March 17, 2024

Retraticidio

Retraticidio

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Tremenda Corte, que fue transmitida por décadas en México en las distintas
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The Tremendous Edge This the Tremendous Court
Auqua publishes the tremendous Thursday of the Tremendous

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Court is going to solve a tremendous
case of the night. Secretary. Good

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evening, sir, how you follow
him every day. I' m more

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convinced that everything that happens to me
depends on what I eat. Really,

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yeah,' cause look if I
eat livers, it hurts to bind me,

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and if I eat ribs, my
ribs hurt, and if my coconut

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hurts my coconut. Well, listen, don' t think about eating helmets

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because it' s gonna hurt your
whole body. Pongo makes ten pesos of

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a fine for that council. No, Mr Huey, I do nothing but

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worry about your saloon, which does
ten more so that you don' t

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worry so much blessed and see what
case we have for today. Well,

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a photographer who comes to Tafa,
why they accuse him of Scam for a

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problem there with portraits. Then call
the complicated ones in that retraticide right away.

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Judge, light Maria Na Nanina and
like every day, Rudecinos, Carneiro

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and is Covina, O candenario,
three papitos alar reas. Let' s

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see what' s going on with
you guys today, what three skates have

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made me staff again. Sir,
you went to say that you don'

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t say that yourself. Don'
t listen to him, sir, because

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that' s not true. I
give you my word that there was no

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stage made there. Oh, you
imagine Mr Juve to believe that word.

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Not what you don' t,
ma' am, because that' s

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the same thing you say every day. That will show you that I am

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a man of firm convictions and not
a person like you, who says one

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thing today and says another tomorrow.
Yes, ma' am, if you

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don' t tell me what it
is today Thursday, ah yesterday I asked

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her and told me it was Wednesday. Do me a favor, but you

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hear that, sir You' re
falling. Oh, God, leave it,

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leave it, leave it, leave
it, leave it, leave it,

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Sin tell me rudely what happened to
you with three skates. Well,

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nothing, Doctor, that I was
two thousand and twenty- five years married

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yesterday and you know what. Yempre
gets used to celebrating a little party.

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True, yes, you were honest, a little party or not, but

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I' m taking advantage of you
because you celebrated your silver wedding. It

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' s not exactly that, because
my wife and I just celebrated our pearl

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weddings. What pearl chi and your
women, good, very good, then

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the pearl you are one. You
feel like, three skates that I put

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you 180 days, ah boy and
I don' t feel like anything,

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but you' re going to talk
to you there about a pearl and that

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pearl has to be someone there isn' t like that. Well, sir,

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that means that my wife and I
have been married for thirty years,

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and married for thirty years, pearl
weddings are celebrated. Ah, well,

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I didn' t know that,
too. If you knew, sir,

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you might want to call him a
pearl. I knew it to you.

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No, it wasn' t anyone. No. I don' t know

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you like anyone else at my milestones. Look, I know you like no

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one else. The heart wants him
to think about it, to fall with

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the spinazo ruecin no. If it' s hear? Hey, hey,

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what' s that? One moment
man or you are going to ask me

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to fall like my man for God' s sake. But for the Lord

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to see me that the painting matter
leaves him, let him, let him

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be without truth. Well, now, now, now, now, just

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so I go, don' t
make me carry a duck, stop shutting

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up for you to know three skates. The first year of marriage is celebrated

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the paper wedding, the Tapecio wedding, his ponchi, because today the honeymoon

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is still doing its role. Oh
yeah, but by the second year,

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there' s usually been the first
year so much. So the weddings that

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are celebrated are those of cotton and
there is no wedding of anica and in

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those of cotton is already included the
nica and iodine, mercury chromium. And

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that' s all. Then follow
the leather, the flowers, the wood

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and the iron ones, until in
the seventh year the wool ones are celebrated.

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And because the wool one, because
at seven years of marriage, the

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husband has become used to being a
mancito like a ram. Wool is coming,

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right? And at eight, bronze
is celebrated at eight, and clay

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is celebrated at nine. I'
m still celebrating those. Why aren'

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t you celebrating yet because at nine
years of marriage, my wife, my

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son Rudy Zindo, today is our
mud wedding, so that I don'

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t mud anymore and since that day
she started sweeping me. Ah, we

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' re going to be ten years
old We' re having tube tin weddings.

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It' s okay, because when
you' re ten, it'

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s already a can you know And
when you' re fourteen, when you

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' re fourteen, I don'
t think it' s okay because it

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' s not gonna be okay.
Not because I don' t and I

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don' t. He threw a
thousand slabs on my head long before I

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was 14. If I don'
t argue with him. But those are

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personal matters that the player is not
interested in. Ray' s fine,

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he' s still in all that
boys. At twenty years of age porcelain

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is celebrated and that is not the
same eloa, no, sir, the

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slabs are at fourteen, well,
don' t be full of rosalesposila.

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I repeat that that doesn' t
interest him in playing, but I'

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m not interested in the nonsense you' re making in the explanation and you

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have to listen to her give him
ten pesos of fine and secretary and he

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' s going to keep hearing it. Yeah, he' s gonna see

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what stops. In conclusion, I
will tell you that at twenty- five

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years of age there are silver weddings, thirty pearl weddings and fifty gold weddings

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and seventy- five brilliant weddings.
All right, I' m sorry,

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like a hundred, what fools can
be celebrated to the hundred years of married

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others that you don' t know
no, Mr West' s put on

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a three- moth bone starting from
secretary of the bargains came in or canillas.

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Yeah, you keep it rough.
We agreed that you celebrated your silver

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mode with a little party. It' s not that, yes, Doctor,

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if a party that' s not
mine says so, but it seems

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to me that it looked pretty good, it doesn' t. It'

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s not the girl. No,
no, Mr Judge, there were sweet

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bites, liquors of all kinds because
rudely he got tired of opening bottles.

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Not that, yeah, it'
s see the rooster look. If he

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would open a bottle, this man
who arrived at a time when he could

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no longer open a bottle, what
happened to him. His arm' s

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tired. He didn' t ender
from taking out a small car. I

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didn' t see myself in solving
dromosov I endow it to ching. It

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was an inntle that I had in
my hand. It' s what I

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have. No, sir, it' s steak. There' s no

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ring, a tell you that'
s ringet. In fact, yes,

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not that Sabelete did, say it, uh, say it, no,

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yes, I learned it already.
This tere is tinnet was opened in the

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bottle with a stout. When you
hear me, everyone would pull, right,

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no, doctor, no, because
what I was doing was a wine

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punch with water. He realizes,
let' s go. You mixed the

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wine with water. Yes, doctor, yes, to everyone who arrived,

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for I gave him a divine glass
with water and, to keep me calm,

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I only took half of a glass
to my own, not half of

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the punch as half of the punch
yes, I or there was water and

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I drank the wine. Nothing more. Me then, well and what can

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go. I' m going to
a natural man, my dear doctor,

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I wanted to get one of my
wife' s photos and I invited them

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to the party to send them to
the newspapers so that they would be in

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the social chronicle. I didn'
t see on the pages of the fifths

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and this is very nice and three
skates. Then he told me he was

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in charge of taking that picture.
Yeah. There' s three games from

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now on you photographers. Yeah,
what' s it coming from? I

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' m not gonna pre me not
for that smile of yours, no yeah,

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I wanted to make musicians. You
know, but it turns out I

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was suspended on the musical instrument test, the musical instrument test, both what

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' s used to play the puetor. Why did they suspend him on the

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instruments more because teacher asked me boy
what is the guitar and I told him

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next what he said and with the
ghetto is a trumento of strings, instrument

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of color and them. Then he
asked me again what the cornetin is and

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the corne has an instrument of totium. He comes to see if you'

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re the metal instrument. So,
in fact. So he asked me the

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question You what is the three and
I answered him the sailor does not come

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to Ay then you could not make
musician, I did not have to dedicate

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myself to photographer. Tucha, then
you' re a photographer now. Yeah,

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I' m an impetialist photographer for
Bora Botizo now. Evening party above

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all hole me in family evening,
not in evening, not in family,

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not in veiled photographs. I don' t know what happens to me that

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every five pictures I take, veilo, four, bump at least really.

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You went to talk about the seventh
veil. Yeah, well, I'

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ll watch it too Chinese. Don' t tell me as a photographer.

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It' s a good trash,
what you' re a dog killer,

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what you exactly and a good installer. He also doesn' t hear me

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saying scammer to me after I was
so gentle that I gave him a kke

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for his parties. Compadre, he
gave you a small ksi, a very

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beautiful little cake, especially the truth
told me cheap. How much it cost

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him 75 kilos, how cheap in
what candy he bought it. No,

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I didn' t buy it in
any of the series where you bought it

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then in the fey gas, in
the secre' s favorite. Don'

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t tell me to take it.
He sold to you what to be sold

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to me so who that keke was. Well, it was a guy there

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who was going to shit about three
years ago, but at the last minute

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the bride God stains back and then
he, not to lose everything, pawned

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the wedding kake in forty felt it, but then it was that it had

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to be already as hard as a
stone. Well, yeah, no,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, but
it was a little rough. Yeah,

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but realize it was for rouvecitas that
rubén without is not hard too. Oh,

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that' s all right, I' ll tell you what. You

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ate that ke wasn' t kake
you had a gypsy arm, a hug,

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but you ate it. Or he' s leaving for all the men.

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I see well what you did with
him. Three skates. I took

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him to the no liech to cucusita
you like that and I didn' t

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just turn him down anymore. No, I don' t. She'

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s very fine, not known,
uh very fine. It' s very

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fine. It' s so thin
it looks like a broomstick Look fine.

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Well, yeah, that' s
a little bit. The vitamin speaks,

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misses, but that' s what
the gentleman bargained for. The truth is

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frank. But of course, you
like it, if that' s good,

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not people. I don' t
like the stains on seven, not

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bad like that, but hey it' s the beautiful sister or how I

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like to look at the hand.
I don' t know why you don

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' t marry the sister, because
she doesn' t like to take me

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away. I don' t know. Well, the hard end is what

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happened to you with three skates.
Well, nothing doctor who' s three

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skates, he promised to take a
dozen pictures of me. Two midgets,

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twelve, twelve, one photo,
two scenes. Let' s take pictures

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of the guests. They' re
the party by paying five pesos that I

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paid him in advance, and that
wasn' t very cheap. Well,

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Judge de ole albertí that I wasn' t willing to spend much on that

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that if I was going to get
expensive, because I didn' t want

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to give pictures because really the important
thing in the social chronicles are not the

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photographs that is published, what things
it is in pros feet of engraving that

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the chroniclers put on it, which
is where they tell one the right gentleman,

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the wealthy, merchants and everyone.
That coward you know, well,

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but three skates didn' t take
the picture. Yes, Mr Cuez,

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but he showed up with a useless
photo, because in that photo you can

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' t tell anyone apart. Why
can' t anyone be distinguished, because

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you can' t see anyone'
s face. As a doctor he portrayed

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everyone there and the painting down.
Well, but the blame for that was

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you Roeci no, because I thought
that was what you wanted. Little spell,

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God, but how would I want
that mate, I don' t

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know, but you told me.
I' m sure another one for you.

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Boy tell me to see what chilote
to see look at. Mr Well,

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when we competed to deal with the
matter in the rocin photograph you didn

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' t tell me I don'
t want to get expensive. Aha if

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I get expensive, I don'
t want the photographers, but that was

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telling them that I didn' t
want them to cost you much good,

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but I thought it was that I
didn' t want them to come out

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face in the picture. So I
thought it' s okay, because I

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don' t picture people' s
faces and I already tell you and you

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didn' t try to make any
statements like that. Not boy, but

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he' s in place on the
s that he insisted. Yes, because

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I told you then I don'
t want pictures of the faces and he

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told me no, because they are
for the social chronicle and there the important

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things are what God blessed foot,
but I was talking about the engraving feet.

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I thought I was talking about people' s feet, like you had

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or got white on, and I
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portrayed. Ah yes, write there, Secretary, come people. The crime

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is unclear, but the language clearly
shows that you are a very rare photographer.

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I absolve him, for there is
no reason to impose a sanction on

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him, but that does forbid him
to practice the profession with Leopoldo Fernández,

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Aníbal de mar Limi, cal Adolfo
Otero and Junito Díaz. He writes Castor

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Obispo, production and direction of Paco
Lara until then, Manuelo Iglesias, who

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speaks to them, tells them very
good luck. Friends. Audio Central