COCO GOLF PEDRO

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Yeah, yeah, sorry, you' re the owner I' m seeing

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here a sign of a grey golfer, a gray golfer who' ll give

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you the three for sale, forgive
what your name is like, Calm down,

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but how many miles is the car. I' m the only one

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who owns it, yes, it' s worth two thousand five hundred euros,

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two hundred, it' s about
thirty- five thousand kilometers, one

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hundred thirty- five thousand reais.
It' s Or that I know how

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it goes. I know what the
move is like here. I' m

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saying I' m the only owner, yes, and it' s a

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hundred and thirty- five thousand kilometers. Look, I' m into buying

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cars. That' s why I' m looking and that' s why

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I' m also moving around the
area that there are several of them parked

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like this. But of course it' s okay in front of the car

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what do you know? Yeah?
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?

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Well, I' ve got it
now 50 yards away that I was still

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walking. But of course, two
five hundred. You told me what the

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real price is. Now tell me
bunk buddy. Yeah, yeah, no,

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no, no, you' re
offended. I' m telling you

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so you don' t mess around, you don' t walk around with

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accounts, but it' s never
sold for the price of the sign that

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I know as the move. This
is so. Pin pap the least you

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can tell yourself, leave it to
you so you can take it away two

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thousand two hundred where I can'
t anymore. Uncle ah 200 euros.

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Look, I got 500 euros.
I give you 500 euros for the car

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and we do look and we do
it this afternoon. I' ll give

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them to you. Let' s
go to a notary. Let' s

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see? Let' s see?
Let' s see? Let' s

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see? Five hundred to be hesitating
me? What five hundred for how you

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' re going to order for a
car that I' m asking you for

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two thousand five hundred. I'
m leaving him two thousand two hundred and

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you' re going to tell me
you' re going to give me five

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hundred euros. Let' s see, I' ll give you who'

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s squealing. It' s not
like we have a ferrari either You know

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what I' m saying, listening
to me You' re making me hesitate.

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Let' s see if it'
s going to kid you. I

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' m saying this as a better
advice than five hundred weeks before you have

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to fix the car, fix the
crystals, fix the scratches you can get.

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So you' re going his normal
by chance Look at you collas,

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watch you touch the eggs, not
see where the keys are. You'

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re fucking calling someone to fix your
crystal. Shit your fucking mother, what

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you' re going to hello look
like now. You' re gonna regret

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what you sold for five hundred euros. Love people for cars and I put

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them down to see them is shitting. Man, listen to me, no,

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no, no, listen to me, you, shit in the whore,

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listen to mura, too and pineapple
I' m gonna leave your face

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looking at potatoes I with broken crystals. I don' t give you more

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than 200 euros. I' ll
be right down. Not you, I

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' m not staying. And you, you' re not going down,

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you, you' re not going
down? You, aren' t you

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going down? No, you,
won' t you see? No,

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you, you' re not going
down? Fuck you, you' re

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going to stay where you are and
you' re going to calm down,

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because this is all a joke that
Emilio spent on you. Thank you,

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Te. I' m sweating maximum
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