March 2, 2024
Cosas de AEROPUERTOS

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Con una sola vez que te hayas subido a un avión ya sabes que show, y si no te has subido, chequéate esto para que veas de que lado masca la la iguana. Saludos en este sábado de Hermanos de Leche.
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J Lords, they' re armed
with milk You give yourself a roulette of
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school brothers. How he roams,
hahahahahahaha, mother, lord eh ball of
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that bandija. No, man,
it erases the ruffia, yeah, boler
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you already feel and I' ve
already been thrown two. You feel it.
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That guy, no, because it' s normal carnal don' t
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deny the wey age and I won' t deny it. Then you know
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how I' m condating. He
says that I' m getting older Adrián
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burning audios to I don' t
know people younger than me, I mean,
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very good that they' re going
how he' s doing so long
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and I stop talking to him,
he tells him the boy farts you and
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moles give a pinca you want to
go jacked your cell phone and I don
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' t go to the dick.
I listen and eye ok I don'
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t send the messages, so they
stayed that way in not not that you
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send it the audio. You didn' t send him out that far.
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Yeah, but usually who you'
re going to get the hat from when
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you start getting old wey doesn'
t, I mean, who' s
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going to get the blush from is
a güey mess. Yeah, güey.
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Usually those who think they think they' re going to embalm him exactly.
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That' s what makes me good, I' ll give myself more on
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Twitter. It' s two three
güeys that, for example, you'
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re not gonna take your dick with
sugar. Compare and I have money,
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Güey. I have Güey money.
They' re diabetic. Fuck once once
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you remember someone telling us. We' re not gonna say. We'
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re not going to say for or
there are two diabetes, the rich and
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the güey wells. Stop sucking,
you mammoth ma' am. I'
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m gonna be okay, I'
m gonna be okay? Yeah, güey
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or a forgiveness chapter. He heals
with money. If what I' m
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saying to you, unfortunately this is
not a carnal hand, that is,
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if I look today, I don' t, too. Don' t
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be ah, no, I don' t care. I' m taking
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care of myself. I' m
taking care of it, but the technology
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advances and there are little things that
make you okay. Yeah, you can
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last longer. Yeah, there'
s cuts, too. I' m
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saying to him that he criticizes you, because compadre sees if he can run
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over someone without diabetes, because I' m going to be a ranch a
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branch or black. Yes, by
allaris and with the truth is that if
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you look, if the food of
the future, you protected us covid because
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you would not do it in the
future. If nothing happens. I say
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no more, if you take care
and doubt, I don' t want
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to live a hundred years either truck
or very, very, no, who
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I want, no, no,
no, really. A little longer and
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they had a good time. I' d sign you seven and five today,
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so would I seventy- five.
I know there he is. I
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' m not talking, well carnal, not like we' re two hundred
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five or seventy. If I go
so far before, but look carra right
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now in my forties and one had
a good time with chivis ivis then not
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because of that, because that'
s why it was just my daughters,
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that it would be. It'
s not okay, it' s okay,
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but it' s all right,
you' ll see that we have
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some left. I' ve got
my little gun there where it' s
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already starting to pour me out alone
and so on drooling honor. It'
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s not ideas, it' s
not those ah if airport or it'
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s that looking for you that I
wish we' re going to that platou
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güey I' m going to let
you see how many times we haven'
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t been in a carnal airport like
today talking to property about what it'
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s like to go to an airport. All those who don' t follow,
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just go to the dick. Don' t look at the chapter,
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don' t see it, don' t see it. Chile things centered
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on bus costs and things of this
case for sales band of vics from gamesa
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to table gala, to which they
send them to a board cdmkis, but
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no more to be budgeted by a
parent who most go on the same day
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a flight that could be a zoom. Yes, this chapter is for them,
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for those who are already fed up, those who go down to the
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bottom, who pull in shipowners and
travel with pure Korean egg and go in
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line boarding and talking. He doesn' t speak any Spanish, English,
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güey, listen to the grillita of
nambe güey is that incorporative has me up
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to my dick. I usually made
it a suitcase of those carry- on
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luggage and upstairs comes a samsuanate of
those that you can put like this you
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realize that they won' t have
a good time hear things at the airport.
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It' s all one thing and
you get it coming in. It
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' s the taxi drivers in transit. This one' s got pretty non
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- kings. That' s the
taxi driver' s reception. The heh
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was like a little quote, you
know. It' s always tots.
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He' s always a güey with
three buttons unbuttoned. He' s got
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a barrigoncita, the snack bar here, yes, no, yes, no
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potatoes and the bato is marrying you
that you can' t even grab him
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because you have to go buy the
machine and make edges of I don'
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t know what he offers you a
taxi to the lady what' s the
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name of the lady? The healthy
outside waiting for a player you have or
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weas of scratching. He' s
doing the ciudadara, the CiU, a
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cardboard and a doll, a monkey. I' m waiting, ma'
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am, with that güey not coming
today, there' s no line of
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passage. I' m tomorrow.
There' s also a Creole guard who
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doesn' t even know what his
function is anymore, he' s a
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two- pound ruffian. Güey is
a güey who is a little huardicilla who
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is alive or in flight and yes, yes, yes, yes, with
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a single one they don' t
want to shovel hopefully, lines you understand
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wey there' s a phospho shawl
and suddenly you see him grab your ticket
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and then you see him here I
counter and then you see him up the
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plane and you say, especially if
they' re low- coast he wears
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them nothing. The cat does everything
Güey endangers and even pilots the nobody also
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does everything. I' m going
to take you to beautiful. He'
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s got a dick, he'
s got a macana, too. He
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' s not even armed, that
is, he doesn' t understand his
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function, and his only function is
to agar the hernan stick You' ve
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noticed Güey talking in Monterrey is getting
her in and seeing that I' ve
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felt salty of the stern. If
I feel carnal that the airport company hires
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people, old lady and brunette who
are always sitting because it' s not
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for being a sucker Güey, I
always get the same güeys, six sitting
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jasÃempre weys are paleros so s wey
are the valeros of John Miltor are always
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the same six wey sitting and voted
on the floor. If there' s
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one who' s always asleep in
the wey s wey and so I saw
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it two years ago. If you
always have a little girl with a fans
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and sweater of the same color wey
a backpack wey bring her tied to the
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backpack WEY people don' t pay
attention because you go directly into making checkin
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to chaquin. But if you can
give me the güey people not to see
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we start carrying a bunch of things
from when you buy the carnal flight,
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because it' s misleading to buy
a flight. You' ve been interned.
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Suddenly your mom thinks I saw a
cocky promotion that you want to come
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back here for seven hundred pesos on
Facebook and your boss itches like that and
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they get a list of how to
extend their vote. I don' t
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ask my son to pick him up, it stings him and back your dad
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getting married so long by two sessions. If you know it was güey a
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bunch of scams wey to a friend
of my old lady' s that they
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don' t hate him for five
thousand pesos that band WEY if the Mexican
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went to other things like spa swindle
compadre, we wouldn' t have or
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diago to the moon. First.
A tes is that pendeja people too.
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If you see on Facebook, airline
is clown he makes me laugh at all
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airlines like that and says come to
niccolodian two children, two adults, a
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dog for five balls a week.
It' s not possible wey no.
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No. It' s not possible, and then they write to you about
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Whatsapp and I' ll tell you
if he gave me I' ll send
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you the ready and the same flights, because there are people who say no.
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I' m not going to let
myself swindle and buy everything separately,
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but the same flight Your mom that
you want to travel to carcun for seven
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hundred and fifty pesos it stings you
ok already is sixteen thousand seven hundred and
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eighty dick in which moment wey why
you are going to add the tipa of
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the fil sure the second that dicks
who are sure wüey if you lose the
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ground, because the dick wey that
band that you buy safe to the flight
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and starts güey, that is that
it is sure wey not that you will
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not leave if you lose your suitcase
in my barbul already go dick you already
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take you and rob you or that
is already free me the one that goes
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down the fart. There' s
no American Express upstairs. Vay tr wey
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that is your suitcase already there is
the bowling wey is cornered. Hey you
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' ve never been touched by the
comrade who has American Express and says hey,
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I have points and then I get
the biggest flight and luete scams are
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coyotes of halor. I smell or
she' s a fan. It'
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s a battle that you love that
Dominican Republic. Give me fourteen balls and
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go to the whole family and Güey
balls. You never got this classic güey
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that I always told you I have
a friend on American Airlines or something and
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they give me flights and wey was
traveling because they give you cheap flights,
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compadre, it doesn' t even
bring to stay son that is the flight
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no more because it is this deception
just because they gave you the cheap flight.
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Yeah, compare just going to Munich. He' s got a hotel
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that he buys, but it'
s this blow job that if the flight
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goes cheap to my dick, I' ll go as much as I can
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backpack, as it is backpacking,
what do we like, ok you say
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I' m rooky that I saw
a tiktok that said hey, two thousand
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dollars would stop taukyo to hotel to
stay. Eating in a superconscious touch a
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pinche hashi voe I' m going
to see the pinches a ramen those that
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are a triangulito wey of two dollars
and yes yes you the mames pujtale also
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to eat chido wey you stick the
bez to be tying at door pasta so
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beak güey passes that big beak and
pure my master weed was a greeting from
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that güey. Hey, eating burgers. So I said don' t see
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that cock didn' t come so
good that it' s gastronomy. But
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we' ll get to that part. Where you buy your carnal flights.
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You know it' s okay,
because we' re all from gogliar and
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cheap flights and then you see what
I mean. But I made a joke
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out of him. Travel to Disney
five thousand dollars. Travel to Disney Three
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thousand dollars. You put it cheap
flights two thousand dollars and then you put
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it feels like you get to fly
on a plane. So you start asking
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yourself other questions. You' re
starting to love how much more you take
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Güey, yes if Güey king eight
years endures and there comes a foselage,
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that is to say to ask that
kind of question of Güey. I'
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m my toxy w- child with
like a lobster. What' s the
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name of the plane gas? What
you' ve known is that your little
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beauty with your horn. It'
s real about Schazenegger that he flew down
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a plane and he winds up there
Güey you say ah güey, we'
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re a lot of cheap flights.
If there are pages that said wey you
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remember, I don' t know
if there are the two pages that still
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indigenous flight you is very cheap.
Yes, well, yes, that is,
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Chile expires and all those magnicharte.
This exists, no yes, they
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make you man and charters like their
totes. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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like the plane' s already a
Russian wey home plane from World War I.
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In fact, you sit down and
say you' re from the hallway
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going in Dome of re fifteen to
whom you knew Sometimes here was a calibre
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five vergan In case of urgency,
you' re going to start to tostone
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everyone to everything already accurate. But
yeah, all this maniche my charte itself,
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but it includes, it includes,
remember that they' re seeing in
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the package, so you' re
already going to until then solid, very
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classy. I was given a wey, that is, if it was something
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like that, so gifted. No, no, no, it wasn'
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t, but it wasn' t
expensive, no, but tame the dick
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you handle. This was the whole
experience. Wey a pinche looked like a
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study trip to Güey, that is, whenever you got a little truck and
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a dagger. Here you are going
to see this triptych and we are going
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to go here and this will be
listened to by taxi drivers, because he
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saw it to these magni dollars.
Chingo takes home your mother, let'
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s watch me already on the dot
door is reel. He said about your
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mother dog already. I want you
to get my dollars. They' re
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not going to do you the pure
Güey cock, but I used to do
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the net also in honor of Mann
Charter. If it was a concept you
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had been attracted to. Today I
don' t know if it' s
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still very, if it keeps pulling. No, yeah, yeah, no,
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yeah, yeah. It' s
like she didn' t chew the
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pincherolina in Mexico anymore. Güey was
a tero, but wey that chan che
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vive irbus is like mo taco watching
in the emolitionmel You came to the movie
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in the future that all franchises were
tacobel. If yes yes, you wear
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wey then a good tacobr ad there
wey certain I just tried tacoel that cocks
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is that wey or no, no, no, that' s a taco
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wey Alan got sick. In fact, you got the dick you like the
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taco of the carnal Express bread and
taco it not very good. Beats and
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we' re going there because we
were prepared banned, banned video hear what
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Google lights also is that I don' t know. There are people who
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fly cheaply to Spain the Güey ports
of call never stop eh I go to
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Madrid when you go look, I
don' t leave here from Monterrey.
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I' m gonna grab a ice
cream, I' m gonna grab a
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truck to San Antonio Güey and then
it' s San Antonio, Bogotá.
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I am sixteen hours at Bogotá airport, Bogotá, Caracas, Caracas, Brasilia,
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Brasilia, Matamoros, Matabón, I
already see more bonuses if Wuilo is
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not and is already a chicken truck. Yeah, I' m going for
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this fact of bering wey no longer
the dick. But to Mixcoulk' s
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failure, but Güey, I had
cabaradas that they were worth cocking and making
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a pig of scales because he got
a bowling bato. So there' s
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a band that says no hombe connections
if we make it. But John you
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' re arriving at three forty,
the flight leaves at two twenty. You
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don' t see if you don' t wait, if you don'
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t wait till asshole, but tell
him to come out cheap buddy. The
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maromas that you wind up are,
because the net is that if you get
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to get a flight, cheap,
because if the trip, then you no
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longer lower it, let' s
say I did get it to sar and
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it' s worth dick that I
was not married. Now it' s
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another, because you go with your
old your children, but I, when
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I was sick, it' s
okay for me to dick or jeo I
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went to Japan and I went to
Mexico and slept all night in Mexico,
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at the airport, on the ground
so that the flight would leave early the
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other day to go to San Francisco, but from the good juata corner,
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then to San Francisco and then to
Tokyo, to Osaka, that I didn
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' t get to Tokyo, not
or Seaka de la verga. Güey me
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a hundred and twenty kilos güey.
The Japanese get in, put their knees
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here I compared if they fall asleep
Güey, I can' t lift my
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knee up here, so far I
can lift it up. No, not
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something like that. I understand.
I stood up and got up in decanting
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Güey and wey the flight that you
and I took to super Mara Dallas tasting
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seventeen hours, the third longest flight
in the world. I think it makes
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me laugh, it gives me a
bit, so all of a sudden I
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tell you, uh, throw out
every psycho band Adrián is no longer in
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your seat. I felt like in
the Judy Foster Wey movie that I lost
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my son Güey I stopped Güey hears
Adrian and was not Adrian in his seat.
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Gey this güey was so desperate.
He stood up to the dick.
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No, no, no, I
find it two as two rows forward pinche
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there was an era, like three
inforravid departments covered like that with two Muslim
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pinches here wey but you stopped because
you fucked up the stick. I was
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crying to them, not because of
these. Yes, there was a lot
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of scandal and I asked for a
change and not a return. You say
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yes, but me there, for
the first time I took a clone.
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I hadn' t tried them out
of fear that I liked them a lot
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with marijuana. I' m fine
and he gave me a friend back in
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the World Cup. He told me
carnal if you really want to take that
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flight. There you go and a
clone. It was the only time I
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got a tarp. He gave you
whatever he wants. I wasn' t
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going like, but no, no, no, there was no energy to
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feel, not even uncomfortable. He
tried to pipe me out of the way
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So he came to taste He got
off and said to the teas, and
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I said that Güey wanted to come
back tomorrow, and I got the wool
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out, I said I didn'
t want it, Güey. That'
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s where we went to the ass
of the world with a couple and it
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' s because of you that Güey
came from the dala vegas. I missed
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the wey flight and I let them
sleep and only in pure asga kills you.
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But something happened to you with a
kid. I don' t think
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I' m telling you or that
I' m getting up and I'
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m coming to stop by the circulation
and I' m seeing it all melted
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up. I get up to walk
and fuck her. Not because he'
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s sitting there for so long,
and he' s sitting there for so
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long. He wouldn' t let
me pass a little boy like that,
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but Muslim I mean that' s
how Ara had a little red dot here
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that shot him this one and no
longer read me Ma that you mare mother
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and I wanted to my own I
said to Ladin, Jaladin that you give
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the cock to David. You'
re sitting well with me. If a
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follower took off his socks and punches
and you can, it' s a
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tofull bato. Just like that.
No, no, no, no,
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Güey to Chile. It' s
just that when you get on an airline,
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I mean even though you' re
used to Mexico, that it'
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s not Japanese and you' re
an ox it' s another country and
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it' s not a mexa anymore. But to see also later there are
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flights that are direct, because then
there is this bandit that the net her
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bitch life. He bought a flight
that I had given you wo fis they
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buy you the eggs. Whatever it
was, I sponsored him alive and a
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lot of band that doesn' t
smell has suddenly followed you see a alive
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go looking for that ah not that
very embarrassing but the thing is that I
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live Irbus. For example, there
are two flights. I' m going
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to tell you two that he'
s got directs that airo Mexico, not
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Los Angeles and Las Vegas. Yeah, well, then what a dick.
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I' m gonna want to go
to the fucking ass at the worst airport
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on this planet, called International Airport. Benito Juárez, shit, you'
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ve got to add the shitty one. It smells like you get a rotting
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edour that you say I don'
t know how you can believe so cocky
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the capital, considering that the only
way to get there by air wey is
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because of that shit Güey ché,
that' s not the image we should
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give as Mexicans send the capital to
Monterrey, band because if you arrive and
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the first thing a Korean prick,
a gringo, an Argentine from any other
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country is going to know about Mexico, it' s the pain to shit,
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because it' s from the dick. You remember the airport of catar
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Güey went too far from dick that
we went to the stores back you go
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take s yes a pimped pinche there
was a wey jungle not in Istanbul Güey
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also I have not gone and dick
but you see in tiktok what. But
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it' s the rooms here that
you click here and here wings no no,
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no, it' s in Chile
chin yes mother Güey. If you
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knew he' s sinking the airport
in Mexico City that he' s in.
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Well, now that wey' s
sticking his dick, then that fart
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says it' s three centimeters a
year. I' m making you up,
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you know I' m good,
I understand. Then they go several
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inches a year and then they put
it like mud dirt so it doesn'
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t go shitty. But when it
rains you can' t use the tracks
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because they flood. You dick.
So, when you rain a fact that
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your plane is iero Mexico, that
is, there are ru bolaris or whatever,
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it' s going to be delayed. No. And in fact,
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if he gets so close that I
think the time isn' t going to,
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so he' s going to blind
them and he' s going to
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screw them down. Uh- huh, wey doesn' t. And when
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it once happened to you to me
that I couldn' t land, that
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wey can land that, because that' s not from the airport. Not
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those weather conditions wey if I remember
that no more. The Adriano sent that
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we passed the hondi po made Verga
the one there five meters from the airport
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and said let' s see if
güey twice we had to turn that fuck
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and you were here of mariadito of
several puking band and that flight traveling with
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the family is simply magical. You
have good memories. No güey is that
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the band believes that travel is the
photos that are uploaded easter. Travel is
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when your boss turns around and says
the four of you are going to the
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dick, the four of you are
going to be latticed if you already.
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The trips are when your old lady
doesn' t want to pack s wey
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trip are when she gave you wey
diarrhea in Disney wey or wey I'
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ve been almost shitting myself already to
pass the passport. It' s one
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of them that goes up to instagram
or they all go up the picture.
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So the classic pinche, bump in
denim bermudas wey with Miki' s ears,
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so wey no kids going to Disney, it' s all to the
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dick red Flax written Flack. Yeah. I' ve spent time with the
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family, but there' s always
a fart. For example, I was
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touched once I went here at kuncom
arrived at the reception. That' s
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how it was, I think you' re flying me very happy and then
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my passport and my visa, my
passport, and it' s just that
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the girl is what Kurt' s
name is for the little girls here and
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my old lady doesn' t bring. I don' t bring that tulescence
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you dus. I don' t
have my ass. If not with your
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ass, then this lady needs a
faithful ID because you didn' t say
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so. You start well, well, yeah, then I grind it and
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if you' re gonna grind it
this one, why don' t I
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bring you your forte love thing is
that I thought that with the kur to
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the dick yes, because you know
that you' re going to wear it
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your s can pass the group,
you can' t. Va guey is
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that I live if I go away
and to go bring the passport tell him
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about your fool, talk to your
mom or stop saying that he talks about
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your mom, kill him already and
suddenly wey shits to give him that snow.
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You know that dick didn' t
go crying already moss and look no
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more that look I already thought that
for something and just listen to that mole
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it' s cool a picture,
little moms, that' s all.
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I see one of those people who, if it' s worth the fight
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at the airport, it' s
just gonna snap. I' m going
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to help you. Look, I' m going to go fart and see
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no more the picture and the fucking
handsome thing or a leaf that goes up
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to your wife, nothing made of
putting her in the bath and putting a
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dick in her without the magan.
You can' t not leave güey,
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don' t leave a mark and
I told her back to capon pay as
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she also asks that leaf and is
important. Ah well, the mammany is
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already getting on the plane and has
accused all the way. I' m
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going to get in the cab and
you' re bringing in that they said
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he' s all asshole no longer
that it upsets you if on the way
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out of something goes wrong or they
forget him. I repeat, once my
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mom was forgotten about the visas,
too, and I' m glad there
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was. He had to stay in
the hotspots of Kingdom, so these stay.
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You don' t know if there
on the crusade, in a hilto
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ninja is expected, otherwise, no, don' t stick. It was
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practical. Yeah, let' s
see tomorrow just go back and forth.
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I' ll take it and we' ll pass by you. We don
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' t pay you for you.
Echa is a desayin yes, because sometimes
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they are mistakes that follow, that
is, when you are already trying to
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tackle. Imagine if I failed you
that carnal no no and I tell you
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I said it right now outside of
telling them that I love my wife very
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much, but always, two weeks
before traveling we fight hard because I don
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' t go look don dick and
I said already they took the money from
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the card of the flights, because
I won' t leave you is uncomfortable
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carnal that is not, where you
want to see güey sometimes is the dick
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that you get up early wey still
to board. I prick you self-
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piste and you get made mother there
killing the dick because you go late wey
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you don' t bring anything or
poop in the guts and fuck you get
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on the plane, you get dizzy
wey and then you get to the pinche
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airport, where a coaster, a
taxi, a taxi s sucking the dick
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wey and your old lady don'
t go in the day of valie you
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bring you güey the girl sounds and
then the ubers don' t let them
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go to the airport or bad kiss
leave you grab the taxi and the fucking
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airport you go all horny prick,
but the cocky prick from Veracruz and the
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dick I' m making in Veracruz
of the dick and it didn' t
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fill up or what I drink here
what my punishment and dick wey and leave
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you still think you' re already
relaxing compadre and the dick is from the
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pinche hotel. He tells you the
chequiin up to three chingo turns twelve forty
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wey what I' m going to
do hangs. Then you tell him to
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take care of my bags. You
still can' t, he doesn'
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t tell you to drop him in
here in this room I' m gonna
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give you a mimosa and I'
m gonna sell you a timeshare. Chas
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doesn' t mean I like a
band that all of that pretends to pretend
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it didn' t happen. When
she arrives at the hotel and runs through
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a mimosa pinche, a red eye, a cry and cock and starts to
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take as if as if from heart
güey you start to bread you are having
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fun not grab the soap wey to
the jar the all raw, you more
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pinches which maybe sixteen payas or but
that is the photo in the instagram.
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So everything, and then the phrase
travel has no price. And when you
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do it with your pure inheritance assholes
and ne day you can it in English
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or English of your daughter and one
Day You Live my hind plif sliving hair
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li hu Get that my old lady
in Chile don' t know English,
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don' t write anything, put
it already we are in Cuernavaca. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Güey also comes
from the taxis, the cock stuff
402
00:24:19.240 --> 00:24:23.279
just passed me. I don'
t mean to sound like a sucker,
403
00:24:23.319 --> 00:24:27.319
I say, but the first time
I was the oldest with my old lady,
404
00:24:27.319 --> 00:24:30.319
she grabbed a typical cab. It
is very fierce to Haardo that I
405
00:24:30.319 --> 00:24:33.640
thank him and very memo gentlemen is
all that they know the world. You
406
00:24:33.759 --> 00:24:38.440
get off here that says langs Loine
and there you grab, no cup ja,
407
00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:42.759
yeah r already it seems there to
me I get the taxi you take
408
00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:48.079
me where I want to go I
get clear me up in New York,
409
00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:52.519
man that I go here I said
fifteen twenty dollars, sixty five dollars and
410
00:24:52.960 --> 00:24:56.720
still the Hindu told me tip,
yes, bastard, you don' t
411
00:24:56.759 --> 00:24:57.359
want the way in the house if
your fucking mother can. I always drive
412
00:24:57.359 --> 00:25:03.799
it. Wey to Chile, because
as they have this they are yes.
413
00:25:04.000 --> 00:25:08.200
Start dying we i mean wey you
say wey if I get on a pinche
414
00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:14.440
retaining wall, I' m worth
dicks yes and they' re driving buddy
415
00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:18.880
done, the chaparra you live wey
we were going to see a taxi in
416
00:25:18.960 --> 00:25:21.920
one on a board the chaparra.
If it was suspended in the chorus air
417
00:25:21.960 --> 00:25:26.759
that as well as the mother rala
and no, no, güey ah recorded
418
00:25:27.000 --> 00:25:30.119
it was going to give him or
that Adriana told him something and told him
419
00:25:30.160 --> 00:25:33.400
the dick name. This bat so
gets hit by the prick sane I eat
420
00:25:33.920 --> 00:25:37.680
wey I eat wey to see and
I told him not to go to the
421
00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:44.799
note Chile, the taxis also if
it is a blowjob because remember that the
422
00:25:44.839 --> 00:25:48.720
ubers do not let them in.
They bring the union there, that is,
423
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:51.359
in Cancun, especially on the beaches. Hey, you know, you
424
00:25:51.640 --> 00:25:53.960
go grabin' a place and you
shut down your cabs. Two gentlemen in
425
00:25:55.039 --> 00:25:56.440
the wey to see Blanca wey not
the dick. That fart, but you
426
00:25:56.480 --> 00:26:00.240
' ll figure out who they'
re associated with. I have those eggs
427
00:26:00.720 --> 00:26:04.359
and the point is that suddenly he
asks for his carnal uber and the vato
428
00:26:04.400 --> 00:26:07.839
just writes you a message. I' ll wait for you here at the
429
00:26:07.880 --> 00:26:08.720
Cocobon, or I' ll pick
you up here. Yeah, and he
430
00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:11.240
tells me I' m gonna leave
you in life. Wait, wait,
431
00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:18.160
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
432
00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:18.160
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
433
00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:18.279
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We got to
434
00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:21.640
Meridad' s. It wasn'
t Merida Maria' s, if you
435
00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:22.640
have him you should. It'
s not where he is. If in
436
00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:27.920
the middle I was one, where
it' s in Guadalajara. You'
437
00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:30.640
re going to give or not.
But there' s one I think is
438
00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:33.039
fine, Mamón, that' s
fine. Little St Louis' bad,
439
00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:37.920
I think it' s Chitumala'
s. No, man, carcun where
440
00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:42.599
he is. Then I get down
from Chancun. It' s just that
441
00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:45.559
I went on vacation. Hey,
no Cozumel. I don' t know,
442
00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:48.680
no, no, no, no
dick, no more forward where one
443
00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:56.400
is. Fifth in quintana robbery and
yucatan jugate. That' s what you
444
00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:57.680
' re doing That' s what
you' re doing That' s what
445
00:26:57.680 --> 00:27:00.000
you' re doing That' s
what you' re doing. I mean,
446
00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:04.119
you didn' t have to walk
out of the airport to get the
447
00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:07.720
cabs because you didn' t get
into the saxis. No, I mean,
448
00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:10.799
he' s small. The aeroportito
is that carnal and airports where Chile
449
00:27:10.839 --> 00:27:15.839
looks like the beauty also carnal.
Well I made it bandit that you get
450
00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:18.480
off the plane and you can already
see the taxis like that at the door
451
00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:19.920
where I are waiting for you In
fact, the taxi is down from the
452
00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:23.079
cars. Culia cambo' s,
even though there' s a band chingo
453
00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:26.240
coming in. It' s not
an airport you say to the dick.
454
00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:27.759
No more has the other one,
the one with the durango. You can
455
00:27:27.759 --> 00:27:30.759
have one of two pictures left.
It' s a truck terminal. Yeah,
456
00:27:30.839 --> 00:27:34.319
that' s finished truck, but
all of a sudden planes started arriving
457
00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:37.240
and like the ones that gave me
to give it that you look like you
458
00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:38.599
' re going to those airports and
there' s old people to Chicago straight
459
00:27:38.599 --> 00:27:41.480
away. Yeah, yeah, it' s just that you also remember that
460
00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:45.960
in all those sifters there car owners. Mexico has a dick and you have
461
00:27:47.079 --> 00:27:49.519
to have direct flight. It'
s one of the conditions they tell you
462
00:27:49.559 --> 00:27:52.839
about the shipowners. Part of that
fart. No or believe in Puebla flights,
463
00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:57.799
because a pig of German volks Wageng
does have a hearing. And another
464
00:27:57.920 --> 00:28:02.640
thing about when you go and leave
the uber sees that and give me a
465
00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:04.920
kiss in the cheek tells you the
lord so that I don' t fart
466
00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:07.759
and I don' t give to
see mind forward turns the beat and uncle
467
00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:12.359
a kiss. The slap says so
the slap says soft because it tells you
468
00:28:12.759 --> 00:28:17.400
and forward to pretend that we'
re family because they won' t let
469
00:28:17.400 --> 00:28:19.079
me in. Wey a white one
ninety and the lord of a seti and
470
00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:23.039
one fifty- five weche elbow and
dusted like that wey and you say you
471
00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:26.960
dick waved told me and the atabata
we will release you a shame, so
472
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:29.640
right now he goes out in chavo. They' re not or aren'
473
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:33.200
t the taxi drivers from tots just
calling out if I say they' re
474
00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:38.039
bron right now in the exon pa
wey to see them with me, your
475
00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:41.279
mom made him the sancho wey not
the taxis. If yes and I haven
476
00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:44.079
' t had, I' ve
got cabs all of them. But I
477
00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:47.319
don' t remember. Once in
Moscow that when it was the World Cup,
478
00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:51.119
I came to the mother and cats
are worth dicks wey I was going
479
00:28:51.160 --> 00:28:55.720
to sleep the most that scouts,
because they are for stripe and I and
480
00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:56.759
here we have already arrived. But
I don' t remember his wey and
481
00:28:56.799 --> 00:29:03.960
I wake up wey repetas I mean
I felt and we knew my mouth to
482
00:29:03.079 --> 00:29:07.799
dick wey the cat put it to
me. There' s the airport taxi
483
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:11.480
drivers, Carnal, the net.
I' ve talked to a lot of
484
00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:15.160
people and most of them don'
t know if it' s happened to
485
00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:15.119
you that you take when you don' t leave your car. Most people
486
00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:21.160
know us there. So I'
ve always been a dick wey for a
487
00:29:21.319 --> 00:29:23.240
long time I' ve been taking
sub wey planes from multimedia five years ago.
488
00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:26.559
I remember every Thursday is fucking Thursday. We had to go to Mexico
489
00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:33.039
to the goalkeeper for the then international
Benito Juárez de Cajado wey and when I
490
00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:37.400
came back sometimes that taxi told me
what Carnal and nothing Chile earned. The
491
00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:40.599
owners of these companies if they have
to behave better wey they pay them easier.
492
00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:44.839
No, no, no, that
the shot and then you tell them
493
00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:48.720
things and dick and they' re
fucking days. So and you say no
494
00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:52.359
wey then wait for me, because
wey euro den a love same the chingas.
495
00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:55.319
If you mean there are very good
people, there are also very good
496
00:29:55.319 --> 00:29:56.960
people. But Chile is a jalen
where no, no, no, it
497
00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:59.440
won' t give you for the
day wey won' t give you like
498
00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:02.400
that for and c because it'
s a jale that will sue you all
499
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:06.640
the time. Then I think the
owners of these companies should not and besides,
500
00:30:06.680 --> 00:30:08.160
hey you go. If they let
you get married and go back for
501
00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:12.359
another spin and you can' t
grab' cause we' re going to
502
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:17.400
be executive, then go back to
the base and again grab someone else worth.
503
00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:22.480
The cocksucker Chetumal che racha. You
do have Chetumal airport sta chiquito so
504
00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:25.680
wey you go, that' s
just to leave you two tes weys to
505
00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:30.839
throw your bad dick, the dick
hears chi coming here that' s gonna
506
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:34.279
touch us and host him. It
goes to the dick, but touching furniture
507
00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:40.000
the empowerment notice that two weeks ago
the lady who is there in charge of
508
00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:44.319
security, worked as a cashier in
a chedra wey yes and suddenly there in
509
00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:48.839
the World osse, dropped the post
and now is in charge of logistic traffic.
510
00:30:48.559 --> 00:30:51.839
Bombs and drugs from the airport.
I mean, that tube to the
511
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:55.279
wedge, put the ore on it
and the first eate, that pinche trompo
512
00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:57.000
to the nail wey is like giving
it a nine millimeter. It' s
513
00:30:57.039 --> 00:31:02.039
a baby with to tonces, ladies, angry with life wey because imagine,
514
00:31:03.079 --> 00:31:04.839
you don' t know the beach. Meet pure spa. You come in
515
00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:07.880
to people who want to travel,
boogies are already screaming and everything, including
516
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:14.319
the ropes. Mom eggs, there' s a delivery, rta, sex
517
00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:15.960
love and you start to see amazing. The lady' s just been denied
518
00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:19.799
her size in tit blues wey and
she' s angry. Her husband is
519
00:31:19.799 --> 00:31:25.000
going to arrive in a late verse
for her wey and lost tigers she'
520
00:31:25.079 --> 00:31:27.559
s going to dick cock. So
that lady brings you eggs, brothers,
521
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:30.680
jealous eggs, and you' re
already fifteen minutes late to the airport.
522
00:31:32.839 --> 00:31:37.960
Then start this pinche war with Mrs
Monica wey Come on in again. That
523
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:42.200
' s Doña mon Step back and
you' ll fart to get rid of
524
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:45.920
me Pass it again and then you' ll show her the facue and the
525
00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:55.119
elephants' de facto official identification To
the dick you show the ine removes the
526
00:31:55.200 --> 00:32:02.240
covermouth is the bioleporin you call jaja
estila ya te and then you teach her.
527
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:06.480
Come on in, say love and
show her your cell phone. That
528
00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:08.680
' s where you say the boy. I want it physical. You don
529
00:32:08.759 --> 00:32:10.680
' t say I' m going
up in the sparkle. You say he
530
00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:15.279
' s an alcatel. Yeah,
this blow job' s gonna shine up
531
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:17.480
and explode. He' s got
the baby. So that' s the
532
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:22.319
way I saw it The vitamin wants
to, but the old prick thinks that
533
00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:24.240
you' re the son, so
he wants to beat you up there.
534
00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:30.400
Güey thinks she' s gonna fish
you with two kilos of methamphetamine and says
535
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:31.880
fucker. It' s not me
you' re looking for. I'
536
00:32:31.960 --> 00:32:35.480
ll make you a doughnut. You' re not going to buy your promotion
537
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:38.480
by hitting me wey wey I bring
two joints in the rectum and now haja
538
00:32:38.559 --> 00:32:45.079
can bubulubus. You tell me if
you want them to tell you how they
539
00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:51.000
take your water out there and by
the way they sell water, they take
540
00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:52.200
it away in case there' s
anything. No. I don' t
541
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:55.920
know what I mean by güey put
in the comments I' ve been touched
542
00:32:57.039 --> 00:32:59.240
by that or to win the business
that is true. So that' s
543
00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:00.359
the dump. I don' t
think he responds more to that. No,
544
00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:05.759
but security and market had. I
don' t know why I'
545
00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:09.240
m telling you, you can'
t run away with water, throw it
546
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:15.160
or liquid stuff over a hundred grand, and they sell stuff in there,
547
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:15.240
they don' t, and they
bring in, because in this process,
548
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:15.720
it' s when it' s
a cool, early flight. You know
549
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:20.640
what the mood is they all go
here bandit still don' t wake up
550
00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:23.319
that' s every eight o'
clock it' s okay, two or
551
00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:28.119
fuck off why you put this flight
David Wey yes, but there people,
552
00:33:28.319 --> 00:33:30.599
if it' s that you start
to pull stuff out and nothing else you
553
00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:36.920
see where it' s going,
tell him I did take off his hat
554
00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:37.160
and now I' m gonna get
or a madlock back. You' ll
555
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:42.599
see what they tell the lord.
Please, you know the laptop in the
556
00:33:42.640 --> 00:33:45.160
backpack and it shows no more by
the face, just like that, but
557
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:49.000
because it knows that when I open
the Wey backpack the three magazines are going
558
00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:52.400
to be seen, so it does
the most of a panoche. So in
559
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:54.000
the squint. So, well,
to be cool what it is that'
560
00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:59.559
s not gene collo wey On is
sucking hears, but also that you throw
561
00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:02.680
everything and I tell myself I like
it very well, because I get along
562
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:06.640
very well with good race but the
bato that is the television you do and
563
00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:10.280
then you pass the perhicle and you
pass it and we will already see it
564
00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:16.280
or return it and I time it
and I return it. I doña tere
565
00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:25.280
whose it is come here clearly if
moys DMX and what güey is this that
566
00:34:25.519 --> 00:34:34.679
nothing you throw me some airpods to
see now them or is okay. I
567
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:37.360
don' t mean if there isn' t, I swear there is.
568
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:39.800
I think it' s protocologo like
one of three to one shits the stick
569
00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:44.760
there' s three faces the palu, that is, but when you start
570
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:49.239
to see that constant acting wey you
realize that' s what wey is just
571
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:52.760
shitting the stick with parent. You' re unwitting nothing. If Chile is
572
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:57.320
already at this point, we all
know that it is an internal job.
573
00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:01.679
Wey but not in the United States, no, not all or in Chile.
574
00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:06.599
Chile is already up to movies,
ah wey to Chile no longer.
575
00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:08.000
He' s gonna fall like a
dick. I mean, the point is
576
00:35:08.039 --> 00:35:13.760
that that changed all the security protocols
wey from not going to remove randó Chile.
577
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:19.199
It' s an internal job that
blowjob Güey, hey, but before
578
00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:22.559
that, hey, because you'
ve already passed wey trasqui doesn' t
579
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:25.719
tell me that even well all wey
smokes to tes you can smoke wey oy
580
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:29.360
see her on blog hey passed the
beautiful kilas of mary wallen bastard. Ah
581
00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:31.840
well, by the way, but
it was what changed it before. It
582
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:36.440
was all him and right now in
America. Let' s be honest,
583
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:39.239
wey everyone, how you edit Güey, that' s when you see how
584
00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:43.320
much you do this fart. There
and you think he' s FBI wey
585
00:35:43.400 --> 00:35:45.199
and leave your carnal there to the
protocols. Well, Morly and I,
586
00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:51.719
because we' re wealthy, have
TSAP Check Global Dentry. You know things
587
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:55.760
about people, things about people.
Well, the point is that when you
588
00:35:55.880 --> 00:36:00.480
don' t have that ma you
take off your güey s güey shoes say
589
00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:04.559
they wanted to implement it in Mexico, the thing to remove when you güeys
590
00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:07.719
of brooms took it off in the
terminal. C That' s when they
591
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:13.960
said go back chitrant compadre, the
taming and wey were eternal. My band
592
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:16.760
went to Argentina and says this don' t go to the dick. No.
593
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:20.119
And fart is that here in Mexico, when they tell you to take
594
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:22.920
off your cenis. Always a güey
that brings a Dida to a ribook,
595
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:25.159
that is to say that it starts
to give chingue wey or that the sock
596
00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:28.159
wey is broken is not sustainable.
No, but I get a lot from
597
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:32.239
America. Wey the gringos make you
think you' re bringing something. Güey,
598
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:36.719
yeah, we' ll be here
soon. Yeah, wey that like
599
00:36:36.760 --> 00:36:39.719
wey and all you start Güey,
I can handle it. Everything' s
600
00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:44.760
already in the bathroom, so nothing
again. Wey alert gone and güey and
601
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:49.039
you say, but you imagine the
batos make you so intense that you think
602
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:51.199
you' ve got something left.
That' s where wey knows it'
603
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:54.280
s okay. You know, I' ve got one who smokes mota in
604
00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:57.440
the airports in the cities where it' s legal. Outside the airports there
605
00:36:57.519 --> 00:37:01.880
' s a green trash can I
just stopped you to deposit the excesses that
606
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:06.320
left you. Güeyes, they'
re all going to that. Then there,
607
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:08.119
you leave it there and you can
throw yourself a joint. Right there
608
00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:13.760
on the side then lately in Vegas
and in Los Angeles, for example,
609
00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:17.440
I' ve been going lately and
Chile is hot before I put you in
610
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:21.960
to document, stick together and it
doesn' t do anything to you,
611
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:23.360
you don' t get very legal
outside the airport, because it' s
612
00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:25.519
saying maybe I' m sucking.
I don' t know if they'
613
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:30.199
re big sarra, but if there' s the boat, there' s
614
00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:31.719
always, there' s always a
koreanillo lying down, a cigarette, a
615
00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:32.320
bad boron, you get off your
toes next door and it' s not
616
00:37:32.320 --> 00:37:37.400
the time anymore. He' s
going away, yeah, he' s
617
00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:37.599
waiting for you, or you gave
away this güey where he' s going
618
00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:42.719
to let go. Look. We' ve lived through this now that they
619
00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:45.079
' re the ones. How do
you say the halls, the lunghe lounge,
620
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:51.400
VIP rooms that are sometimes up to
your ass WEY if the p like
621
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:53.960
prohà ority peace güey is right,
ok they go a greeting, a good
622
00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:57.639
guy the vato that attends us here
in Monterrey, in the Desgas, if
623
00:37:57.679 --> 00:38:00.079
it is a vato that we always
arrive like this what the Adriano is going
624
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:02.679
on or when or they would be
like how my ban is like Llaga,
625
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:06.280
not being the egg. Don'
t overdo it. That güey is so
626
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:08.639
attentive. Once she was going with
my old lady on a trip and she
627
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:14.440
was my old lady wants me to
clean her up and she told her no
628
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:15.840
dick if he' s going to
go see you do the bath you know
629
00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:19.760
too and I want to send a
hug in the terminal carnalize in Russian live.
630
00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:22.440
There is a chavil called croo that
Hector, who has helped you to
631
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:25.039
my güey if man, I no
longer have or you chaparri. It'
632
00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:29.599
s a cell phone. It'
s the bitch mom that and several of
633
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:31.559
the net treating us if I saw
a cell phone, but I already lost
634
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:36.480
my cell phone to notice that until
you know one of these you say to,
635
00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:38.719
but notice, how the scale goes
And that didn' t know what
636
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:39.960
it was like to make classic,
I didn' t know it was to
637
00:38:39.960 --> 00:38:44.599
be classist. And another thing,
the levels in question. You see it
638
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:47.800
in Mexico City, in the Mexico
ice cream terminal. Of course because I
639
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:52.679
' ve already gone into it with
Adriana. Or when I saw you bring
640
00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:55.000
in a Lamérica, but it'
s a bigger one. You' re
641
00:38:55.000 --> 00:39:00.000
going bitch. So the plate,
the platinum, but there' s the
642
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:04.079
America river. That' s how
you can handle this Airomexico, and then
643
00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:08.039
there' s the Volaris. At
the platinum service, the coolest one is
644
00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:12.320
platinum credit, and that one that' s more here you climb up there
645
00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:15.400
on top of the plane. You
don' t go in there. The
646
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:19.719
fart is that it' s called
Centurion Launche the one at terminal b Che
647
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:22.119
and there, if you get there
in time until massage, you get me
648
00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:24.960
there I got or not. I
went with you. You remember we were
649
00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:28.880
yours We went in with you and
David and played a little fart challenge.
650
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:31.159
They massaged me in a room like
that. But you' re getting in
651
00:39:31.159 --> 00:39:35.159
on two is the six- hundred- ball driveway. Gives you the attention.
652
00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:37.599
It' s cool, but there' s no different levels. But
653
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:42.519
the human in the centurio in the
good thing is that the menu is like
654
00:39:42.639 --> 00:39:45.199
I don' t mean gourmet.
But if you get food that tells Chinga
655
00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:47.360
I fart and you ask for the
bill and it' s there, see
656
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:49.599
what it says. Zero, zero, zero, zero, that is,
657
00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:52.639
the waiter. He does that to
keep you from tipping him straight. Then
658
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:55.280
don' t do shit, because
it' s included. There' s
659
00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:59.920
no one who has an eXpres American
I think it' s shit to no
660
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:01.800
longer go and not make it clear. No. Yeah, he knows.
661
00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:05.280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he knows. But this fart I
662
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:07.639
would say, for example, to
me it does make me a good metaphor,
663
00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:15.199
a good metaphor Monterrey would be the
VIP waiting room of this airport called
664
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:20.559
the Mexican Republic. Yes, it' s true that you go elsewhere and
665
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:22.719
it' s not the same anymore. It' s not mammoth, but
666
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:27.239
Montret Airport is fine. Now that
I tell you the terminal. It'
667
00:40:27.320 --> 00:40:29.320
s a warehouse. It' s
a cellar, but not so much anymore.
668
00:40:29.480 --> 00:40:34.079
I' ve been growing it.
Vidairous is a brutal case of a
669
00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:37.320
Chile. You can analyze it,
and they overreacted how you know he owns
670
00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:45.079
a bus company. Yes, and
they decided to grow it into a low
671
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:47.840
- cost airline that today, with
the effectiveness of Güey, no, not
672
00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:52.119
every day no longer am I ambassador
of that blowjob. In fact I do
673
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:54.840
not send a greeting to the good
Irra, who is with whom many we
674
00:40:54.880 --> 00:41:00.679
maintain friendship, but to Chile Güey, as it has grown and all the
675
00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:02.679
direct flights that have wey sometimes you
want that ok I want to offer.
676
00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:06.400
I' m going Airroo Mexico.
So far go to Durango, there'
677
00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:07.239
s no direct, there' s
no tea to the dick. Güey no,
678
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.199
you don' t have to scale
the city and my life to Irubus
679
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:15.440
has a list of cities to which
good and you and tacocucho and so they
680
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:20.800
no longer take so long the irosome
ones are all as I have told you,
681
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:23.239
that it is Pleonasmo to say to
goomos ay wey we travel in is
682
00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:27.360
airline weys carnal, but they will
take it as to the lake brother,
683
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:30.960
that is WEY, for it is
for me it is a lake hears.
684
00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:35.079
With all respect I am but very
beautiful, very beautiful wey and to me
685
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:38.199
a beautiful one with the suits and
the bus tercitos to me it is the
686
00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:40.519
tennis ones that take me down.
The dick' s coming down. Bufa
687
00:41:40.599 --> 00:41:44.559
just, look at it and then
the tennis. So that' s like
688
00:41:44.679 --> 00:41:47.239
air force with the video brand.
I say so the cock yes, yes,
689
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:52.800
but yes the suit that gray with
the little site güey is that fashion
690
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.519
is the beautiful oy is wey in
fact, Airo, Mexico every year launches
691
00:41:55.599 --> 00:42:02.239
its as its lines. If it
looks like even pinch catwalk güey, something
692
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:07.960
that if the Applausus opened it looking
for the beautiful average is cute, that
693
00:42:08.079 --> 00:42:13.360
is, it' s cute you' re going to America. Heran has
694
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:19.199
been pulling on American Airlines for forty- five years. Che ma' am
695
00:42:19.320 --> 00:42:22.119
already in a pinch where a deprovisation. If you go to the dick,
696
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:29.039
you climb into a small Güey and
a Chacuandra Weycuandra Jenit sunting R They'
697
00:42:29.039 --> 00:42:32.440
re always old, and great people
who bathe and also big gentlemen who are
698
00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:36.639
stewardess and what the fuck is well
paid for. The net is as it
699
00:42:36.760 --> 00:42:40.360
is well, Verga do not withdraw
well are in a union chidas benefits,
700
00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:45.360
also in Mexico. I think being
supercharged, it' s not that steep.
701
00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:50.039
You have benefits you take a chingo, because the truth is that the
702
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:53.719
pilots is the same case as doctor
with nurses, pilot with nairomosa. There
703
00:42:53.880 --> 00:42:59.239
' s this puny perception that it' s like you protect them and take
704
00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:01.800
them from lotus. The lady if
she' s married to a pilot,
705
00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:05.719
she' s already taking the lotus. He took an orange salad. It
706
00:43:06.039 --> 00:43:07.679
' s okay, it' s
okay, it' s okay, it
707
00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:08.320
' s okay, it' s
okay, it' s okay, it
708
00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:09.280
' s okay, it' s
okay. Wey' s a reality.
709
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:15.079
That' s what' s missing
from her husband being pushed into Chile.
710
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:16.880
It' s one and the pilots
are gonna be pissed off. But it
711
00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:19.440
' s a rule. But they' re a good drink. In fact,
712
00:43:19.480 --> 00:43:22.400
almost most of them are divorced.
Yeah, because the type of chamba
713
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:27.679
and the net, because without posing
the nemborgiza see hears and you' ve
714
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:30.400
never been touched by those stewardesses that
a photo and then, uh, there
715
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:32.679
are tags and then they label you. If you get into his instagram all
716
00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:37.519
tattooed and well good and wey when
you touched a tattooed wey gafata until when
717
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:42.320
he offers you aguey that it was
güey if you apologize, I fill it
718
00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:45.800
with meco that is like you can
diet the pig no and what good it
719
00:43:45.800 --> 00:43:50.480
is and dick tattoos wey if it
has touched me I see in some shoes
720
00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:52.119
is that I label and chiriquis.
I' m not going to tell you
721
00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:55.599
what airline and then I get your
story looked at, gag, olif choir
722
00:43:55.719 --> 00:43:59.159
or dick wey likes a few little
camilitas. Mr Dame, your calera is
723
00:43:59.239 --> 00:44:06.320
good to see more of reading,
but from Chile until you approve of these.
724
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:10.400
I' ve gone, I'
ve gone up all the airport hierarchies
725
00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:15.920
and laneta when you start getting used
to you waiting on one of these blowjobs.
726
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:19.639
You don' t want to be
here next to the vandal Wey anymore,
727
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:22.119
because being next to the dry bonic
remember carnal that at airports people are
728
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:28.000
unemployed. Güey, you have nothing
else to do but wait for a fucking
729
00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:30.519
flight but if it' s already
delayed, the little assholes get creative.
730
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:37.199
And I' m in this fashion. Now I have only one chance six
731
00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:40.559
of the morning leaving Juárez, Wey
arrives a bato wave mole you are see
732
00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:45.360
Adriana, how you are adrian hear
me well, Rapidito brother, you Quito
733
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:47.519
your wine, no, you Quito
five. Sometimes the damn you Quito five
734
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:52.400
look compare the family business is this
and you start throwing the pick and you
735
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:57.599
wey you can have the fucking s
cure to buy. But on a flight
736
00:44:57.639 --> 00:45:00.079
to Juárez de iver Bus at five
forty- five tomorrow and it' s
737
00:45:00.119 --> 00:45:08.119
going to be a dick, because
it can be the fat bremer wey that
738
00:45:08.199 --> 00:45:10.199
you pretend wey what you think is
going to happen here We' re going
739
00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:13.360
to sign it. I hate my
life, brother, I already love myself.
740
00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:16.800
I hate my life here, fucking
the airlines, I hate the airports,
741
00:45:17.119 --> 00:45:20.960
I hate you wey saw my wife, my boss, I don'
742
00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:24.960
t love me wey you come to
me to propose a blowjob wey of hot
743
00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:30.199
wey carts for weddings wey go fuck
yourself, go to the dick wey seriously
744
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:34.159
and that vapa all WEY and then
wey wey is also going to be coming
745
00:45:34.239 --> 00:45:42.280
back from Mazatlan sports fishing. Wey
dawned and they think well funny wey who
746
00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:50.639
is I pinched Alende' s truck
all pure. You know, you know,
747
00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
748
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
749
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
750
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
751
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
752
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
753
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
754
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
755
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
756
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
757
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
758
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
759
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
760
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
761
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
762
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, like, you know,
763
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
764
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
765
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
766
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
767
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
768
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
769
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
770
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
771
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
772
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
773
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
774
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
775
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
776
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
777
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
778
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
779
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
780
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:54.679
you know, you know, you
know, you You' re already rita
781
00:45:54.679 --> 00:45:58.360
ques wey you' re already at
an airport and you' re done with
782
00:45:58.400 --> 00:46:01.119
the bad news, you' re
done with your dog fence going up to
783
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:06.519
the fucking plane and streets in the
five güey because the net sends you the
784
00:46:06.519 --> 00:46:08.480
heva if it' s worth it, thank you, I compared it,
785
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:09.039
but I bring or bring flow not
the band that arrives. I know it
786
00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:13.280
bothers you, I' d say. But a little photo that as if
787
00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:16.880
you already know what it was to
me always remembered that I was at the
788
00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:21.119
airport and feels a mud bath of
mine the photo. I do compare and
789
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:30.599
I put on the audifers or I
already have it I what happened, what
790
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:39.519
happened, wait to have what ball
and I say it when with the iris
791
00:46:42.119 --> 00:46:45.960
poncho Orante well, we have that
we can not give those examples, because
792
00:46:46.039 --> 00:46:50.920
those who see us are because the
net have not lived this Güey, this
793
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:55.800
what happens to the important people.
Gentlemen, it' s not a complaints
794
00:46:55.800 --> 00:47:00.920
podcast, but yes, of course
it is, yes. Ta rapso for
795
00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:05.119
us to do that was done ten
years ago. It' s so mother
796
00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:07.480
- in- law that you'
re getting up the airport. I'
797
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:12.360
ve done it. He' s
coming to the airport, but he'
798
00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.159
s already recording it, the wing
recording what the little window is. We
799
00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:17.960
went through that all to me what
shits me if it' s right now,
800
00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:21.159
all of a sudden what they would
do. You come a little upset
801
00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:23.599
and you already want to get up
to bed flight at six in the morning
802
00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:29.559
and the old woman who stops the
traffic of the walking ones, because you
803
00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:35.559
want to take a photo going up
the stairs and you make that it is
804
00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:38.239
already of ually the dick. If
Güey wants to portray we or they'
805
00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:42.599
re making the tik tok from which
they leave and that' s where it
806
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:49.320
starts, not like recording the wing
or that memorable trips start in a I
807
00:47:50.199 --> 00:47:52.000
don' t know and the cock, that' s always with a rose,
808
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:54.679
it' s a little muse of
those that you get tiktok. It
809
00:47:54.800 --> 00:47:59.599
' s first the passports, if
the passports and they don' t know
810
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:05.760
if you don' t see the
feelings of the contributions and then the suitcase
811
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:09.239
and way look they' re really
pita. It wasn' t necessary.
812
00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:14.519
It wasn' t necessary. No. I was waiting, waiting, I
813
00:48:14.599 --> 00:48:20.199
was waiting for this bull and I
was waiting for Madagascar. If I minimum,
814
00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:23.400
yes, it' s not c
that' s more realistic. Wey
815
00:48:23.840 --> 00:48:28.679
I mean, I' m not
going to walk, because uniting and it
816
00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:30.800
' s the moon weon not.
But there is for everything, for everyone,
817
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:32.199
for everyone. But if you see
it, if you make these shits
818
00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:37.679
that we' re compared to,
yes, we' re the heads that
819
00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:38.159
sometimes you don' t value the
weight that I' m being raised.
820
00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:44.320
For us we are great and we
are or anyone else. There' s
821
00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:53.880
an exact video. Lira in the
malbar ue chetumal Hey there is a video
822
00:48:54.000 --> 00:48:57.679
that is very raw, but he
is right, that there is a chubby
823
00:48:57.719 --> 00:49:01.079
smoothie on the plane, in the
beautiful brother wing and the girl can sit
824
00:49:01.639 --> 00:49:07.840
my daughter to watch the carcterizar the
plane and says the vato. I could
825
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:09.760
give him the seat and he says
but I better teach him. I said
826
00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:13.440
no in life, not everything'
s gonna be your daughter' s color.
827
00:49:13.519 --> 00:49:15.199
He has to learn that I don' t know if he' s
828
00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:16.360
gonna get away with it all the
time. If then it has touched me
829
00:49:16.400 --> 00:49:20.000
that I go I play in life
or with you and then suddenly you hear
830
00:49:20.719 --> 00:49:24.920
I can be that my mom will
give me you, you can give me
831
00:49:25.000 --> 00:49:29.599
both seats so that I go with
my uncle. I man said yes,
832
00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:32.559
it can be channeled, but imagine
that you, when you' re on
833
00:49:32.639 --> 00:49:37.119
the page and you saw the bus
instead of putting your mom here, you
834
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:38.159
güey bought three to hundreds points or
you bully her like that. Yeah,
835
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:42.400
but I wanted to sleep a little
later, later, and you left the
836
00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:45.840
dick. Torate your moms a wonderful
position in which you can masturbate us both.
837
00:49:45.599 --> 00:49:50.320
And not, but at the same
time Amá farts already. No rhymes,
838
00:49:50.679 --> 00:49:52.119
don' t worry. He'
s got Parkinson' s. I
839
00:49:52.199 --> 00:49:55.800
' ll help you. People make
it true that if you put it on
840
00:49:55.920 --> 00:49:59.719
you don' t put anything else
but sometimes those who put us in a
841
00:49:59.800 --> 00:50:04.000
seat suddenly I gave you are the
first ones who are yelling at you and
842
00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:05.639
spitting at the counter because they tell
you, sir the flight came over.
843
00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:08.639
Yeah, andili ass, not to
compare. I mean, they' re
844
00:50:08.760 --> 00:50:12.480
lessons and they' re the güeys
who scream the most and they' re
845
00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:15.719
yelling at themselves. They' re
live chinitas. I' m going to
846
00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:19.400
New York, well, no shifts. You know, they' re not
847
00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:22.039
the same anymore. They' re
orain this, but she' s not
848
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:24.360
a bastard. Güey, that'
s about you changing your seats. I
849
00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:28.559
say yes I have changed them from
seeing the cymbals tell me mole there is
850
00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:31.559
one seat from the front, because
I know there are cases where to scream
851
00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:35.039
and complain if it has led to
people getting on a plane, yes,
852
00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:43.400
but I would see them as anecdotal
evidence, to which I am not normally
853
00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:46.320
not going to fix anything. Güey
is a vato who studied hotel and tourism,
854
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:51.159
the one in front of you who
hates his life, hates his work
855
00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:55.639
and hates you yes and he is
in the background but full of joy that
856
00:50:55.679 --> 00:50:59.280
you are not getting on the Güey
plane and you are not realizing that the
857
00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:01.960
more you yell at him and insult
him, the more he is inside being
858
00:51:02.079 --> 00:51:07.159
soupare you are not going to get
up and even tell you, sir you
859
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:10.280
do not leave. No. So
where the corners of g ay wey those
860
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:14.440
scenes I' ve seen them,
brother wey no more you' re enjoying
861
00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:15.920
yourself. So son Güey, I
don' t want a bar I want
862
00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:20.360
to keep watching this. I want
to see this novel or an answer you
863
00:51:20.400 --> 00:51:22.800
bastard and start like that you know
all the chilangos wey that has a specialty
864
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:29.519
in here comes this Güey to see
as if you chiche the card American Rewords
865
00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:31.280
bastard and says that clear because you
get that right, gentlemen, that doesn
866
00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:35.360
' t apply. Or when they
buy it and tell him, explain to
867
00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:37.599
him and no. No, yes, no, no, no, no,
868
00:51:38.079 --> 00:51:39.280
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
869
00:51:43.280 --> 00:51:45.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
870
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:50.280
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
871
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:53.639
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
872
00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:53.639
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
873
00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:53.639
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
874
00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:54.400
no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
875
00:51:54.719 --> 00:51:58.880
I' m not going to convince
him and it' s that you don
876
00:51:58.880 --> 00:52:00.679
' t, but you don'
t overdo it and when you start his
877
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:02.559
and the tone you realize how good
in that one that I already screwed up.
878
00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:07.480
I tell you one thing, gentlemen, and it fits and adriar don
879
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:13.360
' t go up tone don'
t shout no more rola, it can
880
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:15.840
' t be fixed And sometimes he
even likes you, wey and if he
881
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:17.239
likes you, maybe they can shake
hands with you. But I, as
882
00:52:17.320 --> 00:52:21.719
Adrian says, have not seen a
bastard screaming. Sir, we' re
883
00:52:21.719 --> 00:52:24.119
going to see the door and return
your hearing aids. His tablet tone and
884
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:29.559
leave your carnal in the waiting rooms. Wey if a plane has already delayed
885
00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:34.199
the halls, it automatically becomes Venezuela. If I hide that fart, if
886
00:52:34.239 --> 00:52:37.440
the dick, people start from going
to the hotel and give me a lonchibon
887
00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:40.440
and some abritas. Wey was two
hours late, yeah, and you were
888
00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:43.559
pissed off You got a cold wey
in there for a while It was in
889
00:52:43.559 --> 00:52:45.679
the corner. Wey if you'
re taking the dick, ge you see
890
00:52:45.719 --> 00:52:47.880
them all formed wey uy this isn' t the biggest. I' m
891
00:52:47.880 --> 00:52:51.039
not alone as an American. It' s just that they' re playing
892
00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:53.639
with us. Lucas with the consumer
and the dick and Güey the bato that
893
00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:57.079
is listening to you doesn' t
even know what it means. Lucran Yes,
894
00:52:57.480 --> 00:52:58.039
No, No, No, No, No, No, No.
895
00:52:58.719 --> 00:53:02.599
You' re wrong, you'
re wey and then you start too because
896
00:53:02.719 --> 00:53:07.000
the band gets upset mole thinks that
paying for a pass v i p Güey
897
00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:09.400
is to enter a room of p
we a, to enter a world well,
898
00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:12.559
no, no, it' s
not his dress. First of all,
899
00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:15.800
yes, Güey fucked up. The
band is that outraged Güey because they
900
00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:20.639
come via and floor pass and are
outraged because before they go through a paralytic
901
00:53:20.679 --> 00:53:23.239
shame Güey and you say what the
fuck Güey. I expect he sees you
902
00:53:23.320 --> 00:53:28.400
for that I do walk say,
gentlemen, they are madromosos these people tell
903
00:53:29.320 --> 00:53:34.840
him the gargas hajaja already come the
down come like plesias to the green and
904
00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:38.320
then this blowjob Wey starts from I
don' t know if you have seen.
905
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:45.320
We' re going to keep in
line and the sharpening of blowjobs wey
906
00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:51.559
practice rows güey in Mexico could work
much easier, so that the indigenous gua,
907
00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:55.440
native peoples, that is to say
this cock lava people who earn eight
908
00:53:55.480 --> 00:54:02.840
thousand pesos down on this side hello
no assholes here climb all the dick no
909
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:07.760
longer climb made cock like or seen
the gringos planes as it is less low
910
00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:13.519
maja mounts, but what are those
of the luke dance. No. No,
911
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:15.800
no, no, it' s
just that you don' t have
912
00:54:15.800 --> 00:54:17.199
me that much under the habit.
No, if there' s one,
913
00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:22.679
if there' s, if there' s blue, inter yellow, inter
914
00:54:22.840 --> 00:54:27.880
ah you suck you, if we
were wey we ow wey if WEY if
915
00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.920
you put the ticket there and I
think it' s how you get wey
916
00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:36.800
if it' s low cost,
so you' re going as I'
917
00:54:36.840 --> 00:54:40.599
m going to get no more that
mom, the most bastard reaneiro wey yeah,
918
00:54:42.199 --> 00:54:43.519
well, yeah, yeah, güey
that is, and they were going
919
00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:46.039
to sell the tickets standing. It' s just that the business model of
920
00:54:46.119 --> 00:54:50.519
an airline wey is in the little
dicks that' s getting you into it.
921
00:54:50.840 --> 00:54:53.119
Since you bought the ticket. You
want this? You want to be
922
00:54:53.119 --> 00:54:57.960
this? You want this and then, since you get there, you want
923
00:54:58.079 --> 00:55:00.679
this to be documented and that'
s where it starts and where low-
924
00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:07.079
cost ironies pretend not to pay so
much by telling you wey, so sacrifice
925
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:10.599
the luggage, for example, sacrifice
the stuff because I' m not going
926
00:55:10.639 --> 00:55:14.320
to feed you wey sacrifices the one
that might be the comfort. That,
927
00:55:14.519 --> 00:55:16.719
then, for the sake of flying
you cost half the clear wey, but
928
00:55:16.719 --> 00:55:21.320
well, I say that on flights, on short flights, if you can
929
00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:24.599
sacrifice it, but long mills.
No güey. That' s where wey
930
00:55:24.679 --> 00:55:30.119
games come in You say your pinche
lives so it' s low- cost
931
00:55:30.920 --> 00:55:32.760
from here to Turkey. Go to
the dick and no legs and no ass
932
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:36.599
wey wey you don' t have
to have. But, they' re
933
00:55:36.639 --> 00:55:39.320
going to do what wey does if
he has that ability to sleep in very
934
00:55:39.400 --> 00:55:45.800
small spaces, gey if you see
yourself right now, no, no,
935
00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:49.400
not exactly that they sell food sometimes
you say, because I prefer no more
936
00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:53.440
than that. Yeah, some doritos, a teat and a wey pinche crosan
937
00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:58.639
four hundred and eighty bols wait.
WEY so since you chat pinchecos and only
938
00:55:58.679 --> 00:56:01.639
in card the dick and wey and
I go because if you pull the finished
939
00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:06.880
one and always and here in montrea, sometimes in the horn you see angry
940
00:56:07.199 --> 00:56:09.480
the truth and yes exactly in an
airplane that do not fear they bring you
941
00:56:09.480 --> 00:56:10.559
another one, they bring you another. Always pull it up to the pilot
942
00:56:10.639 --> 00:56:14.440
to transfer it to the pilot.
You tell yourself, you can transforte it.
943
00:56:14.480 --> 00:56:15.679
We' re going to get into
a subject that you transfer to the
944
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:16.800
pilot that the pilot hasn' t
touched you, too. Those who want
945
00:56:16.880 --> 00:56:20.639
to slice it a yes, güey
look to see or that there is good.
946
00:56:20.639 --> 00:56:22.480
I like it, no yes,
I like it, I like it,
947
00:56:22.719 --> 00:56:27.039
it' s fucking good afternoon,
vadita, it' s good for
948
00:56:27.079 --> 00:56:30.559
them to stick, it starts to
the last name say if the dick we
949
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:38.000
go yes, directly from here Monterrey, the angels, but the angels there
950
00:56:38.000 --> 00:56:38.880
with asses open the flowers or they
can' t open the hatch. I
951
00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:43.119
' m already going to lower the
truth would be, but the vato always
952
00:56:43.840 --> 00:56:47.119
tells you, there' s always
this pilot and good and the tigers who
953
00:56:47.480 --> 00:56:52.079
lost yesterday true, but well,
let' s go to the curs who
954
00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:52.760
are laughing, don' t stress
out. We' re going to be
955
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:55.840
traveling thirty- five thousand feet high, as well as dicks. I care
956
00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:59.280
about the feet and the pure compadres
and this shit that falls down and I
957
00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:01.440
shit everything we' re gonna leave
the bitch with that information, not without
958
00:57:01.440 --> 00:57:06.440
it. I' m going to
fuck up compare can be these pilots who
959
00:57:06.519 --> 00:57:08.840
suddenly say you' re going to
dive in with pers and if we'
960
00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:12.840
re going to be traveling and they
throw you all the mellic prick and then
961
00:57:12.920 --> 00:57:19.840
you say since well you' re
going to fall ho cico and dick Ponthor
962
00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:23.800
Trulling vir buls sur vinoas no and
I pushed it breast wey that is what
963
00:57:23.800 --> 00:57:27.519
dick wey we go to Morelia.
Güey not the gringos, the gringos pilots,
964
00:57:27.920 --> 00:57:35.159
but Jones already, Roger Cabron and
you say that güey was in Vietnam.
965
00:57:36.400 --> 00:57:43.480
That drive killed several Vietnamese. Ri
L whipped all this pepper spray into
966
00:57:43.559 --> 00:58:04.320
a Roger we Wild Robots plant or
later or bot and Wong my Holy Ors
967
00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:21.280
or not. Per Ton Bueno t
Tryse Browns or or I don' t.
968
00:58:21.639 --> 00:58:28.880
Michael Jackson' s w we hear
that you' ve been touched by
969
00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:36.480
the surcharges of my ban that when
they speak my no more wants to finish
970
00:58:36.960 --> 00:58:42.000
the good we Fan Star And the
truth is that they finish this cra mass
971
00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:44.280
is that I say we' re
going to do it, but there are
972
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:49.760
some that if they skip the groin
and that we' re going to go
973
00:58:52.840 --> 00:59:02.679
to people the girl of the lop
watch ch n s or not alone we
974
00:59:02.679 --> 00:59:05.519
travel to watch band is playing.
We' re comedy. First we want
975
00:59:05.599 --> 00:59:08.079
a piggyback for people who work at
airports. Everyone, if they don'
976
00:59:08.079 --> 00:59:10.440
t want each other, we have
to love them. We always go with
977
00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:15.039
them. Hey there' s the
name of the saying that the shoe,
978
00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:25.920
the grigo is worth dick to speak
in Spanish wey i or the sparks are
979
00:59:30.440 --> 00:59:35.800
that it was choice. Hey,
it' s not your turn when you
980
00:59:35.840 --> 00:59:39.480
get on the heroines, you climb
up and you stop people and they'
981
00:59:39.519 --> 00:59:42.960
re the first ones already sitting down. And if I do well, as
982
00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:47.119
they said in a tik tok,
that going in first class is to have
983
00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:52.199
an east what is called a walk
of poor people, which is what they
984
00:59:52.320 --> 00:59:55.360
gave you. If you' re
watching people pass, but one who has
985
00:59:55.480 --> 01:00:00.079
to go back, not in first
class, change your wey primes. The
986
01:00:00.199 --> 01:00:04.599
class is like this, it'
s there meadow if you keep it in
987
01:00:04.599 --> 01:00:07.599
Airo, Mexico, if it'
s from the HUEY because the cock in
988
01:00:07.719 --> 01:00:12.400
Mexico, on early flights MX you' ll always see in first class weys
989
01:00:12.400 --> 01:00:15.480
that appear Spanish, for that is
gachupines here of these güeys, with colored
990
01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:19.719
eyes senators so whenever they come with
their old here and their old one has
991
01:00:19.800 --> 01:00:24.000
legin sallo and dick and suddenly they' re reading the pinche, the universal,
992
01:00:24.480 --> 01:00:27.679
the financial wey and we see how
they lowered lenses to see you.
993
01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:30.760
So if you' re this disgusting
girl, like Güey, you' re
994
01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:34.480
the one who' s already walking
cock children, we' re going on
995
01:00:34.559 --> 01:00:37.039
the same plane or Güey' s
dying, we' re both dead.
996
01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:40.360
We' re the same carnal shit
and leg- crossing, if not more
997
01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:46.559
than they stop reading wey like that
and make him so that Güey charros then
998
01:00:46.639 --> 01:00:51.079
turns his cup. He played orange, they give you and it fits you
999
01:00:51.119 --> 01:00:53.880
well and so on, ma'
am, already, if the lady who
1000
01:00:53.920 --> 01:00:58.119
doesn' t walk comes in,
they always come with a güerillo boy like
1001
01:00:58.239 --> 01:01:00.199
that from a child, so he' s güerlla hair and even the child
1002
01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:05.079
tells him, Dad, who they
are, what they are, they,
1003
01:01:06.079 --> 01:01:08.320
they go back, why their skin
is like that, Dad, because he
1004
01:01:08.320 --> 01:01:12.880
brings yes, stop down. Mr
Hey leave tuey until you travel in first
1005
01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:16.679
class, on long flights is that
you understand why the visc then I know
1006
01:01:16.800 --> 01:01:22.480
why in a post carnal plane you, because when it' s first class,
1007
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:24.239
long flight, which is a rim
lineer of those Aeromexico, of those
1008
01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:30.440
grotesque booing blowjobs Yes, boyne Wayao
you don' t feel in the you
1009
01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:34.400
feel to Argentina. It' s
just that I, on the way from
1010
01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:37.159
Argentina, was normal in class.
He' s already on the line.
1011
01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:39.960
It' s an eight- and- a- half hours when they'
1012
01:01:39.960 --> 01:01:43.000
re starting to get upset. But
you' re getting off, when you
1013
01:01:43.039 --> 01:01:45.800
' re about to send the dick. But on the way back I told
1014
01:01:45.880 --> 01:01:51.719
the good David and told him hey
check if there' s a first class
1015
01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:53.239
there on the return and let'
s see how much it costs. And
1016
01:01:53.360 --> 01:01:57.800
let' s see today it doesn' t contain. And then suddenly a
1017
01:01:57.840 --> 01:02:01.079
price passed me that I said not
clear güey, totally I think and I
1018
01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:05.599
paid it and that already I had
gone down in that blowjob that because you
1019
01:02:05.880 --> 01:02:08.840
lay down completely and went to bed, you lay down completely and then gives
1020
01:02:08.840 --> 01:02:13.440
you a frizz, a pillow and
then you' re stopping an old prick
1021
01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:15.320
from Argentina. Wey who brings thong
and cock, because you already understand why
1022
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:22.199
the Luis Crespo said softly you see
it is that you relax, is that
1023
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:24.679
carnal, because the other is the
iPad And then you tell her you can
1024
01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:28.639
grab her from allue the eggs if
you are under the sheet And well she
1025
01:02:28.840 --> 01:02:32.280
has the hardy queen in suicide squadron
and a calambrito. And then the pressure
1026
01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:36.199
doesn' t know and you say
your pinche, Luis Cree, well,
1027
01:02:36.199 --> 01:02:37.000
unfortunate. I' d have pulled
it, too. I pulled it,
1028
01:02:37.360 --> 01:02:39.440
too. I think Luis c wife
of the jal in first class. I
1029
01:02:39.760 --> 01:02:43.440
don' t think I' m
stuck in a flight of those Guadalajara,
1030
01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:45.599
six o' clock, yes,
not next to a man like that.
1031
01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:50.679
So how cool are you to wey
there are some smells that you say with
1032
01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:53.920
whom I see wey to my very
juarito, it' s like to rare
1033
01:02:54.039 --> 01:02:58.159
with whom your ropes wey that the
cat was had in the boat no mames.
1034
01:02:58.199 --> 01:03:00.800
I got a bato and just as
I' ve been touched by people
1035
01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:04.440
who if you' re a very
talkative wey I do, I got an
1036
01:03:04.480 --> 01:03:07.159
experience in this last one of the
Angels that takes about three and a half
1037
01:03:07.159 --> 01:03:10.039
hours. I am in place three, to the lady in three B and
1038
01:03:10.159 --> 01:03:14.800
her son, Chiquito in three of
him, who follows, because the lady
1039
01:03:14.880 --> 01:03:17.920
in the middle and at first I
thought the child was badly created compa and
1040
01:03:19.039 --> 01:03:22.360
that is why it was very annoying. I used to hit the pinche seat
1041
01:03:22.440 --> 01:03:25.280
and then, because it vibrated Me
too, it wouldn' t let me
1042
01:03:25.400 --> 01:03:29.599
read or sleep anything we neither.
And then I realized that the kid,
1043
01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:31.719
the kid had a problem of exact, a problem of communication, of speaking
1044
01:03:32.519 --> 01:03:39.400
wey of language. And I got
so empathized with Mrs Carnal, and I
1045
01:03:39.440 --> 01:03:42.679
didn' t get into it until
the end. When I saw him give
1046
01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:45.320
him drops of CBD. That'
s when I confirmed that you and he
1047
01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:47.519
calmed down, died and said I
was diagnosed. He tells me yes,
1048
01:03:47.719 --> 01:03:51.400
yes, yes. In fact,
they were coming to Monterrey for stem cell
1049
01:03:51.480 --> 01:03:54.920
treatment. More than the nose came
with an anxiety attack. Carnalta cualero three
1050
01:03:55.000 --> 01:04:00.800
and a half hours with the ears
covered the boy Güey hitting the feeling from
1051
01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:04.159
front wey until Mr Adelante also behaved
very well that never nor I said anything.
1052
01:04:04.239 --> 01:04:08.079
Wey, that' s the net. Of course and until the lady
1053
01:04:08.119 --> 01:04:11.119
already talked to me wey well,
poor thing. If the net on the
1054
01:04:11.199 --> 01:04:15.000
flights, always happens carnal that you' re already about to take off and
1055
01:04:15.079 --> 01:04:18.079
you' re going to leave like
that, you taste and more takes you
1056
01:04:18.199 --> 01:04:21.239
a notita wey and a tuttype that
hello. My name is Leonardito. I
1057
01:04:21.320 --> 01:04:24.679
' m sorry for two years,
and during the flight I can' t
1058
01:04:24.679 --> 01:04:28.159
shut up. And then one says
why if you wrote that message, Leonardito,
1059
01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:30.679
you can' t just keep it
an egg, you gas the intelligence
1060
01:04:30.880 --> 01:04:34.119
to write in zonal twelve wey such, but you can' t, but
1061
01:04:34.360 --> 01:04:36.599
you can' t fall off something
like that with the flight. I don
1062
01:04:36.599 --> 01:04:38.880
' t understand. I don'
t understand that. I didn' t
1063
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:43.079
happen to you that you' re
going to work. You sit 13 to
1064
01:04:43.920 --> 01:04:49.280
the middle is salary and where you' re sitting on three o' clock
1065
01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:51.840
the fat guy didn' t see
the bar it was time for the divorce.
1066
01:04:51.840 --> 01:04:59.960
Going to Culiacán' s daughter,
twenty- three years a wey wey
1067
01:05:00.400 --> 01:05:02.360
ass and the old one like that, you lose that fast wey like that
1068
01:05:02.440 --> 01:05:10.599
and you feel uncomfortable feeling, she
ah good night and wolf good night and
1069
01:05:10.639 --> 01:05:13.519
gone, but that' s almost
if she got out. I don'
1070
01:05:14.320 --> 01:05:17.400
t know the pinch boralote like that
and the poop like that so you keep
1071
01:05:17.480 --> 01:05:23.480
quiet and all of a sudden no
more and push the light wave or the
1072
01:05:23.559 --> 01:05:25.480
dicks and then you see the little
feet well arranged. Wey like that with
1073
01:05:25.559 --> 01:05:30.679
a white line in his face and
you turn to give your feet and say
1074
01:05:30.679 --> 01:05:33.079
you chinga. I want to change
the old lady. All of a sudden
1075
01:05:33.159 --> 01:05:38.960
he took out an iPad and no
more gets to the güeyes and wey ah
1076
01:05:39.000 --> 01:05:45.199
well, you got something the mock, put on a tasting, red,
1077
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:48.280
hahaha, you already took or then
love, so you fall and celebrate it.
1078
01:05:49.199 --> 01:05:55.920
Ah oh, he' s a
bastard and you, and then you
1079
01:05:55.960 --> 01:06:00.559
drop by looking at the beautiful one
and they cross and you drop it say
1080
01:06:00.599 --> 01:06:04.360
so, well, don' t
booze too and the sales that you don
1081
01:06:04.440 --> 01:06:08.599
' t do to me like that
you ask, you open up some little
1082
01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:09.639
ranchers and you just see the long
nails. So crilyco with the teat,
1083
01:06:09.960 --> 01:06:15.559
cheers cheña more and coughs the day
already you' re playing a part of
1084
01:06:15.639 --> 01:06:19.320
that so and suddenly and you,
what' s your name and you,
1085
01:06:19.519 --> 01:06:28.679
ah chifle that blowjob wey I hear
that, I hear no güey, no
1086
01:06:28.760 --> 01:06:35.880
güey what about that, but I
can put there that ma but chifamo what
1087
01:06:36.400 --> 01:06:44.159
oviado, güey no, they don' t put your hearing aids and chase
1088
01:06:44.519 --> 01:06:48.679
to pass you stop pricking ass so
you, if you can come up there
1089
01:06:48.719 --> 01:06:53.239
a joke from Panama, right,
I' m going to put there some
1090
01:06:53.280 --> 01:06:59.039
wey divorced eggs pinches and all the
fish to marry the eggs there wey and
1091
01:06:59.039 --> 01:07:02.480
hear there you go to clear cry, so let the plane not or unless
1092
01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:04.760
you get well not those couples wey. I' m my poor relic and
1093
01:07:04.800 --> 01:07:08.880
like those weyes bastards who always wave
wey you go for the vegas. No,
1094
01:07:09.079 --> 01:07:12.800
güey oh, not me we we
wey want to see that dicks where
1095
01:07:12.840 --> 01:07:15.760
the world takes me. Pongo güey
jo is vorbando for and it gives the
1096
01:07:15.840 --> 01:07:19.280
munch is fine, no, I' m not going to record one is
1097
01:07:19.280 --> 01:07:26.360
that I make a neither fans oh, no, not this bitch or that
1098
01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:30.039
' s the hunch really good is
that it happens brother, that there is
1099
01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:31.719
a attention, because I think it
happens to everyone. I don' t
1100
01:07:31.800 --> 01:07:36.239
know if it' s a two- hour flight and all of a sudden
1101
01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:39.199
you' re on breads because you
travel for comfortable and you feel like an
1102
01:07:39.199 --> 01:07:42.960
ass. So wey already hand in
hand no more to calm her down wey
1103
01:07:43.079 --> 01:07:46.320
because you know yes, changed bad
are well drooled. All this but the
1104
01:07:47.320 --> 01:07:50.920
dick that if there' s something
you say I have to do, that
1105
01:07:50.960 --> 01:07:55.039
is, that boy to do something
to make me notice and you say no
1106
01:07:55.159 --> 01:07:58.400
more let her pass, let her
walk with a good morra in a port
1107
01:07:58.599 --> 01:08:00.239
and then he didn' t see
it. I' m going to get
1108
01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:03.440
off, we' re already missing
ten thousand piras and not much to go
1109
01:08:03.559 --> 01:08:10.559
down the free one and the most
tells you look are the photos of my
1110
01:08:10.559 --> 01:08:12.199
only fans that happened. Not all
right, all right, obviously, all
1111
01:08:12.239 --> 01:08:16.720
the way away from the truth,
for example, yes, and then you
1112
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:20.000
get off wey and then, that' s when the devil Güey is like
1113
01:08:20.119 --> 01:08:23.279
that, but don' t peel
my dick. The devil comes, you
1114
01:08:23.359 --> 01:08:29.359
ask for a taxi grabs his life
towards the handle and the daughter the two
1115
01:08:29.640 --> 01:08:32.760
with house sea Weyr Güey and then
you get to the hotel and it'
1116
01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:38.520
s coming to the bi hotel that
your wey and I said to the dick
1117
01:08:38.600 --> 01:08:41.319
no and then already tells you no, because you brought her we yes exactly
1118
01:08:43.640 --> 01:08:46.119
that is, you already wait for
her to his room and the life and
1119
01:08:46.199 --> 01:08:51.439
the old woman is in your old
one tells you you like pretending you don
1120
01:08:51.600 --> 01:08:56.199
' t know us the not any
of that and good for the turbulence that
1121
01:08:56.199 --> 01:08:56.720
I' ve always said, the
joke gives me a lot. Yeah,
1122
01:08:58.479 --> 01:09:02.560
I' m gonna shave furniture for
you, but it' s very much
1123
01:09:02.760 --> 01:09:06.039
a debate, I' m telling
you, I haven' t done it,
1124
01:09:06.279 --> 01:09:10.479
wey, but you realize when a
killer brings an ass that' s
1125
01:09:10.479 --> 01:09:13.640
gonna take it back to r wey
and it' s not him, I
1126
01:09:13.720 --> 01:09:15.439
mean, but they' re not
in the same seat, it' s
1127
01:09:15.439 --> 01:09:16.039
not in that you see, Mr
Huerotes of those pinks. So it looks
1128
01:09:16.079 --> 01:09:21.039
like when pistes get all red mud
and the old lady goes always waddy him
1129
01:09:21.159 --> 01:09:26.319
here so that you go grab us
so hands here or the mock goes in
1130
01:09:26.399 --> 01:09:29.359
front of him. That' s
typical. They never go together, Güey,
1131
01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:31.119
never go together or go in the
same seat. But the medium goes
1132
01:09:31.920 --> 01:09:36.520
this some comrade of a comrade who
carry him and there he goes. And
1133
01:09:36.640 --> 01:09:41.960
I do, Güey this one and
hug the asshole, hug it all the
1134
01:09:42.520 --> 01:09:45.039
rooms and either you go. So
I say you go, no, the
1135
01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:46.520
bat goes like this, of course, you go and go to the lord
1136
01:09:46.600 --> 01:09:51.319
and you go to the old pinche
with mayas de halo wey Lilo weys and
1137
01:09:51.359 --> 01:09:56.439
alegin' s leggings leggins and you
say and the wey and they get off
1138
01:09:56.479 --> 01:09:59.199
and when you see it, suddenly
the bato goes up the hataxi and the
1139
01:09:59.239 --> 01:10:02.039
old one goes up Echo mother of
the bass, no longer man, because
1140
01:10:02.119 --> 01:10:05.720
if you observe it well, dog
dick, I all give myself tota if
1141
01:10:06.479 --> 01:10:09.640
it was dick wey that it is
time to catch. The turbulences, brothers
1142
01:10:09.720 --> 01:10:14.159
and sisters are terrible that you remember
that the joke of the deaf wey who
1143
01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:17.640
yawned the stewardess, the joke and
the sobor ah s to kill wey not
1144
01:10:17.640 --> 01:10:20.319
the turbulences. But there' s
always someone who sleeps in the turbulence,
1145
01:10:20.399 --> 01:10:26.560
who says what a blessing to you, to jump yes, to skip that
1146
01:10:27.680 --> 01:10:30.800
blowjob wey but out of farts carnal
what I did see once on a plane
1147
01:10:30.880 --> 01:10:34.920
wey awesome wey a bato I mean
and this is true, it was one
1148
01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:41.319
of the güeros of interjet a is
seriously and the plane started to have turbulence.
1149
01:10:42.600 --> 01:10:45.920
Eyes on, Eyes on, I
don' t know where. Vergas
1150
01:10:45.000 --> 01:10:50.079
thinks we were passing and shit and
it' s all pitching and the net
1151
01:10:50.199 --> 01:10:55.640
wet wey bit him to that fart
and he asked Aquatizajeon for an aquatizaje.
1152
01:10:55.840 --> 01:11:00.560
What is that, because that is
what you know the pendeja every time it
1153
01:11:00.760 --> 01:11:09.960
' s like what cocks you think
you' re a water- scape being
1154
01:11:10.039 --> 01:11:12.239
because to see look let' s
play with the words. If landing,
1155
01:11:14.319 --> 01:11:17.760
there will land the land to exact
land, then if the watering that would
1156
01:11:20.359 --> 01:11:27.800
be to land in water water the
presentations that the condomials they put on,
1157
01:11:28.920 --> 01:11:30.680
to what they told him. If
I, the five of them, even
1158
01:11:30.680 --> 01:11:34.880
the pilot, showed it, how
they see the little bitch of thirty-
1159
01:11:35.199 --> 01:11:39.039
one f just came in. You
can' t ask for watering. No
1160
01:11:39.199 --> 01:11:43.840
one imagines with what right, how
you feel about a little while ago a
1161
01:11:44.279 --> 01:11:45.920
vato that didn' t let them
leave on a flight from Guatemala. The
1162
01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:49.239
whole thing opened the door, that
is, it was from airo México.
1163
01:11:50.039 --> 01:11:55.680
They didn' t realize he got
on the plane and they said they stayed
1164
01:11:55.760 --> 01:11:59.600
there for four hours without taking off. Then they can' t return them
1165
01:11:59.600 --> 01:12:01.319
to salan. I don' t
know what fart a vato opened the emergency
1166
01:12:01.399 --> 01:12:06.880
door and went to the güey wing
to sit down and screamed at the little
1167
01:12:06.960 --> 01:12:10.880
boat, for I think they should
see it, but the whole plane,
1168
01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:15.159
sort of raised a claim that you
shouldn' t overdo it wey dick yeah
1169
01:12:15.239 --> 01:12:18.000
well I see it you yes g
but South Korea' s was an accident
1170
01:12:18.039 --> 01:12:21.199
or someone opened it. According to
me, it was opened by Güey himself,
1171
01:12:21.439 --> 01:12:25.760
which makes me laugh. There'
s a video where you give it,
1172
01:12:26.079 --> 01:12:27.720
but there was another one. Remember, I thought people got out.
1173
01:12:28.399 --> 01:12:31.239
There wasn' t one if you
went with the belt, not if I
1174
01:12:31.239 --> 01:12:35.279
gino so high, but there were
some where they had to fix it.
1175
01:12:35.319 --> 01:12:41.039
Many planes of that model because they
screwed the doors of those of what is
1176
01:12:41.119 --> 01:12:44.720
called the emergency ones and it is
seen where it will burst the door and
1177
01:12:45.359 --> 01:12:47.520
go there is always an entanglement with
the planes, that is to say a
1178
01:12:48.640 --> 01:12:50.720
battle that for more than there are
turbulences. I love airplanes and has even
1179
01:12:50.760 --> 01:12:57.159
a radar to track where the Güey
plane comes from. You remember when the
1180
01:12:57.239 --> 01:13:00.880
others didn' t land, they
sent you there, yeah, accumulate the
1181
01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:05.199
mile is this güey. There are
the aeronautics aircraft enthusiasts. And I don
1182
01:13:05.319 --> 01:13:10.960
' t know how you can mean
I understand it, but I prick Jobby
1183
01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:14.199
gachu wey out of fart and right
now wey me, now made forty-
1184
01:13:14.479 --> 01:13:17.199
one I really like to vegar,
but my forty- one I do enjoy,
1185
01:13:17.840 --> 01:13:19.880
but not so much turbulence or yes, but as you see hours hieromous
1186
01:13:19.880 --> 01:13:21.960
that are fine. I see the
beautiful ones that are fine. It'
1187
01:13:23.000 --> 01:13:26.039
s the indicator. If the galas
say it' s pinche vion from the
1188
01:13:26.079 --> 01:13:29.600
dick and they arrive they follow,
you know that they' re capable of
1189
01:13:29.640 --> 01:13:32.600
not showing it or they might be
wrong, but they' ve already trained
1190
01:13:32.680 --> 01:13:33.720
themselves to have the daughter and that
said I don' t wear the dick
1191
01:13:33.720 --> 01:13:39.199
anymore. But if it happened when
you already, when you charge, yes,
1192
01:13:39.720 --> 01:13:42.720
it was not. There are some
videos in tiktoks of tribulations that you
1193
01:13:42.800 --> 01:13:44.800
say go to the dick Güey.
If Güey is afraid to be there,
1194
01:13:45.119 --> 01:13:48.359
Güey and leave you to pray.
Güey doesn' t grow in God,
1195
01:13:48.479 --> 01:13:51.800
you little god of a bear.
Please, Güey to the Confucius I gave
1196
01:13:51.920 --> 01:13:56.359
to zaratrusta and the cock Güey did
not, but I even got it out
1197
01:13:56.399 --> 01:13:59.840
to you Catholic. I order a
compadre chev and why the Night. Nothing,
1198
01:14:00.199 --> 01:14:01.560
no, no, no, no, Güey, it' s not
1199
01:14:02.600 --> 01:14:08.560
this one anymore It' s not
that wey. Yeah, I have little
1200
01:14:08.600 --> 01:14:14.640
chance of the dick I liked.
The other time I was wearing the iPad
1201
01:14:15.000 --> 01:14:16.760
and the planes won' t let
you. I don' t know if
1202
01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:19.560
you knew that planes can' t
go through airplane tragedy movies. No.
1203
01:14:19.640 --> 01:14:23.079
No, no, I don'
t know, no, no, they
1204
01:14:23.399 --> 01:14:27.600
don' t pass so you didn' t put a snake wey that embroidered
1205
01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:30.439
and that bleached name the lady on
the side came up whipped brother and then
1206
01:14:30.560 --> 01:14:34.439
I was doing it with the umbrella
down on her feet I said and I
1207
01:14:34.439 --> 01:14:34.720
don' t have the dick wey
there was also a lady coming. Watching
1208
01:14:34.720 --> 01:14:36.800
the documentary. No. No.
Don' t you? Don' t
1209
01:14:36.800 --> 01:14:39.760
you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1210
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1211
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1212
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1213
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1214
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1215
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1216
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1217
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1218
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1219
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1220
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1221
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1222
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1223
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:40.399
no, no, no. No. No, no? Don' t
1224
01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:45.279
you? Not Mrs Güey, not
all Mrs Hey, well there' s
1225
01:14:45.359 --> 01:14:48.560
the geeks that travel a dick and
always wear a suit. They' re
1226
01:14:49.039 --> 01:14:51.840
people you said Hey, your dad' s gonna be super happy. He
1227
01:14:51.920 --> 01:14:56.239
' s always on a trip.
No, Chana' s gonna kill my
1228
01:14:56.239 --> 01:15:00.600
dad today. I think that illusion
is answered an age when you think you
1229
01:15:00.720 --> 01:15:02.640
' re going up to enjoy a
life. Yeah, when you start to
1230
01:15:02.720 --> 01:15:06.199
see that you get off the plane, you get a dick from Chamba,
1231
01:15:06.439 --> 01:15:11.720
you don' t like it that
much anymore, and you leave when you
1232
01:15:11.840 --> 01:15:13.520
get off and it turns out that
the transfer to the hotel lasts longer than
1233
01:15:13.520 --> 01:15:15.920
the flight. And son, his
mother wey vine and in Cancún güey water
1234
01:15:16.159 --> 01:15:19.520
cocks here wey if in Cancún also
you say your wey are an hour wey
1235
01:15:19.640 --> 01:15:23.279
until wey hotel and then what they
receive me and they put me in the
1236
01:15:23.359 --> 01:15:27.760
yes no and I wanted everything like
that worked. How has been the globalization
1237
01:15:27.920 --> 01:15:30.880
of this that already when traveling if
he is father, but already gives blowjob
1238
01:15:30.960 --> 01:15:36.600
to many band also activated the places
that has fences. You don' t
1239
01:15:38.520 --> 01:15:43.640
have to get on a güey plane
to enjoy your life. I mean,
1240
01:15:43.720 --> 01:15:45.760
you can go to magical villages that
stay close to you and see if you
1241
01:15:46.000 --> 01:15:49.159
can fuck four hundred Egas. Here' s Chingadas There' s a magical
1242
01:15:49.159 --> 01:15:51.199
town. Tell Molins, there'
s no one wey missing from everyone.
1243
01:15:51.479 --> 01:15:56.840
The bato of the pibes jets I
interviewed ariel. His name is Gabriel Salinas,
1244
01:15:57.079 --> 01:15:59.960
the traitor. That' s the
nickname he founded Adama Gratis Cumbia Villera
1245
01:16:00.159 --> 01:16:05.199
with. The bato had since the
two thousand two that says that on a
1246
01:16:05.239 --> 01:16:11.079
plane almost fell and gave it phobia. And it was, then, twenty
1247
01:16:11.159 --> 01:16:15.439
- one years, twenty- two
years without coming to Mexico and filled the
1248
01:16:15.479 --> 01:16:17.000
Monterrey sand because, then, and
how I told him, because he grabbed
1249
01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:19.640
the orge and said already I have
to remove that phobia pinche. But twenty
1250
01:16:19.760 --> 01:16:25.520
years without getting on a plane until
he got on board and well they were
1251
01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:28.079
waiting for him. Let' s
say there are famous cases. Dennis Bercaham,
1252
01:16:28.319 --> 01:16:30.840
the Dutch player, what happened to
him. I think in the nine
1253
01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:34.079
- eight World Cup he arrived by
train by boat because he gives it right
1254
01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:38.560
now. Not anymore, no,
he didn' t like to see the
1255
01:16:38.640 --> 01:16:43.720
same Pedro Infante. He died flying
a plane fell for the second time and
1256
01:16:44.039 --> 01:16:46.880
he already had it. They had
already warned and warned. There is also
1257
01:16:46.960 --> 01:16:50.239
a case of a ne itself piloting. There' s a case of a
1258
01:16:50.279 --> 01:16:58.319
thief who had been caught and extradited
and ran off the rim and tipped himself.
1259
01:16:58.479 --> 01:17:00.199
I don' t know, wey
ran away. He' s gone
1260
01:17:00.199 --> 01:17:03.880
Bo. It' s good to
see what' s fancy. It'
1261
01:17:04.119 --> 01:17:08.680
s also not because it' s
accurate. It' s not strawberry to
1262
01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:14.279
travel the most strawberry for when you' re going to travel, beach chorts
1263
01:17:14.319 --> 01:17:17.880
or breads or the bato that thinks
well cock because it got well dressed carnal
1264
01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:18.720
you' re going to work,
you' re going to come down and
1265
01:17:18.720 --> 01:17:20.000
it' s going to help you. In fact, when you get off,
1266
01:17:20.319 --> 01:17:24.920
you' re gonna be waiting for
a black guy with a tablet with
1267
01:17:24.920 --> 01:17:27.159
your last name. You' re
going to be evacuated to the house,
1268
01:17:27.640 --> 01:17:31.319
to the plant at Qaker' s
head quater, it' s hot,
1269
01:17:31.720 --> 01:17:34.800
papalta a vir How we changed it. You can bring a blue Burberry shawl,
1270
01:17:35.399 --> 01:17:39.960
you can bring anything you want.
But if you' re going to
1271
01:17:40.039 --> 01:17:41.119
chat, then you' re going
to chat, you' re going to
1272
01:17:41.119 --> 01:17:43.239
chat. No. No, no, no, you' re throwing no
1273
01:17:43.239 --> 01:17:45.520
shit. And I say this one. In conclusion, I say what low
1274
01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:50.439
- cost airlines are and you already
have to boast vacations if we already said
1275
01:17:50.479 --> 01:17:54.399
it in another podcast. Don'
t know, don' t you know?
1276
01:17:54.439 --> 01:17:58.479
Don' t upload photos when more
than six months of the trip have
1277
01:17:58.520 --> 01:18:00.960
passed unless it' s a valid
simpleme that the band thinks we' re
1278
01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:04.359
angry too, you' re not
worth a dick if the point is.
1279
01:18:05.000 --> 01:18:11.000
The point is we' re giving
you advice that sometimes you' re Forzandy
1280
01:18:11.479 --> 01:18:14.880
Shang Chandy, force in the Machine, Forcing the Machine, Forza AndÃa,
1281
01:18:15.239 --> 01:18:19.399
for the Warten Medons. We change
if you' re on TVT, for
1282
01:18:19.640 --> 01:18:24.359
example, neither don' t you
no longer do it and low- cost
1283
01:18:24.359 --> 01:18:30.239
aircraft. It is rumored that in
the United States there is going to be
1284
01:18:30.319 --> 01:18:34.640
an airline where you go as they
said, almost stopped, because it is
1285
01:18:34.800 --> 01:18:38.800
carnal in how much lower the cost
wey if nothing more to light a plane.
1286
01:18:38.880 --> 01:18:42.399
What it costs is, you have
to see the weather using things where
1287
01:18:42.479 --> 01:18:45.640
you sacrifice that experience that you don' t make me a transport method.
1288
01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:48.720
Or you don' t want to
go well either. And another thing,
1289
01:18:48.800 --> 01:18:53.279
because keep enjoying while you have your
flow, you swallow money and you can
1290
01:18:53.279 --> 01:18:57.159
go on a trip. Look at
something that said well- chido bandit that
1291
01:18:57.279 --> 01:19:00.239
saw it in Saintfield, that didn' t necessarily apply with the travel,
1292
01:19:00.479 --> 01:19:04.119
with the trips, but yes,
at the same time that I shit the
1293
01:19:04.159 --> 01:19:08.479
best place that I' m going
to go, but like a band dick
1294
01:19:08.560 --> 01:19:14.119
can' t go. I like
to go there that power is about the
1295
01:19:14.199 --> 01:19:17.840
photo in the instagram already in Paris, and it is worth it. But
1296
01:19:17.920 --> 01:19:21.079
the band that wasn' t an
hour ago. It' s just as
1297
01:19:21.159 --> 01:19:25.800
stupid for me as it is ten
minutes in line an hour to take a
1298
01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:30.439
clear picture and with all due respect
and without it is that, that is,
1299
01:19:31.720 --> 01:19:36.159
stop trying to alter people' s
perception based on where they' re
1300
01:19:36.199 --> 01:19:40.560
going or what they go up to
when they meet them say ah look at
1301
01:19:40.560 --> 01:19:44.560
this güey. That' s how
it' s all mother, because it
1302
01:19:44.640 --> 01:19:46.760
works like selling, selling for cool. It works because of that güey.
1303
01:19:47.479 --> 01:19:53.399
All the towns in Mexico have giant
letters. Entering the park does so and
1304
01:19:53.479 --> 01:19:59.920
max the Azar has photo in all. Not thanks to my company you go
1305
01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:06.159
to the Azar oiga, because I
hope you liked this one. Next week
1306
01:20:06.239 --> 01:20:12.720
we' ll be in Portland,
Denver and it' s Alled and Vancouver,
1307
01:20:12.720 --> 01:20:15.000
two shows. As far as we
know, Portlan is the quietest,
1308
01:20:15.279 --> 01:20:17.439
but all the other vacations I think
it' s quiet to throw her a
1309
01:20:17.439 --> 01:20:21.520
break. Yes, I' ve
crossed out every five hundred nine hundred.
1310
01:20:23.000 --> 01:20:26.720
Okay, Verga, the Mexican I
saw Portland. I heard this You'
1311
01:20:26.880 --> 01:20:29.840
re not worth that lack of solidarity. Güey, you look at four hundred.
1312
01:20:29.840 --> 01:20:34.039
This happens to you, but with
your family sending remittances. We other
1313
01:20:34.119 --> 01:20:38.439
Güey, we don' t,
Güey, we' re gonna have fun,
1314
01:20:39.079 --> 01:20:40.760
you' re gonna laugh full of
shit. We need money, wey
1315
01:20:41.000 --> 01:20:45.039
yes then and denver. Thank you
Vancuro and the nas I remember thanks to
1316
01:20:45.119 --> 01:20:50.920
the band that surely chido also goes
almost soldier. Who' s going to
1317
01:20:50.920 --> 01:20:58.199
see Vancouver. Students of the cone
chingo, you cook, I hear,
1318
01:20:58.399 --> 01:21:01.560
they are doing very well all over
cuera and they are already offering us meats,
1319
01:21:01.640 --> 01:21:08.680
roasts, churros, specks, a
whole mason in Vancouver earns more than
1320
01:21:08.680 --> 01:21:11.119
an imsa baggers. Yeah, Güey, maybe there' s no faith,
1321
01:21:11.479 --> 01:21:15.680
no defense, not from someone else. Multimedia, they are multiverse love monkeys,
1322
01:21:15.960 --> 01:21:19.000
maybe they do us every twenty-
eight or this is not this andales.
1323
01:21:19.039 --> 01:21:25.640
There' s a sports address.
Yeah, what a hair, yeah,
1324
01:21:25.840 --> 01:21:29.079
who she is, but traveling in
nets has this bai there. If
1325
01:21:29.199 --> 01:21:31.520
it' s good for you at
Teleno, a lot, okay, but,
1326
01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:32.840
well, we' ll wait for
you there. Ires Matamoros also let
1327
01:21:32.840 --> 01:21:35.960
us die to see if it fills
up and we do another double function.
1328
01:21:36.239 --> 01:21:41.439
There we take advantage of it and
it is on the slope of the coming
1329
01:21:41.439 --> 01:21:43.479
dates Matamoros. We go to Matamoros
and then we go to the island.
1330
01:21:44.239 --> 01:21:48.159
It' s true, three April
we go to Matamoros and not there.
1331
01:21:48.560 --> 01:21:49.720
No. I don' t have
to go to tea. We' re
1332
01:21:49.720 --> 01:21:51.920
going to go to the island because
people are going to go more looking for
1333
01:21:51.960 --> 01:21:54.800
the salts that could hurt us They
don' t have it. Vissa Ok
1334
01:21:56.000 --> 01:22:00.439
case already Tijuana, is already a
fact. Tijuan you see a minute of
1335
01:22:00.439 --> 01:22:06.159
May. The forum, the forum
again. Wey I get very nervous,
1336
01:22:06.199 --> 01:22:12.159
he' s in cattle, he' s not still alive, well bathed
1337
01:22:12.199 --> 01:22:16.079
Güey, Brión is going to be
the factory of Nissin Güey, called to
1338
01:22:16.199 --> 01:22:21.600
see it' s big wey then
twenty- four of 24 May and tickets
1339
01:22:21.600 --> 01:22:23.159
in your fucking mother, don'
t pose the sayings, come on.
1340
01:22:23.399 --> 01:22:26.399
This was in big chapter, airport
stuff.
1
00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:10.119
J Lords, they' re armed
with milk You give yourself a roulette of
2
00:00:10.119 --> 00:00:16.359
school brothers. How he roams,
hahahahahahaha, mother, lord eh ball of
3
00:00:16.359 --> 00:00:20.160
that bandija. No, man,
it erases the ruffia, yeah, boler
4
00:00:20.160 --> 00:00:21.519
you already feel and I' ve
already been thrown two. You feel it.
5
00:00:21.519 --> 00:00:24.679
That guy, no, because it' s normal carnal don' t
6
00:00:24.719 --> 00:00:26.640
deny the wey age and I won' t deny it. Then you know
7
00:00:26.679 --> 00:00:30.800
how I' m condating. He
says that I' m getting older Adrián
8
00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:36.840
burning audios to I don' t
know people younger than me, I mean,
9
00:00:37.359 --> 00:00:41.359
very good that they' re going
how he' s doing so long
10
00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:48.799
and I stop talking to him,
he tells him the boy farts you and
11
00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:51.439
moles give a pinca you want to
go jacked your cell phone and I don
12
00:00:51.439 --> 00:00:56.679
' t go to the dick.
I listen and eye ok I don'
13
00:00:56.719 --> 00:01:00.280
t send the messages, so they
stayed that way in not not that you
14
00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:02.119
send it the audio. You didn' t send him out that far.
15
00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:06.359
Yeah, but usually who you'
re going to get the hat from when
16
00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:10.599
you start getting old wey doesn'
t, I mean, who' s
17
00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:11.920
going to get the blush from is
a güey mess. Yeah, güey.
18
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Usually those who think they think they' re going to embalm him exactly.
19
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That' s what makes me good, I' ll give myself more on
20
00:01:18.319 --> 00:01:19.319
Twitter. It' s two three
güeys that, for example, you'
21
00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:22.959
re not gonna take your dick with
sugar. Compare and I have money,
22
00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:26.840
Güey. I have Güey money.
They' re diabetic. Fuck once once
23
00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:30.200
you remember someone telling us. We' re not gonna say. We'
24
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re not going to say for or
there are two diabetes, the rich and
25
00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:37.680
the güey wells. Stop sucking,
you mammoth ma' am. I'
26
00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:38.879
m gonna be okay, I'
m gonna be okay? Yeah, güey
27
00:01:40.719 --> 00:01:44.439
or a forgiveness chapter. He heals
with money. If what I' m
28
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saying to you, unfortunately this is
not a carnal hand, that is,
29
00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:49.879
if I look today, I don' t, too. Don' t
30
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be ah, no, I don' t care. I' m taking
31
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care of myself. I' m
taking care of it, but the technology
32
00:01:55.840 --> 00:01:57.400
advances and there are little things that
make you okay. Yeah, you can
33
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last longer. Yeah, there'
s cuts, too. I' m
34
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saying to him that he criticizes you, because compadre sees if he can run
35
00:02:02.319 --> 00:02:06.640
over someone without diabetes, because I' m going to be a ranch a
36
00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:08.479
branch or black. Yes, by
allaris and with the truth is that if
37
00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:13.879
you look, if the food of
the future, you protected us covid because
38
00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:16.599
you would not do it in the
future. If nothing happens. I say
39
00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:21.479
no more, if you take care
and doubt, I don' t want
40
00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:23.400
to live a hundred years either truck
or very, very, no, who
41
00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:24.120
I want, no, no,
no, really. A little longer and
42
00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:28.120
they had a good time. I' d sign you seven and five today,
43
00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:30.240
so would I seventy- five.
I know there he is. I
44
00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:35.479
' m not talking, well carnal, not like we' re two hundred
45
00:02:35.479 --> 00:02:38.159
five or seventy. If I go
so far before, but look carra right
46
00:02:38.240 --> 00:02:42.639
now in my forties and one had
a good time with chivis ivis then not
47
00:02:42.639 --> 00:02:45.240
because of that, because that'
s why it was just my daughters,
48
00:02:45.520 --> 00:02:47.240
that it would be. It'
s not okay, it' s okay,
49
00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:50.479
but it' s all right,
you' ll see that we have
50
00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:53.240
some left. I' ve got
my little gun there where it' s
51
00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:57.080
already starting to pour me out alone
and so on drooling honor. It'
52
00:02:57.199 --> 00:03:02.000
s not ideas, it' s
not those ah if airport or it'
53
00:03:02.080 --> 00:03:06.319
s that looking for you that I
wish we' re going to that platou
54
00:03:06.319 --> 00:03:09.599
güey I' m going to let
you see how many times we haven'
55
00:03:09.639 --> 00:03:10.599
t been in a carnal airport like
today talking to property about what it'
56
00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:13.479
s like to go to an airport. All those who don' t follow,
57
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just go to the dick. Don' t look at the chapter,
58
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don' t see it, don' t see it. Chile things centered
59
00:03:17.599 --> 00:03:23.159
on bus costs and things of this
case for sales band of vics from gamesa
60
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to table gala, to which they
send them to a board cdmkis, but
61
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no more to be budgeted by a
parent who most go on the same day
62
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a flight that could be a zoom. Yes, this chapter is for them,
63
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for those who are already fed up, those who go down to the
64
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bottom, who pull in shipowners and
travel with pure Korean egg and go in
65
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line boarding and talking. He doesn' t speak any Spanish, English,
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güey, listen to the grillita of
nambe güey is that incorporative has me up
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to my dick. I usually made
it a suitcase of those carry- on
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luggage and upstairs comes a samsuanate of
those that you can put like this you
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realize that they won' t have
a good time hear things at the airport.
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It' s all one thing and
you get it coming in. It
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' s the taxi drivers in transit. This one' s got pretty non
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- kings. That' s the
taxi driver' s reception. The heh
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was like a little quote, you
know. It' s always tots.
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He' s always a güey with
three buttons unbuttoned. He' s got
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a barrigoncita, the snack bar here, yes, no, yes, no
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potatoes and the bato is marrying you
that you can' t even grab him
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because you have to go buy the
machine and make edges of I don'
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t know what he offers you a
taxi to the lady what' s the
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name of the lady? The healthy
outside waiting for a player you have or
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weas of scratching. He' s
doing the ciudadara, the CiU, a
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cardboard and a doll, a monkey. I' m waiting, ma'
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am, with that güey not coming
today, there' s no line of
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passage. I' m tomorrow.
There' s also a Creole guard who
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doesn' t even know what his
function is anymore, he' s a
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two- pound ruffian. Güey is
a güey who is a little huardicilla who
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is alive or in flight and yes, yes, yes, yes, with
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a single one they don' t
want to shovel hopefully, lines you understand
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wey there' s a phospho shawl
and suddenly you see him grab your ticket
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and then you see him here I
counter and then you see him up the
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plane and you say, especially if
they' re low- coast he wears
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them nothing. The cat does everything
Güey endangers and even pilots the nobody also
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does everything. I' m going
to take you to beautiful. He'
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s got a dick, he'
s got a macana, too. He
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' s not even armed, that
is, he doesn' t understand his
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function, and his only function is
to agar the hernan stick You' ve
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noticed Güey talking in Monterrey is getting
her in and seeing that I' ve
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felt salty of the stern. If
I feel carnal that the airport company hires
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people, old lady and brunette who
are always sitting because it' s not
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for being a sucker Güey, I
always get the same güeys, six sitting
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jasÃempre weys are paleros so s wey
are the valeros of John Miltor are always
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the same six wey sitting and voted
on the floor. If there' s
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one who' s always asleep in
the wey s wey and so I saw
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it two years ago. If you
always have a little girl with a fans
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and sweater of the same color wey
a backpack wey bring her tied to the
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backpack WEY people don' t pay
attention because you go directly into making checkin
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to chaquin. But if you can
give me the güey people not to see
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we start carrying a bunch of things
from when you buy the carnal flight,
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because it' s misleading to buy
a flight. You' ve been interned.
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Suddenly your mom thinks I saw a
cocky promotion that you want to come
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back here for seven hundred pesos on
Facebook and your boss itches like that and
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they get a list of how to
extend their vote. I don' t
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ask my son to pick him up, it stings him and back your dad
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getting married so long by two sessions. If you know it was güey a
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bunch of scams wey to a friend
of my old lady' s that they
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don' t hate him for five
thousand pesos that band WEY if the Mexican
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went to other things like spa swindle
compadre, we wouldn' t have or
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diago to the moon. First.
A tes is that pendeja people too.
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If you see on Facebook, airline
is clown he makes me laugh at all
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airlines like that and says come to
niccolodian two children, two adults, a
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dog for five balls a week.
It' s not possible wey no.
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No. It' s not possible, and then they write to you about
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Whatsapp and I' ll tell you
if he gave me I' ll send
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you the ready and the same flights, because there are people who say no.
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I' m not going to let
myself swindle and buy everything separately,
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but the same flight Your mom that
you want to travel to carcun for seven
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hundred and fifty pesos it stings you
ok already is sixteen thousand seven hundred and
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eighty dick in which moment wey why
you are going to add the tipa of
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the fil sure the second that dicks
who are sure wüey if you lose the
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ground, because the dick wey that
band that you buy safe to the flight
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and starts güey, that is that
it is sure wey not that you will
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not leave if you lose your suitcase
in my barbul already go dick you already
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take you and rob you or that
is already free me the one that goes
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down the fart. There' s
no American Express upstairs. Vay tr wey
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that is your suitcase already there is
the bowling wey is cornered. Hey you
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' ve never been touched by the
comrade who has American Express and says hey,
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I have points and then I get
the biggest flight and luete scams are
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coyotes of halor. I smell or
she' s a fan. It'
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s a battle that you love that
Dominican Republic. Give me fourteen balls and
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go to the whole family and Güey
balls. You never got this classic güey
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that I always told you I have
a friend on American Airlines or something and
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they give me flights and wey was
traveling because they give you cheap flights,
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compadre, it doesn' t even
bring to stay son that is the flight
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no more because it is this deception
just because they gave you the cheap flight.
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Yeah, compare just going to Munich. He' s got a hotel
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that he buys, but it'
s this blow job that if the flight
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goes cheap to my dick, I' ll go as much as I can
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backpack, as it is backpacking,
what do we like, ok you say
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I' m rooky that I saw
a tiktok that said hey, two thousand
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dollars would stop taukyo to hotel to
stay. Eating in a superconscious touch a
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pinche hashi voe I' m going
to see the pinches a ramen those that
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are a triangulito wey of two dollars
and yes yes you the mames pujtale also
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to eat chido wey you stick the
bez to be tying at door pasta so
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beak güey passes that big beak and
pure my master weed was a greeting from
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that güey. Hey, eating burgers. So I said don' t see
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that cock didn' t come so
good that it' s gastronomy. But
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we' ll get to that part. Where you buy your carnal flights.
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You know it' s okay,
because we' re all from gogliar and
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cheap flights and then you see what
I mean. But I made a joke
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out of him. Travel to Disney
five thousand dollars. Travel to Disney Three
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thousand dollars. You put it cheap
flights two thousand dollars and then you put
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it feels like you get to fly
on a plane. So you start asking
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yourself other questions. You' re
starting to love how much more you take
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Güey, yes if Güey king eight
years endures and there comes a foselage,
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that is to say to ask that
kind of question of Güey. I'
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m my toxy w- child with
like a lobster. What' s the
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name of the plane gas? What
you' ve known is that your little
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beauty with your horn. It'
s real about Schazenegger that he flew down
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a plane and he winds up there
Güey you say ah güey, we'
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re a lot of cheap flights.
If there are pages that said wey you
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remember, I don' t know
if there are the two pages that still
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indigenous flight you is very cheap.
Yes, well, yes, that is,
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Chile expires and all those magnicharte.
This exists, no yes, they
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make you man and charters like their
totes. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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like the plane' s already a
Russian wey home plane from World War I.
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In fact, you sit down and
say you' re from the hallway
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going in Dome of re fifteen to
whom you knew Sometimes here was a calibre
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five vergan In case of urgency,
you' re going to start to tostone
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everyone to everything already accurate. But
yeah, all this maniche my charte itself,
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but it includes, it includes,
remember that they' re seeing in
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the package, so you' re
already going to until then solid, very
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classy. I was given a wey, that is, if it was something
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like that, so gifted. No, no, no, it wasn'
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t, but it wasn' t
expensive, no, but tame the dick
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you handle. This was the whole
experience. Wey a pinche looked like a
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study trip to Güey, that is, whenever you got a little truck and
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a dagger. Here you are going
to see this triptych and we are going
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to go here and this will be
listened to by taxi drivers, because he
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saw it to these magni dollars.
Chingo takes home your mother, let'
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s watch me already on the dot
door is reel. He said about your
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mother dog already. I want you
to get my dollars. They' re
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not going to do you the pure
Güey cock, but I used to do
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the net also in honor of Mann
Charter. If it was a concept you
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had been attracted to. Today I
don' t know if it' s
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still very, if it keeps pulling. No, yeah, yeah, no,
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yeah, yeah. It' s
like she didn' t chew the
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pincherolina in Mexico anymore. Güey was
a tero, but wey that chan che
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vive irbus is like mo taco watching
in the emolitionmel You came to the movie
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in the future that all franchises were
tacobel. If yes yes, you wear
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wey then a good tacobr ad there
wey certain I just tried tacoel that cocks
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is that wey or no, no, no, that' s a taco
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wey Alan got sick. In fact, you got the dick you like the
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taco of the carnal Express bread and
taco it not very good. Beats and
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we' re going there because we
were prepared banned, banned video hear what
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Google lights also is that I don' t know. There are people who
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fly cheaply to Spain the Güey ports
of call never stop eh I go to
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Madrid when you go look, I
don' t leave here from Monterrey.
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I' m gonna grab a ice
cream, I' m gonna grab a
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truck to San Antonio Güey and then
it' s San Antonio, Bogotá.
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I am sixteen hours at Bogotá airport, Bogotá, Caracas, Caracas, Brasilia,
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Brasilia, Matamoros, Matabón, I
already see more bonuses if Wuilo is
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not and is already a chicken truck. Yeah, I' m going for
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this fact of bering wey no longer
the dick. But to Mixcoulk' s
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failure, but Güey, I had
cabaradas that they were worth cocking and making
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a pig of scales because he got
a bowling bato. So there' s
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a band that says no hombe connections
if we make it. But John you
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' re arriving at three forty,
the flight leaves at two twenty. You
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don' t see if you don' t wait, if you don'
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t wait till asshole, but tell
him to come out cheap buddy. The
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maromas that you wind up are,
because the net is that if you get
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to get a flight, cheap,
because if the trip, then you no
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longer lower it, let' s
say I did get it to sar and
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it' s worth dick that I
was not married. Now it' s
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another, because you go with your
old your children, but I, when
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I was sick, it' s
okay for me to dick or jeo I
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went to Japan and I went to
Mexico and slept all night in Mexico,
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at the airport, on the ground
so that the flight would leave early the
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other day to go to San Francisco, but from the good juata corner,
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then to San Francisco and then to
Tokyo, to Osaka, that I didn
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' t get to Tokyo, not
or Seaka de la verga. Güey me
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a hundred and twenty kilos güey.
The Japanese get in, put their knees
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here I compared if they fall asleep
Güey, I can' t lift my
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knee up here, so far I
can lift it up. No, not
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something like that. I understand.
I stood up and got up in decanting
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Güey and wey the flight that you
and I took to super Mara Dallas tasting
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seventeen hours, the third longest flight
in the world. I think it makes
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me laugh, it gives me a
bit, so all of a sudden I
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tell you, uh, throw out
every psycho band Adrián is no longer in
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your seat. I felt like in
the Judy Foster Wey movie that I lost
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my son Güey I stopped Güey hears
Adrian and was not Adrian in his seat.
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Gey this güey was so desperate.
He stood up to the dick.
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No, no, no, I
find it two as two rows forward pinche
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there was an era, like three
inforravid departments covered like that with two Muslim
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pinches here wey but you stopped because
you fucked up the stick. I was
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crying to them, not because of
these. Yes, there was a lot
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of scandal and I asked for a
change and not a return. You say
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yes, but me there, for
the first time I took a clone.
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I hadn' t tried them out
of fear that I liked them a lot
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with marijuana. I' m fine
and he gave me a friend back in
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the World Cup. He told me
carnal if you really want to take that
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flight. There you go and a
clone. It was the only time I
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got a tarp. He gave you
whatever he wants. I wasn' t
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going like, but no, no, no, there was no energy to
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feel, not even uncomfortable. He
tried to pipe me out of the way
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So he came to taste He got
off and said to the teas, and
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I said that Güey wanted to come
back tomorrow, and I got the wool
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out, I said I didn'
t want it, Güey. That'
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s where we went to the ass
of the world with a couple and it
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' s because of you that Güey
came from the dala vegas. I missed
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the wey flight and I let them
sleep and only in pure asga kills you.
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But something happened to you with a
kid. I don' t think
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I' m telling you or that
I' m getting up and I'
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m coming to stop by the circulation
and I' m seeing it all melted
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up. I get up to walk
and fuck her. Not because he'
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s sitting there for so long,
and he' s sitting there for so
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long. He wouldn' t let
me pass a little boy like that,
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but Muslim I mean that' s
how Ara had a little red dot here
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that shot him this one and no
longer read me Ma that you mare mother
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and I wanted to my own I
said to Ladin, Jaladin that you give
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the cock to David. You'
re sitting well with me. If a
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follower took off his socks and punches
and you can, it' s a
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tofull bato. Just like that.
No, no, no, no,
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Güey to Chile. It' s
just that when you get on an airline,
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I mean even though you' re
used to Mexico, that it'
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s not Japanese and you' re
an ox it' s another country and
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it' s not a mexa anymore. But to see also later there are
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flights that are direct, because then
there is this bandit that the net her
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bitch life. He bought a flight
that I had given you wo fis they
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buy you the eggs. Whatever it
was, I sponsored him alive and a
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lot of band that doesn' t
smell has suddenly followed you see a alive
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go looking for that ah not that
very embarrassing but the thing is that I
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live Irbus. For example, there
are two flights. I' m going
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to tell you two that he'
s got directs that airo Mexico, not
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Los Angeles and Las Vegas. Yeah, well, then what a dick.
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I' m gonna want to go
to the fucking ass at the worst airport
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on this planet, called International Airport. Benito Juárez, shit, you'
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ve got to add the shitty one. It smells like you get a rotting
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edour that you say I don'
t know how you can believe so cocky
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the capital, considering that the only
way to get there by air wey is
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because of that shit Güey ché,
that' s not the image we should
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give as Mexicans send the capital to
Monterrey, band because if you arrive and
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the first thing a Korean prick,
a gringo, an Argentine from any other
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country is going to know about Mexico, it' s the pain to shit,
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because it' s from the dick. You remember the airport of catar
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Güey went too far from dick that
we went to the stores back you go
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take s yes a pimped pinche there
was a wey jungle not in Istanbul Güey
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also I have not gone and dick
but you see in tiktok what. But
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it' s the rooms here that
you click here and here wings no no,
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no, it' s in Chile
chin yes mother Güey. If you
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knew he' s sinking the airport
in Mexico City that he' s in.
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Well, now that wey' s
sticking his dick, then that fart
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says it' s three centimeters a
year. I' m making you up,
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you know I' m good,
I understand. Then they go several
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inches a year and then they put
it like mud dirt so it doesn'
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t go shitty. But when it
rains you can' t use the tracks
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because they flood. You dick.
So, when you rain a fact that
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your plane is iero Mexico, that
is, there are ru bolaris or whatever,
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it' s going to be delayed. No. And in fact,
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if he gets so close that I
think the time isn' t going to,
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so he' s going to blind
them and he' s going to
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screw them down. Uh- huh, wey doesn' t. And when
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it once happened to you to me
that I couldn' t land, that
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wey can land that, because that' s not from the airport. Not
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those weather conditions wey if I remember
that no more. The Adriano sent that
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we passed the hondi po made Verga
the one there five meters from the airport
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and said let' s see if
güey twice we had to turn that fuck
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and you were here of mariadito of
several puking band and that flight traveling with
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the family is simply magical. You
have good memories. No güey is that
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the band believes that travel is the
photos that are uploaded easter. Travel is
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when your boss turns around and says
the four of you are going to the
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dick, the four of you are
going to be latticed if you already.
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The trips are when your old lady
doesn' t want to pack s wey
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trip are when she gave you wey
diarrhea in Disney wey or wey I'
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ve been almost shitting myself already to
pass the passport. It' s one
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of them that goes up to instagram
or they all go up the picture.
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So the classic pinche, bump in
denim bermudas wey with Miki' s ears,
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so wey no kids going to Disney, it' s all to the
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dick red Flax written Flack. Yeah. I' ve spent time with the
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family, but there' s always
a fart. For example, I was
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touched once I went here at kuncom
arrived at the reception. That' s
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how it was, I think you' re flying me very happy and then
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my passport and my visa, my
passport, and it' s just that
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the girl is what Kurt' s
name is for the little girls here and
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my old lady doesn' t bring. I don' t bring that tulescence
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you dus. I don' t
have my ass. If not with your
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ass, then this lady needs a
faithful ID because you didn' t say
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so. You start well, well, yeah, then I grind it and
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if you' re gonna grind it
this one, why don' t I
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bring you your forte love thing is
that I thought that with the kur to
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the dick yes, because you know
that you' re going to wear it
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your s can pass the group,
you can' t. Va guey is
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that I live if I go away
and to go bring the passport tell him
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about your fool, talk to your
mom or stop saying that he talks about
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your mom, kill him already and
suddenly wey shits to give him that snow.
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You know that dick didn' t
go crying already moss and look no
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more that look I already thought that
for something and just listen to that mole
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it' s cool a picture,
little moms, that' s all.
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I see one of those people who, if it' s worth the fight
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at the airport, it' s
just gonna snap. I' m going
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to help you. Look, I' m going to go fart and see
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no more the picture and the fucking
handsome thing or a leaf that goes up
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to your wife, nothing made of
putting her in the bath and putting a
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dick in her without the magan.
You can' t not leave güey,
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don' t leave a mark and
I told her back to capon pay as
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she also asks that leaf and is
important. Ah well, the mammany is
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already getting on the plane and has
accused all the way. I' m
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going to get in the cab and
you' re bringing in that they said
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he' s all asshole no longer
that it upsets you if on the way
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out of something goes wrong or they
forget him. I repeat, once my
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mom was forgotten about the visas,
too, and I' m glad there
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was. He had to stay in
the hotspots of Kingdom, so these stay.
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You don' t know if there
on the crusade, in a hilto
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ninja is expected, otherwise, no, don' t stick. It was
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practical. Yeah, let' s
see tomorrow just go back and forth.
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I' ll take it and we' ll pass by you. We don
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' t pay you for you.
Echa is a desayin yes, because sometimes
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they are mistakes that follow, that
is, when you are already trying to
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tackle. Imagine if I failed you
that carnal no no and I tell you
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I said it right now outside of
telling them that I love my wife very
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much, but always, two weeks
before traveling we fight hard because I don
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' t go look don dick and
I said already they took the money from
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the card of the flights, because
I won' t leave you is uncomfortable
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carnal that is not, where you
want to see güey sometimes is the dick
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that you get up early wey still
to board. I prick you self-
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piste and you get made mother there
killing the dick because you go late wey
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you don' t bring anything or
poop in the guts and fuck you get
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on the plane, you get dizzy
wey and then you get to the pinche
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airport, where a coaster, a
taxi, a taxi s sucking the dick
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wey and your old lady don'
t go in the day of valie you
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bring you güey the girl sounds and
then the ubers don' t let them
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go to the airport or bad kiss
leave you grab the taxi and the fucking
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airport you go all horny prick,
but the cocky prick from Veracruz and the
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dick I' m making in Veracruz
of the dick and it didn' t
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fill up or what I drink here
what my punishment and dick wey and leave
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you still think you' re already
relaxing compadre and the dick is from the
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pinche hotel. He tells you the
chequiin up to three chingo turns twelve forty
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wey what I' m going to
do hangs. Then you tell him to
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take care of my bags. You
still can' t, he doesn'
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t tell you to drop him in
here in this room I' m gonna
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give you a mimosa and I'
m gonna sell you a timeshare. Chas
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doesn' t mean I like a
band that all of that pretends to pretend
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it didn' t happen. When
she arrives at the hotel and runs through
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a mimosa pinche, a red eye, a cry and cock and starts to
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take as if as if from heart
güey you start to bread you are having
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fun not grab the soap wey to
the jar the all raw, you more
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pinches which maybe sixteen payas or but
that is the photo in the instagram.
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So everything, and then the phrase
travel has no price. And when you
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do it with your pure inheritance assholes
and ne day you can it in English
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or English of your daughter and one
Day You Live my hind plif sliving hair
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li hu Get that my old lady
in Chile don' t know English,
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don' t write anything, put
it already we are in Cuernavaca. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Güey also comes
from the taxis, the cock stuff
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just passed me. I don'
t mean to sound like a sucker,
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I say, but the first time
I was the oldest with my old lady,
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she grabbed a typical cab. It
is very fierce to Haardo that I
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thank him and very memo gentlemen is
all that they know the world. You
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get off here that says langs Loine
and there you grab, no cup ja,
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yeah r already it seems there to
me I get the taxi you take
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me where I want to go I
get clear me up in New York,
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man that I go here I said
fifteen twenty dollars, sixty five dollars and
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still the Hindu told me tip,
yes, bastard, you don' t
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want the way in the house if
your fucking mother can. I always drive
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it. Wey to Chile, because
as they have this they are yes.
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Start dying we i mean wey you
say wey if I get on a pinche
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retaining wall, I' m worth
dicks yes and they' re driving buddy
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done, the chaparra you live wey
we were going to see a taxi in
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one on a board the chaparra.
If it was suspended in the chorus air
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that as well as the mother rala
and no, no, güey ah recorded
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it was going to give him or
that Adriana told him something and told him
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the dick name. This bat so
gets hit by the prick sane I eat
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wey I eat wey to see and
I told him not to go to the
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note Chile, the taxis also if
it is a blowjob because remember that the
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ubers do not let them in.
They bring the union there, that is,
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in Cancun, especially on the beaches. Hey, you know, you
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go grabin' a place and you
shut down your cabs. Two gentlemen in
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the wey to see Blanca wey not
the dick. That fart, but you
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' ll figure out who they'
re associated with. I have those eggs
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and the point is that suddenly he
asks for his carnal uber and the vato
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just writes you a message. I' ll wait for you here at the
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Cocobon, or I' ll pick
you up here. Yeah, and he
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tells me I' m gonna leave
you in life. Wait, wait,
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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We got to
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Meridad' s. It wasn'
t Merida Maria' s, if you
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have him you should. It'
s not where he is. If in
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the middle I was one, where
it' s in Guadalajara. You'
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re going to give or not.
But there' s one I think is
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fine, Mamón, that' s
fine. Little St Louis' bad,
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I think it' s Chitumala'
s. No, man, carcun where
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he is. Then I get down
from Chancun. It' s just that
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I went on vacation. Hey,
no Cozumel. I don' t know,
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no, no, no, no
dick, no more forward where one
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is. Fifth in quintana robbery and
yucatan jugate. That' s what you
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' re doing That' s what
you' re doing That' s what
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you' re doing That' s
what you' re doing. I mean,
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you didn' t have to walk
out of the airport to get the
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cabs because you didn' t get
into the saxis. No, I mean,
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he' s small. The aeroportito
is that carnal and airports where Chile
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looks like the beauty also carnal.
Well I made it bandit that you get
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off the plane and you can already
see the taxis like that at the door
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where I are waiting for you In
fact, the taxi is down from the
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cars. Culia cambo' s,
even though there' s a band chingo
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coming in. It' s not
an airport you say to the dick.
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No more has the other one,
the one with the durango. You can
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have one of two pictures left.
It' s a truck terminal. Yeah,
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that' s finished truck, but
all of a sudden planes started arriving
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and like the ones that gave me
to give it that you look like you
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' re going to those airports and
there' s old people to Chicago straight
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away. Yeah, yeah, it' s just that you also remember that
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in all those sifters there car owners. Mexico has a dick and you have
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to have direct flight. It'
s one of the conditions they tell you
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about the shipowners. Part of that
fart. No or believe in Puebla flights,
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because a pig of German volks Wageng
does have a hearing. And another
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thing about when you go and leave
the uber sees that and give me a
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kiss in the cheek tells you the
lord so that I don' t fart
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and I don' t give to
see mind forward turns the beat and uncle
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a kiss. The slap says so
the slap says soft because it tells you
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and forward to pretend that we'
re family because they won' t let
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00:28:17.400 --> 00:28:19.079
me in. Wey a white one
ninety and the lord of a seti and
470
00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:23.039
one fifty- five weche elbow and
dusted like that wey and you say you
471
00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:26.960
dick waved told me and the atabata
we will release you a shame, so
472
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:29.640
right now he goes out in chavo. They' re not or aren'
473
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:33.200
t the taxi drivers from tots just
calling out if I say they' re
474
00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:38.039
bron right now in the exon pa
wey to see them with me, your
475
00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:41.279
mom made him the sancho wey not
the taxis. If yes and I haven
476
00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:44.079
' t had, I' ve
got cabs all of them. But I
477
00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:47.319
don' t remember. Once in
Moscow that when it was the World Cup,
478
00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:51.119
I came to the mother and cats
are worth dicks wey I was going
479
00:28:51.160 --> 00:28:55.720
to sleep the most that scouts,
because they are for stripe and I and
480
00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:56.759
here we have already arrived. But
I don' t remember his wey and
481
00:28:56.799 --> 00:29:03.960
I wake up wey repetas I mean
I felt and we knew my mouth to
482
00:29:03.079 --> 00:29:07.799
dick wey the cat put it to
me. There' s the airport taxi
483
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:11.480
drivers, Carnal, the net.
I' ve talked to a lot of
484
00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:15.160
people and most of them don'
t know if it' s happened to
485
00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:15.119
you that you take when you don' t leave your car. Most people
486
00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:21.160
know us there. So I'
ve always been a dick wey for a
487
00:29:21.319 --> 00:29:23.240
long time I' ve been taking
sub wey planes from multimedia five years ago.
488
00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:26.559
I remember every Thursday is fucking Thursday. We had to go to Mexico
489
00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:33.039
to the goalkeeper for the then international
Benito Juárez de Cajado wey and when I
490
00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:37.400
came back sometimes that taxi told me
what Carnal and nothing Chile earned. The
491
00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:40.599
owners of these companies if they have
to behave better wey they pay them easier.
492
00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:44.839
No, no, no, that
the shot and then you tell them
493
00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:48.720
things and dick and they' re
fucking days. So and you say no
494
00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:52.359
wey then wait for me, because
wey euro den a love same the chingas.
495
00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:55.319
If you mean there are very good
people, there are also very good
496
00:29:55.319 --> 00:29:56.960
people. But Chile is a jalen
where no, no, no, it
497
00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:59.440
won' t give you for the
day wey won' t give you like
498
00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:02.400
that for and c because it'
s a jale that will sue you all
499
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:06.640
the time. Then I think the
owners of these companies should not and besides,
500
00:30:06.680 --> 00:30:08.160
hey you go. If they let
you get married and go back for
501
00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:12.359
another spin and you can' t
grab' cause we' re going to
502
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:17.400
be executive, then go back to
the base and again grab someone else worth.
503
00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:22.480
The cocksucker Chetumal che racha. You
do have Chetumal airport sta chiquito so
504
00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:25.680
wey you go, that' s
just to leave you two tes weys to
505
00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:30.839
throw your bad dick, the dick
hears chi coming here that' s gonna
506
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:34.279
touch us and host him. It
goes to the dick, but touching furniture
507
00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:40.000
the empowerment notice that two weeks ago
the lady who is there in charge of
508
00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:44.319
security, worked as a cashier in
a chedra wey yes and suddenly there in
509
00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:48.839
the World osse, dropped the post
and now is in charge of logistic traffic.
510
00:30:48.559 --> 00:30:51.839
Bombs and drugs from the airport.
I mean, that tube to the
511
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:55.279
wedge, put the ore on it
and the first eate, that pinche trompo
512
00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:57.000
to the nail wey is like giving
it a nine millimeter. It' s
513
00:30:57.039 --> 00:31:02.039
a baby with to tonces, ladies, angry with life wey because imagine,
514
00:31:03.079 --> 00:31:04.839
you don' t know the beach. Meet pure spa. You come in
515
00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:07.880
to people who want to travel,
boogies are already screaming and everything, including
516
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:14.319
the ropes. Mom eggs, there' s a delivery, rta, sex
517
00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:15.960
love and you start to see amazing. The lady' s just been denied
518
00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:19.799
her size in tit blues wey and
she' s angry. Her husband is
519
00:31:19.799 --> 00:31:25.000
going to arrive in a late verse
for her wey and lost tigers she'
520
00:31:25.079 --> 00:31:27.559
s going to dick cock. So
that lady brings you eggs, brothers,
521
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:30.680
jealous eggs, and you' re
already fifteen minutes late to the airport.
522
00:31:32.839 --> 00:31:37.960
Then start this pinche war with Mrs
Monica wey Come on in again. That
523
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:42.200
' s Doña mon Step back and
you' ll fart to get rid of
524
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:45.920
me Pass it again and then you' ll show her the facue and the
525
00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:55.119
elephants' de facto official identification To
the dick you show the ine removes the
526
00:31:55.200 --> 00:32:02.240
covermouth is the bioleporin you call jaja
estila ya te and then you teach her.
527
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:06.480
Come on in, say love and
show her your cell phone. That
528
00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:08.680
' s where you say the boy. I want it physical. You don
529
00:32:08.759 --> 00:32:10.680
' t say I' m going
up in the sparkle. You say he
530
00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:15.279
' s an alcatel. Yeah,
this blow job' s gonna shine up
531
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:17.480
and explode. He' s got
the baby. So that' s the
532
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:22.319
way I saw it The vitamin wants
to, but the old prick thinks that
533
00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:24.240
you' re the son, so
he wants to beat you up there.
534
00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:30.400
Güey thinks she' s gonna fish
you with two kilos of methamphetamine and says
535
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:31.880
fucker. It' s not me
you' re looking for. I'
536
00:32:31.960 --> 00:32:35.480
ll make you a doughnut. You' re not going to buy your promotion
537
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:38.480
by hitting me wey wey I bring
two joints in the rectum and now haja
538
00:32:38.559 --> 00:32:45.079
can bubulubus. You tell me if
you want them to tell you how they
539
00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:51.000
take your water out there and by
the way they sell water, they take
540
00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:52.200
it away in case there' s
anything. No. I don' t
541
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:55.920
know what I mean by güey put
in the comments I' ve been touched
542
00:32:57.039 --> 00:32:59.240
by that or to win the business
that is true. So that' s
543
00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:00.359
the dump. I don' t
think he responds more to that. No,
544
00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:05.759
but security and market had. I
don' t know why I'
545
00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:09.240
m telling you, you can'
t run away with water, throw it
546
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:15.160
or liquid stuff over a hundred grand, and they sell stuff in there,
547
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:15.240
they don' t, and they
bring in, because in this process,
548
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:15.720
it' s when it' s
a cool, early flight. You know
549
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:20.640
what the mood is they all go
here bandit still don' t wake up
550
00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:23.319
that' s every eight o'
clock it' s okay, two or
551
00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:28.119
fuck off why you put this flight
David Wey yes, but there people,
552
00:33:28.319 --> 00:33:30.599
if it' s that you start
to pull stuff out and nothing else you
553
00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:36.920
see where it' s going,
tell him I did take off his hat
554
00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:37.160
and now I' m gonna get
or a madlock back. You' ll
555
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:42.599
see what they tell the lord.
Please, you know the laptop in the
556
00:33:42.640 --> 00:33:45.160
backpack and it shows no more by
the face, just like that, but
557
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:49.000
because it knows that when I open
the Wey backpack the three magazines are going
558
00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:52.400
to be seen, so it does
the most of a panoche. So in
559
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:54.000
the squint. So, well,
to be cool what it is that'
560
00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:59.559
s not gene collo wey On is
sucking hears, but also that you throw
561
00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:02.680
everything and I tell myself I like
it very well, because I get along
562
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:06.640
very well with good race but the
bato that is the television you do and
563
00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:10.280
then you pass the perhicle and you
pass it and we will already see it
564
00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:16.280
or return it and I time it
and I return it. I doña tere
565
00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:25.280
whose it is come here clearly if
moys DMX and what güey is this that
566
00:34:25.519 --> 00:34:34.679
nothing you throw me some airpods to
see now them or is okay. I
567
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:37.360
don' t mean if there isn' t, I swear there is.
568
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:39.800
I think it' s protocologo like
one of three to one shits the stick
569
00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:44.760
there' s three faces the palu, that is, but when you start
570
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:49.239
to see that constant acting wey you
realize that' s what wey is just
571
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:52.760
shitting the stick with parent. You' re unwitting nothing. If Chile is
572
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:57.320
already at this point, we all
know that it is an internal job.
573
00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:01.679
Wey but not in the United States, no, not all or in Chile.
574
00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:06.599
Chile is already up to movies,
ah wey to Chile no longer.
575
00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:08.000
He' s gonna fall like a
dick. I mean, the point is
576
00:35:08.039 --> 00:35:13.760
that that changed all the security protocols
wey from not going to remove randó Chile.
577
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:19.199
It' s an internal job that
blowjob Güey, hey, but before
578
00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:22.559
that, hey, because you'
ve already passed wey trasqui doesn' t
579
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:25.719
tell me that even well all wey
smokes to tes you can smoke wey oy
580
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:29.360
see her on blog hey passed the
beautiful kilas of mary wallen bastard. Ah
581
00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:31.840
well, by the way, but
it was what changed it before. It
582
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:36.440
was all him and right now in
America. Let' s be honest,
583
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:39.239
wey everyone, how you edit Güey, that' s when you see how
584
00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:43.320
much you do this fart. There
and you think he' s FBI wey
585
00:35:43.400 --> 00:35:45.199
and leave your carnal there to the
protocols. Well, Morly and I,
586
00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:51.719
because we' re wealthy, have
TSAP Check Global Dentry. You know things
587
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:55.760
about people, things about people.
Well, the point is that when you
588
00:35:55.880 --> 00:36:00.480
don' t have that ma you
take off your güey s güey shoes say
589
00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:04.559
they wanted to implement it in Mexico, the thing to remove when you güeys
590
00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:07.719
of brooms took it off in the
terminal. C That' s when they
591
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:13.960
said go back chitrant compadre, the
taming and wey were eternal. My band
592
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:16.760
went to Argentina and says this don' t go to the dick. No.
593
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:20.119
And fart is that here in Mexico, when they tell you to take
594
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:22.920
off your cenis. Always a güey
that brings a Dida to a ribook,
595
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:25.159
that is to say that it starts
to give chingue wey or that the sock
596
00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:28.159
wey is broken is not sustainable.
No, but I get a lot from
597
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:32.239
America. Wey the gringos make you
think you' re bringing something. Güey,
598
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:36.719
yeah, we' ll be here
soon. Yeah, wey that like
599
00:36:36.760 --> 00:36:39.719
wey and all you start Güey,
I can handle it. Everything' s
600
00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:44.760
already in the bathroom, so nothing
again. Wey alert gone and güey and
601
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:49.039
you say, but you imagine the
batos make you so intense that you think
602
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:51.199
you' ve got something left.
That' s where wey knows it'
603
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:54.280
s okay. You know, I' ve got one who smokes mota in
604
00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:57.440
the airports in the cities where it' s legal. Outside the airports there
605
00:36:57.519 --> 00:37:01.880
' s a green trash can I
just stopped you to deposit the excesses that
606
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:06.320
left you. Güeyes, they'
re all going to that. Then there,
607
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:08.119
you leave it there and you can
throw yourself a joint. Right there
608
00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:13.760
on the side then lately in Vegas
and in Los Angeles, for example,
609
00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:17.440
I' ve been going lately and
Chile is hot before I put you in
610
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:21.960
to document, stick together and it
doesn' t do anything to you,
611
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:23.360
you don' t get very legal
outside the airport, because it' s
612
00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:25.519
saying maybe I' m sucking.
I don' t know if they'
613
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:30.199
re big sarra, but if there' s the boat, there' s
614
00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:31.719
always, there' s always a
koreanillo lying down, a cigarette, a
615
00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:32.320
bad boron, you get off your
toes next door and it' s not
616
00:37:32.320 --> 00:37:37.400
the time anymore. He' s
going away, yeah, he' s
617
00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:37.599
waiting for you, or you gave
away this güey where he' s going
618
00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:42.719
to let go. Look. We' ve lived through this now that they
619
00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:45.079
' re the ones. How do
you say the halls, the lunghe lounge,
620
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:51.400
VIP rooms that are sometimes up to
your ass WEY if the p like
621
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:53.960
prohà ority peace güey is right,
ok they go a greeting, a good
622
00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:57.639
guy the vato that attends us here
in Monterrey, in the Desgas, if
623
00:37:57.679 --> 00:38:00.079
it is a vato that we always
arrive like this what the Adriano is going
624
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:02.679
on or when or they would be
like how my ban is like Llaga,
625
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:06.280
not being the egg. Don'
t overdo it. That güey is so
626
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:08.639
attentive. Once she was going with
my old lady on a trip and she
627
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:14.440
was my old lady wants me to
clean her up and she told her no
628
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:15.840
dick if he' s going to
go see you do the bath you know
629
00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:19.760
too and I want to send a
hug in the terminal carnalize in Russian live.
630
00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:22.440
There is a chavil called croo that
Hector, who has helped you to
631
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:25.039
my güey if man, I no
longer have or you chaparri. It'
632
00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:29.599
s a cell phone. It'
s the bitch mom that and several of
633
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:31.559
the net treating us if I saw
a cell phone, but I already lost
634
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:36.480
my cell phone to notice that until
you know one of these you say to,
635
00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:38.719
but notice, how the scale goes
And that didn' t know what
636
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:39.960
it was like to make classic,
I didn' t know it was to
637
00:38:39.960 --> 00:38:44.599
be classist. And another thing,
the levels in question. You see it
638
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:47.800
in Mexico City, in the Mexico
ice cream terminal. Of course because I
639
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:52.679
' ve already gone into it with
Adriana. Or when I saw you bring
640
00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:55.000
in a Lamérica, but it'
s a bigger one. You' re
641
00:38:55.000 --> 00:39:00.000
going bitch. So the plate,
the platinum, but there' s the
642
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:04.079
America river. That' s how
you can handle this Airomexico, and then
643
00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:08.039
there' s the Volaris. At
the platinum service, the coolest one is
644
00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:12.320
platinum credit, and that one that' s more here you climb up there
645
00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:15.400
on top of the plane. You
don' t go in there. The
646
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:19.719
fart is that it' s called
Centurion Launche the one at terminal b Che
647
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:22.119
and there, if you get there
in time until massage, you get me
648
00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:24.960
there I got or not. I
went with you. You remember we were
649
00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:28.880
yours We went in with you and
David and played a little fart challenge.
650
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:31.159
They massaged me in a room like
that. But you' re getting in
651
00:39:31.159 --> 00:39:35.159
on two is the six- hundred- ball driveway. Gives you the attention.
652
00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:37.599
It' s cool, but there' s no different levels. But
653
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:42.519
the human in the centurio in the
good thing is that the menu is like
654
00:39:42.639 --> 00:39:45.199
I don' t mean gourmet.
But if you get food that tells Chinga
655
00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:47.360
I fart and you ask for the
bill and it' s there, see
656
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:49.599
what it says. Zero, zero, zero, zero, that is,
657
00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:52.639
the waiter. He does that to
keep you from tipping him straight. Then
658
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:55.280
don' t do shit, because
it' s included. There' s
659
00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:59.920
no one who has an eXpres American
I think it' s shit to no
660
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:01.800
longer go and not make it clear. No. Yeah, he knows.
661
00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:05.280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he knows. But this fart I
662
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:07.639
would say, for example, to
me it does make me a good metaphor,
663
00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:15.199
a good metaphor Monterrey would be the
VIP waiting room of this airport called
664
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:20.559
the Mexican Republic. Yes, it' s true that you go elsewhere and
665
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:22.719
it' s not the same anymore. It' s not mammoth, but
666
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:27.239
Montret Airport is fine. Now that
I tell you the terminal. It'
667
00:40:27.320 --> 00:40:29.320
s a warehouse. It' s
a cellar, but not so much anymore.
668
00:40:29.480 --> 00:40:34.079
I' ve been growing it.
Vidairous is a brutal case of a
669
00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:37.320
Chile. You can analyze it,
and they overreacted how you know he owns
670
00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:45.079
a bus company. Yes, and
they decided to grow it into a low
671
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:47.840
- cost airline that today, with
the effectiveness of Güey, no, not
672
00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:52.119
every day no longer am I ambassador
of that blowjob. In fact I do
673
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:54.840
not send a greeting to the good
Irra, who is with whom many we
674
00:40:54.880 --> 00:41:00.679
maintain friendship, but to Chile Güey, as it has grown and all the
675
00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:02.679
direct flights that have wey sometimes you
want that ok I want to offer.
676
00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:06.400
I' m going Airroo Mexico.
So far go to Durango, there'
677
00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:07.239
s no direct, there' s
no tea to the dick. Güey no,
678
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.199
you don' t have to scale
the city and my life to Irubus
679
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:15.440
has a list of cities to which
good and you and tacocucho and so they
680
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:20.800
no longer take so long the irosome
ones are all as I have told you,
681
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:23.239
that it is Pleonasmo to say to
goomos ay wey we travel in is
682
00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:27.360
airline weys carnal, but they will
take it as to the lake brother,
683
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:30.960
that is WEY, for it is
for me it is a lake hears.
684
00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:35.079
With all respect I am but very
beautiful, very beautiful wey and to me
685
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:38.199
a beautiful one with the suits and
the bus tercitos to me it is the
686
00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:40.519
tennis ones that take me down.
The dick' s coming down. Bufa
687
00:41:40.599 --> 00:41:44.559
just, look at it and then
the tennis. So that' s like
688
00:41:44.679 --> 00:41:47.239
air force with the video brand.
I say so the cock yes, yes,
689
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:52.800
but yes the suit that gray with
the little site güey is that fashion
690
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.519
is the beautiful oy is wey in
fact, Airo, Mexico every year launches
691
00:41:55.599 --> 00:42:02.239
its as its lines. If it
looks like even pinch catwalk güey, something
692
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:07.960
that if the Applausus opened it looking
for the beautiful average is cute, that
693
00:42:08.079 --> 00:42:13.360
is, it' s cute you' re going to America. Heran has
694
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:19.199
been pulling on American Airlines for forty- five years. Che ma' am
695
00:42:19.320 --> 00:42:22.119
already in a pinch where a deprovisation. If you go to the dick,
696
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:29.039
you climb into a small Güey and
a Chacuandra Weycuandra Jenit sunting R They'
697
00:42:29.039 --> 00:42:32.440
re always old, and great people
who bathe and also big gentlemen who are
698
00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:36.639
stewardess and what the fuck is well
paid for. The net is as it
699
00:42:36.760 --> 00:42:40.360
is well, Verga do not withdraw
well are in a union chidas benefits,
700
00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:45.360
also in Mexico. I think being
supercharged, it' s not that steep.
701
00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:50.039
You have benefits you take a chingo, because the truth is that the
702
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:53.719
pilots is the same case as doctor
with nurses, pilot with nairomosa. There
703
00:42:53.880 --> 00:42:59.239
' s this puny perception that it' s like you protect them and take
704
00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:01.800
them from lotus. The lady if
she' s married to a pilot,
705
00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:05.719
she' s already taking the lotus. He took an orange salad. It
706
00:43:06.039 --> 00:43:07.679
' s okay, it' s
okay, it' s okay, it
707
00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:08.320
' s okay, it' s
okay, it' s okay, it
708
00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:09.280
' s okay, it' s
okay. Wey' s a reality.
709
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:15.079
That' s what' s missing
from her husband being pushed into Chile.
710
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:16.880
It' s one and the pilots
are gonna be pissed off. But it
711
00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:19.440
' s a rule. But they' re a good drink. In fact,
712
00:43:19.480 --> 00:43:22.400
almost most of them are divorced.
Yeah, because the type of chamba
713
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:27.679
and the net, because without posing
the nemborgiza see hears and you' ve
714
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:30.400
never been touched by those stewardesses that
a photo and then, uh, there
715
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:32.679
are tags and then they label you. If you get into his instagram all
716
00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:37.519
tattooed and well good and wey when
you touched a tattooed wey gafata until when
717
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:42.320
he offers you aguey that it was
güey if you apologize, I fill it
718
00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:45.800
with meco that is like you can
diet the pig no and what good it
719
00:43:45.800 --> 00:43:50.480
is and dick tattoos wey if it
has touched me I see in some shoes
720
00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:52.119
is that I label and chiriquis.
I' m not going to tell you
721
00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:55.599
what airline and then I get your
story looked at, gag, olif choir
722
00:43:55.719 --> 00:43:59.159
or dick wey likes a few little
camilitas. Mr Dame, your calera is
723
00:43:59.239 --> 00:44:06.320
good to see more of reading,
but from Chile until you approve of these.
724
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:10.400
I' ve gone, I'
ve gone up all the airport hierarchies
725
00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:15.920
and laneta when you start getting used
to you waiting on one of these blowjobs.
726
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:19.639
You don' t want to be
here next to the vandal Wey anymore,
727
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:22.119
because being next to the dry bonic
remember carnal that at airports people are
728
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:28.000
unemployed. Güey, you have nothing
else to do but wait for a fucking
729
00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:30.519
flight but if it' s already
delayed, the little assholes get creative.
730
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:37.199
And I' m in this fashion. Now I have only one chance six
731
00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:40.559
of the morning leaving Juárez, Wey
arrives a bato wave mole you are see
732
00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:45.360
Adriana, how you are adrian hear
me well, Rapidito brother, you Quito
733
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:47.519
your wine, no, you Quito
five. Sometimes the damn you Quito five
734
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:52.400
look compare the family business is this
and you start throwing the pick and you
735
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:57.599
wey you can have the fucking s
cure to buy. But on a flight
736
00:44:57.639 --> 00:45:00.079
to Juárez de iver Bus at five
forty- five tomorrow and it' s
737
00:45:00.119 --> 00:45:08.119
going to be a dick, because
it can be the fat bremer wey that
738
00:45:08.199 --> 00:45:10.199
you pretend wey what you think is
going to happen here We' re going
739
00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:13.360
to sign it. I hate my
life, brother, I already love myself.
740
00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:16.800
I hate my life here, fucking
the airlines, I hate the airports,
741
00:45:17.119 --> 00:45:20.960
I hate you wey saw my wife, my boss, I don'
742
00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:24.960
t love me wey you come to
me to propose a blowjob wey of hot
743
00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:30.199
wey carts for weddings wey go fuck
yourself, go to the dick wey seriously
744
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:34.159
and that vapa all WEY and then
wey wey is also going to be coming
745
00:45:34.239 --> 00:45:42.280
back from Mazatlan sports fishing. Wey
dawned and they think well funny wey who
746
00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:50.639
is I pinched Alende' s truck
all pure. You know, you know,
747
00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
748
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
749
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
750
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
751
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
752
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
753
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
754
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
755
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
756
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
757
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
758
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
759
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
760
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
761
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
762
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, like, you know,
763
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
764
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
765
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
766
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
767
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
768
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
769
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
770
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
771
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
772
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
773
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
774
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
775
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
776
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
777
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
778
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
779
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.639
you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know,
780
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:54.679
you know, you know, you
know, you You' re already rita
781
00:45:54.679 --> 00:45:58.360
ques wey you' re already at
an airport and you' re done with
782
00:45:58.400 --> 00:46:01.119
the bad news, you' re
done with your dog fence going up to
783
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:06.519
the fucking plane and streets in the
five güey because the net sends you the
784
00:46:06.519 --> 00:46:08.480
heva if it' s worth it, thank you, I compared it,
785
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:09.039
but I bring or bring flow not
the band that arrives. I know it
786
00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:13.280
bothers you, I' d say. But a little photo that as if
787
00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:16.880
you already know what it was to
me always remembered that I was at the
788
00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:21.119
airport and feels a mud bath of
mine the photo. I do compare and
789
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:30.599
I put on the audifers or I
already have it I what happened, what
790
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:39.519
happened, wait to have what ball
and I say it when with the iris
791
00:46:42.119 --> 00:46:45.960
poncho Orante well, we have that
we can not give those examples, because
792
00:46:46.039 --> 00:46:50.920
those who see us are because the
net have not lived this Güey, this
793
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:55.800
what happens to the important people.
Gentlemen, it' s not a complaints
794
00:46:55.800 --> 00:47:00.920
podcast, but yes, of course
it is, yes. Ta rapso for
795
00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:05.119
us to do that was done ten
years ago. It' s so mother
796
00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:07.480
- in- law that you'
re getting up the airport. I'
797
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:12.360
ve done it. He' s
coming to the airport, but he'
798
00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.159
s already recording it, the wing
recording what the little window is. We
799
00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:17.960
went through that all to me what
shits me if it' s right now,
800
00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:21.159
all of a sudden what they would
do. You come a little upset
801
00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:23.599
and you already want to get up
to bed flight at six in the morning
802
00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:29.559
and the old woman who stops the
traffic of the walking ones, because you
803
00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:35.559
want to take a photo going up
the stairs and you make that it is
804
00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:38.239
already of ually the dick. If
Güey wants to portray we or they'
805
00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:42.599
re making the tik tok from which
they leave and that' s where it
806
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:49.320
starts, not like recording the wing
or that memorable trips start in a I
807
00:47:50.199 --> 00:47:52.000
don' t know and the cock, that' s always with a rose,
808
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:54.679
it' s a little muse of
those that you get tiktok. It
809
00:47:54.800 --> 00:47:59.599
' s first the passports, if
the passports and they don' t know
810
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:05.760
if you don' t see the
feelings of the contributions and then the suitcase
811
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:09.239
and way look they' re really
pita. It wasn' t necessary.
812
00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:14.519
It wasn' t necessary. No. I was waiting, waiting, I
813
00:48:14.599 --> 00:48:20.199
was waiting for this bull and I
was waiting for Madagascar. If I minimum,
814
00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:23.400
yes, it' s not c
that' s more realistic. Wey
815
00:48:23.840 --> 00:48:28.679
I mean, I' m not
going to walk, because uniting and it
816
00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:30.800
' s the moon weon not.
But there is for everything, for everyone,
817
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:32.199
for everyone. But if you see
it, if you make these shits
818
00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:37.679
that we' re compared to,
yes, we' re the heads that
819
00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:38.159
sometimes you don' t value the
weight that I' m being raised.
820
00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:44.320
For us we are great and we
are or anyone else. There' s
821
00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:53.880
an exact video. Lira in the
malbar ue chetumal Hey there is a video
822
00:48:54.000 --> 00:48:57.679
that is very raw, but he
is right, that there is a chubby
823
00:48:57.719 --> 00:49:01.079
smoothie on the plane, in the
beautiful brother wing and the girl can sit
824
00:49:01.639 --> 00:49:07.840
my daughter to watch the carcterizar the
plane and says the vato. I could
825
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:09.760
give him the seat and he says
but I better teach him. I said
826
00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:13.440
no in life, not everything'
s gonna be your daughter' s color.
827
00:49:13.519 --> 00:49:15.199
He has to learn that I don' t know if he' s
828
00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:16.360
gonna get away with it all the
time. If then it has touched me
829
00:49:16.400 --> 00:49:20.000
that I go I play in life
or with you and then suddenly you hear
830
00:49:20.719 --> 00:49:24.920
I can be that my mom will
give me you, you can give me
831
00:49:25.000 --> 00:49:29.599
both seats so that I go with
my uncle. I man said yes,
832
00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:32.559
it can be channeled, but imagine
that you, when you' re on
833
00:49:32.639 --> 00:49:37.119
the page and you saw the bus
instead of putting your mom here, you
834
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:38.159
güey bought three to hundreds points or
you bully her like that. Yeah,
835
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:42.400
but I wanted to sleep a little
later, later, and you left the
836
00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:45.840
dick. Torate your moms a wonderful
position in which you can masturbate us both.
837
00:49:45.599 --> 00:49:50.320
And not, but at the same
time Amá farts already. No rhymes,
838
00:49:50.679 --> 00:49:52.119
don' t worry. He'
s got Parkinson' s. I
839
00:49:52.199 --> 00:49:55.800
' ll help you. People make
it true that if you put it on
840
00:49:55.920 --> 00:49:59.719
you don' t put anything else
but sometimes those who put us in a
841
00:49:59.800 --> 00:50:04.000
seat suddenly I gave you are the
first ones who are yelling at you and
842
00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:05.639
spitting at the counter because they tell
you, sir the flight came over.
843
00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:08.639
Yeah, andili ass, not to
compare. I mean, they' re
844
00:50:08.760 --> 00:50:12.480
lessons and they' re the güeys
who scream the most and they' re
845
00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:15.719
yelling at themselves. They' re
live chinitas. I' m going to
846
00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:19.400
New York, well, no shifts. You know, they' re not
847
00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:22.039
the same anymore. They' re
orain this, but she' s not
848
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:24.360
a bastard. Güey, that'
s about you changing your seats. I
849
00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:28.559
say yes I have changed them from
seeing the cymbals tell me mole there is
850
00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:31.559
one seat from the front, because
I know there are cases where to scream
851
00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:35.039
and complain if it has led to
people getting on a plane, yes,
852
00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:43.400
but I would see them as anecdotal
evidence, to which I am not normally
853
00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:46.320
not going to fix anything. Güey
is a vato who studied hotel and tourism,
854
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:51.159
the one in front of you who
hates his life, hates his work
855
00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:55.639
and hates you yes and he is
in the background but full of joy that
856
00:50:55.679 --> 00:50:59.280
you are not getting on the Güey
plane and you are not realizing that the
857
00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:01.960
more you yell at him and insult
him, the more he is inside being
858
00:51:02.079 --> 00:51:07.159
soupare you are not going to get
up and even tell you, sir you
859
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:10.280
do not leave. No. So
where the corners of g ay wey those
860
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:14.440
scenes I' ve seen them,
brother wey no more you' re enjoying
861
00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:15.920
yourself. So son Güey, I
don' t want a bar I want
862
00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:20.360
to keep watching this. I want
to see this novel or an answer you
863
00:51:20.400 --> 00:51:22.800
bastard and start like that you know
all the chilangos wey that has a specialty
864
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:29.519
in here comes this Güey to see
as if you chiche the card American Rewords
865
00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:31.280
bastard and says that clear because you
get that right, gentlemen, that doesn
866
00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:35.360
' t apply. Or when they
buy it and tell him, explain to
867
00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:37.599
him and no. No, yes, no, no, no, no,
868
00:51:38.079 --> 00:51:39.280
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
869
00:51:43.280 --> 00:51:45.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
870
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:50.280
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
871
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:53.639
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
872
00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:53.639
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
873
00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:53.639
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
874
00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:54.400
no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
875
00:51:54.719 --> 00:51:58.880
I' m not going to convince
him and it' s that you don
876
00:51:58.880 --> 00:52:00.679
' t, but you don'
t overdo it and when you start his
877
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:02.559
and the tone you realize how good
in that one that I already screwed up.
878
00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:07.480
I tell you one thing, gentlemen, and it fits and adriar don
879
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:13.360
' t go up tone don'
t shout no more rola, it can
880
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:15.840
' t be fixed And sometimes he
even likes you, wey and if he
881
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:17.239
likes you, maybe they can shake
hands with you. But I, as
882
00:52:17.320 --> 00:52:21.719
Adrian says, have not seen a
bastard screaming. Sir, we' re
883
00:52:21.719 --> 00:52:24.119
going to see the door and return
your hearing aids. His tablet tone and
884
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:29.559
leave your carnal in the waiting rooms. Wey if a plane has already delayed
885
00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:34.199
the halls, it automatically becomes Venezuela. If I hide that fart, if
886
00:52:34.239 --> 00:52:37.440
the dick, people start from going
to the hotel and give me a lonchibon
887
00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:40.440
and some abritas. Wey was two
hours late, yeah, and you were
888
00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:43.559
pissed off You got a cold wey
in there for a while It was in
889
00:52:43.559 --> 00:52:45.679
the corner. Wey if you'
re taking the dick, ge you see
890
00:52:45.719 --> 00:52:47.880
them all formed wey uy this isn' t the biggest. I' m
891
00:52:47.880 --> 00:52:51.039
not alone as an American. It' s just that they' re playing
892
00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:53.639
with us. Lucas with the consumer
and the dick and Güey the bato that
893
00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:57.079
is listening to you doesn' t
even know what it means. Lucran Yes,
894
00:52:57.480 --> 00:52:58.039
No, No, No, No, No, No, No.
895
00:52:58.719 --> 00:53:02.599
You' re wrong, you'
re wey and then you start too because
896
00:53:02.719 --> 00:53:07.000
the band gets upset mole thinks that
paying for a pass v i p Güey
897
00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:09.400
is to enter a room of p
we a, to enter a world well,
898
00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:12.559
no, no, it' s
not his dress. First of all,
899
00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:15.800
yes, Güey fucked up. The
band is that outraged Güey because they
900
00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:20.639
come via and floor pass and are
outraged because before they go through a paralytic
901
00:53:20.679 --> 00:53:23.239
shame Güey and you say what the
fuck Güey. I expect he sees you
902
00:53:23.320 --> 00:53:28.400
for that I do walk say,
gentlemen, they are madromosos these people tell
903
00:53:29.320 --> 00:53:34.840
him the gargas hajaja already come the
down come like plesias to the green and
904
00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:38.320
then this blowjob Wey starts from I
don' t know if you have seen.
905
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:45.320
We' re going to keep in
line and the sharpening of blowjobs wey
906
00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:51.559
practice rows güey in Mexico could work
much easier, so that the indigenous gua,
907
00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:55.440
native peoples, that is to say
this cock lava people who earn eight
908
00:53:55.480 --> 00:54:02.840
thousand pesos down on this side hello
no assholes here climb all the dick no
909
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:07.760
longer climb made cock like or seen
the gringos planes as it is less low
910
00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:13.519
maja mounts, but what are those
of the luke dance. No. No,
911
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:15.800
no, no, it' s
just that you don' t have
912
00:54:15.800 --> 00:54:17.199
me that much under the habit.
No, if there' s one,
913
00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:22.679
if there' s, if there' s blue, inter yellow, inter
914
00:54:22.840 --> 00:54:27.880
ah you suck you, if we
were wey we ow wey if WEY if
915
00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.920
you put the ticket there and I
think it' s how you get wey
916
00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:36.800
if it' s low cost,
so you' re going as I'
917
00:54:36.840 --> 00:54:40.599
m going to get no more that
mom, the most bastard reaneiro wey yeah,
918
00:54:42.199 --> 00:54:43.519
well, yeah, yeah, güey
that is, and they were going
919
00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:46.039
to sell the tickets standing. It' s just that the business model of
920
00:54:46.119 --> 00:54:50.519
an airline wey is in the little
dicks that' s getting you into it.
921
00:54:50.840 --> 00:54:53.119
Since you bought the ticket. You
want this? You want to be
922
00:54:53.119 --> 00:54:57.960
this? You want this and then, since you get there, you want
923
00:54:58.079 --> 00:55:00.679
this to be documented and that'
s where it starts and where low-
924
00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:07.079
cost ironies pretend not to pay so
much by telling you wey, so sacrifice
925
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:10.599
the luggage, for example, sacrifice
the stuff because I' m not going
926
00:55:10.639 --> 00:55:14.320
to feed you wey sacrifices the one
that might be the comfort. That,
927
00:55:14.519 --> 00:55:16.719
then, for the sake of flying
you cost half the clear wey, but
928
00:55:16.719 --> 00:55:21.320
well, I say that on flights, on short flights, if you can
929
00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:24.599
sacrifice it, but long mills.
No güey. That' s where wey
930
00:55:24.679 --> 00:55:30.119
games come in You say your pinche
lives so it' s low- cost
931
00:55:30.920 --> 00:55:32.760
from here to Turkey. Go to
the dick and no legs and no ass
932
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:36.599
wey wey you don' t have
to have. But, they' re
933
00:55:36.639 --> 00:55:39.320
going to do what wey does if
he has that ability to sleep in very
934
00:55:39.400 --> 00:55:45.800
small spaces, gey if you see
yourself right now, no, no,
935
00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:49.400
not exactly that they sell food sometimes
you say, because I prefer no more
936
00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:53.440
than that. Yeah, some doritos, a teat and a wey pinche crosan
937
00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:58.639
four hundred and eighty bols wait.
WEY so since you chat pinchecos and only
938
00:55:58.679 --> 00:56:01.639
in card the dick and wey and
I go because if you pull the finished
939
00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:06.880
one and always and here in montrea, sometimes in the horn you see angry
940
00:56:07.199 --> 00:56:09.480
the truth and yes exactly in an
airplane that do not fear they bring you
941
00:56:09.480 --> 00:56:10.559
another one, they bring you another. Always pull it up to the pilot
942
00:56:10.639 --> 00:56:14.440
to transfer it to the pilot.
You tell yourself, you can transforte it.
943
00:56:14.480 --> 00:56:15.679
We' re going to get into
a subject that you transfer to the
944
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:16.800
pilot that the pilot hasn' t
touched you, too. Those who want
945
00:56:16.880 --> 00:56:20.639
to slice it a yes, güey
look to see or that there is good.
946
00:56:20.639 --> 00:56:22.480
I like it, no yes,
I like it, I like it,
947
00:56:22.719 --> 00:56:27.039
it' s fucking good afternoon,
vadita, it' s good for
948
00:56:27.079 --> 00:56:30.559
them to stick, it starts to
the last name say if the dick we
949
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:38.000
go yes, directly from here Monterrey, the angels, but the angels there
950
00:56:38.000 --> 00:56:38.880
with asses open the flowers or they
can' t open the hatch. I
951
00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:43.119
' m already going to lower the
truth would be, but the vato always
952
00:56:43.840 --> 00:56:47.119
tells you, there' s always
this pilot and good and the tigers who
953
00:56:47.480 --> 00:56:52.079
lost yesterday true, but well,
let' s go to the curs who
954
00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:52.760
are laughing, don' t stress
out. We' re going to be
955
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:55.840
traveling thirty- five thousand feet high, as well as dicks. I care
956
00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:59.280
about the feet and the pure compadres
and this shit that falls down and I
957
00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:01.440
shit everything we' re gonna leave
the bitch with that information, not without
958
00:57:01.440 --> 00:57:06.440
it. I' m going to
fuck up compare can be these pilots who
959
00:57:06.519 --> 00:57:08.840
suddenly say you' re going to
dive in with pers and if we'
960
00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:12.840
re going to be traveling and they
throw you all the mellic prick and then
961
00:57:12.920 --> 00:57:19.840
you say since well you' re
going to fall ho cico and dick Ponthor
962
00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:23.800
Trulling vir buls sur vinoas no and
I pushed it breast wey that is what
963
00:57:23.800 --> 00:57:27.519
dick wey we go to Morelia.
Güey not the gringos, the gringos pilots,
964
00:57:27.920 --> 00:57:35.159
but Jones already, Roger Cabron and
you say that güey was in Vietnam.
965
00:57:36.400 --> 00:57:43.480
That drive killed several Vietnamese. Ri
L whipped all this pepper spray into
966
00:57:43.559 --> 00:58:04.320
a Roger we Wild Robots plant or
later or bot and Wong my Holy Ors
967
00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:21.280
or not. Per Ton Bueno t
Tryse Browns or or I don' t.
968
00:58:21.639 --> 00:58:28.880
Michael Jackson' s w we hear
that you' ve been touched by
969
00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:36.480
the surcharges of my ban that when
they speak my no more wants to finish
970
00:58:36.960 --> 00:58:42.000
the good we Fan Star And the
truth is that they finish this cra mass
971
00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:44.280
is that I say we' re
going to do it, but there are
972
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:49.760
some that if they skip the groin
and that we' re going to go
973
00:58:52.840 --> 00:59:02.679
to people the girl of the lop
watch ch n s or not alone we
974
00:59:02.679 --> 00:59:05.519
travel to watch band is playing.
We' re comedy. First we want
975
00:59:05.599 --> 00:59:08.079
a piggyback for people who work at
airports. Everyone, if they don'
976
00:59:08.079 --> 00:59:10.440
t want each other, we have
to love them. We always go with
977
00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:15.039
them. Hey there' s the
name of the saying that the shoe,
978
00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:25.920
the grigo is worth dick to speak
in Spanish wey i or the sparks are
979
00:59:30.440 --> 00:59:35.800
that it was choice. Hey,
it' s not your turn when you
980
00:59:35.840 --> 00:59:39.480
get on the heroines, you climb
up and you stop people and they'
981
00:59:39.519 --> 00:59:42.960
re the first ones already sitting down. And if I do well, as
982
00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:47.119
they said in a tik tok,
that going in first class is to have
983
00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:52.199
an east what is called a walk
of poor people, which is what they
984
00:59:52.320 --> 00:59:55.360
gave you. If you' re
watching people pass, but one who has
985
00:59:55.480 --> 01:00:00.079
to go back, not in first
class, change your wey primes. The
986
01:00:00.199 --> 01:00:04.599
class is like this, it'
s there meadow if you keep it in
987
01:00:04.599 --> 01:00:07.599
Airo, Mexico, if it'
s from the HUEY because the cock in
988
01:00:07.719 --> 01:00:12.400
Mexico, on early flights MX you' ll always see in first class weys
989
01:00:12.400 --> 01:00:15.480
that appear Spanish, for that is
gachupines here of these güeys, with colored
990
01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:19.719
eyes senators so whenever they come with
their old here and their old one has
991
01:00:19.800 --> 01:00:24.000
legin sallo and dick and suddenly they' re reading the pinche, the universal,
992
01:00:24.480 --> 01:00:27.679
the financial wey and we see how
they lowered lenses to see you.
993
01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:30.760
So if you' re this disgusting
girl, like Güey, you' re
994
01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:34.480
the one who' s already walking
cock children, we' re going on
995
01:00:34.559 --> 01:00:37.039
the same plane or Güey' s
dying, we' re both dead.
996
01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:40.360
We' re the same carnal shit
and leg- crossing, if not more
997
01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:46.559
than they stop reading wey like that
and make him so that Güey charros then
998
01:00:46.639 --> 01:00:51.079
turns his cup. He played orange, they give you and it fits you
999
01:00:51.119 --> 01:00:53.880
well and so on, ma'
am, already, if the lady who
1000
01:00:53.920 --> 01:00:58.119
doesn' t walk comes in,
they always come with a güerillo boy like
1001
01:00:58.239 --> 01:01:00.199
that from a child, so he' s güerlla hair and even the child
1002
01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:05.079
tells him, Dad, who they
are, what they are, they,
1003
01:01:06.079 --> 01:01:08.320
they go back, why their skin
is like that, Dad, because he
1004
01:01:08.320 --> 01:01:12.880
brings yes, stop down. Mr
Hey leave tuey until you travel in first
1005
01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:16.679
class, on long flights is that
you understand why the visc then I know
1006
01:01:16.800 --> 01:01:22.480
why in a post carnal plane you, because when it' s first class,
1007
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:24.239
long flight, which is a rim
lineer of those Aeromexico, of those
1008
01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:30.440
grotesque booing blowjobs Yes, boyne Wayao
you don' t feel in the you
1009
01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:34.400
feel to Argentina. It' s
just that I, on the way from
1010
01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:37.159
Argentina, was normal in class.
He' s already on the line.
1011
01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:39.960
It' s an eight- and- a- half hours when they'
1012
01:01:39.960 --> 01:01:43.000
re starting to get upset. But
you' re getting off, when you
1013
01:01:43.039 --> 01:01:45.800
' re about to send the dick. But on the way back I told
1014
01:01:45.880 --> 01:01:51.719
the good David and told him hey
check if there' s a first class
1015
01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:53.239
there on the return and let'
s see how much it costs. And
1016
01:01:53.360 --> 01:01:57.800
let' s see today it doesn' t contain. And then suddenly a
1017
01:01:57.840 --> 01:02:01.079
price passed me that I said not
clear güey, totally I think and I
1018
01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:05.599
paid it and that already I had
gone down in that blowjob that because you
1019
01:02:05.880 --> 01:02:08.840
lay down completely and went to bed, you lay down completely and then gives
1020
01:02:08.840 --> 01:02:13.440
you a frizz, a pillow and
then you' re stopping an old prick
1021
01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:15.320
from Argentina. Wey who brings thong
and cock, because you already understand why
1022
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:22.199
the Luis Crespo said softly you see
it is that you relax, is that
1023
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:24.679
carnal, because the other is the
iPad And then you tell her you can
1024
01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:28.639
grab her from allue the eggs if
you are under the sheet And well she
1025
01:02:28.840 --> 01:02:32.280
has the hardy queen in suicide squadron
and a calambrito. And then the pressure
1026
01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:36.199
doesn' t know and you say
your pinche, Luis Cree, well,
1027
01:02:36.199 --> 01:02:37.000
unfortunate. I' d have pulled
it, too. I pulled it,
1028
01:02:37.360 --> 01:02:39.440
too. I think Luis c wife
of the jal in first class. I
1029
01:02:39.760 --> 01:02:43.440
don' t think I' m
stuck in a flight of those Guadalajara,
1030
01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:45.599
six o' clock, yes,
not next to a man like that.
1031
01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:50.679
So how cool are you to wey
there are some smells that you say with
1032
01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:53.920
whom I see wey to my very
juarito, it' s like to rare
1033
01:02:54.039 --> 01:02:58.159
with whom your ropes wey that the
cat was had in the boat no mames.
1034
01:02:58.199 --> 01:03:00.800
I got a bato and just as
I' ve been touched by people
1035
01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:04.440
who if you' re a very
talkative wey I do, I got an
1036
01:03:04.480 --> 01:03:07.159
experience in this last one of the
Angels that takes about three and a half
1037
01:03:07.159 --> 01:03:10.039
hours. I am in place three, to the lady in three B and
1038
01:03:10.159 --> 01:03:14.800
her son, Chiquito in three of
him, who follows, because the lady
1039
01:03:14.880 --> 01:03:17.920
in the middle and at first I
thought the child was badly created compa and
1040
01:03:19.039 --> 01:03:22.360
that is why it was very annoying. I used to hit the pinche seat
1041
01:03:22.440 --> 01:03:25.280
and then, because it vibrated Me
too, it wouldn' t let me
1042
01:03:25.400 --> 01:03:29.599
read or sleep anything we neither.
And then I realized that the kid,
1043
01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:31.719
the kid had a problem of exact, a problem of communication, of speaking
1044
01:03:32.519 --> 01:03:39.400
wey of language. And I got
so empathized with Mrs Carnal, and I
1045
01:03:39.440 --> 01:03:42.679
didn' t get into it until
the end. When I saw him give
1046
01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:45.320
him drops of CBD. That'
s when I confirmed that you and he
1047
01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:47.519
calmed down, died and said I
was diagnosed. He tells me yes,
1048
01:03:47.719 --> 01:03:51.400
yes, yes. In fact,
they were coming to Monterrey for stem cell
1049
01:03:51.480 --> 01:03:54.920
treatment. More than the nose came
with an anxiety attack. Carnalta cualero three
1050
01:03:55.000 --> 01:04:00.800
and a half hours with the ears
covered the boy Güey hitting the feeling from
1051
01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:04.159
front wey until Mr Adelante also behaved
very well that never nor I said anything.
1052
01:04:04.239 --> 01:04:08.079
Wey, that' s the net. Of course and until the lady
1053
01:04:08.119 --> 01:04:11.119
already talked to me wey well,
poor thing. If the net on the
1054
01:04:11.199 --> 01:04:15.000
flights, always happens carnal that you' re already about to take off and
1055
01:04:15.079 --> 01:04:18.079
you' re going to leave like
that, you taste and more takes you
1056
01:04:18.199 --> 01:04:21.239
a notita wey and a tuttype that
hello. My name is Leonardito. I
1057
01:04:21.320 --> 01:04:24.679
' m sorry for two years,
and during the flight I can' t
1058
01:04:24.679 --> 01:04:28.159
shut up. And then one says
why if you wrote that message, Leonardito,
1059
01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:30.679
you can' t just keep it
an egg, you gas the intelligence
1060
01:04:30.880 --> 01:04:34.119
to write in zonal twelve wey such, but you can' t, but
1061
01:04:34.360 --> 01:04:36.599
you can' t fall off something
like that with the flight. I don
1062
01:04:36.599 --> 01:04:38.880
' t understand. I don'
t understand that. I didn' t
1063
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:43.079
happen to you that you' re
going to work. You sit 13 to
1064
01:04:43.920 --> 01:04:49.280
the middle is salary and where you' re sitting on three o' clock
1065
01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:51.840
the fat guy didn' t see
the bar it was time for the divorce.
1066
01:04:51.840 --> 01:04:59.960
Going to Culiacán' s daughter,
twenty- three years a wey wey
1067
01:05:00.400 --> 01:05:02.360
ass and the old one like that, you lose that fast wey like that
1068
01:05:02.440 --> 01:05:10.599
and you feel uncomfortable feeling, she
ah good night and wolf good night and
1069
01:05:10.639 --> 01:05:13.519
gone, but that' s almost
if she got out. I don'
1070
01:05:14.320 --> 01:05:17.400
t know the pinch boralote like that
and the poop like that so you keep
1071
01:05:17.480 --> 01:05:23.480
quiet and all of a sudden no
more and push the light wave or the
1072
01:05:23.559 --> 01:05:25.480
dicks and then you see the little
feet well arranged. Wey like that with
1073
01:05:25.559 --> 01:05:30.679
a white line in his face and
you turn to give your feet and say
1074
01:05:30.679 --> 01:05:33.079
you chinga. I want to change
the old lady. All of a sudden
1075
01:05:33.159 --> 01:05:38.960
he took out an iPad and no
more gets to the güeyes and wey ah
1076
01:05:39.000 --> 01:05:45.199
well, you got something the mock, put on a tasting, red,
1077
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:48.280
hahaha, you already took or then
love, so you fall and celebrate it.
1078
01:05:49.199 --> 01:05:55.920
Ah oh, he' s a
bastard and you, and then you
1079
01:05:55.960 --> 01:06:00.559
drop by looking at the beautiful one
and they cross and you drop it say
1080
01:06:00.599 --> 01:06:04.360
so, well, don' t
booze too and the sales that you don
1081
01:06:04.440 --> 01:06:08.599
' t do to me like that
you ask, you open up some little
1082
01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:09.639
ranchers and you just see the long
nails. So crilyco with the teat,
1083
01:06:09.960 --> 01:06:15.559
cheers cheña more and coughs the day
already you' re playing a part of
1084
01:06:15.639 --> 01:06:19.320
that so and suddenly and you,
what' s your name and you,
1085
01:06:19.519 --> 01:06:28.679
ah chifle that blowjob wey I hear
that, I hear no güey, no
1086
01:06:28.760 --> 01:06:35.880
güey what about that, but I
can put there that ma but chifamo what
1087
01:06:36.400 --> 01:06:44.159
oviado, güey no, they don' t put your hearing aids and chase
1088
01:06:44.519 --> 01:06:48.679
to pass you stop pricking ass so
you, if you can come up there
1089
01:06:48.719 --> 01:06:53.239
a joke from Panama, right,
I' m going to put there some
1090
01:06:53.280 --> 01:06:59.039
wey divorced eggs pinches and all the
fish to marry the eggs there wey and
1091
01:06:59.039 --> 01:07:02.480
hear there you go to clear cry, so let the plane not or unless
1092
01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:04.760
you get well not those couples wey. I' m my poor relic and
1093
01:07:04.800 --> 01:07:08.880
like those weyes bastards who always wave
wey you go for the vegas. No,
1094
01:07:09.079 --> 01:07:12.800
güey oh, not me we we
wey want to see that dicks where
1095
01:07:12.840 --> 01:07:15.760
the world takes me. Pongo güey
jo is vorbando for and it gives the
1096
01:07:15.840 --> 01:07:19.280
munch is fine, no, I' m not going to record one is
1097
01:07:19.280 --> 01:07:26.360
that I make a neither fans oh, no, not this bitch or that
1098
01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:30.039
' s the hunch really good is
that it happens brother, that there is
1099
01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:31.719
a attention, because I think it
happens to everyone. I don' t
1100
01:07:31.800 --> 01:07:36.239
know if it' s a two- hour flight and all of a sudden
1101
01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:39.199
you' re on breads because you
travel for comfortable and you feel like an
1102
01:07:39.199 --> 01:07:42.960
ass. So wey already hand in
hand no more to calm her down wey
1103
01:07:43.079 --> 01:07:46.320
because you know yes, changed bad
are well drooled. All this but the
1104
01:07:47.320 --> 01:07:50.920
dick that if there' s something
you say I have to do, that
1105
01:07:50.960 --> 01:07:55.039
is, that boy to do something
to make me notice and you say no
1106
01:07:55.159 --> 01:07:58.400
more let her pass, let her
walk with a good morra in a port
1107
01:07:58.599 --> 01:08:00.239
and then he didn' t see
it. I' m going to get
1108
01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:03.440
off, we' re already missing
ten thousand piras and not much to go
1109
01:08:03.559 --> 01:08:10.559
down the free one and the most
tells you look are the photos of my
1110
01:08:10.559 --> 01:08:12.199
only fans that happened. Not all
right, all right, obviously, all
1111
01:08:12.239 --> 01:08:16.720
the way away from the truth,
for example, yes, and then you
1112
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:20.000
get off wey and then, that' s when the devil Güey is like
1113
01:08:20.119 --> 01:08:23.279
that, but don' t peel
my dick. The devil comes, you
1114
01:08:23.359 --> 01:08:29.359
ask for a taxi grabs his life
towards the handle and the daughter the two
1115
01:08:29.640 --> 01:08:32.760
with house sea Weyr Güey and then
you get to the hotel and it'
1116
01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:38.520
s coming to the bi hotel that
your wey and I said to the dick
1117
01:08:38.600 --> 01:08:41.319
no and then already tells you no, because you brought her we yes exactly
1118
01:08:43.640 --> 01:08:46.119
that is, you already wait for
her to his room and the life and
1119
01:08:46.199 --> 01:08:51.439
the old woman is in your old
one tells you you like pretending you don
1120
01:08:51.600 --> 01:08:56.199
' t know us the not any
of that and good for the turbulence that
1121
01:08:56.199 --> 01:08:56.720
I' ve always said, the
joke gives me a lot. Yeah,
1122
01:08:58.479 --> 01:09:02.560
I' m gonna shave furniture for
you, but it' s very much
1123
01:09:02.760 --> 01:09:06.039
a debate, I' m telling
you, I haven' t done it,
1124
01:09:06.279 --> 01:09:10.479
wey, but you realize when a
killer brings an ass that' s
1125
01:09:10.479 --> 01:09:13.640
gonna take it back to r wey
and it' s not him, I
1126
01:09:13.720 --> 01:09:15.439
mean, but they' re not
in the same seat, it' s
1127
01:09:15.439 --> 01:09:16.039
not in that you see, Mr
Huerotes of those pinks. So it looks
1128
01:09:16.079 --> 01:09:21.039
like when pistes get all red mud
and the old lady goes always waddy him
1129
01:09:21.159 --> 01:09:26.319
here so that you go grab us
so hands here or the mock goes in
1130
01:09:26.399 --> 01:09:29.359
front of him. That' s
typical. They never go together, Güey,
1131
01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:31.119
never go together or go in the
same seat. But the medium goes
1132
01:09:31.920 --> 01:09:36.520
this some comrade of a comrade who
carry him and there he goes. And
1133
01:09:36.640 --> 01:09:41.960
I do, Güey this one and
hug the asshole, hug it all the
1134
01:09:42.520 --> 01:09:45.039
rooms and either you go. So
I say you go, no, the
1135
01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:46.520
bat goes like this, of course, you go and go to the lord
1136
01:09:46.600 --> 01:09:51.319
and you go to the old pinche
with mayas de halo wey Lilo weys and
1137
01:09:51.359 --> 01:09:56.439
alegin' s leggings leggins and you
say and the wey and they get off
1138
01:09:56.479 --> 01:09:59.199
and when you see it, suddenly
the bato goes up the hataxi and the
1139
01:09:59.239 --> 01:10:02.039
old one goes up Echo mother of
the bass, no longer man, because
1140
01:10:02.119 --> 01:10:05.720
if you observe it well, dog
dick, I all give myself tota if
1141
01:10:06.479 --> 01:10:09.640
it was dick wey that it is
time to catch. The turbulences, brothers
1142
01:10:09.720 --> 01:10:14.159
and sisters are terrible that you remember
that the joke of the deaf wey who
1143
01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:17.640
yawned the stewardess, the joke and
the sobor ah s to kill wey not
1144
01:10:17.640 --> 01:10:20.319
the turbulences. But there' s
always someone who sleeps in the turbulence,
1145
01:10:20.399 --> 01:10:26.560
who says what a blessing to you, to jump yes, to skip that
1146
01:10:27.680 --> 01:10:30.800
blowjob wey but out of farts carnal
what I did see once on a plane
1147
01:10:30.880 --> 01:10:34.920
wey awesome wey a bato I mean
and this is true, it was one
1148
01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:41.319
of the güeros of interjet a is
seriously and the plane started to have turbulence.
1149
01:10:42.600 --> 01:10:45.920
Eyes on, Eyes on, I
don' t know where. Vergas
1150
01:10:45.000 --> 01:10:50.079
thinks we were passing and shit and
it' s all pitching and the net
1151
01:10:50.199 --> 01:10:55.640
wet wey bit him to that fart
and he asked Aquatizajeon for an aquatizaje.
1152
01:10:55.840 --> 01:11:00.560
What is that, because that is
what you know the pendeja every time it
1153
01:11:00.760 --> 01:11:09.960
' s like what cocks you think
you' re a water- scape being
1154
01:11:10.039 --> 01:11:12.239
because to see look let' s
play with the words. If landing,
1155
01:11:14.319 --> 01:11:17.760
there will land the land to exact
land, then if the watering that would
1156
01:11:20.359 --> 01:11:27.800
be to land in water water the
presentations that the condomials they put on,
1157
01:11:28.920 --> 01:11:30.680
to what they told him. If
I, the five of them, even
1158
01:11:30.680 --> 01:11:34.880
the pilot, showed it, how
they see the little bitch of thirty-
1159
01:11:35.199 --> 01:11:39.039
one f just came in. You
can' t ask for watering. No
1160
01:11:39.199 --> 01:11:43.840
one imagines with what right, how
you feel about a little while ago a
1161
01:11:44.279 --> 01:11:45.920
vato that didn' t let them
leave on a flight from Guatemala. The
1162
01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:49.239
whole thing opened the door, that
is, it was from airo México.
1163
01:11:50.039 --> 01:11:55.680
They didn' t realize he got
on the plane and they said they stayed
1164
01:11:55.760 --> 01:11:59.600
there for four hours without taking off. Then they can' t return them
1165
01:11:59.600 --> 01:12:01.319
to salan. I don' t
know what fart a vato opened the emergency
1166
01:12:01.399 --> 01:12:06.880
door and went to the güey wing
to sit down and screamed at the little
1167
01:12:06.960 --> 01:12:10.880
boat, for I think they should
see it, but the whole plane,
1168
01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:15.159
sort of raised a claim that you
shouldn' t overdo it wey dick yeah
1169
01:12:15.239 --> 01:12:18.000
well I see it you yes g
but South Korea' s was an accident
1170
01:12:18.039 --> 01:12:21.199
or someone opened it. According to
me, it was opened by Güey himself,
1171
01:12:21.439 --> 01:12:25.760
which makes me laugh. There'
s a video where you give it,
1172
01:12:26.079 --> 01:12:27.720
but there was another one. Remember, I thought people got out.
1173
01:12:28.399 --> 01:12:31.239
There wasn' t one if you
went with the belt, not if I
1174
01:12:31.239 --> 01:12:35.279
gino so high, but there were
some where they had to fix it.
1175
01:12:35.319 --> 01:12:41.039
Many planes of that model because they
screwed the doors of those of what is
1176
01:12:41.119 --> 01:12:44.720
called the emergency ones and it is
seen where it will burst the door and
1177
01:12:45.359 --> 01:12:47.520
go there is always an entanglement with
the planes, that is to say a
1178
01:12:48.640 --> 01:12:50.720
battle that for more than there are
turbulences. I love airplanes and has even
1179
01:12:50.760 --> 01:12:57.159
a radar to track where the Güey
plane comes from. You remember when the
1180
01:12:57.239 --> 01:13:00.880
others didn' t land, they
sent you there, yeah, accumulate the
1181
01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:05.199
mile is this güey. There are
the aeronautics aircraft enthusiasts. And I don
1182
01:13:05.319 --> 01:13:10.960
' t know how you can mean
I understand it, but I prick Jobby
1183
01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:14.199
gachu wey out of fart and right
now wey me, now made forty-
1184
01:13:14.479 --> 01:13:17.199
one I really like to vegar,
but my forty- one I do enjoy,
1185
01:13:17.840 --> 01:13:19.880
but not so much turbulence or yes, but as you see hours hieromous
1186
01:13:19.880 --> 01:13:21.960
that are fine. I see the
beautiful ones that are fine. It'
1187
01:13:23.000 --> 01:13:26.039
s the indicator. If the galas
say it' s pinche vion from the
1188
01:13:26.079 --> 01:13:29.600
dick and they arrive they follow,
you know that they' re capable of
1189
01:13:29.640 --> 01:13:32.600
not showing it or they might be
wrong, but they' ve already trained
1190
01:13:32.680 --> 01:13:33.720
themselves to have the daughter and that
said I don' t wear the dick
1191
01:13:33.720 --> 01:13:39.199
anymore. But if it happened when
you already, when you charge, yes,
1192
01:13:39.720 --> 01:13:42.720
it was not. There are some
videos in tiktoks of tribulations that you
1193
01:13:42.800 --> 01:13:44.800
say go to the dick Güey.
If Güey is afraid to be there,
1194
01:13:45.119 --> 01:13:48.359
Güey and leave you to pray.
Güey doesn' t grow in God,
1195
01:13:48.479 --> 01:13:51.800
you little god of a bear.
Please, Güey to the Confucius I gave
1196
01:13:51.920 --> 01:13:56.359
to zaratrusta and the cock Güey did
not, but I even got it out
1197
01:13:56.399 --> 01:13:59.840
to you Catholic. I order a
compadre chev and why the Night. Nothing,
1198
01:14:00.199 --> 01:14:01.560
no, no, no, no, Güey, it' s not
1199
01:14:02.600 --> 01:14:08.560
this one anymore It' s not
that wey. Yeah, I have little
1200
01:14:08.600 --> 01:14:14.640
chance of the dick I liked.
The other time I was wearing the iPad
1201
01:14:15.000 --> 01:14:16.760
and the planes won' t let
you. I don' t know if
1202
01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:19.560
you knew that planes can' t
go through airplane tragedy movies. No.
1203
01:14:19.640 --> 01:14:23.079
No, no, I don'
t know, no, no, they
1204
01:14:23.399 --> 01:14:27.600
don' t pass so you didn' t put a snake wey that embroidered
1205
01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:30.439
and that bleached name the lady on
the side came up whipped brother and then
1206
01:14:30.560 --> 01:14:34.439
I was doing it with the umbrella
down on her feet I said and I
1207
01:14:34.439 --> 01:14:34.720
don' t have the dick wey
there was also a lady coming. Watching
1208
01:14:34.720 --> 01:14:36.800
the documentary. No. No.
Don' t you? Don' t
1209
01:14:36.800 --> 01:14:39.760
you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1210
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1211
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1212
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1213
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1214
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1215
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1216
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1217
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1218
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1219
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1220
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1221
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1222
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:39.760
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1223
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:40.399
no, no, no. No. No, no? Don' t
1224
01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:45.279
you? Not Mrs Güey, not
all Mrs Hey, well there' s
1225
01:14:45.359 --> 01:14:48.560
the geeks that travel a dick and
always wear a suit. They' re
1226
01:14:49.039 --> 01:14:51.840
people you said Hey, your dad' s gonna be super happy. He
1227
01:14:51.920 --> 01:14:56.239
' s always on a trip.
No, Chana' s gonna kill my
1228
01:14:56.239 --> 01:15:00.600
dad today. I think that illusion
is answered an age when you think you
1229
01:15:00.720 --> 01:15:02.640
' re going up to enjoy a
life. Yeah, when you start to
1230
01:15:02.720 --> 01:15:06.199
see that you get off the plane, you get a dick from Chamba,
1231
01:15:06.439 --> 01:15:11.720
you don' t like it that
much anymore, and you leave when you
1232
01:15:11.840 --> 01:15:13.520
get off and it turns out that
the transfer to the hotel lasts longer than
1233
01:15:13.520 --> 01:15:15.920
the flight. And son, his
mother wey vine and in Cancún güey water
1234
01:15:16.159 --> 01:15:19.520
cocks here wey if in Cancún also
you say your wey are an hour wey
1235
01:15:19.640 --> 01:15:23.279
until wey hotel and then what they
receive me and they put me in the
1236
01:15:23.359 --> 01:15:27.760
yes no and I wanted everything like
that worked. How has been the globalization
1237
01:15:27.920 --> 01:15:30.880
of this that already when traveling if
he is father, but already gives blowjob
1238
01:15:30.960 --> 01:15:36.600
to many band also activated the places
that has fences. You don' t
1239
01:15:38.520 --> 01:15:43.640
have to get on a güey plane
to enjoy your life. I mean,
1240
01:15:43.720 --> 01:15:45.760
you can go to magical villages that
stay close to you and see if you
1241
01:15:46.000 --> 01:15:49.159
can fuck four hundred Egas. Here' s Chingadas There' s a magical
1242
01:15:49.159 --> 01:15:51.199
town. Tell Molins, there'
s no one wey missing from everyone.
1243
01:15:51.479 --> 01:15:56.840
The bato of the pibes jets I
interviewed ariel. His name is Gabriel Salinas,
1244
01:15:57.079 --> 01:15:59.960
the traitor. That' s the
nickname he founded Adama Gratis Cumbia Villera
1245
01:16:00.159 --> 01:16:05.199
with. The bato had since the
two thousand two that says that on a
1246
01:16:05.239 --> 01:16:11.079
plane almost fell and gave it phobia. And it was, then, twenty
1247
01:16:11.159 --> 01:16:15.439
- one years, twenty- two
years without coming to Mexico and filled the
1248
01:16:15.479 --> 01:16:17.000
Monterrey sand because, then, and
how I told him, because he grabbed
1249
01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:19.640
the orge and said already I have
to remove that phobia pinche. But twenty
1250
01:16:19.760 --> 01:16:25.520
years without getting on a plane until
he got on board and well they were
1251
01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:28.079
waiting for him. Let' s
say there are famous cases. Dennis Bercaham,
1252
01:16:28.319 --> 01:16:30.840
the Dutch player, what happened to
him. I think in the nine
1253
01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:34.079
- eight World Cup he arrived by
train by boat because he gives it right
1254
01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:38.560
now. Not anymore, no,
he didn' t like to see the
1255
01:16:38.640 --> 01:16:43.720
same Pedro Infante. He died flying
a plane fell for the second time and
1256
01:16:44.039 --> 01:16:46.880
he already had it. They had
already warned and warned. There is also
1257
01:16:46.960 --> 01:16:50.239
a case of a ne itself piloting. There' s a case of a
1258
01:16:50.279 --> 01:16:58.319
thief who had been caught and extradited
and ran off the rim and tipped himself.
1259
01:16:58.479 --> 01:17:00.199
I don' t know, wey
ran away. He' s gone
1260
01:17:00.199 --> 01:17:03.880
Bo. It' s good to
see what' s fancy. It'
1261
01:17:04.119 --> 01:17:08.680
s also not because it' s
accurate. It' s not strawberry to
1262
01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:14.279
travel the most strawberry for when you' re going to travel, beach chorts
1263
01:17:14.319 --> 01:17:17.880
or breads or the bato that thinks
well cock because it got well dressed carnal
1264
01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:18.720
you' re going to work,
you' re going to come down and
1265
01:17:18.720 --> 01:17:20.000
it' s going to help you. In fact, when you get off,
1266
01:17:20.319 --> 01:17:24.920
you' re gonna be waiting for
a black guy with a tablet with
1267
01:17:24.920 --> 01:17:27.159
your last name. You' re
going to be evacuated to the house,
1268
01:17:27.640 --> 01:17:31.319
to the plant at Qaker' s
head quater, it' s hot,
1269
01:17:31.720 --> 01:17:34.800
papalta a vir How we changed it. You can bring a blue Burberry shawl,
1270
01:17:35.399 --> 01:17:39.960
you can bring anything you want.
But if you' re going to
1271
01:17:40.039 --> 01:17:41.119
chat, then you' re going
to chat, you' re going to
1272
01:17:41.119 --> 01:17:43.239
chat. No. No, no, no, you' re throwing no
1273
01:17:43.239 --> 01:17:45.520
shit. And I say this one. In conclusion, I say what low
1274
01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:50.439
- cost airlines are and you already
have to boast vacations if we already said
1275
01:17:50.479 --> 01:17:54.399
it in another podcast. Don'
t know, don' t you know?
1276
01:17:54.439 --> 01:17:58.479
Don' t upload photos when more
than six months of the trip have
1277
01:17:58.520 --> 01:18:00.960
passed unless it' s a valid
simpleme that the band thinks we' re
1278
01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:04.359
angry too, you' re not
worth a dick if the point is.
1279
01:18:05.000 --> 01:18:11.000
The point is we' re giving
you advice that sometimes you' re Forzandy
1280
01:18:11.479 --> 01:18:14.880
Shang Chandy, force in the Machine, Forcing the Machine, Forza AndÃa,
1281
01:18:15.239 --> 01:18:19.399
for the Warten Medons. We change
if you' re on TVT, for
1282
01:18:19.640 --> 01:18:24.359
example, neither don' t you
no longer do it and low- cost
1283
01:18:24.359 --> 01:18:30.239
aircraft. It is rumored that in
the United States there is going to be
1284
01:18:30.319 --> 01:18:34.640
an airline where you go as they
said, almost stopped, because it is
1285
01:18:34.800 --> 01:18:38.800
carnal in how much lower the cost
wey if nothing more to light a plane.
1286
01:18:38.880 --> 01:18:42.399
What it costs is, you have
to see the weather using things where
1287
01:18:42.479 --> 01:18:45.640
you sacrifice that experience that you don' t make me a transport method.
1288
01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:48.720
Or you don' t want to
go well either. And another thing,
1289
01:18:48.800 --> 01:18:53.279
because keep enjoying while you have your
flow, you swallow money and you can
1290
01:18:53.279 --> 01:18:57.159
go on a trip. Look at
something that said well- chido bandit that
1291
01:18:57.279 --> 01:19:00.239
saw it in Saintfield, that didn' t necessarily apply with the travel,
1292
01:19:00.479 --> 01:19:04.119
with the trips, but yes,
at the same time that I shit the
1293
01:19:04.159 --> 01:19:08.479
best place that I' m going
to go, but like a band dick
1294
01:19:08.560 --> 01:19:14.119
can' t go. I like
to go there that power is about the
1295
01:19:14.199 --> 01:19:17.840
photo in the instagram already in Paris, and it is worth it. But
1296
01:19:17.920 --> 01:19:21.079
the band that wasn' t an
hour ago. It' s just as
1297
01:19:21.159 --> 01:19:25.800
stupid for me as it is ten
minutes in line an hour to take a
1298
01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:30.439
clear picture and with all due respect
and without it is that, that is,
1299
01:19:31.720 --> 01:19:36.159
stop trying to alter people' s
perception based on where they' re
1300
01:19:36.199 --> 01:19:40.560
going or what they go up to
when they meet them say ah look at
1301
01:19:40.560 --> 01:19:44.560
this güey. That' s how
it' s all mother, because it
1302
01:19:44.640 --> 01:19:46.760
works like selling, selling for cool. It works because of that güey.
1303
01:19:47.479 --> 01:19:53.399
All the towns in Mexico have giant
letters. Entering the park does so and
1304
01:19:53.479 --> 01:19:59.920
max the Azar has photo in all. Not thanks to my company you go
1305
01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:06.159
to the Azar oiga, because I
hope you liked this one. Next week
1306
01:20:06.239 --> 01:20:12.720
we' ll be in Portland,
Denver and it' s Alled and Vancouver,
1307
01:20:12.720 --> 01:20:15.000
two shows. As far as we
know, Portlan is the quietest,
1308
01:20:15.279 --> 01:20:17.439
but all the other vacations I think
it' s quiet to throw her a
1309
01:20:17.439 --> 01:20:21.520
break. Yes, I' ve
crossed out every five hundred nine hundred.
1310
01:20:23.000 --> 01:20:26.720
Okay, Verga, the Mexican I
saw Portland. I heard this You'
1311
01:20:26.880 --> 01:20:29.840
re not worth that lack of solidarity. Güey, you look at four hundred.
1312
01:20:29.840 --> 01:20:34.039
This happens to you, but with
your family sending remittances. We other
1313
01:20:34.119 --> 01:20:38.439
Güey, we don' t,
Güey, we' re gonna have fun,
1314
01:20:39.079 --> 01:20:40.760
you' re gonna laugh full of
shit. We need money, wey
1315
01:20:41.000 --> 01:20:45.039
yes then and denver. Thank you
Vancuro and the nas I remember thanks to
1316
01:20:45.119 --> 01:20:50.920
the band that surely chido also goes
almost soldier. Who' s going to
1317
01:20:50.920 --> 01:20:58.199
see Vancouver. Students of the cone
chingo, you cook, I hear,
1318
01:20:58.399 --> 01:21:01.560
they are doing very well all over
cuera and they are already offering us meats,
1319
01:21:01.640 --> 01:21:08.680
roasts, churros, specks, a
whole mason in Vancouver earns more than
1320
01:21:08.680 --> 01:21:11.119
an imsa baggers. Yeah, Güey, maybe there' s no faith,
1321
01:21:11.479 --> 01:21:15.680
no defense, not from someone else. Multimedia, they are multiverse love monkeys,
1322
01:21:15.960 --> 01:21:19.000
maybe they do us every twenty-
eight or this is not this andales.
1323
01:21:19.039 --> 01:21:25.640
There' s a sports address.
Yeah, what a hair, yeah,
1324
01:21:25.840 --> 01:21:29.079
who she is, but traveling in
nets has this bai there. If
1325
01:21:29.199 --> 01:21:31.520
it' s good for you at
Teleno, a lot, okay, but,
1326
01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:32.840
well, we' ll wait for
you there. Ires Matamoros also let
1327
01:21:32.840 --> 01:21:35.960
us die to see if it fills
up and we do another double function.
1328
01:21:36.239 --> 01:21:41.439
There we take advantage of it and
it is on the slope of the coming
1329
01:21:41.439 --> 01:21:43.479
dates Matamoros. We go to Matamoros
and then we go to the island.
1330
01:21:44.239 --> 01:21:48.159
It' s true, three April
we go to Matamoros and not there.
1331
01:21:48.560 --> 01:21:49.720
No. I don' t have
to go to tea. We' re
1332
01:21:49.720 --> 01:21:51.920
going to go to the island because
people are going to go more looking for
1333
01:21:51.960 --> 01:21:54.800
the salts that could hurt us They
don' t have it. Vissa Ok
1334
01:21:56.000 --> 01:22:00.439
case already Tijuana, is already a
fact. Tijuan you see a minute of
1335
01:22:00.439 --> 01:22:06.159
May. The forum, the forum
again. Wey I get very nervous,
1336
01:22:06.199 --> 01:22:12.159
he' s in cattle, he' s not still alive, well bathed
1337
01:22:12.199 --> 01:22:16.079
Güey, Brión is going to be
the factory of Nissin Güey, called to
1338
01:22:16.199 --> 01:22:21.600
see it' s big wey then
twenty- four of 24 May and tickets
1339
01:22:21.600 --> 01:22:23.159
in your fucking mother, don'
t pose the sayings, come on.
1340
01:22:23.399 --> 01:22:26.399
This was in big chapter, airport
stuff.




