June 2, 2024

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The Tremenda Orden la Tremenda Corte with
leoporto Fernández, Aníbal de mar Mi Cal

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and MiguelÁngel Herrera writes Castor Bispo, production and direction. Miguel ya O

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public hearing. The tremendous Judge of
the Tremendous Court is going to solve a

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tremendous corporal the secret night good night, sir, how does it follow from

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the liver as always, and from
the rheumatism as always, and from the

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stomach as always, and from the
glass as always? And I just asked

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if, sir, you put on
a fine weight and that' s why

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so everything is as usual. And
to see what case we have today,

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therefore, a very serious case,
Your Honor, because it seems to be

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nothing less than an attempt to assassinate. Or tell me who tried to murder

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a woman because she immediately called the
complicated in that murder and she immediately took

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her place. Lord was Light Mary
Nananina to here bed every day Rudecindo,

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Calveiro and Escovinia two this or be
Candelario, three skates. That' s

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why here, this game is as
looking up as they' ve put it

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there. Now the gomento thing has
stuff. Let' s see what happened

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here. Nothing that without shame this
of three skates. You wanted to give

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me, Your Honor, you don' t be eight auto hear the gods,

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eh that' s how you beat
God as praise be to God,

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that' s what I say.
I wanted to drown. It doesn'

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t change the conversation he wanted to
touch me. I don' t say

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that. Madam you know well that
I always loved you with children' s

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weapons, with a child' s
soul, you to me and when we

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were married, you beat me every
day. No. No, no,

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no, lie to that beating I
didn' t swim totodias. What do

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you mean? No, sir alternates, one day like that and another not.

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But come here, come here,
three skates, you beat na baby,

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well, no, boy, I
didn' t hit her. What

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I was doing was inviting her to
box and how I boxed better than her,

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because of tim me overcomes trepantines because
of the technical caus and I was

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fat. That' s what you
call loving her with a child' s

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soul, with a child' s
soul. Guardes Secretary. Put a hundred

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and eighty days on three skates for
those beatings they gave the myth. He

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gave it up Hey. But if
this was a long time ago, guys,

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come on, he went to do
a lot, man, yeah,

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of course he did. It'
s been a long time. Put them

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with retroactive effect so that they have
to comply. Anyway well, anyway,

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no no, nor do you tell
us that three skates tried to drown him.

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Yes, Mr No, Mrs Cha, you don' t really come

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to see the man you' re
going to see and since I said yes,

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zero when you say it, because
it' s true I' m

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lazy with you too to what isn' t sacritry. You shouldn' t

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scream like that here to see.
Let the doctor say yes, sir It

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' s true to see because I' m a witness that you tried to

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drown on the beach. Well,
don' t start arguing that I'

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ll clear that up. I tell
you, you look the most serious in

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the group I can. Looks like
he' s not the ugliest is no

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more serious. What happened? What
happened? Well, what happened to my

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dear doctor was that today morning we
went to take a sea bath to the

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beach of Imanites. The three of
you, yeah, the three of you,

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sorry to get me in. I
invited him to go to Ramón to

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Joamiñita here where there is, there
is Mannita, because I am Jaime magnitero

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no. Ah was born to you
there. No, no, I wasn

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' t born there. But depending
on the beach you go, that'

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s what you call it, not
which beach you go to, I go

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to Santa Fe. Ah, you' re Santa fasin like you jump ugly.

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If you didn' t know,
if you go to Santa Fe beach,

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you' re Santa Fe and no, then I' ll see if

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I change the beach. No,
no, I don' t have letters

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because you' re not gonna get
anything. Why, because if you change

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the beach, maybe you' re
being holy but you' re going to

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keep it the same, what we' re going to do to it.

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I' ll keep going to Santa
Fe, so if that' s the

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best it' s gonna be,
even though I' ve got a bad

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memory of that beach. Joke see
yes, what happened to him because I

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had a girlfriend in Santa Fe,
not that I man, I figured it

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was Santa Fe. Yeah, and
hey, I didn' t get Faith,

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and I didn' t get Santa
chip because Santa didn' t go

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out with someone else And why didn' t faith come out because I got

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it Yeah, to good, well, but from what I see you like

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to take your turn around the beaches. Yeah, it' s terrible.

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Nothing ever happens to me to find
out what the latest female trusa models are

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like. No, then you go
to the beach to see the female trusses.

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So, yeah, because on the
outside, nothing else, that'

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s it, I see it,
yes, or on the inside. You

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can' t see them on the
beach, not men, of course,

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on the inside. They can'
t be seen anywhere. Yes, of

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course. I know from a place
where the female trout can be seen from

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inside. Really for my mother that
where. In the case of establishments where

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I sell it, the Secretary puts
all three of them out of ten pesos

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of fine to make me conchbir unfounded
hopes. Ah valo, sédioch ah well,

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with abalo be today yes. Keep
up the rudeness that we left in

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that this morning you went three a
morning to the beaches of Ahimani. It

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is not that, yes, sir, a time of maritime recreation which,

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truly in the heat that makes I
think you do not have the convenience of

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recognizing that it was justified. I
don' t find it very justified if

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I have anything to do with it. It is precisely to me that heat

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is a thing that bothers me a
lot. Don' t be silly,

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go bathe for a rough moment,
being that you have told me with second

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or Middle Book dotor my dear magistrate. I do nothing but recommend to you

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the same thing I did this morning, so I hope that you, with

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the natural intelligence that God did not
grant you, but that it might have

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coincided with you, will realize that
I did not intend to disturb you and

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that what I told you I told
you with all my good faith and with

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the best intention of the world.
You realize that' s true. I

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can' t tell. Then listen
to me and go bathe if it'

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s weight of moles but why,
doctor no, see, yes, but

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no, no, good to see, no, Nina, what happened on

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that beach. I' ve told
you before, sir, because you scoundrel

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looks like three pati tried to touch
me in the water. You' ve

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gone too far. No. No, no, no, no, that

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' s more in the orillita,
nothing more orellita. Ah well, it

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never gets too far from the shore, because they' re exposed to being

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attacked by a shark, a whale, a sperm whale or any bug from

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that. I know from experience that
you know. Yes, Mrs Mire,

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once when I was a young man, that is, when I was even

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more young than I am now,
I went away swimming and had a terrible

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scare, because they know what I
suddenly saw less than three meters away.

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What did a fin do? You
realize what that is No, no,

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no, you' re not gonna
smell me like that, don' t

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talk to me like that. That' s the fin, I know it,

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but it doesn' t. You
don' t know the amount of

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fin. That thing that I'
ve been given in the hole doesn'

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t sting me You' ve hit
yourself in the cantidacho water Look right there

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I got a fin. He got
it from a shark, not a dyer,

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the woman from a shark in to, not the woman from a dry

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cleaner. The woman of a dry
cleaner gave it to me. Yeah,

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I got the second of the season
this morning. He was also given a

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dry cleaner. I didn' t
get it from a blonde rabid, but

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blackened, tracked not three parties.
That can' t be, because it

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can' t be that the blonde
rapy doesn' t have fins, they

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won' t have fins, but
they give fins just like the other guys.

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Ah well, look buddy, but
you go to the beach to bathe

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or to sound it. Well,
I' m going to take a rough

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bath, but there are times when
one swims and stumbles with someone unintentionally.

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You know if you know and get
lost when you come tangled beta that you

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think is an octopus. Well,
it' s not an octopus or any

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other piece of you, so you
go. You take out your head,

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seven screams. Oh, the truth. Yes, let it be quite another

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time if you are stubborn inadvertently stumble. Yeah, I don' t know

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what happens to my boy that every
time I stumble with someone inadvertently, I

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get a fink wanting and something will
happen. Three patis. I don'

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t know. Hey, tunes caught
me around here there will be, yeah,

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and from inside the water that I' m plowing you a part that

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I was barely going to fly off
to the edge of the stick and I

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woke up like a buchererero in the
mouth, like a sand diver in the

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mouth. I didn' t know
if it was a fin, it was

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a wave that caught it and put
it in. He didn' t even

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say hello. I got hit without
saying hello. No hello the wave,

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ah, no, no, that
wave of chin coming here. You know

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a lot about fish. Well,
I' ve caught him pretty close.

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What' s the name of the
animal that plays so I jump a ball.

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So at the tip of the nose, what' s called a little

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book. Yeah, that' s
fosca, that' s the fosca,

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that' s posca, and what' s the name of the other one

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who has two things, like,
two or two fangs, which has two

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fins, like this, ahead of
two things. That timer, Chico,

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that' s a man' s
game. No, ah, no,

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no, don' t look at
that from all over the world. Follow

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my advice and never go far away
swimming. No. No. If I

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' m the wisest thing, Chico, of course, of course not.

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I always hear me bathe in the
orillite. Well, spend more sincere time

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where you' re going in the
woman. Tell me about it. And

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that' s what he calls you
to be prudent, of course, well,

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and you think he calls you to
be brazen. What you mean you

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mean I' m a decarado clearly
that I mean speak boved lady of carao

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is that you have no carach and
you have face. Let' s what

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question if I didn' t have
it, where would the fins ring to

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me as they mention me, well
the three parties, but of all those

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fins they give them in the water, no, not that they will move

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me to the shore also in the
sand, in the urine as well.

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Yeah. Look last Sunday without going
any further back than the manna I was

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walking through the sand and unwittingly trumping. Troupe yes, that happened to you

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the same thing no, no,
that you say trupe yes, yes without

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wanting to with some fishermen Aha and
pem sounded to me there in the tremen

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fin for bothering him when they were
fishing. Who, those fishermen, no,

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no. If those sinners weren'
t fishing and where they were,

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then a little girl who was taking
a bath was calling there, Secretary,

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I put ten pesos of muta three
skates to learn to walk on the beach

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without tripping. But listen, guys, to my mouth. It' s

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okay to see what it was like
about the attempted murder. Well, nothing,

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doctor. That was that we got
to the beach, didn' t

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put the truss and got into the
ago. I guess they wouldn' t

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have eaten anything before. Not really. Sir ah, well, yes,

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never get in the water after you' ve eaten, because it can give

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you a brain congestion, not that
you' re going to me you can

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' t give me that. Why
don' t you tough. If you

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don' t have a brain,
like you' re going to have a

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brain mate, of course I do, then you can give a brain congestion,

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no, sir, you can'
t give that to me, because

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I' m always waiting for three
or four hours to have eaten, and

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you think four hours is the fuchicent
ones, the rifles are enough to feel

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like the sweet stuff, because I
started talking about it with a gentleman and

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that gentleman told me that he,
after lunch, didn' t expect four

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hours and how many I expected in
all four months, what things after lunch,

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I waited four months to bathe.
And there chi the gentleman told him

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that. Gentlemen Paris. I had
to talk to him. Put twenty pesos

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more secretaries, keep twenty abalosdioch to
follow the sinto left so that you got

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into the water. Right. Yes, sir, we burned our dip,

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we swam a little bit and as
a matter of meters, three skates tripped,

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caught his fin, we kept swimming
and then three skates bet me a

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weight on which of the two I
endured the longest with my head under the

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water and you accepted the door,
or not, I won' t accept.

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Man. I knew I beat him, sure doctor, because I resist

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a lot under the water. Yes, yes, sir I was the first

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frog man to have the Spanish squad
A n then raised Juan, his sailor,

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Peral, his sailor to Peral.
This was man ar then he beat

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you. The wide horse doctor,
wide, we lied our heads under the

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water, both at the same time
not and that, indeed, Judge,

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shortly after three skates, had to
pull out his head, take for a

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neighbor and pay my weight. I' m so glad. And what'

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s more, since after your doctor
was when three skates tried to drown Nana

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Nina, not really roesino the last. Or there he went to try to

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take off another afternoon. Take it
down Yeah,' cause when he gained

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the weight from me, I beat
him with two pesos. Then the one

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who didn' t, no,
no, didn' t resist with his

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head I' m getting out of
the water any more in time than he

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is. You accepted not good,
I did not accept to prove it.

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I went and that' s where
three skates went. He tried to kill

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me, don' t listen to
him. I tried to kill you when

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nothing tried a word I didn'
t do. The only thing I did

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when she put her head in the
lake, was hold her by the hand

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and hold her head down there,
uh, until she beat Rocines, but

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you held it there. Of course
I do. He doesn' t see

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if he pulls his head out first
than rolling around asking me for the two

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pesos and writes there. Secretary,
come to the sentence. This Court is

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of the opinion that, although there
were no murders, there is no doubt

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that Nananina spent a bad time on
the beach and as the fact turns out

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to be a bet against a hundred
pesos of fine and to serve a month

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in prison. Listen to the following
program of the Tremenda Corte and with Leopoldo

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Fernández, my Michal and Aníbal de
bar on this station. Until then,

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Manolo Iglesias, who speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Friends

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Paudio, the Central