Kekin -de ilusiones tambien muere

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Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you you
remember the first dust that you cast,

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not even the last and almost better
so, uh, almost better so,

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what the last dust will be like, what the last dust of our life

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will be like. Hey, some
of you here have already done better not

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to know. Better not to know
because it' s because if you know

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it' s the last fuck you' re gonna throw out. Hey,

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you' re in there like a
tension. It no longer gives him the

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same illusion, and life needs illusion. We need illusion for everything, but

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in moderation, because illusions also die. We need illusion in life. We

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need circumvention to try to be happy, even if it is medium, nothing

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more, no, because happiness has
to be half always, because happiness is

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sharing. No, you can'
t be happy here alone. We don

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' t need another person here to
be able to rub our happiness on him.

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I' ve won the lottery to
you. No, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no. I' m
gonna be happy. I' ve

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decided I' m gonna be happy
for fuck' s sake. I'

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m gonna be happy because even if
it' s for fuck' s sake,

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it doesn' t matter. All
right, man, everybody whining what

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a mess everybody' s got.
That' s where we look like grandma

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Fuck' s all right. Oh, when this one will lead me to

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the Lord for God' s sake. Tomorrow, Monday, I' ve

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come up with a pimple, and
I' ve stepped on a piece of

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shit. What a life it is
that the other in every hundred people ninety

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- nine are looking forward to going
out on the street to complain about rubbing

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their shit in your face. You
guys? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? You guys?
Don' t you? You guys?

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You belong to that select one.
One percent of the people who say fuck.

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I' m gonna have a good
time. I' m going to

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see the monologues You' re coming. No. I' m not,

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I' m gonna stay here and
hit me with a stone in the shin.

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You go on, you' re
doing a good life You gotta enjoy

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yourself. I understand the environment doesn' t help. The environment doesn'

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t help. You fucking put the
radio on and you listen. Pablo Alborán,

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don' t fuck with me.
What about this guy or Bona,

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how sad. And that' s
how we' re gonna get our heads

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up in life. What' s
got me worried about this guy, what

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' s wrong with him, how
sad, how silly, what' s

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wrong with you? Pablo, you' re ovulating, we' re,

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we' re overestimating the male sensiblon
with a very developed female part, and

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in the end, they' re
worse than a very bad bitch. Pablo

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Alborán is to music like rubbing the
onions to sex. If there' s

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no rock and roll afterwards, you' re going home with a pain in

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the ass. Don' t be
afraid of Pablo Alborán. He' s

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perfect, a man locked in the
body of a footballer, but with a

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teletabi heart, so be perfect.
But it' s very sad. It

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' s very sad. That'
s not good for karma. What'

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s the matter with you? Pablo
left you the bride to be sacked,

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it' s all right. Karma
will put it in place. If he

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has been great, if he has
been bad, he will already take care

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of karma to reincarnate in a lizard
and eat ants throughout his life until he

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dies and then the ants eat it
to her, but Paul thinks of positives

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without grudges. Look at me straight. The theory of karma speaks of that.

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Basically for us to be happy,
we have to be fucking bastards first.

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How you' re doing with your
life of grief, that' s

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what' s gonna be fine with
you. Do you want it to go

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well? You want it to go
well. Take off four teeth, cut

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off one arm. Invest in karma. Sure. You want to be independent.

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You want to be independent of your
parents. Learn to depend on your

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boss, Learn to depend on the
bank. You want to have money,

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learn not to spend it lives like
a miserable fuck. You want to learn.

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Learn first to assume your ignorance.
You' re an Olympiad. Do

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you learn English? Do you learn
English? What' s that? What

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' s that? What the fact? What the fuck? Create xing cat

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coffee with wa lechis. The coffee
doesn' t relax and much less in

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the main square than while you put
the blue, carter cracks the wallet and

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the mobile phone. We don'
t enjoy it. We don' t

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enjoy it. We' re tense, we' re tighter than the ozil

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eyelids. And so we won'
t be happy. Never. To be

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happy just enjoy the little things of
life, the little pleasures. I don

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' t know how to walk away
with colleagues. Let' s take the

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last one. It won' t
be the penultimate, well, the penultimate.

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Or little pleasures, little spans of
life, take a three- hour

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nap that you get up and say
uf today which day is clear. The

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little pleasures of life, those are
the important ones. Don' t stay

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a whole afternoon at home on the
couch watching videos of the king, tripping

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over the other time, so again
that this guy dies and, of course,

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get up in the morning and take
a good shit, a slow,

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gentle, concentrated shit, that you
say or without fear of death. Let

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' s go without even turning around
to see what happened. Nothing. Talks

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crazy maybe fucked up an iPhone,
I don' t care, pulls the

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chain, nothing happens looking at the
future. Of course it is without fear

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and above all, to fuck.
Yeah, fuck a lot and well between

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you I say don' t be
proud, that there are people who don

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' t fuck for not bothering,
you have to turn themselves in, that

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there are people who fuck without undoing
the bed. This is shit You gotta

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turn yourself in by taking your socks
off. If you need to die by

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throwing your imagination out, thinking that
you have five dicks and that all your

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pants look like a glove pulling viagras. If you need to run, don

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' t travel, not that that
explodes your heart and moves you want to

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fuck or you haven' t come
here to take out anything else. If

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you have to pull viagra, you
pull viagra. It' s okay.

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It' s okay. Moreover,
the effect is purely psychological. I'

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ve seen people get erections just going
to buy it. The stone is good.

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It' s very sad that your
girl wants sex right after having sex.

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That you' re not doing well. And if you die, you

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die. They say that when you
die in palmado, you' re stuck

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in palmado. Please, you can
think of something nicer. An epic burial

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in your neighborhood with a choir,
a gospel choir and a band Dixi Lend

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A Massingers Ho Weed the Sun and
the people ah Paula had a dead man.

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Not wow. If I die like
this, I don' t want

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to be infested. I want a
picture taken for Badu' s profile.

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If you have to die, you
die to boast, you have to suffer.

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But not so much. The girls
wear heels and we know they hurt

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you. Why do you do that, what happens you want to look taller

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than the others. You don'
t want the others to look any smaller

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than you. That' s Spanish
Not really fucking, but we fucking love

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it. Please, girls, you
really think we' re gonna love you

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more, because you look at seven
inches more. You guys would love us

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more because seven ces is the same. No, no, no, we

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don' t like to suffer.
We compete to see who suffers most.

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Not the typical ass who goes out
on the street to play catchy with his

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ex- girlfriend. Ah, you' re here. Yeah, oh,

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hey, I' m having a
terrible time. I' m really having

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a hard time. No, I' m worse, no, I'

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m worse than you. I don' t fuck around, we always argue

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sometimes we don' t. This
can' t be or if not the

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cocoon who when he can' t
sleep, spends all night watching the clock

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every five minutes to see how long
we haven' t slept.“ My

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mother, the time it is and
it is not sleep I arrive, oh,

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my mother, I have to get
up within a quarter of an hour

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and the next day the office competes
with colleagues. I' ve slept two

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hours at most, because I at
most? I' ve slept half an

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hour, because I at most?
I haven' t slept at all and

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I' ve been throwing up all
night and listening to Pablo Alborán. I

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' m sorry we' re sitting
here feeling bad with guilt feelings for being

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here with the Jiji and the Jaja, when there' s a lot of

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people out there having a hard time, people who have lost all their lives

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in the candy crash. Why.
Because we' re selfish. We are

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selfish and the most selfish of all
is the guy who invented the puff pastry,

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son of a whore, the guy
who invented the puff pastry. Hey,

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that one didn' t eat breakfast
in bed, didn' t he?

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I think everyone will have breakfast standing
with a plate. I was just

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thinking about him here, asshole The
guy who invented the puff pastry is the

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same idiot who invented the butterbutter.
Easy to spread. Butter is easy to

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spread lying tell the truth. Butter
is easy to spread, unless you think

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about putting it in the fridge,
because anything you put in the fridge stops

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being easy to spread automatically. Although
meth soup if in that film is the

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last tango in Paris, Marlon Brando
gives him to take the butter from the

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fridge, that poor bastard would have
had to give him fifteen points. Really.

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I don' t understand it anyway
I' m not from this time.

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I think about it a lot.
I' m not from this time.

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I am to see I have taken, I have already taken twenty years

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to realize that I am no longer
twenty years, so I now do not

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know if I am older or slow
catching things. But it' s true,

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my time things were different, I
mean, in my time not everything,

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we didn' t have a camera
on our cell phone, we would

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put it in our pocket or we
would manage with a six and a four.

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In my day things were different.
Rap rap was only in English.

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Everything. In my day there were
two types of bread, the bimbo bread

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and the bread. It' s
true, in my day I don'

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t know. The one that said
infinity didn' t have the last word,

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because there was another one that said
infinity me infinity, infinity potiff,

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infinity of high and I give myself
eh. In my day the one who

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said it was and had his ass
upside down check Ut. In my day

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the reviews didn' t matter because
they bounced and remoted and your ass exploded.

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In my day you were walking down
the curb on the sidewalk because on

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this side there was a cliff and
here were crocodiles. It was very dangerous.

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Not now, now, look at
me. Now I' m an

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adult and we saw surrounded by adults
who do things, adults who write geniuses

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on Twitter with a hundred and forty
characters, who play langry Beards as they

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go and who worry a lot about
who the fucks are going to star in

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the next Batman movie. What an
adult Batman. You really care about Balmon.

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Why kind of superheroes Batman, a
guy who gives him a guitar and

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looks like the gay boss of the
height of medicine. That' s a

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superhero. Superman' s a superhero, a guy with superpowers A guy who

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really melts you with his look,
who freezes you with his breath, who

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' s like a faggot, but
who are superpowers. Spiderman, a guy

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who climbs the walls, like Charlie
Shine when he runs out of gin.

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That' s real superpowers, not
Batman' s. It' s more

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pathetic than the invisible man. Even
what super powers the visible man has to

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sneak into the bulls. Batman has
the same superpowers as Bill Gates, a

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lot of dough and he buys shitty
little toys and gold. Today Merling Hello

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I am Batman, oh, yes, of course I have said psycholm if

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it is not Hallowen or e ban
man or Gilipolla. Hey, you'

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ve got bat- shaped ninja stars, so if I have a box of

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six left, but they' re
white. No, no, I'

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m the dark knight. They can' t be white. They' re

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gonna show up from Apple, but
how bad is the Batman color. We

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' re like idiots with the accessories, it' s just that he calls

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me down the clock with the shoes. We' re like an asshole with

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everything on the phones. How long
ago? How long has it been,

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honestly what if you' ve looked
at the phone for the last time minutes

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seconds and yet how long you haven' t really looked someone in the eyes

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and told them, motherfucker, that
I was giving you from respect and affection,

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Of course, from respect and from
affection, because you, from respect

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and affection you can have a host. Someone doesn' t happen, because

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it' s respect and from love
and you can humiliate him, reproach him,

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assault whatever you want, because it' s from respect? And the

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love? The love, the touch? Is it the love, the touch?

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The touch? Makes the lockdown?
The sore? Do the crust?

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The crust? Does the infection,
the infection? Does the disease, the

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disease? It makes the plague,
the plague, the extinction of the human

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species. Take a cór don'
t give me love, don' t

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take a cór. Give me pleasure? Give me pleasure. Buy me some

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canes, save me a rice with
lobster and tell me what you like bald

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ones. Even if it' s
a lie, I don' t care

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if it' s true. I
don' t want the truth. I

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have a real poisoning, really,
which is that I can' t anymore.

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People who come with the truth ahead, usually come with the lie behind

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and I come behind. I want
to know the truth? If it'

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s gonna hurt, I want to
know. People, people who come with

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the truth in front of them,
usually come to give you a shit,

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listen, I' m sorry.
It' s just that I' m

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very sincere and I can' t
keep it quiet or I think it'

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s super ugly. I' m
sorry I have to tell you. It

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' s uglier, man, because
you stay with your friends yesterday at the

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corner of the bar You don'
t have to cross the whole pair and

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come here and insult me that I
don' t know you at all.

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Really what the fuck is this about
being so authentic, how mania we have

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to prove that we' re authentic
those people who to prove that it'

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s very authentic, don' t
wash. But this, what the fuck

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is it? What will your thinking
have to do with your hygiene? What

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will have to do with your way
of thinking about passing the little knife from

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time to time, honey? It' s not that I, as I

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believe, in the power of Tibetan
bowls and that dogs dream of. And

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I don' t believe in capitalism, because I shave my pussy, because

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with me as if it leaves you
scratches you understand, but that doesn'

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t seem to me, you don' t seem to make sense, you

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don' t have to make sense, you don' t have to,

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you have to change the way you
think, but why, what mania,

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what we change, why you want
to change us. Women always want us

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the woman who doesn' t want
to change you, that' s the

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one who changes your life. And
it' s not bad. Not bad.

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It is necessary to change, because
it changes, but whenever it is

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done with talent, with courage,
with desire and, above all, with

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enthusiasm, but with care, because
you already know, of illusions also dies.

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Thank you very much. Thank you.