April 15, 2024
Empieza la Suegrita Special Week

Esta semana escucharemos las mejores bromas de l suegrita. Empezamos a lo grande.
Esta semana escucharemos las mejores bromas de l suegrita. Empezamos a lo grande.
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Mother tell me that there is nothing
here in the pool and that I wanted
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to tell you one thing, because
well, following a fair that we are
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scheduling and so here in Madrid,
because I met a boy you know that
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well I was driving around and taking
things to the fair. It' s
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just that he wants to meet you. You know, it' s Argentine.
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He knows and well, I don' t know be careful with the
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little argentes that are salooneros, be
careful that they are very salooneros. I
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' ll fuck him up, well, no, no, I' ll
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take that off so much to see
if I finish a few things, see
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you later bye- bye- bye
masters and that bye- bye, honey
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that came out private number, honey
as a sweetheart. So you see what
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a good relationship we' re going
to have, what a barbarian thing you
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get in letter, no, yeah, coconut, yeah, this number comes
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out? What' s wrong with
you? I' ve got my daughter
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located. I have a switchboard that
I have several phones, because that'
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s what I' m a business
guy. It' s called an annex.
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People like you can' t stand
still. Today, more than now,
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we' re going to make family, as a while, well,
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well, well, don' t
run. I think we' d have
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to watch ourselves run our way.
And I' ll appreciate that. I
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won' t value it, and
so will I. But why do you
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think, because yes, because if
your mother doesn' t know what you
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' re doing right to the cariña. We have a good family image.
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Not you, you' re not
family yet. What are you telling me?
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It' s the tests, yeah, yeah, it' s the
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tests, but don' t tell
me what tests? What test? We
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' re gonna give it positives Who
lets me talk to your mother. You
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want to put me with my daughter. Even if we tell her, I
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know it every day to do David, we hear the chaos that all mothers
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love when they tell her they'
re going to be grandmothers. Here,
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here, time, here. I
didn' t tell you I wanted to
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tell you, but never that he
tells you that those choirs don' t
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talk to you on your own.
Ahor, give me the phone, shut
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up and see things are going to
be done with a lot or don'
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t tell my daughter to shut up. Yeah, give me the phone.
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Hey chi yes, chis yes.
I said this last time that you tell
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daughter I' ll shut her up, but if it' s the cho,
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I didn' t send her to
shut me up, but listen to
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me one thing screams. Let'
s see that I love her very much.
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I treat her in a very cool
way. You tell me my daughter
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right now to see if she screams
don' t start being called. Who
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are you going to call you,
I don' t have to tell you
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about Nates to see what happens to
him as a male, they make this
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herd. I think you' re
telling me as an Alpha male, but
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you' re looking at the head. But he screams to see, but
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what you' re telling me about
machual what happened to David to explain to
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you now who' s here to
see, Mom, tell me to see
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is this guy. Who' s
that guy who sent you, Shut up,
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shut up, shut up, he' ll see, Mom, calm
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down,' cause well, it' s more crowded. That' s
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how I do it for half an
hour. I' m sending it to
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you, yeah, listen to me
Get rid of that gentleman That guy'
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s that guy in the bowl You
can put yourself in there I have to
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make a short video. I have
to send it to him. One of
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the guys at the fair is to
move a sensuous hair, because I have
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to send the video. Don'
t crash dig him to see look move
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like that, but well pon'
s gonna get a little help. We
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heard a second solitaire filming with the
other cell phone your daughter one second sends
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a video and already this one with
you dear who you are going to yavate
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a little bit more brains you will
sign listener. It' s just that
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your daughter moves in one way.
It' s just that he has a
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lunar love calling the police, but
okay, I' m gonna end up
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calling the potty. Hey, move
like the other day. You remember when
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I tied you up, but con, you' re talking to my mother.
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When the three don' t if
you don' t listen to me
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and I have the phone, as
ah worth coming near you look to see
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with lock fuck that you hurt me
is that you seek end of the head.
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You' re really looking at your
head to see you want to talk
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to your daughter. A little bit
of a speaker I want to talk to
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my daughter. Yeah, so,
come on, get your mom who'
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s gonna talk to you, but
not the phone mind. Ask me right,
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not the phone, don' t
give me, not the phone asks
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me. Please, you ask well, I' m already saying everything.
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You ask well, it puts friend, you know, but it' s
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please you can give me the coconut
phone ah this time you can ask for
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things. Well, forgive me,
forgive me, but you have to ask
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for forgiveness of ball, which is
a pimp, and I apologized on my
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knees, yes, but you'
re chi kiss me foot take talk now
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I' ll give it to you
talk to your mother. Now, hey,
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Mom, while you' re talking, you can get your ass a
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little bit pompous, so it grabs
you more than we are a video.
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They won' t be cooking.
I' m hallucinating what I' m
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going to call a world, your
father. We' re both gonna show
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up there and see if you'
re so cool in front of me,
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in front of your father. I
had a pimp you' re having with
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my daughter. I have some clients
that the father you think could also wear
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a thong of Leopard. That'
s why, without saying deby boy Mom.
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What' s a joke around rhyming. I swear to you, I
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' ll kill you, I'
ll kill you, I' ll kill
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you, I' ll kill you, I' ll kill you, I
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' ll kill you, I'
ll kill you. If you like this
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joke, subscribe to the channel and
hit the bell so you don' t
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miss any.
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Mother tell me that there is nothing
here in the pool and that I wanted
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to tell you one thing, because
well, following a fair that we are
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scheduling and so here in Madrid,
because I met a boy you know that
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00:00:15.279 --> 00:00:17.960
well I was driving around and taking
things to the fair. It' s
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00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:20.320
just that he wants to meet you. You know, it' s Argentine.
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He knows and well, I don' t know be careful with the
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00:00:24.519 --> 00:00:26.839
little argentes that are salooneros, be
careful that they are very salooneros. I
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00:00:26.920 --> 00:00:30.120
' ll fuck him up, well, no, no, I' ll
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take that off so much to see
if I finish a few things, see
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00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:38.840
you later bye- bye- bye
masters and that bye- bye, honey
11
00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:40.799
that came out private number, honey
as a sweetheart. So you see what
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00:00:41.119 --> 00:00:47.520
a good relationship we' re going
to have, what a barbarian thing you
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00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:53.079
get in letter, no, yeah, coconut, yeah, this number comes
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00:00:53.079 --> 00:00:55.920
out? What' s wrong with
you? I' ve got my daughter
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00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:58.799
located. I have a switchboard that
I have several phones, because that'
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00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:00.320
s what I' m a business
guy. It' s called an annex.
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00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:04.400
People like you can' t stand
still. Today, more than now,
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00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:07.319
we' re going to make family, as a while, well,
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00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:11.319
well, well, don' t
run. I think we' d have
20
00:01:11.400 --> 00:01:15.359
to watch ourselves run our way.
And I' ll appreciate that. I
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won' t value it, and
so will I. But why do you
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think, because yes, because if
your mother doesn' t know what you
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' re doing right to the cariña. We have a good family image.
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Not you, you' re not
family yet. What are you telling me?
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It' s the tests, yeah, yeah, it' s the
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tests, but don' t tell
me what tests? What test? We
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' re gonna give it positives Who
lets me talk to your mother. You
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want to put me with my daughter. Even if we tell her, I
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00:01:46.519 --> 00:01:51.359
know it every day to do David, we hear the chaos that all mothers
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00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:55.480
love when they tell her they'
re going to be grandmothers. Here,
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00:01:55.640 --> 00:02:00.439
here, time, here. I
didn' t tell you I wanted to
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00:02:00.519 --> 00:02:01.239
tell you, but never that he
tells you that those choirs don' t
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talk to you on your own.
Ahor, give me the phone, shut
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00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:06.480
up and see things are going to
be done with a lot or don'
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t tell my daughter to shut up. Yeah, give me the phone.
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Hey chi yes, chis yes.
I said this last time that you tell
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daughter I' ll shut her up, but if it' s the cho,
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I didn' t send her to
shut me up, but listen to
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me one thing screams. Let'
s see that I love her very much.
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I treat her in a very cool
way. You tell me my daughter
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right now to see if she screams
don' t start being called. Who
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are you going to call you,
I don' t have to tell you
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about Nates to see what happens to
him as a male, they make this
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00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:38.560
herd. I think you' re
telling me as an Alpha male, but
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00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:39.599
you' re looking at the head. But he screams to see, but
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what you' re telling me about
machual what happened to David to explain to
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you now who' s here to
see, Mom, tell me to see
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is this guy. Who' s
that guy who sent you, Shut up,
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shut up, shut up, he' ll see, Mom, calm
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down,' cause well, it' s more crowded. That' s
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how I do it for half an
hour. I' m sending it to
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you, yeah, listen to me
Get rid of that gentleman That guy'
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s that guy in the bowl You
can put yourself in there I have to
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00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:02.000
make a short video. I have
to send it to him. One of
55
00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:07.800
the guys at the fair is to
move a sensuous hair, because I have
56
00:03:07.840 --> 00:03:10.960
to send the video. Don'
t crash dig him to see look move
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00:03:12.039 --> 00:03:15.520
like that, but well pon'
s gonna get a little help. We
58
00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:17.719
heard a second solitaire filming with the
other cell phone your daughter one second sends
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00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:23.840
a video and already this one with
you dear who you are going to yavate
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00:03:23.960 --> 00:03:27.639
a little bit more brains you will
sign listener. It' s just that
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00:03:27.719 --> 00:03:30.400
your daughter moves in one way.
It' s just that he has a
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00:03:30.439 --> 00:03:31.879
lunar love calling the police, but
okay, I' m gonna end up
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00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:35.000
calling the potty. Hey, move
like the other day. You remember when
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00:03:35.080 --> 00:03:38.000
I tied you up, but con, you' re talking to my mother.
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00:03:38.080 --> 00:03:40.039
When the three don' t if
you don' t listen to me
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00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:46.719
and I have the phone, as
ah worth coming near you look to see
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with lock fuck that you hurt me
is that you seek end of the head.
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00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:50.680
You' re really looking at your
head to see you want to talk
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to your daughter. A little bit
of a speaker I want to talk to
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00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:54.120
my daughter. Yeah, so,
come on, get your mom who'
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s gonna talk to you, but
not the phone mind. Ask me right,
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not the phone, don' t
give me, not the phone asks
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00:03:59.719 --> 00:04:03.560
me. Please, you ask well, I' m already saying everything.
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00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:06.199
You ask well, it puts friend, you know, but it' s
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00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:11.080
please you can give me the coconut
phone ah this time you can ask for
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00:04:11.080 --> 00:04:14.360
things. Well, forgive me,
forgive me, but you have to ask
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00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:17.879
for forgiveness of ball, which is
a pimp, and I apologized on my
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00:04:17.879 --> 00:04:24.120
knees, yes, but you'
re chi kiss me foot take talk now
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00:04:24.199 --> 00:04:27.000
I' ll give it to you
talk to your mother. Now, hey,
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00:04:27.079 --> 00:04:30.040
Mom, while you' re talking, you can get your ass a
81
00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:32.680
little bit pompous, so it grabs
you more than we are a video.
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00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:35.720
They won' t be cooking.
I' m hallucinating what I' m
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00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:39.120
going to call a world, your
father. We' re both gonna show
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00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:42.959
up there and see if you'
re so cool in front of me,
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00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:45.079
in front of your father. I
had a pimp you' re having with
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my daughter. I have some clients
that the father you think could also wear
87
00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:55.959
a thong of Leopard. That'
s why, without saying deby boy Mom.
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00:04:57.480 --> 00:05:05.160
What' s a joke around rhyming. I swear to you, I
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00:05:05.319 --> 00:05:08.000
' ll kill you, I'
ll kill you, I' ll kill
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you, I' ll kill you, I' ll kill you, I
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' ll kill you, I'
ll kill you. If you like this
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00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:14.319
joke, subscribe to the channel and
hit the bell so you don' t
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00:05:14.040 --> 00:05:14.319
miss any.







