May 18, 2024

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Transeunticidio

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The tremendous part, the Tremendous Court, the public hearing, the tremendous Judge

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of the tremendous Court, is going
to solve a tremendous case. Good evening,

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Secretary, good evening, Your Honor. Listen to me, Mr Toy,

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and we' re invited to a
little party at Tania Henry' s

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house. I don' t get
her birthday Sunday. We' re going

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to see the silver, send me, let' s see if we also

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call FranciscoÁlvaro, he' s
going to put anything and Julia Torre de

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René. You like academies. I' m not going to the sunflower and

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how you guys are in health.
Well, I' m swept away.

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You don' t say. Yeah, I feel manga I hear I'

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m glad I' m in the
hard one. It' s because I

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don' t feel a little pain
in the coconut, the waterman, or

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anywhere. Well, what the hell? It' s like he said,

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what the hell? Ten weight,
uh I tried what vulgar word is that

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of chevere? But if you are
a series of more playful words, you

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still said Marin van Gangre, that
more fine for repeating it. Gentlemen,

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my God, tell me what case
we have for today. What we have

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today is a run over passer-
by, Your Honor, as a run

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- down passer- by. Well, then call the complicated in that transeuntecidium

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right away, Your Honor, light
Maria na Nanina. Here he takes every

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day Rudecinto, Caldeiro and Escoviña do
se Candelario, three skates to the gate.

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Let' s see what happened here
today. Nothing, Your Honor,

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that the barbarian of three pati ran
over me to poor Rudestin. I didn

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' t roll anything. Sir you' re wrong and what silence, silence

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will come. We talked how you
heard me go to tell me you'

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re not going to roll it to
you, man, if you passed it

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over your foot first and then uncle
went after you passed it back up here

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and pinal this astigo is more pineal
than it was for crocillo. That'

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s not how it was. I
wasn' t to blame, Chico,

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you don' t watch TV.
S quiet, shut your mouth, you

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say. Follow me. You'
re the passer- by and overrun.

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Don' t transpregulate anything. Doctor. I' m sorry, sir.

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Rey Galí is a native of Palma
de conchada municipality Dorense, bystander who walks

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the street. Sir premin ah,
yes, it' s true that out

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of three games he ran over you
yes, sir he bludgeoned me with nocturnity.

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I saw lebuslla aha to head the
j ah no aha because you say

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ah ya. That' s a
lie. I didn' t roll it

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up with motherhood or tsinas, no
night and cheery well, yeah, it

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was all because of the same guy, or let' s watch him sit

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rough, sit down, if it' s too much. Their body hurts

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a lot, right, yeah,
it hurts It gives me a little kidney.

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Let' s see three skates.
What a vehicle you were driving.

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Well, the guagua, Chico,
how pretty. You don' t know

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I' m in fact, honorably
not collegial. He tells me, it

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' s college verres. Yeah,
I' m gonna hear it, but

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it' s gonna end. No, yes, or that guagua runs,

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that there is no machine, that
is the catch and you run the guagua

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and see that I myself have scared
the truth look. The other day I

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put myself on from the chapter.
I read Santos Suarez in the minutes and

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mend what barbarity and distributed the children
there. No, that' s a

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kid from the guagua. No,
no, if almost everyone threw themselves out

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the window. But horror ah was
going to tena the hear I' m

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going to leave the job that because
I didn' t check kid. I

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am very much like this in a
series way and in the College it turns

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out that they are very insigent the
other day I was fomented a totala quarrel

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because I went to the beach with
the guagua. Don' t you go

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to the beach with the school guagua. Yeah, I invited all the neighborhood

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people to go to Guaynabo Beach.
It' s good turnip, Guanabo,

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Yes, Guagua, Yes, in
guagua, So, guau guana, po

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bueno napo. Now listen, I' m invited by the people at a

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heavy cost because she doesn' t
have the area invitation. Coconut by bit.

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Yes, she asked for her wish, and then I took the school

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guagua and the kids who went to
school. The children were empatin or touch

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the cart the bikes, but I
don' t explain how they didn'

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t vote it. Well, the
other day he' s the school principal.

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Yeah, he got a little brave
with me why,' cause he

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found out that I' d put
out a competition with an ambulance perished made

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ran more. You' ve made
a competition with an ambulance driving the school

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guagua. Yes, ah what a
spectacle what you missed we took the four

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roads to one hundred forty and when
where we prayed there on the street,

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in front of the cumba of the
street pile. How about the wide street

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that I took photos of myself from
the part that that was horrible Chico,

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with that haggling with an ambulance,
eh yes, because the one that waits

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for him does not go to Chico
erases that there are twenty pesos of fine

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so that it is not so irresponsible
to run like this with the guagua of

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a school boy, that there are
times that you have to run because banks

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close the strip, boys, what
pulls the ball, Chico. But if

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I don' t understand what you
see is that I pick up for the

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ball, you understand face once I' m a kid in the house and

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the mother plays me a homey and
so I get caught. We have to

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educate. It' s so much
from here to go what teaching for those

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kids. Q u estetino, doctor, I had you locked up and I

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didn' t have the shadow.
Long time, it' s going to

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die you' re sorry. They
really well argue that I care about you

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a peto. It is propitiated by
the negligen tends this individual what to the

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rudder of a guagua does not know. I' d respect it, because

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it happens like you told me.
It happens that I was crossing Galeano Street,

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as I was going to the establishment
moment at your time, you have

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some establishment. Well, yeah,
I just opened a street sale of perfumes

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and cheap anilios, street sales,
like he said he went to his establishment,

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because everything about the sale I have
in a box on the corner of

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Galean, in Anguseis. Today I' m at this corner, tomorrow at

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the other corner, and so on. What happened, then nothing. My

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dear doctor, Eho, I went
across the street when suddenly the three-

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wheeled asshole showed up on the street
with a guagua, doctor, but I

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' m so sorry to have a
great time I' m so sorry I

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screamed at him to stop, but
nothing. Doctor. Anyway, seeing that

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he was going up from me to
take my right foot, less mark you

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quickly and I put the left than
if from the right of the gracefully and

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as mind which would catch his right
foot with his mouths. Yeah, but

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I tugged right up and put my
left on the right green. Ah yes,

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it was how you saved him,
my friend. That' s brutality.

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What I should have done was to
pull out the foot under the rubbery

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two feet. No, no,
no, I' m the one who

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' s going on. Now I
realize. I can see that. I

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get primed. First you went across
the street and three Patindo ran him down

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in a cruel way. All right, nefarious, nefarious. He threw the

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car over me. It' s
not true that the pension is me,

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but it' s not going to
let me depend Look at me Okay,

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it' ll be your turn.
No, no Nina, you' re

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a witness to the accident. Yes, sir, I saw everything with these

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eyes that will eat the earth.
Go, go, go, go,

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go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

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go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

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go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

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go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

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go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

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go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

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go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

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go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

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go, go, go, go, go, go. You saw the

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accident, Mr Well, yes,
I was galleted and there' s Rafael,

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the same squint of sin and then
I saw it all. You in

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the aleance reba corner. Yeah,
so, I' m lying you were

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there, it wasn' t the
corner of sin, it was the corner

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of fish. Your Honor, nothing. He doesn' t respect. Trepallo

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see the view. Christ. Thank
you, logo stuff you hear is funny

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Salen. That' s the way
it goes. Thank you. He did

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see you guys Nanina, well,
because Rude Cing was accusing the street when

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three skates met him with the guagua
and passed him over his foot and not

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happy with it, turned back and
passed him another ear again. The doctor.

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I beg of you the name of
the Industrial Federation whose gua weaves me

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a hundred years, doctor life imprisonment
calvez replic tno que canalo de me.

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If you keep your mouth shut,
I' m the defendant here. So

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you see vines that r when three
games we' re going to talk you

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and me for a little while,
explain to me, yes, explain to

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me to see a year in jail. I want you to explain to me

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what the accident was like. Well, nothing small. Turns out I saw

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in a moment that I was coming
to the guagua tea. That' s

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what you' re talking about Treat
me with respect That' s Chico,

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his sea cousin I told you,
Hechis. Mr Chico told me and you

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don' t like z It'
s not that I don' t like

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it, it' s that you
shouldn' t tell me. I am

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the Judge. No, uh,
no, put ten pesos on the fine.

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Continue h was how the accident in
the you are hearing. Yeah,

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I know, well, you'
ll see I say that you don'

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t go talking to the discreet,
well, no, but to the secretary

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you don' t have to talk
to me now Well, I came with

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the guaguas down the street. You
poured water around him, I threw eleven

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gallons on ganisa. What' s
long enough for the tank of what?

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How' s longaniza? What do
you do? You throw him the longaniza

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the tank, everyone, chi,
everyone. No. No, no,

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no. Longaniza isn' t for
that. Another one' s for you,

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come on, it' s not
for guagua, it' s not

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just automobile. No, sir,
the longaniza is to eat enough to keep

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on with bread you eat longaniza,
son, that' s gas girl.

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No, gas is for the car. And as I say Catalina, I

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' ve made a big bread with
gasoline and I' ve given myself a

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real bread why you' ve imagined
that what you want a panco locates there,

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yes, Mr Well, and at
that time it did come down the

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street, a wide street that boy
who has a grove on either side is

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the meadow, the prae that is
ico. Then I hesitate for embassy to

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catch a pack, unwind in the
other boy that flows into the other mouth.

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Yeah, you' re standing on
meadows. Yeah, uh- huh,

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so he' s walking a little
bit like on the next street when

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I get to the consulate, well, you' re standing. On meadows,

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yes, then on the other street. Virt No, ma' am,

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we' re consulates, but because
you went prawn, don' t

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move from what tc but compadre,
you don' t see for prairie again.

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No. I' m already on
meadow. You' re in meadow.

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I' m already, sir well, meadow, well, ray,

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well, then I' ll see
you later my moments, how you leave

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the game, because it' s
up to you who told you that.

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But if you' re not here, how' s there gonna be a

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girl today, but I' m
here, you' re in prato.

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If I miss a fine for your
afternoon, you ask, Mr Holy Huey,

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che, yes madechu, but a
bag of shoes. Let' s

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see you guys hit rubcinto. Good
night of course not. No, Chico,

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no, the one who rolled you
up was the Guagua Chico, but

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you' re driving her. Ah
well, yes, Chico, then you

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are responsible for not knowing how to
drive well, no, ma' am,

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because very well hear that you know
how to drive a chauffeur. Well,

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well, you' re very good
at anything. One. There are

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times when the cars don' t
respond to the insilence of the brakes when

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you' re going to put in
the car of that goal no longer look.

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A long time ago I had a
bucket there to see that it gave

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me work until I finally took it
out, kid, because everybody says it

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was a phenomenon. If you don' t say that, I' ll

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stay. But you' ll talk
more about that bucket now. But quite

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an effort you' ve made to
keep running that bucket. Enough, gentlemen,

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what you' re talking about,
or what Trepatine' s talking about,

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he wants to explain to me how
the accident happened. Well, west

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was west, not accident. Yeah, I come with the guagua down Galeano

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Street, this way or that way, this way or that way? Man

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needs to get you back on the
table. I' m not anywhere.

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Sir, you were going to Galeano, that way or this way, weren

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' t you? I was on
my way, if you put yourself there,

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but I was on my way,
if you put yourself on, don

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' t stop? Sir, if
I get here, you go there,

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but who tell you that, Chico, if you get there and I'

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m going there, no, because
that' s that way, no,

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Chico, that' s that way, that' s this way, that

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' s this way? Then,
to talk about what we' re talking

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about, what I know, you
smoked a mess talking battery na smaller.

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You think he' s crazy enough. I was talking silly and I'

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m fine. I just told me
how people went. Yes, Doctor,

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you can' t justify this outrage. Look at the other and the other.

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The point is that I came in
the guagua and rudes without crossing the

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street, but I am very satisfied
with the traffic and in the quinque like

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this, in the Equine there was
a sign that said not stopped. In

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this corner he said that he was
three clear and as if he couldn'

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t stop there, I followed him
through the precinct rrio to hear that,

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Doctor, for God' s sake
he was an asshole. Three skates.

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The sign meant not to stop picking
up passenger, but if there is a

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passer- by on the street,
you have to stop. To that we

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had to explain in the song also
that I do not go now will be

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divine or any of that boy justice. Dr Jorge, don' t worry

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rude Secretary take note just edit sentence. Come sentence three skates. I'

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m sorry and I' m fair, of course, because I don'

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t understand that story that ran over
the Galician and how in that accident this

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dentted gaito came out. I'
m going to keep him locked up in

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Guarapo only Don Miguel Cástorproduction and Management. Miguel yao allo Iglesias speaking to them,

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tells them very good luck. Friends. Audio Centre