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The tremendous Orte? The tremendous cut? Public hearing, the tremendous Judge of

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the tremendous Court? He' s
gonna solve a hell of a case.

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Good evening, Secretary, very good
night, Your Honor, how you feel

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about health, how bad you are. Today dawned again with the liver to

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the vinaigrette of vera, so that
I walk carefully, because today I feel

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in a bad mood and come with
bad fleas. Well, then it seems

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a little bit like do me the
favor so they won' t jump me

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the leaks, listen, Secretary,
the punches that I say are moral fleas

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that don' t jump ah they' re not handcuffs, no, sir,

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and put on a fine weight for
not correctly understanding what you were told.

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No, but I don' t
want to protest you, sir,

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and see what case we have today, a lady who accuses a veterinary apprentice

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of accusing him of mistreating a dog. Ah, just the complicated in that

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kennel right away. Lord Joe,
Light Mary not Nanina, seen not every

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day roughing flesh. I' m
covina, ge or be a candlestick,

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three skates a la rea. Well, let' s see who accuses here

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a servant, sir who what happens
to you, I know that I have

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a dog in my house called a
nicanor, a very cute dog, sir

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was and, above all, very
smart. Smart what, ma' am,

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that what' s diligent about that
dog that should do a lot of

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things, for example, knows how
to stand on two legs, well and

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what like what? This has no
merit man for God, who is going

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to have Lord, it is ah
seems not bad for Na Nina to see,

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to see, to see that that
has been to which it seems to

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me they are amenable. How I' m gonna stand on two legs,

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three skates. You don' t
know that, sir, because I don

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' t have legs, but feet
to ten pesos for that disrespect for justice.

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But leave me alone, it'
s just that I believe that pipe

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The voice has a good ten pesos
more. You follow Nanina what happened to

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that dog. Well nothing, sir, because I always have it, very

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clean, very bathed. But the
other day I got away from home and

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there were two hours walking around the
neighborhood and when he came back to my

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house, you know he had ticks. Ma' am, for God'

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s sake man, you say tick
that sounds really ugly there as I'

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m going to say then parasitic insects
from the families of the frogs. Learn

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to say it, as we say
veterinarians, which is more elegant, but

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you are a veterinarian. Rudecir Yes, Mr Veterinary, expert in all kinds

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of quad to serve you I did
more thanks. I don' t ask

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you about the family, because I
guess taking care of you will be all

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very healthy. Not for a moment, but you' re not going to

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attend to my family. Then you
don' t serve me either, but

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I didn' t mean it wrong
for a doctor. I offered it to

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myself in case I had a dog
that needed my service. The secretary puts

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a fine on him so he won' t be so helpful. Thank you

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so much. You' re welcome
to continue in Nanina. What did you

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do when you saw that your dog
had gripped you, sir was that I

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got very sad because I love Nicanor
very much, but then three pati of

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what he says, says he is
studying veterinary. No. No. Don

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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? I wouldn'
t give it, ma' am or

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what I say, because I'
m really a veterinarian apprentice, veterinarian apprentice,

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so he' s just a donkey
apprentice. Man, how, how,

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what things am I a donkey apprentice. All right, teacher and studies,

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Doctor, I can tie myself with
three sideburns. No, sir in

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the game, you can' t
flirt with anyone Thank you for nothing.

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And follow Nanina. What happened to
him with three skates, because as I

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told him to know this time studying, but disco was neither that he was

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studying for veterinarian and for two pesos, nothing more that killed him and cano

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all the claws that you gave him
the two pesos. Yes, sir,

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he killed them, no, sir, who for a little bit kills the

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dog like the per? Yes,
sir, he sounded a kind of tinkering

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because of the wolf I' ve
done it. You went out and we

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shot and you saved thanks that from
a jump dried up in a kill because

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trespati wanted to keep giving the dog, he said, but that' s

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possible and well yes, my dear
doctor, my very good front. I

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was called by Nana Nina to cure
that dog and I can certify that Nicanor

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has a contuse wound on the back, produced by an otondente instrument, apparently,

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a stake and located twenty- five
centimetres from the tail, as it

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goes to the right hand beaks then
three ducks. He wanted to kill that

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forgiveness. No guys, not what
I wanted to do to that painting,

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but I put three patenas in it. Boy, what a four- way

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dog. Mr Dog, it'
s not a fart picture, well,

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yes, but I think you'
re more quadruped than the dog, because

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you' re able to mistreat a
poor, non- old animal like that.

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Don' t say that. I
never abuse animals, mainly because Mommy

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is always telling me, my son
try to treat your fellow come with affection.

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Every three parts of the animals are
their fellows. No. No,

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no, no, Mommy, they
don' t call me likes, but

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you like them. How to you, yes, to yours a hundred pesos

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ride for that clarification. But he
hears through or beginning to say that you

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do not mistreat animals. But if
that' s true, boy, what

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I do is the opposite. Uh- huh, because when I see a

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little animal bandoned around, when you
see how it' s like a little

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animal, my astonishment is a little
animal, little animal, uh- huh,

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bossy. Uh- huh What'
s he got abandoned, bossed around.

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Yeah, I do that, I
pick it up, I take it

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home, I get crazy if he' s sick and I do everything I

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can do out there, he doesn' t tell me. Then you as

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if we said the father of the
animals, for that exactly. My son,

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yes, a hundred pesos more of
molta, but hey I saw myself

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of vein for telling me your son, yes, yes, sir, that

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' s why I put it and
for telling lies besides, because I am

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sure that you are not able to
pick up any abandoned animals. No.

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No, no, guys, look, if you haven' t had two

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months to pick up a poor cow
that was abandoned in a pasture. There,

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not so rich a last. So
you went to the country walking around

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you saw a cow leaving I saw
the portrero. First the potter said with

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his fence. Right, uh,
his fence wasn' t broken. To

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be close by a fence, but
it wasn' t broken. Not the

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fence. No. Not the fence, it wasn' t there. No.

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You saw the pa I always arrived
the alicante in the mist. Your

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non- slicing tycoon rob for if
the wire has to be bitten. It

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eases the wire to sting so the
cow doesn' t get hurt on the

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way out. No. You didn' t pick her up because she was

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abandoned. Right. Yeah. That' s why and because I calculated that

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having her at home, then,
Mommy and I wouldn' t have to

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crawl in milk for breakfast. But
listen, I didn' t get lucky

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with that cow and I didn'
t get lucky to keep you telling me

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about the cow. You took her
home. You live in the countryside,

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here, in the band, uh, in Havana. He lives true,

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yes, capital, in the capital, pita in the udder of the capital

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and lives in some apartment. Yeah, it' s an apartment, apartment

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where there' s no yard,
because you know that the patios, the

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apartments are cement. And that'
s right. Where he put the cow.

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Or, well, the cow went
all where the pacarate is, the

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pacarate, pacarate, some neighborhood called
stop is the bed aha touch you no,

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it doesn' t escape, it
doesn' t escape. If the

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cow escapes, they catch her this
way It' s not caparata. I

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repeat that one erased and there and
a lot for the part of it pre

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as the good cow and what happened
to the vaccine nothing, the cow that

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happened to him, that fell in
love with an old ox that saw him

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out the window in you know and
one day he saw him pass the way

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of the slaughterhouse and entered a melancholy
that because little dies good ch and because

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he had not liked a veterinarian like
I did not take it to a specialist

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in small cow. What he told
the specialist that he needed rest and sea

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baths for this case. There was
no problem, you know, but the

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withered toilets, hey, that was
tremendous. You' ll see that you

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don' t know the job that
it took me to get the cow into

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Maria Navache' s beach and that
didn' t let it happen to her

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that I ba Chico as soon as
I got there, with her. The

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first thing they told me was that
the cow couldn' t bathe without truss

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and what you did. I took
her to San Rafael Street. I bought

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him a green two- piece truss, very pretty, with straps that go

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like this, but it' s
back of the ear and it happens he

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hears that he had the most good
he hears and then he did let it

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pass. No, then, as
the trusa was green, the cow ate

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it along the way and when we
got to the beach they were in the

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same situation. When we got to
the beach, we were on the beach.

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So you were from mine. You
go sir we weren' t there,

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yes, yes, see blessed God, and what did you do all

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of it. I bought him a
red truss pulling for Red and I put

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a sign that said poison so that
the cow wouldn' t eat it and

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the sign so that that cow can
read well, read what is said,

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read, read she doesn' t
treat him anything else, as the story

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treats him of trea dele eh delet
le de cuatro delectrea de tres. I

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just stay like that, don'
t tell me and they let her in

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the window. Not too small because
the pueta asked me how old the vaccine

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was. I said seven years.
Then they came to me with the problem

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of what Manuel was of age with
which of the younger they could not go

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to the beach without his father and
figure out the mess that I sought.

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I or that father of that cow
and I didn' t know who I

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was and I couldn' t go
to bucar to go to the beach with

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your daughter and bunico to reciprocate the
matter is just imagine I had no choice

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but to adopt the cow and I, but what man says tied you to

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the cow, Lord I went with
her bogado municipal and registered her as ja

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me good and finally let you enter
the cow on the beach. Yeah,

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she took 15 baths and got a
little bit better. But when I was

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better, better, better, then
he gave her the sifollers. The idea

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what if foideattit the guy idea,
type typhoid ideas also gave him yes,

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gave him a fever that burned he
hears, although that, in the middle

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of everything was an advantage, not
for sale, ah because it was a

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thing like that he had such a
high fever. The milk I gave was

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boiled already made. Let' s
do you the favor came from nothing.

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So she was cured of typhoid yes, but as a result of all that,

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she has remained so skinny that you
look at her and you don'

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t know where the cow ends and
where the tail begins, as the two

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are the same thick chin will not
be so much man. Not a word

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I do, not a foot that
I tie to that cow with a rope

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and then a knot to the rope
to hold it well and that nothing that

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yesterday I was wrong and instead of
tie to the cow with the rope,

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tie the rope with the cow cha
with the cow, yes, then made

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a knot in the cow and crossed
out what tells me. Then it wasn

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' t business for them to pick
up that cow. What a bach Now,

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Mommy, you have to buy some
milk pops than you used to.

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What a man to pay the cow
for to see if a little while later

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you don' t go, man
go and that cow is abandoned in a

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pasture. Right. You found him
abandoned in a potren. Yes, in

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a pasture and nearby there was no
house. No, no, well,

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yeah, you know what was there. Close, yes, but close by

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I don' t know a bohillo, a bun. So what you did

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was steal that cow, right?
Boy, no, no, no,

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he can' t give anything.
No. What I did was save his

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life. I thought that cow was
going to kill itself. Chinese, oh

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yeah, look here and why you
think he was planning to kill himself,

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' cause when I found her,
he already had a faster rope. It

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' s a secret problem. That
was my idea. He' s a

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secretary. Open an investigation there to
see which guajiro a cow was stolen from.

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Don' t look into it,
Nache, why are you gonna squeal

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at my Poquito with that guajino?
With what guajiro? What guairo? Don

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' t tell me they stole his
va with guajin. I think so,

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bird Mary and how he was secretary
put a hundred more weight on three skates.

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Anyway Linda, you accuse three skates
of wanting to kill your dog.

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It' s not that, yes, sir No, ma' am,

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you' re wrong because I didn' t want to kill the dog.

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Well, come here, he'
s down that you gave him. It

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wasn' t to do anything to
the little animal boy, that was to

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start killing the Chipindito tick, be
it God and what procedure that is to

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kill the ticks a dog like Well, that' s a final procedure.

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Now that you' re called the
det procedure, you understand DDT, which

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I' ve been told is very
good. The truth. To your man.

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You use dichloro diphene trichlore to piano, what does that cost, the

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nichloro difenny trichloriathane and what car that
is. The letters of t are the

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initials of that that I told you. Sure man, sure you do.

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There in the muddy I had a
chi nest You were confused three games,

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because I thought d wanted to tell
you give them two twigs and to kill

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a tick. You think it takes
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it is a compound word, not
composed of claw and paw, so that

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the first toletazo ay keep it in
the claw so that it releases the dog

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and the second in the paw so
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writes. Ah and Secretary, come
sit down for getting bold in things you

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don' t know. There'
s a dog that' s bad with

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a sore back. So pay for
that iron if you want to get out

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of here, fifteen bones for the
dog and ten pesos for me. Oyo

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bottom ran that of Aníbaros de Barro, Adolfo Otero and MiguelÁngel Herrera.

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Write Castor Bispo, Production and Direction. Miguel Yao Loro Iglesias, who speaks

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to them, tells them very good
luck. Amigos Audio el Central