July 23, 2024
Kike Garcia - Standup comedy
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Comedy Central Podcast. I' m
so glad you' re here. I
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' m so glad to be here
recording for Comedy Central. I was about
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to cancel it because I spent a
really hard week and I didn' t
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see myself able to come today,
but I had said yes. We buried
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my grandmother yesterday. She became furious, for I had fifteen fifteen according to
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it was a very nice burial.
It was a very nice burial. We
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didn' t want the typical funeral. We wanted something a little more hipster.
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We put straw balls everywhere. I' ve been looking at coffins for
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days Now I' ve had banners
of coffins whenever I sailed, but a
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nice funeral. My cousin Rubén threw
my grandfather' s body back to see
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who was taking it. Yesterday I
was the first of the family to die
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all. I am, I am, I am sorry to start with such
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a subject, so good, so
hard, no, but it seems that
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death haunts me. Two weeks ago, Abby, Abby is a character I
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just put in the monologue. He' s my partner. I was talking
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to her and I told her I
was on the terrace. We have a
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terrace, because well, a terrace
and I saw that the cat had killed
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a bird and I told him ab
the character from before I think Sauron killed
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a little bird. It' s
what the cat' s name is and
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he told me he' d be
dead. And I looked at him and
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told him if he' s acting. It' s the best performance I
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' ve ever seen. You'
re at the level of that time that
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a few months ago Alex Baldwin had
to pretend to shoot someone and kill?
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He had to pretend to shoot someone
and he killed the director of photography.
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I know there' s already the
comic. There' s a comic in
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the audience, the prior kind of
audience possible has made. This is the
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symbol that you' ve made a
joke that well, it' s true.
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It' s a subject. Not
bad. It' s wrong to
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make jokes about the situation in Aleppo. It' s a pretty dramatic situation.
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In fact, he has suffered several
nervous breakdowns, one depression and,
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in fact, this morning he tried
to commit suicide and killed another. Director
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of Photography. It' s twenty? It' s twenty? Twenty?
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Twenty? He' s got 20
directors of photography on his own, not
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that they were directors of photography in
Hollywood. I don' t know if
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you' ve seen. All the
movies are dark because of Alex Baldwin.
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Okay. I' m sorry to
start on such delicate subjects. I used
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to, in my long career as
a comedian, I used to get on
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stage full of energy, I used
to say how you motherfuckers are. That
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was my line, how you motherfuckers
are. But a few months ago I
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was performing in the Yegua with Chistera, a little house in Malaga and when
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I left it went very well.
How are you after whore? The audience
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is very excited. I go out
to the parking lot and I see two
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girls follow me in the clearing myself
in the parking lot two girls follow me.
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I thought here you were canceled and
I was told we' re not
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dealing with two feminists and that you
were a sexist and I' m talking
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to them open to whatever they might
be good at proposing to me. And
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it' s true and I'
ve been advised some books and I'
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ve been reading about feminism and it' s true, I mean, you
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can' t go on stage and
say how you son of a bitch,
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because she' s a sexist.
You, what you have to do is
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go out on stage and say how
you' re sons and daughters of bitches,
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because if you' re not invisibilizing
the woman, no, no,
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you can' t, you can' t do that I' ve been,
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I' ve been reading enough about
feminism and if I' ve understood
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it correctly, feminism doesn' t
have to look at it well. Feminism
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doesn' t look that bad.
It is not so much that they seek
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equality between men and women as killing
all men and me people. I don
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' t like it then that there
are half the people for me ok,
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that is, it' s a
first step for me well apart, I
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would probably be one of the last
men to die because they would pass feminist
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patrols through the streets and they would
say there' s some man around here
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and I, with my voice I
would say they wouldn' t say,
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thank you, sister, and they
would go, they would go up the
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street, they would go up the
street with their nikov coves and no.
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But if all men died, that
would extinguish the human race. I could
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say some ignorant, false, false, if all men were murdered, the
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human race would not be extinguished,
because there is a lot of frozen semen.
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There is a lot of frozen semen, and feminists could continue to breed
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humans from all those fine arts students
for generations and generations. I explain all
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this in my next book, which
is called Kui. What does feminism explain
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to you? What does the editorial
feminism Lumen Sale explain to you next December,
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because I have realized to read about
feminism, that all the books on
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feminism are written almost all by women, and that gives them a very biased
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view in favor of women and sometimes
a look from outside. Eye, eye,
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eye. Sometimes it' s even
more lucid. No, but how
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you' re gonna write your about
feminism if you' re right is no
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more plaining. My girlfriend, the
character from before Abby some isn' t
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that she has her own personal art. He' s a complex character.
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When he accuses me of making him
mans plaining, he does not pronounce it
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well and says mins plaining, which
forces me every time to explain again that
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mans plaining does not come from mind
mind, but from man' s hand,
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and she falls into error over and
over and over again. I mean,
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I have to explain it every time, every time in a more slow
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and slow way and with descendant.
Well, I saw my girlfriend and I
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have been 20 years. Well,
this text is old. We must be
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twenty- one years. I'
m going to be twenty- one years
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old. I just realized now that
it' s fine. But good sex.
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Sure. Many are many years.
There' s a lot of them,
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sure It' s 20 years.
Sure, sure, I mean,
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is that how you want to have
sex? Those are the prolegomena, those
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are, after twenty years, twenty- one years, the troublemen, they
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are you want to have a intercourse, those are the problems Or if we
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are a little nice, we say
grab something. That' s it,
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that' s it Did you trouble
them less? Well, then, is
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it how you want to have sex? Don' t put another chapter in
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the series. But if we'
re seeing here, there' s no
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one alive who doesn' t care. Your pon is costing us how to
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cheer. It' s costing us
both. It' s hard for us
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to encourage the matter to add a
little bit of good, well, it
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' s good to enrich a little
good. It doesn' t make any
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good. You know, he tells
me the other day during intercourse that'
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s what we call it. Talk
to me badly and I told him what
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I' m getting you into.
I started using leisms. I told you
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I' m gonna do it to
him like that, no respect, no
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respect for c and she told me
what makes me feel is underrealistic. With
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b I already ani and I said
cocreta mondarina. We' re both in
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letters. We didn' t think
it was right. We stopped it was
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like the two nudes in like.
This isn' t working. We said
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we' re going to roll Plaine, that if you don' t know,
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the Roleplaine is, then, exchanging
roles. He told me. She
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told me we' re gonna make
Roleplaine and I' m a screenwriter and
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I said oysters. I finally went
to the studio, prepared, prepared several
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two you are. We did piaching
and he told me this is that this
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idea is very complex. We don' t have a budget for this one.
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This is other abstract. My mother
won' t understand. I told
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her it' s okay, we' re both autonomous and she owns a
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bookstore. I said, well,
we' re both self- employed.
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Okay, well, I' ll
be the manager, and you' ll
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be a young entrepreneur, and that' s worth it. I think I
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can do that. I' ll
be the manager and did a young entrepreneur
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I got a course He rented a
place on a main floor. I received
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her with a green visor. I
gave him time because, well, I
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mean, he had a shoe store
that came with all the tickets from the
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store and well I made him the
income statement and we didn' t even
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fuck. And it was like,
oh what we do, not like we
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' re so worried about the subject, but it was like there' s
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something, we have to do,
what we do. And she said good
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to me.â Now todayâ
s young people have very normalized watching porn,
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â she said porn,â Letâ s watch porn,â she
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said. For us we are forty
years old. It' s a bit,
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a bit of a subject, a
little taboo and he said, but
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the young people of dialo say it
openly that they watch porn. I mean,
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some are saying yes, yes,
of course I told him man.
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We' re two forty years old
We' re eighties. It is true
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that porn is said to be very
normal nowadays. The porn isn' t
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normalized shit next to how normal it
is, that is, in the eighties
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there were cinemas, cinemas, cinemas, cinemas, that is to say a
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cinema pussy, a cinema, a
cinema, a cinema, but porno,
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that is to say, cinemas with
their taquilera, the one that you had
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to ask her for an entrance,
usually you were alone, an entrance,
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an entrance to the porn movie,
that is to say with other seats,
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where there were other gentlemen, usually
they were lords and the film lasted an
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hour and you had stayed for ten
minutes because you had already paid the entrance.
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As I mean, on that level
is porn. I was at Kio
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on the way out of school there
was the porno, in Mr Matias'
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kiosk, in the Pa kÃos,
Mr MatÃas was the pornhub algorithm it was
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Mr MatÃas who told you if you
liked this, take this other one.
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This is being consumed in the neighborhood. I mean, if you wanted to,
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if you wanted to erase the record, you had to beat Mr Matias
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up. At that level porn was
standardized compared to today. We said good,
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it' s still okay Come on
Let' s go watch porn.
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Okay, let' s watch porn. We sat on the couch and put
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it in the eye, not on
the phone, not on the laptop,
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on the little rhodillitas that you burn
in summer that some say yes, yes,
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on the TV Grande, with the
sofa, on the TV Grande,
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on the TV Grande? As adults
with a cheese board on the side table.
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We don' t even call it
watching, because we don' t
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call it watching documentary intercourse. At
that level, at that level we consider
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it something adult and we have composed
to see and it doesn' t end
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up leaving us. He ends up
converging us. He leaves us with us.
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We' re from the' 80s, as I say, and we
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' re used to movies ending up
very well in porn movies. They don
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' t end, they don'
t end. We' re used to
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the' 80s movies being like that. They had a little bit of itchy,
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they were a little bit of itchy. When the action was over,
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the characters would jump, do well, jump, bevel, stop, freeze
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the image, sound a guitar rip
and tell you. Well, this character
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got a degree from the university and
now it' s all we see,
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we watch porn movies and we imagine
what the epilus will look like after the
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credit scene of those characters and basically
after watching a documentary intercourse. What we
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do is we write that epilogue and
I' m going to read you some
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of the ones we' ve written
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well- known website of cultural content
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and we write the epilogue Gang Bank
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' ve had in order to do
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and tells you what has happened to
them Gang Bang Ordi and Sabach Party.
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Every year everyone gathers to reminisce about
their little adventure. Tina, the girl
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of moles in English, died two
years ago. Demetrian Mira sanset Sacking.
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Demetria and Mira haven' t seen
each other since. She' s more
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than two kids. He returns to
practice rows whenever he has occasion, but
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he can' t help but think
about Demetri when he does it any raga
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fi Bridge, Kerra est interduces Media. Time later, Kerra was able to
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complete her shower. Jo Vi interview
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still unemployed fek Doctor Fax Skine,
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and thin girl. He still has
no suspicion that the alleged doctor was not
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such. His tumor' s still
undetected. After a lot of reflection,
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I realized that the problems we have
to encourage the matter are because I am
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very modest and very modest because I
started very late in sex and I understand
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that it is because I went to
a public school. If you go to
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a healing school, it' s
key, it' s different. Well,
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the point is, I told him
I saw, okay, let'
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s do something, let' s
get back to the traditional. I told
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him why we didn' t play
doctors. And well it' s given
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me time for April next year.
And, well, that' s it
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for today. Thank you very much. Thank you very much? Thank you,
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thank you? Thank you. Ta
later,
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Comedy Central Podcast. I' m
so glad you' re here. I
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' m so glad to be here
recording for Comedy Central. I was about
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to cancel it because I spent a
really hard week and I didn' t
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see myself able to come today,
but I had said yes. We buried
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my grandmother yesterday. She became furious, for I had fifteen fifteen according to
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it was a very nice burial.
It was a very nice burial. We
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didn' t want the typical funeral. We wanted something a little more hipster.
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We put straw balls everywhere. I' ve been looking at coffins for
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days Now I' ve had banners
of coffins whenever I sailed, but a
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nice funeral. My cousin Rubén threw
my grandfather' s body back to see
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who was taking it. Yesterday I
was the first of the family to die
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all. I am, I am, I am sorry to start with such
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a subject, so good, so
hard, no, but it seems that
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death haunts me. Two weeks ago, Abby, Abby is a character I
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just put in the monologue. He' s my partner. I was talking
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to her and I told her I
was on the terrace. We have a
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terrace, because well, a terrace
and I saw that the cat had killed
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a bird and I told him ab
the character from before I think Sauron killed
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a little bird. It' s
what the cat' s name is and
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he told me he' d be
dead. And I looked at him and
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told him if he' s acting. It' s the best performance I
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' ve ever seen. You'
re at the level of that time that
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a few months ago Alex Baldwin had
to pretend to shoot someone and kill?
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He had to pretend to shoot someone
and he killed the director of photography.
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I know there' s already the
comic. There' s a comic in
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the audience, the prior kind of
audience possible has made. This is the
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symbol that you' ve made a
joke that well, it' s true.
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It' s a subject. Not
bad. It' s wrong to
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make jokes about the situation in Aleppo. It' s a pretty dramatic situation.
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In fact, he has suffered several
nervous breakdowns, one depression and,
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in fact, this morning he tried
to commit suicide and killed another. Director
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of Photography. It' s twenty? It' s twenty? Twenty?
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Twenty? He' s got 20
directors of photography on his own, not
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that they were directors of photography in
Hollywood. I don' t know if
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you' ve seen. All the
movies are dark because of Alex Baldwin.
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Okay. I' m sorry to
start on such delicate subjects. I used
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to, in my long career as
a comedian, I used to get on
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stage full of energy, I used
to say how you motherfuckers are. That
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was my line, how you motherfuckers
are. But a few months ago I
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was performing in the Yegua with Chistera, a little house in Malaga and when
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I left it went very well.
How are you after whore? The audience
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is very excited. I go out
to the parking lot and I see two
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girls follow me in the clearing myself
in the parking lot two girls follow me.
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I thought here you were canceled and
I was told we' re not
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dealing with two feminists and that you
were a sexist and I' m talking
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to them open to whatever they might
be good at proposing to me. And
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it' s true and I'
ve been advised some books and I'
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ve been reading about feminism and it' s true, I mean, you
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can' t go on stage and
say how you son of a bitch,
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because she' s a sexist.
You, what you have to do is
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go out on stage and say how
you' re sons and daughters of bitches,
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because if you' re not invisibilizing
the woman, no, no,
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you can' t, you can' t do that I' ve been,
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I' ve been reading enough about
feminism and if I' ve understood
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it correctly, feminism doesn' t
have to look at it well. Feminism
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doesn' t look that bad.
It is not so much that they seek
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equality between men and women as killing
all men and me people. I don
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' t like it then that there
are half the people for me ok,
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that is, it' s a
first step for me well apart, I
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would probably be one of the last
men to die because they would pass feminist
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patrols through the streets and they would
say there' s some man around here
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and I, with my voice I
would say they wouldn' t say,
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thank you, sister, and they
would go, they would go up the
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street, they would go up the
street with their nikov coves and no.
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But if all men died, that
would extinguish the human race. I could
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say some ignorant, false, false, if all men were murdered, the
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human race would not be extinguished,
because there is a lot of frozen semen.
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There is a lot of frozen semen, and feminists could continue to breed
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humans from all those fine arts students
for generations and generations. I explain all
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this in my next book, which
is called Kui. What does feminism explain
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to you? What does the editorial
feminism Lumen Sale explain to you next December,
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because I have realized to read about
feminism, that all the books on
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feminism are written almost all by women, and that gives them a very biased
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view in favor of women and sometimes
a look from outside. Eye, eye,
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eye. Sometimes it' s even
more lucid. No, but how
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you' re gonna write your about
feminism if you' re right is no
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more plaining. My girlfriend, the
character from before Abby some isn' t
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that she has her own personal art. He' s a complex character.
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When he accuses me of making him
mans plaining, he does not pronounce it
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well and says mins plaining, which
forces me every time to explain again that
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mans plaining does not come from mind
mind, but from man' s hand,
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and she falls into error over and
over and over again. I mean,
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I have to explain it every time, every time in a more slow
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and slow way and with descendant.
Well, I saw my girlfriend and I
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have been 20 years. Well,
this text is old. We must be
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twenty- one years. I'
m going to be twenty- one years
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old. I just realized now that
it' s fine. But good sex.
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Sure. Many are many years.
There' s a lot of them,
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sure It' s 20 years.
Sure, sure, I mean,
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is that how you want to have
sex? Those are the prolegomena, those
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are, after twenty years, twenty- one years, the troublemen, they
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are you want to have a intercourse, those are the problems Or if we
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are a little nice, we say
grab something. That' s it,
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that' s it Did you trouble
them less? Well, then, is
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it how you want to have sex? Don' t put another chapter in
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the series. But if we'
re seeing here, there' s no
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one alive who doesn' t care. Your pon is costing us how to
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cheer. It' s costing us
both. It' s hard for us
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to encourage the matter to add a
little bit of good, well, it
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' s good to enrich a little
good. It doesn' t make any
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good. You know, he tells
me the other day during intercourse that'
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s what we call it. Talk
to me badly and I told him what
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I' m getting you into.
I started using leisms. I told you
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I' m gonna do it to
him like that, no respect, no
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respect for c and she told me
what makes me feel is underrealistic. With
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b I already ani and I said
cocreta mondarina. We' re both in
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letters. We didn' t think
it was right. We stopped it was
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like the two nudes in like.
This isn' t working. We said
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we' re going to roll Plaine, that if you don' t know,
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the Roleplaine is, then, exchanging
roles. He told me. She
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told me we' re gonna make
Roleplaine and I' m a screenwriter and
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I said oysters. I finally went
to the studio, prepared, prepared several
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two you are. We did piaching
and he told me this is that this
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idea is very complex. We don' t have a budget for this one.
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This is other abstract. My mother
won' t understand. I told
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her it' s okay, we' re both autonomous and she owns a
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bookstore. I said, well,
we' re both self- employed.
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Okay, well, I' ll
be the manager, and you' ll
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be a young entrepreneur, and that' s worth it. I think I
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can do that. I' ll
be the manager and did a young entrepreneur
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I got a course He rented a
place on a main floor. I received
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her with a green visor. I
gave him time because, well, I
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mean, he had a shoe store
that came with all the tickets from the
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store and well I made him the
income statement and we didn' t even
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fuck. And it was like,
oh what we do, not like we
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' re so worried about the subject, but it was like there' s
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something, we have to do,
what we do. And she said good
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to me.â Now todayâ
s young people have very normalized watching porn,
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â she said porn,â Letâ s watch porn,â she
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said. For us we are forty
years old. It' s a bit,
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a bit of a subject, a
little taboo and he said, but
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the young people of dialo say it
openly that they watch porn. I mean,
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some are saying yes, yes,
of course I told him man.
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We' re two forty years old
We' re eighties. It is true
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that porn is said to be very
normal nowadays. The porn isn' t
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normalized shit next to how normal it
is, that is, in the eighties
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there were cinemas, cinemas, cinemas, cinemas, that is to say a
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cinema pussy, a cinema, a
cinema, a cinema, but porno,
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that is to say, cinemas with
their taquilera, the one that you had
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to ask her for an entrance,
usually you were alone, an entrance,
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an entrance to the porn movie,
that is to say with other seats,
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where there were other gentlemen, usually
they were lords and the film lasted an
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hour and you had stayed for ten
minutes because you had already paid the entrance.
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As I mean, on that level
is porn. I was at Kio
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on the way out of school there
was the porno, in Mr Matias'
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kiosk, in the Pa kÃos,
Mr MatÃas was the pornhub algorithm it was
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Mr MatÃas who told you if you
liked this, take this other one.
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This is being consumed in the neighborhood. I mean, if you wanted to,
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if you wanted to erase the record, you had to beat Mr Matias
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up. At that level porn was
standardized compared to today. We said good,
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it' s still okay Come on
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Okay, let' s watch porn. We sat on the couch and put
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it in the eye, not on
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on the little rhodillitas that you burn
in summer that some say yes, yes,
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on the TV Grande, with the
sofa, on the TV Grande,
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on the TV Grande? As adults
with a cheese board on the side table.
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We don' t even call it
watching, because we don' t
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call it watching documentary intercourse. At
that level, at that level we consider
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it something adult and we have composed
to see and it doesn' t end
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up leaving us. He ends up
converging us. He leaves us with us.
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We' re from the' 80s, as I say, and we
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' re used to movies ending up
very well in porn movies. They don
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' t end, they don'
t end. We' re used to
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the' 80s movies being like that. They had a little bit of itchy,
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they were a little bit of itchy. When the action was over,
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the characters would jump, do well, jump, bevel, stop, freeze
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the image, sound a guitar rip
and tell you. Well, this character
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got a degree from the university and
now it' s all we see,
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we watch porn movies and we imagine
what the epilus will look like after the
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credit scene of those characters and basically
after watching a documentary intercourse. What we
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do is we write that epilogue and
I' m going to read you some
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of the ones we' ve written
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well- known website of cultural content
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and we write the epilogue Gang Bank
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' ve had in order to do
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and tells you what has happened to
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Every year everyone gathers to reminisce about
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of moles in English, died two
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Demetria and Mira haven' t seen
each other since. She' s more
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than two kids. He returns to
practice rows whenever he has occasion, but
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he can' t help but think
about Demetri when he does it any raga
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fi Bridge, Kerra est interduces Media. Time later, Kerra was able to
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complete her shower. Jo Vi interview
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still unemployed fek Doctor Fax Skine,
John Gerd Huk without Ford check the attractive
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and thin girl. He still has
no suspicion that the alleged doctor was not
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such. His tumor' s still
undetected. After a lot of reflection,
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I realized that the problems we have
to encourage the matter are because I am
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very modest and very modest because I
started very late in sex and I understand
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that it is because I went to
a public school. If you go to
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a healing school, it' s
key, it' s different. Well,
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the point is, I told him
I saw, okay, let'
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s do something, let' s
get back to the traditional. I told
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him why we didn' t play
doctors. And well it' s given
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me time for April next year.
And, well, that' s it
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for today. Thank you very much. Thank you very much? Thank you,
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thank you? Thank you. Ta
later,
