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The tremendous court- to- public
hearing, the tremendous judge of the tremendous

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court- to- be, is
going to solve a tremendous case. Night,

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Secretary, good night, Your Honor, how health follows. Tell me

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about it. What happens to me
doesn' t happen to anyone. And

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that, sir, has happened to
you. After every night, before bed

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I have to take two tablets for
the liver, but I always forget when

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I' m lying down, I
remember the blessed tablets, I get up

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dark, I go to the window, I open it, I look for

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the box of the tablets groovy.
I take out two tablets, take it,

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close the box, put it in
place and go back to bed.

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And what, then, that I
felt the best and every time I said

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you have to see that I like
those tablets. But this morning, when

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I figured they' d be over
by now, I went to see the

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ones I had left, and when
I opened the box, I saw that

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I was buried. Not even one
tablet was missing. But, yes,

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I played that what had happened before, because I didn' t know how

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to explain it until in that my
wife, who was fixing the window,

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said suddenly, uh, who would
be walking me in the box of the

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buttons that I lack, like,
four dozen measures, Judge, you had

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been eating the buttons. Yeah,
figure now historical. I don' t

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know if we' re going to
a doctor or a seamstress, but we

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' re just gonna see if we
work out what case we have for now

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a scam? What' s that
scam about is one guy who accuses another

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of cheating on him in selling a
lla dog. I' ve had the

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hard times in that perricide right away. Judge, light Maria Nananina, here

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bed such a rough day Caldeiro and
Escoviña, so candelario, three skates alar

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rea. Okay, well, let' s see who the defendant is.

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Three skates, Mr Jey that there
is no way to regenerate and well that

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no doctor, why don' t
you just send him to go pines to

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the island of pro for God.
It doesn' t roar without pity,

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of course, because of the climbing
site that nothing. Who pitys me is

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not you, oh no and who
is pine island, because you are able

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to steal all the pines and leave
the island bare and tell me rudely what

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made you three skates. You swindled
me twenty pesos, Your Honor, how

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did you swindle them by selling me
a fake dog? A fake dog?

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Yes, Doctor, yes, something
unheard of verdiriminous. You know what you

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mean. Unheard of, I'
m not going to know rudely. That

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' s what anybody knows. Hey, I didn' t create it,

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tor no. There' s a
lot of people who don' t know.

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You think so, man, I
think so, and I know it

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myself, without going any more.
I don' t know why you say

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it, because I heard you tell
others and the truth, doctor, it

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' s a word I like and
it sounds nice for you to find out.

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Unheard of means something that has never
been heard, that has never been

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heard. Don' t tell me
then, the nose is unheard of.

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How the nose three games, what
does the nose have to do with what

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we' re talking about one says
that unheard is what has never been heard.

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Yeah, well, the nose'
s never been heard. It'

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s always been a nose. Two
pesos fine for Shabonu. But hey,

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I got revenge on my mouth.
Tell me rudely how it was about the

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forged dog, for you will see, doctor, it turns out that here

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the ecobia Luz Maria Nina was very
eager to have a dog of the rude

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moment, what did you say to
you, to Mandanina Ecobia, what is

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Ecovia? Well, Doctor, Covia
is being such a thing as if you

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were saying Cumbila? Cumbia, Cumbia, what' s Cumbala? Well,

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Jumbila' s been a thing as
if you were really saying ecobia, yes.

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Well, ten pesos has been a
thing as if you were saying a

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fine. Yes, but I'
m not going to say a fine,

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it doesn' t matter, I' m going to pay it right now

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for saying words that don' t
understand justice, but you don' t

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know girl doto no, sir,
it' s barbarity, what a lack

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of culture. Ten more pesos for
that comment. God, luck, you

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' re a judge and I can' t mess with you, I'

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m not saying a moment. If
that' s the way it is,

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I' ll take off my robe
and get stuck because I' m a

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very man. Hail Mary, oh
neither bird nor Mary, a very man.

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All right, man boy. No
one' s arguing with you.

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You' re gonna hit him now
like I' m not gonna hit him

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not with him threatening me anything,
mare, and I' m gonna take

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it easy, for ray now,
thanks for nothing. Tell me, Anani,

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it' s not true that you
wanted to have a wool doggy.

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Yes, sir, because I really
like animals. Ha exactly, Doctor,

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that' s why you like me. Don' t tell me you like

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it for that, yes, I
say don' t wait for me.

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I want to say that I also
like animals and that that' s why

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a Nanina and I get along because
we have the same tastes. Oh,

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come on. And that' s
good, because I knew that Nana Niné

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was crazy to have a wool doggy
and she gave the unfortunate chance that three

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skates showed up at my establishment proposing
a puppy that was a beautiful cap to

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Doctor Lentilito, little girl, the
truth, such a beautiful or beautiful and

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a beautiful chi the most beautiful of
all, because they were five brothers Chico,

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now five brothers. Yeah,'
cause it turns out Mommy had a

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hit. Yeah, he doesn'
t have a pearl. He can'

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t produce the ra. There are
times that month, the months of two

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months the firewood and one day he
hits it. That' s it.

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He had five slaps, not three
games. What he had were five puppies

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and what I said they. You
said you had five puppies and what you

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had were five puppies. Yeah,
not guys. It was the bitch who

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had it. Of course, it
was the bitch. And then I'

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m saying I had it. Done, I didn' t say I had

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it. You say it' s
not five pups, it' s five

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pups. Ah, tell it.
No, and since you know it was

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five because you told me by playing, I said that, boy, right

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now, three skates. You didn' t tell me, right now,

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that bitch had had five puppies.
Dieo I said five buckets, yes,

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but they' re puppies. You
say it no and how he knows they

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are. If you haven' t
seen it, I' m going to

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beg you not to spoil my nervous
system. I' m delicate about health

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and for me that you form that
argument to see if you give me an

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attack and send me to the other
neighborhood. Me. But listen to me

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if I love you uncle hears me
like the girls of my eyes boys,

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what you love me yes, because
every time I tell you. Mommy,

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I tell you, Mommy, I
have two girls in my eyes that I

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love them very much. Right.
Well, Mr Judge, I love him

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as if he were another girl,
another girl who I mated ten pesos of

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fine for the little girl. But
he hears me. The mouth is falling.

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I said it. You keep it
tough. You' re three skates.

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He proposed the sale of a Lana
dog. Yes, doctor, a

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beautiful puppy, just a little weird. I didn' t really miss the

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look of that animal a little bit, but anyway, obviously I don'

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t understand much about dogs and that
one was pretty. I asked three skates

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how much they wanted for the dog
and the one who said no. The

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dog didn' t tell me anything. I ask what three skates said to

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the dog. Not to you,
ah told me thirty pesos. I told

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him that I thought it was a
little expensive. We didn' t haggle

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a bit, and I finally got
him to leave it at 20 pesos.

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Nothing more. Then you bought the
dog. Yes, sir Yes, I

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gave the 20 pesos to three skates. I carried the doggy. I took

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it to Ana Nanina and she was
so happy that she even gave me a

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little kiss in one ear and I' m all confused. I didn'

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t give him this little kiss like
no, no, no, no,

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sir, of that nothing man and
a dampness that I felt here in one

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when I was giving him the puppy. Well, that was a kiss,

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but I didn' t give it
to him and who gave it to me

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then the dog that was saying goodbye
to you. Oh, come on,

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man. But anyway, doctor.
Anyway, Nana Nina was very happy with

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her Lana puppy and I was very
satisfied with the purchase. That' s

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the truth. No. But the
next day it occurred to me to go

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see Nana Nina and hear me,
Your Honor, she was with me made

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a beast, because I thought you
had made fun of me. No,

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no, no, Nanina, the
one who got rid of the rolef was

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three skaters when he sold me that
dog, well the little oak, but

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go in the mouth that I wanted
street in the mouth what happens boy,

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here I can not talk and eight
here you can not talk of the accusation

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to arrive me, to arrive me. You' re fine with the conspiración

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and you' re going to make
a fool of yourself. You can'

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t answer anything here until I don' t ask you what you think or

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not, that you ask me when
I answer you don' t, Mr

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Aeta, there' s that thing
that' s the least touching to me

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how crazy it bothers you, compadre, because I have to please you when

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you ask me and look at trepactines, when you go to a game,

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because I think you should know that
better than I do, because you spend

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your life in the player. The
judge first asks the accuser why he accuses.

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Then what makes his accusation. So
the defendant says if it' s

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true or if it' s a
lie. Try to find a way to

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say it' s a lie,
what' s happened, what' s

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innocent. Then you have to say
when I ask you to make me see

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you innocent. There I have to
say that I am. I don'

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t know if I' m three
ducks and I' m not innocent.

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Boy, I don' t tell
him. You don' t know you

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' ve committed the fifty Robert offense
that' s going to be that.

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I' m not talking to you
about that. I' m not telling

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you to look at me I'
m with you I' m fair I

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know. What I want is to
be be benevolent porte nemolo with you neo,

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yes, sir, your name is
not oto is benevolent. No.

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Sir, I' m the Judge. What I want you to listen to

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me is that I would not want
to see you any more around here You

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want me to go see me.
No. No, sir, I'

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m in business, no, no, but it' s not business for

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me. I' d rather not
tell Rudecindo that he' s the one

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who accuses you. So shut your
mouth. Now explain to Nanina why you

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put on a beast with Rudecinto,
when Rudecinto was so kind to you that

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he gave her a wool doggy.
Well, because the first day, Mr

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Neck, everything went very well,
but the second day I noticed that the

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poor little animal scratched himself like a
desperate one. Well, that' s

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what it would be like for Ustele
to have hit pulgalanimal. Ma' am,

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you see that' s not the
case, sir Well, that'

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s the thing about her beating him
in the flea. No, yeah,

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he' s on his head.
Dogs have flea. That' s stuck

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to your thumbs, too. No, sir you' ve fallen to me,

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you know lions, no, I
haven' t dropped anything. You

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understand me no and and stop daring
and freshness. Singa you to Nanina,

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what have you done when you saw
that the dog scratched so figurate you,

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Mr Neck, I grabbed the poor
animal I put into the bath to give

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it a good soap. But listen
to me, buddy, I wish you

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' d seen that dog stay.
When I wet him, he went over,

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shrunk, no, but he dropped
him but you didn' t get

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him wet anymore. She dropped the
whole lar and was completely peeled. No,

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but it wasn' t a dog
in front. What was it going

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to be, Mr Wey was a
little satic, and all the wool he

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had was glued to him with rubber, the poor little animal in his hair.

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Or I' ll tell you,
you paid 20 pesos for that noise.

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Yes, sir no, tell me, yes, sir it seemed to

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be a lie that this gentleman is
always cheating on you. And what'

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s my fault for that, Doctor, for God' s sake, what

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' s my fault for that?
Twenty pesos, twenty pesos off, twenty

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pesos of my soul, honestly earned
with the sweat of my face. Now

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let' s say you if I
don' t have the right to be

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fucked up. Yes, sir,
you have a right. Oh, well,

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I thought you were gonna say no,' cause you' re as

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oquete as all that. Ten pesos
of bull I pay with pleasure the doctor.

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The satisfaction of calling him a skunk
is worth twenty, at least twenty

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weights. Ah so far not a
kilo bad that already is a price quite

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racáyase your mouth thank you very much
for nothing you want to drink something.

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Nothing better for me. You fall
there and it' s that three skates,

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another where the losing dog goes after
the other, the other side,

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there again pocras tafitas of yours.
Right. Yeah, because you know that

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life hears is getting expensive and you
have to fight the hard one for not

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telling him, no, you lose
Green, no, no, Chico,

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today I tell you there was no
stage there like no no, because what

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happens is that that puppy is not
of pure race, you know, it

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is of breed Mirta, Mirja,
mixed, mixed, mixed mixed of mixed

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Chihuahua and mat boy like Chihuahua and
mattresses. Yeah,' cause the puppy

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was Chihuahua. Yeah, you know
what Chihuahua is. Yes, sir,

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it' s neither unheard of nor
ecobias, not Chihuahua, Chihuahua. You

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know that. Well, Perrito misses
Chihuahua. That' s me, then,

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when I got to him at the
Chihuahua thing. Chihuahua is a Mexican

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state where puppies come from. That' s right, right. Well,

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it turns out not. No,
no, no, no, no that

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' s not like that no,
no, Chihuahua is a word composed of

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chi that means chi and Guahua,
which means orming. No, Mr Chihuahua

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is what I tell you, sure, sure. Well, king, well,

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as a doggy, that' s
Chihuahua. But what I would cry

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if I didn' t want was
a wool dog. So I started thinking

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and I thought about where I got
the wool and I got it out of

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there, where from the mattress of
my camachi. And you don' t

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know that' s a scam.
Whatever the mattress on my bed is,

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it' s a staffa chin No. What made you sell a sato dog

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disguised as wool dog is a scam. Well, what happens is that in

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wool dogs it comes from the lawyer
of other countries and the one I sold

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to ruehindo is a wool dog of
national manufacture. How Nanina manufactures. That

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dog has its seal and all glued, so that' s a product of

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the country not beam bobería what that
dog is a good trash. That'

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s right, well, then,
but how ignorant are the women of turbans,

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boys, explain it to them,
Mr Juep, so that they agree,

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so that they become convinced. You
know I' m right, because

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that' s right. You think
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Man, sure look. The other
day she called me an old girl of

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several years old, she did want
a canary in the poor little one,

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but I didn' t have a
canary for sale. Not what I would

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have done. No, guys,
no, you don' t know business,

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don' t and let them be
distracted. Man, I grabbed a

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cat and painted it yellow. You
painted a cat, yellow me and paint

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it and yellow it inside and out. I certainly told myself a terrible job

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boy, because every time I was
going to paint it inside the cat I

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would shut my mouth cha. But
you finally painted it like no boy.

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When I finished painting him, I
made him a little bit of pretty conditioned

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wood. I hit him with some
cardboard salts. I took it to the

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old lady and told her here it
is, ma' am, it'

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s the giant size that he comes
out cheaper and what he tells me.

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I told you it was the giant
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pesos I charged him for that canary. Like that canary, it would be

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for that good cat, but the
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That' s not going to be
discussed with her, by the way,

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when she saw him, she told
me. Oh son first time you see

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a four- legged scoundrel, but
I cleared it up right away. It

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' s not because that' s
a new model, ma' am,

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a new model of canary that Americans
just invented. He' s a quadruped

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canary and you charged him fourteen and
a half pesos for the small casi.

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There' s no cheap cellanism,
because it was the job of painting a

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canary. Hey, paint me a
canary, paint a cat. I mean

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to paint a cat to pass as
a canary and I said listen to nothing

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else inside goes more money to scribe
and secretary, come the sentence when selling

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that doggy so absurd and so strange. You' ve committed a deception,

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a scam and a crime and like
me you' re never iron and you

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' re nothing but a fake.
Thirty days for the dog and fifteen days

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for the canary. O Leopoldo Fernández, Aníbal de mar Milical, Adolfo Otero

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and MiguelÁngel Herrera write spending itself, production and direction. Vacolara Manolo Iglesias,

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who speaks to them, tells them
very good luck. Friends, Audio Santa