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The tremendous edge, the Tremendous Court, public hearing, the tremendous Judge of

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the tremendous Court is going to solve
a tremendous Nights to the Registrar case.

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Good evening, Your Honor. How
he' s still in health. Too

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bad. The heat keeps hurting me
to catch up and why you don'

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t put air conditioning on it.
Who do I ally how am I gonna

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put the air conditioning on? Very
easy. It' s very easy,

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Your Honor. Now there are some
explosive pills that are filled with air conditioning.

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Those pills, when they reach the
stomach, explode and then the air

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conditioning is spread all over the body
and reaches the liver. Also who invented

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that procedure to a doctor friend of
mine where that doctor lives in Aula Street,

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Cage, Yes, Mr Cage,
number fifty- five, Where that

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' s Mazorra. That invention was
made before or after he moved to Machorra.

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Later. No, no, then
I am not convinced by that invention

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to see what case we have today, Secretary, because judging from what the

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Minutes say, it seems that it
is a cannon, because it then calls

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the complicated in that cannon. And
if right away, Your Honor, I

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would lufate na Nanina here like every
day Rubecingno Caldeiro and Escoviña, s José

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Candelario, three skates area, well, let' s see what happens to

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you or, Patine, he wants
to give me a gun, Mr Qui

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No, no, no, no, Nina, that' s not true.

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Yeah, it' s true that
I' m a witness to that.

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Don' t listen to him,
sir, when I explain to you

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what it is. I have the
insecurities that you will agree with me.

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Then you' re pretty sure of
the reason. No. No, no,

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you' re not sure. No. On the contrary, I am,

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as you say, in plural insecurity. She' s not a follower.

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Security, yes, security is that
you' re safe. This one

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thinks he is. I agree with
him. Man, sir, I'

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m gonna be so sure. I
had the gallows like that, the gallows

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or the glory, no, no, no, the orca, the glory

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of the quiet one that I don' t want the game with the top

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of the other world. About or
and what it' s about. Let

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' s see, well Chico,
it' s about yesterday afternoon na Nanina

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and I re- occurring marital nausea. So it' s Nananina, no

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yes, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Yes, thank you very much,
or you know they were of fire.

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I' d always have to meet
a little candlestick. Not a candle,

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not a thing. But I didn' t marry you. I didn

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' t get banged by the man. Like she didn' t marry me.

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Sir, I married Perico Cantarrana,
the ballplayer. What a thing,

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man. You and I signed the
marriage contract yesterday. Yeah, but that

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has nothing to do with who I
hunted with pericles. You want to give

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me now is a cannon moment,
gentlemen, to know if the Judge can

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find out something, what gun,
what marriage and what perico are that doctor

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say you want me to explain it
to you. Good man to see you

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explain it to me. That'
s more Thank you for nothing. So,

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a hundred years of affections for you
and put ten pesos in for that

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affection. I' m going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but

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come here. You speak English.
No, no, no, guys,

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and that' s what gives me
money. It cost me precisely why,

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because when they answered me in English, I had to hang up and call

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again and nothing calling the United States. In which language did you expect me

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to reply in Spanish? Boy.
There is no pile of Cuban in art,

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yes, but for a population of
so many millions, Cubans who are

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silent there are very few. And
like how many Cubans there are in all

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the United States. There must be
a hundred thousand such a thing, I

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don' t know how much,
but now a hundred thousand has to come

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out of me a Czech Cuban all
over the north, in so many millions

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of oris. I think if you
guys with just one who would have dated

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I had pretty small, lady inhabitant, that there are like four million inhabitants,

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four million will come. Well,
we' re going to millions of

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inhabitants per minute, ah good per
minute. Okay. Rudeciendo, we agreed

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that Nananin started calling north for a
long distance. It' s not that,

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yes, sir. Indeed, and
after exhausting all the numbers of new

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order Czecho, of Feladelfia, then
repocito did not begin to call to or

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from Cincinnati, to sens And there
was lucky the truth, because when I

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went by the call number fourteen thousand
five hundred eighty- five, the one

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that came to the phone was nothing
less than the Perico Cantarana medil yes,

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gentlemen, disc you will sing in
person in people, yes, gentlemen,

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but the real, the real perico
sing nothing, Lord, the true a

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perico cantaranas. What a barbarity and
who' s that perico singing. Listen

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to your own. Bro. You
do not know Perico Cantarrana the great Venezuelan

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player, not any Venezuelan who is
not Venezuelan and what things language stubborn theme,

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do not tell me Walter maltelco drier
changed the club like club. You

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think so. Imagine that Venezuela and
Guatemala are two hair clubs what they are.

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Well lon wishes then, but hear
me, Lord, what I can

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tell you is that Perico Cantarrana is
a pitcher formida. But where there'

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s finally, uh, from where
the perico subject seagull as marteco warter hears

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me, I don' t know
that you should see that man, already

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put in the cold of the small
branch, what in the period of the

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branch where they put famous players.
This is called the Hall of Fame.

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Three patimes in English, but I
told him Spain. Time we' re

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not going to discuss that. But
frankly I didn' t know that foot.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, your butt boy,

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that man has a kind of curve
that' s really serious. Ah it

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' s a cumba that he throws
under his arm notice and as he goes

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under his arm the ball rises given
ram orchards in the air. The same

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balls also have to be and then
it was meant to be out giving when

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it' s coming he hears in- line twist towards the corner of Hong

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And right there it passes by the
corner of Hom No, not above the

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fence, because they beat it always
come street. That' s his boy.

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You haven' t heard of the
singing curve. Yeah, not that

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one. Another part, nothing,
nothing like that, nothing. The curve

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of Cantarrana is the one that is
there, a kilometer and a half of

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stream Arena. No. And because
you think it' s called Chichi,

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I don' t know why it' s called that, because once Pidico

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Cantarrana started to throw that curve here
in the stadium of Mount Aha, in

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the stadium a third, and that
the ball had to go the u face

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kilometer and a half of stream Barena. No. Yeah. The luck was

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that when they gave him that honor
there were only three men in base and

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they could only do four races.
Boy, how much lime to make three

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skates if there can' t be
more than three men on base and four

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reels max. That was the people. That' s exactly why I'

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m telling you that if you don' t do more races, if there

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are eleven men on base, look, there' s trouble that we'

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re going to have eleven men on
base, three or there can' t

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be three more. First count,
no, but how' s there gonna

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be second. But train, third, third, nine and two batting not

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two, running in the third to
have half street, Right now, I

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like to play ball jame himself.
No, I' m not gonna play

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too much. That' s terrible. Yeah, well, well, hey,

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you can leave me, but it
looks like let me ask you another

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Pitcher question. That one Pitcher so
formidable, what club did he play or

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what club is he at? Well, he, he eats playing he hears

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me and then it happened. You
know, but who he started good with.

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He started with the giants. Oh, it started with the New Yorkers.

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The giants are the New York,
no, Yank the other. No

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yes, the other yes, which
is the other, I do not know

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the other day that is in front
of the other. But the giants do.

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But as if he wasn' t
there, then they sent him for

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the Dwarves, for the Dwarves.
He' s with the midgets now.

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No, I' m not coming
down I was with the plugs on the

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fence. Well, well, that' s fine. Rudeciendo you do me

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the favor of continuing and blood tell
me go. Then he made them roar

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ten pesos others, eh the Spanish
affection, or it' s not my

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thing is Spanish affection, because he
always made him mule, but carinocaly,

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yes bigger. Nothing continued what happened. When I asked to sing, she

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answered Nana Nina' s call.
Well, nothing, Doctor, which Nana

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Nina asked if it was the apothecary. He said no, but if he

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needed a sperin, he would mail
it to him. With pleasure, they

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kept talking. They continued the calls
before doctor gave me a little kiss,

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I didn' t tell you if
you what I have, what happened the

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past, what happened. The case
was that they agreed to marry the mother

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- in- law is this one
in love. So and you were hearing

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for a true extension of sir was
uh I don' t deduce ah from

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candy candy. Yes, he proposed
to a marriage. It' s not

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that, yes, sir, it
cost me 7, 000 pesos in call,

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but because of how badly I had
yanked the Congratulation sincerely to her alone.

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Like her alone, she' s
not going to congratulate the telephorite who

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gave her the communication so she could
sit down and talk the conversation too.

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Of course, well, rudely,
continue what else happened It was that since

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he couldn' t come to marry
here and it wasn' t okay for

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a single girl like Nana Nina to
go look for him single year. No

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widow anche, truth wedding, yes, forgiveness, truth yes, widow to

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see truth from where, really,
from where? What are you protesting,

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suit the boy who is making me
a number eight. Like a number eight,

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of course, number eight. I
haven' t died, yeah,

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oh look to see or you can' t hold quiet. We' re

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not gonna be able to get to
the end of this trial. You keep

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rudging what you were saying. If
you have, if you remember, boy,

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you don' t give to you
you will see what I' m

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going to tell you, because as
now you couldn' t come to marry

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here, doctor and it wasn'
t right that you were already going to

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look for him there Pirico and Nana
nor na agreed to marry for power,

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don' t tell me and you
think it' s okay. That marriage

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- for- power thing. Well, guys, if we' re going

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to analyze the thing, everyone who
gets married gets married for power, chi

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for power, what to say he' s married. No, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no. No.

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Sir, when a Chaldean marries,
he marries himself, not against the remote.

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Ah come on and you say to
that nothing. Well, sir it

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was for a woman It' s
always much nicer to go get married on

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her boyfriend' s arm, but
when you' ve spent seven thousand pesos

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on phone calls, you have to
go get married, even if it'

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s from the arm of a chair. You don' t have to be

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so into that, I agree with
you. Then you married for power to

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Perico sings branch night. Sir and
who represented Perisk at the wedding ceremony.

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Three skates don' t tell me
you were wrong and you put him on

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remake. We' re going backwards. Yes, because what he put on

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was José Candelario, three skates for
power Perico Cantarrano. And now it resurrects

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that I' m married to three
patininos with Perico. You' re married

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again to the dead mos again It' s so funny that I got out

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dead and you can' t fix
it. The notary didn' t tell

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me we' d be back there
in the afternoon. You know, I

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wanted to redo the sheet that'
s in the Minutes so that three patares

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would sign it well now, so
what' s the problem that to re

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- sign three skates, he wants
to give me another one that I inherited

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these fifty pesos or a cannon,
not five hundred or five hundred. Oh,

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but that' s true. Or
space had to marry my giraffe again.

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Yes, it' s five hundred
pesos, but you brought a little

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giraffe of depression right now, no, Mr Tarifa, Tarifa is the great

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animal, No, sir, that' s the giraffe. Or of course,

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but that' s the same wedding
before it didn' t look good,

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son. It' s my fault
that my marriage to Ananina always makes

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the pant wrong. If you'
re playing with fire, you don'

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t realize that parakeet singing, when
you find out about your behavior, you

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can come to Cubi and beat her
up what goes to her yokcule that how

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you calculated that man. I thought
if you can' t come to marry

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me, minus you' re coming
to phase with me, but you were

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going to the Secretary come sentence.
The agreement was collected, so you will

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go to the moment to fix the
document that you signed. Wrong. I

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with you will say and do it, because if not the one who will

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come to you with sticks I will
do I ja today in the background Hernández,

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Aníbal of meical clay, Adolfo Pedro
and MiguelÁngel Herrera writes Castor Bispo,

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Production and direction. Miguel Yao Lobo
Iglesias, who speaks to them,

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tells them very good luck. Friends. Audio Central