June 2, 2024
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Escucha los mejores casos de la serie de comedia radiofónica cubana La
Tremenda Corte, que fue transmitida por décadas en México en las distintas
estaciones de Grupo Radio Centro.
Escucha los mejores casos de la serie de comedia radiofónica cubana La
Tremenda Corte, que fue transmitida por décadas en México en las distintas
estaciones de Grupo Radio Centro.
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The Tremenda Orden la Tremenda Corte with
leoporto Fernández, AnÃbal de mar Mi Cal
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and MiguelÃngel Herrera writes Castor Bispo, production and direction. Miguel ya O
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public hearing. The tremendous Judge of
the Tremendous Court is going to solve a
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tremendous corporal the secret night good night, sir, how does it follow from
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the liver as always, and from
the rheumatism as always, and from the
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stomach as always, and from the
glass as always? And I just asked
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if, sir, you put on
a fine weight and that' s why
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so everything is as usual. And
to see what case we have today,
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therefore, a very serious case,
Your Honor, because it seems to be
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nothing less than an attempt to assassinate. Or tell me who tried to murder
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a woman because she immediately called the
complicated in that murder and she immediately took
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her place. Lord was Light Mary
Nananina to here bed every day Rudecindo,
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Calveiro and Escovinia two this or be
Candelario, three skates. That' s
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why here, this game is as
looking up as they' ve put it
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there. Now the gomento thing has
stuff. Let' s see what happened
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here. Nothing that without shame this
of three skates. You wanted to give
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me, Your Honor, you don' t be eight auto hear the gods,
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eh that' s how you beat
God as praise be to God,
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that' s what I say.
I wanted to drown. It doesn'
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t change the conversation he wanted to
touch me. I don' t say
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that. Madam you know well that
I always loved you with children' s
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weapons, with a child' s
soul, you to me and when we
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were married, you beat me every
day. No. No, no,
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no, lie to that beating I
didn' t swim totodias. What do
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you mean? No, sir alternates, one day like that and another not.
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But come here, come here,
three skates, you beat na baby,
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well, no, boy, I
didn' t hit her. What
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I was doing was inviting her to
box and how I boxed better than her,
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because of tim me overcomes trepantines because
of the technical caus and I was
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fat. That' s what you
call loving her with a child' s
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soul, with a child' s
soul. Guardes Secretary. Put a hundred
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and eighty days on three skates for
those beatings they gave the myth. He
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gave it up Hey. But if
this was a long time ago, guys,
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come on, he went to do
a lot, man, yeah,
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of course he did. It'
s been a long time. Put them
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with retroactive effect so that they have
to comply. Anyway well, anyway,
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no no, nor do you tell
us that three skates tried to drown him.
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Yes, Mr No, Mrs Cha, you don' t really come
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to see the man you' re
going to see and since I said yes,
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zero when you say it, because
it' s true I' m
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lazy with you too to what isn' t sacritry. You shouldn' t
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scream like that here to see.
Let the doctor say yes, sir It
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' s true to see because I' m a witness that you tried to
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drown on the beach. Well,
don' t start arguing that I'
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ll clear that up. I tell
you, you look the most serious in
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the group I can. Looks like
he' s not the ugliest is no
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more serious. What happened? What
happened? Well, what happened to my
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dear doctor was that today morning we
went to take a sea bath to the
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beach of Imanites. The three of
you, yeah, the three of you,
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sorry to get me in. I
invited him to go to Ramón to
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Joamiñita here where there is, there
is Mannita, because I am Jaime magnitero
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no. Ah was born to you
there. No, no, I wasn
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' t born there. But depending
on the beach you go, that'
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s what you call it, not
which beach you go to, I go
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to Santa Fe. Ah, you' re Santa fasin like you jump ugly.
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If you didn' t know,
if you go to Santa Fe beach,
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you' re Santa Fe and no, then I' ll see if
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I change the beach. No,
no, I don' t have letters
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because you' re not gonna get
anything. Why, because if you change
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the beach, maybe you' re
being holy but you' re going to
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keep it the same, what we' re going to do to it.
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I' ll keep going to Santa
Fe, so if that' s the
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best it' s gonna be,
even though I' ve got a bad
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memory of that beach. Joke see
yes, what happened to him because I
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had a girlfriend in Santa Fe,
not that I man, I figured it
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was Santa Fe. Yeah, and
hey, I didn' t get Faith,
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and I didn' t get Santa
chip because Santa didn' t go
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out with someone else And why didn' t faith come out because I got
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it Yeah, to good, well, but from what I see you like
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to take your turn around the beaches. Yeah, it' s terrible.
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Nothing ever happens to me to find
out what the latest female trusa models are
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like. No, then you go
to the beach to see the female trusses.
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So, yeah, because on the
outside, nothing else, that'
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s it, I see it,
yes, or on the inside. You
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can' t see them on the
beach, not men, of course,
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on the inside. They can'
t be seen anywhere. Yes, of
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course. I know from a place
where the female trout can be seen from
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inside. Really for my mother that
where. In the case of establishments where
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I sell it, the Secretary puts
all three of them out of ten pesos
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of fine to make me conchbir unfounded
hopes. Ah valo, sédioch ah well,
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with abalo be today yes. Keep
up the rudeness that we left in
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that this morning you went three a
morning to the beaches of Ahimani. It
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is not that, yes, sir, a time of maritime recreation which,
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truly in the heat that makes I
think you do not have the convenience of
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recognizing that it was justified. I
don' t find it very justified if
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I have anything to do with it. It is precisely to me that heat
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is a thing that bothers me a
lot. Don' t be silly,
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go bathe for a rough moment,
being that you have told me with second
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or Middle Book dotor my dear magistrate. I do nothing but recommend to you
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the same thing I did this morning, so I hope that you, with
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the natural intelligence that God did not
grant you, but that it might have
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coincided with you, will realize that
I did not intend to disturb you and
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that what I told you I told
you with all my good faith and with
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the best intention of the world.
You realize that' s true. I
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can' t tell. Then listen
to me and go bathe if it'
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s weight of moles but why,
doctor no, see, yes, but
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no, no, good to see, no, Nina, what happened on
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that beach. I' ve told
you before, sir, because you scoundrel
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looks like three pati tried to touch
me in the water. You' ve
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gone too far. No. No, no, no, no, that
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' s more in the orillita,
nothing more orellita. Ah well, it
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never gets too far from the shore, because they' re exposed to being
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attacked by a shark, a whale, a sperm whale or any bug from
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that. I know from experience that
you know. Yes, Mrs Mire,
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once when I was a young man, that is, when I was even
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more young than I am now,
I went away swimming and had a terrible
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scare, because they know what I
suddenly saw less than three meters away.
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What did a fin do? You
realize what that is No, no,
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no, you' re not gonna
smell me like that, don' t
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talk to me like that. That' s the fin, I know it,
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but it doesn' t. You
don' t know the amount of
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fin. That thing that I'
ve been given in the hole doesn'
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t sting me You' ve hit
yourself in the cantidacho water Look right there
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I got a fin. He got
it from a shark, not a dyer,
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the woman from a shark in to, not the woman from a dry
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cleaner. The woman of a dry
cleaner gave it to me. Yeah,
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I got the second of the season
this morning. He was also given a
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dry cleaner. I didn' t
get it from a blonde rabid, but
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blackened, tracked not three parties.
That can' t be, because it
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can' t be that the blonde
rapy doesn' t have fins, they
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won' t have fins, but
they give fins just like the other guys.
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Ah well, look buddy, but
you go to the beach to bathe
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or to sound it. Well,
I' m going to take a rough
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bath, but there are times when
one swims and stumbles with someone unintentionally.
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You know if you know and get
lost when you come tangled beta that you
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think is an octopus. Well,
it' s not an octopus or any
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other piece of you, so you
go. You take out your head,
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seven screams. Oh, the truth. Yes, let it be quite another
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time if you are stubborn inadvertently stumble. Yeah, I don' t know
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what happens to my boy that every
time I stumble with someone inadvertently, I
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get a fink wanting and something will
happen. Three patis. I don'
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t know. Hey, tunes caught
me around here there will be, yeah,
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and from inside the water that I' m plowing you a part that
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I was barely going to fly off
to the edge of the stick and I
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woke up like a buchererero in the
mouth, like a sand diver in the
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mouth. I didn' t know
if it was a fin, it was
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a wave that caught it and put
it in. He didn' t even
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say hello. I got hit without
saying hello. No hello the wave,
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ah, no, no, that
wave of chin coming here. You know
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a lot about fish. Well,
I' ve caught him pretty close.
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What' s the name of the
animal that plays so I jump a ball.
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So at the tip of the nose, what' s called a little
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book. Yeah, that' s
fosca, that' s the fosca,
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that' s posca, and what' s the name of the other one
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who has two things, like,
two or two fangs, which has two
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fins, like this, ahead of
two things. That timer, Chico,
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that' s a man' s
game. No, ah, no,
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no, don' t look at
that from all over the world. Follow
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my advice and never go far away
swimming. No. No. If I
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' m the wisest thing, Chico, of course, of course not.
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I always hear me bathe in the
orillite. Well, spend more sincere time
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where you' re going in the
woman. Tell me about it. And
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that' s what he calls you
to be prudent, of course, well,
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and you think he calls you to
be brazen. What you mean you
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mean I' m a decarado clearly
that I mean speak boved lady of carao
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is that you have no carach and
you have face. Let' s what
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question if I didn' t have
it, where would the fins ring to
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me as they mention me, well
the three parties, but of all those
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fins they give them in the water, no, not that they will move
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me to the shore also in the
sand, in the urine as well.
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Yeah. Look last Sunday without going
any further back than the manna I was
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walking through the sand and unwittingly trumping. Troupe yes, that happened to you
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the same thing no, no,
that you say trupe yes, yes without
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wanting to with some fishermen Aha and
pem sounded to me there in the tremen
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fin for bothering him when they were
fishing. Who, those fishermen, no,
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no. If those sinners weren'
t fishing and where they were,
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then a little girl who was taking
a bath was calling there, Secretary,
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I put ten pesos of muta three
skates to learn to walk on the beach
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without tripping. But listen, guys, to my mouth. It' s
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okay to see what it was like
about the attempted murder. Well, nothing,
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doctor. That was that we got
to the beach, didn' t
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put the truss and got into the
ago. I guess they wouldn' t
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have eaten anything before. Not really. Sir ah, well, yes,
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never get in the water after you' ve eaten, because it can give
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you a brain congestion, not that
you' re going to me you can
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' t give me that. Why
don' t you tough. If you
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don' t have a brain,
like you' re going to have a
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brain mate, of course I do, then you can give a brain congestion,
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no, sir, you can'
t give that to me, because
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I' m always waiting for three
or four hours to have eaten, and
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you think four hours is the fuchicent
ones, the rifles are enough to feel
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like the sweet stuff, because I
started talking about it with a gentleman and
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that gentleman told me that he,
after lunch, didn' t expect four
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hours and how many I expected in
all four months, what things after lunch,
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I waited four months to bathe.
And there chi the gentleman told him
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that. Gentlemen Paris. I had
to talk to him. Put twenty pesos
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more secretaries, keep twenty abalosdioch to
follow the sinto left so that you got
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into the water. Right. Yes, sir, we burned our dip,
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we swam a little bit and as
a matter of meters, three skates tripped,
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caught his fin, we kept swimming
and then three skates bet me a
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weight on which of the two I
endured the longest with my head under the
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water and you accepted the door,
or not, I won' t accept.
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Man. I knew I beat him, sure doctor, because I resist
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a lot under the water. Yes, yes, sir I was the first
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frog man to have the Spanish squad
A n then raised Juan, his sailor,
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Peral, his sailor to Peral.
This was man ar then he beat
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you. The wide horse doctor,
wide, we lied our heads under the
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water, both at the same time
not and that, indeed, Judge,
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shortly after three skates, had to
pull out his head, take for a
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neighbor and pay my weight. I' m so glad. And what'
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s more, since after your doctor
was when three skates tried to drown Nana
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Nina, not really roesino the last. Or there he went to try to
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take off another afternoon. Take it
down Yeah,' cause when he gained
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the weight from me, I beat
him with two pesos. Then the one
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who didn' t, no,
no, didn' t resist with his
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head I' m getting out of
the water any more in time than he
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is. You accepted not good,
I did not accept to prove it.
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I went and that' s where
three skates went. He tried to kill
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me, don' t listen to
him. I tried to kill you when
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nothing tried a word I didn'
t do. The only thing I did
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when she put her head in the
lake, was hold her by the hand
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and hold her head down there,
uh, until she beat Rocines, but
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you held it there. Of course
I do. He doesn' t see
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if he pulls his head out first
than rolling around asking me for the two
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pesos and writes there. Secretary,
come to the sentence. This Court is
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of the opinion that, although there
were no murders, there is no doubt
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that Nananina spent a bad time on
the beach and as the fact turns out
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to be a bet against a hundred
pesos of fine and to serve a month
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in prison. Listen to the following
program of the Tremenda Corte and with Leopoldo
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Fernández, my Michal and AnÃbal de
bar on this station. Until then,
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Manolo Iglesias, who speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Friends
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Paudio, the Central
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The Tremenda Orden la Tremenda Corte with
leoporto Fernández, AnÃbal de mar Mi Cal
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and MiguelÃngel Herrera writes Castor Bispo, production and direction. Miguel ya O
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public hearing. The tremendous Judge of
the Tremendous Court is going to solve a
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tremendous corporal the secret night good night, sir, how does it follow from
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the liver as always, and from
the rheumatism as always, and from the
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stomach as always, and from the
glass as always? And I just asked
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if, sir, you put on
a fine weight and that' s why
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so everything is as usual. And
to see what case we have today,
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therefore, a very serious case,
Your Honor, because it seems to be
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nothing less than an attempt to assassinate. Or tell me who tried to murder
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a woman because she immediately called the
complicated in that murder and she immediately took
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her place. Lord was Light Mary
Nananina to here bed every day Rudecindo,
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Calveiro and Escovinia two this or be
Candelario, three skates. That' s
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why here, this game is as
looking up as they' ve put it
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there. Now the gomento thing has
stuff. Let' s see what happened
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here. Nothing that without shame this
of three skates. You wanted to give
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me, Your Honor, you don' t be eight auto hear the gods,
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eh that' s how you beat
God as praise be to God,
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that' s what I say.
I wanted to drown. It doesn'
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t change the conversation he wanted to
touch me. I don' t say
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that. Madam you know well that
I always loved you with children' s
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weapons, with a child' s
soul, you to me and when we
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were married, you beat me every
day. No. No, no,
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no, lie to that beating I
didn' t swim totodias. What do
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you mean? No, sir alternates, one day like that and another not.
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But come here, come here,
three skates, you beat na baby,
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well, no, boy, I
didn' t hit her. What
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I was doing was inviting her to
box and how I boxed better than her,
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because of tim me overcomes trepantines because
of the technical caus and I was
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fat. That' s what you
call loving her with a child' s
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soul, with a child' s
soul. Guardes Secretary. Put a hundred
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and eighty days on three skates for
those beatings they gave the myth. He
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gave it up Hey. But if
this was a long time ago, guys,
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come on, he went to do
a lot, man, yeah,
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of course he did. It'
s been a long time. Put them
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with retroactive effect so that they have
to comply. Anyway well, anyway,
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no no, nor do you tell
us that three skates tried to drown him.
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Yes, Mr No, Mrs Cha, you don' t really come
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to see the man you' re
going to see and since I said yes,
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zero when you say it, because
it' s true I' m
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lazy with you too to what isn' t sacritry. You shouldn' t
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scream like that here to see.
Let the doctor say yes, sir It
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' s true to see because I' m a witness that you tried to
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drown on the beach. Well,
don' t start arguing that I'
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ll clear that up. I tell
you, you look the most serious in
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the group I can. Looks like
he' s not the ugliest is no
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more serious. What happened? What
happened? Well, what happened to my
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dear doctor was that today morning we
went to take a sea bath to the
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beach of Imanites. The three of
you, yeah, the three of you,
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sorry to get me in. I
invited him to go to Ramón to
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Joamiñita here where there is, there
is Mannita, because I am Jaime magnitero
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no. Ah was born to you
there. No, no, I wasn
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' t born there. But depending
on the beach you go, that'
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s what you call it, not
which beach you go to, I go
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to Santa Fe. Ah, you' re Santa fasin like you jump ugly.
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If you didn' t know,
if you go to Santa Fe beach,
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you' re Santa Fe and no, then I' ll see if
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I change the beach. No,
no, I don' t have letters
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because you' re not gonna get
anything. Why, because if you change
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the beach, maybe you' re
being holy but you' re going to
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keep it the same, what we' re going to do to it.
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I' ll keep going to Santa
Fe, so if that' s the
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best it' s gonna be,
even though I' ve got a bad
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memory of that beach. Joke see
yes, what happened to him because I
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had a girlfriend in Santa Fe,
not that I man, I figured it
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was Santa Fe. Yeah, and
hey, I didn' t get Faith,
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and I didn' t get Santa
chip because Santa didn' t go
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out with someone else And why didn' t faith come out because I got
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it Yeah, to good, well, but from what I see you like
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to take your turn around the beaches. Yeah, it' s terrible.
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Nothing ever happens to me to find
out what the latest female trusa models are
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like. No, then you go
to the beach to see the female trusses.
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So, yeah, because on the
outside, nothing else, that'
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s it, I see it,
yes, or on the inside. You
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can' t see them on the
beach, not men, of course,
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on the inside. They can'
t be seen anywhere. Yes, of
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course. I know from a place
where the female trout can be seen from
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inside. Really for my mother that
where. In the case of establishments where
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I sell it, the Secretary puts
all three of them out of ten pesos
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of fine to make me conchbir unfounded
hopes. Ah valo, sédioch ah well,
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with abalo be today yes. Keep
up the rudeness that we left in
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that this morning you went three a
morning to the beaches of Ahimani. It
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is not that, yes, sir, a time of maritime recreation which,
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truly in the heat that makes I
think you do not have the convenience of
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recognizing that it was justified. I
don' t find it very justified if
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I have anything to do with it. It is precisely to me that heat
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is a thing that bothers me a
lot. Don' t be silly,
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go bathe for a rough moment,
being that you have told me with second
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or Middle Book dotor my dear magistrate. I do nothing but recommend to you
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the same thing I did this morning, so I hope that you, with
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the natural intelligence that God did not
grant you, but that it might have
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coincided with you, will realize that
I did not intend to disturb you and
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that what I told you I told
you with all my good faith and with
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the best intention of the world.
You realize that' s true. I
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can' t tell. Then listen
to me and go bathe if it'
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s weight of moles but why,
doctor no, see, yes, but
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no, no, good to see, no, Nina, what happened on
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that beach. I' ve told
you before, sir, because you scoundrel
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looks like three pati tried to touch
me in the water. You' ve
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gone too far. No. No, no, no, no, that
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' s more in the orillita,
nothing more orellita. Ah well, it
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never gets too far from the shore, because they' re exposed to being
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attacked by a shark, a whale, a sperm whale or any bug from
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that. I know from experience that
you know. Yes, Mrs Mire,
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once when I was a young man, that is, when I was even
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more young than I am now,
I went away swimming and had a terrible
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scare, because they know what I
suddenly saw less than three meters away.
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What did a fin do? You
realize what that is No, no,
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no, you' re not gonna
smell me like that, don' t
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talk to me like that. That' s the fin, I know it,
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but it doesn' t. You
don' t know the amount of
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fin. That thing that I'
ve been given in the hole doesn'
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t sting me You' ve hit
yourself in the cantidacho water Look right there
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I got a fin. He got
it from a shark, not a dyer,
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the woman from a shark in to, not the woman from a dry
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cleaner. The woman of a dry
cleaner gave it to me. Yeah,
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I got the second of the season
this morning. He was also given a
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dry cleaner. I didn' t
get it from a blonde rabid, but
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blackened, tracked not three parties.
That can' t be, because it
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can' t be that the blonde
rapy doesn' t have fins, they
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won' t have fins, but
they give fins just like the other guys.
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Ah well, look buddy, but
you go to the beach to bathe
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or to sound it. Well,
I' m going to take a rough
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bath, but there are times when
one swims and stumbles with someone unintentionally.
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You know if you know and get
lost when you come tangled beta that you
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think is an octopus. Well,
it' s not an octopus or any
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other piece of you, so you
go. You take out your head,
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seven screams. Oh, the truth. Yes, let it be quite another
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time if you are stubborn inadvertently stumble. Yeah, I don' t know
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what happens to my boy that every
time I stumble with someone inadvertently, I
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get a fink wanting and something will
happen. Three patis. I don'
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t know. Hey, tunes caught
me around here there will be, yeah,
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and from inside the water that I' m plowing you a part that
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I was barely going to fly off
to the edge of the stick and I
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woke up like a buchererero in the
mouth, like a sand diver in the
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mouth. I didn' t know
if it was a fin, it was
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a wave that caught it and put
it in. He didn' t even
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say hello. I got hit without
saying hello. No hello the wave,
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ah, no, no, that
wave of chin coming here. You know
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a lot about fish. Well,
I' ve caught him pretty close.
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What' s the name of the
animal that plays so I jump a ball.
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So at the tip of the nose, what' s called a little
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book. Yeah, that' s
fosca, that' s the fosca,
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that' s posca, and what' s the name of the other one
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who has two things, like,
two or two fangs, which has two
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fins, like this, ahead of
two things. That timer, Chico,
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that' s a man' s
game. No, ah, no,
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no, don' t look at
that from all over the world. Follow
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my advice and never go far away
swimming. No. No. If I
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' m the wisest thing, Chico, of course, of course not.
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I always hear me bathe in the
orillite. Well, spend more sincere time
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where you' re going in the
woman. Tell me about it. And
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that' s what he calls you
to be prudent, of course, well,
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and you think he calls you to
be brazen. What you mean you
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mean I' m a decarado clearly
that I mean speak boved lady of carao
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is that you have no carach and
you have face. Let' s what
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question if I didn' t have
it, where would the fins ring to
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me as they mention me, well
the three parties, but of all those
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fins they give them in the water, no, not that they will move
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me to the shore also in the
sand, in the urine as well.
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Yeah. Look last Sunday without going
any further back than the manna I was
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walking through the sand and unwittingly trumping. Troupe yes, that happened to you
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the same thing no, no,
that you say trupe yes, yes without
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wanting to with some fishermen Aha and
pem sounded to me there in the tremen
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fin for bothering him when they were
fishing. Who, those fishermen, no,
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no. If those sinners weren'
t fishing and where they were,
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then a little girl who was taking
a bath was calling there, Secretary,
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I put ten pesos of muta three
skates to learn to walk on the beach
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without tripping. But listen, guys, to my mouth. It' s
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okay to see what it was like
about the attempted murder. Well, nothing,
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doctor. That was that we got
to the beach, didn' t
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put the truss and got into the
ago. I guess they wouldn' t
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have eaten anything before. Not really. Sir ah, well, yes,
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never get in the water after you' ve eaten, because it can give
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you a brain congestion, not that
you' re going to me you can
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' t give me that. Why
don' t you tough. If you
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don' t have a brain,
like you' re going to have a
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brain mate, of course I do, then you can give a brain congestion,
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no, sir, you can'
t give that to me, because
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I' m always waiting for three
or four hours to have eaten, and
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you think four hours is the fuchicent
ones, the rifles are enough to feel
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like the sweet stuff, because I
started talking about it with a gentleman and
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that gentleman told me that he,
after lunch, didn' t expect four
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hours and how many I expected in
all four months, what things after lunch,
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I waited four months to bathe.
And there chi the gentleman told him
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that. Gentlemen Paris. I had
to talk to him. Put twenty pesos
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more secretaries, keep twenty abalosdioch to
follow the sinto left so that you got
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into the water. Right. Yes, sir, we burned our dip,
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we swam a little bit and as
a matter of meters, three skates tripped,
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caught his fin, we kept swimming
and then three skates bet me a
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weight on which of the two I
endured the longest with my head under the
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water and you accepted the door,
or not, I won' t accept.
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Man. I knew I beat him, sure doctor, because I resist
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a lot under the water. Yes, yes, sir I was the first
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frog man to have the Spanish squad
A n then raised Juan, his sailor,
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Peral, his sailor to Peral.
This was man ar then he beat
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you. The wide horse doctor,
wide, we lied our heads under the
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water, both at the same time
not and that, indeed, Judge,
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shortly after three skates, had to
pull out his head, take for a
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neighbor and pay my weight. I' m so glad. And what'
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s more, since after your doctor
was when three skates tried to drown Nana
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Nina, not really roesino the last. Or there he went to try to
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take off another afternoon. Take it
down Yeah,' cause when he gained
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the weight from me, I beat
him with two pesos. Then the one
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who didn' t, no,
no, didn' t resist with his
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head I' m getting out of
the water any more in time than he
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is. You accepted not good,
I did not accept to prove it.
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I went and that' s where
three skates went. He tried to kill
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me, don' t listen to
him. I tried to kill you when
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nothing tried a word I didn'
t do. The only thing I did
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when she put her head in the
lake, was hold her by the hand
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and hold her head down there,
uh, until she beat Rocines, but
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you held it there. Of course
I do. He doesn' t see
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if he pulls his head out first
than rolling around asking me for the two
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pesos and writes there. Secretary,
come to the sentence. This Court is
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of the opinion that, although there
were no murders, there is no doubt
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that Nananina spent a bad time on
the beach and as the fact turns out
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to be a bet against a hundred
pesos of fine and to serve a month
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in prison. Listen to the following
program of the Tremenda Corte and with Leopoldo
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Fernández, my Michal and AnÃbal de
bar on this station. Until then,
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Manolo Iglesias, who speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Friends
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Paudio, the Central







