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The tremendous borderline of the Tremendous Court, a public hearing, the tremendous judge

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of the tremendous Court is going to
solve a tremendous case at night of challenge.

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Good evening, Mr Joe, as
you follow from the throat. Not

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at all. Now I' m
taking a mint syrup that the doctor resolved

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me and that I feel pretty good
about it. Yeah, by the way,

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what time is eight and twenty-
five, by God, I'

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m already late in taking my mind
again. What do you mean, he

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' s late. Yeah, I
was 25 minutes late because I had to

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take it at eight o' clock. Ah, well, hate me,

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Mr Joey, be careful with that. Uh, why man, why is

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it going to be you know what
it' s called the one who'

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s late in taking the mind.
Not what it' s called a mental

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retard, put on a fine for
the little joke is and see what case

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we have today. Well, what
we have today is an individual who is

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accused of fraud where he committed that
fraud in a beauty contest and he'

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s sorry for the complicated in that
murder. Right away, Judge, light

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Mary, Nana, Nina and like
every day, Rubesinto Calzeiro and Escoviñas,

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Oh three candlesticks, three larrea skates. Good or good, good, good

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to see three skates. He'
s been looking for him here. A

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Mr Pico Fellofas well, he'
s not going to, he' s

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been looking for him here. I
don' t think you' re gonna

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be able to see him, because
you' re sure to be in jail.

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Here we' ll see what fraud
was committed in that contest. Well,

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it' s friar no, no
friar no, no fraud, ah,

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well, none. I give you
my word as a bandit and that

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contest that was illegal his word,
that my word loved him eight. You

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said bandit. Be tough, sir
not to erase that was a mistake I

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meant my gentleman' s word,
chi what a gentleman. Well, the

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gentleman thing, he' ll tell
you,' cause he' s always

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burying the guy or something. True, no, sir I say it because

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I am a gentleman of birth and
not and I am not once, but

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five times, like five times yes, because I was not born in the

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band and I was born on a
farm, because you were made five times

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knight, because I was born on
a farm that had five cavalry. Verda

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or let' s not discuss that. But it' s true that that

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contest was legal. What was it
to be, Your Honor, if three

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skates stole the prize from a niece
of mine who had to give it to

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her and took it away to give
it to her girlfriend. It' s

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not true, No, Baby,
it' s not true. I did

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nothing but comply with the jury agreement. Echa aha and the jury did not

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give the prize to my niece,
Angela Toribio Oh, ma' am,

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she gave it to my little girlfriend, but how she was going to give

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the prize to her girlfriend if her
girlfriend is a skinny class, that she

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zumbel güiro, cumpble, bobera,
rudeciendo, that she accuses, it is

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not skinny chihow that it is not
the no, sir, what Cucusa has

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is a fine guy, such a
half- languid and half- spiritual guy,

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just pulling squalid. But face is
a beauty, because it has a

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Greek profile, but if it has
teeth thrown, men, crooked nose and

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one eye taller than another. I' m telling you, her profile is

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Greek, Chico, and why you' re Greek, the Greek, because

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it' s not who you understand, Chico. Well, well, well,

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leave that profile now and say that
if we are going to see,

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if we understand each other, first
of all, analin what contest that was,

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a beauty contest that was organized among
the girls of the neighborhood with an

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award and gave no weight to succeed
and who formed the jury roughing three skates

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and four other neighbors of the neighborhood
to three parties was part of that jury

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if doctor and from the first moment
showed such an obvious partiality that the Ordem

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more members of the vowed one had
to get serious and other attention. Why.

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Because first of all, since his
girlfriend is a slut, because she

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wanted to eliminate all the blondes from
the contest, then she didn' t,

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but that, she proposed it because
the trigueñas are more beautiful girls.

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I don' t agree with that. Sir. Gentlemen prefer blondes, yes,

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but she marries the trigueña, she
also gets tired of blondes. The

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blonde is not exactly so much more, much more requested, because they are

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less, less than less in number. Trigüellas are more abundant, yes,

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but that doesn' t matter if
they' re abundant. Why that I

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who abound damage it good, well, the same saying three skates. I

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don' t say that the trigueñas
aren' t pretty, but I think

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you didn' t have the right
to remove the Rubia from that contest or

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that you weren' t going to
have the right, but this one of

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a fight, because today Rubia very
good, that they have green eyes and

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already the song says that you remember, that says those serene green eyes like

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a white one if you remember her. No, no, no, no,

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more than all of me, I
just remember that, because that girl.

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But that, I think I was
still not and in that of those

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or are superior. The trigueña made
by why, because they have black eyes

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the color of the night. Charo
is that the green eyes are serene and

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if there was no night, what
would the serene ones do. Chávez,

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Maria, Blessed, God, you' re saying it in the sentence.

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Not what phrase or what phrase I
look at, compadre. There is no

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discussion about that, because the hair
of the blondes is golden in the color

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of gold. Yeah, but that
gold thing doesn' t convince me much

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because I' ve worked with a
small dentist, well that sometimes I brought

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that gold. All there is is
a good chin pot, but underneath that

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gold, on top of that gold, which is a casing. That wasn

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' t you, don' t
hear me forgive me. You' ve

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worked with someone I don' t
so don' t talk what you don

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' t know cucu i mean,
there' s no casing and it'

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s then a crown. Neither.
What' s the name of that thing

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that dentists put in their mouths tying
their teeth so that they don' t

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get dumped, so they can'
t, to advance a sevillating comb.

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That calls you hunger, hunger,
because that' s my girlfriend, that

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' s not me, that'
s her girlfriend. Yeah, the only

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thing that the wire she puts in
is a little bit thicker than she'

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s not good and what they like
about her. If you can tell boy

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the truth that he has a very
good artistic face, because he' s

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triqueña. Blondes are very greedy and
gets into a bravado, because nothing when

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you say why you. You should
know when you say it. Yeah,

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sure, because I had a girlfriend
who was blonde before Cucusa. If you

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can tell me that I' ve
known Cucusitas eleven stools to Wasa for a

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year, I and Cucusita' s
mother live, and Cucusita' s mother

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lives. If it' s like
not yet said so it never ends.

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Make Cucusito' s whole family one
good night I now up the black colds

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and I' ll keep you the
last one we' ll never re-

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assemble the other chapel if it was
moving and you, disgrace the dinner girl

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already the other night. Good.
There it was fine, don' t

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tell me and you wait with the
old letters curse yes boy so that it

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doesn' t fill the food with
tear. You figure it out. Okay.

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So you had a girlfriend who was
blonde. She told me, I

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was passing by as a blonde,
but she was nothing like what she was,

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with none of it at all.
Yeah, she was an Oxygen blonde.

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Yeah, and you liked it that
way not being a natural blonde.

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Well, guys being blonde and I
didn' t look at the natural or

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gas- gased sisons abuey the truth
what happened to you with that girlfriend who

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botched me no, yes, yes
and why she threw it away, because

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I had the habit of always bringing
your nose like that to your hair and

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breathing hard up and one day.
She asked me if I did that,

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because I liked the perfume in her
hair and you said no. I was

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doing it because in Mexico, I' m on the way there, or

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they' re following me. It
wasn' t good, but we can

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captives. And that' s why
I took the oxygen out of there and

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then all that and you threw it
out if you threw it out, because

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you threw it out here at me. Ah threw it to you he told

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me he threw it here to Trepatines
the pot the duck and Repa has that.

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I then say he threw me out. Tell me you threw it at

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me. Yeah, hey, and
one way he grabbed my own bone.

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He secured me against the street door
and told me to go breathe oxygen home

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and I was almost there. Oh, my God. So a piece of

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bread fell that it had to be
nailed. The translated, you piece of

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father, the whole door. Luis
caca three partee and that what size the

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blonde was Harta. She does know
what she has on the blonde. Hey,

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the blonde. All he' s
got on the trigueña is that she

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' s more of a cheater.
H so see if she' s cheating

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so blonde are yes, they'
re triqueñas. Well, hear me a

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house. That one. That blonde
was full weight, because for about sixty,

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the least was stch If it was
a thing like that, five feet,

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eight or nine inches, yes,
yes, and a hundred and sixty

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weight, then you crossed them.
No, but depending on the size,

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as you said to me, come
out you against the wall, yes,

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enter the wall not of die pan
querella. He couldn' t stand up,

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uh, he couldn' t protein, he couldn' t protest or

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anything. You told me to go
breathe without here there' s a fallen

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march right away when you can already
discuss that one because I see it if

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the discussion had your ass. No, but blondes or trigueño are nothing more

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than a matter of taste, since, in the end, they are as

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pretty as others. Well, listen
to me, my dear doctor, I

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disagree. Not what is the most
beautiful star in the faithful sun, for

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the sun is blond. Well,
if it' s okay, that'

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ll be rough or not rough.
But look to see then where you walk

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more to vows and to the sun
or to the shadowy girl, Bueno compadre,

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but ay blonde plated that have the
hair of the color of platinum and

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that spell and there is trigueña that
have the hair as black as the coal

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boy. Yeah, but platinum is
worth a lot more than coal because it

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' s worth a lot smaller,
because it' s going to be work.

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There' s no judgment. The
gentleman at the time of going to

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a dance, see if a woman
is going to put on some carbon earrings,

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yes, and at the now descending
the candle, see if there is

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any that can be candela with platinum. That' s no way, I

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mean, quote boy. Platinum is
worth much more either yes or rai,

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but the coal is hot lady.
Well, I didn' t tell you

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to finish that discussion anymore There are
things that can' t be discussed.

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Doctor. For God' s sake, the green- eyed blonde is superior

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to the black- eyed trigs.
Yeah, but because they' re going

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to be super. So it'
s the green color they don' t

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have. Black, more poetry,
compadre, more poetry. The green is

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the color of the sea and the
black is the color of the caféchi and

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of the h no, and of
the grass also that covers the roads,

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ribbería des a, but the water
of the sea and the grass of the

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fields are more beautiful. Yeah,
sure hear that chi good boy,'

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cause you keep eating weed with some
bad water that I prefer a cup of

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coffee just what happens here. You' re going to keep up, Your

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Honor, you' ll see that
I' ll finish that discussion soon.

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You like bad blonde, it'
s not a Cirru of belt man,

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of course, because you stay with
all the blonde. And you like triqueñas

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better, not so, three skates
men me, of course, because you

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stay with all the trigueñas. You' re okay now oh no, not

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delighted with life and so am I
and you, Your Honor, as I

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finish the discussion, for yes,
so all the blondes for rudesindoton is,

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yes, sir, and all the
triguenas for three games. Good sir,

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well, ten pesos fine for you
for leaving me with nothing. Hey,

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cla, it' s not,
Mr Je with anything today. You guys

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put it on. What hair we
put on. I' m here painted

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it pay or what you think you
are, boy man, but I don

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' t draw you I, you
don' t have anything chola, if

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just when I fight I mean,
I thank you. I' m not

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interested. What interests me is that
you tell me what happened in that contest

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to see if I' ve just
done justice at once. Well, listen,

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doctor, because what happened was that
twenty- six girls from the neighborhood

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were enrolled in that beauty pageant and
so that the jury could distinguish them when

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it came to voting. First of
all it was numbered from one to twenty

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- five, from one to twenty- five. The contestants were not twenty

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- six and it is that the
novelty of three skates can examine them in

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front of pefiles in all possible ways. We agreed to give him the number

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zero. Come on then the numbering
was from zero to twenty- five.

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Not good, yes, from zero
to twenty- five or lightning and what

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else, because the contestants began to
parade no and three skates for his girlfriend

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to win. Anyway, I wanted
to first get rid of all the blondes,

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after all those who weighed more than
seventy- five pounds were eliminated and

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so on until the other members of
the secret session swore and we took the

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agreement to eliminate him. How to
eliminate him? Yes, sir, we

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took your vote and left you as
jury secretary. Nothing more to take note

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of the use of the sane and
give the hundred pesos of the prize to

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the triumphant. And who was the
winner, the 19th doctor, who was

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the niece of the Nanina, who
three skates did not give the prize to

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his two. Sir, he left
with the hundred pesos and now he says

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he gave them to his vile girlfriend, because I thought cucu I mean was

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the one he would have won and
what reason you had to believe those three

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fatigues. Well, and then I
explained to him how he' s kind

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of not my girlfriend' s guy. True is nemos explained then, when

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the jury finished voting, I asked
who won. Then Reuben did not answer

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me the number nineteen and say it
yourself wheel, if you want to say

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it, la, la, la, la, la. Right there,

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what the 19th man is. La
Lombrie, look to see. That'

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s why I thought Cucus had won
cho and gave you the hundred pesos of

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the prize to your girlfriend. Yes, to say how happy she was when

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I told her a hundred pesos,
because she gave me away, she gave

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me half of mica. He gave
half to you, yes, because I

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asked him if I' d give
you a hundred pesos. He gives me

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fifty of them. He answered yes, and then I told him take and

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gave him ten. What do you
mean, ten to you? Yes,

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because I have credit with her and
I wanted her to see him forty re

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so much, write there, Secretary, come the sentence. There is no

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doubt that the accused is of a
brazen burden, for after mocking the jury,

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he hit his girlfriend on the ground
and I am getting tired of letting

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go of the last weight. I' m gonna have him in jail until

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St White' s Day. Oyo
can do cornan from me goes from bar

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Remi. My cab Adolfo Cedro and
MiguelÁngel Herrera writes Castor Bispo, production

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and direction. Miguel already or to
the gold Churches that speaks to them,

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tells them very good luck. Friends, if you audio the center