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Comity Central Podcast. Thank you?
Thank you? Thank you? Thank you?

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How well you are, yes,
it doesn' t matter that I

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' m not a faggot. Uh, no, I' m really not

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a faggot. So, I can' t use the word faggot. You

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know, society tells me I can' t use faggot is. No faggot,

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then you can' t. What
choices. I got another one is

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gay, gay, but you faggot
can' t. And I think this

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metaphorically is like some kind of society
dick that I' m like you know

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and so I' m a faggot. Okay in that sense. Yeah,

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yeah, that' s right,
I don' t know anymore I think

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homophobia is born out of insecurity.
You know. That' s why heterosexuals

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don' t have a very clear
maybe and that' s why we were

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kind of insecure. And when you
talk to someone who' s gay,

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you clearly know he' s gay. You have to make it clear you

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' re straight. Even if it
doesn' t come stories, you know

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maybe it tells you how it is
and you say here waiting for my girlfriend,

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who has tits, which is what
I like, you know or I

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don' t tell you you know
I come to hear directly like what he

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says here straight you know or you
see out of insecurity. That' s

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the same insecurity. When you'
re watching pordo, you don' t

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know it' s ever happened.
Well to me I have a friend who

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for no and he has a friend
who also porn that I am not and

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you are seeing doors alone at home
i e, you can see it with

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volume and you know that I have
the bell. When I lived at my

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parents' house, I called him
a silent movie and you' re there.

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So calmly. No one' s
gonna judge you and if suddenly a

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window comes out, then it was
a huge dick. That' s a

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chicken, and you' re gonna
get the plate I' m gonna support

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it. You know, and you
can' t find the x to close

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the window. You' re just
nervous and you say he' s gonna

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eat that dick, he' s
gonna attack you. You know, it

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' s okay. You know if
it fills me in a window with a

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coffee machine, you wouldn' t
be nervous. You know, a coffee

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maker closes it. You know I' m not gonna fuck her. You

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know in principle yes, yes no, because the last ones you have in

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prison. You know, I don' t know. I don' t

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know. You know, thank you, thank you. I don' t

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know. Now I think every straight
guy has a crazy woman inside him.

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You know, everyone' s not
me. You know, too, and

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the light may not come out.
You never know, but maybe if it

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' s when they tickle you,
you can' t help it It can

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be a fucking green beret. You
know, maybe it' s like you

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know, and then you try to
hide. But you know you start thinking

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for yourself Clinnis Bull, Crisbook,
Criensboo. But it' s too late.

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You know, you remember the dick
to the coffee machine, that is.

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I mean no, since you brought
up the subject of Malak Obama Ja

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knew how to put it in.
I don' t know, you know.

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If you recall the polemic of Bama' s speech at Mandela' s

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funeral, which apparently there was a
sign language translator who made up not a

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bit of what he was saying.
If you would listen to what Obama said,

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you would also make up what you
said about world peace, about respecting

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the other songs and you' re
saying you' re making it up,

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you know, but the translator was
also making up the gestures. No,

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and I like to think of the
thousands of deaf- mute people that day

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freaked out like a bitch. I
don' t understand anything you' re

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saying. I' m deaf and
dumb. I can' t share it

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with anyone, you know so,
but of course that' s what Mandela

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' s funeral is all about.
They' re broadcasting it all over the

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planet. You know what I mean. The last thing that goes through your

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head is that guy' s an
impostor. It happens before you think of

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your own guilt, you know,
you say I know this has to be

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that they' ve updated the tongue
for the deaf. I haven' t

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dropped the update. I don'
t know, you know I don'

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t know that I left it with
my girlfriend. This is what I wanted

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to tell you and it' s
not fucked up leaving you with an aunt

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is fucked up especially if you don' t speak the language. No yes,

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because I mean, to flirt.
For example, I speak very bad

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English and then I find it easy
to flirt with foreigners. You know,

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because in Spanish, you understand me
very well, you understand each other perfectly,

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and then aunts realize that I'
m an asshole, you know,

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but in English there' s a
doubt, you know, and I hold

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on to that doubt. You know, yeah, but to make them worse,

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you know, and we' ve
quit. And she' s with

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someone else, she' s with
someone else, the typical guy that you

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like all the chicks, short bald
guy with money, you know, I,

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on the other hand, feel a
little out of place. I feel

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that lost, I mean, it' s unconvoked. You know, I

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try to do things that stimulate me. You know they fill me with some

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vitality. For example, this year
I try to make the income declaration.

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I just can' t, I
couldn' t. I haven' t

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taken it to the manager who'
s keeping my accounts and she' s

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an aunt who' s not particularly
hot. But, as you know,

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a lot of something that I have
no idea about makes me very horny.

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Then he' s already explaining to
me. You don' t have to

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make that bill, because such is
that I' m thinking ra takes the

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I want to fuck myself I want
to fuck. I get fucked all the

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time. And of course it'
s funny, because just what she tells

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me she' s going to do
to me doing forgives me I' m

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going to be feeling a little lost, I feel little out of place.

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I' m trying to try new
things, crazy things, for example,

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in sex. I want to try
new things in sex, for example practice

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it and I' ve oh,
I' m trying to hook up,

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I' m trying legal. The
other day I entered a friend of mine

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that these models, this is true, among these models That' s why

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she' s a friend of mine
told me that she doesn' t say,

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of course you didn' t already
know a little or I didn'

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t imagine it. It' s
true you' re funny. You'

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re above your odds, but you
don' t get to the level.

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You don' t get to the
level, because this is like the law

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of supply and demand. You know
and I have a lot of offer and

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while many then I demand some things
that you didn' t understand, I

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understood, but I let be her
friend, don' t leave her friend.

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He tells me but I don'
t understand why you don' t

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sleep with me. He' s
no longer my friend uncle, of course

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this, but to see it'
s not something for the law of supply

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and demand, that is to say
I' m funny or a funny guy.

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Such a lot of people come in
to me to be their friend.

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You know, if I want to
have a friend who' s as good

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as you are, but she'
s so dumb, I put in some

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conditions, you know, and my
condition is that I eat my dick and

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you really know, I don'
t feel lost. I want to try

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new things. I say, for
example, drugs. I' ve never

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drugged. I' m thirty-
one. I' ve never drugged.

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You know, my touchy friends pick
on me, but thirty- one,

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but you talk about where you'
re going talking about you' re gonna

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ask for half a line because you
have to drive. You know how you

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' ll never be one of us. You know. It bothers me a

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lot there. You know, I
want to try strong drugs. You know

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in the pharlopa, hallucinogens, Catholicism. You know things that really make me

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see life from a subjective point of
view, totally contrary to reason. You

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know and the pharlopa and the hallucinogens. The truth is I' m a

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little bit, I' m saying
I don' t know what to do

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with my life. Besides, my
brother, my older brother, is a

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lawyer and my little brother is a
doctor and I' m a comedian.

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You know, nothing happens, but
I know that if one day, my

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three brothers, my two brothers and
I are drowning and my mother is just

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saving two more, I' m
good at carrying fins, I know that?

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I mean? I know? You
know, finally, I can imagine

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him on the shore at Plancía,
how funny, it was uh. But

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the truth is, he' s
a doctor and he works in peace.

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My little brother works in peace and
with this movement of Ebola, the Ebola

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crisis, they used peacekeepers to take
him to Charles III because they had dismantled

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him. No, and I remember
you telling me that the whole thing that

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there was widespread psychosis with the spread
of Ebola, that it was unjustified,

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because it is very difficult to contagion, unless it is in a very advanced

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state, it is very difficult to
contagion. So there was a psychosis and

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so this he told me by whatsapp. It took me three months to see

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him, but I mean with my
mother I mean quarantine, that is,

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no, yes, because to me, that is Ebola to see I have

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nothing against ebolating, that is,
I don' t think it' s

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cool as a disease and whether the
only thing about dying is that for whatever

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it is, it' s not
cool. You know yes, because they

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say you spend your life on a
slide if it' s something that weighs

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me down a lot or because I
say maybe they' re really cool moments

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in your life that you actually want
to remember at the last minute. You

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know, and you say it'
s cool, but the best part is

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shitty moments, you know the moment
you know all the chicks who gave you

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pumpkins for the best you know 30
minutes of chicks saying no. No,

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no, no, no, not
the ass no, that' s what

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I hate done, it' s
not like that. I feel a little

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lost. A colleague tells me why
not? Why not? You start running

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and I tell you, you know
what to say, come on, now

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I' ll time you, so
you don' t. I don'

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t understand the Runner phenomenon. You
know, and I have time, so

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they say I do sports one day
in my life, it' s me

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getting up without a schedule, no
alarm, no nothing, one and a

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half, and I' m already
waiting a little while and saving me breakfast,

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you know, I' m going
straight. That' s just like,

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uh, and since I' ve
slept a lot of sleep, I

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sleep so it' s already pulled, you know. I play a little

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play, watch a movie dinner,
watch a couple of shows and then I

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go to bed and then there are
days that I don' t do anything,

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that is to say that they'
ve already hung up. He tells

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me to run and I say I
don' t understand the fermen the ranners

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already I say I don' t
understand the option of running there being the

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option of not doing it. You
know I' m being followed by a

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lion. I get it there,
you know, but if not, you

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know, no, I know,
no, no, no. The other

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day I stopped a ranner to ask
fire for what. That' s what

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he tells me. I don'
t have me anymore, assholes do,

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I mean, my friends proposed to
run the San Silvestre Vallecana. It'

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s a race that takes another place
in Madrid. It is as spectacularly important

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the San Silvestre Cana Valley. I
told them no. Before I finish the

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sentence, we even hear run and
I don' t directly. You know

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I don' t. This ends
badly, sure, you know, I

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' ve never done porte. I' m very bad- mouthed, never

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ever. Once in third and he
says no. Third grade and says I

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help I' m yellow white belt, you know no. In case of

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a fight, I know how to
go down and watch a sport. I

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don' t understand the San Silvestres, I mean, and besides, how

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could that race succeed. I mean? I imagine the meeting where they decided

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on the race, a meeting where
they decide crazy races, you know,

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and they say that happens to you, and you' re going to go

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into the sea like that. I
have an idea, an idea I thought

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that the Teinta and one of December, since it makes a fucking temperature,

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you know, and that it'
s so easy to move around Madrid,

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why don' t we cut the
main streets. People came upstairs, yes,

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yes, and ended up in Cibeles. No, no, you didn

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' t, it wasn' t
the main square and he told us no

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no in Vallecas that there' s
a slope, you know. I'

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ve been like that. Of course, of course how we' re going

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to do it, that is,
we' re going to do it,

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we' re going to do it, I mean, I' d think

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of a career like that. It' s not going to win, it

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' s impossible, I mean,
it' s all going against her,

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or it' s impossible. Forty
thousand runners had the last San Silves,

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this valley. What people do so
they won' t be with their family

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in life. I mean, thank
you, folks, thank you very much.