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0:04 The tremendous court, the public hearing, the tremendous judge of the tremendous court is going to solve a tremendous case. Good night, Secretary. Good evening, Your Honor, how you' re still in health and don' t talk to me about it. Everything happens to me and you don' t believe it. Listen to me what' s happened to you now, because I really like bananas and yesterday I ate half a dozen silver, not apple tree and another measure of silver not donkey, and what you missed. Well, the apple trees, no, but the donkeys. It seems so, because my wife says I missed last night. The whole night squawking tell me and he didn' t go to the doctor, but like the doctor mine was a seizure of rebuznitis and he went to see me with a specialist.

1:06 But that' s the problem where I find a rebusnitis specialist. Hey, Judge, there' s no rebuznologist in Cuba. Of course not. If there were, they' d starve to death for what. Because the only thing that has a little squabble and it' s in Cuba is me and I wasn' t going to keep it all. You' re right. But look, Judge, don' t worry, and you keep blubbering all night that that doesn' t matter. You think I don' t have the potential. I don' t think so. After all, the only thing that makes you dream ambush is 20 pesos fine for that opinion and to see what case we have today a scam, sir I play here in this lighthouse to a Spaniard, because I already get the complicated in that Spanish and place immediately. Judge, light Maria Na Nanina takes every day. Rubescindo Caldeiro and it' s Covina together or I know Candelario, three daddy from a good Rudecinto, let' s see the scam is you, right, sir it' s not for giving me importance, not or any of that.

2:09 But the con man is me and the con man is you. It doesn ' t, it climbs, yes, sir, it' s not about giving me importance to, well, not putting no, not who told you. I said I' m the con man. He hasn' t told anyone yet. But if the thing is that someone has to tell them I know, I say it and with great pleasure. What a thing you are the swindler, because the swindle 200 pesos to Rudestingue and to you what you care, sir you will suck the breed of Ruecinto ket No, sir I cannot be the breeding mom of Rudecinto, because Rude Cinto takes me about forty years. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Who says forty says thirty- nine and a half the case the same, Oh, beautiful, God, man. Well, one day I' m going to get Galicia to my head, Your Honor, and I' m going to come here with a stake and they ' re going to know what Spain in flames means or well, cabro, well, don' t give me the favor of leaving the flames for the firemen. And tell me what happened to three games, already before everyone.

3:21 Doctor, I want to warn you that I am married and that my wife is very good, but that my mother- in- law is inexhaustible. Listen to me Rodecinto, I' ll give you some advice. Don' t fuck with your mother- in- law. Why me? Why does it sound like a big union and says that if they keep throwing him out with lightning, they' re going to declare the strike of fallen daughters as fallen daughters. If sir says they' re taking the scigas to his house and the ires fix it only as they can, well, the thing about taking the daughter home. Some can do it, but my father- in - law can' t do it because he doesn' t have a home. Like he doesn' t have a home. No, ma' am, it hasn' t been aired in mine for twenty years, and there ' s no one to get it out of it, but then you have caste because you live in your daughter' s house. Yeah, but it just so happens that your daughter' s house rent has to be paid for and I' m good. This rental is a detail that doesn' t matter to you at all, yes, but for my landlord I don' t think how humble. Anyway, rudely, don' t fuck with your mother- in- law, because I support the opinion that mother- in - laws are the firmest soft ten in society. And that' s what ' s short. Done, dredge of or is standing already very simple again because without in- laws there are no son- in- laws. No son- in- law, no marriage. Without marriage there are no women and without sugar there is no country. Okay. Yeah, no. I agree with you in the assumptions you just said that without sugar, no, there is no country without sugar. But when one, for example, is

4:56 going to buy one in his career, they don' t force one to shit with ingenuity as well. Don' t listen to this one, but a mother- in- law isn' t a good wit. Well, no. That would have to be executed, because you know that there is an ingenuity that is called to enter Spain. What does this tell me, that there is mother- in- law who are from Spain. You can also hear it for a moment. Please don' t mix me up here with Motherland or that argument that hurts me, because you don' t fuck with your mother- in- laws. Why the mother- in- laws are lying on the ground and can' t stand a mae. Why don ' t you take in with the in- laws. Let' s see why in- laws don' t spend the day getting into everything, criticizing everything and hunting everything. The curtain. Well, rudely, you' ll forgive me, but I think mother- in- law does very well in casualizing through the kitchen, because they do very well chi because if they don ' t throw out their hand from time to time while the daughters take practice, God knows the Zambumbia, we would have to shoot our husbands. Of course I have you having us here bubbling and not Kimbombia bombarding us on that.

6:00 But that' s not so serious. That settles like a good cookbook. I think it' s clear that if Chico sees when I married a certain person I' m looking at and I don' t mean no, no, don' t say it, tell him if you want to say it without pity to say you married a nanny. If you knew that no, I won' t know. If not, for she could not do, neither could sweet potatoes pass through water. What do you say when I married you? It' s been a Galician singing class that buzzed at his ballanga, Carlos Gallego. That' s why, ma' am, when I' ve told you that whoever malanga, cato Galician, horse studies, but you' ve told him a malanga, Carlos Galician and why not, Chico, who is the Galician carto so that I don' t throw you any more allanguel quin bombo and whatever I want you' re expensive at that.

6:49 Leave that what you were going to say when you started talking about your ex Yes well, nothing in your ex eh your ex if the lady didn ' t, no, not see the marriage, what about marriage. When my ex- e says it, it' s called my ex- lord, my ex- lord. That' s how I came up with that problem. What a problem, the question of the quote that I didn' t know anything else. What to do with her, because you got married and went on your honeymoon, didn' t you, what honeymoon? There was never honey on that moon but how so, because it went ah Maria Chin. Well, you let me ask you if there was ever anyone on this moon, why you had so many years on that moon, because it was sixteen years. So I don' t know what I spent all that time. Listen to me about the case or I don' t want you to give me the question she had asked. I' ll talk to him, don' t change him talk about the stable moon. Well, let ' s see then you' re sorry for that That' s good for you Why did you beat her? I don' t know what she' s looking for. Looks like the one I' m telling you. I ' ve got cano to tell you Of course you have to tell me.

8:13 Oh, you' re the one who wants to. He tells me what he wants and I feel like saying it today because I made you not feel sorry ah well, yes, sing Parliament, pandere Parliament, but we' re going to leave that and tell me what happened to him, when he got married, when navida nothing, but I solved problems the food by buying him a cookbook. There' s no book a very good guy bought him that' s called the art of frying by Professor Salsita ch Well, well, you don' t know that book. Not the one I know is another, which one, the art of making pure is by a donkey, as you know the little book that hears me, don' t look at him. I know the second volume, or what the second volume is, the art of feeding you for that go and bathe you cha. That book doesn' t exist between failures. Jite You, you want to buy it in which bookstore they sell it in the same snow you told me. You, you have the weight of a fine, so to speak, lie and keep rude, but without throwing it at your mother- in- law.

9:15 All right, said, sir, because a lot to throw at the mother - in- law. But when there is a sick person in the house, they well run for the mother- in- law to help exactly, to help care for the sick. And when the marriage wants to go to the movies and not who stays with the child, well they know how to call the mother- in- law to help exactly, to help care for the child? And when there is a quarrel between husband and wife and gets entangled in the pita, well they know to go to mother- in- law to help exactly, to help entangle the pita? Is it how to tangle the pita? You are defending me or you are attacking me defending the lady I am supporting everything you say. Well, don' t lean on me like that because I' m going to fall and I' m going to kill myself. Ma' am, you miss me. I have said before and I repeat now that mother- in- law is the firmest support of society, because she is the rest of the daughter, barefoot of the home, the barefoot of the family. Yeah, it' s the only thing she doesn' t have a break with her. She' s not the truth. That may happen in some particular case, because there are always exceptions. But my mother- in- law, for example, my mother - in- law is a saint. He never fights you, he never talks a word of complaint to me. They don' t all mess around, they don' t mess around, and how long they' ve been living with you, with us. No, no, if she lives in New York, you mate like that any Holy Boy man, of course, yes, naturally, refusing to have the arrows. True that if she were here, it would bring you the opposite in everything as mine does, because even when we go out for a ride in a doctor machine, she always

10:46 wants the opposite as well as the opposite with you. Yes, sir, if I want to go to the consolation of the north, she wants to go to the consolation of the South, if I want to go to the water, she wants to go to Ceiba a lot. And if I want to go down like that and she wants to go to Manus dressing. The truth is, they win mother- in- law, they get to that age. They become a child, because he must be, like, 18 years old. Not good, free pitch, not man, he doesn' t have sixty- four the least, as you hear. How would it be that on the other day there was a party in the center of Gallego Aha and then Rubens Sinto asked his mother- in- law we went to the center, what he said to her that no, that he wanted to go to the corner. Look, that' s funny. It' s true. Rodo to say yes, sir, and the worst, it is not done, Mr Count, but when I am late home, my mother - in- law will suck at my wife so that my women will make a fuss over me and that you will give her the right to defend her ija. No, but my mother- in- law doesn' t defend.

11:43 My mother- in- law attacks that it' s not the same. Okay. That will be a very special case. Compadre. There' s a lot of mother- in- laws that go crazy to please their hinds. No. No, if nothing just doesn' t go crazy, the only thing about it is that the madness gives him to squeeze him, that' s what' s wrong, I don' t exaggerate, and it won' t be so much that he doesn' t. You don ' t know my mother- in- law, ma' am She' s a locksmith. That' s not insulting a nanine. The horse thing. I say that because my mother- in- law is number one in my house and number one is horse and sawman because she was born on the hill. Well, then it' s okay. But I just said what happened to you with three patis, because nothing doctor my mother- in- law has another daughter not there in Buenos Aires. She is married to an Argentine woman and, as I couldn' t stand it anymore. I started throwing her away to spend a 10- or 12- year- old time with that daughter. And what did your mother- in- law say?

12:45 Yes, but I had to pay you for the first trip to Buenos Aires and listen to me, doctor. You know how much it costs. A first trip to Buenos Aires is to cost a jet of weight, true jet, nothing more a bath full of what it costs. Companion that you were not willing to pay for it. Yeah, like I wasn' t willing to pay for it, even if I had to pawn my shirt. No, but that' s where I went to see three skates that I don ' t know where the truth was that I had the problem. That one from my mother- in- law. Well, that' s Mamita' s intelligence service, which you know is always so much, but where there may be a business, I want to make it clear what her mom is doing now. Mommy' s got a store made where you want to know to go over there. You don' t even think about going around and why, because an antique shop and maybe I' ll sell you a ticket.

13:35 But there the yes made to the sea you are rude what told three skates. Well, he told me that he had a friend who was Marino Aha and that for 200 pesos nothing more, he took my mother- in - law to Buenos Aires in the first place and you gave it to him. Yes, sir, I had that weakness. I made it up for him. My mother- in- law packed her bags, said goodbye to us, climbed into a machine that brought her three skates and left me with the natural joy. In those cases I told my lady well, at last alone, now we will be happy and indeed, doctor at two and a half hours and my mother- in- law was home again, like she was home again. Yes, because if scoundrel didn' t take her to Buenos Aires, and it was the capital of the Argentine Republic where he took her, then to the Buenos Aires driveway. Nothing more. Okay, you didn' t amina me Argentina rubecindo. You told me the thing was to take her first to Buenos Aires. No smaller, bontos three skates, but you started by telling her that whoever was going to take her was a friend of yours, that he was a sailor yes boy, because he has faith that he took her to the house of Buenos Aires, a boatman son and pass boatman there that that sailor does not say my opinion, no, but that is not a trip. First, three cute little games. Careful put that because precisely I told him very clearly, so that there would be no problem after how he told him well, of course, I say not to put the second or the third speed take them to Buenos Aires in the first

15:07 that was the deal that I say. Write down the Secretary Let' s have the sentence. The scam looks so clear that frankly I don' t know if there will be a tougher face in the world than yours and how your misdemeanor already makes me very tired. Give back what you' ve collected and turn ninety days. Condiotonto Fernández, balance to the sea Mil Adolfotero and MiguelÁngel Herrera. Castor Obispo writes, production and direction. Clara Vallolo Iglesias who speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Friends. Focused Audio