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The Tremendous Edge, the Tremendous Court, the public hearing, the tremendous Judge

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of the Tremendous Court, is going
to solve a frenzy the night to the

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Registrar. Good evening, Mr Strongly, before we begin, he is quoted

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as Francisco FranciscoÁlvarez de Lara.
I think you' ve accused him,

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but don' t get that fine
in case that' s right for Don

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Paco who was leaving me, but
I didn' t ask him how you

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' re following health bell. Well, now I' m taking a constituent

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king who' s sitting me down
for the best of my life and for

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the best of my life. I' ve only been taking it for three

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days and look how strong I am. I have an iron muscle. Tell

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me your muscles are made of iron. Yes, sir, so when I

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wanted to get money out of you, that muscle told me to take you

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to see my Uncle Mancho what he
does to debut boxers, not to sell

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already blonde put ten pesos of fine
for throwing me to scrap and to see

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what case we have today a guy
there who was surprised by a customsman when

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he tried to pass a contraband that
was what he wanted to smuggle away nothing

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one hundred cigarette cartons, because it
has already complicated me that this Cigarri right

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away. Judge, Maria na Nanina
light. Here, like every day,

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ruber findo caldeiro and scovíñas, Junte
josé canalario, tres patiles, barres.

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Well, let' s see who
the defendant is. Three skates, the

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doctor. I accuse him of trying
to sneak in against the side. Don

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' t listen to him, sir, that' s not true. What

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do you mean, it' s
not true? Or, ma' am,

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I don' t know that'
s a slander I got up against.

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In the iguana, Michin Where in
the iguana, in q Iguana,

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in the iguana, in the habana, Chico Nedra who takes his suitcase with

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no. You don' t have, not other fatinas not where they search

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the suitcases is at customs. That
wasn' t what I did. Sir

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you said iguana and it' s
not the same, one thing that the

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other secretary puts two pesos of fine
on three patistas for destroying the language.

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Well and to see harsh, proceed
to present your accusation with pleasure. Doctor,

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first of all, I want you
to know in case you didn'

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t know that Nananina and I are
employed at customs. So you do customs,

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nana or anything. Well, Mr
Judge, I' m being held

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there in case you suspect a passenger
brings in a contraband and you have to

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search it for records. Don'
t tell me and there are passengers who

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dare to bring against the gang.
You look there. I recently saw a

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skinny young girl embark for Miami,
who was not attracted to anyone, because

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it was what is often called a
little fish. You know what a little

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fish is, Mr Mon, but
you also play there are little fish that

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you cheat, yes, but this
didn' t fool anyone. He wasn

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' t a little fish that had
no thorn. Look eat the thing.

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Luis, how good, then,
that three days later this young woman came

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back from Miami completely changed. I
wish you' d seen, Mr Gordita

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' s game, that you were
and I saw you looking at when you

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came back and why that change was
so radical, very simple, because under

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the dress you were smuggling, that
against the side you were carrying two table

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radios and a good TV, well, no, no, no, but

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that wasn' t a double bass. How he countered the radios of that

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world against bass. Ma' am, what happened was that girl is very

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skinny, no, and her boyfriend
doesn' t like you being so skinny

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and you know how he knows that
she doesn' t like her boyfriend.

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That' s good, like I' m not gonna know guys. If

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it isn' t, I tell
you I' m myself, not who

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this young woman was. So that
cucusa Chico, I sent her to Miami,

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I told her to look at Chico, it' s enough over there

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to get them back fatter. Then
she bought the table there at the opening

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hours. That and the TV tied
him up. You guys the warning,

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the viewer' s viewfinder. I
thought it was TV. Well, there

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' s the romanca to see it. She tied it to her body with

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a rope and put on the downside
to make me believe that I had in

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fat Chico Aha. And that'
s not called against the side. Ma

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' am, that' s called
makeup. It' s called makeup.

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It' s not a makeup,
it' s called tell me one thing,

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three skates. It wouldn' t
be you who gave the idea of

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me bringing in like this. The
two radios and he' s not a

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kid, word I didn' t
tell him anything about the radio or a

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TV boy. I' m sure
not with Mommy who doesn' t.

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I told her two TVs and a
washing machine, but it looks like she

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couldn' t carry that much weight
and changed the idea and then that TVs,

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that was three skates. Now I' m going to Pere. You

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want to tell me if I ask
you to tell me the truth. Well,

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I' m gonna make him smile
and if he grabs my draplan,

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I' m not gonna come in. Don' t tell me the truth

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why you smiled not I am like
that. Nightingale is from boys go you

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resir would do it from yuyya I
am s and the pulsa of rheumatism in

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the land above aha, yes,
it is the fixed one from above,

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the complaint of the quiet that I
do not move it. I see that

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the lower one I can move on
the top cla, you don' t

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know how to sing up does not
move how it does not move goes the

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one from the bottom da boy,
yes, sir if it isn' t

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my da my tahi no, sir
not the one from the bottom and the

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river one will have there bo yes, silly me, uh, you move

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it with your head, yes,
but you can' t move it alone.

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It doesn' t move no,
no, ah, I think it

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was in a joint. There'
s no conjuncture here, no, and

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I thought I had a tight look. I just saw no remedy. Ah,

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yes, ah, surely he took
the remedy. The one you'

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re telling him to do. I
add that I love if I or with

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my love and macando with neither love
in the chaco also to music. Ah

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and they also told me that the
seeds of anthropopus is the best thing to

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be mine of anthropophan the anthropoph.
What I do sell to mop is tropajo

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stropajoe that eats people. No,
what people eat is anthropophagus. Don'

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t tell me, yes, I
felt that I was standing in the fence

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without knowing anyone made to take it, accept what anthropological. No, gentlemen,

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this is the safe troop. Yes, sir, that' s good

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to come here. You tell me
the truth you' re against Batista,

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right, no. No. If
I went with a little job, I

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got into a smuggler. Oh no, contrabar boy, no, yeah,

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no, no, no, I
went against bandit, but I' m

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retired now. You know, okay, I don' t. I don

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' t practice the profession. What
are you told? Now. Well,

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me, now I' m selling
roloch selling roloj prolos. Yeah, I

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sold a little rolositos the other day
cru the places and now I see you.

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Not if I' m very good. It' s very fine.

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A half A weight And a half
and a half weight strap per sawing.

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At weight and a half and a
half weight, the strap two weights.

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Yeah, ask every three games for
that between you me. How can you

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give something so cheap, well,
because they' re smuggling and you don

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' t just tell me you'
re retired three games. I do,

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but that clocks sneak him up against
it. A friend of mine named Christopher

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Colilla. Whatever it is, Pelle, Colilla, and figure out who you

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are because of that man. You
can' t sleep in a small bed.

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Where he sleeps in an ashtray then. Like in an ashtray if it

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' s gathering the stove ash,
the tub on the floor, then it

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counts there and you can' t
sleep in a small bed. He lives

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in a guest house and the owner
won' t let him. Because,

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as if she' s embroiled,
she' s afraid that one day she

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' ll remember to cleft and burn
her net quilt. You' re worth

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the favor and the sense of time. Yeah, no, yeah, it

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' s on, yeah, on, sometimes it' s learned and that

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friend of yours does smuggle. Right, well, yeah, him every day.

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Hey, I stay and the idea
has that sochi man, very doh,

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very skillful, yes, they have
a skill ordi him every day.

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Hang up something to counter doubts.
Guilado, no, yes, yes,

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no, no, no, no, you hear yourself Secretary, yes,

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also look at your psyche for things
they don' t tell you anymore.

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Hey Critoba, butts, as you
tell her then, Christopher, colun with

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colón not that before carefully, because
one day I will see him on the

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way to the Prince with two wives, well, as long as it is

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with two wives less bad, no, the bad thing is that it will

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happen to the other colon that discovered
America itself if it happened to that one.

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Well, because when I' m
going to day it' s on

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who or rabid rump, done,
no man no. Bobadilla, Ball,

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sir, he learned it. This
is what Admiral said to him, for

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he spoke to him like this,
half- bloody, no, no,

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how he spoke like this, half- mudden, ampulose, yes, yes,

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yes. You' ve been known
thoughtfully by the fool. You say

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Bobadilla, Bobadilla, the one who
spoke like that, yes, Bobadía spoke

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like that. It was Federico'
s family, whose Federico, whose Federico?

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“ Well, keep happy with seeing
you,” Admiral said,“

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I am very sorry, but you
are in prison and I have to send

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you to Spain with two wives and
Columbus replied. Columbus was very good,

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good son, as long as he
was with two wives less bad. But

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then it turned out that Bobadilla had
cheated on him because he had been tricked

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because what they put on him was
not two husbands, it was then two

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crickets. Well, well, roasting, but that ma was going to look

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at Columbus with the sail face that
he had boy, but what do you

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say, man, who told you
that Columbus had a sail face. I

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didn' t have it, no, man, no. There he talks

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about the face of seeing her,
of Colonchi, of the face of seeing

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her, no, three parts of
the face of seeing her the man died,

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no, sir, face of seeing
her. And it' s not

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the same, no, sir.
Anyway, the thing is, you two

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are working on the buana. It
is not yes, Your Honor, and

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we have to be very attentive,
because rare is the day we are not

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trying to sneak in on a real
contraband. Yes well, yes, doctor

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last Sunday, without going further,
a contraband was discovered in fact, curled

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so last Sunday, yes, sir
and coming, and that is too much,

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because that is a very great disrespect
to customs, not to Sunday rest.

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Well, but the contraband was discovered, right, yes, doctor,

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you discovered it because I already have
a lot of experience. And the other

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time I was seen to customs you
were seen again from customs, yes,

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sir, and since then I didn' t have the experience I have now.

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You know what I' m being
smuggled into. What a thing to

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do. An elephant says that for
a little bit they pass it without you

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seeing it. Yeah, because that
was before your first tram you and what

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you did was you painted the poor
elephant of Amarillio. They put a little

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sign that said customs lock and they
passed it under my nose and you didn

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' t see it. Well,
doctor, I saw it shi but first

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of all when I saw the small
sign of customs hill. He thinks it

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was a tram leaving customs for the
hill and he was going to let it

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pass. But the trick failed because
his trun failed because of a lack of

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spelling. The word bolted was possessed
with a single r Then the sign didn

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' t say serro customs No,
sir, it said zero customs. And,

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naturally, seeing that you can discover
that it was an elephant painted in

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yellow. Well, the neighbor,
but that wasn' t any lack of

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lotography. Done all that no,
no, sir, that was that in

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the painting it was little and it
didn' t reach for the other time.

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Rechi eh and you, as you
know, man, if that catelito

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had painted it. I ho everything. It was you who tried to pass

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that elephant to disguise another tram for
well, guys, I didn' t,

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that was a mamita idea. The
idea was his mommy. Yeah,

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' cause I got tired of telling
him that can' t be mime,

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can' t be the same.
They' re not gonna let a tram

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through with a tail. Yes,
the first ronna, but she insisted on

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trying and there was no choice but
to please her. Why did she want

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her lephan mother to sell it to
retail because you know that from the time

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you brought that. Then I would
incacia the meat. We' re not

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going to have a shortage of meat, and then Mommy grabbed a pencil and

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started pulling us out. He started
taking out Huet He saw that an elephant

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came about six calves ago, and
then God came to follow him. We

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' re going to bring in smuggling
elephant that' s business, but he

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failed the business. Right, not
that he' s going to that one

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Turns out it' s my sorro
to say it if you' re not

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a camiso, you needed the shirt, you guys don' t lore camiso.

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He fucked him, ate, ate, but the other five we brought

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him from the rather chi how they
brought them. Yeah, well, we

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brought him in by plane and they
didn' t just see him at the

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airport. No, because we didn' t bring him to any airport and

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that was then we let him fall
by parachute on a farm. Listen to

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me, three splinters I see you' ve been a Yuca smuggler. No

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Yuca v Ban wasn' t Yuca. We' ve never had one.

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Or not because there is no business, because yuca is here in Cuba.

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And besides, that was a long
time ago and there I' m retired.

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That. What are you going to
be retired if you still tried to

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sneak in yesterday a smuggling of American
cigars. No. No, no,

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no, no, no, nothing. That' s the truth. We

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' re not going that' s
not true. Oh, it' s

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true, Chico, it' s
not true. The thing is, you

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guys are wrong on three skates.
Why they' re wrong, because what

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happened was that I made a trip
to Miami, Florida province and back when

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I didn' t come back.
That' s because those of you who

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don' t see nin with an
empty hand I brought a hundred cantons of

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cigaromerican and you declared it no and
why you didn' t declare them,

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well, because you didn' t
have to declare them. I didn'

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t have to testify. Three skates. It' s not binding or declaring

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everything that pays right. Hey,
if it' s not mandatory to declare

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everything you pay right, yeah,
yeah, and American cigars don' t

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pay right. Well, the one
that laughs at you guys winning is what

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' s going on is that I
wanted you to get in here, not

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to grab me. No yes,
the cigars that there is another is night,

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why not, because he sees them
again are of a taint that has

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a camel painted on the top of
the lid and the camels cannot pay right.

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Why can' t they pay right, man, camels don' t

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pay right. A few of all
the camels or humpbacks write there, Secretary,

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come sitter. Your apologies, do
not walk with you knowing that that

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is a contraband here in the conchinchina
and since there are sanctions for such misdeeds,

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you will lose the cartons and will
fulfill fifteen nía ja Today Leopoldo Hernández

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ardof Mil Castorbispo Production and Direction Miguel
yao alolo churches that speaks to you,

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tells them very good luck. Amigos
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