June 13, 2024

Jorge Yorya - Standup comedy

Jorge Yorya - Standup comedy
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Comedy Central Podcastja. Thank you very
much, friends. I' ll try

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not to talk too much about dicks. He' s coming back for a

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moment of a lot of twitching.
We' re seeing a moment of a

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lot of expation, if there'
s not a lot of crypticness in which

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people are very crummy and very clumsy
last year, some bad- borns murdered

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George Floyd. We remembered the world
stopped you to honor them and a well

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- known human rights organization called Operation
Triumph. He didn' t want to

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be less. They performed with several
artists and at the end they all knelt

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down as a tribute. What a
nice man if he hadn' t died.

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So I mean the tribute to Coby
Brian is not a compilation of helicopter

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accidents. You know who would want
to see that hope Aguirre? Hope,

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aguirre? I' d like to
see that wasn' t a rhetorical question.

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I' d say I' d
save myself from him. We'

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re too cruddy, folks, there' s very childish people. Any day

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a Spaniard kills one of his brothers, but let' s not talk about

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how the bourbons were playing. Let' s not talk about this. These

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are difficult times to have faith.
I have many questions about Catholicism, which

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is the faith in which I grew
up where Joseph was when Jesus was recorded

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on the Cross. If the Pope
is Argentine, why there are no empanadas

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in the Vatican. Why the church
doesn' t have tiktok. The police

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have tiktok. You know what opening
up the priests before for having kids dancing

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for free. But the question what
else I ask myself is how Catholicism has

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done so that in a while it
is apart The horoscope eats her toast like

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this you have noticed how long ago
I have told you that a well-

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known non- friend tells us great
uncle. I' ve heard of Jesus,

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you fucking man. It' s
like aquamans and the obsession with the

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very mystical weights and the horoscope enters
Instagram looks at a story and this is

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so sad that Cójones, when this
has happened two thousand twenty- one,

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the year in which people are more
atheists than anyone tell of my destiny.

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But a jaimenis doesn' t fail
me that you already know sombrero. What

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the fuck. I don' t
understand anything, because I' m not

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the greatest advocate of Catholicism, but
fuck about the flyer. The club that

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wins is that of Catholicism, what
Catholicism offers you, offers you the sky,

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say them a fucking place, that
is, it' s nice.

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It' s an endless party and
drink refiel. The sky is like what

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outo sas believe is andorra is worth
and is in all the people you want

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at its best moment, at its
best, that this is very important.

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Okay, so it' s heaven. It' s a party of former

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students, without balds or divorced,
or people who in two thousand thirteen said

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in bitcoichs no, but Nerva Lipe, I think I' m going to

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make money, that is, and
what the horoscope friend Capricorn offers you,

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offers you the astral letter. I' ve already looked into it for you.

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The extra letter you know what the
instagram pio of your soul is.

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The Astral Card is a precise X- ray. What tells you how you

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' re also an X- ray. You know how I' ve seen

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the doctor coming, sir, who' s there in his well- dressed

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robe, who looks good, who
smells good presence, and who puts your

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folio there in a light and you
see this point here and this point you

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see this gap between the two.
This is your meniscus. That' s

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why your knee hurts. You know, because this works exactly the same.

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It' s just that a man
fights, he' s a combatant,

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there' s a subtle one that
makes a lot of difference, that smells

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like five days ago, that doesn' t smell good and that responds to

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names like admon Ah no Belzebedo,
which is actually called Juan Carlos, the

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poor man. And it says you
see here, it puts your folio and

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you say you see here birgoin flames
and cancer making the pine bridge. You

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see this line that I painted with
a pencil before you came, because you

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' re an asshole. No doubt, you' re assholes. According to

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this, you' re such an
asshole. And in case there was any

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doubt about the sessions it is fifty
euros. People are so squeaky. You

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haven' t heard from a news
story recently that they' re going to

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release a series of Ana Boleyn.
You make him the lady who saw royalty

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a long time ago and she'
s going to be played by a black

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actress and people have become very angry. People get so angry. Chrispan people

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these things. You know when this
happens very often in reality that suddenly there

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is a series or a movie,
a book that there was a character with

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specific characteristics and they do it again
and suddenly it makes him very angry.

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He is always very angry that he
interprets it to a black or worse God,

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do not love a woman. Have
you seen him, yes or no?

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Have you seen him or not?
That you say you don' t

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understand that that' s insulted the
character' s characteristics and that we'

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re fans of him. That it
is true that we are five years from

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that the biography of Martin lighter Kin
interprets him Jacki Chan is true there is

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Hadley, sorry, sorry, that
is insulting the character. That' s

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fake. Well, in Namibia,
a country in Africa, Adolf Hitler,

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a black man, has won the
elections. You can look for him.

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It' s totally real news.
That is, Adolf Hitler is not the

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side of the original Hiller Zombie,
who has gone to Africa as a footballer

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who leaves the Chinese League, because
it is the easiest. The election has

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not been won by a black man
named Adolf Hiller, who had to ask

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him when the winner you are interested
in world domination because they were fucked up.

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But also, I mean, if
I had a friend to name the

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card rar them when we do pixo
in the kitchen, he sure I get

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it. But this is not how
beautiful you see. What is this is

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not how precious it is. This
means, on the one hand, there

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is no greater punishment for the original
dorf Hiller than seeing the reboot of his

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own series from hell played by a
black. The only way to piss him

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off more is that he fought evil
by being black panter, using the tora

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the only way. On the other
hand, friend Capricorn, if the name

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Adolf Hiller has managed to redeem himself
that you can' t get you who

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can' t get anyone who won' t see who knows. Maybe in

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a few years we' ll discover
the Ortega Cano autoschool, maybe we'

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ll see the José Breton nursery,
maybe they' ll change the name to

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Google Maps for Madeley. I don' t know, I' m not

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saying it' s a good idea
or that' s okay with me,

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but maybe we' ll see it
good. You want us to tell a

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nice story before we go I like
beautiful stories and or not. Thank you

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very much. I am not going
to talk about the pandemic, but there

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is one thing that we will all
agree on, which is that that June

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of two thousand and twenty has been
remembered as the crack of twenty- nine

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of love. Suddenly everyone could go
to the streets and all the people who

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were up to their partner' s
dick put an end to it that day.

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I hate you after the street You
don' t put me on the

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day of years You brother- in- law and your friends. I'

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ve got to take what' s
already done. Everyone left it that day.

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Everyone here has a lot of breakups. That' s good, because

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my best friend left him that day, my best friend that josé day with

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a guy that I introduced to them
besides that gave me a hard time.

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Well, not much. She'
s my best friend, the one who

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was a lot. I didn'
t like him, but a guy you

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know these people who are like very
pretty. He was a very handsome,

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handsome guy at Plan Holwood. You
see these people who are very beautiful,

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but then they are very poor for
the handsome, who are a truth that

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they have Hollywood face, wallet,
caravan, shella, star face, Michelín

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Pocket menu and see who because these
people exist, because it is thanks,

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because that will be chosen big the
first stretch of the irpf Friends, because

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I introduced them to a party.
You know those moments when you present two

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people that you know both of them
and you see how they look at each

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other, and you say, oh, my God. I know what both

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people want and I know what they' re like and you see how the

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spark comes out is how they'
re falling in love live and you say,

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oh my God, these two are
going to be smashed. They can

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' t be more incompatible. You
can hear them screaming in a gynos.

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I mean, this is Germany telling
Poland in the thirty- nine baby here

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on the roll. This is gonna
be a shame. I introduced you to

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the confinement, you' re charging
your relationship. You know when you leave

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it with someone. There are things
that are well lost back and there are

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things that are not right to ask
back. Right. It' s not

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the same thing to say, Nena, that college sweatshirt, I wasn'

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t with you. When tra di
reminds me of times I bet. It

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' s not the same thing to
say that the bentolen. Please, asthma

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hasn' t left him with anyone. It' s not the same.

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Okay, so what you' re
going on about is asking for presents back.

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Right, if there' s a
gift and you give it back,

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it' s a little bit of
crap. I mean, listen, you

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' ve inhabited my heart for a
while, but you think you' re

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gonna get bail back. This mattress
wasn' t here and when we started

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being a homemade bastard. Well,
here' s the gentleman asking for a

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present back. You know he'
s asking him back. He' ll

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satisfy you. Suddenly, the ventolin
seems to us for so much, for

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he asked for the satisfaction back and
gave it to him. Guys and gave

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it to him. We didn'
t understand shit. We didn' t

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know what to do. We said
we bought him another satisfaction but that'

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s very personal, not a few
speeds. It' s a rhythm.

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I' m sure we' d
finish it with the present. If I

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at home sometimes put a program in
Dishwasher that does not cause it, I

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always get angry, so what we
said or what the roads lead to Rome,

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because we give it a account for
ja Premium. You' re familiar

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with port Haupp. I don'
t know about you, but for Jupp

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I' m already getting enough to
peel it off, that' s you

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good for me for a normal Haup
already has the whole package, so I

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have a question. What pornhap Premium
offers you takes away. The ads are

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also porn, or you haven'
t ever been peeling it and suddenly José

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Álvaro uses the bull to invest in
the financial markets, so we were good

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friends and gave him an Adolf Hitler
a black dick. That big. Thank

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you very much. S I'
m going to s ta u o s s new