Fondicidio

0:04 The tremendous edge, the tremendous court or public hearing, the tremendous judge of the tremendous court will solve a tremendous case. Good night, Secretary, good night, Mr Game, hear or fancha does nothing to you. Let me have an ocation. If I already see it running, nobody' s okay with how it' s still in regular health. Regular. I haven' t had it in a while, but again I' m having a little rheumatism on my arm. Left, listen to me, it won' t be what you' ve run. I say what has rained. I don ' t think so, because these days it hasn' t rained so much I don' t, I don' t mean what has rained these days, since you refer then to what has rained since you were born until now.

0:58 Ma' am, it wasn' t doing any more You think it rained a lot. Listen to me, it' s flooded to send a bird pile. Put on a fine umbrella so you won' t get wet. But listen to me, Mr Man, I' ll retort or I ' ll put a layer of water on it. Let' s also see what case we have today a scam here in conned the owner of a fonda to appear the complicated in that fondi and city and right away. Lord was light Mary nothing a friend. Here you can taste the via Rubescindo Calveiro and it is recent coeña or know Candelario test Patines a Larrea. Let' s see what' s going on with you guys today. It' s all right, sir, that I' m running, that is, Nana Nana has rubbed it on me and makes us more than accuse me for every kid, because you don' t make the most of the houses done, things that man does. Of course, doctor, you imagine you can live by stealing from everyone. Chin will be all right. That' s why, compadre, you' re very wrong, because the payer does it. That ' s really how they' re going That' s more respect than no.

2:12 Mr No, Your Honor, that is true, yes, what the bellino says, no, yes, of course. It' s very difficult for justice to mess with three skates and sooner or later. The one who pays it. I' m sure you doubt it. Yeah,' cause look, that' s a saying. Yeah, and I' m tired of seeing the sayings fayan without any other patients. You' re not wrong. The sayings are the synthesis of human wisdom. Which synthesises the mass. I don' t know you don' t, but if I mean yes, yes, yes, and they never fail it. That didn' t fail. Hey, I' m getting old. It' ll be about five years. Without going any further, they go after the hand. Let ' s say. I studied in music what I wanted to dedicate to giving concert, no, and when it seemed to me that I already knew enough music, I presented myself at a Di Theater a violin concert and threw tomas because you would play very badly. Okay, I don' t have to be oricute, but I let some time go by the tonces. But what, uh, but what then, then, what is that? The tonces, then, yes, was the same word. I' ll let you spend some time. I showed up again at the same Teatro Di guitar concert and they threw tomato at me. You can tell me about this, too.

3:34 Well, guys tell us one thing with violin and another thing with guitar. Yeah, well, it was the same thing for me,' cause I got tomatoed the same thing with the violin guitar. Well, another duck, but that doesn' t mean I failed the saying. Oh, no, no, sir, the one who failed was you, who didn' t know how to touch either. Well, then that really makes her pay, that' s right, that' s right. Now, you' ll see if it' s true or not going to trial what three skates did today, because you' ll see my illustrious doctor. I now have a fonda that is not because it is mine, no, but in terms of good cooking and careful service. He has nothing to envy to any restaurant in Havana that eats well in that fonda. All the dishes served on it are slow soco. Isn' t it true nana or anything good, half, at least without like half at least? Yes, Mr Cuez, because you order a plate in that fonda and bring it to you in half an hour so you knew I don' t know, but slow, yes they are good, hear me na nanina, but that' s because you always order rice with chicken bacala vizcain. For her, the Valencian, there are things like that that delay in making herself asks for a can of sardines and you will see how she is served in the ate. So and I' m gonna go down to a fonda and eat a can of sardine. That ' s why I' m going to a warehouse. I buy it and I eat it to Jimmin, so look what it does, but in the cellar it has no comfort and maybe when opening the, because if you splash good oil the Chinese, but that satin in can, there that with eating

5:05 it you know but you know how to eat it like you have to know how to eat it clear boy? With what you eat the sandins with potatoes have been heard not onion guys or not. You don' t have to eat satin in old clothes, in old clothes, of course, boy. So, even though the clothes that oil pick has no impotentness and seeing is maybe you' re right, no, but anyway, a na nina. You won' t deny me that my fonda' s food is the first meal, because yesterday you ate half fried chicken and tell the truth how hard the chicken is, too hard. Yes, Mr Look, if you were hard, you can' t cut it with the knife because knife didn' t fit well. But that doesn' t mean the chicken was too hard.

5:54 Oh no man of course it wasn' t maybe that the piggy was too good. That' s right, the knife was softer than the chicken. It' s true, because I had to let him grab the chicken with his hands and get in with his teeth and it wasn' t tasty. Sso soso. Well, when I finished eating the chicken and ovic that you guys were chopping your fingers, yeah, but I had to force it by force and that' s why, because you didn' t put napkins on me. Oh, my God, Doctor, don' t listen to him and go one day for my fonda so you can convince yourself that in that fonda kitchen the best cook there is in Havana. Yeah, who' s that cook. I tell you the cook is yourself. Yes, sir, when you want a high- cooking demonstration, it' s okay you don' t give it any more, sir Well, that' s when you want to go home that mommy, if it' s going to be a high- cooking dish, well, the tallest thing a cook can cook, the pheasant thing to the mushroom. No, I don' t tail a caper, and that' s as high as a cook can cook.

6:59 Yeah,' cause it' s weird cooking, Mommy, it' s not the way to have that stuff. So boy daddy tail, a werewolf daddy tail. See if it' s tall, not tall, being tall, but that dish doesn' t catch my eye. Then you can do it. For example, I saw past buttered grilled water that looks very tasty, Papa stuffed with gum that. That' s horrible. Yes, and it' s a mamé cacara salad with a kind of sauce such that you ' re going to suck your finger of taste and that your mom knows how to do the tartar sauce well as you' re not going to know if mamita is more cake for you to sarse to herself. She also makes a very good soup, you know, but the bad thing is that that soup can' t be taken anything more than in the month of buluch in July, that soup is that, the Julian soup doesn' t make me.

7:46 That soup can only be taken in July, July, c. C. That' s why I' m not telling you it' s not Juliana, yes, but it can' t be taken in May. No, Chico, because it doesn' t work out with the month. You know what Mommy does for the month of May, not what she does in May and then that' s for you now in August. Well, sure, why would you say that about Mommy throwing it at stars or shield? How star or shield? If all morning Mommy threw a pesetas for the air that comes out star, then she does that for stars and what she does if it comes out shield, soup scudella, but in short tough being what happened in that fonda. Well, nothing doc turned that yesterday at noon, three skates entered the fonda with a lady, sat at a table and asked for a paella to the Valencian. I made them a magnificent doctor paella and they ate her very happy and very pleased exactly. And what, then, that after that shot a paella to take advantage of an oversight of the waiter, they got up from the table and left without paying. Well, rounding up, but that' s what you were to blame for. I didn' t tell him to charge him three kickers in advance. Yeah, but there ' s a man like he was with a lady. I didn' t think I was gonna make that boviría. I' m sure you were going with your mommy, true that you were going out there, not Perez, Perez, Perez. It wasn' t already you were hiding that. No.

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It' s warm as what I' m good at, I stayed some chick that' s new. No boy, no, no, no, yeah, that' s your foot. Yeah, it was my pony aunt chi I aunt that pothronillas coltro nor the other one married to my uncle or ferino che Petronila petro Look at Cinecio' s sister, Yes, the sister cale la cale was following Sinecio, Yes, Boguerra followed him from the head and I didn' t hevito i no, no, we hit that one more. No, no, no, no. First it was end and then Petronillos yes, I remember the wake of Cinecio, Petronilla, crying itself. He was married to uncle That was the politician Ceferino Zeferino boy hear me political my, the political uncle How he cried of Petronila, cino who was me. I think it was my magua. Not what, without saying Petronila, no, no, if Necio was a big boy, I was three months older than Patronilla about three months and they were not children of the same mother. No, it wasn' t me. No. I don' t think there' s the same dad either, and that' s how they were brother, brother, I think they took you like this.

10:37 She was telling my brother Hey, my brother was arm- to- arm, he got into the family, and I don' t know how who frequents the other ring and I don' t know anymore. And then how do you say that estilla was your aunt, yes, married to my Uncle Frere. It was an aunt of yours who was with you if it ' s already happening, it' s not even taking the poverty on a bike, and that' s why, because it turns out that she' s my uncle or ferine. He was what he called a quilede chauffeur b yes, but he was rented one day. They told him to be taken away by the repatos and there he was robbed and robbed of the sheet, cha, sheet, nothing more, nothing smaller, what a true luck. Then he kept walking without a plate, but in half an hour they rented it. Two other individuals also assaulted him and stole his rubbers, the rubbers also four bomb, but he kept walking. Yeah, yeah, without the rubber, but in half an hour, they jumped back and stole his car.

11:33 Then he kept walking without in tomavil. How he walked without an entomobile. Man on foot, he' s blind to fools. All right, well and what ah because all that gave him so much feeling that he died of melancholy. You know the week after Melancolía pooped me and his aunt, Petronila, what happened to him. Well, because my aunt from Petronila was, she had committed herself two barely and when she saw her widow she got a tremendous pain, a terrible pain, a spaming pain is explained and you did nothing for it. Since John has not done it, I saw it with such great pain, for you see it. That thing that I bought an inspirin, how insperine is small. That doesn' t take away the pain, not three games. That will remove a physical pain, like a headache, a toothache, but it does not take away the pain of becoming a widow. I' m sure you don' t. Of course you don' t ever get to be a widow. I' m not going to be a widow. I three pati so, like you know you don ' t take it off. Cha why you can' t take it off and follow what happened to that guy. I said that I met her on the street and she told me how bad she was, yes, and that the only thing they were putting in her house to eat was flour with crab, no crab, flour with little meat, no meat, and flour with shrimps without shrimp. For God' s sake, then what they put in is flour with nothing. It' s not that, it' s guys with nothing. My aunt told me that some days they had to put the cream flour without h good that nothing that invites to that, because I invite her we teas to her. He said good, but right away. He said we already entered the fonda and that it happened, that it was the

13:07 recin fonda We asked for a rubescindo paella. He made us a pretty good paella. That' s the truth and we ate it between the two of us, of course, and after that they left without paying a new metagonist. Hey. Of course I do Of course I do Of course I do Of course I do. That' s a state. No, sir, you' re wrong. Che' s gonna be wrong. Three skates. You had to pay what she had to pay for cha. No, sir, I' m not going back now, because that paella didn' t have to pay for it and eight didn' t, but no. You didn' t eat it, yes, but I didn' t do it. Like he didn' t do it. No Boy, I get to that fonda. Listen, I sit down and ask for a paella. But when I ask for that paella, who' s the cook doing it, who' s the roughing cook and then that paella has to pay for the little wheel and that' s why, why he' s going to be old. You didn' t say right now, same as the one who makes it. The pay is for you to dance, Secretary, come to the sentence. Your apology does not walk, because according to the law it expresses what is done in the kitchen, it must be paid at the table.

14:01 I can' t stand it. Of course, such bartering with which he pays the Galician. I put 30 days to Fernández Aba de Barreica, Adolfo Otero and my Angel Herrera writes Castor Bispo, Production and Direction. Miguel Ya or Manolo Iglesias, who speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Amigos Audio Central