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The tremendous cut? The tremendous court
for a public hearing, the tremendous judge

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of the tremendous court is going to
solve a tremendous case. Good night.

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Good night secretary, Mr Joué,
how' s the next health bell.

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Today I feel divinely good. You' re not in a bad mood.

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I feel like I' m in
an excellent mood today. Okay. I

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would like to take this opportunity to
ask for a favour. What' s

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the favor of raising the salary you' ve given me? Granted don'

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t tell me how much you'
re earning now. Imagine a daily weight.

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No problem. From today you will
earn seven pesos a week. Hey,

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mister, don' t thank me
It' s worth it. Just

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tell me what case we have for
today. What' s he gonna do?

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What we have today is a scam. Where that one was committed.

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This is an office there, because
it' s already complicated for me.

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In that office. Go what Maria
Na Nina here, like every day,

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rodercito gau and go Jodilla or candalario, another skate to the rea. I

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' m afraid more boring. You' re already bored. You didn'

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t realize I raised your salary.
You work here six days and I pay

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you seven pesos. He' s
gained a weight. I' m good

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at it, or I' m
losing it' s the weight and I

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' m still gaining a ten.
I' m going to leave here when

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you want another player, where there' s a judge who has more put

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on a hundred pesos of fine so
you can' t pay for it.

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That' s why for him he' s telling the sun and so I

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can' t have to pawn Tersaco
to pay the fine. We' re

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going to see who the defendant is. You' re so naive here,

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Mr Güey, who' s going
to be the defendant here. He asks.

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Don' t look at that good
boy who' s there three Patinito

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again, but three partitions will be
possible. If you know that rapio silva

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to send me serapio serve you hear, it will be possible serapio silva.

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It seems a lie that there is
no way that you respect the law.

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No, but if I respect milk, don' t be so unique.

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Three skates. Well, how are
you going to say that you respect the

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law when you come here every day
accused of something. That' s not

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true, because there you look.
I didn' t see or accuse you

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of anything there, because yesterday was
Sunday. You' re not going to

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show that I respect the law that
rules my mical' s rest, my

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lime' s not Sunday boy.
There are no mimica songs, no,

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Mr Dominical. Besides, the rest
of my Carlos Domingo. Yesterday she didn

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' t have a break because she
had a little boy at her house yesterday

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that ended up with her. Or
I, well, it' s okay,

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as a land as it may be. But the fact is that yesterday,

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yesterday I didn' t come,
really, yesterday I didn' t,

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but the rest of the week,
if you come every day, it

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' s not true either. That' s because I didn' t come

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every day. Or not, sir
I came every night. And besides,

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I never come to court accused and
how come your harassed, how harassed,

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yes, harassed by the rubecin,
not this and by Mrs ETA that only

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lifts slander on me anymore because they
hate me. Boy, I don'

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t know what man, what a
friend. For God' s sake,

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we' ve raised some slander against
you I am, and don' t

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tell me no, because you know
that a finger can' t be covered

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with that backwards from three skateboarders like
the sun upside down, which can'

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t be covered with a finger and
that' s not what I said.

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No, sir, I' m
telling you, that wasn' t obvious.

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I said that' s why you
said you can' t cover yourself

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with the sun. Well, because
it' s true, Chico, how

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is it true, man, get
a finger on that so you can see

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what' s going on with the
secretary. Five pesos of three- patent

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fine for arguing with the judge and
let' s see what' s going

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on with you guys today. Well, seeing you, my dear doctor turns

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out to be that Nana Nina on
three skates and I were employed in the

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Cuban Casquera company. That' s
what that company does It' s got

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a guala hull factory. Ah come
on that' s why it' s

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called Casquera company. Yes, sir, Cuban Casquera company, that' s

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a limited company. No, no, sir, it' s no joint

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stock company. So what do the
initials mean that to shin sugar like no

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sugar. Yeah,' cause that
company doesn' t put sugar in Guaba

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' s helmets, and there'
s someone who shoots it. Without sugar,

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yes, because the sugar is given
in a separate chaquito so that each

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one I told him what he wants
gandida great parie that helmets of Guayaba rarer.

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Well, who are the heads of
that company? Well, the president

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of the company called don clos ol
Okayucu. You don' t know him.

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No. What I know then is
Vice President Bueno' s name for

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Mrs Cleta Canuti, and I don' t know her that much or Cleta

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Candu Tintin sounds that name to me. What, signs, she' s

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got. Well, she' s
a lady already in Airo. Ugly little,

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not really. Don' t you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? Not being a
little bit isn' t pretty. No,

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no. Ugly little thing. Listen
to me, some kind of ugly

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old mango- buzzer. No.
No, not so much that I know

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her. Not so much. Not
that there was. That' s why

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I don' t mean, I
don' t see it. Well,

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yeah, man, the truth is
the old one' s for the tiger

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really. Man, you figured I' d advertise it at the company.

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That' s what they say.
Our helmets are unique others? That our

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helmets, ah helmets are unique aha
and below they have a portrait of Doña

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Cleta, Eh, no, but
that portrait they put it because Doña Cleta

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is the vice president of the company, or whatever. But the helmet is

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what they put there, she,
yes, the helmet or her. They

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put it on you read cac and
old ca and you say. This is

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the same thing. It' s
the most helmet that' s ever been

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seen in life. I' m
glad you understand that well and that all

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three of you worked in that company. Yes, sir, I' m

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the cashier, not the phone girl
on three skates. It' s the

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messenger or the bike. No,
not any small bike messenger and that'

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s then you emissary to see them
average than emissary in velocipede. No.

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I started as Secretary leave you to
hear me that you are working there,

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why you recommend here to my secretary
to see if he was going to work

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there, because there the or lack
of selling helmet, they don' t

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carry more employees than they need.
The factory learns. But the thing in

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the case is that you know that
I started as Chief Secretary, but you

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know that now Chico, no boss
wants to have Secretary if not Secretary,

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yes and that nothing that the Chief
took from me one day, the Secretary

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to put a blonde in there that
doesn' t have half the inintelligence I

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have. I don' t,
but he' s got a lot on

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the girl' s CB today.
What they call apple sex no, no

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sasapiel eh, sex track, yes, yes, yes, ah you could

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and you didn' t have sexapil
truth. Or it doesn' t look

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like it didn' t, it
didn' t. No, yeah,

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that' s why they replaced him
with that blonde. Yes, Chico,

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because I recognize him. Joke a
physical charm. The blonde wears a lot

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of windows. No, no,
wait a minute, no, no,

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no, we' re not going
on the side that you weren' t

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replaced by that, that, that, that no, sir no, ma

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' am, you replaced by Ceboruco, as the thing was with Seboruco.

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Of course, sir, what happened
was that the boss issued a letter to

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the director of the Bala Philharmonic Orchestra
and he knows what he did. Three

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skates, what he did put Zingachi
bullets. But if you didn' t

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have to put the, ma'
am, that didn' t take three

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parties. Of course not, Mr
Chico, that the sound has the h

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chingo it doesn' t sound h
and then I' ll just put it

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there on an oquet or a thing
that doesn' t sound three skates,

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even if it doesn' t sound. You deleted a letter there that was

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necessary because h wasn' t there
to eat ball, well, boy,

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but anyway, kid, the thing
wasn' t for that look. Next

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time I would have put on going
orchestra with h too and it was already

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off. The missing one. I
like it, yes, but after that

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I dictated another letter to a client
of Jaruco and in the envelope you put

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Jaruco with lower case and with what
letter I was going to put it,

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that it was going to be three
skates. How do you put the names

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of the men peoples, when they
are large like Camagüey, for example,

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it is put with the letter mayocula, mayuscule, but when they are small

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like Jaruku, the pruning with the
menucula so that the letter goes well,

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it puts the size of villages,
says the prota the same readings indicates you

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on the map, the reonder the
size in the minicipion in a minicipio of

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term a nus. You know the
grammar to three games. Not where that

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town is. Amen, but how
are you going to ask him what town

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that is, Your Honor, you
realize why they took away his secretary'

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s seat and how it counts.
Because the blonde has more spelling than the

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man, more than spelling. That
blonde has no more spelling than you.

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Well, I' ll tell you, Chico, that you call what you

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call a photograph. Everyone will see
you write correctly. Well, it could

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be too. But that blonde is
fatal to me. Really Yeah, what

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happened. Yes, because first he
took my position and then, because he

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takes care of it, because little
kills me well, Ahusa chi or my

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boyfriends and that nacho, that like
that boss, I had not yet arrived

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I started to speak in his office
by the secretary with mensa was a friend,

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not only does leisure. Yes,
sir, and that' s where

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my girlfriend came in and it sounded
like a class to me, in this

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case through the middle of the head
that I fell. But today in a

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month senseless boy, why did you
give him this case, because I was

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on my back and I didn'
t see him come in but I didn

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' t do it, well,
but for what reason you gave it to

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him. No, what a reason
he gave it to me with an umbrella.

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No, but part of the line, that lotus didn' t make

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it. Yeah, out of her, since she' s got like a

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fish solos Yeah, yeah, that' s him. Of course he gave

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it to you, no, not
out of zeal or not through the middle

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of your head. Listen to me
three skates. What I' m asking

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you is what you were doing when
your boyfriend came in and it sounded like

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this casu ah was resurrecting a poetry
from the secretary. And not anymore,

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Chico doesn' t go a beautiful
poetry. Of which cuckoo of the cuckoo

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bologna, not of Cucolambé, like
cuckoo Lambé with the mech secretary put another

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five pesos of fine, three matches. Why, Chico, by being illiterate,

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that poet is not called Cucolambé,
and how is it called selling a

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calambé, ah it was a poetry, no, sir it was a poet,

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and how is it called gocache it
seeks only no Cucalambé, all together

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a single word as in a single
word of three patistas, because the cucalambé

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was a pseudonym? A what a
pseudonym? But you didn' t tell

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me. Now the same war.
A poet watches shut his mouth, do

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me a favor. Anyway, the
point is that you three worked in that

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company, right, sir, and
what did three skates do? Well,

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the first thing you did, Your
Honor, was that in that company you

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export carcor from Guayaba to the foreign
man and naturally, there was a small

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shipment that you did there and I, as an ATM, had to send

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forty pesos to an exporting agent named
Juan Pérez, who sent it to you.

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Yes, sir, I wrote a
bearer check for forty pesos and gave

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it to three skates to take to
the man and you' re going to

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know another man and what three skates
did was change the check and put the

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money in. Well, I decide, but I already implicated you because I

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did that because I did it because
I saw that the check told the bearer

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the sum of forty pesos. Take
a good look at the carrier, not

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Juan Pérez. No, in that
case the bearer was not Juan Pérez.

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Well, that' s what I
thought and eight, but good. I

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came to the man' s house, saw at the door that there was

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a yellow metal plate. That thing
that was in ba champion with experiment.

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Yeah, clean it up, yeah, well. Then it said the plate

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that had it the franxin arrive I
understand perfectly. It said Juan Pérez,

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exporter. What do you mean exporter. He' s exporting. Oh,

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I thought that was an exporter.
He meant that the man had been a

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bearer, but that he was no
longer a bearer and did not hand over

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the check to you. What I' m going to give you, Chico.

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What I did was I got to
the bank and asked a gentleman who

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was there at a window to get
out of doubt. You want to please

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tell me who' s the bearer
of this check. I had it in

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my hand. The man answered me, man, the bearer of that check.

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You yourself, then I told you
well, because pay me, the

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man paid me and I took him
the forty that was Mommy, I didn

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' t see that was the explanation
he gave you. Rudesindo, yes,

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doctor and figure out you didn'
t, I was going to report it

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right there, but he swore to
me that it had been a mistake and

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asked me to lend it to another
forty pesos in the box to take it

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to the man with him I paid
it to me today Monday without fail not

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and you lent it to him.
Yes, uh, yes, sir,

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but with the bike warranty. The
bike' s not from the company,

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no, sir, no, the
bike' s from him. With that

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guarantee, I lent him the forty
pesos and he took them to the man.

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But now, doctor, if you
don' t pay me the forty

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pesos or want to turn in the
becycle or I didn' t talk about

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the bike. Rudecindo didn' t
talk Nothing was the bike. You told

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Rudecinto in front of me that if
I didn' t pay him the forty

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pesos today, he should keep the
bike. You so peruche radiate a sense

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of teddy, case fast forgiveness,
not case and with Nananina misunderstood. I

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don' t water the bike and
with what he said then with the bisect.

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Yes, with Doña Cleta Canutillo,
the company' s vice president.

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Oh, my God, and what
do I want that old friend for?

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Oh, I be a boy,
but I don' t. That'

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s what I told you. I
didn' t tell you what you said

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I didn' t pay you the
forty pesos. I told you very clearly

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if I don' t pay you
the forty persos Monday I give you the

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bike. So tell me what it
would be like for you was the bikes

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I don' t know what we
guys are here. I' m interested

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in the secretary. Yes, write
there, Secretary, and come to the

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sentence. In this case it is
seen with the clarity of the day that

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there was shamelessness, fraud and bad
faith, so the judge, of course,

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gives this discreet sentence. Either you
pay the Galician or you lose the

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bike, or Fernández dot or val
de mar my squid but I and the

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woman Herrera on polish. Day writes
castorfico promotion my direction of Macora Lubo Churches

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that speaks to them, tells them
very good luck. Amigos Audio Central