March 23, 2024

Cosas de CUMPLEAÑOS

Cosas de CUMPLEAÑOS

Que Dios bendiga al cumpleañero

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Que Dios bendiga al cumpleañero

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Or welcome. Gentlemen, milk-
milk brothers, from the dick Güey,

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come on for that carnal birthday,
because it' s on my birthday,

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gey. Thanks to the nedor.
Thank you, brother, I love you

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so much. Cool, I adore
you, brother, thank you. As

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Güey adored you, first he told
me my chido gift, which said brothers

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of milk, which made brothers of
milk, I work, I bring your

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chido gift. Today fart is that
prostitution is illegal. Güey, no,

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no, no, no, I
brought you your present. So I never

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wanted to open forty- five today. I wanted to open it with a

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gift that I also want to tell
everyone that that' s what people expect

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when birthday a gift. Don'
t blow that if the detail and storytelling.

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That' s for the poor.
That' s for people who don

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' t have money to give away
better. Don' t give anything better

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if you' re going to give
them away. I present Francisca ah Metele

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is nothing that the head doesn'
t have güey give away dust, it

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doesn' t count a thousand pesos. To my compadre I was thinking that

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you come I give him this bath
some tennis, already has them all a

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toy and already has them all.
Carnal. There goes my gift so that

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they learn to give away sons of
their motherfucking mother, fifty thousand Güeyo Adriello

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you will not give the fifty thousand
product product of the political sale for me.

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Thank you, thank you, Father
the tour. Thank you for not

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carnal. This is a real gey
gift. Yes, no, but good

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not yours. I' m sorry, it' s a little over.

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What you spent on your party,
Güey, well, ute, Güey,

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two days of partying, uh,
Güey, thank you, Güey, but

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no, well or no, no, no, I don' t even

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want to get it. If we' re going to close a pinche deal

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on how they give the gift.
I know if I don' t make

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it comfortable for you what I'
ve been given. I put my dad

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in real money, Güey, Güey, I told the band I' m

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gonna get him a mole present and
this is my gift for s but no

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more, Güey, no wey or
maybe. It' s forty- nine

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five hundred and I don' t
know if you ask him what, but

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it' s fifty s that you
come in and glories and follow him under.

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A little girl, a press.
No, I' m not grateful,

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Paquita from the Mira neighborhood I'
m gonna tell you that so you

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can see that I' m going
to do it. Güey, monthlyity of

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girls in school. That' s
worth this month' s girls' monthly

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and this, uh, tithe,
ten not forty- two years don'

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t come true, not all walks, not even my dad. Well,

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I' ve been money. The
truth is, I feel like shit putting

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him in the bag. Güey compadres, that I give you, Güey,

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that the truth is his, you
buy you love you no and then I

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miss. I don' t know
if you haven' t shagged. I

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' m missing the mole parties.
For some time now, I' ve

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always missed the mole parties because I' m afraid of them. I'

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m gonna make you a taste thing
of what' s going on there.

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I' ll pass it to you
because I know that at my parties I

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have two parties, the party that' s with my family restaurant and everyone

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goes and returns it. That'
s not quiet. The parties I do

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with my compas, but this criminal
billies. I mean. That' s

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all you don' t say.
Let' s say if a meteor hits

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the Monterrey party, it heals.
He' s got a lot of bad

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feelings for you. Güey the bus
and the regional music is over, but

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also very nice people, very father. I want to thank the whole band.

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I mean, I want to go
back to Octavio Cuadra, who gave

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me this little girl, this lady, the one who had silver like the

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rose. It is a gayeton stop
to Tois to Luis Julian Jr, to

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Victor Sibrian, to Virlan Garcia,
to Arlan Garcia a tipaz. If I

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pass were more groups, this one
was churi. I' ll check you

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out who it is because he commanded
Reggio, who was the new year.

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You remember also yes and it was
the good Joanni Giovanni, the leg the

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leg Cabrón how it has grown,
no yes, but its consumption does not.

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No. This maximum advantage was also
maximum advantage. I liked the name.

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I liked it. Maximum advantage.
It was good for the whole race,

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all the quacha that are my comrades, it is not going to,

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but a lot of quacha, obviously, to the team of life to the

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east alan gabo out I did not
go to the party, they went to

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take care of you as already or
care for them I güey and to many

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already many no wey will be taken
care of already this no. But what

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do you miss the lance that those
parties ah no, Jorge, that was

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like I sent it from my sage
and did not battle Nadita clear the bato.

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In fact, I think when you
told Verra you went to the master,

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they had already arrived. Not a
big shit. My brother in the

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last name carries the legend, then, but yes carnal. Your parties are

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like concerts, no brother, they' re kind of events. I'

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ve got a fart c I'
m taking therapy because I' ve got

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a pedito of muzzle that I'
ve got to the gey. I want

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to make up that I like it, my old lady tells me now,

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güey, ya, don' t
throw parties and I, since I'

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ve been right, I like to
party, since I' ve been like

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mom' s joss, my mom, people are in my birthday, but

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I don' t know if it' s because I' m not alone.

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I don' t know, so
I have to scratch it. But

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see that if there is ua when
I was I say how much one that

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when I was morro that there was
no there that my dad gave me money.

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I did my parties with one I
always did with a spotlight and fifty

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pesos, water, crazy water,
a CD stereo. This one bought when

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the cardboard of quarter was worth thirty- eight pesos, the thistle or twenty

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and bought it three cartonitos and with
a hundred pesos. But since I'

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ve been right, from the dolls, elizabeth and it' s just that

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before the parties were from eh there' s going to be pisto to see

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that the bato bought two wey Andalusian
barrels those arrible and foamed out. It

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looked like the third dawg, as
is mother darn güeys that Wey fucked him

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in two minutes of this barrel wey
that they are alone not how many die

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the guitrolos not a barrel is twenty, the twenty, but they were fourteen

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of alcohol and sixteen of two six
of foam. And then sometimes they'

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d say no to that party,
that' s not what it' s

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about. It' s because they' re going to burst, they'

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re going to burst, they'
re going to take the papecuzos they'

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re going to take the clk to
the lm flocmf of the noria the vásquez

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and there were cocks outside and then
the lady is born is the mom,

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the fortnight quiet, always was done, shitted in the house, the walls

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stained with poo, that is,
until that' s why we like the

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film this project, ex project,
what a movie barbarity. And it was

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a real case of a nose that
in Australia had a party and I did

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a pachanga like that and in the
end I think they' re going through

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it Yeah, it' s true, yeah, it' s gone from

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real life. That fart no,
yes, I say da is a fart,

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yes, but it is to reflect, It is to reflect, it

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is of dick back, it is
of what you have built, but carnal

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also your feasts are the reflection of
how much the carnal band loves you and

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to see well, I should not
say that. I didn' t go

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to your party, but I take
care of myself, I protect myself because

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I know right now. For example, combining alcohuegos games doesn' t suit

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me. I' m at the
stage of my life where I can'

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t do it. Better times will
come, better times will come, vegas

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will come. It' s me, yes, exactly, you' re

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already driving to the intermittent bathroom,
always as a team, because you know

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why. In case I want to
sit down and hold my arm, we

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' re always very gossipy. They
told us in the boa here that maya

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got there Disney, why they'
re so quick to bath and me why

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we take care of each other,
because we love each other so that no

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one gets into the bathroom exactly.
We had our backs and I just wanted

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to go through the chapter and say
you' ve earned the love of a

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bunch of people. Carnal you are
a promoter of Mexican regional music, not

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only with royal experience, but at
these parties, because le Carnal you told

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me. We weren' t recording
all of a sudden the ones you hired

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started singing and the ones you had
as a guest singing, they said.

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I also want to sing the wey
there too You do have to make someone

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who is a very interesting little duo
of that kind of music here in Monterrey

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and comedy. I also thank the
people who did it very much. I

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also want to send a greeting to
you and to the good little bouquet,

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which was also this little bouquet and
green culiacrama, it was bouquety there and

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then I move if it brings all
the customs of culiacamera, I mean,

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of course, if you didn'
t come late and said sorry for the

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delay and I said no, no, no, no, pass it,

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pass it, No, yes,
he said, he said pass it,

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pass it by, that is because
it was raining. I was well heard

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you told him that the bato came
with toast, with potatoes you catsed him

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that I lacked and no, no, greetings to the güey raboncito. We

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sent him to say hi. What
we see a lot and we' re

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going to invite him not to milk
he hears and he' s going to

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step trig and to all the breeds
is that I forget many names and I

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will not be offended not the net
are there were even children and I didn

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' t know this suddenly a vast
of my friend Daniel, positive mind that

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I say to him I see a
vato with a grandson everything makes a photo

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in my birthday and I say who
you come to not fuck I' m

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from group I you take off the
shirt bastard of group Güey, because you

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and there I know you. I
told him, if you' re the

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group, keep that Güey house,
take off your shirt and stay off the

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birthday. It' s something that
bothers you that your parties are over.

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Not that there aren' t people
that you invited to be many people that

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I invited and I' m going
to say it here. And there are

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people who don' t invite,
who said it can happen. But there

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are people that I didn' t
invite, that was a I won'

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t say man, my friend,
but a friend of mine invited one to

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the other friend and the other that' s the fart of birthdays. And

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I say it here is going to
come out on Saturday and that rasto helles

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not from you fulfill pla my colear. Hey, there' s a gentleman

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with his wife. Well cock the
bac you, but why. I don

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' t know him and you know
who you are. I don' t

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know you. Your wife' s
got a cell phone on you. I

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wish you' d found it,
but you have to have a lot of

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eggs and a lot of how you
say you' re not sorry. There

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' s a place where you don' t get invited. Yeah, that

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' s the criterion. It'
s everything. If you' re going

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to take a partner, you know
that that partner adapts to someone, but

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to take a partner and that compa
I see compa and with the wife and

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my fucking life you' re moms, you go back to my birthday.

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So this last time, because they
take a lot of liberties from recording this

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coma of the party. That'
s why Güey wasn' t invited.

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I can' t invite you.
You know you should do your next birthdays,

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sell tickets as if they were farts, sell good, not waco,

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but then one day you give me
more life and stuff. He buys me

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a fifth and doesn' t make
him an iris poncho. I know a

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poncho who says he entered a vato
camera with another Güey who had not invited

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and ran them. I mean,
it was her kin, that is,

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she was her fifth. When you' re done, he' s out

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because there' s a lot of
ground you rented, too, and you

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could' ve sent the dick whoever
you wanted. Yeah, I' m

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not saying, ladies, the time
you' re gonna be here any minute,

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the time comes and you don'
t want to go through one.

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Please, you have to see me
You know and no. It' s

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no, no, they' re
not friends of friends, friends and friends

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there' s also that they put
me in fish and you don' t

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give them what they did. If
you don' t hit them to get

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my old ladies out of here.
Listen, I saw that I saw old

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women and I told her what to
do if the guys in the group bring

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old women, they don' t
do anything and they' re too much

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of a spear, because these old
women also dress strangely and they' re

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not yes, that is, they
dress eagerly and they give them the eggs,

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they do what, because they dress
like that they' re happy,

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birthdays, carnal another that they'
re a little more and they keep learning.

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By your side. We love you
all the team. They prepare you

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aja ja that was compadre. Hey, put the pile down. If I

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' m going to skin her,
I want to tell people the most thanks

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and see you in two thousand five. This one does. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, totally because parties are gonna
get more and more precious,'

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cause but you' re giving me
an idea. Hey, the molefe.

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The molefs already. I think we
should start to see to it that the

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pedaca wey organizes those who organize for
the north also compare. But, well,

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let' s go there. It' s about to start. Hey,

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dick You' re taking care of
me. The first is the cake.

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The cake is very important, but
how it has gone like cheese in

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a way to make forgiveness of the
cake. I' m telling you the

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nineties. The cake was the paste
my times was the glaciadito cake that of

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betun very pinche that the medium brought
jams. True and it was to make

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the image of power Angers. Yes, Pokémon, no pokémono touched me linja

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turtle because I had the lion girl, I don' t fight or not,

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but that was the ladies of those, the ladies who have back there

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tied with shackles making the cakes.
They were the cone and they were some

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dicks compadre those ladies, because with
pure raised hand they can tattoo your back

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güey and make you a foot chat
to the sagas. That was the roasted

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little shepherdess. There he looks at
you, I' m going to want

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to hear I want and no better
the lady to see that that calls the

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go drawings itches Chile, if you' re taking in my am a damn

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hovel and it was and were ladies
who didn' t take the shortcut as

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if you were going to sorian pricks
giant connaga and instead of drawing like that

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with a plastic, a plastic prick
that you go to the dick. I

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knew you pbs that blowjob, the
thirty- five- peso gey ride.

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You already imagined no more for cakes, for it was, to get rid

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of the cake a cuate de soriana, entering that it is in the pasta

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would read like this in the schinita, those that are pineapple with cherry that.

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Those are pies to get out of
the pure, for cakes for when

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you wanted to get there and become
a mother in ten minutes I was going

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to have a blowjob and go out
to the burgue when you didn' t

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want your son told her that.
In other words, there are half the

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love that the mother has for the
child if she takes a cake of those

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from the cradle of herself, yes, well the leti, if not,

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if you lack love, if you
carry the lyrics, it is lack love

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because chili or leetic, funny,
that is eye the good letis, the

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letis güey, very good the empanadas
of cajeta. If you' re a

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mother, what Güey is showing is
that the mother doesn' t want anymore,

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that is, she' s already
used to having her son. She

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' s not excited about him anymore. If she' s excited, she

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' s wearing a cloth from that
St Peter' s bowl. Of those

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sa mamón cakes there are seven hundred
pesos that Ahorita is now the mother of

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Ahorita compare in my time when the
mother thought she was a pastry maker who

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started to squeal the cakes there.
They made the cake for you, and

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it was lemon' s fucking carlot, which were mariah cookies with condensed milk

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and lemon, and they put your
monkeys on top. Güey, if you

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put them on, your dad didn' t have jobs, your dad didn

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' t just run it. They
had just removed it from a builder they

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had run it or chocolate this one
that sold the box always in all the

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supermarkets güey and what was called güey
that brings those and just like chuelate roughs

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is. As well, that one
was already done. But there was a

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cake that Mom used to make out
of a box a lot. The German

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did step on the legar there was
also always an aunt who knew how to

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make the German cake, sucker.
But now, then, cakes don'

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t be carnal, too. I
haven' t been to a party in

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a long time. I screw up
the part where the children with parental absence

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want to egg to push the birthday
boy Güey in to sweep. I don

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' t like it when I notice
too much intensity in that. That'

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s where it went. There it
is, Mama, lacking love and are

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very ordinary children. You know where
a cocky dad missed, which was when

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the cake in the middle was with
a plate and then they were full of

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seeing that blindness so that it'
s not cake is threaded, but to

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make it look complete, they put
a plate in it and where they make

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him a ceramic bite. Here that
I made chrysa, you don' t

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see it if I understand it is
a thread of the caati that the lady

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improvised there with cream chantilly and snot
to the dick. But there are children

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who if they take it very seriously
or very seriously, it' s neither

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very much nor as tanny as well, so the little wey is so that

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it bites, why do you want
to eat mucus with güey blood. But

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then there are also crippled children,
all pricks, weak emotional who weep when

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it' s in the mess that
fucking does yes to that dick? That

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man to the dick? Hang on, hang on to your dick? I

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' m not crying and his birthday
Güey and they' re very vengeful.

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Güey. I don' t know
if you' ve seen videos of mussels

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that are being sprung and even with
the knife wey they want to give the

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quiet mancelitos the cock, yes or
because the days get madder asshole or,

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for example, make them a paraplegic
that they can' t lift from welsh

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It' s asshole like the pulls
yes, there' s something else that

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happens. The birthday. It happened
to me when they were here batting it

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I had a character called marquitoes like
no Güey. This is a lot of

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birthday Güey. I went to me, I was hired by the Chief and

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this one because he liked my mood
but the boy she wanted to go Elitelle

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is like Maruca. Maruca, I
arrived a pinche pachangota on Guadeloupe road,

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heading via Juárez. You know you' re going to three zero you'

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re already losing the third living room
of those who have Germans painted as goddessesurians,

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but with mixed sanchez chalines and 1, 500. It doesn' t

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happen or güey that is the payment
and it comes if there are a few

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batos and a troca outside all this
banners come in and I remember very much.

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This is very much how we could
tell you that very uncomfortable, because

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I had a speech that I had
been told about the little dolls, Belli

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Betto and you' re going to
put your hands on and you' re

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going to ask Diosito to pray for
you and we' re going to accompany

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the lord who always stands up to
work. For you all of a sudden

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the mom comes up to me.
He tells me Dad was just killed by

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me. That' s why we' re going to pass Grandpa Paterno,

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too. No. No. No. No. When you see the old

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pear, I don' t sing
the güey, two bandits, two güey.

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Yeah, I' m gonna get
you back with my dad, so

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I' m gonna fight you.
Well, now we' re moving on

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to the candles. He died burning
dads, this güey, so that good

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güey is going to be pozole.
I also fight the so- so-

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hey. I' m going to
populate for not paying a WETA and I

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' m going to collect it was
due money. There' s another one

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coming from that dad but they'
re already divorced and we' re going

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to move on to dad and mom. So with a wey cleavage with a

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tattoo here in the middle and chains
the lady, but with her tits and

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going on and she says how he
wants is the fucker or put anything if

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we' re going to go out
with the show of Pana like suddenly,

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also makes a wish. Ask your
dad for the handle, send him the

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dad and next to the take for
the picture and they' re already separated.

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In fact, he already has a
rook another rooca, the old güey

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hears eye, the old one brings
another ruco and the other ruco is the

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one who paid everything and the bat
paca cashier of the banorte, not of

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the blancomer, because your son always
bars in the piñatita, in the piñatita

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of neighborhood, in which you close
both streets compadre is you have said it

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until you say it. I think
it' s a joke where there'

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s a guy pulling the piñata.
No, and he doesn' t even

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know how he got on. He' s a guy who won from a

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dog who climbed the barto by eyeing
the piñata pile, the bato grabbed,

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but the clothesline güey to all the
panties lying down. It wasn' t

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the piñata. You know another story. Once I was a deprived colony and

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people, let' s say people
of scarce resources, because scarce resources do

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not have to live popular colonies.
They are the ones who spend the most

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to pretend that there is money,
if it is against things to impress the

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neighbor or the neighborhood. And to
me the lady passed me I went from

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marquitoes and told me I want you
to say in the microphone that if I

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brought the multimedia one, because the
daughter of his whore, mother of Leonor,

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from here in the corner I work
the other time in Ninjarín, pirate

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tell me seriously if you have that
hand and I will say ass, but

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the children I told her, but
Yarina, boy fran and then that child.

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I' m getting to a double
black wey cabin truck and I'

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m coming with a minimadora. I
had a cheerleader and she wouldn' t

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let me down, because it'
s birthday stuff. You have to take

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the piñatas. You have to be
this post wearing your wig and dick.

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I' m going to get dressed
up in the truck, in the walk

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and the old ones of subinspes the
nose that no longer, no, no,

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and nothing more, the eight-
year- old dying. I'

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m at the door. Then get
down as an eight- year- old.

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Here apart. If he' s
talking to you about the birthday boy,

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no, but Piche got a little
bit bit of a little fathead,

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elbow hats, scary hats, you' re a birthday boy, son,

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your whore, moms and moms.
She' s a whore, I mean,

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well, they don' t get
those pies anymore. But then,

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good to see also question. When
you were a child cheerleader on a Saturday,

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you could bring that six balls,
eight balls. I did, jabas,

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you' ve done shit and my
energy had to grab the kids'

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fart. They suck it or they
suck it out of the energy. Three

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thousand five hundred. He was charging
for two little dicks. He brought me

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seven, for it was his hand. I wasn' t doing the hand

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anymore. They left him, they
left the fourth half, but there were

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300 pal dj giving him here in
s the morita and what did the morita

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do. All the dying was I
lay down you the dying that was friends

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with a solo for the choche and
the moor prostrated, but chucha moved,

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no, no, but it was
the chidas let' s be to them

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and him and this and the morrilla
sang everything. I now pinch old wey

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of pin your mams that is where
you took out what you charged. All

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of a sudden you made a speech
you prepared. Yeah, I mean,

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I did the blackberry and you do
the presentation and how it' s gonna

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be and ta, ta, ta, ta late and she danced, but

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she was dancing wey vench we there
thirty- three years old with overweight that

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you played dancing and then she pulled
out a bato that grabbed those multimedia ones.

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So they' re missing a fart
to make the men decrease Yes,

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allow me people, you already show
the musical Andale that there are the other

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tables and, uh, like the
17 minutes old, I was already going

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to the mole hello. I'
m a marquito. Yeah, chinguen sounds

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like understanding, understanding interacting. Cut
who eats coats, we go thirty-

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five. There were forty, forty
cerraditos and we left forty and we gave

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and charged. Sooner or later.
It wasn' t a multimedia preview,

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and then I' d see myself
there, because they were doing what it

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was like to grow up and what
it sounds like. I' ve got

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to go now It' s just
that ay to see. I said fart

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already opened yes, cardan clear to
see what happened. We stopped him.

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It' s no more or the
chapter. We carry what God, uh,

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but why the confus don' t
say s s s s s or

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s s s. S. Nothing. Hey, the cake looked really big

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in your hands, but I know
you have an enthusiastic low- sized pocebza.

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That' s why I wanted to
surprise you today. It' s

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the Mariachito, hey, Maria Chito, Maria chi ludo what' s called

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the Chido channel well, I wouldn' t kill, all right. Good.

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I' m tired of it.
He' s caught up with the

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takuta who had to climb the stairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He

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' ll be there Come on They
go one by one. Something you want

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to say here, brothers of milk
Pedrito Fernández, a lot of happiness of

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pole is going well and this is
because there are many, many years,

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very much your name, Alejandro Hernández. Then you get out of here from

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riding in Moleo. Okay. Thank
you very much, please, brother,

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but thank you for here chayan or
we' re going to Chean. It

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' s not nice to be here, really. Thank you so much for

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having invited us to your birthday and
so, in fact, a hug to

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bras we Era. You didn'
t have to stop company or well,

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now all right, no, Brother, if you like to say no,

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already Chaya can be, you can
say Chayan. Chayacha approves of it already

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proves that Chingon. Thank you very
much. So be more team by good

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parts. Here we are, gentlemen, Miguel Galva, Miguel Albano, Charlie

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Valentino, Miguel Galvancito, is loaded. Oh, good, good. Let

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' s go more guaso it'
s charged at zeros later. Yeah,

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let' s see another guy again. Moso it' s for o.

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That proceeds so that, then,
we will be happy to be sadder.

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You' re not happy full roof
Acha, okay, Chulacuchas. Thank you,

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Buan Alejandra, Thank you very much, ch God, bless me and

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I did not like and thank you
for being part of this celebration. It

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' s just that he told the
I say I' m where Gustavo is,

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it' s the touchy ones and
I' m excellent riding. King

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is lensed oca said to be read. In fact, come on, come

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on. Thank you, thank you, Calichas, thank you. Tos are

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going to continue with the chapter and
if you want to, we' re

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going to put this kika, we' re going to pound you will know

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now you will return them to the
suitcase. Thanks to the little ones back

405
00:26:23.799 --> 00:26:26.799
to the Keep Less, please,
and now, let' s pass it

406
00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:29.160
to me. I am everything.
We' re going that way, okay,

407
00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:32.920
Carnal, because they' re little
bats. Then we' re going

408
00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:36.200
in the middle of the chapter.
I want to think that soon to see

409
00:26:36.559 --> 00:26:40.079
not you, you think I would
entertain myself. I' m going to

410
00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:41.960
bring you to the bandits' house, the parents where you live here.

411
00:26:41.039 --> 00:26:45.720
Carnal, he hears it all of
a sudden and he comes and goes,

412
00:26:45.079 --> 00:26:52.000
he falls down. No, well, if they fall from head to epicenter

413
00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:55.519
in Tuxtepec conmparios. So, if
they weigh the truth, they look light,

414
00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:59.160
but they are heavy, they are
lumps of cement, the head,

415
00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:00.559
the baton, the last one is
like a megaman. They' re arming

416
00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:04.240
themselves, as well as but years
of weeds, we' re going to

417
00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:06.680
moslo yes and so are you.
Thank you, thank you, and I

418
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:10.039
keep seeing if I see any nachas
or something. No, you don'

419
00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:12.839
t ass to ass, because also
about it, yes, before the whole

420
00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:17.599
family you hate to turn years or
you like a new hatred, but yes,

421
00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:19.519
sometimes with birthdays. He was a
dick on the island. Oh,

422
00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:22.920
I don' t know, good
news came that day. I remember it

423
00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:30.079
was a birthday. Emplayer is very
special. I remember that until then prepared

424
00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:33.559
the dick dick, no, but
this year I' m going to make

425
00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:36.920
you wey I' m going to
make you more hungry Chinese, compadre,

426
00:27:37.640 --> 00:27:38.680
you don' t need that this
year, that day you have to put

427
00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:44.079
together something. If I may,
yes, yes, we must arm.

428
00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:48.480
I' d say that the super- fifth is already totally from there and

429
00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:51.799
it' s already a very small
picture, very small picture. Obviously and

430
00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:56.599
suddenly, your party is so Romanesque. The roman would just be with mother.

431
00:27:56.599 --> 00:27:59.039
There are no ditches where you don' t have white so it doesn

432
00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:00.799
' t come out. It was
a big, big blow Notice that I

433
00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:04.720
' m not one of those who
hates to be years old, but it

434
00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:08.839
' s uncomfortable to have to be
responding to all the Carnally congratulations, be

435
00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:12.400
stressy, a little bit, not
carnal, like that because imagine that they

436
00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:14.519
take the time to congratulate you and
then you have to not answer. I

437
00:28:14.599 --> 00:28:15.920
' m one of those guys I' m battling with, but no,

438
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:18.839
no. I don' t dislike
it, right now, I' m

439
00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:21.119
thirty- three years old. I
do the four, very close to you

440
00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:25.039
in your thirty- four in April, but I don' t hate tube,

441
00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:26.799
you don' t, you hate, not at all. But yes,

442
00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:29.920
I know people who do. She
doesn' t like you knowing I

443
00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:33.480
' m a big sucker. The
güey you say is without a picture in

444
00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:37.279
the office. Here, in the
office, celebrating me there' s no

445
00:28:37.279 --> 00:28:41.480
birthday. Always work. Compadre,
there are those who say that working for

446
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:47.599
years is a blessing. That'
s for slaves, unfortunately, well.

447
00:28:48.359 --> 00:28:51.359
What' s left to tell you
if they' re waiting for you in

448
00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:53.519
metal after lunch. Yeah, I
mean, yeah. There you liked carnal

449
00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:59.200
once he died and told me years
every week. Yeah, you' re

450
00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:00.519
a birthdayr, well, yeah,
I' m a keeper. In the

451
00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:04.599
places where you go they know that
every year I suddenly, if I say

452
00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:08.000
hear, for example, there they
told me listen when you turn Sunday I

453
00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:11.559
told him I do not fulfill.
Yeah, me birthday' s 19th in

454
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:15.920
March. But if I want birthday
today and I' m made to think

455
00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:18.359
of someone today, I want to
fulfill some. Sel sok well, don

456
00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:21.960
' t you like you' re
celebrating. It' s not one more

457
00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:22.960
year, it' s one less
year. That' s not a year

458
00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:27.720
or less. I mean, at
the speed you give it to, it

459
00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:30.480
' s not gonna be one more. Let' s go, let'

460
00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:32.400
s go, but I say this
one, if there' s anything to

461
00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:37.799
look at. The past was the
meanest. This one was even quieter.

462
00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.160
But your last birthday, he is
not without a day the three hundred and

463
00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:45.440
forty- one, in which he
is you gave him three days, nothing

464
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:47.279
more. Out there, out there, yeah, yeah, but I'

465
00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:48.640
m not saying I' m going
to try to ucify. I' m

466
00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:53.240
going to start judging to make it
more years and start doing it once a

467
00:29:55.240 --> 00:29:59.000
week. In every five years,
every birthday gets a shithole. No,

468
00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:00.319
yes, but it' s fine. Once I do, I' m

469
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:03.839
mom' s birthday, yeah,
I think I think I think and God

470
00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:07.200
forbid I' m gonna get old. And if I get old, I

471
00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:11.200
' m gonna keep partying with shit, that is, with old people,

472
00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:12.960
it' s always cool and,
above all, you know who likes it.

473
00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:17.759
I see the shitters' birthdays,
yes, because they shit them that

474
00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:21.119
day, because you have to show
a little love, that shits your stick

475
00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:23.119
and if it partyes, because there
you are because it' s party and

476
00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:26.680
put alcohol and food and that day
the dopalos can feel what it is that

477
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:30.519
they love you. Yeah, pay
attention, it' s okay, father,

478
00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:33.680
feed people and give them a drink. That' s what they'

479
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:37.720
re not gonna tell you exactly.
And that fart of even in school not

480
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:41.119
to the birthday, if the one
that went to the legal mom the pass

481
00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:45.759
and to the bull and said no
more because I go birthday. I won

482
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:48.400
' t hit you I' m
going to hit you you know that in

483
00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:51.960
school it was also a bit of
a sucker, the fart of the birthday

484
00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:56.680
because it was a competition, for
example, and the strawberry hole came and

485
00:30:56.759 --> 00:30:59.599
they brought him a pie good dick
or with quequitos with laughs of cajeta and

486
00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:03.920
jam. And besides, they were
carrying like this a power ranger to give

487
00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:06.880
you the gift. And when the
mortuary, if the parents were divorced or

488
00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:08.920
the doll didn' t love him
very much, he was the bastard of

489
00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:11.119
the dork. If the bastard after
the public school publishes it, that a

490
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:17.119
good infidel puts his son in private, at the latest I command it at

491
00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:19.279
fifty fifty eight, then he commands
it and that there was nothing güey or

492
00:31:19.400 --> 00:31:25.240
if perhaps a cake of sorian and
the bags of his celebration were tim Larin,

493
00:31:25.799 --> 00:31:29.720
Tinlarin more to bread not Azteca a
piece of a piece of cane that

494
00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:33.680
yes jete stes teo here peanut and
orange yes wey and the mom in the

495
00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:38.359
morning with the axe of all totando
cane, a piece of reeds. Wey

496
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:45.960
mamars Güey to the vengregos all the
children so sucking the night. But,

497
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:48.960
well, it' s something you
have to live on. But I also

498
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:56.039
had a big, big party and
we had it in our memory and we

499
00:31:56.400 --> 00:32:00.920
talked about the crazy waters out there, of the nineteen, twenty- three,

500
00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:04.119
in three years there are very good
parties. You remember right. Del

501
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:07.240
he is when single mouths go.
No, because at a party of thirty

502
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:12.119
- five, the dolls go with
their batons. Yeah, I mean,

503
00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:20.119
no, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,

504
00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:21.359
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

505
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:21.359
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

506
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:21.359
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

507
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:22.079
no, no. Güey cocks,
no, no, no, no,

508
00:32:22.799 --> 00:33:00.559
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

509
00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:00.559
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

510
00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:00.559
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

511
00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:12.480
no, no, no. Thank
you very much, either you hear

512
00:33:12.599 --> 00:33:23.359
this hall or spend the most I
knew out look, how you are,

513
00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:25.480
girls, how you are. Thanks
for coming to my birthday. All right,

514
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:30.680
all right, here we go,
asshole, what' s your name

515
00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:36.480
American here, Sarisi, yeah,
hear I looked for a nice surprise about

516
00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:39.119
no. I like to be here
to jinx you, to make you feel

517
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:45.279
this one more, but if it' s all warmer, of course the

518
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:52.160
truth. Some of this Yes,
some of this I bring a fart or

519
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:57.240
some phrase you want to say for
cuplay right now. Please, in the

520
00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:00.880
edition put a reflected music, because
I brought you from the whole band brother,

521
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:02.160
because I didn' t go to
your party. And so, obviously,

522
00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:07.359
those things if you' re thinking
like that, you know, paquita

523
00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:08.480
like that and so they came in
without going in. Oh yeah, no,

524
00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:13.400
so girls right now, whatever you
want, I say if chip comes

525
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:15.400
out in k we can follow a
chapter, that is, they have time,

526
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:21.639
so that is, we can follow
the chapter each one sitting on your

527
00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:27.119
knee and keep talking carnally, that
is, or one you can' t

528
00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:28.079
do it to you not that anymore, no, no, no, no.

529
00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:30.800
He was treated in the air.
But something I' m going to

530
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:37.039
pay you a no deal. I' m not without beautiful birthday words that

531
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:43.159
you keep doing many more years.
And thank you very much. Not if

532
00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:46.119
they have like they are clear what
if not right now outside the Chamber is

533
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:47.800
a little bitch. No, no, no, no, not your something

534
00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:51.920
I want to say, no,
because many congratulations. Yes, but you

535
00:34:51.960 --> 00:34:54.880
look great and that we can do
what we don' t, no,

536
00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:59.280
no, no, no, I
mean, we can keep buying there you

537
00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:01.079
can go on for a full year. I didn' t mean to keep

538
00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:05.800
them quiet, but I don'
t like something you want to say tonces

539
00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:09.400
anymore. Comply all well still good, nice, birthday. I want to

540
00:35:09.400 --> 00:35:14.239
thank you for your name, sari
and America, America, because thank you

541
00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:17.400
very much. If this is right, no, not subsis, no,

542
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:22.840
no, no, no, but
that' s how I want to see

543
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:25.280
if this one comes out, yes, no, in a little surprise.

544
00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:29.199
They' re two girls who,
as you can see, are a little

545
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:31.840
sick. You get hit in the
chest machine aha both and nothing needs a

546
00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:37.280
little love. Yeah, it'
s not okay. If you want to

547
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:37.519
lose. No. No, no, no, no, no, no,

548
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:43.519
no. I want well, even
the plate gey turned off there was

549
00:35:43.679 --> 00:35:46.159
a voltage or c voltage, but
well I had brought you this surprise.

550
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:50.440
Also to keep congratulating you carnally.
We want a lot in milk hands.

551
00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:53.559
This is also in the name of
the team and nothing. Girls, thank

552
00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:59.960
you, if you could or I
could give you a little eggs and all

553
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:02.159
if you want, yes, nothing
more you sit down to pose, yes

554
00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:05.360
exactly privat. Let' s say
this one so I can stand my dick

555
00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:09.519
well, this jey no more remember
that this is an episode. We'

556
00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:13.239
re investigating. It' s a
bair that' s gonna play music,

557
00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:15.199
see, put on the musicita,
put on some daniflo or something astounding.

558
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:21.960
I don' t know I don' t know I don' t know

559
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:30.119
I don' t know. They' re going. I' m praying

560
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:35.119
but with the dick outside. Gentlemen, come on in and play some music

561
00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:38.000
because I' m getting really bad
right now. Put on the glasses that

562
00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:40.440
you see, but that does feel
the centon. No. No. Don

563
00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:40.920
' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

564
00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:42.599
' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

565
00:36:42.599 --> 00:36:43.920
' t you? Don' t
you? I' m not leaving anything

566
00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:54.719
to dance to a million recollections.
Not good, girls, nothing, thank

567
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:59.559
you a squirt and nothing with all
respect. They only saw dancing without our

568
00:36:59.639 --> 00:37:01.719
wives see this fart no, no, no, no, no, no,

569
00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:02.519
no, no, no, no, no. Thank you very much.

570
00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:05.920
Hey, I appreciate a lot of
memory. You can do this now.

571
00:37:06.679 --> 00:37:09.840
It' s three good- byes
to me already. Thank you very

572
00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:13.599
much. I had calambrito. There
wasn' t calambi there at all.

573
00:37:13.719 --> 00:37:15.280
That' s a professional person.
No, totally. Totally. Yeah,

574
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:21.000
oh, shut up, Adrian Ron. But good what this then brothers of

575
00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:24.960
Milk, it is to the dick. I didn' t know it was

576
00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:30.599
going to be so nice for my
birthday and that what happened ah the bite

577
00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:36.280
of mole chaa ok a sugar we
took care of you, son of a

578
00:37:36.280 --> 00:37:42.199
bitch no more Güey. Well,
well, Zoom has recovered you now blow

579
00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:46.920
or see raisins is I don'
t want to imagine the day I have

580
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:50.519
to look at some of your birthday
as you' re going to wear,

581
00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:52.880
because no, no, no,
I just miss it very much. I

582
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:55.159
like to show off, but and
the truth is a very respectful guy,

583
00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:59.360
especially with my wife, who'
s home and nothing ever, because I

584
00:37:59.360 --> 00:38:00.760
feel like there' s a place
to look when I' m mean.

585
00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:05.599
Yeah, yeah, it looks like
you got off or just pass me if

586
00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:07.440
you want to, it' s
the thought- provoking yes. Please,

587
00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:10.719
skinny good, girls, thank you
very much, girls who are fine,

588
00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:13.920
uh, thank you, again I
do not say goodbye. Thank you,

589
00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:16.320
no, no, no, no. No, thank you, my love.

590
00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:22.199
Things a little later for the girls, please, and good would be

591
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:23.559
father too because they' re going
to start Instagram of the little girl.

592
00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:25.519
They give it or they don'
t. They give it no, yeah,

593
00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:30.079
no problem to see. I'
m like America suffia m X in

594
00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:34.559
instag and on all my social networks
ok Sari its seven four. They know

595
00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:36.760
how many people they' re going
to fall for after this chapter. You

596
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:40.760
' re going to this one that' s done I' m already giving

597
00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:44.400
them the vibo for or gras I
mean, you don' t fucking know

598
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:45.719
how many people they' re going
to fall for. They' re gonna

599
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:47.960
be asking me people about the one
about killing love stuff, what' s

600
00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:50.760
the name of the brunette. Now
it' s how much. This is

601
00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:54.079
a very crazy request that I would
like this video to dictate it to someone

602
00:38:54.079 --> 00:39:00.000
who has few sexual encounters. So
you' re gonna take it out of

603
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:04.559
the video? But for video effects, they can show you their breasts just

604
00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:07.280
so you can fuck yourself while you' re banged, so you can fuck

605
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:10.440
yourself while editing. No one is
going to record anything but the person who

606
00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:16.199
says and is going to remove it, i e, have four beautiful tits

607
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:21.519
to see it. You know you
can' t go out on youtubey since

608
00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:23.800
it' s nothing. This is
fanco for a pay raise to make us,

609
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:29.400
the artists we want and want to
make. That' s where it

610
00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:34.760
' s first, yeah, if
this guy doesn' t push anything,

611
00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:38.559
okay, there' s the thing
to support you, that can, it

612
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:43.199
' s not going to come out, it' s going to be so

613
00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:44.480
that our publisher that fuck or that
it lasts exactly can talk. It'

614
00:39:44.519 --> 00:39:51.960
s not like our American editor wants
to see that weirdo and you tell me

615
00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:54.480
that, but it' s good. These are super suckers, yours has

616
00:39:54.559 --> 00:40:00.760
to be seen, but we see
it in the back steak with a gift

617
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:06.000
for you. Enjoy that little rock, enjoy the compadre, enjoy that for

618
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:07.599
yourself. And we don' t
sweat the floor. But yes, in

619
00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:09.599
fact, and ugly, because thank
you very much, girls. Again,

620
00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:14.679
thank you, God, of the
leagues, all are always very well count,

621
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:23.199
much America that always wins to your
pinche mother that I am Venge.

622
00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:27.840
Please, thank you very much for
that. I' m good. This

623
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.400
world is full of surprises. This
world is taken by surprise what more surprise

624
00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:37.039
to know ah the cock, ah
compadre, for I believe it has already

625
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:39.079
been played until the TV güey.
They left me, they left me well.

626
00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:43.079
I know we' re gonna let
go, but this chapter I can

627
00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:45.719
tell you is gonna be the one. They left me well César Montes compadres

628
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:53.159
as well puppy of charru super César
Montes nothing. The truth is that you

629
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:57.639
don' t entertain yourself, and
so it is because there are pictures of

630
00:40:57.639 --> 00:41:02.039
that already. Of this right now
or yes, but I mean, there

631
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:05.400
are videomen it is. I think
it' s worth a dick. If

632
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:08.280
there are pictures. There are people
who do it flat out before. I

633
00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:12.519
don' t know why she hates
to be carnal, but there are people

634
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:15.880
who get angry if you congratulate her
on her birthday, which also seemed to

635
00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:19.480
me to be exaggerated. It'
s okay to celebrate a ride around the

636
00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:21.760
request where you turn around. Damage
to the sun, not the sun.

637
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:28.480
The duels shut up Galileo. Here
it said my chidas times when I was

638
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:32.199
going to do already and yesterday it
is already based already already already they tell

639
00:41:34.639 --> 00:41:37.800
me when my chidas epochs arrive,
you know what something very bastard are the

640
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:44.559
boargas. Güey you know when it' s also a lot of differentiating between

641
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:45.639
good bring, but it' s
chocolate. I' ve chocolate, it

642
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:50.440
' s not a movie. But
when you differ that when you see the

643
00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:53.280
power Rangers pink boot with eggs,
you tell her why fuckers avoid a woman

644
00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:57.440
it' s not that you also
remind me that the subject of the pitchers

645
00:41:57.480 --> 00:42:04.679
is for those who don' t
normally go to see men who want to

646
00:42:04.679 --> 00:42:06.480
be women. There this time you
see the flea, if not more times,

647
00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:12.920
if this nothing, Güey naughty fleas, you have head through this is

648
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:20.079
the naughty Güey, not the flea. It' s not flea, the

649
00:42:20.519 --> 00:42:22.719
naughty girl says Look how good it
is, because it' s a chance

650
00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:25.000
for chambas. It began to fill
with this type of shows the farewells that

651
00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:30.639
the faces what they call the niaca
show are rude pricks and I said no

652
00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:34.559
mom, dick and prick Señorada,
there the mother of theño Juarez.

653
00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:40.880
But these transgender shows started to get
a lot. Yeah, too,'

654
00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:43.559
cause look, he started going down
a little bit. I think the little

655
00:42:44.519 --> 00:42:49.599
stick in the kids and started seeing
more i on the grown- ups'

656
00:42:49.599 --> 00:42:53.480
birthdays. No. And then there
were also the Avengers pirates Güey who are

657
00:42:53.559 --> 00:42:59.199
so confomi and who bring as well
as matchonadito the torro, as well as

658
00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:01.880
the hats güey is to which sad
wey the tor you see and seems to

659
00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:04.920
be called Hector or it is no
longer torro, it is hector. If

660
00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:09.199
it looks like a freshly etched sebetis
wey or you say you get minimum inverted

661
00:43:09.280 --> 00:43:13.159
wey or painted on the colored hair
or something to me, laughing when with

662
00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:19.360
you Hulk and the vato. It
looks like the paraplegic pitch of saying we

663
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:22.079
' re getting tender ones. I
mean, pinche cuerpes or you all right,

664
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:30.679
pierns blowjob. So no mam s
is thought up to the yard.

665
00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:37.480
But if I understand you, all
you pricks, Malton moms and pinche rums

666
00:43:37.639 --> 00:43:40.440
ride and Iron Man ride as well. Well, so, cricoche suit of

667
00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:45.320
metal güey, so from flat steels
of seventy- two güey chilos and brings

668
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:52.719
it a wey crico mirrunga from the
coyotera. But if it comes out chamba,

669
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:53.559
of course there' s a lot
of chamba, ay wey is that

670
00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:55.760
everyone. There' s for everyone
what WEY is that if Lana gets into

671
00:43:55.840 --> 00:43:59.559
it, because if you see the
spider Man, who' s a sucker,

672
00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:04.599
you see the twist like that is
Güey and that the bad ones or

673
00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:06.599
the women, this one that they
are, this superheroes so beautiful. But

674
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:09.480
fart is when after bass for his
bread yes wey is St Petrina. They

675
00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:14.000
even take you to actor Güey wey
Robert Downey junior. There' s the

676
00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:16.719
dick there and they have so much
that they take Robert down and Dad No

677
00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:21.920
Junior. And then, as money
people pay for education, he gets a

678
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:25.199
lot of Lana, because the dorks
if they know how to appreciate and bring

679
00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:29.840
them a magician, for example,
this is p tractor, yes or hector,

680
00:44:30.039 --> 00:44:34.400
the bull you exactly learn expensive,
with expensive courses that you see the

681
00:44:34.519 --> 00:44:37.199
production and the fuck, because if
you wear a magician of those who if

682
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:40.320
you haven' t seen magicians who
brought little malety they take to open it

683
00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:45.119
they all wear little suits. That
one at a neighborhood party in two minutes.

684
00:44:45.199 --> 00:44:47.960
Wey they sting you or they don' t have the attention of the

685
00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:52.880
noses. Wey clearly need more violence
to hear. You' ve already seen

686
00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:58.599
the bird coming out. On the
one hand, shut up, Chu,

687
00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:00.840
and then they need Manica' s
boot. Going to the party, yes,

688
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:06.199
you' ve seen that mamo medarga
Chile. Hey, you know,

689
00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:09.360
you remember in your little dolls,
you know, some dumps that got you

690
00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:12.360
out of the dolls, and wey, there' s the videos. I

691
00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:15.920
cried when ping pong wanted to carry
me and I, like a stupid child,

692
00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:21.559
scared me. I don' t
know they were too big, but

693
00:45:21.639 --> 00:45:24.920
I was about four years old maybe
carnal and he wants to carry me there

694
00:45:25.559 --> 00:45:29.920
and then my parents, also ungrateful, didn' t reach them for Elisabeth,

695
00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:32.440
I think, and they sent the
pos n and yes wey the pirate

696
00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:37.880
doll. But if they never went
to Anacelia or Elizabeth, which was the

697
00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:43.119
chido combo the no- time party
was seven five hundred. Yes, my

698
00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:45.679
parents paid for the three- hundred- hundred, just five- hundred when

699
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:49.320
the one that was going to double
Tatiana' s name was Mariana. You

700
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:52.559
don' t have video footage of
your parties. I, if I have

701
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:57.800
some that even made them digital and
I put them up to the compu But

702
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:01.639
it' s okay dick always in
the corner there was a grill with both

703
00:46:01.639 --> 00:46:05.559
bourgeois where I was preparing the hamburgers, a guy always preparing what they were

704
00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:09.119
going to give him the humor,
the chairs to watch the show, the

705
00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:13.920
piñatas, the gift table, compadre, being there and hiring the moms also

706
00:46:13.920 --> 00:46:16.440
a videographer. Yeah, right now
it' s, like, any poop

707
00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:20.480
of visual arts. It makes you
that chamba aha, but before they were

708
00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:23.920
yes yes, you know meat for
1, 500. There' s a

709
00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:30.360
file bath of missfits and some vans
wey and they make you that Güey chamba.

710
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:34.239
I used to be a videographer before
and this guy was not a WEY

711
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:37.079
nose because he wasn' t a
gentleman before. These chambas made them,

712
00:46:37.159 --> 00:46:39.800
gentlemen, they were more formal.
Yes, sirs, who brought you hepatitis

713
00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:45.000
or had five. Yes, yes, Güey, because even with a shirt

714
00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:47.920
and with Corbata and with the camera
and bring a van, the ion seven

715
00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:52.960
males, Güey, a forgos was
a van for you and the bato smoked

716
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:55.639
a chingo rallegis, but you knew
that the lord theñor moved his cameras

717
00:46:55.840 --> 00:47:00.599
and you were asking because you had
well identified your uncles and your cousins and

718
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:02.280
that mom who is that gentleman who
has been following me the whole party is

719
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:06.119
recording you. It' s just
that he' s the one who looks

720
00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:07.079
there' s going to be a
little video and the chinga and now you

721
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:08.960
have to go to the gift table, open up two and give it to

722
00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:12.280
everyone. What did you get and
open the two more of the Güey cock?

723
00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:15.880
Yes that toys of the flea river
Güey, who were fighters, that

724
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:19.360
it was plastic out here in the
armpit and you tell your worst toys there

725
00:47:19.400 --> 00:47:22.800
in your birthday so, carnal that
it will be never had is that I

726
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:28.639
never had many parties wey the truth
we were four carnals. We did very

727
00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:34.679
close relatively often and it was not
costable to have four parties a year.

728
00:47:34.760 --> 00:47:38.760
We did, they were how much
you spend about, fifteen, twenty,

729
00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:43.960
thirty. I remember the worst gifts. There was the gift table and all

730
00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:47.320
of a sudden, yes, I
had my mom, a lot of friends,

731
00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:50.400
I had two resignations, friends with
money and fucked up friends. Yeah,

732
00:47:50.440 --> 00:47:54.400
yeah, yeah, the fucks saw
the gift made and you opened it

733
00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:59.360
and it was a relic that pulled
him off. It was already flying for

734
00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:02.639
and and already the cart of my
times, the electric cart was the most

735
00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:07.639
strawberries like or some Nintendo caset or
some Ninja turtle, the rich chete all

736
00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:09.599
that, but right now the noses
go Güey. I feel that people have

737
00:48:09.639 --> 00:48:15.119
also become more egg. They'
re already Güey gift cards, because see

738
00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:17.239
what I say today, but you
say Güey, release that best gift free

739
00:48:17.719 --> 00:48:22.800
of straw and dust my yellow envelope. I put compa not to walk there,

740
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:25.119
like then sometimes the poor yellows come
well, chonchitos, you get excited,

741
00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:30.440
you open it and they are twenty
go to the dick Güey, if

742
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:34.239
twenty of the old ones are not
always washed and then with leagues dad polito

743
00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:37.800
still to make a chongo to your
hja coming out more of the fucked compadre.

744
00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:40.079
It' s the best gift.
Don' t go giving away Star

745
00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:44.000
Gift Bus cards. Get the fuck
out of here with no nova. That

746
00:48:44.039 --> 00:48:45.800
' s telling someone you hate Güey
when you' re fat and they give

747
00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:49.440
you one and nova that they say
get on a diet down wey that bottom

748
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:53.880
you have us and put on an
amazon wey giscar what this says that Güey,

749
00:48:54.199 --> 00:48:58.960
what is this, I mean,
it takes me more time to get

750
00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:02.280
Güey to find what I disclaim Güey
that you really already itch and I don

751
00:49:04.719 --> 00:49:08.280
' t have to make good gifts, give this wool dwarves in cash and

752
00:49:08.320 --> 00:49:08.559
out of cameras they' ll see
what I' m going to give him.

753
00:49:08.599 --> 00:49:15.440
It' s a racket here I
mean no triple, four or four.

754
00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:17.079
Hey, he' s in the
dick. I don' t see

755
00:49:17.079 --> 00:49:21.800
what this is. Compadre. Oh, well, the pediettes end up fucked

756
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:23.639
up when you throw your party and
your mom' s fucked up with you.

757
00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:28.360
I remember that I had a party
where yes carnal already not bad if

758
00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:31.360
you came to make a ball,
since carnal teenager called yes, I had

759
00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:36.280
a foot. Mostly it was at
my aunt' s house where it ended

760
00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:43.000
badly because one of my friends was
suddenly gone too and then where' s

761
00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:45.199
my cousin ah the dick Güey.
Then they came from testing a movie.

762
00:49:45.559 --> 00:49:50.079
Yes, yes, it was that
what happened and the cock and it was

763
00:49:50.159 --> 00:49:52.960
one where there was water locks ok
I remember how I prepared them who three,

764
00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:57.840
fifteen sachets of watermelon succo, ten
of watermelon, ten of strawberry,

765
00:49:58.400 --> 00:50:02.400
one of bacardi, one leg of
what is called this conse raven, Jose

766
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:07.920
you cheaper, Jose crow and Tona
Yang compar and one of black bear ok

767
00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:12.840
that fart more Jolie Rangers pray in
a garrafon of those twenty liters and you

768
00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:15.800
had a guaranteed party. What up
to what time they gave him how you

769
00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:21.119
ended up, No, because I
ended up bad, really bad, so

770
00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:22.199
all taken is that you end up
in an armchair. I' ve hit

771
00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:24.880
a poop you say where, where
the fuck you' re falling asleep from,

772
00:50:25.199 --> 00:50:29.719
I' m gonna shit you stained
with green sauce,' cause they

773
00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:32.000
were too steamy at parties. You
remember moms that at the exact minito or

774
00:50:32.400 --> 00:50:37.920
to chop. And then I was
cool because I was never in a school

775
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:40.599
of many groups. I was just
in a one- room school. So

776
00:50:40.599 --> 00:50:44.960
you didn' t have, yeah, not enough friends to throw parties.

777
00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:50.320
But all of a sudden you realized
you were starting to get more popular,

778
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:53.679
because from your party there was a
band from other Chinese schools and Yonita you

779
00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:58.199
know. I don' t know
who would see you as socially validating.

780
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:01.280
As you say, it' s
n o s hea a party I positioned

781
00:51:01.599 --> 00:51:05.840
you socially compare it' s true
and in fact, in the movie of

782
00:51:05.880 --> 00:51:07.440
what' s called the project of
the noses. At the end of the

783
00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:10.480
party it happens, they don'
t leave and it ends with a bell

784
00:51:10.599 --> 00:51:13.480
that is a check to the dick
was very dead. Güey. I didn

785
00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:15.559
' t remember having good parties,
but if you had a good party on

786
00:51:16.039 --> 00:51:20.239
Saturday that a lot of band fell
on striped shirts or tigers because they went

787
00:51:20.360 --> 00:51:24.719
after the hunting party stadium. Monday
was still talking about that party. Sunday

788
00:51:24.800 --> 00:51:29.960
was that we' re going to
cure the raw one that they celebrated and

789
00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:32.360
signed you with on Facebook. You
blew your party. Yesterday I still can

790
00:51:32.559 --> 00:51:36.679
' t react. He saw it
healed, you did throw it into the

791
00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:40.079
waters. That' s how the
cock, that' s how I got

792
00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:44.239
cocky at birthday parties, at your
parties, I don' t get a

793
00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:45.880
party, no, but at friends' parties. And it was very common

794
00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:47.280
change. It was very normal for
me to screw up and I didn'

795
00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:50.599
t throw a dick at him.
They' d go in for me and

796
00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:52.960
I' d go out. Or
the mocks are always discord. You'

797
00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:57.440
ve always talked to her about this
mouth. And there was a band that

798
00:51:57.559 --> 00:52:00.639
didn' t ask just came to
bergue wey or egg nothing. If there

799
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:04.960
was a band that was bursting,
they liked this party busting, because if

800
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:09.039
the partying or the partying had sent
the message that I didn' t want

801
00:52:09.079 --> 00:52:13.880
so many people there, that more
people were there if you detected that the

802
00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:17.840
partying was shit and that I want
four a boy. And that big picture

803
00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:22.400
you' re going to have son
of a bitch, I' m going

804
00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:24.840
to tell you a picture and they' re from those garage parties where you

805
00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:29.440
can' t control who' s
back not why you already remember what those

806
00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:31.960
parties were like where, if you
do it, they started in the full

807
00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:34.840
and total garage room. In the
end, if it was a good party

808
00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:37.599
up the street, you know what
you were about. From that time on

809
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:42.639
peaks there was race, from gualupe
came to the granaderas normally or I had

810
00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:45.719
caguamas, there were faults. I
don' t have a wound here on

811
00:52:45.800 --> 00:52:49.159
the knee of a crack that I
remember once in an Islam, a party

812
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:52.920
of a punk group throwing me a
kawama here and opened me up and I

813
00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:54.599
was probably the mail that he made
you. That' s where he made

814
00:52:54.679 --> 00:52:58.079
me or was it the mail or
was it me? I think the vocalist

815
00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:01.719
the group eight out of ten people
who were beaten at a punk party The

816
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:07.880
forum went through the run. I
mean bring the statistic I saw in it

817
00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:12.159
and I do go if you'
ll see them coming to your party,

818
00:53:12.360 --> 00:53:15.079
Güey and they were already when they' re right now wey so today I

819
00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:17.599
don' t know if this fart
of partying in garages and houses keeps stylizing

820
00:53:17.599 --> 00:53:20.960
a lot. I think, Manu
me, if I saw I' m

821
00:53:21.079 --> 00:53:22.639
disconnected, but I don' t
know. Güey, I feel like not

822
00:53:22.880 --> 00:53:28.519
before or not seeing is that well, the St Petrins started calling me open

823
00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:31.599
you remember that I was smart straight
my fucking balls. Güey, yeah,

824
00:53:31.719 --> 00:53:36.760
no wey I was almost going was
smelling wey parties if there was a time

825
00:53:37.360 --> 00:53:39.519
that in the good tech still.
But the tea that is full of preck

826
00:53:39.639 --> 00:53:44.559
dreads if I saw until it is
full of foreigners, if then it was

827
00:53:44.599 --> 00:53:46.280
that I was in the car with
a comrade and we got in and we

828
00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:50.000
didn' t wonder about Juan.
I always say Juan if wey comes in

829
00:53:50.079 --> 00:53:52.320
from that he hears Juan ah is
deep in the kitchen and you grabbed a

830
00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:57.039
chevi and until who you come with
Juan. I' m Juan at the

831
00:53:57.159 --> 00:53:59.559
same time it' s super cool. In fact, that' s what

832
00:53:59.679 --> 00:54:05.400
it' s all about I was
wrong And now we' re getting into

833
00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:07.960
the movie that marked the noventeros as
one was just super cool. And it

834
00:54:07.079 --> 00:54:10.960
' s a peddle and who buys
the alcohol and remember that the other good

835
00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:15.119
tone comes out and it' s
really hot. And he tells the chubby

836
00:54:15.199 --> 00:54:19.239
prick and I don' t agilist
If you buy me this alcohol, you

837
00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:21.599
' re gonna make it and then
the other bitch. He tells Michael Serra,

838
00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:24.719
the manager friend, you buy me
the bodka golf, which he drops

839
00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:30.639
in the truck. You remember and
then mclowing' s asshole prick who ends

840
00:54:30.679 --> 00:54:35.360
up taking a Güey cheese and the
super thing is very betty is that it

841
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:37.840
' s very aspirational. Güey at
the time of us was despiratory that you

842
00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:43.320
could go to a party and connect. So exactly get what you just said,

843
00:54:43.599 --> 00:54:45.599
I mean before if you wanted to
not just go to the party and

844
00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:50.760
be in a corner, when suddenly
you started to meet people and say I

845
00:54:50.800 --> 00:54:54.000
' m in my mood and you
were with the little red cup watching you

846
00:54:54.039 --> 00:54:58.239
outside that I' m doing it, I' m getting it, I

847
00:54:58.239 --> 00:55:00.320
' m getting it. The people
ja greet me you believed the popular yes,

848
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:04.280
or that you were going back in
the yard and if you were holding

849
00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:08.039
a bell Andale? And he was
the other one to get to those you

850
00:55:08.039 --> 00:55:10.679
lost a lot of battles, I
mean, I lost a lot of parties

851
00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:14.679
where you didn' t go so
who dicks is this bato others you got

852
00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:19.000
hooked on. I remember. I
tell you one that was a birthday party

853
00:55:19.039 --> 00:55:23.519
for me and I was wearing goggle
glasses and my dad was bringing me some

854
00:55:23.599 --> 00:55:27.920
glasses that like I broke my glasses, I bought some big hors glasses that

855
00:55:28.000 --> 00:55:30.480
I was a basketball player of goggles, but like bullets that were goggles.

856
00:55:31.159 --> 00:55:34.800
I looked very daft, that is, if I was a sportsman, I

857
00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:37.480
looked cool, but if I was
in sack wey I could see myself from

858
00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:40.119
the dick. And I go to
the birthday and my dad says you can

859
00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:44.119
' t güey, you can'
t güey. Take some. My mom

860
00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:46.960
put some guns on me and that
I had good, but they didn'

861
00:55:47.039 --> 00:55:50.480
t have a raise, because I
took to the party, because I saw

862
00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:52.599
everything blurry. Wey, I'
m holding on to a mouth. And

863
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:54.159
I, when I start dancing,
because you sail with the chava, you

864
00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:57.000
put your hand on the man,
you grab his hand and grab his waist.

865
00:55:58.760 --> 00:56:00.280
Wey didn' t feel the paint
wey I mean, I felt like

866
00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:05.079
everything was even as if I was
catching a cold wey but I still saw

867
00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:08.760
that about you I saw hair and
everything and the other day that I kissed

868
00:56:08.840 --> 00:56:13.039
wey I kissed her and everything,
and the other day that my compas that

869
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:17.800
fart says wey you sucked wey and
I told her it was a and not

870
00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:21.880
not because it had been a man
or something. It wasn' t a

871
00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:25.199
dragon three, it was a three, it was a transsensual, but it

872
00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:30.679
wasn' t like I was told
there was the trash can there was she

873
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:34.400
and there was a ficus and there
was more of the ficus and the boat

874
00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:38.079
the of Yes, if it was
one of these boats in Spain Park by

875
00:56:38.079 --> 00:56:38.639
the head of such an elephant,
I mean neither one was that big.

876
00:56:38.719 --> 00:56:42.480
But my son you hold on.
Everyone said this Güey wants to do everything,

877
00:56:43.159 --> 00:56:45.719
but you usually even call him champion. The friend who does that,

878
00:56:45.800 --> 00:56:49.400
Güey did it to me Covic Big, the Big I saw the one from

879
00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:51.199
Hungco' s pieces. Once at
the door, don' t suck.

880
00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:53.800
It wasn' t an amazing thing
that the whole upstairs starts yelling at you.

881
00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:59.199
Champion, Champion, champion, because
if he didn' t hold on,

882
00:56:59.400 --> 00:57:02.880
he grabbed what no one in that
joint and more than mocking himself we

883
00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:07.280
showed him respect, because sometimes at
the door, the pig, the door

884
00:57:07.320 --> 00:57:08.840
to the rooster, not the one
who grabbed it, but the door that

885
00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:15.440
was called the pig in his afternoons
showed him respect, because he was the

886
00:57:15.760 --> 00:57:20.679
only güey in that bad- death
bar. Antro that was chartered was respect.

887
00:57:20.800 --> 00:57:24.639
It' s blacksmith. He'
s a warrior, he' s

888
00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:27.159
chasing you all your life. Güey. He' s a warrior. He

889
00:57:27.239 --> 00:57:29.199
' s a warrior. It'
s saldale, it' s a power

890
00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:31.840
ring, it' s the pow
ranger, it' s the ambulance that

891
00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:37.519
gets crushed and killed. This is
Güey, the ambulance, the power ranger,

892
00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:40.719
the ambulance. Güey said ambula if
I' m going to hold on,

893
00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:43.880
pulse crushed, it' s crushed
and everything' s not. If

894
00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:45.920
one ghost hunter turns you Güey,
let' s go with the other.

895
00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:51.639
Happy. So, birthdays, then, the cocks of your cock, that

896
00:57:51.719 --> 00:57:53.280
' s the day of your birthday, your mom at Christmas, or when

897
00:57:54.679 --> 00:58:00.119
you get your birthday, someone'
s baby who steals from you steals from

898
00:58:00.199 --> 00:58:02.679
my nephews, they stole my birthday, and my grandmother stole my birthday,

899
00:58:02.840 --> 00:58:06.079
too. I' ll take it
from Jorge. You meet every day.

900
00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:09.360
One is on April five. The
good toto of his first son turns April

901
00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:15.039
5 and stole my attention because I
fulfilled in April. Güey, then I

902
00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:20.159
want the attention. And now this
piece of ass had been stolen from me

903
00:58:20.159 --> 00:58:22.639
by my nephew. But, well, when you love him, it'

904
00:58:22.760 --> 00:58:24.280
s not clear, of course,
it' s okay. But to fulfill,

905
00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:29.199
for example, a 14th of February. You' ve already been worth

906
00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:32.000
ourey dicks or the people who turned
twenty- nine on February twenty- nine

907
00:58:32.000 --> 00:58:34.360
I have a camera that was born
on the twenty- nine and is celebrated

908
00:58:34.360 --> 00:58:37.119
on the twenty- eight. But
the bato right now is about forty-

909
00:58:37.440 --> 00:58:39.760
eight. It wouldn' t be
normal age. I want you to come

910
00:58:39.800 --> 00:58:43.039
nine years. I was no longer
seen leaving elementary school, and if he

911
00:58:43.159 --> 00:58:46.039
behaves like a nine- year-
old, if he doesn' t like

912
00:58:46.119 --> 00:58:52.400
sucking chicks and ruining it, and
having it rolled clear and drinking milk on

913
00:58:52.719 --> 00:58:55.960
the 24th of December he is the
25 poor child who gives them. This

914
00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:01.719
is your present, your birthday and
your present at Christmas. Don' t

915
00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:05.280
imagine the most expensive sticks for me
is to turn thirty- one mate,

916
00:59:05.599 --> 00:59:08.000
because, because everyone gives you a
hug, but everyone else is also given

917
00:59:08.079 --> 00:59:10.840
a hug. I mean, your
hug, you' re not special,

918
00:59:12.440 --> 00:59:15.239
you' re not a dick,
if you look at it, you'

919
00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:17.000
re all fart to see, that
is, you' re thirty- one.

920
00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:21.159
There you go, to see how
ugly it is, from there comes

921
00:59:21.320 --> 00:59:24.880
race that turns, for who knows. Tell us someone who turns thirty-

922
00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:29.679
one without good, if they are
good, they do good to society.

923
00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:34.760
Yeah, exactly what' s yours. They are hurt, they ochan the

924
00:59:34.800 --> 00:59:38.199
faithful eight ears and so people of
evil better and you can find a constant

925
00:59:38.239 --> 00:59:42.519
among people this one has no love
for life and the day they were born

926
00:59:42.519 --> 00:59:45.599
carnal. You say I' ll
carry the stick. All my life we

927
00:59:45.239 --> 00:59:50.760
go with the other, which is
the gifts, the gift look at yourself.

928
00:59:51.760 --> 00:59:53.719
I' ll tell you that.
I' ve had very good gifts.

929
00:59:53.719 --> 00:59:57.840
I think one of the misfortunes to
God that you' ve given me

930
00:59:57.880 --> 01:00:00.440
and everything, but sometimes it starts
to be old and when you say it

931
01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:04.719
doesn' t matter the gift,
but the detail, but you did it

932
01:00:04.800 --> 01:00:07.880
very important when the gift comes to
you from your heart. To me,

933
01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:14.320
for example, the people who give
me there go alcohol. Alcohols get out

934
01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:16.760
of that because you' re calling
me an alcoholic. If it' s

935
01:00:16.840 --> 01:00:20.039
the easy one, yes, the
easy one, but with the in-

936
01:00:20.559 --> 01:00:22.199
laws carrying one bottle through the power
is another. But to my other when

937
01:00:22.360 --> 01:00:27.559
they give you things that you don' t know you don' t like.

938
01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:31.800
For example, I was given t- shirts it hardy I didn'

939
01:00:31.840 --> 01:00:37.599
t wear the hardy taila m when
I was pants forty- two and shirt

940
01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:43.000
to thirteen xxle that, that'
s a rebes or, a fryer of

941
01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:46.159
auster wings yes, so it'
s a calculated scientist of the radian in

942
01:00:46.159 --> 01:00:49.480
radiant güey, yes, but this
kind of thing that you say your son,

943
01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:52.760
this güey didn' t think of
three VHSS of the Star Wars saga

944
01:00:52.840 --> 01:00:55.320
and then assholes that suddenly I'
m the one who gives flowers to men.

945
01:00:55.559 --> 01:00:58.639
Go to the dick, yeah,
go to the dick. If we

946
01:00:58.719 --> 01:01:00.440
don' t want flowers, we
don' t want flowers. I like

947
01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:02.000
them so that they' re marijuana, whether it' s or poppy.

948
01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:07.920
Yes, exactly amapons give me flowers
that by cutting me it gives another woman

949
01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:08.679
sleep. No, that' s
not true. Give me your flower,

950
01:01:09.280 --> 01:01:13.320
give me your flower, not exactly. My wife touched me in times of

951
01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:15.000
novelty. He didn' t give
me away He didn' t have any

952
01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:19.639
money. My wife, since she
married me, started seeing money. But

953
01:01:20.119 --> 01:01:23.280
when she started she was to make
the gift. And that good, that

954
01:01:23.360 --> 01:01:30.119
manuality, manuality uff didn' t
give me some bad stuff and alone and

955
01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:32.320
golds said I love you ah good. That' s what I love,

956
01:01:32.760 --> 01:01:37.960
too. Once my now wife of
the chaperrite gave me a cardger, but

957
01:01:38.119 --> 01:01:44.400
all the cards had been written by
her of what it is worth for this

958
01:01:44.519 --> 01:01:47.360
or every one of you dick bitches
is pure, dick is worth for a

959
01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:52.440
sucker. But the little details that
you know take a lot of time who

960
01:01:52.559 --> 01:01:54.519
made them, are the ones that
you value a lot. For example,

961
01:01:54.760 --> 01:01:59.400
that is valued quite a bit.
I remember too, even if you don

962
01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:00.440
' t believe it by a pine
tree that doesn' t say party or

963
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:07.800
anything. And my mom gave me
a past potato, a past potato with

964
01:02:07.880 --> 01:02:14.039
wey meat, you swear. If
tris hears my mom laughs because once she

965
01:02:14.159 --> 01:02:17.440
' s turned old and my carnals
and they' re more. I'

966
01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:21.760
ve taken it from me. I' m not giving things up honestly,

967
01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:27.079
because it takes time, selfishly,
for shit' s sake. I prefer

968
01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:30.360
to make up for people with good
treatment. But once my brother looked and

969
01:02:30.440 --> 01:02:32.519
gave him a gift, I ended
up not counting a thousand steps. Yeah,

970
01:02:34.079 --> 01:02:35.679
it' s been taken from me. It' s been taken from

971
01:02:35.719 --> 01:02:37.719
me and I' m very detached
now. And for example, last Christmas,

972
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:40.440
if I never gave away on Christmas
day to put on the dick,

973
01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:44.639
I fell with me with my family
and my sister- in- law,

974
01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:50.159
or I grabbed them all evenly and
once my carnal gave my boss a beautiful

975
01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:53.239
bouquet of flowersd wey beautiful bastard.
So the cock went over the dick Jorge,

976
01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:57.679
I think it was Jorge, and
then he left a note that I

977
01:02:58.280 --> 01:03:00.880
love you so much more. It' s the best of my life.

978
01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:06.360
Sincerely, Jorge had flowers and I
arrived with a feather and Adria AAA.

979
01:03:07.360 --> 01:03:10.159
This you my jar to my boss
is that it was almost fifteen years ago,

980
01:03:10.320 --> 01:03:14.079
but to my boss it keeps driving
him crazy to that detail of mine

981
01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:17.519
Güey that I think to Jorge so
that he had spent five balls on the

982
01:03:17.639 --> 01:03:22.199
bouquet and the truth what you are
wey and I not where I put and

983
01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:24.679
Adrian with pen, no, no, I didn' t put him even

984
01:03:24.800 --> 01:03:29.920
ramón and nano him that is and
Jorge already afterwards also the bouquets that I

985
01:03:29.960 --> 01:03:31.360
said and I sent him in the
name of the four. But that time

986
01:03:31.360 --> 01:03:35.320
I put him like this with pen
and adrian and moms realizes that he still

987
01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:38.159
tells me so don' t forget
me wey and nothing, because and listen,

988
01:03:39.119 --> 01:03:42.639
Jorge said neither knew Jorge, what
fart wey. And then my mom

989
01:03:42.679 --> 01:03:45.599
also had a gift shop for a
long time, about five years, because

990
01:03:45.719 --> 01:03:50.360
by the time she wasn' t
there, without holding the house, she

991
01:03:50.360 --> 01:03:52.920
turned it into a gift shop.
Then there was also a flock very often

992
01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:55.920
where his birthdays. I was going
for a virgin like that that I was

993
01:03:55.960 --> 01:04:03.719
selling and I was putting a note
with a lot of cuddly affection I didn

994
01:04:03.800 --> 01:04:05.880
' t have Lana Wey and these
little details my boss liked. Then I

995
01:04:05.880 --> 01:04:09.719
started giving him some cool stuff.
That' s cocky gifts and so am

996
01:04:10.000 --> 01:04:12.679
I to my parents. They always
didn' t beat them at first.

997
01:04:12.719 --> 01:04:14.960
Right now. When I get the
chance, I give you your detail.

998
01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:18.719
I also have another one that is
controversial that the band tells me I shouldn

999
01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:23.079
' t, but I like to
give away things that give me company,

1000
01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:27.119
that is to say, handing it
over. That' s something I'

1001
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:30.039
ve noticed that you' ve already
given away live, recording radar, for

1002
01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:34.960
example, a nose came in and
gave me a skateboard and two seconds later

1003
01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:39.719
I interviewed someone else and gave it
to them and then they gave me away

1004
01:04:39.719 --> 01:04:42.639
at the shows. You too carnal
give me a bonnet of caps. I

1005
01:04:42.760 --> 01:04:48.079
give them to the young men who
accompany us and pull with us. To

1006
01:04:48.199 --> 01:04:53.159
my carnals I give a lot of
the things they give me. I also

1007
01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:58.119
like wey I feel like I don' t say you too. Many find

1008
01:04:58.199 --> 01:05:00.239
it disrespectful, but not me,
who already owns the gift Güey, I

1009
01:05:00.280 --> 01:05:05.119
can do whatever it is, no. People also give away things like many

1010
01:05:05.159 --> 01:05:09.159
times thinking about them not the one
who will receive the gift A egg.

1011
01:05:09.960 --> 01:05:15.440
You have to wear this shirt that
I chose for you because you look good

1012
01:05:15.519 --> 01:05:16.519
cock and I say you see it
from no Güey. No, I'

1013
01:05:16.599 --> 01:05:18.599
m not giving it to my boss
Güey, but it' s mine.

1014
01:05:19.239 --> 01:05:23.239
I decide what to do with it. That' s what I' m

1015
01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:26.519
going to do, too. You
take your hands off your hand. It

1016
01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:29.920
' s a handrail and the net
gives it just to look good. Yeah.

1017
01:05:29.960 --> 01:05:32.119
You look good now I look good. Everyone is happy and thanks to

1018
01:05:32.159 --> 01:05:35.960
those who are going to give drugs
and alcohol. Well, what does it

1019
01:05:36.599 --> 01:05:40.719
say about the parties where you stayed
to sleep at night? You know it

1020
01:05:40.840 --> 01:05:43.159
' s a good party. When
you' ve got the kid left,

1021
01:05:43.400 --> 01:05:45.679
he' s at 3: 00
in the morning in two white- letter

1022
01:05:45.679 --> 01:05:48.159
hills and the party was grown-
up. Yeah, look, I'

1023
01:05:48.239 --> 01:05:51.119
m gonna tell you something about the
mirinda chado here always with the moustaches.

1024
01:05:51.159 --> 01:05:54.440
So, I' m missing something
that gives me a lot of laugh.

1025
01:05:54.519 --> 01:05:58.840
That' s what you say about
the dorks and that' s bastard Güey,

1026
01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:03.159
that you realize that you' re
getting old when your birthdays first ended

1027
01:06:03.159 --> 01:06:08.159
up all done, fucked up,
vomited And now your kids are fucked up

1028
01:06:08.280 --> 01:06:12.400
and vomited, I mean you already
said I grew up when your comrades leave,

1029
01:06:12.719 --> 01:06:15.400
because the child has temperature, it' s warm. That kind of

1030
01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:18.360
thing makes you see that you'
re getting older when you' re past

1031
01:06:18.360 --> 01:06:20.440
thirty- five. But if you
don' t have that weight, it

1032
01:06:21.000 --> 01:06:26.119
' s because you' re divorced
or you just haven' t had kids,

1033
01:06:26.280 --> 01:06:29.840
you' re one who should have
one there, I think drowned,

1034
01:06:29.840 --> 01:06:30.559
they' ve always fallen on their
backs. He' s a good man.

1035
01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:35.840
But if the thing about when you' re now as old as we

1036
01:06:35.960 --> 01:06:41.360
are, the first thing you ask
at a potential party is it' s

1037
01:06:41.440 --> 01:06:44.400
going to be with kids or kids
and that fart is that Güey dick where

1038
01:06:44.400 --> 01:06:45.719
did Güey get to? After the
thirty say it' s going to be

1039
01:06:45.840 --> 01:06:48.719
with wives or without wives. And
then I look at it cool, because

1040
01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:51.360
even before that you already said there' s going to be at the party

1041
01:06:51.880 --> 01:06:56.000
that see Güe pé cubanda whores at
three o' clock in the morning,

1042
01:06:56.320 --> 01:06:59.719
often for the raw one and there' s still a vate to ask,

1043
01:07:00.000 --> 01:07:00.199
uh, but it' s with
a kid. Yes, ma' am

1044
01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:02.880
no, no Güey, no,
no, I mean? There' s

1045
01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:06.039
gonna be Luis and Wyams Güey,
right? It is understood that not Güey,

1046
01:07:06.519 --> 01:07:10.679
because I want your son there a
Güey. Come by yourself, because

1047
01:07:10.679 --> 01:07:14.119
there times alone and grab the video
permission and arrive tomorrow at 2: 00

1048
01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:16.760
p m. Yeah, another,
just like you said on the show to

1049
01:07:16.880 --> 01:07:21.519
filter, there' s a race
that likes to filter friendships and see who

1050
01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:25.519
can not when they say I celebrate
in Vegas all their comrades. Eat or

1051
01:07:26.159 --> 01:07:29.360
not, no, because sometimes already
depending on the mute, I the wedding,

1052
01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:31.559
yes, my wedding was also so
that my poor relatives were not the

1053
01:07:31.599 --> 01:07:35.079
There on the beach you entered a
chingo so that they could not get to

1054
01:07:35.159 --> 01:07:39.679
put a lot of challenges like a
rally wey yes, their realties is that

1055
01:07:39.760 --> 01:07:42.679
it is worth it here, but
the party and to go to Vegas,

1056
01:07:43.039 --> 01:07:45.119
because if it is to tell Carlos
I do not go there, I will

1057
01:07:45.199 --> 01:07:46.480
celebrate and you know that your friends
from the elementary school will not live.

1058
01:07:46.599 --> 01:07:50.599
Or there' s always this old
lady that' s partying and all of

1059
01:07:50.679 --> 01:07:56.960
a sudden she uploads a photo on
a little yacht alone you say ah every

1060
01:07:57.159 --> 01:08:00.000
so you wanted to pull in your
considerate güey if this would make you chambear

1061
01:08:00.000 --> 01:08:01.079
who ah because working on your birthday. Is that a blessing? Is that

1062
01:08:01.159 --> 01:08:05.880
a blessing? I came here alone
to celebrate Akankong bet to meet myself.

1063
01:08:10.079 --> 01:08:15.800
Yeah, yeah, or your loom
alone celebrating you. I feel like months

1064
01:08:15.880 --> 01:08:19.600
before a little message arrived. Here
are these tickets to you for your birthday.

1065
01:08:19.720 --> 01:08:23.920
You already fall there, you fall
not the ones that makes me laugh

1066
01:08:24.000 --> 01:08:28.880
that listen I want to celebrate.
I' m going to party alone to

1067
01:08:29.119 --> 01:08:34.119
find a friend with myself. Two
weeks later, a month of pregnancy dicks,

1068
01:08:34.159 --> 01:08:39.359
you already entered yes with another dick
again you went to abode already and

1069
01:08:39.359 --> 01:08:44.800
then also the fart of the already
forced congratulations. Compare how we get to

1070
01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:49.159
a point where I no longer be
carnal, that is, God bless you

1071
01:08:49.239 --> 01:08:53.920
many more days of these and see
when I see you soon to give you

1072
01:08:53.920 --> 01:09:00.560
a hug. See you already copy
and fuck dt B Happy HBD, God

1073
01:09:00.199 --> 01:09:08.680
bless you emoticons of bugles and he
fucked himself. Oh, I' ve

1074
01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:10.960
already done it, but that'
s all. It' s the armor

1075
01:09:11.039 --> 01:09:14.640
of when you see it in person
that if I congratulated you, yes,

1076
01:09:14.840 --> 01:09:19.399
but if it' s become a
formalism weya birthdays hears and then when you

1077
01:09:19.399 --> 01:09:24.199
dropped a message of whatsapp from your
uncle that you don' t see almost

1078
01:09:24.199 --> 01:09:29.239
anyone 10 years ago you don'
t see how I am with my son

1079
01:09:29.239 --> 01:09:31.119
who is or your uncle Romanaldo.
I don' t think you just said

1080
01:09:31.159 --> 01:09:36.640
I remember a pig when your mom
in the conchito was giving birth and I

1081
01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:40.960
saw you I heard a guy ras
wey guy since he dropped the boot I

1082
01:09:41.560 --> 01:09:43.119
don' t see him don'
t worry. I always remember you how

1083
01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:46.479
you saw with me I asked your
Aunt Cruz for your phone, but I

1084
01:09:46.520 --> 01:09:50.119
want to tell you God bless you. I love you a chingo and then

1085
01:09:50.119 --> 01:09:54.720
thanks, man, and I did
the most Hey, look, I'

1086
01:09:54.720 --> 01:09:57.000
ll fart you, right now,
and you can' t lend me five

1087
01:09:57.000 --> 01:09:59.199
thousand pesos. Not bad what makes
the truth that Ro Maldo does not leave.

1088
01:09:59.640 --> 01:10:01.239
You' ve been writing to you
since the prison. You' re

1089
01:10:01.239 --> 01:10:03.720
there. He wants to buy cigarettes. I already want to buy you cigars

1090
01:10:03.800 --> 01:10:05.760
and about two more change because it' s up to the dick of the

1091
01:10:05.760 --> 01:10:09.359
food. Here' s Carnal.
You' ve never been touched by the

1092
01:10:09.479 --> 01:10:14.399
wey that suddenly, when he sings
the mornings, he' s the frustrated

1093
01:10:14.520 --> 01:10:16.840
singer Güey starts singing the mornings.
Güey, well, funny gets him in

1094
01:10:17.439 --> 01:10:21.680
and the day you don' t
catch him brings farts, because if you

1095
01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:27.399
don' t know, yes,
yes and it' s the elongated mornings,

1096
01:10:27.720 --> 01:10:29.800
like when they sang the hymn on
Mondays that was long. If it

1097
01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:32.560
was long you say your ah brings
that of the elongated mornings, Güey that

1098
01:10:32.640 --> 01:10:35.720
to my brought I saw tells you
what it does next and the dick is

1099
01:10:35.720 --> 01:10:42.359
that the truth is that they say
they wind up and they blew it four

1100
01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:47.560
bread no more wey I cut it
and there I compared it and already a

1101
01:10:47.600 --> 01:10:49.119
stanza just sosario an enemy güeya already
wey are already mixing things with me.

1102
01:10:49.640 --> 01:10:54.319
If that' s the awkward part
of your birthday, I think you'

1103
01:10:54.359 --> 01:10:58.800
ll get the mornings and the last
drink when your family invites you to your

1104
01:10:58.840 --> 01:11:01.600
birthday and they say we invite you
to eat and you pay, so the

1105
01:11:01.840 --> 01:11:05.720
last one starts to count and everyone, because they knew five hundred and already

1106
01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:10.199
chinga, because on my birthday and
those pricks you sucked with the parties that

1107
01:11:10.279 --> 01:11:14.680
the bellies in companies did we see
ourselves in the lounges. There were twenty

1108
01:11:14.840 --> 01:11:16.079
- five people at the table and
suddenly I was nothing more. I ate

1109
01:11:16.159 --> 01:11:20.960
a lemonade, you left a fifty
and the dick you peeled what lemonade or

1110
01:11:21.119 --> 01:11:27.399
that dicks you had eaten wings snack. I' ve never come and the

1111
01:11:28.039 --> 01:11:30.199
time leader hears are seven hundred and
fifty. Neither here was the birthday girl

1112
01:11:30.279 --> 01:11:33.800
' s mother to rescue because there
were two five hundred missing for the egg

1113
01:11:33.840 --> 01:11:35.279
count and the waiter was a punctuated
prick who wasn' t going to leave

1114
01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:40.039
them. Here he said either leave
my Nokia cell phone or I don'

1115
01:11:40.600 --> 01:11:44.159
t leave the net what I know
waiters do on tables like that big birthday

1116
01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:47.000
they put stuff they didn' t
buy to make up for, yeah,

1117
01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:50.199
to fuck. Yeah, to blow
up some poppers to inflate accounts. Compare,

1118
01:11:50.319 --> 01:11:56.680
then, birthday stuff. Sure,
there' s one last one to

1119
01:11:56.760 --> 01:11:59.960
see the draw I want you more
exible to everyone. Thanks for the birthday.

1120
01:12:00.039 --> 01:12:01.800
Right now, my birthday is being
recorded. I love you so much.

1121
01:12:02.079 --> 01:12:04.479
I like you. Thank you.
It hurts me not to have been

1122
01:12:04.479 --> 01:12:09.720
in. Not so good, because
look at friendship. I said carnal.

1123
01:12:10.359 --> 01:12:15.439
That more than frequency is quality and
while I' m not part of times

1124
01:12:15.520 --> 01:12:18.720
when you like to be like this. In that, in that, in

1125
01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:24.319
that shit, I' m part
of others where I also consider it very

1126
01:12:24.319 --> 01:12:26.600
funny. That' s why I
give myself the luxury and maandido. I

1127
01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:30.680
also had the birthday engagement. I
send a hug to Roja Rosa my sister

1128
01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:33.960
- in- law, because she
is like my brother- bandit diamond then

1129
01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:36.920
like my sister- in- law, is that Adrian wanted to do the

1130
01:12:38.000 --> 01:12:39.840
same thing in the bandit house and
you can' t. He doesn'

1131
01:12:39.880 --> 01:12:43.840
t send him a hug because I
wasn' t at his party, but

1132
01:12:43.840 --> 01:12:46.359
bandit celebrated his wife, as I
must have known dinner was nice. I

1133
01:12:46.399 --> 01:12:49.039
send a hug to Rosa and in
the name of the chaprita and also to

1134
01:12:49.039 --> 01:12:54.319
me. Many Carnal congratulations, forty- two years that are one more dick

1135
01:12:54.960 --> 01:12:57.439
and we love you Carnal, not
just me uy Te, we want to

1136
01:12:57.479 --> 01:12:59.079
see what we did today. For
you, thank you very much. And

1137
01:12:59.119 --> 01:13:00.640
he knows that. You know he
didn' t blow up the balloons,

1138
01:13:00.840 --> 01:13:02.279
no, and he was the one
who protruded to the little things. Yes,

1139
01:13:02.359 --> 01:13:04.760
in fact, they' re in
the Hagamo car, in the trunk,

1140
01:13:05.079 --> 01:13:09.239
the bite of things, the out- of- the- month heel

1141
01:13:09.960 --> 01:13:13.840
bu or the forward aguinal picked up
in months and he' s going to

1142
01:13:13.840 --> 01:13:15.960
rap them, Aurita, Baila,
Ahorita, he' s going to give

1143
01:13:16.479 --> 01:13:17.239
them an Arpadita chas, he'
s going to clausate them like the scorched

1144
01:13:17.239 --> 01:13:20.800
rolls. You' re going to
say, hey, you play bro cinema,

1145
01:13:21.520 --> 01:13:25.520
cinnabon cinema, you' re the
roll, and I' m the

1146
01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:27.640
class. I don' t look
cool. Take care of yourself. I

1147
01:13:27.640 --> 01:13:30.239
hope you enjoyed it and we will
soon see a second show in Laredo to

1148
01:13:30.319 --> 01:13:33.199
check it out in Tijuana ensenada and
nue Volaredo. There' s no flying.

1149
01:13:33.239 --> 01:13:35.640
It' s not larega that'
s nue blown, not because we

1150
01:13:35.640 --> 01:13:39.960
' ve gone to Laredo. He' s new Laredo. And also congratulations

1151
01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:42.239
to all those who turned out this
month and are going to fulfill. And

1152
01:13:42.319 --> 01:13:45.319
if you don' t have a
birthday in the egg year, remember that

1153
01:13:45.399 --> 01:13:46.119
I make a great deal of money
to celebrate years that God will bless you.

1154
01:13:46.279 --> 01:13:48.880
Thank you, totals. This was
birthday stuff, be it in the

1155
01:13:48.920 --> 01:13:49.439
milk magician.