July 23, 2024
Denny Horror- Noches de comedy Gijon
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Comedy Central Podcastja eh, well,
the Islamic State. Not that I moved
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you and wanted to start relaxing the
atmosphere. What I mean. I mean,
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I' m not a commercial comedian. Okay, I mean, I
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like to think that my comedy is
like when you see you go down the
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street, you see two dogs fucking, you know everyone looks, as well
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as with apprehension as with disgust.
But there' s always someone who stands
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and does, because it' s
in my audience. So if you belong
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to that pick- up late,
you' re gonna have a good time
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if it' s not gonna be
a very long few minutes. No,
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but no, no, I don' t care not to be a San
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comedian is famous or known, because
I don' t believe in the majorities,
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that is, I don' t
believe in democracy, that is.
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In fact, Spain has been without
President for months and everything remained the same.
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You know, I think democracy in
Spain is like those living guy cars.
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You know that you' re going
like the flyer, you think you
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' re driving, you know,
but you know you' re going just
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like it' s really important and
you' re participating in ha ha and
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it' s among the banks selling
chips. Of course, if you'
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re going to vote ass, of
course I don' t know. I
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would like to put an end to
the farce of democracies. I think I
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' d close. Congress, I' d shut it down, you know,
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I mean, I' d throw
it down. Congress is over,
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I' d leave the Senate not
for real. I think it' s
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super important that the Senate doesn'
t, because I live next door.
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It' s not true and for
a cafeteria where all senators go, you
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know and there' s a wonderful
atmosphere because they' re people know they
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' re always relaxed on good terms. It' s because they don'
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t scratch them all day. They' re super- boen- humored always
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don' t. And the other
day a senator came in, a guy
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about sixty and asked for a colacao
and friends laughed a little and the guy,
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so very jocoso, said yes,
I just have very childish tastes and
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added good, except for women.
That clarification was necessary. I mean,
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what kind of person you think is
necessary. That' s how you say
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you like kids, yeah, but
not to fuck me. I like them
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as friends two. That' s
why I think it' s very important
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that we keep the Senate, because
we have to keep these people under control.
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No. I don' t think
so. I don' t think
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so. I don' t believe
in democracy, because recently I was in
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a town outside Madrid called the Corcón. I don' t know if you
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know him or I had to go
there and act. No and the comics,
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when we' re going to give
a site you what you do is
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you Google information about that site to
get there and make a joke about that
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site, that people on that site
think you give a shit about their fucking
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site We call it empathy. The
thing is, they' re looking for
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it doesn' t have on the
cork. Well, he found wonderful news.
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The news was the mayor of Alcorcón
will dedicate a roundabout to the victims
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of the Holocaust in earnest, six
million dead, a roundabout in Alcorcón.
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I mean. I like to imagine. I like to imagine the mayor of
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Alcorcón on a sleepless night watching the
history channel. It' s a documentary
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about the Holocaust It' s the
self that' s not very interested And
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as they say at the time,
Hostia is not a movie and she'
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s going around all night. It' s spinning. So in plan it
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is very affected to say expensive how
I could, from the mayor of the
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corcon, with the OAS so that
this tragedy never be repeated, what construction
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would be appropriate for a catastrophe of
this magnitude. And he' s all
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night thinking about giving him back and
he comes in the morning and he gets
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up to his wife and it starts
to be breakfast and his kids start and
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a little boy starts playing with his
trifci that starts puerta around, like the
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tricycle and uncle sardes pro you want
to get out of the way. Around
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me I' m not a bloody
red and I like to imagine I also
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like to imagine. I also make
a Jewish elder named Abraham, who has
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been in the camps of OSVI hopes
to survive, has lost me, his
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parents, his little brothers, his
first girlfriend, but has survived that hell.
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He has managed to remake his life
in another country and dedicates the last
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years of life to travel the world
and a parable of destiny takes him to
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the cork and finds the roundabout and
a tear that is on his cheek and
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says in the end it was worth
it. No. No. No.
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No. I think. I don' t believe in democracy, basically because
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I' m Galician and we haven' t done very well with that.
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You know, when you guys juggled. We looked at it and said still
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thrown away another twenty years, I
mean, that' s our level.
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That' s not where we'
re strong. There' s no politician
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Aña. There' s a politician
there named José Luis Baltar. I don
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' t know if it sounds to
you he was the president of Ourense'
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s deputy. The edifice of Ourense
was like the totem of plugging. They
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didn' t bring out family members, brother- in- laws, militant
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cousins. You know, so you
know an idea. Thirty- three porters
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were hired, and they have two
doors. Okay is him, because this
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man, this man, had a
political adversary in the position that he was
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all day talking about his chanchullos of
plugging. No and Joseis Valtar you a
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wonderful answer and some rally answered him. He told her. This man talks
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a lot about me. He seems
to have an obsession with me. If
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I were the woman, I'
d understand, but since I' m
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a man, I must be a
faggot. Not that' s a wonderful
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answer. I mean, maybe it' s just that they kept winning the
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selection. It' s like the
people of urense saw this fight the dialectic
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and said there he caught him.
But no one, let no one stay
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in a bad body. This man
is no longer in office, he is
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no longer in the post of president
of the council. Actually, there'
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s your son now. And the
son recently had quite a scandal because a
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woman accused him of having offered him
a position in the council. She has
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changed sex and the woman provided recordings
with the President. No, but of
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course, the guy' s still
there. You know nothing happened. They
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left him there at the post.
It' s not like Orense' s
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village. He saw the accusations,
saw the evidence and said at least he
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' s not a fag. It' s a sick criterion, but at
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least it' s a criterion.
That' s what you can say.
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No. I don' t think, not that in democracy, in fact
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I won' t even vote.
It' s very badly seen I don
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' t vote I mean I don' t vote when you address my only
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wish I say to see Rachón,
he takes a hell and sometimes life gives
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you those gifts. No, but
I' ll take care of it when
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it was you missed me. I
think we' re all serious now,
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we' re a little bit the
same. You don' t read no
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on Twitter, on Facebook, and
a rajoy host has been hit by a
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rahoit host and you laugh no,
but watch out later we see the images.
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If I think we all did the
same thing, it' s the
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images. You know, you'
ve got the body left, you'
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ve got the chungo body not left. You stay dead, man, I
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had time to give you two.
No, what the fuck happened here,
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what a fucking youth we have that
even psychopaths don' t come out lazy.
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It is clear to me now that
democracy is not an expensive function.
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I mean, that doesn' t
work. It' s obvious. No.
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I think the best test we have
on Facebook, that is, Facebook
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is the best invention of humanity.
I love Facebook, no, I mean
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young people that I haven' t
met another world without Facebook, you have
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to freak out when you tell them
that before to know that someone you dislike
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you you have to spend time with
him. Now you don' t just
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have to open the moro says oh
me, they' re assholes, but
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the cool thing about Facebook, the
wey of Facebook is that you can delete
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them. And that frees you from
a sense of power. You get rid
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of it, I mean, I
don' t eliminate you, that'
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s how it works. First,
you start by eliminating assholes who put sexist
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or racist things, not those.
Out or those assholes. Then, if
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you press him all day talking about
politics, you know about another political party
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and such were not later the assholes
are all already with football outside the flus.
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Then the flus listen to shitty music. That out there, too,
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then there' s the guys in
every morning and they put an optimistic phrase.
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You take them out again and you
take them out again because they'
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re doubly assholes. And in the
end, in the end, you stay
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with a select group of people who
think like you, who have your sensitivity,
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who are exactly the same as you, you have your own tastes and
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you can sit down and go with
their thoughts and you realize they' re
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fucking assholes, too. And then
you get an instagram that no longer fails,
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because there is already. You know
they' re all assholes in advance.
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You know that' s the Facebook
cycle. But while one of the
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Facebook cycle is wonderful, because it
is very relaxing. I think that if
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Hitler had Facebook, he would have
relaxed a lot. So you know,
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imagine it as a Jew or eliminate
Jew or jutuous, limina arévalo I like.
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You know it' s very p- to- top If Hiller had
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Facebook maybe, now I opened a
less roundabout in cork. No. I
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don' t think, I don' t think democracy will ever work.
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I think the only person who could
fix Spain, the only person who could
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fix the situation in Spain is Juan
Carlos Monedero. Stay with me fine but
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little confidence. But this makes a
good sense. I don' t know
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if you know. A while ago
Juan Carlos Monedero became a colleague of Carmen
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Lomana. You know what it is
that Carmelomana, the woman is sub megapija,
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not as if they have supercolleagues and
had spread the rumor in Madrid that
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they had had a mess, not
you that they had fucked. I think
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it' s a lie. I
think it' s impossible. No,
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but I wish with all my soul
that it is true, that is,
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I pray every night because it is
true, because they have fucked you,
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I swear, because they represent in
both Spains. Then Spain knows face to
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face. On the one hand,
you have the Marxist university intellectual in Hellinist,
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not then you have the Catholic and
Millionaire right- wing Mrs Sabes.
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It' s not the two of
them. Don' t watch them join
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you. You know, I wish
they' d fucked and if they didn
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' t fuck, we should force
them to fuck you and have a son
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and the son make him emperor ja
and take it another way from the Royal
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Palace, present it as the Leogo
king like this Spanish eye, has all
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taken the first king half fat half
red. Now everybody' s gonna be
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chojo. I' d made it
possible I don' t know. This
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has been a bit. What I
think. I' ve started dici te.
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I started by saying I didn'
t want to be a famous comedian
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or popular. But I have to
say that this is a bit of a
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lie, because I, when I
started this, I mean, all the
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comics, we started because you see
someone who inspires you. Not the comics
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that inspired me. The first ones
who made me dedicate a show were the
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most commercial thing in their time,
which were the hordes of the terio,
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you remember the clowns of the TV
and then, tonight, as you have,
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was very nice public. I'
d like to say goodbye with a
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poem I' ve written for you. It' s a little bit,
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a little silly, not a little
nobody, but I' d like you
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to hear it in good. At
one point I' m going to ask
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you to collaborate You know, I
don' t know if you remember when
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they said how you are, that
you have to say very well which Democrats
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already are. I was about five
years old when I saw you on TV,
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dear clown friends, I mean,
how are you? At five o
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' clock in the afternoon, before
my homework, I sat in the living
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room hearing how you are. That
summer, the circus came all the way
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to my town I had to see
you. I couldn' t let him
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get away you were kind and affectionate, I' ll never forget my ricky
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Gaby fofito miliquito, you were a
bit of a pilipis, you rape me
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you are or alcohola ball coves.
I was about five years old when I
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saw you on TV, dear clown
friends, say how are you? Wow,
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I' m calling what pain are
we going now our Yasa Tala Tala?
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My childhood Bagalete, how much blood, what a mother, what a
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time we put in with tostosis,
put in is an abuse, I pregnant
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screams of death. Hello, hello, well, how are you? Thank
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you so much for getting a visa
with you.
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Comedy Central Podcastja eh, well,
the Islamic State. Not that I moved
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you and wanted to start relaxing the
atmosphere. What I mean. I mean,
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I' m not a commercial comedian. Okay, I mean, I
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like to think that my comedy is
like when you see you go down the
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street, you see two dogs fucking, you know everyone looks, as well
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as with apprehension as with disgust.
But there' s always someone who stands
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and does, because it' s
in my audience. So if you belong
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to that pick- up late,
you' re gonna have a good time
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if it' s not gonna be
a very long few minutes. No,
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but no, no, I don' t care not to be a San
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comedian is famous or known, because
I don' t believe in the majorities,
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that is, I don' t
believe in democracy, that is.
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In fact, Spain has been without
President for months and everything remained the same.
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You know, I think democracy in
Spain is like those living guy cars.
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You know that you' re going
like the flyer, you think you
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' re driving, you know,
but you know you' re going just
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like it' s really important and
you' re participating in ha ha and
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it' s among the banks selling
chips. Of course, if you'
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re going to vote ass, of
course I don' t know. I
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would like to put an end to
the farce of democracies. I think I
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' d close. Congress, I' d shut it down, you know,
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I mean, I' d throw
it down. Congress is over,
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I' d leave the Senate not
for real. I think it' s
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super important that the Senate doesn'
t, because I live next door.
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It' s not true and for
a cafeteria where all senators go, you
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know and there' s a wonderful
atmosphere because they' re people know they
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' re always relaxed on good terms. It' s because they don'
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t scratch them all day. They' re super- boen- humored always
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don' t. And the other
day a senator came in, a guy
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about sixty and asked for a colacao
and friends laughed a little and the guy,
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so very jocoso, said yes,
I just have very childish tastes and
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added good, except for women.
That clarification was necessary. I mean,
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what kind of person you think is
necessary. That' s how you say
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you like kids, yeah, but
not to fuck me. I like them
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as friends two. That' s
why I think it' s very important
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that we keep the Senate, because
we have to keep these people under control.
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No. I don' t think
so. I don' t think
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so. I don' t believe
in democracy, because recently I was in
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a town outside Madrid called the Corcón. I don' t know if you
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know him or I had to go
there and act. No and the comics,
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when we' re going to give
a site you what you do is
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you Google information about that site to
get there and make a joke about that
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site, that people on that site
think you give a shit about their fucking
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site We call it empathy. The
thing is, they' re looking for
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it doesn' t have on the
cork. Well, he found wonderful news.
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The news was the mayor of Alcorcón
will dedicate a roundabout to the victims
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of the Holocaust in earnest, six
million dead, a roundabout in Alcorcón.
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I mean. I like to imagine. I like to imagine the mayor of
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Alcorcón on a sleepless night watching the
history channel. It' s a documentary
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about the Holocaust It' s the
self that' s not very interested And
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as they say at the time,
Hostia is not a movie and she'
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s going around all night. It' s spinning. So in plan it
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is very affected to say expensive how
I could, from the mayor of the
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corcon, with the OAS so that
this tragedy never be repeated, what construction
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would be appropriate for a catastrophe of
this magnitude. And he' s all
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night thinking about giving him back and
he comes in the morning and he gets
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up to his wife and it starts
to be breakfast and his kids start and
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a little boy starts playing with his
trifci that starts puerta around, like the
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tricycle and uncle sardes pro you want
to get out of the way. Around
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me I' m not a bloody
red and I like to imagine I also
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like to imagine. I also make
a Jewish elder named Abraham, who has
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been in the camps of OSVI hopes
to survive, has lost me, his
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parents, his little brothers, his
first girlfriend, but has survived that hell.
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He has managed to remake his life
in another country and dedicates the last
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years of life to travel the world
and a parable of destiny takes him to
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the cork and finds the roundabout and
a tear that is on his cheek and
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says in the end it was worth
it. No. No. No.
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No. I think. I don' t believe in democracy, basically because
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I' m Galician and we haven' t done very well with that.
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You know, when you guys juggled. We looked at it and said still
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thrown away another twenty years, I
mean, that' s our level.
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That' s not where we'
re strong. There' s no politician
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Aña. There' s a politician
there named José Luis Baltar. I don
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' t know if it sounds to
you he was the president of Ourense'
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s deputy. The edifice of Ourense
was like the totem of plugging. They
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didn' t bring out family members, brother- in- laws, militant
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cousins. You know, so you
know an idea. Thirty- three porters
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were hired, and they have two
doors. Okay is him, because this
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man, this man, had a
political adversary in the position that he was
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all day talking about his chanchullos of
plugging. No and Joseis Valtar you a
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wonderful answer and some rally answered him. He told her. This man talks
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a lot about me. He seems
to have an obsession with me. If
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I were the woman, I'
d understand, but since I' m
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a man, I must be a
faggot. Not that' s a wonderful
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answer. I mean, maybe it' s just that they kept winning the
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selection. It' s like the
people of urense saw this fight the dialectic
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and said there he caught him.
But no one, let no one stay
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in a bad body. This man
is no longer in office, he is
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no longer in the post of president
of the council. Actually, there'
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s your son now. And the
son recently had quite a scandal because a
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woman accused him of having offered him
a position in the council. She has
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changed sex and the woman provided recordings
with the President. No, but of
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course, the guy' s still
there. You know nothing happened. They
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left him there at the post.
It' s not like Orense' s
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village. He saw the accusations,
saw the evidence and said at least he
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' s not a fag. It' s a sick criterion, but at
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least it' s a criterion.
That' s what you can say.
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No. I don' t think, not that in democracy, in fact
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I won' t even vote.
It' s very badly seen I don
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' t vote I mean I don' t vote when you address my only
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wish I say to see Rachón,
he takes a hell and sometimes life gives
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you those gifts. No, but
I' ll take care of it when
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it was you missed me. I
think we' re all serious now,
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we' re a little bit the
same. You don' t read no
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on Twitter, on Facebook, and
a rajoy host has been hit by a
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rahoit host and you laugh no,
but watch out later we see the images.
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If I think we all did the
same thing, it' s the
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images. You know, you'
ve got the body left, you'
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ve got the chungo body not left. You stay dead, man, I
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had time to give you two.
No, what the fuck happened here,
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what a fucking youth we have that
even psychopaths don' t come out lazy.
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It is clear to me now that
democracy is not an expensive function.
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I mean, that doesn' t
work. It' s obvious. No.
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I think the best test we have
on Facebook, that is, Facebook
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is the best invention of humanity.
I love Facebook, no, I mean
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young people that I haven' t
met another world without Facebook, you have
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to freak out when you tell them
that before to know that someone you dislike
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you you have to spend time with
him. Now you don' t just
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have to open the moro says oh
me, they' re assholes, but
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the cool thing about Facebook, the
wey of Facebook is that you can delete
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them. And that frees you from
a sense of power. You get rid
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of it, I mean, I
don' t eliminate you, that'
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s how it works. First,
you start by eliminating assholes who put sexist
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or racist things, not those.
Out or those assholes. Then, if
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you press him all day talking about
politics, you know about another political party
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and such were not later the assholes
are all already with football outside the flus.
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Then the flus listen to shitty music. That out there, too,
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then there' s the guys in
every morning and they put an optimistic phrase.
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You take them out again and you
take them out again because they'
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re doubly assholes. And in the
end, in the end, you stay
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with a select group of people who
think like you, who have your sensitivity,
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who are exactly the same as you, you have your own tastes and
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you can sit down and go with
their thoughts and you realize they' re
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fucking assholes, too. And then
you get an instagram that no longer fails,
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because there is already. You know
they' re all assholes in advance.
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You know that' s the Facebook
cycle. But while one of the
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Facebook cycle is wonderful, because it
is very relaxing. I think that if
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Hitler had Facebook, he would have
relaxed a lot. So you know,
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imagine it as a Jew or eliminate
Jew or jutuous, limina arévalo I like.
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You know it' s very p- to- top If Hiller had
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Facebook maybe, now I opened a
less roundabout in cork. No. I
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don' t think, I don' t think democracy will ever work.
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I think the only person who could
fix Spain, the only person who could
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fix the situation in Spain is Juan
Carlos Monedero. Stay with me fine but
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little confidence. But this makes a
good sense. I don' t know
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if you know. A while ago
Juan Carlos Monedero became a colleague of Carmen
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Lomana. You know what it is
that Carmelomana, the woman is sub megapija,
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not as if they have supercolleagues and
had spread the rumor in Madrid that
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they had had a mess, not
you that they had fucked. I think
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it' s a lie. I
think it' s impossible. No,
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but I wish with all my soul
that it is true, that is,
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I pray every night because it is
true, because they have fucked you,
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I swear, because they represent in
both Spains. Then Spain knows face to
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face. On the one hand,
you have the Marxist university intellectual in Hellinist,
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not then you have the Catholic and
Millionaire right- wing Mrs Sabes.
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It' s not the two of
them. Don' t watch them join
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you. You know, I wish
they' d fucked and if they didn
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' t fuck, we should force
them to fuck you and have a son
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and the son make him emperor ja
and take it another way from the Royal
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Palace, present it as the Leogo
king like this Spanish eye, has all
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taken the first king half fat half
red. Now everybody' s gonna be
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chojo. I' d made it
possible I don' t know. This
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has been a bit. What I
think. I' ve started dici te.
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I started by saying I didn'
t want to be a famous comedian
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or popular. But I have to
say that this is a bit of a
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lie, because I, when I
started this, I mean, all the
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comics, we started because you see
someone who inspires you. Not the comics
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that inspired me. The first ones
who made me dedicate a show were the
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most commercial thing in their time,
which were the hordes of the terio,
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you remember the clowns of the TV
and then, tonight, as you have,
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was very nice public. I'
d like to say goodbye with a
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poem I' ve written for you. It' s a little bit,
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a little silly, not a little
nobody, but I' d like you
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to hear it in good. At
one point I' m going to ask
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you to collaborate You know, I
don' t know if you remember when
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they said how you are, that
you have to say very well which Democrats
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already are. I was about five
years old when I saw you on TV,
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dear clown friends, I mean,
how are you? At five o
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' clock in the afternoon, before
my homework, I sat in the living
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room hearing how you are. That
summer, the circus came all the way
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to my town I had to see
you. I couldn' t let him
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get away you were kind and affectionate, I' ll never forget my ricky
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Gaby fofito miliquito, you were a
bit of a pilipis, you rape me
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you are or alcohola ball coves.
I was about five years old when I
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saw you on TV, dear clown
friends, say how are you? Wow,
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I' m calling what pain are
we going now our Yasa Tala Tala?
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My childhood Bagalete, how much blood, what a mother, what a
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time we put in with tostosis,
put in is an abuse, I pregnant
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screams of death. Hello, hello, well, how are you? Thank
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you so much for getting a visa
with you.
