July 9, 2024
Jorge Segura - Back to Oklahoma
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Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you,
thank you. How about how you are
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well, but either or in general
there are differences. Uh, no,
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it' s not the same.
Not well, well, that' s
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what I' m fucking about.
Well in general it' s basically fine,
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but there are things that piss me
off that I don' t feel
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like commenting on right now. You
don' t have to come. In
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general, don' t eey look
there it is. I' m fine
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too in general It' s worth
what' s going on, it'
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s just that it doesn' t
matter what my story is. I don
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' t care if I hurt my
back. I said it, already,
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I pulled it out of the back. No, but it' s something
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that' s gotten worse and even
recently they gave me these curved sole sneakers
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to try and fix me. My
back, you know, and my back,
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they left it the same way,
but they screwed up my social life.
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You know what I mean. Every
step I take is like an event,
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it' s like man' s
first step on the moon. Go
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is that I can not stay five
minutes still in a place because they throw
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me for drunk, but I can
not find my center of gravity. You
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know, and my back' s
left me the same. So then I
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tell myself this happens to me alone
and I start investigating. I say this
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happens to everyone. I mean,
everybody' s back hurts, that'
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s right. There' s no
one I know, someone I know,
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someone I know, someone I know
who' s believed in, uh,
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no, no, everybody' s
got a backache, or it' s
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hurt or it' s gonna hurt. Is that so? Is that so?
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Sometimes I wonder if maybe the sapiens
back didn' t rush to get
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on two legs, not maybe,
we weren' t ready, not maybe.
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It was an act of isolated pimping, not one day of one of
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them who said to see I'
m going to try his might hurt ah
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but I' m the fucking master
or and everyone, as I also want,
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I want to and everyone getting away
there, everyone has stood for centuries
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with their backs fucked by pride,
nothing but pride and not yet a new
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sapia with enough personality to say look
at you go as you want or back.
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The first thing hasn' t happened. There hasn' t been,
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thank you so many centuries of evolution
at all. We' re supposed to
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only use ten percent of our mental
ability. You have understood our mental capacity.
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You' ve heard each other age
once. Yeah, it' s
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not that tip from that typical tip
that' s Dice I don' t
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know how it got there, but
there it is. No, I mean,
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it' s that kind of thing
that they say that if all the
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Chinese jumped at once, the whole
world would freak out alive, because it
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would be ridiculous to think about it, to weigh it. I mean,
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imagine he' s playing you there
like two gums, a soda you make.
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They know where he' s going, it' s time. Ten
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percent, ten percent, Sab ten
percent equal. It' s not much,
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but I had already assumed it.
I haven' t heard it and
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I' ve been hearing it for
so long that I' ve assumed it.
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But recently I saw an American film
in original version and one guy tells
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another you know that human beings only
use fifteen percent of their mental capacity and
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the other says clearly. Everyone knows
and I stay And so I say when
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this has gone up. I mean, I haven' t seen any news,
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I haven' t seen anything come
out on TV. Fifteen percent is
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in America maybe. When he then
translates the fight into Spanish to bring it
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to Spain, he also changes the
data so that we don' t suspect
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anything. No, I mean maybe. There is a worldwide secret ranking of
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the average coefficients of each country.
And I believe in a lot of insecurity
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because I want to know where I
am. Not here in Spain do I
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see a lot of people around me
who don' t even reach ten percent.
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You see that. We see that, too. No. He sees
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it on the street, on the
TV tomras go further from the family,
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he also sees no eh, because
we will not shut up, not in
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the family. It was that call, that call you got to see well
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you' re talking to me,
I mean, yeah, you wouldn'
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t be talking to the coroner maybe, it wasn' t. There aren
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' t people who don' t
get ten percent who see every side on
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TV. You see a lot of
this. I recently watched a successful TV
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show by Carlos Sobra, not the
one by Attrapa a doll, no,
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and there he was with the I
don' t keep the names and he
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was running an old lady, not
his daughter, an adult woman. No.
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And the last question with all the
dough on the table. It was
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the next one I swear to you, that' s how the three little
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pigs were brothers and you see Mr
Mayor, who gets super nervous about the
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tests. I' m all this
jokes and the other story, like Mom
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said, all my life or this
little piggy, brother, what are you
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thinking. The other one turns around
and you tell her if I already know
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in the story yes, but in
real life I don' t know.
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These people exist and live among us. I don' t want to alarm
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you, and you' ll be
wondering there' s a limit where you
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' re no longer extremely naive and
officially stupid. There is that limit.
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It exists. I' ve lived
on that limit all my life. I
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' ve been the naïvest person in
the world, but far away or small.
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He was the naïvest person in the
world. I' m really small.
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I saw a black man standing in
the shade and thinking if man now
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you' re going to put yourself
in the shade. This is expected.
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If I know this short, it' s irreversible. But it was by
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naivety, by naivety and don'
t think that with age and new technologies
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I also screw up. I'
m a Facebook member recently, no wow
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and good to me the whole part. I' m not used to language
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yet. A few weeks ago a
friend put on his wall. I'
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m at my grandfather' s funeral
and I' ll say I like it,
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but to see there were, like, eight hundred and picky comments.
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I' ve been trampled on three
times, you know, I' m
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saying there' s no sorry button, either, because I like it,
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I' m sorry for comment,
but there isn' t. There isn
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' t. So I say come
on it goes in a way of support
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and as you say it, I
like it as support. No, but
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it' s true that then I
see it written and it puts Jorge sure
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likes your condition and already when I
see the symbol, I say this is
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going to tick him off, I' m going to remove him, he
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' s going to remove him before
he sees him, and the only way
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to remove him was to put him
no longer likes me and he already creates
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me a second dilemma, because I
say if I give him there now,
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I don' t like him.
The guy I' m gonna see reflected.
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You can perfectly interpret that I'
ve only enjoyed the news within five
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minutes. It' s not that
either. But why do I get involved,
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why do I get involved in these
things, and that' s because
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I like to give it helmet,
you know I' ve got addicted to
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giving it I like to get fucked, I like it. I love the
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concept, I like it. I
actually took the concept. I like real
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life. I like to get you
likes in real life is much more satisfying.
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You have to prove it. What
I do I choose, for example,
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the car and I come to the
center, not and I turn around
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as long as it takes until you
shit. When I leave you shitting,
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I stay in the car and wait
every time a car passes by and tells
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me songs, for me it'
s a I like the other day a
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place that you shit like in twenty
minutes, about seventy I like. It
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' s an asshole' s comment. I don' t like that bastard
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' s comment, I mean in
20 minutes you know it' s true
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that I forced it a little bit. That' s right, I set
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him up a little bit because when
he started going down, I put the
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backlights in to encourage a little bit
more. But, well, I already
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have Facebook. At least I'
m already a normal person, because before
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I mean, I made that Facebook
because of social pressure because I didn'
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t have Facebook. I was happy, but people told me what your Facebook
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is and or I don' t
have Facebook and you don' t have
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Facebook. I can touch you and
it was very uncomfortable for me. So
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I already said ah I' m
going to do Facebook email and just like
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I have for a few months.
You know, to disguise and be more
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integrated. When they ask me now
you have Facebook, I say clearly not
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stop. But I got caught every
day. I got caught because they told
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me you have Facebook and eight clear
says what your Twitter is. I say
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shit ah shit. Ah because a
little bit here unfair in life. Oh,
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oh, shit here. I don' t have to get any validation
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from Facebook. I have to start
a new zero subject for the same thing.
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But shit here. This is it
already from the start. You have
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to learn too much English to use
Twitter. It' s all in English.
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It was tweet Radwint reply from thirtying
topicg hashtag. What the fuck is
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hashtag. Sounds funny in German.
I don' t know what it is
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until, but everyone here uses Twitter
or a single that creates me a complex
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that you stay. If then I
think about it and say clearly if it
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is normal that everyone here tells you
Twitter with that ease, because everyone knows
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that in Spain English is no barrier
to anyone. We know that. I
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' m not saying the barrier doesn' t exist. I say who can
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' t jump her naughtyly. It' s true. The level of English
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in Spain is quite high. If
we let ourselves be trusted by the official
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data, that is, what everyone
puts in their résumé. If we trust
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those dants, the lowest level of
English in Spain is advanced intermediate. There
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' s no one under that you
know less than that you don' t
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put anything, but know what you
know you already put advanced intermediate. What
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do you know? I guess I' ll call you later, bye-
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bye That' s it. Hello, intermediate, because it' s advanced,
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it' s already in the middle, smiles. Everything you can is
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already there and everyone gets in the
car of the advanced intermission. I have
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a friend who is one of these
advanced midwayers, but from the bottom of
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the board, i e, she
has no fucking idea of English, but
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they ask her for perfect English for
a job and they ask her for the
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resume in English and she' s
sticking the blanket to her head, as
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she says of twel you have and
she does and she tells me I can
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teach you before and I say please, and she shows me no and she
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gave him Nain. Susana says well, we' re fine andres and she
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says boy Ling Albert fifty- two. I say this is Susana. Alberto
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tells me to cook fifty- two. It doesn' t translate the address.
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They' re not going to give
you any more together for that and
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he says it' s been hard
for me to find out about it all
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afternoon. But it' s just
that, of course, English seemed more
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important to me when I was little, when I went through that time I
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don' t know if we all
went through that time. But for that
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reason, the typical time when I
was convinced that I would become a rock
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and roll star, not a rock
and roll star. No. Yes,
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it' s true that over time, as I made the decision of good,
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I say a rock and roll hi
star, but in moderation. I
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didn' t want to become one
more rock and roll victim, because then
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what happens happens and I don'
t get it. I was very struck
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by the case last summer of Amy
Wayne Remember, Amy Winehouse' s case
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to Amalia VI Nacoteca, you remember
that if you remember it was a chronicle
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of an announced death. I mean, people would go to the concerts to
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see if in that you know it
was a thing already with a lot of
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morbid and such, but everyone expected
it. But the reaction when he really
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died. It caught my attention because
the general reaction was such a shame what
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happened to this girl. And I
say well, I don' t know.
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I don' t know how I
know if you take another example maybe.
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Marisa Fernández, a regular woman who
wakes up every morning at seven in
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the morning. She eats raw vegetables, runs for two hours, she doesn
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' t smoke, she doesn'
t smoke babies, she takes care that
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you shit one day, she leaves
her house in the morning, gets run
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over by a crazy truck driver and
kills her. You' re saying yes,
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that' s too bad. Marisa
Fernández was working on it, she
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was betting hard on life. But
if you remember the case of Damy Winehous,
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it has nothing to do with Marisas
Fernández. It is the pole opposed
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to Marisa Fernández when death went to
look for Amy Winehouse. It' s
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because death already had about 15,
000 missed calls from Amy waine house and
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already showed up at her house told
her what, and the other one died
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of fright. That' s my
version. In the end. I'
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m not the rock and roll star, but I don' t care because
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I' m funny and I like
to be funny why, because I like
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to talk and it matches what I
have to do and cool isn' t
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always like that. There goes we
all know that there are jobs where someone
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has to talk doesn' t feel
like it and that person has a bad
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time and those who have to listen
to him, that he' s not
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to blame for anything, not to
say operator, cashiers. There are many
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examples, no, but the most
violent example for me is airplane pilots.
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They' re the people who least
want to talk to you about the world
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seriously. They pass you on to
such a mess, such that they say
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that if you listen to the entire
pilot' s spree, it takes five
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years of life expectancy because it takes
it directly from your soul. No,
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I mean, it' s just
horror if you' re in there quietly
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on the ship and suddenly listen.
Oh, you don' t know that
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commandos. We are soluating at an
approximate height about twenty- six zero feet
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are from up pi down. It' s not that exact either, and
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the outside temperature is about eight as
far as I know, at least twenty
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- four hours. I don'
t think you' ve earned it already,
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but I' m not excited about
the opposite extreme either, people who
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like their voice so much that they
fall in love with their voice by talking
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about the mic and in the end
they end up doing something very empathetic.
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We' ve all heard those nocturnal
radio shows, not from hi bimes to
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my little show how about telling me. Cositas say if you listen to those
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programs with earphones, you' ll
get tarnished. I went inside, you
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have to be careful. Then it' s hard to dry. Anyway,
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I really like to be funny,
because it gives the opportunity to someone like
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me not because from time to time
I can go down to the plain town
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and communicate with the plebe, with
the mob, with you, not before
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I go back to my forest castle
to eat a deer. That' s
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my Disney projection. It' s
like I see some of myself according to
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Disney, and if there' s
one thing I' d like to be
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able to convey to you, it' s really not ever. Never hesitate
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to ask something you don' t
know, because it' s the only
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way to learn not by asking.
Sometimes he gives you a cut, sometimes
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he gives you a stick. You
don' t have to ask if you
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don' t know, because it' s the only way to learn if,
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all of a sudden, you might
ask something and it' s kind
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of out of context and people look
at you a little weird. You say
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no, it' s just that
I' m very spontaneous and you know
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why that' s admitted. No, and if they say already, but
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it' s very spontaneous, but
it just doesn' t make sense what
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you asked, you say it'
s not that I think very fast.
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Then my mind piles up and I
look like an asshole to you. That
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' s it, that' s
all right. Is that accepted? That
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' s accepted, it' s
okay, but seriously, don' t
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hesitate to ask anything. Not many
people ask me hear in the spirits,
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whenever they manifest, they speak the
language with the accent of the person who
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is listening to them, for this
I can answer. It' s not
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like that. It' s not
like that. Although Nino has not been
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seen to say, I think he
has said something in Polish. No,
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I mean, it' s never
been seen. But I had the chance,
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when I changed my house, to
live in a house that had Mexican
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spirits and you say Ajoona, I
can' t tell you. I don
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' t know how to tell you,' cause I came in at night,
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he would cover me like that with
the blanket. She wouldn' t
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snuggle and suddenly listen to the bottom
of the hall. I heard Mom,
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you fucking asshole egg that I killed
no more I didn' t just freak
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out no. In the end I
would always get up to my raft and
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end up singing rancheras until eight in
the morning. This really freaks me out.
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Don' t cut yourself when it
comes to asking what you don'
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t know. Sometimes you can'
t cut off the fact that an uncomfortable
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question appears whatever it is. Do
the same. I then ask no.
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The taints will sleep better on the
side. I think and if so,
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which side, because maybe we'
re taking it for granted, things that
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aren' t. I know what
you' re thinking. I' d
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sleep on the side of the stump, too. I find it more comfortable
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and more practical. It' s
a little noise today, too. You
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put the goat' s foot on
your face. It' s okay.
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It' s okay. I have
so many manly friends from here a very
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strong kiss for everyone and a half
hug and good to say goodbye. I
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' ve always looked for a phrase
that was a pass, no, but
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I' ve never found any that
would come up with me. Then I
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have to go to the appointment.
Don' t quote those people you admire
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and then I' ll go to. In conclusion, I would like to
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quote one of the great thinkers of
our centuries need some pitis ramon Maybe he
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knew one or not there I go
with a pitis ramon quote. It says
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where you' re going be careful
it' s all right. I catch
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dangerous people. Thank you, everyone, whatever they want isn' t there.
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I' d like to make another
appointment one more. This time of
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a great philosopher of our time.
I don' t know if anyone ever
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heard of the Jesse a girl who
appeared on a show called Barrio Princesses.
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It was a reality show so I
wouldn' t see it. It was
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a reality show where four chicks were
followed by polygon chonis, not eye-
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catching girls. Towards the end and
good was therefore the marten, the paky,
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the rag and the jess. Not
if you all notice the noble title
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in front of you to distinguish them
from the rest of the mob. I
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fell in love with the Jesse.
I fell in love with the Jesse because
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she was very spontaneous. She was
one of those with a lot of ideas
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on her head and then dropped a
lot of jewelry, girls wisdom jewelry throughout
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the program. But there' s
one in particular that I loved, that
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was in a chapter where the Jesi
and her friend don' t know what
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they' re getting out of work. All seen throw away the work and
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are at the door of work,
speaking ill of the workers, of the
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boss of everything and every time warming
up more until in the end super outraged.
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Jesse tells her friend she' s
telling her Let' s go She
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' s a gerund. You have
to love Jessica. I want my epitaph
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to piss that it' s gerund
to throw away the rock and honor the
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Jesse. The truth is, I
loved it, and I had the best
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of luck. I had the great
luck that, after having watched the whole
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series and having met and soaked myself
watching and all the princesses of the neighborhood,
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I managed to meet one live,
but not one of the series,
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but an authentic street one. Susi
hers I fell in love right away.
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As soon as she met her,
she left her boyfriend and the typical courtesy
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question and how you carry it and
tells me there are many birds in the
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sea, I say they are called
seagulls. No. You change the subject
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and I say good. Don'
t worry. Tonight we go out like
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this, have a few drinks and
forget the sorrows. No, and this
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on Facebook tells me no. No. I' m not going out tonight
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and I' m saying why.
He tells me because I want to make
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a radical change. I need to
take a three- hundred- sixty-
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degree turn. Of course, and
if you tell someone in person, you
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say it' s a lapsus.
But another thing is to think about it,
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write it, read it and say
ok send because it is three filters.
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It' s three then, of
course, I don' t know
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how to take it. I take
it with a cheating comment I say uff
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I don' t know where I' m going to go. I'
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m a wild card guy. I' m saying I' ve dropped the
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connection and it' s been a
while since I said it, because that
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' s it. I' ve
got the connection, I don' t
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answer it, but I' ll
meet her that very night and I'
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ll tell you, man, she
finally came out and said no, no,
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but I' m going home now. I tell him but, and
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that tells me because I already commented
on Facebook and I shaking that I needed
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a radical change and mmmm, that
I needed to take a three hundred and
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sixty degrees turn and regret it again. Fourth filter and you know this feeling
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when you' re messing with someone
until you realize it' s a bit
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late and it gives you a bunch
of stick. You know, I mean,
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he' s either got or he' s got, like an Argentine
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friend of mine says, he'
s either missing players on the court or
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no one' s driving those things, or nobody' s ever told him,
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so I say he' s going
to take a good roll and I
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say I' m going to explain
it to him for the best, nobody
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' s ever told him, and
I' m telling him you' ve
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realized that if you' re here
and you' re running a three-
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sixty- degree turn, that change
you expect isn' t going to be
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so radical, because you basically end
up at the same point. No,
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and maybe what you meant right from
the start was I want to take a
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turn of 180 degrees. One hundred
and eighty degrees And he tells me,
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because you won' t believe it, but I was about to put one
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hundred and eighty but it seemed little
to me. Thank you.
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Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you,
thank you. How about how you are
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well, but either or in general
there are differences. Uh, no,
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it' s not the same.
Not well, well, that' s
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what I' m fucking about.
Well in general it' s basically fine,
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but there are things that piss me
off that I don' t feel
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like commenting on right now. You
don' t have to come. In
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general, don' t eey look
there it is. I' m fine
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too in general It' s worth
what' s going on, it'
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s just that it doesn' t
matter what my story is. I don
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' t care if I hurt my
back. I said it, already,
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I pulled it out of the back. No, but it' s something
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that' s gotten worse and even
recently they gave me these curved sole sneakers
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to try and fix me. My
back, you know, and my back,
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they left it the same way,
but they screwed up my social life.
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You know what I mean. Every
step I take is like an event,
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it' s like man' s
first step on the moon. Go
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is that I can not stay five
minutes still in a place because they throw
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me for drunk, but I can
not find my center of gravity. You
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know, and my back' s
left me the same. So then I
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tell myself this happens to me alone
and I start investigating. I say this
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happens to everyone. I mean,
everybody' s back hurts, that'
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s right. There' s no
one I know, someone I know,
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someone I know, someone I know
who' s believed in, uh,
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no, no, everybody' s
got a backache, or it' s
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hurt or it' s gonna hurt. Is that so? Is that so?
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Sometimes I wonder if maybe the sapiens
back didn' t rush to get
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on two legs, not maybe,
we weren' t ready, not maybe.
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It was an act of isolated pimping, not one day of one of
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them who said to see I'
m going to try his might hurt ah
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but I' m the fucking master
or and everyone, as I also want,
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I want to and everyone getting away
there, everyone has stood for centuries
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with their backs fucked by pride,
nothing but pride and not yet a new
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sapia with enough personality to say look
at you go as you want or back.
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The first thing hasn' t happened. There hasn' t been,
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thank you so many centuries of evolution
at all. We' re supposed to
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only use ten percent of our mental
ability. You have understood our mental capacity.
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You' ve heard each other age
once. Yeah, it' s
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not that tip from that typical tip
that' s Dice I don' t
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know how it got there, but
there it is. No, I mean,
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it' s that kind of thing
that they say that if all the
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Chinese jumped at once, the whole
world would freak out alive, because it
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would be ridiculous to think about it, to weigh it. I mean,
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imagine he' s playing you there
like two gums, a soda you make.
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They know where he' s going, it' s time. Ten
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percent, ten percent, Sab ten
percent equal. It' s not much,
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but I had already assumed it.
I haven' t heard it and
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I' ve been hearing it for
so long that I' ve assumed it.
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But recently I saw an American film
in original version and one guy tells
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another you know that human beings only
use fifteen percent of their mental capacity and
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the other says clearly. Everyone knows
and I stay And so I say when
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this has gone up. I mean, I haven' t seen any news,
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I haven' t seen anything come
out on TV. Fifteen percent is
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in America maybe. When he then
translates the fight into Spanish to bring it
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to Spain, he also changes the
data so that we don' t suspect
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anything. No, I mean maybe. There is a worldwide secret ranking of
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the average coefficients of each country.
And I believe in a lot of insecurity
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because I want to know where I
am. Not here in Spain do I
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see a lot of people around me
who don' t even reach ten percent.
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You see that. We see that, too. No. He sees
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it on the street, on the
TV tomras go further from the family,
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he also sees no eh, because
we will not shut up, not in
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the family. It was that call, that call you got to see well
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you' re talking to me,
I mean, yeah, you wouldn'
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t be talking to the coroner maybe, it wasn' t. There aren
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' t people who don' t
get ten percent who see every side on
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TV. You see a lot of
this. I recently watched a successful TV
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show by Carlos Sobra, not the
one by Attrapa a doll, no,
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and there he was with the I
don' t keep the names and he
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was running an old lady, not
his daughter, an adult woman. No.
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And the last question with all the
dough on the table. It was
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the next one I swear to you, that' s how the three little
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pigs were brothers and you see Mr
Mayor, who gets super nervous about the
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tests. I' m all this
jokes and the other story, like Mom
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said, all my life or this
little piggy, brother, what are you
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thinking. The other one turns around
and you tell her if I already know
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in the story yes, but in
real life I don' t know.
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These people exist and live among us. I don' t want to alarm
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you, and you' ll be
wondering there' s a limit where you
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' re no longer extremely naive and
officially stupid. There is that limit.
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It exists. I' ve lived
on that limit all my life. I
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' ve been the naïvest person in
the world, but far away or small.
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He was the naïvest person in the
world. I' m really small.
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I saw a black man standing in
the shade and thinking if man now
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you' re going to put yourself
in the shade. This is expected.
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If I know this short, it' s irreversible. But it was by
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naivety, by naivety and don'
t think that with age and new technologies
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I also screw up. I'
m a Facebook member recently, no wow
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and good to me the whole part. I' m not used to language
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yet. A few weeks ago a
friend put on his wall. I'
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m at my grandfather' s funeral
and I' ll say I like it,
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but to see there were, like, eight hundred and picky comments.
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I' ve been trampled on three
times, you know, I' m
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saying there' s no sorry button, either, because I like it,
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I' m sorry for comment,
but there isn' t. There isn
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' t. So I say come
on it goes in a way of support
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and as you say it, I
like it as support. No, but
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it' s true that then I
see it written and it puts Jorge sure
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likes your condition and already when I
see the symbol, I say this is
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going to tick him off, I' m going to remove him, he
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' s going to remove him before
he sees him, and the only way
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to remove him was to put him
no longer likes me and he already creates
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me a second dilemma, because I
say if I give him there now,
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I don' t like him.
The guy I' m gonna see reflected.
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You can perfectly interpret that I'
ve only enjoyed the news within five
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minutes. It' s not that
either. But why do I get involved,
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why do I get involved in these
things, and that' s because
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I like to give it helmet,
you know I' ve got addicted to
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giving it I like to get fucked, I like it. I love the
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concept, I like it. I
actually took the concept. I like real
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life. I like to get you
likes in real life is much more satisfying.
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You have to prove it. What
I do I choose, for example,
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the car and I come to the
center, not and I turn around
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as long as it takes until you
shit. When I leave you shitting,
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I stay in the car and wait
every time a car passes by and tells
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me songs, for me it'
s a I like the other day a
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place that you shit like in twenty
minutes, about seventy I like. It
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' s an asshole' s comment. I don' t like that bastard
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' s comment, I mean in
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that I forced it a little bit. That' s right, I set
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him up a little bit because when
he started going down, I put the
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backlights in to encourage a little bit
more. But, well, I already
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have Facebook. At least I'
m already a normal person, because before
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I mean, I made that Facebook
because of social pressure because I didn'
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t have Facebook. I was happy, but people told me what your Facebook
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is and or I don' t
have Facebook and you don' t have
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Facebook. I can touch you and
it was very uncomfortable for me. So
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I already said ah I' m
going to do Facebook email and just like
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I have for a few months.
You know, to disguise and be more
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integrated. When they ask me now
you have Facebook, I say clearly not
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stop. But I got caught every
day. I got caught because they told
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me you have Facebook and eight clear
says what your Twitter is. I say
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shit ah shit. Ah because a
little bit here unfair in life. Oh,
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oh, shit here. I don' t have to get any validation
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from Facebook. I have to start
a new zero subject for the same thing.
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But shit here. This is it
already from the start. You have
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to learn too much English to use
Twitter. It' s all in English.
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It was tweet Radwint reply from thirtying
topicg hashtag. What the fuck is
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hashtag. Sounds funny in German.
I don' t know what it is
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until, but everyone here uses Twitter
or a single that creates me a complex
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that you stay. If then I
think about it and say clearly if it
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is normal that everyone here tells you
Twitter with that ease, because everyone knows
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that in Spain English is no barrier
to anyone. We know that. I
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' m not saying the barrier doesn' t exist. I say who can
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' t jump her naughtyly. It' s true. The level of English
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in Spain is quite high. If
we let ourselves be trusted by the official
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data, that is, what everyone
puts in their résumé. If we trust
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those dants, the lowest level of
English in Spain is advanced intermediate. There
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' s no one under that you
know less than that you don' t
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put anything, but know what you
know you already put advanced intermediate. What
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do you know? I guess I' ll call you later, bye-
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bye That' s it. Hello, intermediate, because it' s advanced,
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it' s already in the middle, smiles. Everything you can is
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already there and everyone gets in the
car of the advanced intermission. I have
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a friend who is one of these
advanced midwayers, but from the bottom of
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the board, i e, she
has no fucking idea of English, but
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they ask her for perfect English for
a job and they ask her for the
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resume in English and she' s
sticking the blanket to her head, as
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she says of twel you have and
she does and she tells me I can
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teach you before and I say please, and she shows me no and she
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gave him Nain. Susana says well, we' re fine andres and she
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says boy Ling Albert fifty- two. I say this is Susana. Alberto
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tells me to cook fifty- two. It doesn' t translate the address.
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They' re not going to give
you any more together for that and
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he says it' s been hard
for me to find out about it all
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afternoon. But it' s just
that, of course, English seemed more
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important to me when I was little, when I went through that time I
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don' t know if we all
went through that time. But for that
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reason, the typical time when I
was convinced that I would become a rock
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and roll star, not a rock
and roll star. No. Yes,
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it' s true that over time, as I made the decision of good,
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I say a rock and roll hi
star, but in moderation. I
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didn' t want to become one
more rock and roll victim, because then
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what happens happens and I don'
t get it. I was very struck
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by the case last summer of Amy
Wayne Remember, Amy Winehouse' s case
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to Amalia VI Nacoteca, you remember
that if you remember it was a chronicle
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of an announced death. I mean, people would go to the concerts to
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see if in that you know it
was a thing already with a lot of
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morbid and such, but everyone expected
it. But the reaction when he really
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died. It caught my attention because
the general reaction was such a shame what
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happened to this girl. And I
say well, I don' t know.
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I don' t know how I
know if you take another example maybe.
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Marisa Fernández, a regular woman who
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the morning. She eats raw vegetables, runs for two hours, she doesn
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' t smoke, she doesn'
t smoke babies, she takes care that
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you shit one day, she leaves
her house in the morning, gets run
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over by a crazy truck driver and
kills her. You' re saying yes,
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that' s too bad. Marisa
Fernández was working on it, she
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was betting hard on life. But
if you remember the case of Damy Winehous,
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it has nothing to do with Marisas
Fernández. It is the pole opposed
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to Marisa Fernández when death went to
look for Amy Winehouse. It' s
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because death already had about 15,
000 missed calls from Amy waine house and
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already showed up at her house told
her what, and the other one died
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of fright. That' s my
version. In the end. I'
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m not the rock and roll star, but I don' t care because
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I' m funny and I like
to be funny why, because I like
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to talk and it matches what I
have to do and cool isn' t
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always like that. There goes we
all know that there are jobs where someone
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has to talk doesn' t feel
like it and that person has a bad
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time and those who have to listen
to him, that he' s not
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to blame for anything, not to
say operator, cashiers. There are many
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examples, no, but the most
violent example for me is airplane pilots.
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They' re the people who least
want to talk to you about the world
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seriously. They pass you on to
such a mess, such that they say
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that if you listen to the entire
pilot' s spree, it takes five
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years of life expectancy because it takes
it directly from your soul. No,
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I mean, it' s just
horror if you' re in there quietly
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on the ship and suddenly listen.
Oh, you don' t know that
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commandos. We are soluating at an
approximate height about twenty- six zero feet
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are from up pi down. It' s not that exact either, and
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the outside temperature is about eight as
far as I know, at least twenty
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- four hours. I don'
t think you' ve earned it already,
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but I' m not excited about
the opposite extreme either, people who
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like their voice so much that they
fall in love with their voice by talking
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about the mic and in the end
they end up doing something very empathetic.
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We' ve all heard those nocturnal
radio shows, not from hi bimes to
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my little show how about telling me. Cositas say if you listen to those
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programs with earphones, you' ll
get tarnished. I went inside, you
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have to be careful. Then it' s hard to dry. Anyway,
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I really like to be funny,
because it gives the opportunity to someone like
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me not because from time to time
I can go down to the plain town
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and communicate with the plebe, with
the mob, with you, not before
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I go back to my forest castle
to eat a deer. That' s
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my Disney projection. It' s
like I see some of myself according to
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Disney, and if there' s
one thing I' d like to be
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able to convey to you, it' s really not ever. Never hesitate
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to ask something you don' t
know, because it' s the only
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way to learn not by asking.
Sometimes he gives you a cut, sometimes
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he gives you a stick. You
don' t have to ask if you
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don' t know, because it' s the only way to learn if,
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all of a sudden, you might
ask something and it' s kind
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of out of context and people look
at you a little weird. You say
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no, it' s just that
I' m very spontaneous and you know
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why that' s admitted. No, and if they say already, but
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it' s very spontaneous, but
it just doesn' t make sense what
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you asked, you say it'
s not that I think very fast.
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Then my mind piles up and I
look like an asshole to you. That
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' s it, that' s
all right. Is that accepted? That
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' s accepted, it' s
okay, but seriously, don' t
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hesitate to ask anything. Not many
people ask me hear in the spirits,
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whenever they manifest, they speak the
language with the accent of the person who
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is listening to them, for this
I can answer. It' s not
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like that. It' s not
like that. Although Nino has not been
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seen to say, I think he
has said something in Polish. No,
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I mean, it' s never
been seen. But I had the chance,
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when I changed my house, to
live in a house that had Mexican
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spirits and you say Ajoona, I
can' t tell you. I don
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' t know how to tell you,' cause I came in at night,
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he would cover me like that with
the blanket. She wouldn' t
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snuggle and suddenly listen to the bottom
of the hall. I heard Mom,
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you fucking asshole egg that I killed
no more I didn' t just freak
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out no. In the end I
would always get up to my raft and
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end up singing rancheras until eight in
the morning. This really freaks me out.
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Don' t cut yourself when it
comes to asking what you don'
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t know. Sometimes you can'
t cut off the fact that an uncomfortable
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question appears whatever it is. Do
the same. I then ask no.
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The taints will sleep better on the
side. I think and if so,
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which side, because maybe we'
re taking it for granted, things that
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aren' t. I know what
you' re thinking. I' d
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sleep on the side of the stump, too. I find it more comfortable
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and more practical. It' s
a little noise today, too. You
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put the goat' s foot on
your face. It' s okay.
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It' s okay. I have
so many manly friends from here a very
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strong kiss for everyone and a half
hug and good to say goodbye. I
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' ve always looked for a phrase
that was a pass, no, but
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I' ve never found any that
would come up with me. Then I
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have to go to the appointment.
Don' t quote those people you admire
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and then I' ll go to. In conclusion, I would like to
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quote one of the great thinkers of
our centuries need some pitis ramon Maybe he
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knew one or not there I go
with a pitis ramon quote. It says
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where you' re going be careful
it' s all right. I catch
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dangerous people. Thank you, everyone, whatever they want isn' t there.
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I' d like to make another
appointment one more. This time of
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a great philosopher of our time.
I don' t know if anyone ever
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heard of the Jesse a girl who
appeared on a show called Barrio Princesses.
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It was a reality show so I
wouldn' t see it. It was
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a reality show where four chicks were
followed by polygon chonis, not eye-
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catching girls. Towards the end and
good was therefore the marten, the paky,
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the rag and the jess. Not
if you all notice the noble title
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in front of you to distinguish them
from the rest of the mob. I
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fell in love with the Jesse.
I fell in love with the Jesse because
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she was very spontaneous. She was
one of those with a lot of ideas
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on her head and then dropped a
lot of jewelry, girls wisdom jewelry throughout
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the program. But there' s
one in particular that I loved, that
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was in a chapter where the Jesi
and her friend don' t know what
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they' re getting out of work. All seen throw away the work and
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are at the door of work,
speaking ill of the workers, of the
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boss of everything and every time warming
up more until in the end super outraged.
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Jesse tells her friend she' s
telling her Let' s go She
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' s a gerund. You have
to love Jessica. I want my epitaph
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to piss that it' s gerund
to throw away the rock and honor the
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Jesse. The truth is, I
loved it, and I had the best
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of luck. I had the great
luck that, after having watched the whole
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series and having met and soaked myself
watching and all the princesses of the neighborhood,
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I managed to meet one live,
but not one of the series,
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but an authentic street one. Susi
hers I fell in love right away.
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As soon as she met her,
she left her boyfriend and the typical courtesy
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question and how you carry it and
tells me there are many birds in the
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sea, I say they are called
seagulls. No. You change the subject
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and I say good. Don'
t worry. Tonight we go out like
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this, have a few drinks and
forget the sorrows. No, and this
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on Facebook tells me no. No. I' m not going out tonight
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and I' m saying why.
He tells me because I want to make
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a radical change. I need to
take a three- hundred- sixty-
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degree turn. Of course, and
if you tell someone in person, you
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say it' s a lapsus.
But another thing is to think about it,
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write it, read it and say
ok send because it is three filters.
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It' s three then, of
course, I don' t know
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how to take it. I take
it with a cheating comment I say uff
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I don' t know where I' m going to go. I'
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m a wild card guy. I' m saying I' ve dropped the
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connection and it' s been a
while since I said it, because that
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' s it. I' ve
got the connection, I don' t
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answer it, but I' ll
meet her that very night and I'
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ll tell you, man, she
finally came out and said no, no,
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but I' m going home now. I tell him but, and
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that tells me because I already commented
on Facebook and I shaking that I needed
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a radical change and mmmm, that
I needed to take a three hundred and
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sixty degrees turn and regret it again. Fourth filter and you know this feeling
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when you' re messing with someone
until you realize it' s a bit
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late and it gives you a bunch
of stick. You know, I mean,
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he' s either got or he' s got, like an Argentine
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friend of mine says, he'
s either missing players on the court or
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no one' s driving those things, or nobody' s ever told him,
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so I say he' s going
to take a good roll and I
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say I' m going to explain
it to him for the best, nobody
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' s ever told him, and
I' m telling him you' ve
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realized that if you' re here
and you' re running a three-
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sixty- degree turn, that change
you expect isn' t going to be
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so radical, because you basically end
up at the same point. No,
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and maybe what you meant right from
the start was I want to take a
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turn of 180 degrees. One hundred
and eighty degrees And he tells me,
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because you won' t believe it, but I was about to put one
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hundred and eighty but it seemed little
to me. Thank you.
