June 15, 2024

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The tremendous or the audience field?
Publishing the tremendous judge of the tremendous Court

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is going to solve a tremendous Chiefcretary
case. Good evening, Your Honor,

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how you' re still on a
very bad liver. Probably my inheritance,

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because my father and grandfather also suffered
from the liver. Uh, and you

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believe in that inheritance thing, as
well as crazy parents. If that'

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s scientific, next to my house
lives a marriage that you don' t

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know the tragedy you have with that. Hey, what' s wrong with

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that marriage, because he' s
called Ceferino sabiqu and was born in the

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village of Hiku Sabiku and Piquí Jodiga. What a coincidence that a lot.

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But that' s not all,
because it turns out the lady' s

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name is Nicanora Pinotea and she'
s from Majagua. You realize that well,

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Your Honor. I realize that this
marriage has wood everywhere, but what

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the tragedy is, because so far
that marriage has had five children, all

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of them males, and what everything
has been born with a stick leg.

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I didn' t hear, sir. The doctors say that when they have

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a female, I' m sure
they' re going to do with mahogany

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hair hears perones, sir But I
can' t believe it is that he

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dared put on a fine weight for
not believing his bosses. But tell me,

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sir, to judge weight without protesting
and to see what case we have

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today a scam, Your Honor,
to whom a woman was conned I am

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already complicated in that murder right away, Your Honor, light Maria la nanina

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tamatography Rudecindo Caldeiro and Escoviña. I' m sorry José Candelario, three skates,

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what' s wrong with him.
The Secretary keeps blowing. You know

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what. Very hot, very hot, right, well, no, no,

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Nina, if I' m not
wrong today, the scam is you.

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Yes, sir, I accuse you
of scoundrel that of three skates of

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swindling me fifty pesos. No.
Ma' am, that' s slander,

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contre' s pupil. Patina didn' t methfó fifty pesos, rude

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no, ma' am, look
to see, look to see, but

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how roudecindo You will defend three skates, no, ma' am, I

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won' t defend you. I' m just saying three skates. He

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doesn' t cheat on you fifty
pesos. Look how much I' m

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lining forty- nine seventy- five. Nothing more. Look Abel, look

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to see and I' m going
to tell a person that never lies.

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That' s not how they pretend. But this moment, forty- nine

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seventy- five, no friction,
no, no yes, forty- nine

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seventy- five, if I am, this was you that I am positively

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aware of as not. Either you
listen to him, Mr Good, or

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what happens is that rolling and Nana
Nena have capu against me jumbo capu against

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you Narro boy had you remember when
I was a boy. I didn'

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t see you either, capu,
who saw it for me, na,

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for you it was for Well,
no, not to see what happens to

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you, because what happens to my
lord maybe is that I' m getting

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married next Sunday. Or what'
s that what and why not I get

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lost because not why it doesn'
t have something particular that I get married.

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Well, Nanina, the truth is, I was surprised, too,

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not aunty hangs, because the truth
is, how old you are. Well,

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rude, I have a doctor,
I have to tell the truth of

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my age, just as not in
court you can' t lie. Well,

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sir, I' ve got no
wait- and- see wait-

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and- see. First you have
to take the oath that the law commands,

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put your left hand on your heart. He' ll know the heart.

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Now extend to your right hand,
aha perfectly and now answer swear you

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to tell the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth. No,

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Mr Non- Matific, say it
at night as you please. Well,

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you want to know how old I
am. It' s not cirru

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de zindo and ma' am,
how old are you? Well, you

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won' t believe me, but
I' ve got thirty- fifty bill

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to see. Gentleman. He told
the truth in what he told the truth

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that he is thirty- thirty.
No, he didn' t tell the

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truth about what he said we weren' t gonna believe it. There'

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s no one who thinks he'
s doing it. Well, there are

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those who believe it. Gentlemen,
don' t believe me, I'

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m thirty- fifty. Well,
out of curiosity, not even the beak,

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that' s a sparrow beak or
a turquin beak. Let' s

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quit. Let' s leave it
at a peak of public works. Looks

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good to you, Nana. To
me it is good, then to whom

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you marry a boy of very good
family, Thank God, where you marry

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in mercy. She' s not
a mallard Go Hechi, my boyfriend lives

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there. Let' s go to
that mallard employee. He' s not

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a customer. As clients let him
out every six months to get married,

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because that' s the mania he
has and then they put him back inside.

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I think this is the ninth time
she' s married like this and

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that' s how her boyfriend attacks. He' s not a little man.

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What' s the matter with you, what' s the matter with

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you, who' s given you
a candle at this funeral. No.

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No, no, no, no, I don' t know what'

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s wrong with him. It'
s just that every time you talk about

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God having an affair, I'
m getting married. It' s just

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that it' s crazy guys who' s good, that' s what

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I hear, it' s just
that I' m surprised that another boi

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is set up and that it'
s quiet. Yeah, gey tell me,

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but ay bobo ay. Come on, I caught him seventeen years so

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he had the time to think about
it. We were doing it until I

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boated it, I killed it.
I don' t know, you'

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re a little man. Sir what
only death when it provokes it, but

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it bites yes, but you'
ve already been told that you have to

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be a muzzle for. You agree
or tell me and you' re going

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to marry a man so rich hears
that or I hear you old. It

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' s got to be true.
Yes, Your Honor, I' m

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not, no, it' s
not in that slug. She' s

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missing the treintic is that I'
m used to marrying her with anything that

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comes to me there, no more
regret. That goes for me, no,

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no, that goes for you.
No, this isn' t about

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you. This goes for an aunt' s nephew. Ah, well,

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I can tell you what you don' t drink. It' s past

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and it didn' t happen to
us and I don' t allow him

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to come with that boveri He'
s talking about the inpe gri. What

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a thing that is. You don' t know why you haven' t

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noticed who you' re talking to
the Mad Lady, with no Lord no,

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it' s not hard yet,
it' s not the crazy Lady,

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you crazy Lady, you understand me
has taken her away. She'

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s a lady already, that lady
you respect her you already know that she

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took the lo and the madman takes
her to spend her life and we go

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to dungeon. Ma' am,
no, no, sir, I'

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m going to live in the bitchest. What you have to do to prove

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you have Sportman Ship. Yeah,
you know what, she' s crazy

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about forming Manchila chip pot. When
you tell him how, I' m

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not gonna know what' s small, explain to me what Sportman is and

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I' m gonna put you at
risk before him put Manchi. If you,

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for example, have a look,
so, you have a chest aha

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and I don' t have money
and I tell you give me that weight

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and you stay is Portman s well, come here you know. I'

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m, sir ah well, if
you know, why ask my guys.

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Man, well look to prove that
you have sportman chips. You must go

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to na' s boot. Nor
can it be why. You can'

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t see how he marries a lomingo
which lomingo, two, two, two,

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two, two Sundays in a row, no, Mr Sunday, Sunday,

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yes and Sunday. I always go
out hunting. Me, but you

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keep going hunting to the estates of
Rudecinto. No, Doctor, it'

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s nothing. You will understand that, after everything three skates did to me

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on that farm, I had to
make a determination and yesterday I took it

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that you did. You threatened to
break his head. No, sir I

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sold the estate, no, no, no, the blessed one and I

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knew well that you would give it
away on the estate, how to pick

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up the one from the other time
on the run or rented it eh rented

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arene, there is no proof that
you are, that it is stolen on

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errand, but tell me spatines speak
to me frankly. Yeah, who taught

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you how to marry. Well,
the boy, the start- up in

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my hunt gives up to a few
or how dasta dates, uh, dates

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back to where you take the domino. Yes, there are times you fall

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the da, yes, it'
s dating that too, but good cream

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my uncle Sergismundo, not six world, yes, is he unclean, is

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he unclean? Is the world the
world was Sinesio' s brother, Well,

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he was half a brother of Cinemas, the half brother was older than

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yes Fool, less than Silence,
Well, he was older than if n

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is the boy? Is it the
world? Oh, yeah, he was

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the biggest of all. Yeah,
half a brother, part of a father

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or part of a mother. Well, he was half a brother, on

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the part of father, ah pa
no, and I think on the part

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of mother too. But how it' s going to be then I was

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brother, I was brother, I
was such a thing already, Sigimundo,

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the world was that I was bored
by the first train of Havana winich ah

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well, there in a train speakers
opening way. He always went so that

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his uncle, that is, the
world that was married, was a hunter

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hears me formidable as not my uncle, Segimus, did not once go to

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Africa to marry lions with that what
is called the name Healingüey. With which

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a heling Güey, henning Wein,
the old and the sea hemin wey eh

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heermiy wey good anyway, but it
was all mouth to be the lions in

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Africa and married much not one and
that good. Nothing Once I was going

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to throw one at him, but
he felt sorry because he was a plainclothesman,

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the fact of a plainclothesman. Yes, because uncle is unclean of Melena

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de Sur and what the lion was
also of Melena and did not ever marry

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tigers, of course. Once there
in India he was invited to a tiger

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hunt and how many married neither,
and that' s why they didn'

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t find any good old tickree.
I saw my uncle waiting for some to

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approach. Yes, but he was
carrying a skinny, ugly India that had

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a lot of attraction for them.
Why did he have an attraction for it,

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because it was for the tiger in
India made, ah come on he

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wore it cheeky. Yes, yes, but India is eight. Why he

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failed, because within two hours of
walking, a tiger came out of the

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semba and stared at the Indie.
Uh- huh. Then India turned around,

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saw him and ran away and managed
to save itself. Not India,

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not India. If the one who
came out ran away, it wasn'

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t tigerx that thing. The one
who ran away was the ticks. Looks

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like he told the others he hears
me that there was an India that doesn

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' t hear me. None of
them came any more. Eight, well,

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three skates, because marrying tigers and
lions can still happen. It happens,

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but you' re home pigeons and
you' re crazy. It'

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s not that, not in pitirre. Take all that and you think there

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' s a right for an unhappy
guy to fly around on the way to

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his nest and suddenly you' ll
get shot in the head, well,

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but if the little animal doesn'
t even find out, if you'

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re right, well, no,
but if he hurts it any more,

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well. If you see him see
that money, cool well, tocho,

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he' s right. Don'
t do it anymore. Anyway, not

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nanine. What happened to you with
three sideburns, because nothing, sir,

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was that like my boyfriend, they
wouldn' t let you out of the

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mallet, nothing but to get married
and the wedding ring had no choice but

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to buy it myself. But her
boyfriend would give her the money, right,

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well, if he gave me a
check and I took him to the

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bancho, not that crazy guy.
Hey, there' s no local.

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They paid for it. They didn' t tell me Napoleon Bonaparte had no

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account there. Hey, hey,
that' s when he had to put

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the money in. You see,
sir, three skates. He told me

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for fifty pesos. He got me
a twenty- five- carat gold ring

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with a very fine stone in the
middle. I told him that well,

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he was fine, and he gave
him fifty pesos to bring me what.

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That what you brought me was garbage, sir It was rubbish of what,

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ma' am, as you'
re going to call garbage that ring,

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which is a jewel, not three
skateboarders of that nothing. First of all,

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that ring isn' t gold,
how it' s not gonna be

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gold. I' ll say it. If the ring says so from the

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inside, that' s what it
says from the inside. And twenty-

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five k doesn' t mean twenty- five kilates, no, sir,

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which means twenty- five kilons.
That' s the price at which jesus

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rings are sold. Or I thought
that meant 25 kilt. You' ll

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see, tell me one thing,
three parts, how much that millet cost.

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Well, I' m not sure, because I didn' t buy

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it and who bought it. Then
he bought that in Amitach. Surely she,

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as it is a little short of
sight, as she got confused and

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instead of buying a ring of twenty- five kilates, bought it the twenty

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- five kilos. I won'
t notice. You knew all too well

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that ring was rubbish as a word, that it wasn' t the girl.

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I saw the ani and I thought
it was good. That' s

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the truth. It' s a
lie, because you told me that you

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had a very fine stone in the
center and you have nothing, like you

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have nothing. That boy doesn'
t say twenty- five k yes,

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and twenty- five there' s
no fine stone. Let the Secretary write

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down the sentence. This court is
of the opinion that the crime is proven

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and considers that the defendant has conned
Na Nanina, therefore he is convicted of

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buying a good ring and being sentenced
for two months in the castle. J

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l. Leopoldo Fernández, Aníbal de
mar Mi mi cal Adolfo Tero and Miguel

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Ángel Herrera writes Castor bis Po Producción. My address. Baco the nobo Churches

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that speaks to them, tells them
very good luck. Friends. Audio Central