
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should have finished Napoleon. It comes
to say Napoleon and you applaud Napoleon.
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There you go. Are you going
good night, thank you? Thank you?
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Thank you? Thank you? It' s a stupid problem. Thank
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you, Rays, the ox.
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Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you,
friends, thank you. Stronger, stronger.
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To grass now, silo, decide, silence. Thank you, thank
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you. Uh, zombies eat zebras
that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That' s why, in the
event of a zombie attack to let
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them pass, I bought myself a
blonde wig and I' m sorry.
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I' m a little short.
So, Friends, yes, I was
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going downtown. I saw in the
center and in my block there is an
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elevator. But to put a downhill, because people pile up and my landlord
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is pidco and he hates me,
so if they killed her, nothing would
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happen to me. He doesn'
t love me and you want to be
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and he wants to rip me off
because every month he passes me to the
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bill of light, but another day
he made me, he passed me the
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bill of sound and I won'
t be able to sing. If I
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don' t pay for it,
I don' t give a shit.
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There' s no one here who
lives. And so, when the neighbors
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complain, I tell them it'
s not me, not that, Mr
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Cuesta, but he' s an
actor. So, when I' m
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acting, it doesn' t matter
and recently they said, they said,
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the news recently said that a child
of masso has disappeared. Susana disappeared and
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I was a cop looking for her
and everyone got pulos a banner that I
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made we' re all Susana and
I ah so they don' t help.
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Wait till she' s found before
she' s lost her mind.
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Then they hit the TV of a
Berman movie called screams and whispers. And
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I went crazy with the volume because
you know that before. You know before,
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there was a channel in front of
it. There' s also a
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channel. Then people made Zapin with
eyelashes. That' s how you'
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re in control under your eyebrows.
Oh, it' s true that everyone
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does. Yeah. I don'
t like it. I don' t
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like to watch series, because there' s a somewhat time- bound commitment.
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I' d rather watch movies that
are like the vibe of a better
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night. Like this. She'
s been watching a movie recently, an
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episode of mete and the ugly one
and she' s looking at me like
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saying you' re going to be
able to call me and I ran away
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and so that the savannah savannah doesn' t matter. No, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no. Recently they call me friend,
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recently measured I didn' t make
a friend, I bought a TV
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three d and I don' t
go to them doing depth. Now they
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' ve stolen it and you don' t see the feeling of depth because
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because it' s not I say
Mira is lying down again. The show
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is about the corner of your house. You' ve repeated again and all
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the time. I' ve always
bought a radio three d and so when
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I listen to music, I put
on my glasses and I feel more modern
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because I' m a person.
I' m a raisin. I'
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m a normal person. I'
m a normal person. A retard in
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Canaries Ja is strange. It'
s strange. It' s lovely.
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When an old man says the radio
word yes, well, when that old
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man is your doctor, we'
re gonna have to give you radiation therapy.
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No. No, ah, no, no, yeah, folks.
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Antennas are dangerous. Antennas are dangerous. For example, my aunt lives next
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to a parabolic, she already has
cancer in fifty languages. I live next
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door, and I' m a
stutterer. Good as it is, yes,
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friends, then the atomic ant has
cancer because it has a radioactive surname.
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Then the radiation goes beyond the name
of the first name. Then of
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course, if I had been called
ant atomic lead, there would be a
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containment barrier and then I wouldn'
t pass the ant relationship and I would
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still do the series today. Bad
thinking. It was and it' s
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the same. I became the friend. I' m going to say a
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friend. I study ontology and I
told him and that what the years are
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and tell me is three, five. Yeah, he' s lucky.
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Good friends, I wanted to,
I wanted to, I wanted to study
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history. I wanted to study history. They told me, it' s
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a burden. So, future,
I mean okay, but tell me a
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thousand years ago. Then yes,
there' s the whole story ahead of
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you, shit. When I was
told, when I was told that English
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was the language of the future,
I thought go then now the verbs will
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be in the past, because they
are being made and the future will already
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be present and can be consumed,
because sar in the future. It doesn
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' t matter. You know from
here I' m already Slavic, you
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know why I and I was fine
so many giris there, why what because
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it' s postified me and Slavic
Joy means fun and she' s the
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woman of the east. That'
s why we' ve tried to turn.
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Many comedians always tell that, that
their mother weighed slipper, that yes,
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yes, much more makes me think
the slipper. That happened to me
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because my aunt was chasing me that
this wheelchair and threatening me with spare parts
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go. My neighbor' s in
a wheelchair and I' ve lost my
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illusion for life, so they took
her wheels off. My neighbor broke two
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legs and he' s already making
room with a static pizzette. I said
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go so we' re not going
anywhere. Hahaha, learn how to roll.
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You know who he is. You
know it' s Steeph hazy there
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that' s Stephen Hawking, yes
or no. Steph Holkins is the opposite
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of RoboCop. Steph Hawkins can'
t come back from a trip and say
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he' s arrived well. You
can say I' m here. It
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' s like before, yeah,
folks, I' m so here.
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He' s doing autographs. Let
me know they' ve answered because it
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doesn' t matter i don'
t. But by the time a few
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Olympic games in Lourdes, the miracle
isn' t paged, I come without
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a medal, but I come as
a skill. What a glass it doesn
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' t matter. Coming this way, I stepped on a sandwich and ate
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it for luck, because, but, but I' m me, I
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' m not superstitious, because superstitious
has thirteen letters. I say I'
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m superstition anymore, or in fact, I' m not superstitious. I
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recently broke a mirror and had seven
years to pick up crystals. Now I
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' m putting it all in place
I' m reflecting and I' m
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making a puzzle of myself Yes friends. I' ve never, ever acted.
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I' ve never acted in lepe. I' ve never acted in
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lep but I' d like to
one day perform the lepe, take out
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a mirror and say hey, what
appears. This exists you are telepaning it
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because it laughs I do not know
and infinite loop and until it dies exach
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because the mirrors always tell the truth
that yes. But the other way around,
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for example, you look at me
thinking he' s dressed like indie
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people and you look like a homeless
person, because, after all, a
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homeless person is an indie who has
left keys at home and can' t
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get in. And that' s
there. Yeah, folks, vagabonds buy
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Tsara homeless cartons. I wouldn'
t like it. I' d like
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to live on the street. I
wouldn' t like to live on the
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street, because I don' t
like to share a flat with people I
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don' t know. Don'
t transcribe through my bed, don'
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t manifest in my sleepy prbro anyway
you understand me, okay, etcc.
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The worst that can happen to you? The worst that can happen to you
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with a black cat? Isn'
t that right, yes, but the
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worst thing that can happen to him
in a black cat is to come across
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a skin cat? Hahaha, and
the worst thing that a skin cat can
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do to him is to be confused
like a rat and eaten by a black
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cat. They give me shit coming
this way, coming to and here you
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have crucified me as a manifestation of
paranoids, a manipulation of paranoids, and
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so many saying. But why are
you following me? But why are you
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following me? But why are you
following me? Why are you following me?
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Why are you following me? Because
it' s expensive, they'
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re paranoid and they didn' t
put up the banners, they put up
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the banners, don' t look
them in the face that they get angry
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they' re nadic pay anyway.
Then he offered it to me. Then
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I offered myself a little bow against
AIDS and I told them no, thank
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you, I already have it,
but the little one from AIDS I told
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them you should deface the pin and
you didn' t do it completely final.
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They didn' t convince me and
I gave the bearer a check.
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Yeah. But I am, but
you' re out- of- court,
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but you' re supportive. For
example, every time, like a
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foot frigo I think of another frigo, sir limping and falling like a frigo
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finger crejoden friends and I curba in
I worked in coca cola, they worked
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coca cola, but they threw me
out because I left an open door and
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went all the expense. Okay.
That' s why and for showing me
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the cigars with the spark of evil
life, my roommate is spoiled, but
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he starved to death. I told
him to do this doesn' t feed
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him anymore, but not fat either. I said pretend to eat and shut
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up, don' t do it
anyway? Doesn' t matter? He
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' s been watching TV recently.
He' s been watching TV recently.
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With some friends at home I got
ahead and they said you hear that the
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meat of donkeys or not transparent and
if I fuck truth, I wish it
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was a jellyfish, because the meat
duses me if it turns out. What
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' s more, every day they
come to mercamadrito you read of jellyfish.
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They stay there, because no one
sees them. You can' t see
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them. I used to think that
when I put the beach in, what
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bit me was curiosity and how a
jellyfish is distinguished from its ghost. The
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ghost of a jellyfish looks at a
jellyfish. Ah, the past isn'
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t itchy, but it doesn'
t matter. You all know each other?
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Everyone? Do you know each other? Can you? Follow the subject
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you want. So, uh,
you all know clearly, of course you
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do. You all know the opolars
that yes, yes, yes or no
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you did, that yes pussy,
yes, but you do not know the
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or bipolar you. I' m
going to imitate the polar ovis This is
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the bipolar is worth to death,
honey that Rica, death honey which Rica,
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ah death, that' s what
bipolar is also the bipolar bear,
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This is the bipolar bear, my
honey how rich? I' m not
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idiotic, honey that Rica I'
m not idiotic? And this is the
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tripolar bear, that is, tripolar, honey how rich? I' m
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not on a diet come a little
bit, fear that Rica I' m
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not I' ll give it to
you a little bit or your rich one.
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That poor thing. Uh, the
plural, the plural of the bullfight
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is bulls' bucaque. And I
like grapes? Do I like grapes?
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I like grapes, but I call
them Cherry melons is more. And the
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difference between a song and an anthem
is twelve cubatas. And that' s
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what he' s doing here.
One song is light to the other money
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because I sometimes drink something. And
when and I have a blind friend and
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when I know I think I saw
that afternoon those days, they ask the
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dog to get home, when I' m tired with juntaxi and I tell
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him it' s still the dog. Yes, friends, I have a
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blind friend and it' s good
to have a blind friend. I have
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a blind friend again. It'
s just that you don' t have
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to move gifts. I put enveloping
music on it. What will be the
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place. Haha well, I have
composed a song about a guy who by
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day practices athletic march and at night
does tantric sex with his woman alleletic macha,
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and that is tantric sex. The
song' s a title song.
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I want to run and I have
composed another song about a hammerhead that is
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born and small you tell her your
mother be careful that you have a hammer
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and I bought it anyway. I
bought a camera, I bought a water
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photo camera. I took it out
of the box and he took it,
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but no matter what, there could
have been two pictures that had a fish
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memory. That room I don'
t know is a drowned moyr whore that
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does. If, above all,
if you want to get burned, shit,
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we' ll have to boil it
because I want to get decinerated and
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cast my ashes according to soup.
About that, one day, when a
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lady removes. I form myself say
hello, soy a lump that is second
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clear because I am the first gives
later, then I bought a kit kat.
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Then I bought a kat kit to
do a parenthesis. But it broke,
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so say, some quotes and mine
of life. There' s a
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snack called this joke, because I
don' t like it. I don
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' t like machines. I don' t like the machine. I don
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' t like the chocolate machine,
because the chocolates in there are very proud.
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They' re very proud because that
coin and they say ah you want
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to eat me. Hey, what
to eat, because before I throw myself
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and throw, I mean, they
don' t fall off it and throw
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themselves away anyway. Chocolate. Chocolate
that sex subjective. But that only rich
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countries, poor countries, is looking
at clouds, eating land and things that
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don' t cost money, eating
chocolates. It' s his kind of
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ap good me, I mean,
when someone ever tells you what chocolate it
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is, I don' t know
if it' s a substitute. I
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need a replacement. Shit when anyone
ever tells us that chocolate is a substitute
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for sex, you have to tell
them and you know the phrases made are.
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It' s his type of conversation
and you leave because it' s
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not your friends he gives you conversation
by engagement. My nephew makes drawings at
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school and I take it from the
fridge door and this eater learns behind the
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effort. There' s food.
I recently drew a picture of a guy
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signing up with his secretary, and
he' s so fucking hot' cause
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it' s not what it looks
like. Yeah, folks, I'
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m just gonna talk about buddy.
I was in good class recently. Recently
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he was not in religion class and
the teacher said that man came from Adam
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and evades the next class. It
was the natural one the teacher said that
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the man came from the monkey and
tells me go then as Adam finds out
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and then in the next class we
were told that AIDS comes from the monkeys.
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I thought bitchy. Of course that
means that if it gives that original
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sin, but it cannot be because
in the eighties it ceased to be so
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original. Of course in the eighties, I liked Michael Jackson a lot in
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small and vice versa. I did
it, but I didn' t.
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If seen the end of the planet
to the apes, yes or no,
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yes, yes or no, the
end of silver to the apes. When
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Chato Heston discovers that it is not
in the silver of the apes, but
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that there is the land and he
takes a great disappointment, for he imagined
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what happened next when they told Chatton
Hestone that everything is a movie and they
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balance gestures. No. If it
happened to me again with BNUR, then
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what my name is I know how
to imagine you dinosaurs seeing a Jurassic park.
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Wow, they' re good,
done, humans, uh, they
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look digital like us, but this
is never gonna happen. I' ve
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dreamed of this. In fact,
I really like to dream my roommate the
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other one is sleepwalking, but it
took me a long time to realize because
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you slept the day, I thought
it was Peruvian. I like to dream
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a lot and in the morning that
point what I dreamt. Then at night.
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At night I reread it and say
where I was going and I bought
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a book of inhyperation of dreams?
Did I buy a dream interpretation book?
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So I' ll do it before
I sleep. And that' s how
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I find out all about it.
The regional costume of Andalusia is the pajamas,
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it is not an accent, it
is that they speak in dreams,
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of course anyone. In fact,
he recently woke up. He recently woke
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up. A guy of mine gave
a 30- year- old coma,
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a 30- year- old coma
and I told him you know now in
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Europe we work with the single currency. And he tells me yes, and
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now who has it. But the
worst thing isn' t being in a
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coma for 30 years. But they' re in a coma for thirty years
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in a five- star hotel wakes
us up to get egg- slapped trying
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my house' s. They'
re building an Ika and it' s
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the owner there alone with the beams. You' ll get your revenge by
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eating a puppy. You know that
one year' s person is seven dog
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kids. So if a dog breaks
a mirror seven percent out of forty-
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nine, it doesn' t make
up for it, it would kill itself.
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Recently, well, I became a
friend, a friend of mine who
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' s up here, is remembering
her apartment and tells me Luis has an
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old desk. I said no.
But if you wait, yes, because
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I' m a comedian to advance
my time. I' m a lime
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and I' m ahead of my
time. For example, I was making
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jokes about the eleven, that'
s the ten, and they weren'
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t laughing. I thought aha in
a matter of hours, because you know
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that the Americans call, call seny
leven, call him ngne and leven no
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no donce es aptiembre call him na
nor leven no matter. I' ve
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already told you. That was more
or less the joke, more or less
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not, it' s not enough
equal to the elica. A store has
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been open for 24 hours and has
been open for three months. That means
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you' ve exceeded expectations and never
try to hook up with a twenty-
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four- hour dependent or dependent,
not because hello how much you never get
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out. Then there was the competition
next door, a store called closed 24
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hours and it went wrong and they
had to open and they went again they
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had to close and no longer knew
what to do. Suggestions better. Yeah,
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folks, you know sometimes it'
s the two of you that change
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the time, it' s both
of you. Last time and I went
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to a rustle and I said hey
I' m not gonna count it right.
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You' ve only recently known that
sometimes it' s three o'
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clock. It' s one more
hour, one more hour. So last
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time I went to a watch shop
and said hi sorry. You' re
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selling loose. That joke isn'
t cool anymore. I didn' t
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like it. They said no.
So I went to twenty- four hours
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and they told me here and we
got together there' s twenty- four
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no matter what. Now in my
house there' s a costume shop and
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when I get bored I get off, improve a likely Entonce costume and it
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' s really fun more costumes.
This tester. It' s something and
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the guy who came in I don' t know I' m Napoleon,
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but it' s captain' s
line. There' s Captain, there
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' s Captain Garfield' s facias. Oh, that' s right,
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because I' m Napoleon and I
went to Captain Garfiel. Leave me alone,
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folks. The five pres have only
one eye so yes, yes,
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it will be. That' s
why you' re never going to see
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a pirate cycle and it' s
not you either. Yeah, Superman ain
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' t in shit, he'
s always wearing size, that fucking joke
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look. So, this worse f
is a tiptoe e that looks hello z
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what' s up. It'
s all over the zeta shit there wasn
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' t even. I' ve
got a beyond for the letters shit can
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' t be not chaises because you
don' t know what he' s
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going to do next. This last
joke is bullshit. I mean, I
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should have finished Napoleon. It comes
to say Napoleon and you applaud Napoleon.
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There you go. Are you going
good night, thank you? Thank you?
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Thank you? Thank you? It' s a stupid problem. Thank
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you, Rays, the ox.
