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0:04 The tremendous or trementa the public hearing, the tremendous judge of the tremendous court is going to solve a tremendous case. Good night, Sacretaria, No, no, no, you' re out of Jónita. Good evening, Your Honor. What' s the matter, we' ll know. No, no, what power here, no, here. Not good, sir It was mummetic. I' m eighteen. I' m changing my voice.

0:44 I beg you to forgive me over there Put yourself at 18 pesos, Mr Güey, 18 grand. Thank you for that. And how it goes before you pay for it scolds us, how it follows good health, why now the doctor has given me a very good diet. Look, I haven' t told you anything about the gardenias It' s been a diet and none of them have been suppressed. I can eat everything you want and then what that river consists of and that after eating I have to sit on an armchair and spend an hour and a half swinging and and that' s why, because it' s a balanced diet, it didn' t measure and it results in that diet. I think you remember those stomachaches that always gave me at two o' clock in the afternoon. Yes, sir, I don ' t have them at two o' clock in the afternoon. Oh, no, no. Now I have them at 2: 00 in the morning.

1:26 I congratulate you sincerely. Thank you very much. Anyway, let' s see if we work, see what case we have for others. Well, what we have today, sir, is that it' s what a bicycle was stolen from me, because I' ve already had it complicated in that city bike in a row. Mr Jues, light Maria Nanaria not yet Rudecindo Caldeiro and Estuiña Use José Cantenario, three passes. Well, let' s see what' s going on with you guys today. Allow me to explain it to me, Dr Dolor, tell me nothing about you, because first of all, my dear magistrate, I must warn you that I am now a postman. You' re letters, sir, and how you spent the day giving me wheels, because I have a bike complex that buzzes your man like you have a bike complex, yes tor and that I have a pretty good area, because it' s cortica. You don' t have to walk there much. How cool you are, well, because I have the area between here on the pier and the stone stand and the part over there on the viriat beach What do you care about me and say you don ' t have to walk much because, according to the Post Office, I only have to deal half of the cards walking and the other half. The other half I have to authorize to distribute them on foot. Well, if yours alone is between the stone- carved pier and the viriato beach, because

3:00 you don' t deal the cards in a boat and, I thought about it, I didn' t even think about it. But you can' t row and deal cards at the same time, because dealing cards is very complicated. Uh, well, and forgive me that you' re forgiven and that coke gnaws without what' s complicated about it. How can you not have like I' m complicated? A lot of compadre. You know how to deal cards, well, like I' m not gonna know if that ' s the easiest thing there is kid. That' s how true, yes, who taught me well. My uncle taught me that one night. I' m sure how you deal the cards for good, it' s very easy and I do that. Varado then you cut, then I do like this. I give you a roy I made myself an ace. I ' ll give you a five and I' ve made another one. I give you a four and I take another three ducklings. You' re talking about cards from the deck, right, yes, of course you are.

3:53 Well, that' s another thing, but anyway, how do you manage to lie down? They all do. Well, that' s what he taught me my uncle, that precise one, and where his uncle is. Well, my uncle who where you' re from is in the empty caliphate and that working there. No, no, no, nothing that the other day, playing poque with some friends, I say four aces and he won, but they gave him a kind of hoop over his head, they sent him for half his head, and that' s why, because the four makes the poor fig r. You can water the chance that it was the four of the same straw paloche and a kind of guy ceasing you, but yes ga rudecin. We don' t want you to have a bike complex.

4:34 It' s not that. Yes, sir, I' d rather have it as if I had it. Yes, I did. Yes, because what happened to me was that every night I dreamt about once in a clique Etoh I went to a psychiatrist and the psychiatrist explained to me that that was called bike complex to be that bike complex I already gave it to doctor that I gave a lot of wheel. Well rough and instead of wheeling, you couldn' t give tusa. For example. Ah that has occurred to me also in Ananna, but the check- atra told me not to do it because it was going to get worse. And why would you get out worse, man, because yours is a corn teacher. Then I was going to have a tamar en casserole complex, which is a pecometry. It happens a lot, oh my God how complicated this question of complicated complexes is that you go. Yeah, it' s complicated, it' s complicated.

5:28 No wonder it was complex, not that I was thinking. No. No wonder Ruedecin doesn' t have crab. Vinagret as crab bike complex life. Listen to me, I have a friend of mine who has a baker' s complex, Chico, and that, yes, is a terrible, horrible thing. Yeah, you know what' s coming, that he got into the baker' s complex and that he' s selling Matanza' s bread, ch Martan' s bread and how he' s selling it. Or pound, done, how to put books and real pound of bread ne matas. So, all you want, total, you tell 14 sixty two, tell me and sell a lot of bread from that go. I think I ' d like you to have how the machantes go to their bakery and see where and where the bakery is in Matanza, not Matan, not Chico in the city of the crazy masamorratch not the most slut. Ah well, then, if it' s okay, well, anyway, rude that the psychiatrist prescribed you for that complex. Well, they bought me a bike and they dealt the cards by bicycle. Yes, it was the right thing to do and that, because I don' t know how to rils, he found out three skates that I wanted to buy once a bike, but the case was that he showed up at my house to tell me that he was selling me a very good bike in twenty- five pesos. Just don' t tell me anything else. You bought it for her. Yes, sir, I bought it for you. I gave her the twenty- five pesos she asked me for and now it turns out that bike had stolen it from her.

6:56 Three Ana Nanina skates, no, no, nothing, no, no, no, no, but not that which had been stolen. Don' t do it or I' d have stolen it. No. He says it and you have to move it. I' m telling you, I don' t scratch that library. I' m not the one who does bike, bicycle. I didn' t steal it from anyone, but how come I don' t party the bike from my apothecist' s messenger. Yeah, it' ll be a massadero. His apothec, no nothing, but I didn' t steal it from. No, well, you didn ' t think not if I didn' t shout that defending that one comes all to rest, but that you can defend yourself without shouting spain. I don' t know how to forgive and how he yells at me. I don' t explain. Not because of that when I see it, but I don' t explain it to myself. I never used to yell at him, give him and yell at them. That' s me. Look at that. We' ll clear it up now. But tell me one thing, she' s not cute. I heard a thing there so he ' s got an apothecary to you. It' s clear that yes, I have a bottle and see if you fall cold, you go get my apothec that I' m going to give you. Medications at half price.

7:55 They don' t give him the partnership with a friend. That' s right, I told the weird sarcas to raze them in the neighborhood. Za ra hear me if she falls cold or goes to see Mommy. I recommend that she has a medicine there for the cold that is a magnificent thing. Look at what medicine it is. That' s called stenudin. To what is sneezing. No, no, that can' t be divulged. It ' s an aermamitic invention, well, but it' s a syrup, well, it' s been a species on a pin, but good. You know a painter, a painter, not so much a platadite as a parti. Yeah, if you look like a man like a deferent little pitecito.

8:37 But the truth is, when you feel the first clumsy, nothing more, the first clumsy at the tip of your nose. That' s what I say, it' s not tough. Yes, then if you buy yourself a knob there that has eight thousand nine hundred and seventy- six for you is as it is and costs you seventy- six pesos twenty- two and eighty. So, on the first day, you take a sideburn in the morning, I take one in the morning and I take one in the afternoon. Second day, two in the morning. There are two in the afternoon of that day I will close in the morning and ter in the afternoon. And at six months you' re not taking seventy- two in the morning and seventy- two and baarda and it goes on like this until I go on like this, until you get cold and when I get catal When you get past it, I' m going to tell you a cold without taking anything. It' ll sell you to last like this for about a week, right, a week. Well, then, taking that leg lasts six months. You don' t fail, but how it' s gonna last longer if I don' t get anything straight, Chico, because you ' re a mom business, it' s not like you' re covered with a cavera and what your business is. Then you buy a lot of kicks. That secretly informs the Ministry of Health to prohibit the act. The sale of that medicine is no longer depressed. Ah well, anyway, no, no, Nina, you' re sure that the bike that sold three skates to Rudecindo was the messenger of your Lord Most Secure. That bike stole three skates. He urges me that it' s not true. I didn ' t steal that bike from the Nina. He went to his hands.

10:01 Then I' ll explain to you sir and you know that I have a true girlfriend that you told me. Yeah, I told you, too, that Mitchel' s place is very bad. He didn' t see me. Hard, done, oh madness, yes, although that is not necessary to say. I did yes because with seeing me you hear me already it ' s supposed to be a boy man, look at my figure, look at my way, the way you look, my look at my falling eyes. But what a man, his way of looking, has something to do with some fall. Of course, with the fall of eyes, oh son, the fall was severe. Like it was the truth. Yes, because you have a look at the sackhouse that buzzes the mingo, my little boy and then because you have a picture of me in the sarla of your house.

10:46 Ma' am, you' re not wrong. I don' t have a picture of her in the living room and they don' t all have it and the window door on the outside to see her more often than not to scare off thieves who come to steal secretary. Give me eleven pesos of mononga. Nothing, I don' t want to. What did you say why you won' t want it? Or I don' t want to. Well, don' t put h uh, I' m like that. Don' t put it on Yeah, if you weren' t going to put it on somehow and just explain how that bike came into your hand. Or I' ll put a hundred and eighty days on the bike. No, sir, I' m not good at what happened to that bike. Maybe I ran into her on the street. Like I met her on the street, ch I went with my girlfriend down the street when I saw the bike aha yalen eats in cappio. I didn' t even make it out of the virus that was crying, don' t tell me the bike was crying. Not the one who was crying was my girlfriend Let' s go and why her girlfriend was crying because she said I didn' t love her. Then I stared at him and saw that he was alone and had two wheels. How his girlfriend had two wheels. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It' s just that at the time it was with Nio I saw the bike. Well what then I did like that and I told him I love you I love you you will be the future more of my daughters, thing you told him everything is a bicycle. I don' t kid my girlfriend like I' m going to give her that a bike and I didn' t call mine that more or that I was a wagon I already left myself more than while I said that to my girlfriend I started to look

12:16 at her well to see if she was knocked out in his girlfriend not the bike cha. I don' t talk that flattens you, which is what happens here chin the three leaving. The thing is, you' re messing with your girlfriend and the bike that no one understands. And what I want is for you to finish telling me what you did with her, with my girlfriend, not with the bike. I' m not interested in your boyfriend. I mean, well, he says the bike was abandoned. I said that and I took her to my house. And why she took her home, because I thought she was an orphan, boys, who was alone in the world of the poor. And then I took her away to find her a home, to find her a home or to sell her. No, no, no, to find him a home, but that' s what I found out about a precinct. I wanted to buy a bzcicle and I thought of the sick in art, that place she needed and sold it to her the rue de sn nine twenty- five pesos. So what you did with that bike was a charity work. That' s not subsich, it ' s really small, because I' m a sentimental of a sentimental.

13:16 I think it means he' s a bandit, because this bike wasn' t abandoned like night. No, sir, what happened was that the messenger left her on the street while she went up a fifth floor to deliver a medicine and because she didn' t get on the bike. Oh, yeah, and how he' s gonna get on a fifth floor on a bike. You come on what' s wrong with him. No. Then the bike was abandoned. Other games weren' t going down. Don' t make me crazy. You had no right to call yourself that good bike boy, but that can be arranged. Look, I have a solution for everyone to be happy with. What a solution that is the simplest. Rubéciín does not return his bike to the Nanina and so he is happy to na Nina has not been made. Nina gets her twenty- five pesos back to Rubécindo and so he was happy, Ruecindo and you absolve me and so I' m happy. I this moments and you are going to keep the twenty- five pesos that you paid Rudeci Bueno. Of course, boy, I didn ' t want to code yesterday, but I won' t be happy if I run out of money there that my solution is to make everyone happy.

14:16 Okay. Write there, secret secretary. That solution does not go so far as to be clear. You can see that the solution you give alone is good for you and for those tricks. I have another solution. A fine of 100 pesos and ten days in prison. Ol Leopoldo Fernández, Aníbal de mar Mi, mi cal Adolfo Tero and MiguelÁngel Herrera writes Castor Bispo, Production and Bacolara direction. Manulo Iglesias that I speak to you, tells you very good luck. Friends. Focused Audio