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Escucha los mejores casos de la serie de comedia radiofónica cubana La
Tremenda Corte, que fue transmitida por décadas en México en las distintas
estaciones de Grupo Radio Centro.
Escucha los mejores casos de la serie de comedia radiofónica cubana La
Tremenda Corte, que fue transmitida por décadas en México en las distintas
estaciones de Grupo Radio Centro.
0:04 The tremendous edge, the tremendous running public hearing, the tremendous Judge of the tremendous court is going to solve a tremendous out. Good night to the Secretary. Good evening, Your Honor. How you feel today bad, bad, because these days it is raining a lot and to me the rain hurts for rheumatism, for everything. While it' s sunny, I feel great, but as soon as four drops fall, I feel exhausted. Don' t tell me the drops give you exhaustion. Of course I do. Well, look, these days more than four boatssh have fallen on this day is raining to seas even worse why, because when it rains love gives me dizziness, for then it has become in Fantasio Judge because it will continue raining. Who says that the Observatory. Put a fine on the Observatory and see what case we have today. Who conned some shopkeepers or called them complicated in that tentericide.
1:12 Who followed, Judge, light Maria Nananina, here still Bonifacio va Pirongo, servant José Candelario, three larrea skates. Now, Judge, you didn ' t see how you' re putting water on me Listen to me as a skateboarder, no, how come where is rudecit ah I can' t come today because I was quoted there with a girl at the casino of joy. No, then, put a fine on him, another on the girl, another on the casino and another on the joy and tell me about Nanina.
1:55 What happens to you today, for first of all, sir, allow me to introduce you to Bonifa, Batilongo. Cousin, father' s second of mine, how nice. It' s my pleasure. Thank you very much. There' s no bread what. How did he say there' s no bread, what? Where there' s no bread, what. At my house I wanted to eat bread what, but my sister, Mari Pepa, told me there wasn' t. You have a sister named Mari Pepa. No, sir, I have four sisters and the four are called Mari Pepa the four of them and how they distinguish them. Ah because of my other three sisters, one is always smoking, the other has a bottle in the government and the other is married to a sailor. And the older one is the only one we call Mari Pepa. And then how do they tell the one who is always smoking, Mari Pipa and the one who has the bottle in the government, Mari Papa and the one who is married to the sailor Mari Popa. Ah well, where did you get it from is the second cousin nananine. Well, I think he took it off Camanari' s flat because I don' t, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Rio, no, no, this cousin of mine respects you, or it' s shaped like bread wins now.
3:04 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I ' ve been so excited here, oh, yeah, I know, well, we don' t have it, we have it or we don' t have it or it' s okay for what. Maybe you know he ' s got the what. I don' t talk to you, uh, I don' t talk to you. He' s talking to me another one. I' m thinking tomorrow Thursday, yes, tomorrow morning he plays, well, and he just told me what' s going on with you today, because what happens to us, sir, is that my cousin Bonifas and I have a mixed store. There in the Pedro cast, only Peter as a pedrologist to Pedrolo. It' s not Pedro, it' s just Pedrolo. And there' s some cast called Peter. Why won ' t you see him? There' s no one named John the Loche.
3:45 I ask you, because what is called Pedro da Mitch I have asked Ana Nanina tre no matter, Chico, it doesn' t matter. I ' m illustrating the room. If saba, she doesn' t need you to enlighten her at best. If he doesn' t think it' s true that there aren' t three skates without da Nanina, he doesn' t give you Nanina without three skates. I think mint if he wins didn ' t say Nuñez Rodriguez. It' s already thought to be a vein the baby follows, what happens to be distributed, because it' s full of flies and mosquitoes, Your Honor. It' s a terrible plague there, faggot. There' s a lot of mosquitoes, a lot, Your Honor, but it' s a good thing I read in the newspaper that you' re going to get a beating. You' re sure what you ' re going to give those little ones is a beating. Like, if I' m sure it' s a beating, it' s not gonna be a smoothie so you can swallow more than you have right. I don ' t get three today. It gives me a little bit of that which has a ponzoña of that, which is what it gives you. It' s a stab wound here oil. Come here oil, here Petron but here in the forelock there are terrible ones. That' s three parts, let ' s say. I haven' t said it more than 20 times, since I didn' t interrupt. No, I' m clearing up a problem. Don' t clear anything up. I have told you for other winds how we are toy saying I like you to a certain extent I am benevolent. Yeah, you don' t understand me and I tell you things like I tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh the moquito song and then be like, let me put it there and there. But I ' ve already told you that you don' t interrupt between Rompa. Go
5:18 on, Ananina. You said that cast is full of flies and mosquitoes. It' s not that, yes, sir, especially fly, although there ' s a day to deliver. That one says I don' t know where, but where so many flies will come from. I don' t know where it' s coming from. It' s possible Ted doesn' t know where he' s coming from in the mocha, not where the flies come from. The fly comes nemush. Yeah, what does Moscow have to do with the three- panting flies? Come on old fly, don ' t breed Moscow, no, old come on don' t tell me, no, sir da it came muscat, let' s not say. Flies are raised in detritus. Well, it' s my mari tritomos the districts, not the detritus. I don' t know that one You can tell me. It' s time for you to fine him for being illiterate.
6:05 You must put him in jail before. Hey, that' s okay. Do weight by illiterate and another for not knowing that flies well are raised in the detritus and a weight well liked. It' s okay, it ' s fair and I think it was going to tell me more garche continue na nanina. What happened to those flies. Well, you can imagine, Judge, that the store that Bonifacio and I have in that cast is always full of flies, and then I told Bonifacio that he had to stop drooling and start fighting flies. And that, Bonifacio, you didn' t fight them. Not because I feel sorry for killing them. You know yes, I belong to the animal protection society, well, but it' s that the animal protection society can' t protect flies because flies aren' t animals.
6:54 They are, too, but they' re very annoying animals. There are times when one feels to eat in fondas and the blackberries keep eating one. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, sir Well, no, no. I beg you to be righteous and not to be owed and to see the truth of things, because it tells me that and or tergiverse the truth of things. Of course, when you' re eating in a fonda and the flies try to sit on your plate, what do you do? I' m gonna do the frights. So it ' s not the flies that won' t let you eat like you don ' t. No, sir, you' re not the one who won ' t let flies eat. Let' s say you, I put him in. Whoever jetted it. Guys who know what to put a hundred Carson Fine on. That' s what I loved you for. I' ve been treating him right. But well, putting a little weight on it, a little rock you wanted the time, it wasn' t what it was like to take Nepozo to get into the deck that shot me. Now, and it' s a hundred good to buy it, come on, you guys, what' s your name, Botifacio, say, Mr Joe Bonifacio, Ballon, Batilongo. And why flies don' t ask for their dish apart and pay for it the same as I pay for it. Why don ' t you have money, Lord oh are very poor animals. They lack economic resources. Well, then, let them work as a job. I ' m me, of course It' s a motilon profit It doesn'
8:26 t happen It doesn' t make it easy. Yes, besides, the insects, gentlemen, all the insects, of whatever brand it is, say, of whatever brand it is the insert. Turns out he' s a cheeky little annimalito boy,' cause I' d see dear that you would ' ve seen. I wish you' d seen nothing happen to you. Ms that I was avoiding what happened to me the other day in a phone to see what happened to him, that I asked for a glass of that water, from what drains a glass of that water, a big shovel, not that water to drink water or the waiter. He brought it to me and when I go to see him he hears me a friend inside his friend swimming, uh, a friend, a girl friend ant, you saw her and I didn' t see her, but she' s an ant or I called da waitresse and I put a fight on her, because I brought me a basule of water that had a mile inside her no longer that parasite of sailing there that stopped the thing nothing, because in that the ant started to scream. Gentleman, don' t say fairer Get me out here I ' m drowning, but how could I scream? It' s an ant compadre. Well, I' m not really sure it was the ant I was yelling at. No, because the bartender told me that at the table next door he hadn' t sat an ink of that, that he was ventr lugo that on those who talk with the touch like that, then I ' m sure it was a joke from that client. Maybe that' s why they' ll find ant in the food like that. It' s a gentleman thing that' s happening to Mommy and me Every day guys, every day from before yesterday and more back, we go into a phone, we sit and eat meat soup, to living room, yes, eggs f
9:58 but when we get to Pottres and on the dish ner crazyoquito it guavaba, there were no less than three ants to the yarn grab by hand. Yeah, what did you guys figure out old. We call the owner, we teach him that, and the man got very sorry. He gave us forty apologies of seventy- nine implications. He didn' t ask us to forgive him and, well, he didn' t even charge us for what we had eaten and ate for free. So he did say that that was going through the house, and you can believe that the same thing happened to us again. My branches in another background, we didn' t eat pots. The shrimp saw steak, by the way, it was hard on steak.
10:43 Looks like the animal died contracted. You know, we order a shrimp totilla and get to dessert. There were five ants in the orange kooks. If you' re going to open a single wall with the dwarf to pry it to see the weight of that cream. Without there, without a cure count No, sir you just told me. We called the owner of the complaint and he started to tear out the light bulb like it was going to rain and they put that accent to the test. Hey, the owner who was a gentleman. I also do not say that I was very sorry that it did not imply how that had been in any way that I did not consent to pay. Tell me then. You guys ate so good for free yesterday, too. And today, well, today we no longer had to pay che ah today there was no ant in the pont No because today we enter into other forni and eat the best. But when I got to the bottom, Ami started looking for your wallet. Turned out he' d quit.
11:33 It' s poms at home. It' s Pomo pomoslon We used to bring her friends to us, but you' re carrying the ants into a clear pumbo. Guys let go. We can' t take her because they ' re leaving. Secretary. Look at me take note of that to warn all waves to be careful. But why do you drop the little bit, you' re not put or anything. Anyway, Bonifacio, you might feel sorry for them, mosquitoes and ants and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr Thursday, why don' t they blame them for that he got upset. Keep in mind that mosquitoes, for example, were never given a little bit by nature so that they could bite and rob themselves of vitamin. Oh, come on Mosquitoes bite to rob themselves of vitamin. Of course I do. And you came here to rob yourself of vitamins. Not too, sir, he came here because that scoundrel of three skates. He swindled us ten pesos. It' s not true. That ' s not net and it' s true you' re fo days pesos.
12:24 The Rite What way to slander an honest man? Who is that honest man? Three skaters, I' m gonna say it out of modesty, but that honest man. It' s me who tells me. So you ' re not phony, right, Chico, what a question I have covercars, yeah, I really have garan they' ll tie up. Yes, sir, I' m going to have to do the talk surgery because hey, I don' t want to have to face that, not the truth. Let' s see, Nanina, how was the scam. Well, nothing, Your Honor, that I convinced Bonifase would let him do something to fight flies and get into our tents. At that moment three skates appeared in the store saying that he was selling paper to kill mos and that three partito, you are selling paper to kill flies. Yeah, let it hit, yeah that one that hit, said good and na Nanina, because three skates told us that for ten weight nothing more. We sent a paper stealer to kill the flies. Then we ordered him, paid him the ten fish and you know what he sent us, three patinis, that he sent them a tonga of old humanita newspapers. That' s true, three games. But if that' s the best thing to do to kill the mocha girl, yeah, it' ll be really good. But I put the paper on the counter to try and it was a single fly that stayed there to stand.
13:31 But that paper isn' t used. Yes, ma' am how you feel then no. I didn' t send them a piece of paper apart with all the instructions. You didn' t send me anything, you didn' t finish, you hit yourself, you didn' t miss me. It was already my business for you to complain, because what I sent you is the best role to kill mocha. What he insists on life. No, but what you sent them wasn' t some newspaper thongs, yeah, kid. The only thing I forgot was to tell him how to use it, yes, how to use it the easiest, Chico, to see it was easier, yes, you take cumo and roll it well, rolled and then tie it around the center with a small container to make it safe. There' s no need to get rough if it' s done. Later. Then, you grab the roll by one tip I heard and the monca that puts on your head, yes, it sounds like it' s periodical with the other time. That' s what you call fly- killing paper. Three human games I' m going to make him older. If you feel good about the mocha, it kills her safely, but the fly - killing paper is a paper that sticks and this one also hits. Boy, the harder you get, the harder you get, the harder you get, the better you don' t write it down, and the better the time comes. That went off the hook, since that way, with an object, anyone kills himself equal to a fly. Therefore, you will see or return the ten pesos of the newspapers. Either that or you' re going for the smart vivator. Another Leopoldo Fernández AnÃbaldo de bare Mimical, José Antonio Insua and MiguelÃngel Herrera writes Bispo, production and direction of Baco.
15:03 Lara Iglesias, who speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Friends. Audio Central
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