April 15, 2024

Empieza la Suegrita Special Week

Empieza la Suegrita Special Week

Esta semana escucharemos las mejores bromas de l suegrita. Empezamos a lo grande.

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Esta semana escucharemos las mejores bromas de l suegrita. Empezamos a lo grande.

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Mother tell me that there is nothing
here in the pool and that I wanted

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to tell you one thing, because
well, following a fair that we are

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scheduling and so here in Madrid,
because I met a boy you know that

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well I was driving around and taking
things to the fair. It' s

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just that he wants to meet you. You know, it' s Argentine.

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He knows and well, I don' t know be careful with the

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little argentes that are salooneros, be
careful that they are very salooneros. I

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' ll fuck him up, well, no, no, I' ll

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take that off so much to see
if I finish a few things, see

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you later bye- bye- bye
masters and that bye- bye, honey

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that came out private number, honey
as a sweetheart. So you see what

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a good relationship we' re going
to have, what a barbarian thing you

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get in letter, no, yeah, coconut, yeah, this number comes

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out? What' s wrong with
you? I' ve got my daughter

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located. I have a switchboard that
I have several phones, because that'

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s what I' m a business
guy. It' s called an annex.

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People like you can' t stand
still. Today, more than now,

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we' re going to make family, as a while, well,

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well, well, don' t
run. I think we' d have

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to watch ourselves run our way.
And I' ll appreciate that. I

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won' t value it, and
so will I. But why do you

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think, because yes, because if
your mother doesn' t know what you

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' re doing right to the cariña. We have a good family image.

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Not you, you' re not
family yet. What are you telling me?

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It' s the tests, yeah, yeah, it' s the

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tests, but don' t tell
me what tests? What test? We

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' re gonna give it positives Who
lets me talk to your mother. You

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want to put me with my daughter. Even if we tell her, I

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know it every day to do David, we hear the chaos that all mothers

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love when they tell her they'
re going to be grandmothers. Here,

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here, time, here. I
didn' t tell you I wanted to

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tell you, but never that he
tells you that those choirs don' t

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talk to you on your own.
Ahor, give me the phone, shut

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up and see things are going to
be done with a lot or don'

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t tell my daughter to shut up. Yeah, give me the phone.

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Hey chi yes, chis yes.
I said this last time that you tell

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daughter I' ll shut her up, but if it' s the cho,

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I didn' t send her to
shut me up, but listen to

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me one thing screams. Let'
s see that I love her very much.

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I treat her in a very cool
way. You tell me my daughter

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right now to see if she screams
don' t start being called. Who

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are you going to call you,
I don' t have to tell you

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about Nates to see what happens to
him as a male, they make this

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herd. I think you' re
telling me as an Alpha male, but

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you' re looking at the head. But he screams to see, but

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what you' re telling me about
machual what happened to David to explain to

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you now who' s here to
see, Mom, tell me to see

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is this guy. Who' s
that guy who sent you, Shut up,

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shut up, shut up, he' ll see, Mom, calm

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down,' cause well, it' s more crowded. That' s

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how I do it for half an
hour. I' m sending it to

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you, yeah, listen to me
Get rid of that gentleman That guy'

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s that guy in the bowl You
can put yourself in there I have to

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make a short video. I have
to send it to him. One of

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the guys at the fair is to
move a sensuous hair, because I have

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to send the video. Don'
t crash dig him to see look move

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like that, but well pon'
s gonna get a little help. We

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heard a second solitaire filming with the
other cell phone your daughter one second sends

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a video and already this one with
you dear who you are going to yavate

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a little bit more brains you will
sign listener. It' s just that

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your daughter moves in one way.
It' s just that he has a

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lunar love calling the police, but
okay, I' m gonna end up

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calling the potty. Hey, move
like the other day. You remember when

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I tied you up, but con, you' re talking to my mother.

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When the three don' t if
you don' t listen to me

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and I have the phone, as
ah worth coming near you look to see

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with lock fuck that you hurt me
is that you seek end of the head.

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You' re really looking at your
head to see you want to talk

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to your daughter. A little bit
of a speaker I want to talk to

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my daughter. Yeah, so,
come on, get your mom who'

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s gonna talk to you, but
not the phone mind. Ask me right,

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not the phone, don' t
give me, not the phone asks

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me. Please, you ask well, I' m already saying everything.

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You ask well, it puts friend, you know, but it' s

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please you can give me the coconut
phone ah this time you can ask for

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things. Well, forgive me,
forgive me, but you have to ask

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for forgiveness of ball, which is
a pimp, and I apologized on my

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knees, yes, but you'
re chi kiss me foot take talk now

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I' ll give it to you
talk to your mother. Now, hey,

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Mom, while you' re talking, you can get your ass a

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little bit pompous, so it grabs
you more than we are a video.

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They won' t be cooking.
I' m hallucinating what I' m

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going to call a world, your
father. We' re both gonna show

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up there and see if you'
re so cool in front of me,

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in front of your father. I
had a pimp you' re having with

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my daughter. I have some clients
that the father you think could also wear

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a thong of Leopard. That'
s why, without saying deby boy Mom.

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What' s a joke around rhyming. I swear to you, I

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' ll kill you, I'
ll kill you, I' ll kill

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you, I' ll kill you, I' ll kill you, I

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' ll kill you, I'
ll kill you. If you like this

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