June 23, 2024

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The tremendous, the tremendous Court,
the public hearing, the tremendous Judge of

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the tremendous Court? He' s
gonna solve a hell of a case.

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Night clerks, good night, Mr
Judge how he' s still out there.

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Yesterday I went to the doctor and
what he said. He changed my

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diet again. Yeah, now I
have to weigh everything that with so many

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grams of this, so many grams
of the other, so many grams of

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the others over there and from there
I can' t go well. And

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how' s your diet going?
It' s safe. That one I

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have to do some really bad digestions
why, because I don' t eat

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more than heavy food. So he' s not laughing. If this is

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too serious, I wanted to put
on a molte weight and see what case

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to have for today. For today
we have a robbery here in stolen booksellers,

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because they were already complicating me,
that free emicide right away. Lord

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then, light Mary Na Nanina.
Ah, yes, as it is for

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days, Rubes Singo, Caldeiro and
Escoviña, present José Candelario, three skates

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arrea. Well, let' s
see what' s wrong with you guys

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today that three skates stole from us. Two boxes full of books. Sir,

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then, no, no, no, uh, uh, uh,

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cheap talk you ladies, ma'
am. I didn' t take those

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books because Ruechin didn' t tell
me he didn' t want it.

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That' s why I took him
eight and your God, but how could

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I tell him such barbarity if those
books were to sell them now, in

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September, when classes begin for the
boy. Well, you told me not

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lie, there can be no jealousy. Yeah, yeah, she told me

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not to start arguing with her who
says what I see is a nanine and

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you guys have a bookstore. It' s not like that. I can

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say yes, sir they offered me
a bookstore at a fairly reasonable and equitable

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price and I bought it. But
since I really had enough money to buy

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it, I just had to make
partnership with this read. No, no,

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no, nothing goes to read that
I' m no read. I

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' m a lady man. I
know na nanina, for God' s

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sake. But as long as we
have the business we have, it is

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convenient that you become read and it
is already why, because read it is

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from the verb read and you have
to make it propagate the library. Ah,

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well, then it' s okay, well, and they' re

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not doing well with that bookstore.
Well, sir, we were doing pretty

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well. Alas until we thought to
give her work on it without shame of

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three skates and thinking of the way
to point out and look at truth the

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nanny, without dispensing and without looking
at looks of frankness. Okay, well,

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but you guys put three skates in
that bookstore. Yes, the doctor

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does, because since we were two
to watch him you understand me, we

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thought that you could not take anything, but the very scoundrel stole from us

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two boxes full of textbooks that you
know that right now when you start in

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class, they sell as clear blessed
bread and that did not give us any

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time. Sir, if you came
from the warehouse, you ordered the two

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boxes of books and took them away
because it rolled. Yeah, she didn

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' t tell me you didn'
t want her, I didn' t

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scream, not the truth, hear
what I want to say. Don'

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t tell me, uh, don' t tell me. Count, imagine,

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sir, because the first day you
worked with us again wanting to steal

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a map of Cuba. No,
ma' am, don' t come,

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ma' am, don' t
lift that Calornia for me, because

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that map and I took it away
just to fix it, like to fix

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it, guys, because it turns
out that the map of Cuba needs to

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be fixed. There' s no
right for the Mapingos to have done so

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badly. What more pianos or that, uh, what more piano? Like

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it' s more piano. What
he does is map. It' s

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not called killing secretary, putting two
pesos of fine, three parties, or

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what a boy, because the maping
is you there I trust who say no

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more, sir, those who make
map are called cartographer, not boy.

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That' s what the face portrays. No, sir, you portray the

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Charter, so your name has been
changed. Now it' s always been

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called that. And other than that, let' s see what finds me.

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You guys are bad at the map
of Cuba. Let' s see

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man, sir or uh, you
think there' s a right to have

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him still going. Hey, that' s the same time. I don

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' t know there' s a
town there, there' s a town

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called guanabacoa, there' s a
town called ibacoa and there' s a

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town called baracoa, and there'
s no right, because they' re

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all from La Cova. Well,
there' s not even one of the

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modern buses. That is a decrimination, so that of the modern buses there

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is no place one guys, because, to complete the thing it turns out

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that in the municipal term of Quemado
le Wine there is a town that is

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called Kawahuatch and that man that I
asked where they were from that guagua and

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they told me that of the Taichi
Cua. Well, well, three skates

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and which town you' re gonna
put model bus names on. You could

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put, for example, Rancho Velacho, s three games, wide ah no

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Arrancho Velo. The only thing they
can wear is an amultor that' s

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done by speeding. Well, that' s got to be fixed. Same

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as another. There is injustice,
tremendously great that is on the map of

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Cuba. What is it that in
the province of Pinar del Río there is

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a town called Today, that is
called Paso Real, its real crazy and

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in the villa there is another one
called Shaza del Metro. I know him

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too. What is injustice three parties. Of course if you don' t

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see it because you don' t
want to see what it is that hears

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me because because you' re going
to have that step, you' re

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going to have a real when poor
Sasa doesn' t have a medioc anymore

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and you want her to make them
retrace what the centa water did between the

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two small towns so that they have
seven and a half so each chinco,

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the same as another unfair thing we' re going to say to the river.

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There' s a town that'
s a little bit of time ago

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called Luis Lazo. What do you
want them to change the name of Luis

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the not boys, but just put
on a tie that makes her a day,

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a year Luis Lazo and other years
Luis Corbata. And that' s

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the way the boys are varying.
Mary Blessed God hear me Doctor, if

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you put us in order here,
that man will leave the map of Cuba,

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who will see us who knows him. But if it is true,

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I would say no to the map
of Cuba. We have to fix it.

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There' s nothing to fix.
The map of Cuba is, but

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very well done. Don' t
say that, Mrs Look, another one

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without going any further behind time,
back, just where, without going any

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further to time delays, if,
without going any further, that' s

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the phrase, That' s the
most cam pla, That' s the

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phrase. And I said as I
went further behind the clock. Ra I

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' m going to say it again, I' m going back, not

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without going further. He calls me
Leo. There are five villages irrigated by

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the map that should be joined together
to form Oyeme a solo. How did

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the villages ch What do you think
there are five villages that should join together

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to form a clear sun guys by
big fort, that was a minicipio,

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Minipio Muni, Paul Muni, no, Paul Muni, not Municipa. So

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to see how the people sound notice, avocado, fall, guanna, bana,

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manguito and lemons, all that should
come together to fomate only one people.

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And how do you think it could
be called that town? It could

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be called, for example, Santa
cart of the fruit girl. Oje,

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ay gamer favor, but how you
are going to call Santa a wheelbarrow compadre,

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that cannot be called Santa a wheelbarrow, or that it will not be

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possible if I have called you jump
or that I will not call you a

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wheelbarrow, because it happens that I
am not a wheelbarrow. I' m

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a wagon a yes, a wagon
that ran out of the mule, but

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a wagon itself. Hey, there' s a mule, you can'

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t patch up a wagon and you
can tie them up in old windows because

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they' re gone. That'
s the truth. I' ll look,

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gentlemen, and I' ll beg
you not to fuck me and be

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Cortés, province of Pinal de Rio. Not if you travel other than Ceboruco,

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Matanza Province. Wait a minute,
ma' am, that segurup exists,

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or it' s a lining that
you put in there, don'

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t send a lining. Go see
the map of Cuba. Look for point

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is Boruco on the north coast of
Matanza and you will see that it is

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there. I say if you have
not taken it there, if you have

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not taken it, Well, well, thank you very much then for the

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information and in payment for that,
I will give you a data, but

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very curious that among the peoples of
the Republic there are three holy knights with

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the same surname and which are San
Diego de los Baños, San Antonio de

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los Baños and San Miguel de los
baños? And what do you want to

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be named after him? No,
not that tip, I' ll give

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it to you at the Naninea.
In case you want to take a bath,

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whatever you say. He dropped fines
for that disrespect for the Nanina.

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But she' s throwing me out
with the old ray, because what you

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want is to spoil the map of
Cuba. Compadre, boy man, hey,

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you don' t know a map
of Cuba, unless it' s

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the one that came in. Uncle
Filo Narváez? Uncle Teofilo Narváez, hey,

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it' s not plan what they
are eh Panfilo I don' t

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say the brother who came after Hey, what I want is to make him

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a fix. Not bad map,
for example, boy that they put to

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a town the name of fine cat, is how they will be able to

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fine cat, a town all three
matches. And it' s particular,

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sir, why don' t you
go see him in a town called catfish.

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If there are three that are called
ikoteahico, don' t tell me,

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there are three hycotheas on the map, yes, sir, there are

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two in the villa and one in
Camagüey and right here, in the province

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of Havana, there is a hamlet
called cachimba. Chimba girl too, yes,

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sir. And if the jicote and
the cachimba are on the map,

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because there' s not gonna be
the fine cat, which is my number,

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well, but listen to me.
That' s not a reason compadre,

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because if we' re going to
see my number is thirty- three,

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and there' s no town called
Tiny good, but there' s

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one called now, which is the
same good thing three. For me I

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said take the introduction, but mine
is seventeen, and there is no town

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called Moon. If not a boy
in the East there is one called Half

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Moon and that name has something to
do with charan. I' m sure

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you do. That town got half
moon, because when you get out there

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the seventeen, they don' t
pay you anything else in half that you

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' re limited. You know ray, but my number is number one and

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there' s no town called a
good horse, but there' s one

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called Herradora and there' s a
central called a good Galópez. So you

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guys, anyway, want a town
named FIPS cat. Yes, that you

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' re getting tested, Doctor,
don' t listen to three skates,

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because that says it to mortify me
just to mortify you. Yeah,'

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cause he knows I can' t
see cats and they don' t like

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that. You cats, no,
sir, I hate you with all your

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strength. Yeah, three skates.
Yes, sir you know perfectly well,

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because the other day he showed up
with a cat at the establishment and I

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told him I didn' t want
cats in the bookstore and to take him

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away immediately. It is true,
three parts yes, precisely and I took

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the doscara of the book for that
very reason, and that had to do

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with the cats with the books.
Nothing, but I figured that Rubento didn

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' t want the books either and
why you figured that out. Well,

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because the other day I caught up
with a cat. I found one other

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cat against you no, sir I
didn' t find it. Yeah,

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he heard he was abandoned on the
street, no, he was abandoned on

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the street. You found it,
pomito, I' m not. I

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do And then, I kind of
felt sorry for him and I don'

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t know I have such a good
heart, Chico, I thought I'

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d take him to the bookstore so
that Ruben Sind will keep him. Don

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' t tell me, uh,
then, your good heart was to bring

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you the cat Neighborly Weapon to keep
him. Yeah, yeah, it made

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me laugh because total Chico, the
cat, it gave him the same thing

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that kept him one that kept him
the other. Damn, ray, let

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' s not discuss that. Well, nothing that barely rudechin saw me come

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with the cat in a restaurant to
tell me I don' t want cats.

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Here you take that cat to his
house. Then I asked you you

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have a hole in cats. Reciding. He answered me. Yes, sir,

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I hate them and in view of
that, because I saw it I

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said and took cats to my house. Well, three fakes. That'

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s all very well. But what
does that have to do with books?

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Much because the next day follow the
time forward. Two boxes of books arrived

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in the warehouse that the boys use
to study and that are sold from the

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best. I don' t know
anymore, I don' t know anything

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that I pointed out to ruecino and
I asked him you saw the books that

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come there, Encin didn' t
answer me. Yes, sir, I

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hate them, and then I said
nothing. If you hate it too,

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you want me to take it as
well as the cat and I took the

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books home too. But there I
didn' t tell him detext of the

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verb to hate and that you told
me then separated text boy. I'

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m sure you said it separately.
Of course I do, because listen I

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see the books that are sold too
that I understood everything together and took it

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to Mommy the local. Well,
three skates, then clear the matter.

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What you have to do is go
back olive to see him. Of course,

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well, see if she sees again
what she can do and where she

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went. Well, there he goes
with a cart. That way, selling

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the house, at home don'
t write the Secretary come sit down.

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This court decides to return the stolen
and if you don' t return it,

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pay what it cost. And since
your misdemeanor already has me very violent.

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I' ll give you sixty days
so you want to context or photo.

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It happened that saved from mexicabe mud
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Castor Bispo, Production and Direction.
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