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0:04 The tremendous edge, the Tremendous Court, public hearing, the tremendous Judge of the tremendous Court is going to solve a tremendous Nights to the Registrar case. Good evening, Your Honor. How he' s still in health. Too bad. The heat keeps hurting me to catch up and why you don' t put air conditioning on it. Who do I ally how am I gonna put the air conditioning on? Very easy. It' s very easy, Your Honor. Now there are some explosive pills that are filled with air conditioning.

0:46 Those pills, when they reach the stomach, explode and then the air conditioning is spread all over the body and reaches the liver. Also who invented that procedure to a doctor friend of mine where that doctor lives in Aula Street, Cage, Yes, Mr Cage, number fifty- five, Where that ' s Mazorra. That invention was made before or after he moved to Machorra. Later. No, no, then I am not convinced by that invention to see what case we have today, Secretary, because judging from what the Minutes say, it seems that it is a cannon, because it then calls the complicated in that cannon. And if right away, Your Honor, I would lufate na Nanina here like every day Rubecingno Caldeiro and Escoviña, s José Candelario, three skates area, well, let' s see what happens to you or, Patine, he wants to give me a gun, Mr Qui No, no, no, no, Nina, that' s not true.

1:48 Yeah, it' s true that I' m a witness to that. Don' t listen to him, sir, when I explain to you what it is. I have the insecurities that you will agree with me. Then you' re pretty sure of the reason. No. No, no, you' re not sure. No. On the contrary, I am, as you say, in plural insecurity. She' s not a follower. Security, yes, security is that you' re safe. This one thinks he is. I agree with him. Man, sir, I' m gonna be so sure. I had the gallows like that, the gallows or the glory, no, no, no, the orca, the glory of the quiet one that I don' t want the game with the top of the other world. About or and what it' s about. Let ' s see, well Chico, it' s about yesterday afternoon na Nanina and I re- occurring marital nausea. So it' s Nananina, no yes, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

2:47 Yes, thank you very much, or you know they were of fire. I' d always have to meet a little candlestick. Not a candle, not a thing. But I didn' t marry you. I didn ' t get banged by the man. Like she didn' t marry me. Sir, I married Perico Cantarrana, the ballplayer. What a thing, man. You and I signed the marriage contract yesterday. Yeah, but that has nothing to do with who I hunted with pericles. You want to give me now is a cannon moment, gentlemen, to know if the Judge can find out something, what gun, what marriage and what perico are that doctor say you want me to explain it to you. Good man to see you explain it to me. That' s more Thank you for nothing. So, a hundred years of affections for you and put ten pesos in for that affection. I' m going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but come here. You speak English. No, no, no, guys, and that' s what gives me money. It cost me precisely why, because when they answered me in English, I had to hang up and call again and nothing calling the United States. In which language did you expect me to reply in Spanish? Boy. There is no pile of Cuban in art, yes, but for a population of so many millions, Cubans who are silent there are very few. And like how many Cubans there are in all the United States. There must be a hundred thousand such a thing, I don' t know how much, but now a hundred thousand has to come out of me a Czech Cuban all over the north, in so many millions of oris. I think if you guys with just one who would have dated I had pretty small, lady inhabitant, that there are like four million inhabitants, four million will come. Well, we' re going to millions of

4:23 inhabitants per minute, ah good per minute. Okay. Rudeciendo, we agreed that Nananin started calling north for a long distance. It' s not that, yes, sir. Indeed, and after exhausting all the numbers of new order Czecho, of Feladelfia, then repocito did not begin to call to or from Cincinnati, to sens And there was lucky the truth, because when I went by the call number fourteen thousand five hundred eighty- five, the one that came to the phone was nothing less than the Perico Cantarana medil yes, gentlemen, disc you will sing in person in people, yes, gentlemen, but the real, the real perico sing nothing, Lord, the true a perico cantaranas. What a barbarity and who' s that perico singing. Listen to your own. Bro. You do not know Perico Cantarrana the great Venezuelan player, not any Venezuelan who is not Venezuelan and what things language stubborn theme, do not tell me Walter maltelco drier changed the club like club. You think so. Imagine that Venezuela and Guatemala are two hair clubs what they are.

5:29 Well lon wishes then, but hear me, Lord, what I can tell you is that Perico Cantarrana is a pitcher formida. But where there' s finally, uh, from where the perico subject seagull as marteco warter hears me, I don' t know that you should see that man, already put in the cold of the small branch, what in the period of the branch where they put famous players. This is called the Hall of Fame. Three patimes in English, but I told him Spain. Time we' re not going to discuss that. But frankly I didn' t know that foot. Oh, no, no, no, no, your butt boy, that man has a kind of curve that' s really serious. Ah it ' s a cumba that he throws under his arm notice and as he goes under his arm the ball rises given ram orchards in the air. The same balls also have to be and then it was meant to be out giving when it' s coming he hears in- line twist towards the corner of Hong And right there it passes by the corner of Hom No, not above the fence, because they beat it always come street. That' s his boy.

6:38 You haven' t heard of the singing curve. Yeah, not that one. Another part, nothing, nothing like that, nothing. The curve of Cantarrana is the one that is there, a kilometer and a half of stream Arena. No. And because you think it' s called Chichi, I don' t know why it' s called that, because once Pidico Cantarrana started to throw that curve here in the stadium of Mount Aha, in the stadium a third, and that the ball had to go the u face kilometer and a half of stream Barena. No. Yeah. The luck was that when they gave him that honor there were only three men in base and they could only do four races. Boy, how much lime to make three skates if there can' t be more than three men on base and four reels max. That was the people. That' s exactly why I' m telling you that if you don' t do more races, if there are eleven men on base, look, there' s trouble that we' re going to have eleven men on base, three or there can' t be three more. First count, no, but how' s there gonna be second. But train, third, third, nine and two batting not two, running in the third to have half street, Right now, I like to play ball jame himself. No, I' m not gonna play too much. That' s terrible. Yeah, well, well, hey, you can leave me, but it looks like let me ask you another Pitcher question. That one Pitcher so formidable, what club did he play or what club is he at? Well, he, he eats playing he hears me and then it happened. You know, but who he started good with.

8:07 He started with the giants. Oh, it started with the New Yorkers. The giants are the New York, no, Yank the other. No yes, the other yes, which is the other, I do not know the other day that is in front of the other. But the giants do. But as if he wasn' t there, then they sent him for the Dwarves, for the Dwarves. He' s with the midgets now. No, I' m not coming down I was with the plugs on the fence. Well, well, that' s fine. Rudeciendo you do me the favor of continuing and blood tell me go. Then he made them roar ten pesos others, eh the Spanish affection, or it' s not my thing is Spanish affection, because he always made him mule, but carinocaly, yes bigger. Nothing continued what happened. When I asked to sing, she answered Nana Nina' s call. Well, nothing, Doctor, which Nana Nina asked if it was the apothecary. He said no, but if he needed a sperin, he would mail it to him. With pleasure, they kept talking. They continued the calls before doctor gave me a little kiss, I didn' t tell you if you what I have, what happened the past, what happened. The case was that they agreed to marry the mother - in- law is this one in love. So and you were hearing for a true extension of sir was uh I don' t deduce ah from candy candy. Yes, he proposed to a marriage. It' s not that, yes, sir, it cost me 7, 000 pesos in call, but because of how badly I had yanked the Congratulation sincerely to her alone.

9:37 Like her alone, she' s not going to congratulate the telephorite who gave her the communication so she could sit down and talk the conversation too. Of course, well, rudely, continue what else happened It was that since he couldn' t come to marry here and it wasn' t okay for a single girl like Nana Nina to go look for him single year. No widow anche, truth wedding, yes, forgiveness, truth yes, widow to see truth from where, really, from where? What are you protesting, suit the boy who is making me a number eight. Like a number eight, of course, number eight. I haven' t died, yeah, oh look to see or you can' t hold quiet. We' re not gonna be able to get to the end of this trial. You keep rudging what you were saying. If you have, if you remember, boy, you don' t give to you you will see what I' m going to tell you, because as now you couldn' t come to marry here, doctor and it wasn' t right that you were already going to look for him there Pirico and Nana nor na agreed to marry for power, don' t tell me and you think it' s okay. That marriage - for- power thing. Well, guys, if we' re going to analyze the thing, everyone who gets married gets married for power, chi for power, what to say he' s married. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.

10:54 Sir, when a Chaldean marries, he marries himself, not against the remote. Ah come on and you say to that nothing. Well, sir it was for a woman It' s always much nicer to go get married on her boyfriend' s arm, but when you' ve spent seven thousand pesos on phone calls, you have to go get married, even if it' s from the arm of a chair. You don' t have to be so into that, I agree with you. Then you married for power to Perico sings branch night. Sir and who represented Perisk at the wedding ceremony. Three skates don' t tell me you were wrong and you put him on remake. We' re going backwards. Yes, because what he put on was José Candelario, three skates for power Perico Cantarrano. And now it resurrects that I' m married to three patininos with Perico. You' re married again to the dead mos again It' s so funny that I got out dead and you can' t fix it. The notary didn' t tell me we' d be back there in the afternoon. You know, I wanted to redo the sheet that' s in the Minutes so that three patares would sign it well now, so what' s the problem that to re - sign three skates, he wants to give me another one that I inherited these fifty pesos or a cannon, not five hundred or five hundred. Oh, but that' s true. Or space had to marry my giraffe again.

12:07 Yes, it' s five hundred pesos, but you brought a little giraffe of depression right now, no, Mr Tarifa, Tarifa is the great animal, No, sir, that' s the giraffe. Or of course, but that' s the same wedding before it didn' t look good, son. It' s my fault that my marriage to Ananina always makes the pant wrong. If you' re playing with fire, you don' t realize that parakeet singing, when you find out about your behavior, you can come to Cubi and beat her up what goes to her yokcule that how you calculated that man. I thought if you can' t come to marry me, minus you' re coming to phase with me, but you were going to the Secretary come sentence. The agreement was collected, so you will go to the moment to fix the document that you signed. Wrong. I with you will say and do it, because if not the one who will come to you with sticks I will do I ja today in the background Hernández, Aníbal of meical clay, Adolfo Pedro and MiguelÁngel Herrera writes Castor Bispo, Production and direction. Miguel Yao Lobo Iglesias, who speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Friends. Audio Central