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The tremendous order, the tremendous court
for a public hearing, the tremendous judge

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of the tremendous court is going to
solve a tremendous case or nights. Secretary,

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very good night, Mr Joe,
how do you follow yourself today soul

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do not tell me. When there' s a south wind. I never

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feel good and why, because the
south wind gives me its ormanse. Ah,

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so that you may see what things
are, the same thing happens to

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me with the south wind also produces
your hormenas well, no no, I

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do not produce surmenage that then give
you surbulitors. You have it now,

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yes, sir, because put on
a fine to see if you are relieved

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well. But listen, sir,
what a way to cure you, uh,

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you deserve to want to tease the
Tribunal and see what case we have

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today a theft of what the theft
of newspapers is. Call it complicated in

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that period right away, Judge,
light Maria Na Nanina to you like every

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day, Rubesinto Carneiro and is cogna
José Sandelario, three skates. Well,

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let' s see who accuses you
here, servant of you, my dear

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doctor, and what happens to you
rudesindo, for you will see, Your

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Honor. Or it doesn' t
happen that, to be well aware of

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everything that happens in the world,
I subscribed to three newspapers. What a

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newspaper those are. Well, they' re the palangana, the big morning

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newspaper, the catibía, the big
noon newspaper and the carricoche, uh,

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the big evening newspaper. So you' re complete? Uh, yeah,

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completely, completely, completely, completely, no, I don' t complete

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you. I was right. You
don' t see if he realized that,

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but he' s missing one night. Which one, which one.

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The taquear thing that' s the
big afternoon newspaper, yes, but the

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one that in the afternoon I'
m doing lunch digestion and I don'

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t read newspapers. Well rough,
then the point is that you get three

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newspapers a day. That' s
not it, sir, that' s

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the problem. Precisely what I'
m undersigned to all three, but I

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don' t get any. And
why don' t you get any,

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because three skates, which is the
delivery guy who has to throw them all

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around me, he tells me,
doesn' t throw out his papers.

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No. Sir, you' ve
had me for fifteen days without knowing what

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happened in Spain. By the way, doctor, you' ve read a

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newspaper these days. Yes, of
course. Then tell me the truth.

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Please don' t lie to me, don' t lie to me.

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Spain remains a peninsula. Of course
I do, man Well, that doctor,

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I haven' t heard from him
in two weeks. No, and

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that' s really what I was
worried about. Well, roughing up,

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but then three parties don' t
throw out a single newspaper. If you

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want. No, sir, he
steals it from everyone. No, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no. EU why it

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will not use them if it is
not saying anything but the truth. It

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' s hard for you to believe
that' s true. Yes, sir,

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I know it' s true.
Well, you' d be able

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to swear. With your hands on
the skeleton of Mr It' s a

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fine thing or what a boy,
because on my skeleton you can' t

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swear anyone. I' m very
alive and very strong. Thank God,

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I know. Boy, I know, but it' s a supposition to

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give solemnity to the oaths, because
the Nanina is very friendly of serving as

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a false witness against Michi. No
false witness that I saw you this morning

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when I was selling you a Tanzanian
newspaper you see it already started telling lies,

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it wasn' t a passer-
by, ma' am, and

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it was then a pedestrian. Hey, listen to me Three skates. A

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pedestrian is the same as a passer- by, like it' s the

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same thing. Yes, sir,
it' s the same thing and why

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it' s said different, because
they' re two different ways of saying

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the same thing we' re going
to and you' re not going to

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be with one yes, but there
are two, because the language is very

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rich. What a chi- Spanish
language, well and we don' t

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speak Spanish. Yes, but Spanish
and Spanish are the same. Don'

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t mess with me. It'
s the same thing, of course It

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' s the same as it is
said. Different, then a hundred pesos

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more fines for not understanding what is
said. So, ra Chico or that

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money. They win anyone that the
money goes a hundred and puts die in

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and shoves me in and bothers him. Oh, I' m ashamed you

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' re consensualu. He says that
he writes consensual ege to everyone. He

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tells you that you' re spinet
box, that you' re pindes Borg

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and you' re hearing it.
I' ll see how you guys figure

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out what you' re gonna do, you' re sitting census. I

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didn' t read it I did
I read it I' d get rid

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of you. There' s no
goat I' ve made that I'

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ve read it and it' s
worth it. I read it. Or

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that I' d liked it.
I' ve read it. You read

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it too. I certainly read it, but that' s not what I

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want to say to service like that. I' ve read it. I

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didn' t understand. I said
it. I haven' t read him.

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Or John I gave him because he
looks like a kid. Yeah,

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I think it' s good,
he' s a kid. They'

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re jande You' re a vigo
fur. I' m starting to get

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your hair out, my gopes,
the whites. It' s not long

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since the whites started coming out.
Okay. Explain one thing to Nanina.

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You saw three parts. What'
s the matter with you Secrets? He

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' s jocoso. All right,
Mr Ngo God, yes, you'

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re going to do a multisecretary weight
so that you' re going in no

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more, man. I knew he
was falling. Also explain to me in

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Nanani. You saw three parties depending
on newspapers on the street. True yes,

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Your Honor, and like three skates
it is sold from those newspapers,

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but deliverer. Nothing more. It
is clear that the newspapers he sells are

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those of subscribers, such as Rude
Cinto, who then have to stay without

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them necessarily and poque fozomente, Ma' am can not go to port of

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the corner to buy them and at
the corner stand they give it to him

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for free. Three skates, man. I guess it' s a good

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night. I, then for what
reason I' m going to have to

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pay for a newspaper that I already
paid for when you paid for it,

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boy, when I paid for the
subscription as a neighbor' s orb,

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but the suppression you pay once you
see me clearly yes, then you have

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the right to receive the newspaper.
Once it' s a threat, no

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mach, no that, nothing,
nothing. You have the right to receive

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it every day, I' m
sure. Yes, sir, and now

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tell me the truth. In those
newspapers you work as a delivery man.

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It' s just not that,
no, no, no, no,

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that Bach doesn' t look at
the basin. Yeah, the big morning

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paper, besides being the delivery guy
me, it' s the one with

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the detropulation. I' m proofreader
Chi don' t tell me you'

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re the proofreader of that paper.
Yes, ma' am, that newspaper

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is full of rats and I'
m told about that. That, that

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' s not my fault made,
oh whose cat it is then that not

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my house than the car. So
what a cat, or any compadres.

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I told you rats, otherwise it' s rats mistakes. Oh no,

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excuse me, I didn' t
understand you boy rat habit in that paper

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that if I' ve seen you
hear me, Mr Güey, yesterday came

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out the review of a lady'
s hand petition and the family is lying

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on the ground and with great reason. And that' s why. First

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of all, for the title,
because as I imagine the chronicler how I

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can imagine that the chronicler has that
you have, he has to have put

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up a hand petition. But you
know what came out in the paper,

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which came out yes, request from
cute. No, but that' s

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true. Three patis, yes,
but it doesn' t matter, because

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the young woman they asked for as
a husband, the girl' s opportunity.

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Yeah, hey, she was really
cute kid, so you could play

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the whole thing around. No,
but the girl. Yes you can,

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because she was very cool the girl. Let' s just leave it at

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that. But it' s just
that the groom is called a broken Moorish

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day. You know how they put
you, how I cast you ten see

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you, No yes, sir,
and the worst of all is that the

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bride is called rita hucha Look well, she is errita hucha and how they

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put her. Route eight. Okay, but that' s good. Cabe,

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it' s okay. Of course, he saw route eight It'

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s not the one that goes through
the 10- year repato. And what

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does the tithe delivery and route eight
have to do with that request for a

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climber' s hand? Well,
boy, that depends on the one hand

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request. If you always one the
groom, usually, when the question of

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the and then let me see if
I make this clear to you, let

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me lose the kid that when the
others did not, who were the others,

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other people she and I, the
others, when we also train,

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no, sir who says so,
when we, when we get married.

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On which route you went to ask
my hand, your hand from you compadre,

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you were the one who asked mine
what I was, don' t

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tell me, of course, and
on which route I was in none.

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You went on horseback, on horseback. Then route one. Like route one.

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Of course, the one is not
horses. Well, well, well,

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well, three skates, but what
do you intend to clear me with

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it. Well, the thing we
were talking about earlier. Oh my mother,

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look at the skateboard I' ll
remind you what we were talking about

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three skates is that you work in
a newspaper, yes, of the many

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that work in one and in that
newspaper you have to be a very bad

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proofreader when in that newspaper there are
so many rats not boys. No,

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if you knew, you were wrong, because it' s the fault,

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it' s not me throwing out, it' s hers, no,

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and what then of the guy who
works on the small linen, because you

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know who works on the cute guy, a guy who' s called flax

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comes so that the linen guy works
it a guy who' s called Linux

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Yes. That' s why everything
turns upside down. I mean, are

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we going to the same or how
did we see instead of the guy,

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the guy who' s called cute, guy who' s called cute?

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It' s all tangled up there
and it comes out there. We'

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re going to accept that everything goes
backwards, but you' re not there

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to fix the mistakes. Of course, Chico and I fix a lot.

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You' re the proofreader, yes, I' m the wagon of what

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proofreader, proof return, yes.
Any mistakes you make that fix. Me,

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boy and I fix a lot of
mistakes and you' re the rule.

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Today he looks at the chronicle of
a wedding. There was a kind

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of rat going down the street,
burned down. Thanks for that vich where

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the rat went, for the street, for where vallit, where' s

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she going to go? For the
street, where it' s going,

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if it' s not for the
street, yeah, that' s why

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I told you they were going it' s newspaper. Ah, well,

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bat saw it. Yeah, I
told you I' d seen her.

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Yes, sir, you told me
you saw her clearly, Chico, and

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that was the luck I saw her, Chico. We' re not going

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to see what rat he was Come
on, well, you figure that in

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that chronicle there was a line,
there was a Livia, no, sir

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I saw a line that said the
Bride looked like the elephant' s most.

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Hey, that' s the favor. If he fixed it, true,

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not how it' s not going
on or elegant. It' s

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not that, no, no,
no, I put Josefa Chico as Josefa,

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you put that Bride looked the most
Josefa no, Chico, no,

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no, like I' m going
to put that nonsense moment. Three skates

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to see if we understand what that
line said was that the Bride looked like

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the most elephant. Is that right, that' s right, and you

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didn' t fix the elephants?
No, that' s not what he

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did and what he arranged for Lucia
ech then and they' re why,

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because the bride was not named Lucia, but Josefa. The line then said

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correctly no longer s eh the Josefa
the elephants, the most elefantia. You

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realize, sir, you may of
the kind of alphabet this man is.

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Listen, Mr Hang on a little
bit, do the offenses, even if

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it' s just because once I
went to ask for your hand on horseback,

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that I was fit, or that
horse should have never had any more,

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or that horse hit a hand of
sticks. It was what I should

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have given him when you went to
ask for my hand, which was my

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misfortune, you hear he blessed all
the youth that I only because he took

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me to the horse. Did he
take me to the horse? And I

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could hold it at the door,
at the Chief' s house from when

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I arrived I fell in the hand
and asked myself I don' t know

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what happens. Yes and yes,
and from there for more I' ll

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start. Yes, Maria Hechi bird. Then what I was was going to

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stop horses. It was three wheels. See Te, Rueba, how it

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' s going to be three wheels. Oh no, Chico, that'

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s a veil. I always made
it up with your God. As long

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as we' re going to keep
eating jaiva tie him up, put 20

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rough java on him for that question
that my newspaper has stolen from me.

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That' s what we' re
all grumpy about. Ah come on we

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' re on it not sure you
do, man. I thought we were

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eating jaiva 20 jaivapa is good now, quiet, tell me three skates.

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Why did you throw your papers at
Rudecino? Well, Chico, the truth

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is, because you know I don' t say Lie, no, yeah,

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it' s because that' s
what the manager of the building where

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Rubésinos lives has to do with it. And that' s why. Well,

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when I take the papers to Ruecinos, that' s why I didn

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' t do it to him.
No Ruecino' s never home. So,

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well, I haven' t told
you that I' ve done the

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papers under the door. I can' t do it. Not what,

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because the cacado put a sign in
the hallway that thus forbids throwing papers on

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the floor. And if I made
the papers because I' m going to

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give him the door and I'
m already throwing papers on the floor,

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the contradiction of the order and that' s why I didn' t throw

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them out. That' s why
nothing else will you ask me if I

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' m a gentleman. After I
went on horseback to ask for his premium

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hand sometimes never to the horse.
Don' t remember that I curse him

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for a lifetime. Write to that
secretary the sentence skates. I' m

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sorry, but if you' ve
made it fatal because your reasoning has no

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legal force and the problem is certainly
very easy and simple. Either compensate you

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to the Galician or go a month
for the castle condo. He gave Polco

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Fernández Aníbal when demarcating my cal Adolfo
Otero and Junito Díaz. He writes cas

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by bishop, production and direction of
Paco. Lara lolo Churches who speaks to

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you, tells you very good luck, friends Audio center