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The tremendous or, the Tremendous Court, public hearing, the tremendous judge of

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the tremendous Court is going to solve
a tremendous cardoche Secretary, Good evening,

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Mr Fire, listen to me Secretary
die FranciscoÁlvarez de Lara. That little

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bit doesn' t get me here, so the dungeon' s fine.

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Also to be or with all its
name prosopopey when I earn ten pesos of

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fine to begin with, FranciscoÁlvarez
de Lara and a fine weight two little

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ones who came here today also to
Esteban Herreras and the two fish that peña

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Pepa that goes completely well. You
like the Doctor Academy. How do you

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continue to greet, Mr Regular,
nothing more, because it' s getting

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very hot. Yeah, you know
the heat' s really bad for Liga

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and well, yeah, but you
know who' s to blame we'

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re going through so much heat.
Who build the city of doctor, who

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always place it in hot places as
in hot places. Of course, look,

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all cities are hot, while the
fields are cool and pleasant places,

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right. And what do you think
should be done then a doctor man build

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cities in the fields. And what
do you think was the vanity before it

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was built in them, in a
city. I don' t know what

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a secretary field was and you remember
that. Pongo makes two pesos of a

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fine for that question. But,
tell me, Doctor, remember, you

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imagine that I came to Cuba with
Diego Velázquez. Not what you' re

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going to see. Tell me,
what case we have today on the spot,

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on the spot or in both is
fine. Well, what we have

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today is a larceny who was stolen
from the owner of a garage, so

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call the complicated ones in that garage
and place right away. Your Honor,

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Luz Maria, my friend, Rubescindo
Canfigo, I' m either Candelario or

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Candelario, three Daddys not or not. Let' s see who accuses you

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here, servant of you doctor,
who accuses you ah three skater the doctor.

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I' ve been stealing again just
once, yes, not roughing up.

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I can' t believe that,
but don' t you think that

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it' s not good for me
to believe it, sorcerer, if it

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' s not good for you that
I believe it, eh I do not?

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Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?

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Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?

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Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?

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I don' t think so,
don' t you think that'

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s what' s good for me
if you don' t believe it?

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Why it suits him, okay,
because if you believe it, for example,

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if you don' t believe it, there' s no crime you

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understand me. And if there'
s no crime, I can quietly go

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home today. No. That'
s right, isn' t it?

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No, isn' t that it? No or so, okay, I,

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yeah, I think there' s
a crime, but quick change you

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pinion boy. You' re a
very fickle, yet fickle judge. No

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secretary, say five pesos for the
bulk I liked. I liked note ah

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that this tribe here I have you
that na Nanina comes as a witness.

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Yes, sir, I accuse three
sideburns. It also does not matter that

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the eta is an interested statement.
I' m interested. Yes, ma

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' am, I' m sure
Rubesito gave you five pesos to testify against

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me. And there' s the
interres della. That' s not true.

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I do not allow you to express
yourself as Na Nanina, because I

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know her and I know that Nananina
is a good woman, a sincere woman

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and a woman who is all heart. What a thing to Nanina is all

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heart, sir, all heart.
Hey, Diego, you don' t

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know a word about anatomy, because
it' s not anatomy. Three skates,

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because if you' d see it
had to feed for twenty years,

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like I had to have and I' m guessing it also has a very

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big togamo guys. Hear that,
sir, or that I ate so much.

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No, no, no? Don' t you? Don' t

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you? Don' t you?
So much, No, Mom, I

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still wanted to eat tobacco and so
on. Look. Hey, don'

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t do it, doctor, I
knew Nina, Nina as a bachelorette and

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with an olive, two papitas and
three or four hubitas for dessert, the

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poor little man was already full.
He was a little bird eating, well,

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yeah, as a bachelorette. He
was a little bird eating, but

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after he got married he was an
elephant. Master. Sean no, don

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' t overdo three ducks or guys. What happens is that in the food

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thing, women, when they get
married, they change streets. Why they

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change streets or that while they'
re sunk, they eat like a little

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bird, but after they get married
they eat like dragons what you' re

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going to dress me that I ate
like a dragon. Well, no,

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no, no. The truth is, you followed him around like a little

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bird. All he did was switch
birds. We can switch birds. Yeah,

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' cause before he got married he
ate like a sparrow and then like

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a trout bird tidal blessed god hey
there' s an ostrich is a bird,

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well, yeah, a bird no, yeah, but of a size

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we go men. Right now,
I mean the elephant is a good bird

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too. Stop that That' s
good. I' ll take you three

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skates. Take back what you said
about Nanami. Well, it' s

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okay. Done, I' m
gonna take it down because you' re

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asking me to. But what a
cost it is today, it' s

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true that I didn' t steal
anything. I' m sure he didn

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' t steal anything. Look at
a wheel split in the mommy wheelbarrow.

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If it' s true what I' m telling you, Chi and that

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' s her mom' s got
some wheelbarrows that don' t matter to

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her, no, nothing. If
she has a reel, you know what

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she' s doing now. What
are you doing? He' s selling

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a mango down the street selling mangoes
down the street and you saw her,

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no, no, ah, but
come every three skates how old his mommy

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is. Well, Chico, uh, already, yesterday, he just told

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me. Yesterday, he told him
how old he was, but now I

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can' t remember if he told
me that he was one month short of

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seventy- two years old or that
he was one year short of seventy-

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two months old. Such a thing
has to be that he has a month

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to turn seventy- two. The
trebati kche because seventy- two months are

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six years, nothing more And if
your mother was one year short to fulfill

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it, she would only be five
years old and you believe that possible.

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Well, I' ll tell you
mom, she looks very young all her

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life, no matter how young three
skates look. You think your mommy can

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be five years old. Well,
no, no, no, no,

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it has to have more. We' re leaving. He' s got

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to have more. Yeah,'
cause look, I' m a lot

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younger than her and I' m
gonna be the year that' s the

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moment, don' t count me
out,' cause I' m convinced

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she has to have more. Yeah, it must be a month before he

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' s seventy- two. Of
course they did have half as well.

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That' s everyone' s opinion. Sure. Now tell me three skates.

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What kind of a son you are
when you allow your mother at seventy

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- two to push a mango cart
down the street. Oh, if she

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doesn' t push the wheelbarrow,
she' s not, no, she

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' s on a scooter and she' s carrying the wheelbarrow Let' s

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go. He' s got a
scooter that' s terrio. I know

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yes, a motornet I bought it
for you. I' m sure we

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bought it six boys, bought it
in installments. Come on, you bought

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it the square. If I stopped
by the door of a motorcycle shop,

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I saw one with a small song
that said 150 pesos to pay in six

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months. And that' s what
I paid for her. One hundred and

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fifty pesos. Not six months.
About six months. That' s what

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I got kicked out. Take me
ch and that' s what he calls

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you to buy on installments. But
it' s for you good boy.

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Everyone buys as they can. One
pays by weight and another pays by day.

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Ora, we' re going to
discuss that in the end of Nanina.

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That Rudecindo gave you five pesos to
charge three skates. That' s

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not true. Right. Of course
not. Mr Game. You don'

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t do that for five pesos or
five thousand pesos That' s not how

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you don' t do that for
five pesos or five thousand pesos for five

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thousand pesos. I' m stalking
you Look at the way it is.

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Let' s take what it is. Secretary. Follow me put five thousand

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pesos in Nanami' s fine.
I don' t know what I'

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m gonna pay for it with.
It was fine, but listen to me

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if I leave. Keep in mind
that it was a lady who didn'

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t, if I put five thousand
pesos on her, let her be in

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fifty. Sitting well and if I
remember correctly. You told me that today

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' s robbery had been done to
the owner of a profit. It'

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s not that, yes, sir, then you have a rudecinta claw.

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Yes, sir, I have a
garage. It is very good with a

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top quality service. If your machine
is malfunctioning or not working. As a

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edividee, take the morning. I
look at friends, that there we disarmed

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her, we checked her out,
she checks her and for ten or twelve

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pesos, nothing more, I mean, we left exactly the same thing that

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she was. What for ten or
twelve pesos, they leave it to me

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exactly as it was. Yeah,
exactly the same thing that was when you

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pulled her out of the jena.
Come on. You mean they leave the

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new machines. No yes, sir, but just like when they were bought,

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we go no and sometimes better than
when they were bought, better than

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when they were bought. And if
you look at the other day just to

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enter the date, the other day
faith without going any further back on the

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date, for come every three parts
in a moment and why you entangle things,

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because you, instead of talking like
that, easy to make that entanglement,

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that entanglement. Well, without going
any further back than the things of

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the date, the no more penetrating
into the date, as I say,

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look the other day, without going
any further, no, no further,

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because I read what gives you a
sense of distance. But if it happened,

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that is, you say time,
it' s time, no,

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but you have to say look the
other day it happened this and this and

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this what happened. That' s
what happened. You don' t know

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what happened, because I didn'
t, no, but the other day,

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without going any further behind, they
didn' t bring a car from

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the fifties and one to be fixed
by a bushing. There, yes,

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and see what sort of arrangement we
made for him that when the man came

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to look for him, what we
gave him was not a fifty- one

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chariot, which was then a fifty- seven chariot. Yeah, that man

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would be thrilled by now. Well, that' s right, no,

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no, no, no, the
beloved tangan was the other, the other,

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the owner of the car, the
fifty- seven who threw himself on

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the ground instead of giving him a
fifty- eight car. But then what

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was there. Well, there was
a confusion of do- turn machines that

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we gave one the one that was
from the other and fixed. But I

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went to see the owner of the
old car, explained to him what had

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happened and finally settled the matter pretty
well. Thank God, ah come on

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and three work games in his Rudesno
garage yes and he had to place it

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because he needed someone to help me. Because the garage is in a very

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central place and has a lot of
movement. Where' s that garage,

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the bishop. What a thing.
You put a garage on Bishop Dottos'

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street. Don' t wait for
the bishop who was where I wanted to

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put it or name leave it and
then, since it wasn' t against

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another place closer, I had no
choice but to put him in the cast.

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The pines where we stand. I
didn' t say you were in

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a very central place. Like not
in the most central place in the cast.

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The pine, well and what happened
in that garage, since it didn

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' t dot up one of the
gas- fires was already old enough and

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needed a fix. That' s
the truth, not and yesterday afternoon,

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at about five or five minutes five, I left three skates in the garage

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and went all the way to my
house to take a bath, that is,

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to want to get in the heat. You know it' s a

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matter of real urgency that you can' t leave for tomorrow or anything of

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course, and that' s good, because when I was going to get

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in the shower three skates called me
over the phone to remind me that the

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hose had to be fixed. I
asked him how much he thought he could

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fix. He told me that with
twenty pesos and then I answered him and

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how good. Anyone the twenty pesos
in the box perfectly and that' s

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nicer because three skates stole my twenty
pesos two bull because when I arrived the

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twenty pesos were missing from the box, but the gas hose followed the same.

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He tells me yes, with which
you stole twenty pesitos from three courtyards.

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Word of honor, that what was
there was a misinterpretation for the recognition

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of the language by Resino. No, sir, what was there was nothing

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less than a twenty- pose robbery. Don' t get involved, ma

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' am, that no one has
given you Syrian in this one, you

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got in trouble, but what'
s serious or what this period gets me

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into to make me feel like it. No, well, don' t

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start arguing. Yeah, let'
s see the three skates. What happened

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to those 20 pesos. Well,
nothing, sir, that rudeness went away

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and about half an hour after he
retired from the compound. You know who

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came in and came in mamitache ah
yes, and you believe if anything that

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Mamita came in and told me,
son, I' m grounded. You

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couldn' t get me 20 pesos
with a roll, and you gave the

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20 pesos to your mommy. Just
like no more night, son, like

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I' m gonna do that.
I first asked permission to spray Chico,

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like he asked permission from Rudecinna,
the baby. Yeah, because I called

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him and told him to listen to
me. Here' s an old hose

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that' s grounded. Then he
asked me how much you think that can

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be arranged. I answered him with
20 pesos. So, like Rubercino told

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me to take him out of the
house, I took him in the box

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and he' d say it,
Mommy. I' ll give you three

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paws, but at those twenty pesos
he didn' t ask you for a

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hose yes, for a hose and
his mommy is a hose man. I

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didn' t just tell you that
you' re seeing mango down ra scribe

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street there, Secretary, come on
in this case you see with the clarity

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of the day that there was dolo, with falsillo, to fraud, deception

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and bad faith. And since I' m not a bow and you have

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no forgiveness. I put you for
that robbery 30 days in prison hello.

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Leopoldo Fernández, Aníbal de mar de
mi cal Adolfotero and my grandel Herrera.

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He writes beaver himself, production and
direction of FranciscoÁlvarez de Lara. Manolo

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Iglesias, who atla them, tells
them very good luck. Amigos rom Audio Central