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The tremendous ordea, the tremendous court? Public hearing, the tremendous Judge of

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the tremendous Court, is going to
solve a tremendous case. Good evening,

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Secretary, good evening, Your Honor. How you feel today. Well,

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today a tooth hurts a little.
You know, man, because I didn

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' t go to the tooth,
I didn' t want to go.

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I' d like to see if
I' m a little relieved first,

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so look. I know a means. There they say it is very good

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for the pain of moeda to see
how it is the remedy is You take

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some sage leaves, add lemon that
a little juice of Guayaba roots and then

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you take some buchi sage the lemon
roots of Guayaba. That' s no

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good. How does that remedy not
work? Don' t say that?

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Man, for God' s sake, I had a horse that had that

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remedy that once they would give it
the teeth and it' s a shot.

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I' m counting on a horse. It' s 20 pesos of

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multrea, Mr Thursday, to learn
to respect the cap I say to the

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Judge. Toy failing and that'
s where we' re going to see

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what case we have for today.
Today we have an accused of causing damages

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to who caused the damage to a
Galician And I am already then complicated in

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that Galician and city immediately, Judge, light Maria Na Nanina, here this

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roughing days Caldeiro and Escovina na or
I know Candelario, three skates to larrea.

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Let' s see you roar in
a hat. Yes today, Your

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Honor, you' ve never seen
him in a hat before. Well,

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you just saw me right now.
Take off your hat. Please, not

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at all. How are you in
a court of law, sir? Take

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that hat off. You have to
kill me, Your Honor, allow me

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to explain. I want you to
explain to me that Rudecindo' s problem

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is that three skates that are going
to zero taste like me a pran ea

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and a rudel cindo is very sorry
that you see it. So, bald

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aha with which they peeled him zero. Yes, sir, this scoundrel,

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and I' m exactly stalking you
for this. You can' t accuse

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me of anything enclosure, because I' m not the one who knows that

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look like I' m still taking
it and strangling it. Well, what

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is that, which is that,
excuse me, Your Honor, is that

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what this gentleman has done to me
has no name. I don' t

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understand perfectly, but he has to
take off his hats. I' m

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not taking anything off. If it' s fine weight. Maybe you'

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ll give me 20 pesos You'
re wasting your time because I' m

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not taking off my fifty- peso
fine hat. Don' t insist,

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a hundred pesos of fine Don'
t get heavy. Hey, tie your

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hat. I told him not to
put on the nice boy dere is that

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he briefly understands. I' m
very sorry that they see my coconut,

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because I' ve been slick,
luisito like the skin of a little bedie.

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This is the hat. I'
m sending him on and your God

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who' s going to make him
see it' s already done, take

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off my hat. Love me the
favor that ugly. You look hatless to,

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but you' re going to relax
too, doctor, because I mother

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in Rushin' s head didn'
t peel like that for that ranch landing

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field byer rechiz hear me I'
m going to murder words of indignant Spanish

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eh silence, let' s see
Na Nanina. You know what happened here,

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of course, Your Honor, see
that the matter is that three skates

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are now working on a barbershop of
a friend of mine, I put my

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mind to it until I recommended it. So Barbero now from the Patrin does

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laugh. I don' t know
how happy it is for my things,

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come here three ducks and you know
that trade like fichichi the barber no and

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or night and how you' re
working, man, because you have to

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work on something, but as far
as you know, how you' re

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going to peel if you' re
not Barbero. Well, I' m

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kind of defending myself. You know
the only thing that sometimes I get a

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cut up and this cumba right here
behind the Orea, I put it on

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people' s inside the skull.
No, and that' s where I

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see the cut down and the pointer
comes to stick his shoes. She'

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s barbaric. But, for the
rest, night come waterfall three for you

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neither the customers do not protest their
jobs, yes, pro tita, but

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they go to chechio because peeled.
If really one thing that can' t

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be turned, no one' s
gonna get on now that they hit his

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hair. I didn' t take
it from you that I shouldn' t

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see you take anyone out of summer
was yes, no, yes, yes,

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yes, and you peel yes and
complain you shave also yes. It

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was like no boy. Well,
if you find a man who has warts,

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he' s found himself here with
warts like night. You did tell

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me to take care of my wart, but it turns out I' ve

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already been through with the roarers.
She tells me to take care of that

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wart, that I keep it and
then what it is that it is wrapped

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with a paper and told to take
it away. You. Chile yes,

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dog figure of milk and we did
not understand any proto and I have problems.

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Okay it' s the game I
played when the young guys were me

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I was told cane, ah don' t tell me I was cutting.

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I' m not going to tell
you guys, who are you so I

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don' t like you is an
exclamation like that a lord and there are

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times when I' m with the
knife in my hand and I don'

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t know boy. I can'
t stand how that is. It seems

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to me that what I have in
my hand on the mocha tells him cane

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and I start in the car and
you look. If that' s when

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I shave your head and I don' t know what happens. It wasn

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' t the other day I took
one' s ear. So if a

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fat poor guy cut off his ear. If it' s so narrowed down,

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it had to be carried through the
pituitary. There you were quick to

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figure out, they hit his ear
and sewed it to him with thread.

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Figure out there was no thread in
the hospital and you had to grab a

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boy who was expiring in a squeak. He was run by rum in the

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rain and his ear was sewn up
there, but it was thrown back.

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Boy completely how it feels good.
It is the man feels good, but

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like he has the ear to look
back, he hears everything goes late or

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throws out another wise one and as
they sewed him with chiringa thread, head

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to get some air that gets steep
alone and I don' t know or

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tell me in a way that you
peeled aruguesita. Yeah, but he sent

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me. He sent me. What
does it say boldly I didn' t

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send myself to anything man, a
mandate boy iio. Let' s see

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what happened rudely, because nothing nutritious, a magistrate. The matter which,

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as you know, I am a
member of the blackmailed society and its region

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and precisely a week ago I was
appointed president of the recreator section. Then,

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with the noble and sacred purpose of
raising funds for society, I organized

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a charitable function that was to be
held just tomorrow. But what' s

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all that got to do with this
case? That' s what I'

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m saying, nothing. Benemeritus judge
who, wishing to look like a neat

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and elegant person, decided to put
myself in the hands of the Figaro and

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groom me as I was debidu And
then, for me, of grace,

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I met with a Nanina And why, for your misfortune, man, because

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it was you who recommended me to
peel with three skates. Well, yeah,

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because you told me you wanted to
know about a cheap barber. And

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the truth is, three patis charge
us very cheaply. So, no,

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he doesn' t fight well,
I won' t fight, but as

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cheap, yes, what are his
prices, three games. Well, that,

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that turns them on. Guys like
that get caught, let it go,

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fall, no, no, no, let it get caught, let

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it go, get caught. No, boy turns it on. If a

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person who has money or if he
doesn' t have it, if he

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depends, lets go, doesn'
t let go, doesn' t depend,

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depends if he doesn' t.
For example, if the hot head,

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how hot the man who comes to
bind and client if it is the

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head, because you know that there
is a camera head of that one that

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you have to fall among tremas dogs. At the very least, then,

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of course, if the man with
the head always in the giraffe rises in

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circulation, for that is what turned
for me also the price to be charged

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for the rita. Don' t
touch net there. Nobody' s playing

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with Tarifa. Tarifa is the animal
of pecull. It' s not gonna

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be the giraffe. That' s
the rafa. Yeah, you' re

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sure. Yes, sir Well,
then the rate rises a little bit.

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If you lack an ear, for
example, you already give it a discount

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in the end, you price it
or vary how Barian is going to change,

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well, Cambean it the same Ian
but more or less. You don

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' t have a normal rate.
Well if I charge, for example,

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if you want a bald but fast. Thirty sitting, thirty sitting by a

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fast peel, fast is one thing
you don' t see. The tip

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of the scissors doesn' t see
it so I can subtract. It'

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s a car snuck to the edge
of aha. No more than 30s the

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thirty- mo tab wait wait well
sat down from the insurance that sure,

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my insurance. Oh, but you
have to pay him his insurance, naturally,

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and you know that a peeled out
of that fast couldn' t look

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so good. And then the client
wants to kill a no, no,

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but they kill one you can be
sure. There' s one thing that

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' s good. But come on
how much you charge in your barber shop,

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because the prices are eighty- forty
everywhere. Well, no, no,

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no, I charge thirty- ten
and for that, but look at

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me there bingo on my drums,
but it has bingo as well as last

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night, so and the ox thing
the number of good people, well,

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okay, well, and someone'
s gotten something good so far. No,

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so far nothing has been taken out. But the most I' ve

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been seven months from now, I' m here in seven months. I

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think someone should have gotten something good
out. Your Honor, please, I

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had already made a pair of thistles. They' re wearing straws and we

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' re going to salt Thank you. That' s what Galician broth is,

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it' s straw, ten pesos
of fine. Don' t come

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back, you' re gonna get
a heavy price. It' s just

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that what you used to live is
a bus and it' s more fine

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weight. Come here, the doctor, come here. If I tell you

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what I' m thinking now how
much you' d put fifty pounds on

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me, I couldn' t leave
it a little cheaper. I ory thirty,

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thirty, no better worth it.
What were you thinking of me that

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you are a Christine fifty pesos who
cultured as in fifty I had left it

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to me in thirty pesos. Yeah, but it made me want to raise

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her price. Now that it'
s been you' re very dirty,

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like he told me you' re
like Lucio, a friend of mine good

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people and business people. Ah bur
b Yes, sir hear me what I

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' m doing. I am a
very busy person with not and I am

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not set to allow my personality to
appear here to hear what you say bobertus.

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But well, refresh the Galician carlo. What did he love you,

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what soda? What are you saying? Not that I see like this,

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it' s that I retire and
you leave that convent how you' re

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going to leave If you accused her, you have the defendant. You don

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' t tell me I' ve
been charged for that crap, and it

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' s just that you wanted me
to use the creane and keep me quiet.

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I don' t think so.
You have to pay me five hundred

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pesos of indignisation for not being able
to attend the party tomorrow, that breakup.

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But if you can out there,
boy, you' re not gonna

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be able to go with the smooth
coconut. This truth. Good for you,

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let' s see. You went
to see three skates for you to

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peel That' s not what I' m asking Yes, sir, because

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Nana Nina recommended it to me.
Yes, Judge Rudecindo, he came by

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my house and told me he wanted
to peel off. Then I recommended you

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to three skates because, as cheap, there is no one to set foot

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on you well and I followed your
full advice to sink and that, after

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all, you are the only one
to blame, because to peel you must

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not be as bad as him.
Not to see one being mean, ma

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' am, is that if one
can save one' s peach, then

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of course it is true that you
peel yourself always where it costs you the

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cheapest truth. I try that you
always know look, Your Honor, and

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Rudecinto is grabbed that I have a
beautiful cat. You know about that angora

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thing with a very long hair.
You' re gonna be able to do

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it if it happens to them.
Ma' am I have your leader and

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Rudecito is crazy about that cat.
Yeah, actually. Doctor. I really

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like the cat aha, because when
you gave yourself an appeal. When he

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was at home, he loaded the
cat all the time, and he offered

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to buy it for me, to
buy the cat for him. Yeah.

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I asked him ten pesos for him
and he then offered me nine fifty.

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Yeah. Frankly you know what I
thought the cat was worth, well,

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but the difference was fifty cents and
so on, he didn' t buy

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me the cat, clearly because I
don' t pay you to win anyone.

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Thing is, you went to peel
off with three skates and three skates,

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you peeled him off fast. Yeah, yeah, but because he sent

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me. I didn' t send
it. I sent you, Chico.

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When you went up to Armchair,
you told me you have cypresses. He

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doesn' t smell his son,
he' s got a dick. You

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told me you have cypresses. Then
I said yes. Then he tells me

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no. He left a single hair
on me. You remember how? How?

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You told me not to leave a
single hair on me. Yeah,

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he really told me that. I
told him, but now I realize it.

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Man, yeah, nothing that when
I had Nana' s cat I

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didn' t even get loaded with
the whole hair shirt. Oh yeah,

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right,' cause the cat that
long, a lot of hair. Not

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then, to get to the barbershop
I told this gentleman not to leave a

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hair on me, but I was
talking about cat hairs to wipe my hair

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off my shirt. Oh and I
explained the best thing like you told me

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to that, because I put my
hand in the machine and doing it and

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you didn' t realize that I
was peeling it fast, no doctor,

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because frankly, I when I sit
on a barber chair I fall asleep right

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away. Do me a favor,
so I must be paid damages, because

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this gentleman has spoiled my hair.
I made the tea I didn' t

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send him anything. Yes or justice, doctors, justice not justice. I

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ask eight because I' ve been
brought here. I' ll put that

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one in my mouth. I'
m just going to dictate. They'

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re sentencing. Don Rudesindo do not
have what he demands, right since his

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explanation is not logical, he maintains, but you three skateboards for peeling without

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being barber that turns six months.
I want in the prison of Caimito,

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where Adolfo MiguelÁngel Herrera writes Castor
Bispo, production and direction. Miguel yao

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Allo Iglesias who speaks to them,
tells them very good luck. Friends. Audio Central