June 8, 2024

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The tremendous Orte? The tremendous court
to public hearing, the tremendous? Judge

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of the tremendous Court is going to
solve a tremendous case tonight. Secretary,

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good night, dear, Joe,
how do you next. You' re

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going to be weak today, very
weak, and that' s nothing.

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I didn' t feel very good
about my stomach today and I barely had

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lunch and now I have a weakness
that I' m falling down hears why

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I don' t eat something,
what I' m going to eat now

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You want me to go get you
a tamale Here, in the corner there

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' s a tamale that has it. Very good, very good. He

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thinks I like a tamale at this
hour. No, that' s why

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don' t you worry. It' s bad that he sells that tamale.

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They' re medicinal, they'
re medicinal. Ah yes, sir

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yes, besides, maixicane flour,
pork flour have penicillin, bicarbonate, extract,

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say cod and also b twelve.
I' m sure you have everything

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you hear, you can eat it
without fear. None of them are covered

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by a letter from a physician,
committing themselves to curing the free in case

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one of these is wrong and harming
him. So doctor gave him that letter.

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Who, the tamale, that to
none, none. The letter is

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not from any means of who he
is then a veterinarian. I' ll

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get the size. No thanks,
don' t bother, no, no,

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if you don' t mind me, Mr Jay, I' ll

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be glad to do it. It
is known that I take him to you

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do not take me. Leave me
where I am and see what case we

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have today. Well, one escapes
who' s bluffing to a Spaniard.

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I' ll get it complicated in
that Spanish and I' ll be right

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back. Lord today, light Maria
Ana Nanina, here this not every day

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roughness pargairo and this vineyard j o
be Candelario, three patiles. Aha yes,

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sir the scoundrel of three patis goes
to me too I don' t

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know you stand up. I think
it' s going to fit you and

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now tell me three fatines. It
was possible that even on a day like

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today you stop coming to court accused
oqueto. He asks me why it'

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s going to be. You don' t know what months we' re

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in, yeah, in May,
what day it is today. Today.

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You put more of a fag question
to her. What a day it is

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today. Oyr hears Monday, Monday, that Monday twenty and you don'

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t know what the twenty man is. How can I not know, sure,

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what is the twenty, the twenty
fine cats three partons go. I

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' m talking about today' s
date. You don' t know that

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May 20th is a national holiday.
Ah, you meant that. Of course

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I do, as I won'
t know, boys and maybe a little

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bit, I' m born on
May 20th. I gave the nation to

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you on the 19th, not the
14th of May, the 14th of September.

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Yes, all approaches, you that
for a little bit more on the

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20th of May, because in the
house where Mommy lived she had two floors

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and she lived on the second,
because the 20th of May of the year

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in which I was born had a
very nice child the neighbor who lived on

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the first floor. It' s
just that you have to see that man

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afraid that if the stork gets the
floor wrong. It' s me of

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carnal with twenty of ay see of
the ball notice what the r and let

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' s not discuss that, but
it will be possible that on a date

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like today, you have committed one
is who chi, you don' t,

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no, no, that nothing.
Monina moment, three skates delete me

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from Monita, well, from that
Monina thing. I' m telling you

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that as a sample of accuracy and
as an estimation test. It doesn'

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t matter, even if the moldy
gets dressed, silky, Monina stays.

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And besides, I' m not
Morninda, I' m not Mosnino to

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see Rudecin in Netomonita' s family, no, sir, and to see

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Rudecinto, what did three ducklings do. Well, you see, Mr Monino,

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that' s it. Put a
fine on Ruth City. Teo just

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said you didn' t, Mr
Well, because this was fifty pesos doctor.

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That' s not true. Rue
yes, because it' s not

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true. Rudeciendo, he didn'
t give you fifty pesos in front of

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me. He did give me fifty
pesos and what you wanted with them.

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I took it to Mommy to buy
her dresses, Chico, like to buy

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her dress. Of course you did
You didn' t read it to me.

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That' s why I laugh Pindi, doctor and name of the children

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of Spain. I ask for you
not to worry rudely that it will be

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done to you if chi but start
by telling me how you are on three

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skates, those fifty pesos. With
pleasure, Mr Fire Van, and if

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I have covered it up for you, I' m glad that you'

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re staying right now, you'
re going to keep quiet, you know,

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not a little bit of this guy, Chico. No, sir,

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well, Rudecinto man, you'
re saying you' ll be happy to

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explain to me the way you'
re focusing it. But if I haven

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' t covered it up, I' m looking for it. Fact that

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' s what I' m waiting
for. Oh, you' re gonna

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scold me for a road. I
wouldn' t have to mess with anything

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else. I can scold him.
Put a weight on him, I'

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ll miss what he' s been
crivivid, what he' s trivid.

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Rega, follow your bollocks and charge
him ten, please, five. What

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are you telling me? What happened
good. What happened illustrious and clairvoyant magistrate,

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was that I organize a guate that
in my house to celebrate the 20th

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of Mao. Don' t come
from what mao de mer de mao 20

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of what the mere mau ruble is
bad at the party. May' s

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is in Cuba' s male American
perry player. Then that of what happens

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is like the Greek guide in Spain
costs a created cart. So, well,

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continue 20 May, mind bad May. There was food, there was

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my life, there was bike racing
and everything wasn' t, and then

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there were commendations, of what seems
to be, of what loa, of

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wolf the chinga, not of what. I always take a letter of praise

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here, for you, sir,
for me, yes, sir, and

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at the end of the meal,
a speaker stood up on top of a

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barrel and gave a speech in the
course of which he said that you were

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the judge who had the most decent, smartest and most clear ideas of the

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island of Cuba and calus there are
oils, well, but then what was

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in that house was not a guatequet
and that was then a man, it

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was a guataca that there were hispatines. I' ve told her to shut

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up She may not give you a
waddle, boy You save all that balance

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phrase she' s saying to you
The praise in the baza is to get

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me mature She' s gonna shut
up or she wants me to give them

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a ticket Yeah, Chico, I
say no to what we' re up

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to, yes or no. Well
in both things boys like both things clear

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that if I' m going to
shut up, yes if I want to

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put a fine, no, that' s answered well, yes, yes,

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ah then what nonsense in which brings
you twenty pesos of fine for that

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would move gentleman, fear fix,
it can be money. Keep it rough.

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What happened in the quate that is
nothing. Doctor who to cheer up

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the wad that really needed a show
and Nanina gave me an idea that I

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Frankly, I didn' t end
up very much liking the truth what idea

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he gave you in ana to hire
one of the comparsas that go out at

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carnivals to parade around the house.
Tell me the seller. It' s

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not a good idea, Mr Game, I don' t know, you

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' re not talking potato. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he

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likes you He likes me He always
likes me. You guys didn' t

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like that good. I' m
gonna tell you doctor, not that I

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didn' t like it. No, but come on, man, what

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do you guys think of it?
Well, tough, if not the comparsas.

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They are a typical and exotic spectacle
where rhythmics combine with the aesthetic and

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the lyrical with the choreographic, constituting
a polychrome nucleus with a melodic canticle that,

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despite the multifaceted nature of native music, is usually slightly monotonous with the

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room' s permission for what you
three parties want to ask the Tribunal to

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continue talking about Tatar. Like I
don' t understand. It is languages

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100 pesos de muta, to say
that I speak in sttambie and in what

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to speak to you then in Spanish. All the words I just said belong

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to Cervantes' language. Sure Yes, sir Well, if you leave,

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you ask me for a cigarette in
that language, you' re out of

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smoke because I don' t understand. Look, I don' t believe

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you, I believe you, but
it' s not my fault that you

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don' t have culture, that
you haven' t gone to school to

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learn these things. Come on,
don' t talk to me. Today

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is Mexico. I with crazy to
make Vante you know and Cervantes know him

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and he goes personally. They called
him the mango, the eso, the

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fright, the handle of this fright
you, but you know him personally.

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To what Cervantes, but to say
or ask you, how do you personally

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know him? I' m saying
about the fright, the fright, the

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scare of a cookie and you,
as you say, the whole face of

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it. Oh, they didn'
t suddenly tell him. I want to

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be a pane man. Come on. You know him I wrote with the

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right hand chi because I wrote him
with the hand of what was missing the

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other, uh, he lacked the
other, no, because it was the

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one he lacked. That when tempting
the same was the clear one. You

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knew him personally, the hiquieta was
the clappy one. I already had to

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write clear because I wrote with the
right and you knew that character. Listen

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here you know so much, you
knew Beethoven, what about Beethoven? As

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I will not know, one of
the best poets who has given the Latin

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brand hombe pica Beethoven was a poet. Come on hear that boy aha come

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on who the verses are those who
say, those who say how sad it

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is to see a palm when lightning
has fallen on it. Oh, yeah,

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and Beethoven' s on the gene. When it doesn' t come

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out of his soul, don'
t come to me Look, please shut

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up. Gué ju is still tough. You guys don' t like comparsas.

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Well, the doctor isn' t
that I disliked, but come on,

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man. I' ve seen a
comparsa parade called chore the Musketeers of

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King I. Verably not really keep
the moment you have the moqueter because I

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am of that compasa. What'
s that cost you that compar Yes,

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sir how do you like it and
you think it' s okay. That

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of the king' s Musketeers who
were the mirror of the knighthood and of

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the French hydalguía thus profiled as dancing
her conga through the middle of the street.

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What would I say to you,
Alejandro Duma, if I came out

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of your grave m I wouldn'
t say even fried sin to me and

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said vamo not to go any more
than I see him go out and scare

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you hear me and forget, forget, well, rude, but that'

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s crupulous. Now with sharing I' m going to come down for a

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short time right here. Why do
you ask me, because I' ve

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seen you in the large wing comparsa
dress of serene to me, not a

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nanine. You may not have seen
me in the Alakran company, but not

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dressed in serene and night watchful chants. I was there to watch. Nothing

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more to watch What with dance greetings, ma' am, because there are

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dancers who very much enthusiastically arm themselves
and begin to move the mother lamppost as

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convenient. And that can' t
be. It can' t be because

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the punga is a real dance.
Of course, coca is a dance being

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and it' s logical. It
is logical that they put a Spaniard to

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watch that because in the coda came
from Spain, like in the conga came

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from Spain and Chico. What happens
is that in Cuba it is pronounced differently.

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In Cuba it is said that the
conga arrived in Spain, the conga

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arrived put the three parties, two
lacones of morta secretary and tell the truth

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rude being you were watching nothing else, or you also threw your feet from

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time to time. Well, the
doctors were already throwing away my pasil and

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I wasn' t rooting for it, too, but it was watching me

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throw you in a hallway. People
were wrong rhythm, people were going through.

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Yeah, yeah, it' s
a tremendous compas, well, and

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what happened. Why you were throwing
out that hallway. But that was because

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when I arrived in Cuba, Doctor
took the plane of Havana to guide me.

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I started to see what Arroyo,
Arenas, Arroyo, Apollo, Arroyo,

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Narapi Qué said, because then I
said if they already royan A Apollo

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Nara I went to Arena. I
don' t gnaw at you in any

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particular way. Me too or,
but the fosontrovertible. Listen to me about

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three games of the fifty pesos.
Well nothing, doctor what a nanny,

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or anything, or we were discussing
whether or not to wear a band.

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Something to tequi when three skates came
in and told me that for fifty pesos

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nothing more, his mom would get
us one. And in view of that

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and I decided and gave him the
fifty pesos and you know, he didn

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' t bring the comparison. What
you' re gonna call, Mr Thug

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didn' t bring anything. We' re waiting for her. And who

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told you that I was going to
bring you a comparsa? You didn'

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t tell me that for fifty pesos
your mommy would get me one. No,

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I don' t, that'
s because you don' t pay

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attention to what I say and that' s why I never get it,

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he tells me three patis. So
it was that Rudesino didn' t understand

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it well, of course, Chico, what happened was that Mommy told me

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four or five days ago, son, see if you' re looking for

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money, that I need to buy
fabric to make me some twenty- two.

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Ah your mommy needed cloth for some
dresses. If you find out about

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those or I find out now,
you didn' t just tell me,

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but I was ripping the truth out
of it and thinking about it, I

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got to Ruecino' s house when
he and Nana Niña were talking about how

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they could hire a company. It
wasn' t like that. Ruecita,

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yes, sir, and you told
me that for fifty pesos your mommy got

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it for me. My mommy that
Chico got it for me. No,

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no, Neighbor, I didn'
t tell you like that, I didn

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' t have a twin for you. I told you fabric as fabric yes

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boy what I had later for fifty
pesos, Mamita cloth, I got that,

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makes Mamita get cloth to make herself
what you need to dress. You

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weren' t talking about the company. No, but to me that these

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people already speak, I didn'
t say that I care what they were

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talking about. Yes, scribe and
secretary, come on people. You certainly

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count the events in your own way, but you use everything to con the

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Galician and as in your explanation,
there is bad intention. Hide pay a

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hundred pesos of fine and serve a
month in prison. Or Leopoldo Fernández,

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Aníbal de mar Mi, Michael Adolfo
Tero and Junito Díaz writes Castor Bispo,

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Production and direction of Baco Lara Lobo
Churches that atla, tells them very good

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