June 17, 2024
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Escuchad como salta desde casi el principio
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Yes, yes, very good with
Mrs Cariti. Please, it' s
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me How about my name is diegoloso. I' m calling you Amazon'
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s after- sales management area.
I am contacting you regarding an order I
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had made for four white chairs,
which we are verifying here that we have
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a small stock problem. They'
d be sent to you. They would
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be of the four chairs, two
red and two green. It' s
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not worth it. I wouldn'
t have any increase, even clear from
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being a customer soon he doesn'
t hear. I don' t want
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them green and red. It'
s not worth me. If you write
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them white, lepsalient three hundred sixty
euros. They' d join you,
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but they wouldn' t. I
want my tables. Yes and chair.
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I want another table. See if
I want another table, you can tell
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her. We can' t send
her with these chairs, my mother,
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but not to see if we can
send her to games too or listen to
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me, listen to me, okay, listen to me. I don'
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t want you to look at this
or look at anything else. Listen to
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me. I' ll leave it
closed. So, okay, yeah,
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no, but you' re a
standing big guy. Okay or if I
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don' t want to be back. It' s worth the green and
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red chairs. So, or what
a shitty pos twenties he' s got.
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But for God' s sake,
look, I work for twenty.
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But if I' m unable to
tell a client it' s that the
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best thing that can happen to him
and that is this, I' m
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on show giving bad recording, where
I authorize you to put me a green
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and red chair. I' m
authorized to do it again. Okay then
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no, I don' t want
them white all blank. Then these four
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chairs have the cost of three hundred
sixty- one and two. I'
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m going to pay one more euro
because I' m not going to pay
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three hundred and sixty because I paid
eighty- nine to see if I add
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them up and don' t take
it into account. You' re out
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of your mind, I' m
out of my mind, because you keep
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adding up. I don' t
want you to add up to me not
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that part of you don' t
understand the first one. I don'
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t want chairs, no yellow,
no green, no red to see yellow.
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We have to go, too.
No. No. No. No,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no. No, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no. No, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
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Four chairs, right, four clothes, four whites, four sticks.
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Stopped, mindless you' re stopped, look you' re stopped. You
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just can' t go. I
want to see how super- viso happened
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to him with the department of people
who don' t clear up what to
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buy, that is, they'
re going to kill me when they see
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me or hate me, but in
a way to fire you tell you that
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it makes me a lot of words
or caresses. I' m already great.
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Thank you or thank you, I
love you. I' m gonna
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make you say goodbye, too,
and you know it had to be done
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in some special way. Not if
you like this joke, subscribe to the
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channel and hit the bell so you
don' t miss any.
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Yes, yes, very good with
Mrs Cariti. Please, it' s
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me How about my name is diegoloso. I' m calling you Amazon'
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00:00:07.759 --> 00:00:11.640
s after- sales management area.
I am contacting you regarding an order I
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00:00:11.640 --> 00:00:16.480
had made for four white chairs,
which we are verifying here that we have
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00:00:16.480 --> 00:00:19.679
a small stock problem. They'
d be sent to you. They would
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be of the four chairs, two
red and two green. It' s
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not worth it. I wouldn'
t have any increase, even clear from
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being a customer soon he doesn'
t hear. I don' t want
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00:00:29.320 --> 00:00:31.079
them green and red. It'
s not worth me. If you write
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them white, lepsalient three hundred sixty
euros. They' d join you,
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but they wouldn' t. I
want my tables. Yes and chair.
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I want another table. See if
I want another table, you can tell
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her. We can' t send
her with these chairs, my mother,
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but not to see if we can
send her to games too or listen to
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me, listen to me, okay, listen to me. I don'
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t want you to look at this
or look at anything else. Listen to
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me. I' ll leave it
closed. So, okay, yeah,
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no, but you' re a
standing big guy. Okay or if I
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don' t want to be back. It' s worth the green and
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red chairs. So, or what
a shitty pos twenties he' s got.
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But for God' s sake,
look, I work for twenty.
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But if I' m unable to
tell a client it' s that the
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best thing that can happen to him
and that is this, I' m
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on show giving bad recording, where
I authorize you to put me a green
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and red chair. I' m
authorized to do it again. Okay then
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no, I don' t want
them white all blank. Then these four
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chairs have the cost of three hundred
sixty- one and two. I'
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m going to pay one more euro
because I' m not going to pay
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three hundred and sixty because I paid
eighty- nine to see if I add
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them up and don' t take
it into account. You' re out
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of your mind, I' m
out of my mind, because you keep
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adding up. I don' t
want you to add up to me not
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that part of you don' t
understand the first one. I don'
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t want chairs, no yellow,
no green, no red to see yellow.
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We have to go, too.
No. No. No. No,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no. No, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no. No, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
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Four chairs, right, four clothes, four whites, four sticks.
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Stopped, mindless you' re stopped, look you' re stopped. You
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just can' t go. I
want to see how super- viso happened
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to him with the department of people
who don' t clear up what to
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buy, that is, they'
re going to kill me when they see
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me or hate me, but in
a way to fire you tell you that
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it makes me a lot of words
or caresses. I' m already great.
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Thank you or thank you, I
love you. I' m gonna
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make you say goodbye, too,
and you know it had to be done
99
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in some special way. Not if
you like this joke, subscribe to the
100
00:02:38.039 --> 00:02:40.560
channel and hit the bell so you
don' t miss any.
