Perricidio

0:04 The tremendous court- to- public hearing, the tremendous judge of the tremendous court- to- be, is going to solve a tremendous case. Night, Secretary, good night, Your Honor, how health follows. Tell me about it. What happens to me doesn' t happen to anyone. And that, sir, has happened to you. After every night, before bed I have to take two tablets for the liver, but I always forget when I' m lying down, I remember the blessed tablets, I get up dark, I go to the window, I open it, I look for the box of the tablets groovy. I take out two tablets, take it, close the box, put it in place and go back to bed.

0:55 And what, then, that I felt the best and every time I said you have to see that I like those tablets. But this morning, when I figured they' d be over by now, I went to see the ones I had left, and when I opened the box, I saw that I was buried. Not even one tablet was missing. But, yes, I played that what had happened before, because I didn' t know how to explain it until in that my wife, who was fixing the window, said suddenly, uh, who would be walking me in the box of the buttons that I lack, like, four dozen measures, Judge, you had been eating the buttons. Yeah, figure now historical. I don' t know if we' re going to a doctor or a seamstress, but we ' re just gonna see if we work out what case we have for now a scam? What' s that scam about is one guy who accuses another of cheating on him in selling a lla dog. I' ve had the hard times in that perricide right away. Judge, light Maria Nananina, here bed such a rough day Caldeiro and Escoviña, so candelario, three skates alar rea. Okay, well, let' s see who the defendant is.

2:07 Three skates, Mr Jey that there is no way to regenerate and well that no doctor, why don' t you just send him to go pines to the island of pro for God. It doesn' t roar without pity, of course, because of the climbing site that nothing. Who pitys me is not you, oh no and who is pine island, because you are able to steal all the pines and leave the island bare and tell me rudely what made you three skates. You swindled me twenty pesos, Your Honor, how did you swindle them by selling me a fake dog? A fake dog? Yes, Doctor, yes, something unheard of verdiriminous. You know what you mean. Unheard of, I' m not going to know rudely. That ' s what anybody knows. Hey, I didn' t create it, tor no. There' s a lot of people who don' t know.

2:53 You think so, man, I think so, and I know it myself, without going any more. I don' t know why you say it, because I heard you tell others and the truth, doctor, it ' s a word I like and it sounds nice for you to find out. Unheard of means something that has never been heard, that has never been heard. Don' t tell me then, the nose is unheard of. How the nose three games, what does the nose have to do with what we' re talking about one says that unheard is what has never been heard. Yeah, well, the nose' s never been heard. It' s always been a nose. Two pesos fine for Shabonu. But hey, I got revenge on my mouth. Tell me rudely how it was about the forged dog, for you will see, doctor, it turns out that here the ecobia Luz Maria Nina was very eager to have a dog of the rude moment, what did you say to you, to Mandanina Ecobia, what is Ecovia? Well, Doctor, Covia is being such a thing as if you were saying Cumbila? Cumbia, Cumbia, what' s Cumbala? Well, Jumbila' s been a thing as if you were really saying ecobia, yes.

4:00 Well, ten pesos has been a thing as if you were saying a fine. Yes, but I' m not going to say a fine, it doesn' t matter, I' m going to pay it right now for saying words that don' t understand justice, but you don' t know girl doto no, sir, it' s barbarity, what a lack of culture. Ten more pesos for that comment. God, luck, you ' re a judge and I can' t mess with you, I' m not saying a moment. If that' s the way it is, I' ll take off my robe and get stuck because I' m a very man. Hail Mary, oh neither bird nor Mary, a very man. All right, man boy. No one' s arguing with you. You' re gonna hit him now like I' m not gonna hit him not with him threatening me anything, mare, and I' m gonna take it easy, for ray now, thanks for nothing. Tell me, Anani, it' s not true that you wanted to have a wool doggy.

4:46 Yes, sir, because I really like animals. Ha exactly, Doctor, that' s why you like me. Don' t tell me you like it for that, yes, I say don' t wait for me. I want to say that I also like animals and that that' s why a Nanina and I get along because we have the same tastes. Oh, come on. And that' s good, because I knew that Nana Niné was crazy to have a wool doggy and she gave the unfortunate chance that three skates showed up at my establishment proposing a puppy that was a beautiful cap to Doctor Lentilito, little girl, the truth, such a beautiful or beautiful and a beautiful chi the most beautiful of all, because they were five brothers Chico, now five brothers. Yeah,' cause it turns out Mommy had a hit. Yeah, he doesn' t have a pearl. He can' t produce the ra. There are times that month, the months of two months the firewood and one day he hits it. That' s it.

5:46 He had five slaps, not three games. What he had were five puppies and what I said they. You said you had five puppies and what you had were five puppies. Yeah, not guys. It was the bitch who had it. Of course, it was the bitch. And then I' m saying I had it. Done, I didn' t say I had it. You say it' s not five pups, it' s five pups. Ah, tell it. No, and since you know it was five because you told me by playing, I said that, boy, right now, three skates. You didn' t tell me, right now, that bitch had had five puppies. Dieo I said five buckets, yes, but they' re puppies. You say it no and how he knows they are. If you haven' t seen it, I' m going to beg you not to spoil my nervous system. I' m delicate about health and for me that you form that argument to see if you give me an attack and send me to the other neighborhood. Me. But listen to me if I love you uncle hears me like the girls of my eyes boys, what you love me yes, because every time I tell you. Mommy, I tell you, Mommy, I have two girls in my eyes that I love them very much. Right. Well, Mr Judge, I love him as if he were another girl, another girl who I mated ten pesos of fine for the little girl. But he hears me. The mouth is falling.

6:58 I said it. You keep it tough. You' re three skates. He proposed the sale of a Lana dog. Yes, doctor, a beautiful puppy, just a little weird. I didn' t really miss the look of that animal a little bit, but anyway, obviously I don' t understand much about dogs and that one was pretty. I asked three skates how much they wanted for the dog and the one who said no. The dog didn' t tell me anything. I ask what three skates said to the dog. Not to you, ah told me thirty pesos. I told him that I thought it was a little expensive. We didn' t haggle a bit, and I finally got him to leave it at 20 pesos.

7:39 Nothing more. Then you bought the dog. Yes, sir Yes, I gave the 20 pesos to three skates. I carried the doggy. I took it to Ana Nanina and she was so happy that she even gave me a little kiss in one ear and I' m all confused. I didn' t give him this little kiss like no, no, no, no, sir, of that nothing man and a dampness that I felt here in one when I was giving him the puppy. Well, that was a kiss, but I didn' t give it to him and who gave it to me then the dog that was saying goodbye to you. Oh, come on, man. But anyway, doctor. Anyway, Nana Nina was very happy with her Lana puppy and I was very satisfied with the purchase. That' s the truth. No. But the next day it occurred to me to go see Nana Nina and hear me, Your Honor, she was with me made a beast, because I thought you had made fun of me. No, no, no, Nanina, the one who got rid of the rolef was three skaters when he sold me that dog, well the little oak, but go in the mouth that I wanted street in the mouth what happens boy, here I can not talk and eight here you can not talk of the accusation to arrive me, to arrive me. You' re fine with the conspiración and you' re going to make a fool of yourself. You can' t answer anything here until I don' t ask you what you think or not, that you ask me when I answer you don' t, Mr Aeta, there' s that thing that' s the least touching to me how crazy it bothers you, compadre, because I have to please you when you ask me and look at trepactines, when you go to a game,

9:09 because I think you should know that better than I do, because you spend your life in the player. The judge first asks the accuser why he accuses. Then what makes his accusation. So the defendant says if it' s true or if it' s a lie. Try to find a way to say it' s a lie, what' s happened, what' s innocent. Then you have to say when I ask you to make me see you innocent. There I have to say that I am. I don' t know if I' m three ducks and I' m not innocent. Boy, I don' t tell him. You don' t know you ' ve committed the fifty Robert offense that' s going to be that. I' m not talking to you about that. I' m not telling you to look at me I' m with you I' m fair I know. What I want is to be be benevolent porte nemolo with you neo, yes, sir, your name is not oto is benevolent. No.

9:56 Sir, I' m the Judge. What I want you to listen to me is that I would not want to see you any more around here You want me to go see me. No. No, sir, I' m in business, no, no, but it' s not business for me. I' d rather not tell Rudecindo that he' s the one who accuses you. So shut your mouth. Now explain to Nanina why you put on a beast with Rudecinto, when Rudecinto was so kind to you that he gave her a wool doggy. Well, because the first day, Mr Neck, everything went very well, but the second day I noticed that the poor little animal scratched himself like a desperate one. Well, that' s what it would be like for Ustele to have hit pulgalanimal. Ma' am, you see that' s not the case, sir Well, that' s the thing about her beating him in the flea. No, yeah, he' s on his head. Dogs have flea. That' s stuck to your thumbs, too. No, sir you' ve fallen to me, you know lions, no, I haven' t dropped anything. You understand me no and and stop daring and freshness. Singa you to Nanina, what have you done when you saw that the dog scratched so figurate you, Mr Neck, I grabbed the poor animal I put into the bath to give it a good soap. But listen to me, buddy, I wish you ' d seen that dog stay. When I wet him, he went over, shrunk, no, but he dropped him but you didn' t get him wet anymore. She dropped the whole lar and was completely peeled. No, but it wasn' t a dog in front. What was it going to be, Mr Wey was a little satic, and all the wool he had was glued to him with rubber, the poor little animal in his hair.

11:26 Or I' ll tell you, you paid 20 pesos for that noise. Yes, sir no, tell me, yes, sir it seemed to be a lie that this gentleman is always cheating on you. And what' s my fault for that, Doctor, for God' s sake, what ' s my fault for that? Twenty pesos, twenty pesos off, twenty pesos of my soul, honestly earned with the sweat of my face. Now let' s say you if I don' t have the right to be fucked up. Yes, sir, you have a right. Oh, well, I thought you were gonna say no,' cause you' re as oquete as all that. Ten pesos of bull I pay with pleasure the doctor. The satisfaction of calling him a skunk is worth twenty, at least twenty weights. Ah so far not a kilo bad that already is a price quite racáyase your mouth thank you very much for nothing you want to drink something.

12:13 Nothing better for me. You fall there and it' s that three skates, another where the losing dog goes after the other, the other side, there again pocras tafitas of yours. Right. Yeah, because you know that life hears is getting expensive and you have to fight the hard one for not telling him, no, you lose Green, no, no, Chico, today I tell you there was no stage there like no no, because what happens is that that puppy is not of pure race, you know, it is of breed Mirta, Mirja, mixed, mixed, mixed mixed of mixed Chihuahua and mat boy like Chihuahua and mattresses. Yeah,' cause the puppy was Chihuahua. Yeah, you know what Chihuahua is. Yes, sir, it' s neither unheard of nor ecobias, not Chihuahua, Chihuahua. You know that. Well, Perrito misses Chihuahua. That' s me, then, when I got to him at the Chihuahua thing. Chihuahua is a Mexican state where puppies come from. That' s right, right. Well, it turns out not. No, no, no, no, no that ' s not like that no, no, Chihuahua is a word composed of chi that means chi and Guahua, which means orming. No, Mr Chihuahua is what I tell you, sure, sure. Well, king, well, as a doggy, that' s Chihuahua. But what I would cry if I didn' t want was a wool dog. So I started thinking and I thought about where I got the wool and I got it out of there, where from the mattress of my camachi. And you don' t

13:46 know that' s a scam. Whatever the mattress on my bed is, it' s a staffa chin No. What made you sell a sato dog disguised as wool dog is a scam. Well, what happens is that in wool dogs it comes from the lawyer of other countries and the one I sold to ruehindo is a wool dog of national manufacture. How Nanina manufactures. That dog has its seal and all glued, so that' s a product of the country not beam bobería what that dog is a good trash. That' s right, well, then, but how ignorant are the women of turbans, boys, explain it to them, Mr Juep, so that they agree, so that they become convinced. You know I' m right, because that' s right. You think that' s the way it is.

14:30 Man, sure look. The other day she called me an old girl of several years old, she did want a canary in the poor little one, but I didn' t have a canary for sale. Not what I would have done. No, guys, no, you don' t know business, don' t and let them be distracted. Man, I grabbed a cat and painted it yellow. You painted a cat, yellow me and paint it and yellow it inside and out. I certainly told myself a terrible job boy, because every time I was going to paint it inside the cat I would shut my mouth cha. But you finally painted it like no boy. When I finished painting him, I made him a little bit of pretty conditioned wood. I hit him with some cardboard salts. I took it to the old lady and told her here it is, ma' am, it' s the giant size that he comes out cheaper and what he tells me.

15:18 I told you it was the giant size. Yes, fourteen and a half pesos I charged him for that canary. Like that canary, it would be for that good cat, but the old one thought it was a canary. That' s not going to be discussed with her, by the way, when she saw him, she told me. Oh son first time you see a four- legged scoundrel, but I cleared it up right away. It ' s not because that' s a new model, ma' am, a new model of canary that Americans just invented. He' s a quadruped canary and you charged him fourteen and a half pesos for the small casi. There' s no cheap cellanism, because it was the job of painting a canary. Hey, paint me a canary, paint a cat. I mean to paint a cat to pass as a canary and I said listen to nothing else inside goes more money to scribe and secretary, come the sentence when selling that doggy so absurd and so strange. You' ve committed a deception, a scam and a crime and like me you' re never iron and you ' re nothing but a fake. Thirty days for the dog and fifteen days for the canary. O Leopoldo Fernández, Aníbal de mar Milical, Adolfo Otero and MiguelÁngel Herrera write spending itself, production and direction. Vacolara Manolo Iglesias, who speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Friends, Audio Santa