April 6, 2024
Cosas de ADOLESCENTES
“Esto no es solo una etapa mamá”, nos fuimos con todo a recordar nuestra adolescencia y nos pegó en la mera nostalgia.
“Esto no es solo una etapa mamá”, nos fuimos con todo a recordar nuestra adolescencia y nos pegó en la mera nostalgia.
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M u e Hello Tarolas. How
are you guys? Greetings to the whole
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gang Welcome to shutting us down with
milk. How are you with pirri and
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pita? They once told me in
multimedia I' m not your competitor they
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told me like that, I don' t know what. Yes, you
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told someone with pite I told wey
Gos to compete and said I' m
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not your rival, but I was
cheating and time, because I' m
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a lot to say with pita,
no, yes, yes, in a
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scolding it' s already good to
have a day that I was with you
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in an interview I told him with
dick jaj already I' m going already
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shut up. No, no,
no, carnal mamalon, to be here
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once again in front of the good
audience we have. Greetings to the whole
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gang. Be doing whatever you'
re doing. Do it you hear well,
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ok because sometimes you look who got
angry and I' m going to
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do something to you, I'
m going to get into a context.
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Sometimes we say a lot of gibberish. YouTube is a little tighter. Red
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flags with certain things and started Facebook, horita and YouTube. Then he puts
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us on. We put pip so
we want to monetize. Obviously us.
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What interests me is to make money, because I play for schools. I
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have to maintain a social level with
the old ones in certain schools they see.
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Ah it' s how you pole
or already calm down I' ll
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leave Goya. But this was not
paid for by censorship. That wasn'
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t paid for by censorship. That' s not what the censor on his
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face recorded. I want to thank
the chaphorita for giving it to me for
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birthday. That' s some of
it from there. No, no,
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it' s not. He didn' t bring it to you where he
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went to nothing to a saint,
I mean Luis. Don' t you?
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Don' t you? That one? Don' t you? Don
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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don
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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? What
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I' m going to do is
you' re absolutely right carnal. Sometimes
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we have to censor certain things.
Or say no. This is because I
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am to be censured, because we
have to censor it. I mean,
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we wouldn' t want to get
him down, we' re gonna get
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him down, but so are you. That' s what we' d
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let make more milk. Today,
today so long. Today is a very
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scary day that you are seeing at
eleven o' clock in the morning or
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twelve that today birthday my compadre de
Marcelo, but I will celebrate the next
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one because your gift comes in Houston. It' s just, like,
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life' s ironic, because when
we recorded yours, you were necliating that
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day, but the chapter wasn'
t coming out. That day I'
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ll do it. The day the
worst chapter comes out today we' re
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recording, I don' t do
it, but we' re gonna do
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it. Your birthday. You,
don' t worry more than your gift
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comes from Taiwan. Don' t
worry. It has some mountains where Leonardo
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Icapu recorded a film. The best
gift you can give me Carnal is to
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withdraw four times the ford nothing that
no longer exists the day and the truth.
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Couldn' t have had to stick
him in. I don' t
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know and to God another cleanup.
I don' t know if anyone can
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make them, but clean master chlor
Alex just yes, yes, that can
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make it Ayeme has the not to
create with that you remain my friend Carnal,
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with that we continue to do death
and see us. I' m
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more than satisfied. I told you
that I don' t want you trying
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to match what I did to Chile, I wouldn' t be satisfied.
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I don' t want to be
I just bought a car and that car
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part, that car right there,
but maybe the muffle the escape. No.
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No, no, no, I
feel the safe part, but exactly.
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I made it out of my heart
as a gift. No, no,
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but that fart follows me because I' m coming and they tell you
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you have what he gave you.
Adriano Marcelo told me the band like this
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a Milanese and we went to the
gaucho. We' re going to talk
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to people to the gaucho and the
Vallet parkin coming down told us, Adrian
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said, I' m also birthday. This doesn' t grind them if
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it' s not a band now, but what chido talks a little bit
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about that what we' re recording
the event and I' m going through
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if it' s not Rumia'
s cube, the pickles mo told them
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what you' re putting together that
I compared. I bring a mole here
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and look at the group headless.
I lost my mind and the curcum that
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we can talk about teenage stuff.
And I' ll tell you one thing.
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We' re going to touch fibers, because I think I can tell
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you that I lived a beautiful adolescence, not traumatic. No you touched me
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or anything. I lived an adolescent
of fat or good fart. I did,
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yes, I did, but you
saw a good victory. Suddenly a
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guy, if he told me science
here, he' s gonna see me
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while I' m gone, he
didn' t tell me I know,
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and I, raudel uncle, what' s wrong with you forbidden to arm.
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He would tell you, yes,
or azu would stop him. But
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no, no, no. The
truth is, I also had a childhood,
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you and I, I think,
that' s why we' re
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devoted to this fart, maybe,
too. We were happy people. Ah
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but for me it floats and I
think that also makes us have good memories,
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not all. It' s part
of adolescence, it' s that
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not all your memories can be good, because adolescence is synonymous. He also
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told him to understand what' s
happening to a man like the world doesn
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' t understand me, a cocktail
of hormones, a hormonal cocktail, and
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also in the gym in your study
that fart Chile, psychologist Dolletas. But
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over there I was talking about a
very interesting stage, Bastard that before talking
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about the chapter to whom I mean, it' s just talking about it,
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he calls it latency, which is
like when you stop being that child,
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when already as you become the teenager, there' s supposed to be
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a slight repression of those thoughts as
loving to your mother Güey. Then it
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' s called what you called the
edi complex, because that fart that good
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is supposed to be repressed in adolescence, it' s in the unconscious and
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well consciously a noodle starts to shit
the stick and it' s a rebel
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like you were your teenager. Yeah, and especially when you land obesity,
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you didn' t fight your boss
much. Yeah, I thought I'
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d watch my dad not,'
cause if I had a fear of the
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boss,' cause you knew your
boss was cocky with this part and then
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he' d come back with his
hand. My mom never hit me.
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But my mom, if she'
s going to tell my grandmother and my
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mom, she' s going to
always recribrate them like I said they were
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the buttons, that is, the
eyes, so they were but they weren
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' t. They were the ones
who sat in the bouquet. But let
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' s start with the first one. And one thing I' m going
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to tell you is the hormonal changes. I remember a lot when I was
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Morrillo that mom I' m not
going to school because my groin hurts you
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got off. You' re your
little pants, your little shorts that said
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fruit andlum, and your mom was
looking at your slugs. That' s
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how you were your little ones.
It was your little child, so you
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had your circuit or your position,
so you had to take off the diaper,
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from the eggs of a child,
a child, and suddenly one day
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there I realized that I had grown
thirty- seven years old. No,
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no, I had, I don' t know about eleven and my mom
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hurts my stomach and I get up. I had never noticed because I was
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going to the bathroom and some stomach, because I didn' t see my
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dick and suddenly Mom goes and says
where it hurts and where I get down
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the partal does what happened to me. You' ve got tel as if
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and then I' ve already paid
attention to my hundred and such and yes
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they' ve already sprouted and already
sprouted. But it was in a week
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' s time, because I remember
I had caught the Wius. How old.
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I' m telling you that between
eleven and twelve years it seemed to
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you like work of chespirito eleven and
two smooth hairs or already curls. He
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didn' t come, he'
d come out, like he' d
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clawed his pussy. You know what
he' s doing, he married like
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an Elvis Pel Liga, the neutron
is not much, not like that,
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but if there was already like hair
of the so- called" brislo rapan
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", how disgusting when you turn
out like David' s I don'
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t, that is how the bit
bisball comes out, but down here it
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comes out to you, so you
let it grow like that to the dick
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that it' s hygienic, it' s hygiene also yes, because that
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you catch the infections the beautiful publics. Well, I think that also for
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the woman should not be very nice
nor for giving herself to suck some eggs
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that are full to see if it
does not bad and make him understand look.
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The soft moustache. The soft moustache
is part of the key adolescence and,
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in fact, highly criticized in Prepa
because the teachers mess with it,
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they think you' re loving it. They tell you to shave your moustache
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and say don' t suck.
If I scrape this to my dick,
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how it' s gonna get thick
again. And there' s a band
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that in Prepa, at the age
of fifteen, already had a very marked
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mustache and wey breed you know that
you didn' t touch those güeys,
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that poor little ones, that weren' t children, that exactly of the
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four rubbed adolescence. But remember.
You remember what that bullying was like.
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You remember what that bullying Prepa was
like, the ones with soft moustaches and
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I was due to güey, because
he sang to me because I was older
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cantinflas. I was saying to them, Mr Bain Vigo, Mr Bigot,
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aquamilero, I' m güey,
but in other words, güey the net.
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I don' t know if in
sweat in Juan Diego, in his
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city, that fart happens, but
here, in Monterrey, those who got
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a mustache very early always a gel
because apart if they took a mirinda,
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they stayed here all stained and gave
you courage. You wanted to embarrass them
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or not, yugioh wey you wanted
to embarrass those battles because it gave you
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courage to stay there. I don' t know. It wasn' t
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a mustache like the one you see
now and it was a long one.
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If not, then it was bullying. You did the bullyings. The vapheus
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came ready, smooth, piche Morrillo. By doing so he chubby with bigots.
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So and then you' d tell
him everything. Hey, you didn
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' t bring your lord didn'
t bring your son, sir eh shut
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up Güey pinche pigote. It looks
like he' s got some ants in
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there, or he was or clean
up your poo, so you painted it,
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you explained it to yourself. Wey
but well, it' s carnal
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genetics. I' m gonna tell
you something, too. Wey who warns
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master' s degrees to me started
to suck me the thickest beard. I
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don' t think I know.
I think after I was twenty- four
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or twenty- five my beard was
a little less, not so much asking
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and I painted it. Wey was
in the backstreet boys and I was in
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the backstreet. I roar my beard
with a face pinche, if right now
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I' m in charge of a
carota pinche so inflamed that I didn'
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t look chicken, but I don' t have it taken care of toy
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and I' m Papa. I
doubt and left me the ajla line was
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one of the base clear compadre.
Instead of seeing that the beard lined with
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a remal looked like my jaw sharpened, it seemed as if you had grabbed
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a balloon of it and painted it
with one of Rup' s ester on
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a line and wanted to look like
the equator in the world. Not that
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it was the style I had.
It was the one with the hat sometimes
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and glasses, I don' t
exceed glasses and then I wanted to close
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not to me it doesn' t
close the lot to me. What you
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' re singing is that the Backstreet
Boys are now going to show up in
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hot water. I think you were
seeing the cats, but cho, when
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they were in fashion, there was
one that was already old, Kevino,
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that of Mr Bigotón, who already
seemed to be going out to him at
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the time two thousand two. The
boy who shows up that batos goes but
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the bato already with his grandchildren and
then there was one who was bad in
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the heart. You remember he was
Bri Rian and then his brother didn'
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t die. The WEY snoring died
so before the cats only lent themselves in
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State of Tampa Bella in the Cow
Boys and now they go to the fair
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of León wey so is the weight
to be in the combia of intermadies s
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wey signing next to I don'
t know Maria Teresa mounted the bactris.
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Waiss also had cock güey cha very
cool the net yes that which chao thousand
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way and has already yes, yes, yes, but it was called when
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they were all white on the cover
wey really wey the video of Blink also
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remember when they imitate and there was
a role of Blink that parody, that
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parodys to ol the Mode Things or
yes, it is very cool as much
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in the story I as a teenager, I liked a morra that liked the
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Backet Boys in that video of Chaumi
Way all come out dressed in white and
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at that time it was fashionable to
dress you with pants of little bags on
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the white sides and a white sutercito
and white shoes that were the ones.
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Who sold those Tsar clothes who doesn' t make fat clothes. Sara,
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then it' s cool for wanting
to imitate the Baxil Boys. Boy mole
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you' ll always know a facet
of yourself and you or loke güey virus
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I go and buy myself the outfit
wey obviously, me being thirty- six,
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thirty- eight waist, Sara just
handled up thirty- four. That
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' s where I order the mole, the pants thirty- four, super
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tight, the pepe of the estimator
if the zta of the halls was already
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being made me c and I put
on the chichillas. They' d sign
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me up with him, with him, with the pinche. What is it
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called, then, what is called
the ceiling with the sote. And he
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came to the high school the other
day. Güey dressed like that and they
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tell me no Mames or Sada,
Mohamed ok Güey, but what a fart
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you and fashion, because you have
always had a very marked taste for fashion.
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Where he is born, because his
people liked his olive dockers or for
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delibais, boots and straw shirts exactly. I think that one to fill holes
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that I have go not to see, there is nothing wrong with you liking
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fashion, not in other words.
I mean where Güey is born, so
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you did start to see how to
say uh I like the first ones I
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liked was I don' t know
if you remember. His name was Chris
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Cross. They were little rags dating
Michael Jackson. I don' t know
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if he threw them at her,
but he wore his pants backwards. It
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was fashion. He wore his pants
upside down. From there there were some,
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there were some ones I touched pants
like the color cros that were watery
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pants that were worn of two shades
and the girbauts that were green jeans and
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there were some girbbed pants were called
that green color cherry. It was fashionable,
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too. I remember. In the
high school there were friends who wore
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trousers on a device, but as
a woman, yes, they were the
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classics. It got very fashionable.
The skini my grocer, not granny moms,
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are right now one. The woman
enters him in an arm, yes
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or it' s a spider,
she puts on a bread not of woman
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and passes a noble cone, no, but yes that fashion also I remember
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the remembers of the hairs that came
out. The first hairs I was always
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clean, Carnal I was late,
wey the net no chit husband a while
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ago from that bandit who until second
and secondary began to get his hair out
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in the armpit and I think the
third wey always was very prec I don
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' t know if the word is
premature the reverse very late is the word
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because to me, for example,
I will never forget that from my teeth
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of milk I fell in prepa exams. Answering high school exams. Wey I
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swear to you in the first semester
three or even afternoon they took fifteen years
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and I remember I was answering an
exam and I dropped a tooth of milk
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and I said to chips I'
m in high school, it' s
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weird this fart, but that'
s where I remember that already band became
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strange to him. So I don' t always know I was late or
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what you' re bringing, how
old that fifteen is already at fifteen,
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that is, you' re falling. It shouldn' t be normal at
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15 or not. No, it' s not true, because it'
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s weird, but I remember that
when I was ready, my teeth were
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still falling off, because if they
fell off, they were milk. I
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can' t imagine if I didn' t, because they wouldn' t
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be of lerÃa, because they'
re good, but to Chile, if
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I remember, in the prepa I
also gave myself the green stiron. I
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wasn' t that high carnal a
lot of band. When people see me
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you tell me right now how much
with heels two ten, two days,
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but when you were dying, how
much you tell me I was a doggy,
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I was very good at football,
that it wasn' t so high
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the net is that and I was
a chaparillo, that is normal, normal,
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a normal bato in high school.
I don' t know what happened
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that suddenly I start to grow up
and I look like a wey bird they
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called me the bell, that is
to say, by the way. I
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' ve always been very skinny,
very tall nose and that fart me bracett
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shrapnel insecurities that I also fill my
voids. Of course I don' t
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know with what with other blowjobs,
yes, with other drugs, each one
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of you me in particular to me, for example, I' ve dropped
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milk teeth like days and that are
the teeth that follow that are of which
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they are of or are the ones
that thundered us. But for the stone.
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No. No, No, But
if you already start dropping your teeth,
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also the adolescence that other changes to
see in women is the widening of
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the hips. So to say,
the biology book. I remember how I
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also liked to draw drawings that had
biology. Yes, always one of cheekbones
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drew yes, yes, There is
to say touched the biology books of the
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Secretariat of Public Education that you would
have it was a naked child and a
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woman of doubts and to the woman
you drew teats güey always said these blowjobs
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in the books and to me it
always gives you to take a pinche Kote,
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one that was with the pinche was
the art of ia Chico Miguel Hidalgo
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because he was the father of the
homeland. It is not true and without
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being a prick, Mr Cabezón,
the dick looks Don Miguel and gives something
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and head also gives no less ducks
for where honey. But it' s
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true. Uh, well, I' m very sunzuneguist. Miguel Hidalgo don
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' t go to a mother'
s chi chinguista dick. It' s
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a sucky fact, it' s
a historian who tells you stories about Miguel
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Hidalgo where you already have it,
he paints it, he paints it already
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like he was compadre. On a
bato cho the story. If I don
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' t break, I' m
sorry not the father of the fatherland.
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I want to ask you something,
and right now, I' m gonna
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tell you. What was your first
experience in getting out, or you remember
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a lot, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I mean don' t be
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like saying it and I said it
like that was sucking Dad' s not,
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so nothing' s not true.
What I remember was seeing Mary crazy
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at the age of thirteen twelve,
who you felt at my cousin' s
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house. We were each on his
side, the me down, watching him
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up my aunt' s bed,
then I down on a lay. The
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extended celebrities of the cousins' house
can never fail that I understand you.
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The cousin told you two quilts and
you felt the pinche like this, the
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east floor and you felt on board. The ship like this I said Güey
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better, I sleep in the car
and the truth throw me in the duck,
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I sleep in my aunt' s
bun, Güey better. But I
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was seeing Mary' s crazy and
I was covered with one of St Mark
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' s in hers and suddenly we
weren' t gossiping about güey anymore,
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like every one of them. I
wasn' t there, there was no
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talk, but I was failing to
rotate, I was constantly moving. Someone
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told you the frontar pulls you right. Not just, because the movie was
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like if you look crazy about Mary, then right now and at the same
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time if she' s too stupid, but at the age of twelve.
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First time, i e, being
a 12- year- old boy,
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because that chinga already says, because
when the bato pulls it and the mechanics
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with the siper grabs it, exact
silver is there. And I don'
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t know, because she was very
pretty. I don' t know for
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the noses. I think a lot
of hameron days. It was one of
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the goblins, it was the pink
Power Ranger, it was the first dagger
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of many. But for me average
crazy then suddenly I began to feel a
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level of how warm, because in
that part and suddenly I expelled secretions.
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What you said was to see if
it' s interesting that you ask,
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because discovering the darn thing is like
discovering the wheel to the fire. That
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' s where you really came in, not officially in adolescence. You can
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' t say that' s when
you' re already a man. It
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' s graduation. It is to
see Jesus, Jesus in the Bible aha
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to stop coming out at thirteen you
knew, or Jesus in the Bible good
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until exactly thirty. That is,
those who know the chorizo, the Chipotle
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know that Jesus is twenty years old, where we know nothing about him.
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Fourth, there will already be a
party in which eh dad How do you
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think that Jesus later comes to thirty
years and being a guru because you haven
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' t seen, because you haven' t seen of what the coaches live
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of life, of what he saw
say that they screwed it up. You
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think Jesus was talking about Mamalon these
years, Duck, what do you think
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he discovered to miss a little bit? Fa ti Juana, what do you
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think Jesus discovered to be lost for
a while and not to be talked about
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in the Bible you are telling me
Jesus the one of watery strength. No,
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no, and you, what do
you think you' re gonna look
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at me chu I' m gonna
tell you one and that I' ve
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never said and I' m gonna
say it here and I' ve said
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a lot of things, no,
but I' m cool old then you
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' re gonna put me in censorship. I mean, I was in bed,
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I was in bed and I was
not a cousin, I was like
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a friend' s daughter. I
got it up and it started. No,
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no, no, I didn'
t penetrate her, but she started
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out like this with her clothes,
she proted you and floated you and I
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told her to wait, but I, with my child' s voice,
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wait, I' m going to
go pee. When I go to pee
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and I see that it felt good
and it came out thick. The urine
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I said already heavy, I said
listen I' m throwing up down here
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scared me güey I said what this
is, but I liked it. What
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I felt next was a non-
prisoner, that is, a daughter of
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a camera of my dad' s
friends was older than me and more of
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those old ones are called more.
I' d already hooked up with the
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boyfriend and he did that kind of
thing to me twice that he rubbed it,
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that' s to approve. He
didn' t grab me, Perrea
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tied me up and came out again
and I said, gentlemen, I just
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discovered the fire, the wheel this
and I remember. I' ll take
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care to see, I don'
t feel sorry to say, I'
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m already a forty- year-
old gentleman, but it was a magical
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carnal thing your parents told you.
I' m going to your aunt'
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s house, and that' s
what my poor anclitor called you without getting
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your pricks in, it' s
thieves. It' s gonna put you
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on the tail of your life.
Güey, I' m gonna mess this
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up, Güey once and Golden'
s Chile. Golden is the channel as
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much as I' m told Channel
Five had dragon ball, yeah, dad,
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but Golden has yes, that is
Chile. There are times. Or
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what were these called from there was
another one called that was on a spaceship?
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You remember that there was a movie
by gift that was that suddenly doors
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were opened and the captain of the
ship came nothing and threw out the old,
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the wonderful porn, not and how
many you got if I died of
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arto to that it was precisely that
in the third one already foamed and I
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remember one day where there were five
my personal record of five daggers, Johnan
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four was me. I think between
the fart channel is that if it'
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s a delicate mess, because I
think the darn thing is seeing us people
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who are addicted to the bad age, uh, well, it' s
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good for circulation. Yeah, yeah, I think we normalize her a lot
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and I put myself in that combo. I mean, you' re a
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lot in hotels with a giga.
I know yes, in a certain way,
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you have to be aware of what
fart of no- do- no
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- do- no- do-
do. So because to see what happened
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to Vis Crespo on that plane,
So what happened to him, I mean,
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you start taking the dagger over there
and you know what happens that when
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you start traveling in first class is
when you understand Elvis you believe and say
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you already understood and I' m
relaxed already I mean, I saw what
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happened with Luis you bring a quilt
next to ista an Argentinian with his cat.
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There' s thong and cock are
doing a blowjob and you say your
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dicks you know that already understood Elvis
I mean, you did it softly,
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softly, kiss me that knows me
I' m going to tell you something,
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you didn' t realize that masturbation
and this is something very very very
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very very scientifically, men we discovered
it a lot in the shower. You
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' re bathing like that in chavillo
and your carvings. So there' s
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bastard, but you start playing first
and you say I' m going to
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first grab the ban art and you
start with conditioner first and then you see
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that it doesn' t make so
much foam and then you shove it into
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the hole of the banar and then
suddenly pu is tiny in and out and
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then into a stropejo. But then
bring seed to the tow and scrape.
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You saw that out of the seven
you never saw those rags that the bosses
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had if they put you that you
still have to remove the breastplate like this
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and there were two holes in it
as if it were a French bread and
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that to put the cake. But
then it was just to imagine. I
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remember a lady who had an aesthetic
there around my house and it was teenagers
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' stuff to try to imagine me. The lady thought I' d stop.
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It' s just that bastard.
That' s why I' m
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telling you, you' re starting
to be a half- witted bitch because
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you' re playing dumb. Suddenly
you' re pulling something and suddenly it
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crossed your mind. It' s
a good thought that fuck what a bastard,
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because it happened, that happened,
is that he gets off because he
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crossed me, that is, and
there' s nothing wrong with him.
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I don' t want to go
deeper here and see no. What I
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' m going to do is I
don' t think it beats you bad,
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because it happens to everyone, I
was going to talk to you about
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it. Yeah, it' s
up to us. It' s our
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so this is clear. This is
social work. He' s okay,
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don' t worry if you even
thought about your mom, when you'
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re okay, you' re okay, because you' re wrong, you
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' re flinging and even I know
many comedians have talked about it, but
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we also addressed it at the stand
up that Neta there' s a really
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better decision- making. When you' re coming, you bastard It'
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s all clear Yes, no more
You' re not here No more.
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You can start the day. I
don' t know if you apply the
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morning. Sometimes I don' t
feel. I really liked morning sex.
408
00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:52.359
My old lady doesn' t like
it because I' m not in the
409
00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:57.799
house. But what I have one
thing you remember the first time if you
410
00:27:57.880 --> 00:28:03.400
came to a drug store to buy
a condom, because you were going to
411
00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:06.279
fuck, because there are two types
that you buy a condom. When you
412
00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:10.039
buy it for Mommy,' cause
you' re blundering and you buy it
413
00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:11.960
and you say I' m gonna
put it in my wallet and you get
414
00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:14.359
it. Asshole, you' re
in the co- op and you open
415
00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:18.680
your wallet and make him. Give
me some ruffles with sauce. But let
416
00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:22.839
' s see the person that güey
already brings, preserve, already take.
417
00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:25.960
You' re in sixth, so
it' s a lie. Yeah,
418
00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:30.599
but you remember the first time today
I know that in Ahorita, Juanita is
419
00:28:30.799 --> 00:28:33.240
going to give me the buttocks.
I' m going to prs that I
420
00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:37.079
bought them. I remember more.
Atlan without a shirt running because I was
421
00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:41.799
afraid that I would go fishing ok
and I remember that in the middle of
422
00:28:41.799 --> 00:28:45.799
the band, now that they want
to remove it there to be told to
423
00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:48.480
remove you. But the gastric band, the Sinaloan band in the middle of
424
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:53.759
music, of band, but it
is not something like to buy them already
425
00:28:53.759 --> 00:29:00.519
in your city, in the pharmacy
you remember so that already it is doña
426
00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:06.240
juvencia by fomex of grape notice,
that also a river bread where you bought
427
00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:08.440
them carnal at night will buy it
lit, that is in a Benavides.
428
00:29:08.519 --> 00:29:11.799
You usually ran a pharmacy in Guadalajara, not a bullshit like that. I
429
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:18.319
don' t remember having spent such
a painful moment, more in the most,
430
00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:19.599
in the Super Sevens Güey, because
that' s where you are.
431
00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:25.200
In line is a lady buying two
liters of milk behind you. There is
432
00:29:25.240 --> 00:29:30.920
a dad with ruffles and half nights
for a super bo, a priest yes
433
00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:36.039
and you go in between wey with
to throw away a bite, a bite
434
00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:41.039
and an ultra sensitive snout, that
is to say you give the information likes
435
00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:45.640
almost telling me I like, hairy
hair. This is nothing and if that
436
00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:51.519
discomfort is painful. So where you
pass them, listen to the pim and
437
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:53.839
there are seventy- nine pesos of
a snout. What do you like,
438
00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:57.880
want bags, want vol tell me
how I' m going to have the
439
00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:00.440
bag Güey asshole you have, but
in the bag I want you and I
440
00:30:02.119 --> 00:30:04.200
' m going to tell you one
that happened to my wey that' s
441
00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:07.200
why that came what said bandit that
sometimes you can' t ask for condoms.
442
00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:11.200
I got to myself I bought the
five, the blacks this because it
443
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:15.279
still doesn' t exist if there
was troya and there was little evidence,
444
00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:15.799
but not yet, they weren'
t there yet. The cyc was the
445
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:19.920
three- condom, the classic black, the golden wings and sees two five
446
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:29.519
- hour gay commercial with one thousand
five pils that my moms. This güey
447
00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:33.160
is also pig pricks wey I went
to the I was carrying a truck to
448
00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:37.240
a chillen eight seventy that did not
mark the gasoline. I always didn'
449
00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:38.400
t have to do it to bring
in a claw of two myths. But
450
00:30:38.839 --> 00:30:45.880
I' m sorry you' re
okay. You know how many carmionettes you
451
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:47.559
' ve brought here, how many
vehicles he' s got. It was
452
00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:52.119
a cheyen seventy s blue the filota
lie. Güey, I swear to you.
453
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:55.279
I' m gonna show you a
picture of Michel in seventy that was
454
00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:56.440
my dad, but you' ve
had force that ten. Güey, you
455
00:30:56.519 --> 00:31:00.519
give me fifty. Well expensive truck
these farts wey my dad is an architect
456
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:07.279
took them off, but well I
was turning him minor. Obviously, and
457
00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:11.039
I see a little morita that I
like about the prepa. I was on
458
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:12.160
my 20s, obviously, he'
s not gonna say the name or anything.
459
00:31:12.680 --> 00:31:15.960
And I' m going to the
park with a fat, good morita.
460
00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:21.160
This lady' s already melted and
there was a motel that' s
461
00:31:21.200 --> 00:31:25.559
still down the groin that I'
m not going to say which, but
462
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:30.720
very old and I tell you that
old bon and those since you' ve
463
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:32.680
been with a pop a snow.
And then, all of a sudden,
464
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:37.880
I kiss and kiss and you come
up and you get it. That'
465
00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:40.720
s the one now. Yeah,
every sweaty thing will hit the tree,
466
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.000
so hit him with the acyl.
But now you' ve got me so
467
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:49.920
you' re here mother. Then
all of a sudden you blow him up,
468
00:31:51.480 --> 00:31:55.799
throw him in the currant and call
him paus a tel you bring with
469
00:31:55.799 --> 00:31:57.640
motorized board. It' s in
two- fifty. Listen I condom,
470
00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:05.240
I arrive, I bought some condoms
and I don' t grab the cicles
471
00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:08.480
three black cics that is the natural
thickness torso of a human being. If
472
00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:14.599
they take me average I caught some
bigger ones, some who said gring facker
473
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:19.519
ex liveh who knows who dicks him. Hey I' m going to the
474
00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:23.440
motel very simple because it opens the
base door of concrete mat. It wasn
475
00:32:23.480 --> 00:32:27.480
' t a bed, it was
Mickey Mouse' s sheet mat. The
476
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:34.799
truth is this control already screwed up
at the desk this TV dess of the
477
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:37.759
truth no more you were going to
catch. I' m not going to
478
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:42.839
be very discreptive. I bet the
lady. This one I put on the
479
00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:46.240
condom and I put on the codon
and I see ok game like when the
480
00:32:46.359 --> 00:32:50.319
valero is screwed from the screw breaks
the size. It' s the bull
481
00:32:50.359 --> 00:32:52.720
back in the game. If Home
lives, there' s starting to be
482
00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:54.119
a game. I' m ah
fucker. I thought they were like Martin
483
00:32:54.200 --> 00:33:00.240
Manfly' s. The tennis that
comes back to me are fit Conn there
484
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:04.960
was no game and I said,
because I am already here, I spread
485
00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:08.960
everything into it there was a lot
of game and I do the millionaire mishoner
486
00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:15.079
that help poor people and all good, I get up to it I start
487
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.000
to have sex and suddenly I had
already had, but it was like my
488
00:33:17.079 --> 00:33:22.039
second or third time And suddenly where
I go out, because the condom stayed
489
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:28.279
inside, of course and passed me
and the morra if it was something like
490
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:32.720
traumatic for me, she doing the
position of juice, of sling, of
491
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:38.519
threetie fighter open and today and looking
in their cavities that piece of plastic and
492
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:42.920
I told him already what happened in
my mind, Adrian number I, because
493
00:33:42.920 --> 00:33:45.119
it happened to me too. I
mean, I don' t laugh,
494
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:49.079
because I do, but it'
s something that really happens when the condom
495
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:53.640
is half large, because there'
s a loss of it especially if there
496
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:59.519
' s sweat, that is,
if the fart is slippery, if it
497
00:33:59.559 --> 00:34:01.599
' s wet, because there'
s that fart. Wey, suddenly you
498
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:05.720
can twist it. But don'
t you, don' t get upset,
499
00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:08.599
you get old in there, but
maybe it won' t happen.
500
00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:13.840
What do you say dick that'
s gonna happen and I' m asking
501
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:15.960
you, because it' s a
nose. But, well, you better
502
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:17.920
keep the condom in there that terrifies
me fivendón, of course, that is,
503
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:22.039
because minimum you did not put a
condom and sometimes I didn' t
504
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:24.480
believe that I told you don'
t mother you saw that I put it
505
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:28.280
on and dick. So it'
s gone, yeah, shit, I
506
00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:30.960
mean, I don' t know. One day the next day it went
507
00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:35.400
through no whatsapp. He sends me
in the mail to take a picture where
508
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:37.880
she taught me. It' s
her hand with the condom and she'
509
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:39.920
s already got me out, I
fucked up. He said I fucked up.
510
00:34:40.280 --> 00:34:44.000
No, no, it wasn'
t already out. You know I
511
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:47.039
kind of conflict because I see the
hand with the condom like he already took
512
00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:52.039
the picture with a cyber shot th
sony then remembers that the girl took the
513
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:55.639
photo and back is a repulsor of
Jesus Christ. Then, as a long
514
00:34:55.639 --> 00:35:00.880
horse, he did take it in
his room if wey because I will never
515
00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:04.800
forget the time that Karelli uploaded a
photo, a selfi with a vato and
516
00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:07.960
suddenly in the corner a used condom
said nothing. No, ma' am,
517
00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:10.360
no, I did see it,
yeah, I remember a box ball.
518
00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:15.440
Well, there' s the condoms. You were sleeping with who in
519
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:20.039
your brother' s room always had
three carnal min s purchases and two I
520
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:22.199
was always, because who you were. Jorge with ricky I slept with the
521
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:27.360
midget and my carnal, Jorge with
Ramón, and then they split up and
522
00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:30.360
then he ricky for a long time
until not in bunk beds, but I
523
00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:35.440
was a bed up and he down
then is as a teenager. It'
524
00:35:35.519 --> 00:35:38.800
s also very common for noses not
to want moms to come into their room
525
00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:43.719
if they put these kinds of ads
on them. Since that radioactive danger.
526
00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:47.840
If he tried shooting wey the pinche
room, the door is full of stickers,
527
00:35:50.840 --> 00:35:54.440
because you have to cover the spots
wey where he has fallen muzzles pro
528
00:35:54.519 --> 00:35:59.480
bullet brings him in the door and
they also know that if the mother enters
529
00:35:59.559 --> 00:36:00.920
and you can surprise them, then, how many of those who are seeing
530
00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:05.519
us. They were not surprised by
any family members. They never twisted you.
531
00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:07.639
Sure, my mom didn' t, but she twisted me. My
532
00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:10.639
mom didn' t twist me by
looking at me, but she knocked on
533
00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:13.400
me at that door you' re
in the middle of. I mean,
534
00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:20.519
you want to come and no more. Chicken toast' s out. Here
535
00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:22.320
' s the cream coming out.
I said, there' s the carama.
536
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:28.519
Look, you know what makes me
laugh. I' m telling you,
537
00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:30.440
you' re young Güey. I
pulled it and I had my TV,
538
00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:37.599
my trintern of sony had my xbox, but the first one the black
539
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:40.599
and next to it had a trash
can that would put me to my parents
540
00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:45.920
that would put it in a bag. Then I was too carnal to pull
541
00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:50.119
it off and when I was already
coming and standing, I had that trick
542
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:53.400
and I had to get out of
bed and throw them in the bazul boat
543
00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:57.159
and point them to that tip.
But not me I' ve always been
544
00:36:57.239 --> 00:37:00.800
mean to you. Then I would
shoot the wall wait for me, but
545
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:05.079
to my wall at the beginning it
was white from the cast and I scythed
546
00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:08.360
I wanted to do the rocker one
day and painted my tan those to put
547
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:09.320
tape, to isolate and say I' m going to put some triangles.
548
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:15.519
So that area I put a red
color, a red horse, a red
549
00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:19.920
barrage. So, then, every
time I came in the boat, you
550
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:22.760
splattered the piece. It' s
already like when you come in a mirror
551
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:28.519
it' s worth verguero, then
comes the wey dog' s exhaustion and
552
00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:31.119
there' s the oil cock.
If I had that small part and it
553
00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:35.800
looked like shooting, there, güey
that' s the father of having it,
554
00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:38.679
father of having foreskin, is that
you can play the hanged wey that
555
00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:43.760
is the one, because the one
that allows you as penguin to the bathroom
556
00:37:43.840 --> 00:37:47.960
and there you throw them, wey
you don' t have to shoot bato
557
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:52.880
that, because you can hang with
the skin that you have left clear,
558
00:37:53.119 --> 00:37:57.480
but much bothers you to me notice
that what happened to me with the dagger
559
00:37:57.599 --> 00:38:04.239
at those ages in which you can
not control it very much, and it
560
00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:06.920
was to do it in situations of
risk. Not a vergero like that,
561
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:12.119
don' t suck, but because
I had some book, not a dangerous
562
00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:15.119
one, but for example, when
there was no one in the house,
563
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:22.119
but they could arrive and the cock
makes you a few balls to see in
564
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:28.000
the living room, so, I
don' t know if you believe each
565
00:38:28.119 --> 00:38:31.920
person is his personality. But Chile
was like a control situation to bring the
566
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:37.679
cock stop in the null room,
watching and making you an ffley. Yeah,
567
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:42.400
yeah, yeah, I mean?
Here in his every one his tinches
568
00:38:42.559 --> 00:38:46.559
moms. But, well, I
think the power of boss denial is a
569
00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:52.800
bastard. And when you have four
children, I have my total admiration.
570
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:55.880
But my mom, who never found
out about us, I don' t
571
00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:59.760
know, but maybe if she didn' t, yeah, yeah, yeah,
572
00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:01.440
I mean, maybe she kind of
didn' t, but I don
573
00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:05.880
' t know, I mean.
Also hear in the living room of your
574
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:09.159
house in Pelotas weyo is where you
travel all Sudado, pinche, leather armchairs,
575
00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:15.239
imitation leather and dick. Yes,
I' ve already had your buttocks
576
00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:20.039
for you souto green pulo brother,
I hear you very intense I raise you
577
00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:27.199
that you go a puddle, a
chaque of tail water wey gua de cola
578
00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:30.039
and Chile already and apart it was
of the time because you were fine,
579
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:35.880
darn, you turned everything on because
you got more screwed, turned off the
580
00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:39.760
TV you were running and your people
came to turn on the TV and I
581
00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:42.400
no longer had the prick caught yet. You wouldn' t leave him on
582
00:39:42.480 --> 00:39:46.519
the same channel if you said no, who was watching golle chinga, because
583
00:39:46.599 --> 00:39:50.480
if he doesn' t let them
see or hate, not give me that
584
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:52.920
one. That' s because if
I imagine that way that I turned off
585
00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:55.159
the TV on the same channel,
uncle is running and takes it to your
586
00:39:55.239 --> 00:39:59.039
dad or I had dinner you made
him gross let me watch the TV.
587
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:07.079
Ah oh, fuckart fuck they were
not, I' m seeing, Mario
588
00:40:07.639 --> 00:40:10.880
bros not and leave you in the
directioniv and pirate you could also buy with
589
00:40:10.920 --> 00:40:15.719
control sometimes things b says he and
you started ratting out. But, but
590
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:19.519
then, well, the bosses are
also part of having children. I imagine
591
00:40:19.559 --> 00:40:22.880
that as chiefs we have spoken only
from the point of view of batos and
592
00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:27.519
I don' t know the mouths. Also don' t look I tell
593
00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:30.920
you in this what we used to
say is that there comes a teenage moment
594
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:36.679
when your room is your cave and
it was I was I was going bad
595
00:40:36.760 --> 00:40:40.280
boy that I wanted to make bad
that putting mantealica to full volume and my
596
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:47.320
mom were going to turn it down, open the door and be careful because
597
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:52.719
of my cave there was an announcement. I had an on so if there
598
00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:57.440
' s danger, yeah, my
mom, the fucking danger, if I
599
00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:01.599
stop feeding you, you die in
the dick. The same danger g the
600
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:07.280
hiro your sugar that you' re
going to have s and go in and
601
00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:12.199
pick it up your room and I
was like that with a shirt of paintings
602
00:41:12.199 --> 00:41:15.039
tied with tennis. On top of
theédilo, no one' s gonna
603
00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:19.280
tell me anything. Yes, I
was rebellious that of what fa bear the
604
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:24.320
rod or I don' t wrinkle
that pachuca by toluca you won' t
605
00:41:24.320 --> 00:41:28.920
tell me you' re not cool. Hey, pick up your crockery,
606
00:41:29.039 --> 00:41:30.400
he' s got it all out, and you know you' re bad.
607
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:37.679
When above your TV there are already
three dishes with different cutlery and with
608
00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:40.199
a glass of milk in the middle
that I already bring mo so you haven
609
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.599
' t picked your room that there
is already food. There' s some
610
00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:47.639
abritons. There' s all the
emperors. If your adolescence and mine were
611
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:52.880
similar in what sense that we,
our bosses, did the task of understanding
612
00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:59.960
that they embraced us, then yes. And the worst teens that silver say
613
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:04.840
you and I, because don'
t suck, are even pretty curious.
614
00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:08.599
But because there are teens of bastards
that cock, dick, dick wey go
615
00:42:08.679 --> 00:42:15.000
through things where you already understand that
that is a very important stage, because
616
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.320
if you get out of dick,
that' s enough comes out, being
617
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:22.360
a maga that can be dangerous to
the world wey clear that is, that
618
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:29.079
' s where you have to delineate
much better the limits car clear because the
619
00:42:29.199 --> 00:42:32.440
bandita than at that age, that
rebellion Güey, more than the bosses understand
620
00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:37.119
it, reject it Güey. It' s when you take cases where the
621
00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:40.719
bosses grab dicks with the kids and
yes in front of you Güey and your
622
00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:45.880
mom cock and shit or mouths that
have to get ahead of being mature faster
623
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:50.239
wey now you didn' t touch
you that you have older brothers, because
624
00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:52.000
I had friends that the older brother
had the room too, so you banned
625
00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:58.000
the pass and that you died and
you said we' re going to go
626
00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:02.760
into his room. And what was
against the wall. It was cigars open
627
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:07.440
with gifts and two magazines. Porn
as if brother not man, and that
628
00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:12.000
makes you understand my little angel when
Kevin transpires to his older brother, to
629
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:16.880
you a gun of firecrackers that were
the things of the tarantula. But it
630
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:21.840
was the Playboy magazine, which was
the baddest thing your older brother could have,
631
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:23.960
and the carbine with which he starts
throwing the soldiers at you. I
632
00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:27.760
mean, afternoon of postings. I
don' t know what it was,
633
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:32.360
but you honored to see it is
very important when you have brothers, you
634
00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:37.920
learn about all that the value of
sharing, for imagine me four in the
635
00:43:37.960 --> 00:43:40.760
house Güey and you went into the
room of your carnal and any little thing
636
00:43:40.840 --> 00:43:45.840
that yours didn' t Güey was
already so claimed, that is, it
637
00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:47.400
was always handled like that, but
the rooms of the carnals are sacred carnals.
638
00:43:47.679 --> 00:43:51.440
You get into your brothers' room. Just like not who you came
639
00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:54.800
to find was to feel because grab
the stick brother, that' s what
640
00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:58.280
they don' t want me to
see wey that already know something. I
641
00:43:58.320 --> 00:44:01.800
remember you did. It was always
very common with my carnals. And it
642
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:05.559
was like not to shit the stick
that if I found something, but I
643
00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:07.679
was very intrigued why they don'
t want Ramón to enter his body,
644
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:13.199
especially the biggest one. He played
a lot with mecano legus, made legus
645
00:44:13.280 --> 00:44:17.280
pistols, that is, he was
always very builder of things wey and he
646
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:23.719
also played a lot with plasticine and
with monkeys like these wey so suddenly we
647
00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:27.840
were having dinner the three boys and
my carnal didn' t come down to
648
00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:30.960
dinner anything else. I heard up
there that, because you chu was bigger
649
00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:36.159
wey what happened, and it was
that he really liked that fart. And
650
00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:39.880
if you messed with those things,
that' s where there could be pedora.
651
00:44:40.079 --> 00:44:43.639
He was very angry. Güey.
Don' t touch my stuff anymore,
652
00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:46.440
or, for example, virularize the
compos of your carnals, because you
653
00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:52.519
saw porn in them. Very common, very common as a teenager to get
654
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:55.320
to see porn in e wey compus
you even wanted to watch porn, even
655
00:44:55.440 --> 00:45:00.159
in his compus, when you took
out the license the sixteen and the egg
656
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:06.000
dick was to watch porn where in
any Internet access I was looking for the
657
00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:08.559
oven. I didn' t have
any older brothers. I was the older
658
00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:12.360
brother, but, for example,
he touched me with a camera that threw
659
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.840
older armaments you went to his room
and my comrade had, for the most.
660
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:19.679
Here I have some cannons, I
have some r here a holera,
661
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:22.480
a holera was the one that struck
and we said it. Let' s
662
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:24.599
go further, go to your big
brother' s room and go to the
663
00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:28.639
bathroom, to the big brother'
s room. A hustler, because the
664
00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:31.639
playboy was like it was coming out, not bad, but covered, because
665
00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:36.599
the jockey didn' t come out
the olay boy no more breath and in
666
00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:38.400
the fit never seen the scare and
the bouquet, the bunch of grapes will
667
00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:45.039
come out and there was such the
predator and there would be two other drawers
668
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:49.000
and you would see in a Buddha
doll, a wey daughter of a knife,
669
00:45:49.000 --> 00:45:52.519
a hunting knife. Yeah, but
when you were suddenly saying, hey,
670
00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:54.639
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
671
00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:55.400
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
672
00:45:55.400 --> 00:45:55.400
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
673
00:45:55.400 --> 00:45:57.719
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let' s
674
00:45:57.760 --> 00:46:00.880
go to your parents' room,
we that horita walk the niche here also
675
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:05.519
know and you get to your comrade' s dad' s room and you
676
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:10.119
find a black bag full of porn, that is, but Asian porn with
677
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:13.800
horses and then suddenly you put your
hand in. So where Dad' s
678
00:46:13.840 --> 00:46:16.519
white shirts are because of you,
white shirts in the background, you pull
679
00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:24.360
out a Güey dildo of this size
and you bite him and do and say
680
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:29.679
ah bastard. You don' t
understand Güey and then handcuffs and then a
681
00:46:29.960 --> 00:46:31.559
cannon, a swing, love WEY
in the boss' room, Güey not
682
00:46:31.719 --> 00:46:36.039
your boss, Güey, all of
a sudden you' re the Güey drawer
683
00:46:36.039 --> 00:46:39.039
full of bullets We, of wey
shovels so you say your ball necklace,
684
00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:44.760
you say you hear that chido necklace
and it smells like plichip already wey you
685
00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:50.719
say that cock not carved dad'
s room when it goes also classic married
686
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:52.119
I never say to see well,
we' re not going to burn our
687
00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:57.280
bosses, but you never opened something
like that in your own and you say
688
00:46:57.360 --> 00:47:00.840
there' s something there, there' s a box, there' s
689
00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:05.119
something I don' t want it
to be that yes wey I' m
690
00:47:05.199 --> 00:47:06.039
going to see my dads same thing
my boss was very nostalgic. I remember
691
00:47:06.039 --> 00:47:09.320
that when I sculpted him, he
had pictures of his dad Güey, that
692
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:15.199
is, there are small pictures of
his loved ones and many of you remember
693
00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:21.440
that the old ones used to use
agendas where they scored the phone contacts,
694
00:47:21.800 --> 00:47:28.760
because many of those weys but so
on plates, false of judicial, of
695
00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:31.599
roads, of that mom, of
feds, of roads and those assholes.
696
00:47:31.760 --> 00:47:35.880
But the net one, if I
remember that it was a good fucking stage,
697
00:47:36.679 --> 00:47:40.480
because I' m imagining growing up
with a large family, because everyone
698
00:47:40.559 --> 00:47:45.280
has something to hide carnal and when
you stay you' re just that güey,
699
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:45.920
that is, you shit them that
you see what fart. I once
700
00:47:46.039 --> 00:47:49.320
say I' m not going to
burn my parents, because they see this
701
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:53.000
and everything, but I say I
found that I fell someone for not saying
702
00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:58.920
anything but sometimes so you dig him
out and see two VHSS, but unless
703
00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:02.960
you back and so many you removed
a chin and there are two VHS out,
704
00:48:02.960 --> 00:48:06.159
both h and me. That'
s why I don' t want
705
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:07.840
to ask any more Get out the
two VHSS, the BS. One says
706
00:48:07.920 --> 00:48:15.480
nothing and the second says the death
of engineer Fernando and in the other more
707
00:48:15.639 --> 00:48:21.360
like this, in the top of
LVH dic paca lead and sex and you.
708
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:24.239
So you put the VHSDs back in
and you put the brick and you
709
00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:25.599
say. I don' t want
to know what' s in there.
710
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:29.760
I don' t want to see. I don' t want when they
711
00:48:29.840 --> 00:48:34.800
give the will and say I'
m going to use you think that'
712
00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:36.800
s before it' s recorded with
VHSR. Old people from before were filmed
713
00:48:36.920 --> 00:48:39.079
with VHS, that is, if
later, yes, yes, you could,
714
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:43.440
that' s how you could.
I remember that' s my cell
715
00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:49.000
phone dying. I throw it away, I want it without a hero There
716
00:48:49.079 --> 00:48:54.079
' s a movie called a cocky
transport and that' s the heart of
717
00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:58.360
the matter with the bato that ends
up dying in his apartment. You just
718
00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:02.159
remember that pres is a movie to
the dan renton the protagonist. Yes,
719
00:49:02.440 --> 00:49:06.440
he had forgotten that he had put
in place the video he had recorded with
720
00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:12.199
his old lady. When the old
lady finds out she cuts, she gets
721
00:49:12.519 --> 00:49:16.400
depressed and gets in and ends up
dying. It dies all because it gave
722
00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:21.880
a symphony pinche. Wey was wrong
because the risk is the risk of carnal
723
00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:23.400
recording. But seeing about your dad, I, if you had access,
724
00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:27.199
you would have seen him, or
I didn' t, it' s
725
00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:29.159
just that maybe I didn' t
have anything. But I said if I
726
00:49:29.280 --> 00:49:32.800
was removing this partition and it'
s lying there and besides, it'
727
00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:39.400
s next to a better buzzie and
I leave it better than the transporter who
728
00:49:39.400 --> 00:49:44.920
keeps seeing the architect. As an
architect, that carnal teen prick is coming
729
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:47.320
I tell you one that you won' t believe and because it says I
730
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:50.480
' ve made lies, but I
have to tell it to you. I
731
00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:53.519
crashed several times, but one of
them I' m telling you about for
732
00:49:53.519 --> 00:49:58.679
my daughters. It wasn' t
such a crash. But to the people
733
00:49:58.679 --> 00:50:01.519
who live in Monterrey, you come
by Avenue of the Americas, if you
734
00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:07.159
come from country, you come Acapulco
and the people who see us elsewhere.
735
00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:09.440
I' m not going bowling,
but I make it a context. It
736
00:50:09.480 --> 00:50:13.239
comes on the avenue and then it
turns right now, there' s the
737
00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:19.360
state of the scratched low editions and
then you go back up Avenue to the
738
00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:21.519
Americas and there' s Expo Guadalupe. Yeah, well, before all that
739
00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:30.800
existed, it was the zoo of
Pastor Ivancito. Let' s say seventeen
740
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.400
eighteen years. I had a good
one, it wasn' t mine,
741
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:38.639
it was my dad' s,
it was a Yeta Ninety- six ninety
742
00:50:39.719 --> 00:50:45.079
- seven with which maco music of
the Hans War. I finally lauve had
743
00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:49.760
had three red beers already pulled,
don' t drink. When I drive,
744
00:50:51.039 --> 00:50:54.360
then I come down. I mean, I come down like this and
745
00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:58.440
I have to go up, because
I' m going straight Mayan and clonic.
746
00:51:00.599 --> 00:51:01.719
When I realized there was a bison
next door, I said, I
747
00:51:01.800 --> 00:51:05.480
think I went into the sun and
said. I didn' t get to
748
00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:07.800
be in the sun, he said, but I almost got into the river
749
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:14.039
the chair. Obviously I don'
t turn on my grill, because I
750
00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:16.079
opened a cyclonic mesh called yes,
yes, yes. This one turned me
751
00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:22.480
into a jalamaya I almost crawled and
fought, but I have comrades who fucked
752
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:24.559
up Dad' s car. This
is also a crazy thing that, like
753
00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:27.639
Dad, would give me a scary
shame, that is, to see that
754
00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:34.679
my children are going through this stage. Also my oldest carnal came in bloody
755
00:51:34.719 --> 00:51:37.719
one day to the house. You' ve done shit to embezzle Acapulco hit
756
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:40.679
the car. I was just saying, a mile from where the shock with
757
00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:45.119
permeas had started, it' s
a pulque bulevar güey idea It' s
758
00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:47.280
a street that comes down and the
car ended without tires and face up.
759
00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:52.800
Then this is greater, for miracle, miracle. This time it also hit
760
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:58.800
the Cherokee, yes, not all
of us have had that stupid moment,
761
00:51:59.079 --> 00:52:02.000
that disconnection crashed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but strong lost total on
762
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:07.880
the one bastard hit him with a
cabrola truck. I didn' t have
763
00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:12.239
a bectra I did it I totally
lost it. You chucafé was listening to
764
00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:16.920
me the nova, I remember,
I want to be take me when they
765
00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:22.960
drive and also that' s why
I didn' t take two mega jars
766
00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:28.039
of the boat and bar and if
I did walk, but because I wasn
767
00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:31.079
' t guilty that yes, that' s why I ended up paying the
768
00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:35.599
insurance also because I got a car
got in or didn' t see me
769
00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:43.360
and he hit me on the tip
and he put me around and until you
770
00:52:43.480 --> 00:52:45.280
moms was strong and then I also
didn' t get out well, I
771
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:45.679
went out well, all right,
a dick, nothing more. But that
772
00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:50.599
blow job aside isn' t just
bumping into a bad run. Yeah,
773
00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:52.960
you haven' t seen. You
saw the video of the baton. It
774
00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:55.679
' s the bana that' s
in there on which avenue in San Nicolás
775
00:52:55.800 --> 00:53:00.920
that turned his yeta Güey and the
bato tried to put it back like this
776
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:04.840
and they come and film it and
the dick and tell him hey wey already
777
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:08.039
go to hospitals is that adrenaline wey
will be late a blowjob and I won
778
00:53:08.119 --> 00:53:12.519
' t shit my bosses. It' s just fear of parents. That
779
00:53:12.559 --> 00:53:15.559
' s why you run into the
jamara that means I' m gonna come
780
00:53:15.559 --> 00:53:20.440
to lions wey what happened, Dad
you' re having dinner your vente wey
781
00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:24.239
you arrive Gonzalo with the saying the
car turned Yeta all the CDs watered by
782
00:53:24.239 --> 00:53:30.000
everything. Lions tell you pirates of
the custom and road and tell you they
783
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:31.920
' re going to kill me my
dad Mira Carnal if I don' t
784
00:53:32.119 --> 00:53:37.559
kill you this shock is that he' s so stupid that the first thing
785
00:53:37.039 --> 00:53:42.679
you think about is that when you
don' t own the car güey wey
786
00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:45.760
but above all, the number of
people who have lost their lives wey unfortunately,
787
00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:50.159
in clashes as well as hit the
wez if you and I ride in
788
00:53:50.320 --> 00:53:52.239
the car with your mom and say
if it' s okay, dick also
789
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:53.599
when they have my soul will kill
me. At last and we see he
790
00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:55.840
was going to leave us to school, to all four of us. At
791
00:53:55.880 --> 00:54:00.400
school we were told by the children, the Benito Juárez, because we pes
792
00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:02.719
naval equal to the four and the
fuck And because or through we are very,
793
00:54:02.800 --> 00:54:07.440
very, stop very in ages,
very close. Then we were going
794
00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:13.480
to school in Alfonso Reyes and a
truck hit us back asshole and then,
795
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:16.599
after that all that happens and asks
us no longer was going to take us
796
00:54:16.599 --> 00:54:24.599
to school, how do the four
feel that the güeyito his dick. I
797
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:29.719
don' t know, I don' t know, I don' t
798
00:54:29.760 --> 00:54:35.159
think they didn' t and anyway, they took us out, but we
799
00:54:35.199 --> 00:54:36.840
didn' t give up and it
was an hour and they had to come
800
00:54:36.840 --> 00:54:38.800
after us because we didn' t
accept güey. Or we said the first
801
00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:43.320
time they hit us. We have
to go and po for ugly collar.
802
00:54:44.039 --> 00:54:46.599
Fuckin' asshole and so throw me
out, throw me a necklace. But
803
00:54:47.360 --> 00:54:51.360
if we bump into a trojet,
then, if it' s a little
804
00:54:51.360 --> 00:54:54.880
ugly scare, I too got bumped
into my mom and me and got hit
805
00:54:54.960 --> 00:55:00.400
behind us by a torton güey and
those who are fine. Yeah, Dad,
806
00:55:00.599 --> 00:55:05.280
the doors close well or more than
the front door. Closing it closes
807
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:07.679
with the back door. I told
him then and he seemed to run in
808
00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:12.440
the car and he also started giving
me the neck and those that you get
809
00:55:12.519 --> 00:55:15.119
little blood and you don' t
already know that the tort bump is going
810
00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:16.679
to take him the dick that there
is blood. When there' s blood,
811
00:55:16.800 --> 00:55:20.360
these take him in custody. But
they already had a few gags to
812
00:55:20.360 --> 00:55:22.920
the bato, if not for me. When I got hit by the predo,
813
00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:24.559
so the one in the truck got
off that he told me what you
814
00:55:24.599 --> 00:55:30.599
want cuper That is, if the
ones in the trucks were to be blamed
815
00:55:30.639 --> 00:55:32.239
and a punch fell off, they' re sometimes foreign to what Güey does.
816
00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:36.280
If you don' t even realize
that sometimes they hit him a wey
817
00:55:36.400 --> 00:55:38.519
is wey you haven' t seen
those in China that tortum all a lady
818
00:55:38.559 --> 00:55:43.039
crossing the pachurra and they' re
still coming back. But let' s
819
00:55:43.239 --> 00:55:46.599
see if they were on board of
poquillo I was watching a video of how
820
00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:50.119
they drive in South Asia wey truth
don' t overdo it. It'
821
00:55:51.039 --> 00:55:54.880
s just for surviving the game.
Compare is that they said Quinchina it'
822
00:55:55.000 --> 00:56:00.559
s better that I pat you down
and kill you to finish you off to
823
00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:02.639
Lexico and that the company, that
is to say I don' t know
824
00:56:02.639 --> 00:56:04.880
if it' s true and says
if they run him over. Kill him
825
00:56:05.079 --> 00:56:07.000
because we paid for the funeral.
There' s dying to be paid all
826
00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:10.599
our lives, recovery, and he' s got his eye on him.
827
00:56:10.679 --> 00:56:15.440
If yes, eggs said that in
China and that' s why they have
828
00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:20.480
cameras and besides pretend a lot that
they run them because you can, you
829
00:56:20.480 --> 00:56:22.960
can charge a wool for that too, so they tend to say and everyone
830
00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:24.519
in Russia also bring cameras, cars. So, if I remember those shocks,
831
00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:29.920
listen, let' s go with
this now the first time you fall
832
00:56:30.000 --> 00:56:32.920
in love and teenage stuff. Teenage
stuff is not having the skills to talk
833
00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:37.639
to women, especially as a mother
baron, and what it does is give
834
00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:44.079
them a flower. It' s
like every teenager' s resource. Not
835
00:56:44.199 --> 00:56:46.760
carnal that you came with a little
flower. Or that' s what your
836
00:56:46.880 --> 00:56:51.239
mom was telling you. Maybe he
didn' t buy her a flower,
837
00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:52.719
and she always came in with the
pot, thinking that' s what she
838
00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:55.880
was going to love. That'
s already got some cock in it and
839
00:56:55.960 --> 00:57:00.440
I don' t know if it
touched you in your times that you say
840
00:57:00.559 --> 00:57:04.000
in your mind, you fucking say
this one in rosette. He' s
841
00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:08.199
gonna love me with this. I
had always remembered that there were flowers,
842
00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:15.559
merchants and novelty, that they were
my cellanias, that they were Chinese dolls,
843
00:57:16.400 --> 00:57:21.039
farts, they were bears that seemed
tapil or not, what seemed least
844
00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:22.719
was a bear. That' s
from the fact that two days later he
845
00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:23.880
' d have his eye on him
and he' d fall off. No.
846
00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:28.039
No, and you' d come
in and tell you Mrs Ahorita,
847
00:57:28.440 --> 00:57:30.960
I' m gonna put together a
gift pinche. Mom, Mrs Came was
848
00:57:31.079 --> 00:57:35.360
taking a role from those of what' s called mache. Not good,
849
00:57:35.400 --> 00:57:39.000
the extranjep crepe like that, he' d put two blue leaves on you,
850
00:57:39.760 --> 00:57:43.039
say two red leaves, grab a
rose, put a dick of silantro
851
00:57:43.039 --> 00:57:45.719
on you. So, I said
pinch this margaritas and ta pica strawberries.
852
00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:52.000
And if you get lemon and chinga, they' ll give you some daisies
853
00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:58.119
if you' re white and the
fucking cream and then a cup with some
854
00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:01.920
jercy or some nicolo chocolates and the
most shitty prick there can be in life.
855
00:58:02.599 --> 00:58:06.719
A bear that was not made in
China, was in fact Invietnam,
856
00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:09.320
in the net fight of Chisme.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
857
00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:13.320
I follow you Güey and that'
s what you' re taking to the
858
00:58:13.400 --> 00:58:19.440
stick You with the nose, with
the wey gift, Guadalupe could have got
859
00:58:19.519 --> 00:58:24.360
the mitres and you know that Güey
himself, a smell is throwing the gossip
860
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:30.119
and his dad owns the Apple Bis. You don' t have, you
861
00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:34.679
don' t have anything to compete
for. You open the door You thirteen
862
00:58:35.039 --> 00:58:37.719
- year- old with your fart
present, the bear smells weird Güey isn
863
00:58:38.519 --> 00:58:43.559
' t, it' s not
this, it' s not cotton,
864
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:45.119
it' s not, it'
s not even linen. It' s
865
00:58:45.719 --> 00:58:50.599
not something. We miss a cloth
made in the courtyard of a Vietnamese wey
866
00:58:50.679 --> 00:58:53.559
you hand it to her. You
don' t put perfume in it,
867
00:58:53.559 --> 00:58:55.000
because you don' t put perfume
in it. You' ve got your
868
00:58:55.000 --> 00:59:00.760
nose. Thank you and turn to
see the gift of the boy bat of
869
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:05.719
the cooom a bear of an eighty, the bear pinche with a salmon tonces
870
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:09.239
is eating it. Don' t
moms wey and daughter with two tickets to
871
00:59:09.280 --> 00:59:13.840
go see RBD. But you don' t say no, because it'
872
00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:15.400
s not, and it' s
actually there, it dies. You'
873
00:59:15.480 --> 00:59:19.559
re still dying your mom tells you
that if you don' t have money
874
00:59:19.679 --> 00:59:22.559
to give her something original and I
remember your boss had a gift shop.
875
00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:25.679
My boss had a gift shop and
it was that if you want to look
876
00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:29.480
good, I mean, and if
it was long, I mean, that
877
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:34.519
' s what you said, because
it' s the normal way out of
878
00:59:34.519 --> 00:59:38.719
every teenager, but suddenly you wanted
to look good and give him, for
879
00:59:38.719 --> 00:59:42.239
example, a wallet made of daddy
bags. If you want to get in
880
00:59:42.320 --> 00:59:45.599
the middle. I gave you this
wey I had a bag of ass that
881
00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:52.119
gave me a chava and not Mames
I had it for a long time and
882
00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:54.960
where it was made of packings of
culetes where I took it out it was
883
00:59:55.000 --> 00:59:58.519
for you Mamas to chea your wallet
already when I was thirty- one.
884
00:59:58.599 --> 01:00:01.000
If I' ve already been told
it doesn' t happen to you,
885
01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:02.320
it' s cocky and it'
s already tossed, it smells like.
886
01:00:02.559 --> 01:00:07.599
But there were gifts that if you
put him in this inventive way, you
887
01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:09.880
could do every good. But this
was usually brother' s way out.
888
01:00:09.920 --> 01:00:14.320
You don' t remember hearing you
eat love. You never went that dough
889
01:00:14.360 --> 01:00:17.239
to buy a card of those that
said there were two types of cards,
890
01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:24.599
Hollmark fi la Holmark cards, that
said a whole dog and no more said
891
01:00:24.679 --> 01:00:30.199
my tail moves and you open it
for you and you move it down and
892
01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:32.760
the tail moves and there are some
that were always two children hugged down a
893
01:00:32.800 --> 01:00:37.199
lake and said today I saw you
tomorrow not to be here for the dick.
894
01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:40.840
If it was that just like you' re going to open this card
895
01:00:40.880 --> 01:00:45.159
and then you would have, I
want to open it to you yes,
896
01:00:45.719 --> 01:00:49.320
those were the ones the cards were, not the group porn of those you
897
01:00:49.320 --> 01:00:53.079
opened them. And you' re
gonna get the truth with the glue you
898
01:00:53.280 --> 01:01:01.519
do. Yeah, you remember it
opening. My grandmother was selling small cards,
899
01:01:01.719 --> 01:01:05.119
but before they were sold by the
little ones who were very small,
900
01:01:05.239 --> 01:01:07.679
they were seen in the super seven. You remember having those sufficiency had roses
901
01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:09.840
like that on the corner they had
in a bucket with water. Ah we
902
01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:15.199
in a little bucket of water.
They had them and sometimes there were also
903
01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:17.840
small gifts of small stems in the
ox. You also find yourself a bunch
904
01:01:17.880 --> 01:01:22.400
of little assholes that are secret that
no one knows exist. That' s
905
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:25.599
where I remember your first rose you
gave away as a teenager. You must
906
01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:31.840
have been a carnal cruiser, the
ones on cruise fifteen pesos or ejjole güey.
907
01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:37.320
I don' t remember. I
wasn' t much of a carnal
908
01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:38.039
vase, I wasn' t much
of a gift. I did give away
909
01:01:38.079 --> 01:01:42.119
one of those and there was no
money. I was giving a really shitty
910
01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:46.039
candy that was from your chi pop
boot. It was a chocolate that looked
911
01:01:46.039 --> 01:01:50.320
like worms, just like pure black
balls that were coffee with white dots.
912
01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:54.840
It was called what those lights of
your Tutzi role guys were called It was
913
01:01:57.119 --> 01:02:00.559
like a piece of light chi poop
are the puts roles. Yeah, bed
914
01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:04.639
there, see if it' s
the mutt, the chuchet, that'
915
01:02:05.039 --> 01:02:08.639
s what I' m talking about
It' s the ones I' m
916
01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:08.639
looking to eat that wey It puts
mushrooms on that fart They sell them with
917
01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:12.880
chocongos. Once you gave him Acilo, the old lady bit him that they
918
01:02:12.960 --> 01:02:15.440
stayed in the EOM, they hit
him son of a bitch and they got
919
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:17.719
rid of him. In three days
I will have a stomach, but amen
920
01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:22.079
to what you would give her if
she didn' t like you, the
921
01:02:22.199 --> 01:02:27.000
gift always suits, as are the
dolls that in adolescence yes and then there
922
01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:30.360
are these dolls that keep in boxes
everything that they give her. The data
923
01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:32.719
here pinches crypts wey are that way
that you saved things, not because dicks
924
01:02:32.840 --> 01:02:37.480
compa nothing. If wey my daughter
made me burn them in a net roaster,
925
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:42.760
when well Welloupe told me to keep
them and those of pure asses I
926
01:02:42.800 --> 01:02:45.199
had that I started reading them and
the wind will see and your hat of
927
01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:49.119
my love said what bad already you
and I are tired. Ah, well,
928
01:02:49.320 --> 01:02:52.000
if wey has him and I told
him if I get an ass and
929
01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:53.159
you' re divorced, you and
I don' t. But the whole
930
01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:59.679
thing is pretty morra. That'
s about saving the first letter he sent
931
01:02:59.760 --> 01:03:01.320
you and the movie tickets. You
remember they play them in a cork.
932
01:03:01.960 --> 01:03:06.639
The noses stick them in a cork. So this and movie tickets is our
933
01:03:06.719 --> 01:03:10.199
first movie show, our first show. And you the bat is married to
934
01:03:10.360 --> 01:03:15.000
a whore the cough was an old
one of obsession Yes, but the muzzles
935
01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:19.159
are very much like the little details
you' re giving them. For example,
936
01:03:19.400 --> 01:03:22.239
these when they dry, they have
for a book, they put them
937
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:28.199
in a book that comes up idea
And I' m very morra very morra
938
01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:32.840
and because mams do not lift before
overcoming a vato. He used to be
939
01:03:32.840 --> 01:03:37.599
a good bastard, because the mocks
had the room full of pure details of
940
01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:39.639
the baton. Today the details are
that you like a wey in the already
941
01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:44.519
or the bag buton and the bats, according to me, are no longer
942
01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:49.159
so detailed. No. I already
think the race is so detailed. Let
943
01:03:49.239 --> 01:03:52.519
' s go to the booze and
fuck and fall like today and maybe you
944
01:03:52.599 --> 01:03:58.719
can look good through other things.
I got you these tickets for a concert
945
01:03:58.719 --> 01:04:04.360
and you send them digital no longer
and you don' t go like the
946
01:04:06.400 --> 01:04:11.760
one you detail. I dedicate it
to you. Well, what was distilled
947
01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:15.599
as a teenager was also burning the
CD with the rales. That was a
948
01:04:15.639 --> 01:04:20.480
really good teen detail. That'
s a great gift the blackberries made of
949
01:04:20.519 --> 01:04:26.239
that I made you this mix and
since you had a record that had thirteen
950
01:04:26.360 --> 01:04:30.719
rolls and you already saw when you
had a pinche stratus with a stereo of
951
01:04:30.840 --> 01:04:38.039
penne rail of those pap a pire
was a relief. Yeah, so they
952
01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:39.800
wouldn' t steal it from you, they wouldn' t take me out.
953
01:04:39.880 --> 01:04:43.320
I had the ones asking you to
take it off, but my boss
954
01:04:43.360 --> 01:04:46.239
had the one who took this out
and it looked like he had a box
955
01:04:46.280 --> 01:04:53.280
of bullets in the square that were
father yes, the bat with an amplified
956
01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:59.280
pinche and a drawer that the güeys
who built a wooden drawer for him,
957
01:04:59.840 --> 01:05:01.840
very uncomfortable that they couldn' t
even put some punches in for the soccer,
958
01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:06.039
because there was the drawer that this
cock pir two twelve yes, yes,
959
01:05:06.159 --> 01:05:11.800
yes and made buffer bees. Buffers
are things of love. To me
960
01:05:12.280 --> 01:05:16.079
I remember a crimagináte falls the morra
that I owe it to you and you
961
01:05:16.920 --> 01:05:23.559
erase it or in the two days
throw it to me. You get past
962
01:05:23.639 --> 01:05:30.800
the green, listen, I put
the first rice. Don' t cry,
963
01:05:30.679 --> 01:05:36.079
little girl, don' t think. I' m bringing you a
964
01:05:36.480 --> 01:05:42.000
second suit tonight of love. I
put the third track again, all of
965
01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:45.719
a sudden it' s love stuff, and then I got into my life
966
01:05:46.519 --> 01:05:50.320
well, all right, it'
s going very well, I was going,
967
01:05:50.960 --> 01:05:57.639
all right, and then I'
m anxious for you and I said
968
01:05:57.679 --> 01:06:03.320
there I fucked up, but I
said eye I started singing so much This
969
01:06:03.320 --> 01:06:10.280
is Polo Polo, already and the
last ones were Polo jokes, songs from
970
01:06:10.320 --> 01:06:13.679
the weirdest band, no more I
an audio from my dad telling my mom.
971
01:06:14.280 --> 01:06:16.599
I' m going to give you
as if you were Mommy, I
972
01:06:16.679 --> 01:06:20.519
' m going to leave you as
a slit a Christian rap at number three
973
01:06:20.719 --> 01:06:23.960
and the fourteen was closed with a
radish- grey pinche at the last gino.
974
01:06:24.119 --> 01:06:28.159
Yes, it was a rala of
ah Mahoni, ah majon. I
975
01:06:28.239 --> 01:06:33.079
want constants like melons that aren'
t afraid when I lower their pants.
976
01:06:33.280 --> 01:06:39.679
The last one told us that your
mom used to suck you, the pinga
977
01:06:39.679 --> 01:06:44.159
ay, miss, so the dick
gas is a chumbo or my mom,
978
01:06:44.440 --> 01:06:46.480
my old lady, my old lady
the way that still told me not to
979
01:06:46.559 --> 01:06:50.199
mames I put it to roma miscalientes
with my family and my grandmother and I
980
01:06:50.239 --> 01:06:54.639
was listening to you the pussy and
the pinga was And then you also gave
981
01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:58.639
it to her And after he hears
it is all scratched, no ja doesn
982
01:06:59.559 --> 01:07:03.079
' t read it for and I
sent him to clean the flea for a
983
01:07:03.159 --> 01:07:09.840
hundred balls and suddenly you put it
already pulled, but until seven o'
984
01:07:09.920 --> 01:07:11.760
clock it is a Güey man.
The eight is where the grandmother of the
985
01:07:11.800 --> 01:07:16.679
firm wey the one of the is
already to tell her then, but they
986
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:19.159
were the little problems that you had
as a teenager. No, but you
987
01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:23.159
had to dedicate yourself to a role
you branded. I don' t know
988
01:07:23.320 --> 01:07:26.320
if the cell phone or your house
and you tick it and excuse it.
989
01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:33.679
Not what you' re laughing at
I' m falling in love I'
990
01:07:33.679 --> 01:07:34.800
m tunar tube and then I'
m pulling out the wave. What do
991
01:07:35.519 --> 01:07:44.960
you think, hey, my son
is not sorry, hey Güey, you
992
01:07:45.559 --> 01:07:47.719
don' t almost ever win,
it' s just that there' s
993
01:07:47.719 --> 01:07:50.119
no lady the servant. He tells
you if it was you, if you
994
01:07:50.199 --> 01:07:55.840
were the whole adventurous brother boy that
if I compared you I was like be,
995
01:07:56.559 --> 01:07:58.599
I was in a lot of work. I put in all the subunits
996
01:07:58.679 --> 01:08:00.960
to see what Güey hit. Yeah, yeah, wey didn' t have
997
01:08:01.039 --> 01:08:04.239
much of it. It' s
very won. Chaco. I used to
998
01:08:04.360 --> 01:08:08.719
sleep with local colonies, which is
not my level, no, not my
999
01:08:08.920 --> 01:08:13.639
middle class. They didn' t
peel me or I had to go down
1000
01:08:14.320 --> 01:08:16.319
with sopita chavitas, with a star
of letters. If you notice that I
1001
01:08:16.319 --> 01:08:21.640
went, it was up to the
race when I started to get more acceptance,
1002
01:08:21.840 --> 01:08:24.239
so, I mean, you weren' t the gallant. You mean
1003
01:08:24.560 --> 01:08:28.239
in high school not even right now
the net, but in high school I
1004
01:08:28.319 --> 01:08:30.960
was never a galan. It was, if it' s big, today,
1005
01:08:31.079 --> 01:08:34.840
if I' m single, I
would already have to carry penicillin gum
1006
01:08:35.000 --> 01:08:39.560
compadre, because if today the woman
fucks for sport wey that is, it
1007
01:08:39.560 --> 01:08:42.560
' s that I laugh, because
that didn' t notice Adrian, but
1008
01:08:42.560 --> 01:08:45.640
we were sitting and there were our
women and I saw old women passing and
1009
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:49.039
I saw two muzzles, so it
was changing they were that I want you
1010
01:08:49.159 --> 01:08:53.199
to put me in your virile member
wasn' t, obviously, the lord
1011
01:08:53.199 --> 01:08:55.399
eh. If you see how good
you remember an old woman, I can
1012
01:08:55.479 --> 01:08:59.279
' t r it and then I
say I understand the person and how neat
1013
01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:04.520
and respectable this citizen is. But
Adriano' s stupid stance. No.
1014
01:09:04.760 --> 01:09:14.800
But the point with that fart is
that you bite them. If he'
1015
01:09:14.880 --> 01:09:16.159
s got more right now, you' re married, more than that.
1016
01:09:16.279 --> 01:09:21.359
That doesn' t mean, it
works out that this fart makes a slob
1017
01:09:21.439 --> 01:09:25.159
of slobs look at me, just
like I got the ponor from you shitting
1018
01:09:25.199 --> 01:09:27.560
your stick. It' s not
so much that they like it. I
1019
01:09:27.640 --> 01:09:30.199
told her my lady and she was
singing it to me, but because I
1020
01:09:30.359 --> 01:09:33.920
have the confidence. I' m
trained with Ricardo Perez to have a whisky.
1021
01:09:34.399 --> 01:09:36.880
There' s my wife talking to
the chaperrite. I think there was
1022
01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:43.119
Alan' s girlfriend and suddenly a
girl. Well she tells me I can
1023
01:09:43.119 --> 01:09:46.600
take a picture with you and when
she ends she tells me how rich the
1024
01:09:47.279 --> 01:09:50.560
mole So I got how rich the
mole and I laughed forty- two years
1025
01:09:50.560 --> 01:09:55.520
old. Rico, I tell you, I' m laughing because I'
1026
01:09:55.560 --> 01:09:57.800
m a comedian and I tell my
wife that she' s so rich.
1027
01:09:58.119 --> 01:10:00.640
That' s why you sent her
to San Antonio wey, not the one
1028
01:10:00.680 --> 01:10:03.800
that meccas her. Not me why
not, because I told him I didn
1029
01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:08.920
' t do anything. I'
ve got it for you Tell him to
1030
01:10:08.920 --> 01:10:12.279
come clean up your poop and oh
fucking poop, asshole, and you'
1031
01:10:12.399 --> 01:10:13.920
re out of your poop like a
dog. If I was a dog,
1032
01:10:14.000 --> 01:10:17.720
right, kid, I was hamster
güey Don' t come and I'
1033
01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:21.600
ll put up with you. Again
I tell him but sonle wey is fine
1034
01:10:21.680 --> 01:10:27.119
Cabrón and Güey, as in a
certain way, is the adolescence to which
1035
01:10:27.239 --> 01:10:30.840
he builds you, not the chigüey, which also gives you, because the
1036
01:10:30.960 --> 01:10:35.319
carnal lovelessness is today that we talk
about things of teenagers. I think it
1037
01:10:35.600 --> 01:10:42.079
' s a lot of teenagers falling
in love and failing. Also that fart
1038
01:10:42.840 --> 01:10:47.079
if you don' t have those
emotional processes at that age, how ugly
1039
01:10:47.119 --> 01:10:53.479
when you' re already a güey
adult that you see your average partner kicking
1040
01:10:53.520 --> 01:10:57.119
a boat and that Carnal doesn'
t suck wey you keep falling into it
1041
01:10:57.199 --> 01:11:00.920
and you' re thirty- four, that is, this has to happen
1042
01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:03.720
to you as a teenager, but
egg so that as an adult, that
1043
01:11:03.760 --> 01:11:06.079
is, it' s a functional
adult Güey, because lovelessness is the worst
1044
01:11:06.079 --> 01:11:08.760
disease in the world. Look,
I' m gonna tell you something,
1045
01:11:09.760 --> 01:11:13.720
and I' m gonna tell you
about my position as I wish. No,
1046
01:11:13.760 --> 01:11:17.319
I wouldn' t, because I
can' t live it anymore and
1047
01:11:17.399 --> 01:11:20.039
I say it on this podcast.
I' ve tried some really bad things
1048
01:11:20.039 --> 01:11:27.000
in the world. I' ve
tried substances, I' ve felt the
1049
01:11:27.359 --> 01:11:29.000
adrenaline that I' ve almost been
pulled out of a gun and all that.
1050
01:11:29.880 --> 01:11:34.359
But there' s no more carnal
addiction and maybe, you don'
1051
01:11:34.760 --> 01:11:40.840
t agree with me, or that
one, the feeling of reliving it,
1052
01:11:41.159 --> 01:11:47.239
that they have to see from carnal
adultess cier because I keep you no,
1053
01:11:47.319 --> 01:11:49.640
no, no, no, that' s what I' ve lived,
1054
01:11:49.760 --> 01:11:53.800
that they bite your ass, that
they suck you, but you or it
1055
01:11:53.800 --> 01:11:57.239
' s here as a man.
But I remember. Güey, that it
1056
01:11:57.319 --> 01:12:00.640
was something I don' t know
if it' s a more oquistic person
1057
01:12:00.800 --> 01:12:04.359
than knowing, that is I don' t know what the body releases,
1058
01:12:05.439 --> 01:12:06.840
that you like an old woman you
know it' s never gonna be done.
1059
01:12:06.920 --> 01:12:13.720
Güey, who' s with another
cat, but she gives you certain
1060
01:12:14.399 --> 01:12:19.760
incentive droplets like placebo saying it'
s never gonna happen, never make your
1061
01:12:19.800 --> 01:12:28.439
girlfriend, but I want you to
be there the honey of the scorpion Father
1062
01:12:28.600 --> 01:12:32.239
Güey, that Adrenaline, Federina,
Medrenden Drindrina. What follows, I have
1063
01:12:32.760 --> 01:12:35.279
not lived it anymore because my wife, my lady, loves me and I
1064
01:12:35.279 --> 01:12:39.960
love her. And now, but
that one sent to the carnal dick and
1065
01:12:40.119 --> 01:12:46.439
feels very ashamed Güey for being and
I become pure heroin. That' s
1066
01:12:46.600 --> 01:12:49.039
why I know it' s okay. Caron what you' re saying.
1067
01:12:49.199 --> 01:12:55.239
But when you realize that the woman
has that power, this when you really
1068
01:12:55.439 --> 01:12:59.520
already decide to marry and say I' m not going to play, I
1069
01:12:59.600 --> 01:13:00.560
' m not going to go for
now to ride in life Güey. I
1070
01:13:00.560 --> 01:13:04.600
mean, yeah, because it'
s a game where you' re gonna
1071
01:13:04.600 --> 01:13:09.600
lose out. I think it'
s just that realization that makes you say
1072
01:13:10.239 --> 01:13:14.479
no more the truth. Today I' m going to get the best out
1073
01:13:14.600 --> 01:13:17.039
of myself and I' m not
going to waste my time falling into those
1074
01:13:17.039 --> 01:13:20.600
games. Oh, well, it
feels like losing it as a teenager that
1075
01:13:20.640 --> 01:13:25.560
you do nothing to yourself. I
remember having me, that is, it
1076
01:13:25.680 --> 01:13:30.520
never happened to you that you wanted
to go to school to suffer here you
1077
01:13:30.920 --> 01:13:34.039
were in love with the context,
that you were in love with a woman,
1078
01:13:34.239 --> 01:13:38.520
that you knew that I wasn'
t going to listen to you and
1079
01:13:38.520 --> 01:13:39.000
that you wanted to go to school, she' s not going to study.
1080
01:13:39.079 --> 01:13:43.760
You' re good at chemical dick
because I wanted to feel that masochism
1081
01:13:44.199 --> 01:13:47.039
of knowing that the old lady was
gonna see her but I wasn' t
1082
01:13:47.039 --> 01:13:47.479
gonna talk to you, but I
didn' t know I was gonna do
1083
01:13:47.479 --> 01:13:51.159
anything. You play your first romantic
p, that' s how we got.
1084
01:13:51.920 --> 01:13:56.399
I' m not leaving you and
me either. I mean Chile.
1085
01:13:57.000 --> 01:14:00.199
Well, we' ve done zero
you genaro, no, ah, no,
1086
01:14:00.640 --> 01:14:04.960
but out of farts to me,
yeah, I get chinita skin.
1087
01:14:05.039 --> 01:14:09.960
Obviously it' s wrong. No. No, no, no, I
1088
01:14:10.039 --> 01:14:11.079
' m married. No, I
don' t. No. No,
1089
01:14:11.239 --> 01:14:13.319
no, no, no, but
we' re talking about everything that doesn
1090
01:14:13.319 --> 01:14:15.279
' t. No, that'
s crazy the exact sensations. I was
1091
01:14:15.359 --> 01:14:19.680
in high school at my first of
that was in high school second here.
1092
01:14:19.800 --> 01:14:27.359
Then it was the film, my
first of that, too, because the
1093
01:14:27.520 --> 01:14:30.880
Angelita boy did, yes, he
was going out, he was one more
1094
01:14:30.279 --> 01:14:32.359
cabbage, he was very bitten by
the bees not and he dies. And
1095
01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:35.880
he dies. But you left me
in regat. You can tell me this.
1096
01:14:35.960 --> 01:14:40.720
That' s the first kiss when
I really felt that feeling. Güey
1097
01:14:42.199 --> 01:14:46.800
is worth the redundancy to Chile.
It was, well, it is a
1098
01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:51.079
before and after. For me in
life, even if it sounds like you
1099
01:14:51.119 --> 01:14:55.920
remember the person, it was a
fish age, that is, it'
1100
01:14:55.920 --> 01:14:59.800
s kind of dimensioned, your first
kiss remembers it. More is your ras
1101
01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:03.039
the moment of how you felt.
Then I was in the car back.
1102
01:15:03.560 --> 01:15:10.199
Compare you know maybe I said dick
I want to do this, fart,
1103
01:15:10.319 --> 01:15:14.199
I mean, I want to do
this again and with the girl you liked.
1104
01:15:14.359 --> 01:15:16.359
So it wasn' t, I
mean, when it really comes to
1105
01:15:16.399 --> 01:15:20.239
the girl you like and you say
the dick if it' s one,
1106
01:15:20.680 --> 01:15:23.800
it' s a hoot, if
it blows your brain up for my taste.
1107
01:15:23.880 --> 01:15:27.079
And so everyone who reflects after their
first kiss, as they say,
1108
01:15:27.239 --> 01:15:31.560
is that I feel that my life
of Gordillo, of Morrillo was very much
1109
01:15:31.720 --> 01:15:35.680
enjoyed that I was sent to the
Is already right now, I already have
1110
01:15:35.720 --> 01:15:42.239
farts thinking it well I felt not
have so many victories. Güey, I
1111
01:15:42.279 --> 01:15:45.000
mean, they were more defeats than
I was bai. Those defeats took me,
1112
01:15:45.039 --> 01:15:47.000
they gave me some built of it. Yeah, I mean, I
1113
01:15:47.079 --> 01:15:53.079
got that little drug. That incentive
that I got used to being sent so
1114
01:15:53.079 --> 01:15:56.359
much to the dick, that I
liked being sent to see because I felt
1115
01:15:56.359 --> 01:16:02.000
better. It was as if,
Güey, it was like the pricks,
1116
01:16:02.119 --> 01:16:04.359
the cats that go to the thalaya
when they go the wey of the Mormons
1117
01:16:04.439 --> 01:16:08.000
that the day you open them and
say I tell you, Güey, they
1118
01:16:08.039 --> 01:16:12.199
always send us to the dick that
I tell you. I was so much
1119
01:16:12.279 --> 01:16:15.319
that they sent me to the dick. Güey, I say not much that
1120
01:16:15.479 --> 01:16:18.279
when I was told yes, I
said ah fuckada. I' m not
1121
01:16:18.319 --> 01:16:23.119
used to feeling. I don'
t know what to do? I'
1122
01:16:23.239 --> 01:16:26.560
m used to you sending me to
the dick and that' s the love
1123
01:16:26.680 --> 01:16:31.439
that I feel and that I have
that I liked to suffer wey and rotted
1124
01:16:31.520 --> 01:16:34.760
rancid, rotted and there was born
the Manchitas, which was the manchita for
1125
01:16:34.760 --> 01:16:39.399
a long time. And now,
I was a reformed mon even repons and
1126
01:16:39.479 --> 01:16:42.680
unfortunately I became a son of a
bitch at a stage of my life where
1127
01:16:42.760 --> 01:16:45.800
if I was a very ass Güey
I didn' t get into my heart
1128
01:16:45.800 --> 01:16:49.680
and I was worth a dick as
a teenager my time of a gace'
1129
01:16:49.680 --> 01:16:55.560
s leftover made me very shitty,
güey, but why, because the chubby
1130
01:16:55.560 --> 01:16:56.239
you are cured for that you are
curing. And there it is. There
1131
01:16:56.359 --> 01:17:02.960
' s too many phrases about women, but the one about them being the
1132
01:17:03.000 --> 01:17:09.800
most dangerous weapon sometimes makes sense Gey, you know they destroy in countries,
1133
01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:13.600
corporations, they destroy friendships, they
check with your house, and they make
1134
01:17:13.760 --> 01:17:15.640
Güey wars, that is to say, to kill Güey dishes for old people
1135
01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:18.199
that this fight that time Güey.
The truth is that a lot of ass
1136
01:17:18.199 --> 01:17:23.359
suckers, too, someone who doesn' t have to suck it so you
1137
01:17:23.399 --> 01:17:24.680
see how and look at what you' re looking at. You had some
1138
01:17:24.920 --> 01:17:30.600
friend in your high school career who
got her daughter pregnant and not blessed,
1139
01:17:30.560 --> 01:17:33.680
blessed God, you realize when the
year goes by, the times get together
1140
01:17:33.760 --> 01:17:38.520
in universities and everyone starts to teach
their babies and a comrade of yours that
1141
01:17:38.720 --> 01:17:43.239
my son is twenty- seven years
old, cha Verja Güey is coming out
1142
01:17:43.239 --> 01:17:47.039
from high school in braceo to a
teacher who also because she will wonder how
1143
01:17:47.119 --> 01:17:51.199
it was that pregnancy took place and
if she had thirteen poses the most fertile
1144
01:17:53.319 --> 01:17:57.560
is and when the assholes are,
it is very dangerous stage because, because
1145
01:17:57.680 --> 01:18:00.960
your pinche me cate Güey to be
sticky than any one, you are in
1146
01:18:01.039 --> 01:18:05.039
the most miserable stage and, according
to me, fertility has to do with
1147
01:18:05.079 --> 01:18:09.159
a hormonal theme. That' s
a garter too. Obviously, you'
1148
01:18:09.239 --> 01:18:13.119
re cleaner Güey and old man,
because don' t moms bring it alcohol
1149
01:18:13.199 --> 01:18:18.960
there' s a pinches it'
s prmogram Güey and you bring thunder the
1150
01:18:19.039 --> 01:18:20.279
blowjobs you bring more mucus you than
inhabitants of the planet. Ge wey to
1151
01:18:20.319 --> 01:18:26.199
the dick, that is to say, there are many chances that if you
1152
01:18:26.279 --> 01:18:30.039
put it without knowledge, that is, without a condom, you will also
1153
01:18:30.079 --> 01:18:33.680
have a morrito at the age of
fifteen You could see the morita Linda wey
1154
01:18:34.199 --> 01:18:40.520
of those of the prepa very pretty
was in Oratoria, the old one already
1155
01:18:40.520 --> 01:18:44.319
had it for two Oratoria competitions,
one in Huahuascaliente and from there went to
1156
01:18:44.319 --> 01:18:48.319
the National, went to Bolivia,
was always a country of Central America and
1157
01:18:48.359 --> 01:18:49.319
the old Poles Cabrón, Bolas don
Mario, as a camerate says. But
1158
01:18:49.359 --> 01:18:54.279
it' s just that these shags
that are laughing like that in a minute,
1159
01:18:55.319 --> 01:18:59.119
that is, you never expected it
from that ning- bunch that'
1160
01:18:59.159 --> 01:19:02.520
s over and you know why it
happens, because that' s where you
1161
01:19:02.640 --> 01:19:05.399
have to do it a little bit
more than the mamenta. Yeah, no,
1162
01:19:05.600 --> 01:19:09.520
yeah, but fuck. No.
If I' m a Güey,
1163
01:19:09.600 --> 01:19:14.720
no, not always choose. And
that' s where your daughter is.
1164
01:19:15.079 --> 01:19:17.520
Güey, you got some cool stuff, Güey, what am I doing?
1165
01:19:17.600 --> 01:19:21.239
What am I going to do?
Come the manipulators, Güey, what the
1166
01:19:21.319 --> 01:19:25.960
sucker does on the first date,
Güey, you don' t leave everything
1167
01:19:26.039 --> 01:19:28.840
to me, you suck your tits. In the second, I' ll
1168
01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:30.119
give you a damn. In the
third, Güey, make me the video
1169
01:19:30.279 --> 01:19:33.319
you don' t get and they
give you the cinabon in the first,
1170
01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:36.880
wey and fart. It is that
the Christian Güey on the day that they
1171
01:19:38.159 --> 01:19:44.439
free themselves to beat me go vechame, yes, Güey, yes, Güey,
1172
01:19:45.840 --> 01:19:46.279
they are seen and are of the
lubres and ca of the retina.
1173
01:19:46.600 --> 01:19:49.319
Get out of here, that'
s what I mean. Really, if
1174
01:19:49.560 --> 01:19:55.239
we' re more wey or we' re getting to know wey, I
1175
01:19:55.319 --> 01:20:00.399
just picked you up from mass with
Güey kids, wey, that is,
1176
01:20:00.880 --> 01:20:02.640
you don' t buy goods from
pinch yuven and you' re sorry.
1177
01:20:02.880 --> 01:20:05.399
And what you just said is true, because who didn' t happen to
1178
01:20:05.479 --> 01:20:08.760
him that in his living room there
were two morias that didn' t talk
1179
01:20:08.760 --> 01:20:11.640
to anyone. They said his dad
had fucked a donkey he always made you
1180
01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:15.439
see the times and all of a
sudden you know he' s really who
1181
01:20:15.680 --> 01:20:19.000
took it and you know what happens
carnal. That' s a very ugly
1182
01:20:19.079 --> 01:20:25.840
karma prick when a Christian woman or
someone very religious, in this case don
1183
01:20:25.880 --> 01:20:30.640
' t regret, when a Christian
woman gets pregnant, so no, she
1184
01:20:30.760 --> 01:20:32.720
doesn' t want it, but
because she was out of wedlock. And
1185
01:20:32.840 --> 01:20:38.520
that fart because suddenly some super phrases
start on the facebooks and instagrams of my
1186
01:20:38.680 --> 01:20:45.880
seed, my mother singles all this
mame of no more than two. You
1187
01:20:45.880 --> 01:20:49.319
' re also good for me,
but it' s not so cocky,
1188
01:20:49.319 --> 01:20:54.239
too. The ideal is with all
of us not the most. You know,
1189
01:20:54.439 --> 01:20:58.119
if it' s in the dick, the chamba compadre and just doing
1190
01:20:58.199 --> 01:21:00.560
one, it' s not going
to pay my respects to the moms who
1191
01:21:00.640 --> 01:21:08.359
are free to Chile if I respect
myself, I have enough on Facebook,
1192
01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:11.960
but suddenly I' ll start to
ask how it didn' t happen to
1193
01:21:12.000 --> 01:21:12.479
you that you saw your Facebook and
your friend from the Prepa who got her
1194
01:21:12.479 --> 01:21:15.000
pregnant. Like in high school,
it' s like a medium chip.
1195
01:21:15.239 --> 01:21:17.600
The nose is already taller than she
and the bearded nose the young girl still
1196
01:21:17.680 --> 01:21:21.079
his forty- two years. But
if between a moral superiority, they'
1197
01:21:21.119 --> 01:21:24.680
re like sometimes we don' t
want it. So much I saw my
1198
01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:28.159
picture with the son and so Güey
knows there' s a 25- year
1199
01:21:28.399 --> 01:21:30.880
- old resentment. There' s
the picture of the young tailor suit,
1200
01:21:30.159 --> 01:21:34.359
the tallest child of the year,
a new strong kia, just came out
1201
01:21:34.479 --> 01:21:41.399
of here of the kia of but
of going down and so the dying one
1202
01:21:42.399 --> 01:21:45.399
came out of high school. My
son is only occupied by his mother here
1203
01:21:45.520 --> 01:21:49.079
is charged like this, but it
has been even in capital letters here his
1204
01:21:49.159 --> 01:21:55.479
mother supporting him as always since day
one the dick Güey and you say you
1205
01:21:55.640 --> 01:21:58.479
know that I get some chinchase,
no, not to Chile, yes,
1206
01:21:58.640 --> 01:22:04.640
it is of that fart, but
because normally the vatos that stayed with it,
1207
01:22:05.439 --> 01:22:10.159
they do not make you, because
it may be not bad Güey,
1208
01:22:10.479 --> 01:22:15.720
that is to say if it is
an advanced maturity of being bad is empowered,
1209
01:22:15.880 --> 01:22:16.560
but it goes better to the woman, eh than to the man.
1210
01:22:16.600 --> 01:22:19.199
And if yes more so, then
of course Güey matures, because you are
1211
01:22:19.560 --> 01:22:25.159
facing an event of life in which
you have to but suddenly judge so lightly
1212
01:22:26.439 --> 01:22:30.159
also Güey, so that other behaviors
just, because you are already mother and
1213
01:22:30.199 --> 01:22:34.800
you are doing it alone, because
it does not give you the right to
1214
01:22:34.880 --> 01:22:40.720
judge other people, but to see
why you believe. Yes, I'
1215
01:22:40.760 --> 01:22:43.439
m entitled to it It' s
not time. I can do it straight,
1216
01:22:44.600 --> 01:22:48.199
but you can always give them to
the blackberries I always do, the
1217
01:22:48.279 --> 01:22:53.119
dolls that got drunk as a teenager, I know them, that is,
1218
01:22:53.119 --> 01:22:55.640
I see them on facebook. I
pinched old women traveling the world Colombia and
1219
01:22:55.720 --> 01:23:00.319
the fucking kid, that is,
sending my son from Neilandia and I see
1220
01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:03.199
my comrades getting pregnant. They got
their old lady pregnant when they were young
1221
01:23:03.239 --> 01:23:08.159
and the teenager saw in the fex
the vato, teaching like this with a
1222
01:23:08.239 --> 01:23:11.479
guitar on a porch of his mother' s house in chancle gay paw with
1223
01:23:11.600 --> 01:23:15.399
my son singing a go or not, that is to say an arjona.
1224
01:23:15.079 --> 01:23:19.079
It was this bato he keeps seeing
with his mom wey and the mom passes
1225
01:23:19.319 --> 01:23:25.039
a camera so wey wey kicked yes, lord of the bouquets, the women
1226
01:23:25.039 --> 01:23:30.479
will do better, because also if
it is a very dense fuel sometimes the
1227
01:23:30.600 --> 01:23:32.399
lovelessness that is and there are bats
that if they pass the dick yes,
1228
01:23:32.760 --> 01:23:36.000
if there is a lot in the
güey cha two thousand a semester, yes
1229
01:23:36.079 --> 01:23:41.119
veteranally we we we wey that happens
to you is güey, because that is
1230
01:23:41.199 --> 01:23:44.000
why the laws have had to be
changed. No more, there are also
1231
01:23:44.039 --> 01:23:45.760
morts that give me thirty- five
perme, for if the child is the
1232
01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:49.399
after- government wey who eats wey
wey yes, if you there san fill
1233
01:23:49.399 --> 01:23:51.800
of calm, you give him for
the child and suddenly comes with the tits
1234
01:23:51.920 --> 01:23:57.239
operated, says wey the boy Güey
and the child ends him dancing it and
1235
01:23:57.399 --> 01:24:02.199
wey with books lined, with paper
change buying me instead of crayons colors of
1236
01:24:02.800 --> 01:24:10.760
snow white. If you don'
t get her in, don' t
1237
01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:14.720
get her in there anymore. The
Montandiu was too full of stuff to be
1238
01:24:14.760 --> 01:24:23.520
the Duo Hey. When you start
smoking, turn on other arms, either
1239
01:24:24.159 --> 01:24:34.880
or don' t put the little
god you wey put on it hear you
1240
01:24:34.880 --> 01:24:40.520
never bought cigars outside loose out of
the prepa or I commend them to see
1241
01:24:40.560 --> 01:24:42.399
carnal clear, you put up your
dick with a cardboard was of the substances.
1242
01:24:42.479 --> 01:24:45.079
It wasn' t alcohol and alcohol
and cicada, alcohol and cigar.
1243
01:24:45.199 --> 01:24:48.760
If first fart, I remember my
first fart, coming out of a fifteen
1244
01:24:49.279 --> 01:24:54.199
- year- old compadre, we
got out of those that wey was also
1245
01:24:54.840 --> 01:24:59.039
a noodle dagger, because it was
always this rebellion to say that things to
1246
01:24:59.119 --> 01:25:02.640
the tours weren' t so cool
and always passed you that noose rebellion is
1247
01:25:02.640 --> 01:25:05.520
from Lycia. There' s no
chida be pane chido. And if we
1248
01:25:05.560 --> 01:25:11.319
had squealed guerÃas, then wey nothing, nothing would change. But you were
1249
01:25:11.399 --> 01:25:14.960
leaving early when you were fifteen,
because you were the rebel, not that
1250
01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:16.720
of and you were saying pinche.
This isn' t cool And done I
1251
01:25:16.760 --> 01:25:19.520
' m going to see him fucking
dance and I' m not going to
1252
01:25:19.600 --> 01:25:23.640
talk and ask you to a certain
yes, not knowing why wey I remember
1253
01:25:23.800 --> 01:25:27.680
once doing that we got to a
super feel instead of being left at the
1254
01:25:27.760 --> 01:25:31.199
chicken house and we bought a president. You didn' t pass me that
1255
01:25:31.279 --> 01:25:34.279
was my first fart with that you
can clean up. I ran out wey
1256
01:25:34.359 --> 01:25:38.560
I put on a wey shrink to
see I had a chicken balcony. I
1257
01:25:38.600 --> 01:25:43.399
remember you turned it around. With
coca cola, President, with coca cola
1258
01:25:43.800 --> 01:25:46.560
and I had never experienced the feeling
of being taken and dick, the complete
1259
01:25:47.079 --> 01:25:50.600
crockery in the mother, we threw
it as freebey compa on the balcony.
1260
01:25:51.159 --> 01:25:59.199
It' s a bunch of fucking
Neanderthals carrying the puncturing chinga food we had
1261
01:25:59.279 --> 01:26:00.960
ate in the night. No.
No, no, no, a carnal
1262
01:26:01.079 --> 01:26:06.119
shitter. And it was also like
when the first fist, the first kiss,
1263
01:26:06.319 --> 01:26:11.399
the first drunkenness. It was what
this is, Güey, and it
1264
01:26:11.479 --> 01:26:13.560
' s an analysis. The fart
is that they are farts that you don
1265
01:26:13.640 --> 01:26:19.119
' t realize until after they are
the compa, s or the new hydaba
1266
01:26:19.199 --> 01:26:24.399
you are opening up, Güey and
it is a new world and then how
1267
01:26:24.439 --> 01:26:27.159
raw the next day, Güey,
you don' t get up a pinche,
1268
01:26:27.520 --> 01:26:32.039
chicken broth and you play fút wey
and you stay all day talking about
1269
01:26:32.399 --> 01:26:36.000
the annex CD dick and you don' t go counting all week of Ramira,
1270
01:26:36.000 --> 01:26:41.079
it got well fart. It'
s like your triumph and you remember
1271
01:26:41.119 --> 01:26:44.760
that the noses even make pyramids with
the cans of the cheves that they take
1272
01:26:44.880 --> 01:26:47.479
and take a picture without a shirt
with the pinches wey wey gives time of
1273
01:26:47.560 --> 01:26:53.319
type coming is with the panties out
and pants well lying down güey and always
1274
01:26:53.399 --> 01:27:00.319
making them güey hears and then there
were your times that grab as and peace
1275
01:27:00.359 --> 01:27:04.159
all calabrado the dick goes to itself
güey wey that time is that it was
1276
01:27:04.239 --> 01:27:09.800
a lot to presume that it was
the güey that wey tell him Cabrón has
1277
01:27:09.840 --> 01:27:14.880
been since now been a sucking wey
tell us wey tell Juancho since he prayed
1278
01:27:14.880 --> 01:27:17.479
it from the two, Cabrón,
from the two o' clock and that
1279
01:27:17.479 --> 01:27:18.760
' s all that is the teen' s fart. It' s that
1280
01:27:18.800 --> 01:27:24.079
you look at me, I kill
you, and I kill you, and
1281
01:27:24.159 --> 01:27:29.520
all the talk about it' s
that he' s not suckin' wey
1282
01:27:30.279 --> 01:27:32.479
because you have to suck weyte güey, and I suckin' wey, and
1283
01:27:32.479 --> 01:27:36.439
all of a sudden, when you
start, you want to go and you
1284
01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:42.279
see that out there and you say
that wey gate wey, I check that
1285
01:27:42.319 --> 01:27:45.600
he has this therapy and he was
looking at me like this I was looking
1286
01:27:45.680 --> 01:27:50.000
at me and he' s looking
at me and he' s looking at
1287
01:27:50.039 --> 01:27:55.439
me and he' s looking at
me, and he' s looking at
1288
01:27:55.560 --> 01:27:56.159
me, and he' s looking
at me and he' s looking at
1289
01:27:56.159 --> 01:27:56.159
me, and he' s looking
at me, and he' s just
1290
01:27:56.159 --> 01:27:56.159
starting to make you more ashamed of
what you' re doing without what you
1291
01:27:56.159 --> 01:27:56.159
' re doing the chili water and
you' re throwing up on top of
1292
01:27:56.159 --> 01:27:57.479
the aquachiles güey wey wey, a
camera mamate wey. The joke is to
1293
01:27:57.560 --> 01:28:00.399
keep sucking. We have to get
this way after we get out of here
1294
01:28:00.479 --> 01:28:01.600
where we' re going to suck. If the dick is, but everything
1295
01:28:01.920 --> 01:28:06.000
revolves around two more. And if
wey when you have to think, you
1296
01:28:06.159 --> 01:28:11.359
' ve been talking about four hours
talking about you' re sucking and two
1297
01:28:11.439 --> 01:28:16.840
cheves and two packs of cigars and
three black pearls that wey- ey that
1298
01:28:16.920 --> 01:28:20.399
I suddenly remember, wey and I
start sucking the donkey a mouth of the
1299
01:28:20.600 --> 01:28:25.239
udm pipi and Pippi that lives,
that brings a earring there that is of
1300
01:28:25.640 --> 01:28:30.600
tabasco wey and that has the super
hairy wey that the moor is like that
1301
01:28:30.640 --> 01:28:36.640
and it has braids and she calls
her janie joupping the wey life is fine,
1302
01:28:38.840 --> 01:28:42.359
we' re getting all wet if
it' s okay, I say
1303
01:28:42.439 --> 01:28:45.279
lose in her carnal, because net
is a process in which suddenly we'
1304
01:28:45.319 --> 01:28:48.479
re talking about fifteen, seventeen,
but we' re forgetting that of the
1305
01:28:48.560 --> 01:28:51.840
twenty- one still isn' t
a pinche adors five for the twenty-
1306
01:28:51.840 --> 01:28:55.880
one. I saw a donkey get
into someone' s mouth, so your
1307
01:28:56.000 --> 01:29:00.520
farts are starting to rise. Yeah, all of a sudden there' s
1308
01:29:00.560 --> 01:29:04.439
your pal who' s on the
fart, the whole table full of charrons,
1309
01:29:05.680 --> 01:29:11.239
José Cuervo, cans, cheve bottles, three liters of square. That
1310
01:29:11.279 --> 01:29:14.640
' s all there is to it, Valentina sauce, San Luis sauce and
1311
01:29:14.720 --> 01:29:18.520
suddenly in the middle of a song
of sonmfor ioane you see your partner get
1312
01:29:18.560 --> 01:29:25.279
to the table. Yeah, I
was wondering what' s going on,
1313
01:29:25.479 --> 01:29:29.119
what' s going on, what, what, oh, what he wants
1314
01:29:29.199 --> 01:29:30.960
to get to and at that point
you don' t wonder, but right
1315
01:29:30.960 --> 01:29:35.840
now, it' s when I' m ready, it' s what,
1316
01:29:35.840 --> 01:29:36.000
and dads don' t think they' re even judging you. I
1317
01:29:36.000 --> 01:29:40.720
watch my whole adolescence. Brother,
I grabbed the fart at home I always
1318
01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:45.600
more than going to antrush A long
time I got together at friends' house
1319
01:29:45.640 --> 01:29:49.439
and I think my uncles listened to
the conversations you used to fuck about my
1320
01:29:50.159 --> 01:29:53.119
güey is there and I don'
t know, because I don' t
1321
01:29:53.119 --> 01:29:55.279
know if they were scared or not. But be it said, these are
1322
01:29:55.399 --> 01:29:59.560
some güey assholes, that is here, I have no future or inventor of
1323
01:29:59.640 --> 01:30:01.079
anything good. If it' s
here, he' s not going to
1324
01:30:01.279 --> 01:30:05.079
see any politicians or anyone who pulls
for you or when I' m 20,
1325
01:30:05.359 --> 01:30:06.319
I start smoking mota and screaming.
Yeah, I want to know who
1326
01:30:06.479 --> 01:30:12.760
started all this. Ba lo clip
the speck, who was the one who
1327
01:30:12.840 --> 01:30:17.399
said this is the speck. It
was carnal curiosity, but it wasn'
1328
01:30:17.760 --> 01:30:20.760
t that big a neighborhood. It
wasn' t so much a neighborhood issue
1329
01:30:20.920 --> 01:30:27.680
it was more like curiosity. I
don' t know what content we started
1330
01:30:27.960 --> 01:30:30.119
consuming maybe cs jacas movies. I
had a lot to do with it,
1331
01:30:30.279 --> 01:30:32.239
but I can see if you noticed, they' re gonna get you the
1332
01:30:32.239 --> 01:30:34.199
speck when you' re 20.
I remember. They were the first connected.
1333
01:30:34.319 --> 01:30:41.000
They were a carnal adrenaline, said
dilator, my first dialer did not
1334
01:30:41.000 --> 01:30:45.439
frentitino, no, no, no, it remained light one day thrown to
1335
01:30:45.079 --> 01:30:48.720
beat to see if it was strong
and those first connected and you will no
1336
01:30:48.720 --> 01:30:51.640
longer sell. I' ll see
you there. I' ll meet you
1337
01:30:51.760 --> 01:30:56.520
there, on the walmar of Lazarus' Furt cart. I see them dairy
1338
01:30:57.319 --> 01:31:00.640
three PM. You' re three, five. It turns me back,
1339
01:31:00.800 --> 01:31:04.039
I go to the dick and it
was that I ask three hundred balls from
1340
01:31:04.199 --> 01:31:11.000
each compa and between five buy a
quarter of an ounce for a thousand pesos,
1341
01:31:11.239 --> 01:31:14.399
but now it is a crispina s
that cocks Kushi tell you in ugar
1342
01:31:14.439 --> 01:31:17.680
wey right now no mames give you
in a boat of pringles wey a lady
1343
01:31:17.680 --> 01:31:20.159
with a baby in stain. Before, yes, it still touched me.
1344
01:31:20.560 --> 01:31:25.359
It' s not very illegal,
but I don' t remember why I
1345
01:31:25.359 --> 01:31:29.720
started smoking mota, but the talks
you have when you start swearing to see
1346
01:31:29.800 --> 01:31:34.319
is an asshole you say that güey
everything is what I' ve seen,
1347
01:31:34.800 --> 01:31:42.920
that it' s the consumption of
substances from me I' m still young
1348
01:31:42.920 --> 01:31:48.920
that' s not. But if
you think you' re philosophizing, well
1349
01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:53.560
cock and you leave when you bite
them that or I don' t know
1350
01:31:53.680 --> 01:31:56.960
the band gets mushrooms or even noses. All the gossip is talking about how
1351
01:31:57.039 --> 01:32:00.079
you' re getting stuck with what
you got yourself if it' s for
1352
01:32:00.079 --> 01:32:04.960
use. He put me in a
wey- buddy wey- buddy wey-
1353
01:32:05.279 --> 01:32:08.399
buddy He' s got some sirins
in there. Seven days I gave him
1354
01:32:08.439 --> 01:32:10.880
I mean, it' s like
the game wey that' s the game.
1355
01:32:11.079 --> 01:32:15.159
It' s when you' re
teenagers, who did more, who,
1356
01:32:15.600 --> 01:32:18.720
who gave him four days taking us
follow him and we were on the
1357
01:32:18.760 --> 01:32:23.000
rails and then we went to a
ranch, a yen sanchan a good and
1358
01:32:23.000 --> 01:32:25.439
then we followed him in the dam. But that' s the game and
1359
01:32:25.520 --> 01:32:27.000
it' s been compared already Güey, it' s already going to be.
1360
01:32:27.840 --> 01:32:33.119
There comes a point where you say
you already hear and already you have
1361
01:32:33.159 --> 01:32:36.039
fallen in love with a baton,
like what it was. This was the
1362
01:32:36.079 --> 01:32:40.920
one about not having wool on dates, mate, that' s being watching
1363
01:32:41.000 --> 01:32:46.039
the mock not asking for the big
bonnels, Güey, because you bring in
1364
01:32:46.159 --> 01:32:49.279
three hundred and fifty balls, no
more, and the bill is going to
1365
01:32:49.359 --> 01:32:54.520
be five hundred in the franc for
you to go to the Frank that dicks
1366
01:32:54.640 --> 01:32:59.159
take out the Frank vape the antines
and put you to the wings, to
1367
01:32:59.159 --> 01:33:01.760
the vasconcelos. H h h chin
ya. Doing there is true and you
1368
01:33:01.760 --> 01:33:05.880
walk, but wishing that the mouth
does not ask for anything more or dessert,
1369
01:33:06.880 --> 01:33:09.439
because you do not even bring for
the tip. That' s right.
1370
01:33:09.560 --> 01:33:13.359
It' s your turn to make
this güey a borrowed dog. I
1371
01:33:13.439 --> 01:33:19.000
' m holding on to my boss. I also asked the carri to save
1372
01:33:19.079 --> 01:33:26.000
the motel not to bring it.
At the time of dating, uncomfortable,
1373
01:33:27.239 --> 01:33:30.960
I came to apply, but it
didn' t come out that I didn
1374
01:33:30.960 --> 01:33:32.880
' t bring much money. And
obviously for me back then it wasn'
1375
01:33:33.439 --> 01:33:36.239
t the way out. It was
the living rooms. When I started that
1376
01:33:36.359 --> 01:33:40.439
coming you opened the menu of the
small rooms and came to you the cabin
1377
01:33:40.520 --> 01:33:43.600
where the story made you burned the
cabin and the dick was the mom.
1378
01:33:43.680 --> 01:33:46.000
If you remember what it was like
when the living rooms were good dicks.
1379
01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:50.720
Güey is at the top of those
stalls were the chidas and the best smells
1380
01:33:50.960 --> 01:33:55.800
she tasted, which were when the
Monterrey salt courts started. What did I
1381
01:33:55.960 --> 01:34:00.000
do Carnal, I went and bought
a Caesar pizza I don' t want
1382
01:34:00.000 --> 01:34:03.520
anymore. It was the hot dick
with big ham ham, the bite of
1383
01:34:03.520 --> 01:34:09.800
mortal and cock and I was leaving. I' m telling the foundry when
1384
01:34:09.880 --> 01:34:13.039
the foundry wasn' t what it
was yet, but there was a part
1385
01:34:13.600 --> 01:34:15.199
you could go and put me there
with it. That' s what they
1386
01:34:15.199 --> 01:34:17.439
look like. I' m just
telling things about Monterrey, but you don
1387
01:34:17.479 --> 01:34:19.720
' t get where in the context
for me to understand. The people elsewhere
1388
01:34:19.800 --> 01:34:23.760
are a park where they do is
more the one for the north, which
1389
01:34:23.840 --> 01:34:30.439
is a great one and because it
was free wey were crowded squares and I
1390
01:34:30.560 --> 01:34:33.800
came and I put one I wanted
to do the romantic, put a basket,
1391
01:34:34.760 --> 01:34:42.319
I put a picnic and we talked
about what wey happened because the blackberry
1392
01:34:42.359 --> 01:34:45.319
you liked you are eating a pizza, touched the pinch pansota and passed a
1393
01:34:45.359 --> 01:34:49.079
vato doing exercise and running because it
had just passed the Kart series and already
1394
01:34:49.560 --> 01:34:54.720
the track left that ran weyes weys
passed in chiqui chors almost coming out of
1395
01:34:54.800 --> 01:34:56.399
the sucking dick and it was pure
distraction from falling in love. It was
1396
01:34:56.520 --> 01:34:59.800
nothing wey and something else, that
is, I shit when you had to
1397
01:35:00.399 --> 01:35:03.319
either eat or throw him right in
the car. Those are the differences of
1398
01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:06.880
saying what you' re saying.
Are we going to the role? Let
1399
01:35:06.960 --> 01:35:11.960
' s go to the role,
But, because that' s also where
1400
01:35:12.079 --> 01:35:15.399
it' s good not to bring
anything so that you can also see if
1401
01:35:15.560 --> 01:35:19.319
the morra is coming out Güey,
because it is, because also from there
1402
01:35:19.319 --> 01:35:23.800
already warns you the morrilla. How' s it going to be if you
1403
01:35:23.880 --> 01:35:27.119
suddenly got to the chillies and started
asking for the asshole and then it didn
1404
01:35:27.199 --> 01:35:30.359
' t end and dis this at
all, don' t suck, because
1405
01:35:30.479 --> 01:35:36.720
that' s what dating is for
too or that you assholes go to the
1406
01:35:36.760 --> 01:35:41.680
gutter in the tell you he calls
you a libear, but those are already
1407
01:35:41.760 --> 01:35:43.560
salts of twenty- three, twenty- four and they say that you already
1408
01:35:43.560 --> 01:35:44.760
bring up a credit one. That' s where we were just in case.
1409
01:35:44.760 --> 01:35:46.399
And that' s where the muzzles
also start to get more picuas and
1410
01:35:46.520 --> 01:35:51.439
there are batos. It also depends
on who wants the most. There are
1411
01:35:51.520 --> 01:35:56.600
batos that also bite. They'
re making them get paid for a blow
1412
01:35:56.760 --> 01:36:00.279
job because they know they' re
dying for them. Of course it'
1413
01:36:00.319 --> 01:36:02.079
s not always the batos we can
afford. There' s bellies that are
1414
01:36:02.159 --> 01:36:05.159
good in thunderbolts. You know what
those shoes are that are big for them.
1415
01:36:05.479 --> 01:36:09.520
Yeah, that' s if those
old ladies pay cats what they'
1416
01:36:10.159 --> 01:36:12.960
re called the ones that aren'
t with the güeys. Like you said,
1417
01:36:13.039 --> 01:36:15.119
you know who. They usually get
snogged, left, left behind,
1418
01:36:15.520 --> 01:36:23.359
or mistreated the secretary, and if
those weys are as they' re already
1419
01:36:23.399 --> 01:36:25.720
used to being sent by their boss, that' s what they' re
1420
01:36:25.720 --> 01:36:29.119
bad at. They usually grab batos
and pay them all. If you'
1421
01:36:29.199 --> 01:36:31.520
re a scoundrel, you' re
a scoundrel, and you' re a
1422
01:36:31.600 --> 01:36:36.520
scoundrel in your life, mate,
fuck a güey secretary because she pays you
1423
01:36:36.600 --> 01:36:40.479
to Josefinos' firm on the fart. Yeah, güey, everyone with office
1424
01:36:40.600 --> 01:36:45.760
pants, hang up here and hang
up here the jinx. If you see
1425
01:36:45.840 --> 01:36:49.760
her eating in a gallery shortfoot or
anywhere, she' s single, because
1426
01:36:49.760 --> 01:36:54.560
they always walk around with shit,
shit, shit, shit that spends their
1427
01:36:54.640 --> 01:36:57.279
bums There, there' s,
well, there' s very good,
1428
01:36:57.680 --> 01:37:00.880
very good teacher the foot corts.
Chequense You realize it' s not his
1429
01:37:00.000 --> 01:37:04.560
bato, because then you see them
Godines. Then you can also get to
1430
01:37:04.680 --> 01:37:09.000
gossip you get bored that they are
with batos alone, because they are their
1431
01:37:09.119 --> 01:37:12.439
companions of jale yes and in the
joints are the nostrils that they have left
1432
01:37:12.439 --> 01:37:14.479
win the shoe. I mean,
if you see the pazapato falling on them
1433
01:37:14.760 --> 01:37:16.560
and there' s a space between
the heel and the tip of the shoe.
1434
01:37:17.079 --> 01:37:20.439
Those bitches can pay you for the
dick that chido that exist in the
1435
01:37:20.520 --> 01:37:30.000
thunderbolts have so much if ah the
priceing thing. She' s a very
1436
01:37:30.159 --> 01:37:30.640
teenage girl that Güey smoked. You
remember they' re coming at me.
1437
01:37:30.680 --> 01:37:33.399
I' ve been dried up right
now by a macua rat and I was
1438
01:37:33.560 --> 01:37:38.920
doing it here, here Güey and
there are batos that still bring it that
1439
01:37:38.920 --> 01:37:44.600
if I was incarnated or your friend, put on your friend, it was
1440
01:37:44.720 --> 01:37:45.880
potentially if I gave him the pale. When they pierced him that he was
1441
01:37:46.000 --> 01:37:51.800
giving them the pale Güey, they
were getting yellowish Güey, but almost pes
1442
01:37:51.920 --> 01:37:56.880
ay Güey, la Güey, a
coke, a mother wey there were people
1443
01:37:56.920 --> 01:38:00.119
who went well nothing poet or Güey. There were more than two fainting Güey
1444
01:38:00.239 --> 01:38:08.079
and compare pierced your eyelid Güey and
there was a race that picked up the
1445
01:38:08.119 --> 01:38:11.279
intestines with shovels in their comic nombre. Swallow me a coke. Güey I
1446
01:38:11.840 --> 01:38:17.600
remember you. When my boss found
out that you' re telling me Güey,
1447
01:38:18.880 --> 01:38:28.960
you' re making yourself look like
a man and you want a coke.
1448
01:38:30.479 --> 01:38:43.520
When tejajj with whom he hears look, I found out that my boss
1449
01:38:43.760 --> 01:38:51.439
who tells me my whole month'
s daughter who wants me to be bandit
1450
01:38:51.640 --> 01:39:00.560
the see gave me the rija to
my curce a comrade and came to his
1451
01:39:00.680 --> 01:39:02.800
house and tells him dad just punched
me and Joe, where is the piercing
1452
01:39:03.000 --> 01:39:09.319
hol no palparcingja, not my boss, that chill. My boss realized that
1453
01:39:09.359 --> 01:39:12.840
I had a foot under my chajiste
tongue, because yes, güey, this
1454
01:39:12.920 --> 01:39:15.239
je uno, but he realized that
I' m leaving I mean what you
1455
01:39:15.239 --> 01:39:20.800
bring there and I said Güey i
per Worther To me they look like the
1456
01:39:20.800 --> 01:39:25.279
batos that make a tattoollo well scared
wey and as a teenager and so arrive
1457
01:39:25.720 --> 01:39:30.960
the vacos that fart wey ink my
skin tita bastard, because a fucking mole
1458
01:39:30.079 --> 01:39:33.479
wey I don' t know that
you have panties. You don' t
1459
01:39:34.079 --> 01:39:36.279
know too, and obviously, motherwarras. I' ve got a lot of
1460
01:39:36.439 --> 01:39:40.279
friends that' s what Güey does
and that' s why he threw a
1461
01:39:40.279 --> 01:39:44.239
car. But when he got tattooed
in a sentence of something I already understood,
1462
01:39:44.640 --> 01:39:47.439
that' s like a rule that
if you get tattooed, that a
1463
01:39:47.520 --> 01:39:50.920
sentence that you forget your friends and
dick because you' re a shit and
1464
01:39:51.039 --> 01:39:57.920
the most forgotten, that is,
if you need to remember is like the
1465
01:39:58.000 --> 01:40:00.840
footballers that says victory and joel ah
so that they don' t forget the
1466
01:40:00.960 --> 01:40:05.800
kids go for a chingo Weys and
to Chile the band that gets tattooed that
1467
01:40:05.880 --> 01:40:11.199
thust nowane and the dick that it' s not or asshole Cabron, you
1468
01:40:11.319 --> 01:40:14.119
don' t know that wey wey
we don' t stop trusting Güey.
1469
01:40:14.199 --> 01:40:18.079
If you live with Nike' s
slogan phases and those blowjobs yes güey,
1470
01:40:18.439 --> 01:40:21.960
because Chile, if it' s
five, tacos for ten pesos, because
1471
01:40:23.680 --> 01:40:26.600
if it' s one day,
one day, I' m going to
1472
01:40:27.039 --> 01:40:30.840
have the ability I wish I let
you r is that those to me embolden
1473
01:40:30.920 --> 01:40:36.000
my sleeves, for example, so
when you have the freedom that I'
1474
01:40:36.079 --> 01:40:38.560
m tattooing, because my body pinch, canvas and I look good dick.
1475
01:40:39.439 --> 01:40:45.159
But when the band gets tattooed so
that others find out and or want to
1476
01:40:45.199 --> 01:40:48.640
tell them it' s like that
I' m like there was a programmer
1477
01:40:48.880 --> 01:40:51.079
that defines this phrase and that the
bato always. This is the phrase that
1478
01:40:51.159 --> 01:40:55.800
defines me güey. If you look
at güey, it says here it'
1479
01:40:56.560 --> 01:40:59.840
s my mantra and it says wey
let me local partner me josa Fewok.
1480
01:41:00.399 --> 01:41:05.159
My body needs ink chingas to your
tempt mother wey I tell you one thing
1481
01:41:05.279 --> 01:41:10.800
that to me, in particular,
I was curious about the güeyes that put
1482
01:41:11.600 --> 01:41:15.960
on piercing that even the I you
saw a normal bato and then put on
1483
01:41:16.039 --> 01:41:20.720
piercing. The next day I was
dressed differently like that prickly piece of staple
1484
01:41:20.840 --> 01:41:25.159
colera and I opened his trust and
they said you' re already someone different.
1485
01:41:25.239 --> 01:41:28.640
You' re not just any asshole
or the band that tattoos that resilience
1486
01:41:28.760 --> 01:41:30.119
and cock and but if you tattoo
it that well, kid that you didn
1487
01:41:30.199 --> 01:41:34.039
' t even have the balls to
hold a fucking güey needle and you want
1488
01:41:34.239 --> 01:41:39.840
to talk to me about güey resilience
or the pussies that get like this a
1489
01:41:39.880 --> 01:41:43.840
little hilito like that an infinity here
that you don' t mam you want
1490
01:41:44.000 --> 01:41:45.680
there to be immediately güey when you' re a teenager, you realize the
1491
01:41:45.800 --> 01:41:49.520
old one that loves it, the
one that puts an infinity here is that
1492
01:41:49.600 --> 01:41:55.000
needs attention, but the one that
had on their backs low a few güey
1493
01:41:55.079 --> 01:42:00.960
eyes to cover the carnal stars and
you tell the truth tattoos of mantras that
1494
01:42:00.960 --> 01:42:03.439
connect these parts, that is to
lower train. You know this is Mamadon,
1495
01:42:03.760 --> 01:42:08.640
it' s Mom where I draft
on the first date, and it
1496
01:42:08.880 --> 01:42:17.520
' s this gonorrhea and Mom where
burr is s gets to high school,
1497
01:42:18.600 --> 01:42:21.039
hunts down the race and dayana I' m gonna miss you. We'
1498
01:42:21.159 --> 01:42:26.760
re the girlfriends whore- cut whore
who gets the dick. You' re
1499
01:42:26.800 --> 01:42:29.680
going to give yourself a government one. I go to Tech those separations in
1500
01:42:29.800 --> 01:42:34.359
sad high school when you know flat
out that the nerdillo is going to have
1501
01:42:34.399 --> 01:42:38.439
scholarship in the TEC s in the
Tech and logo already liked the ure and
1502
01:42:38.840 --> 01:42:44.159
you will cebu the UVM UVM to
the UVM in summits and the dick with
1503
01:42:44.239 --> 01:42:48.680
one with a pinche malameter. If
on the subway you' re also going
1504
01:42:49.600 --> 01:42:56.119
to find your future girlfriend who'
s going to make you a wey with
1505
01:42:56.119 --> 01:42:58.560
one of the inter- Americans.
No, no, the game doesn'
1506
01:42:58.600 --> 01:43:01.000
t start in the prepa already to
the dick and the cucumbers fight, because
1507
01:43:01.359 --> 01:43:05.159
I give you a laptop and you
sign up ea is already there. Keizer,
1508
01:43:05.920 --> 01:43:09.840
I remember that when I started going
to good, I graduated high school
1509
01:43:09.880 --> 01:43:13.920
from that and I was opening the
Tech millenium Towers and giving you a laptop.
1510
01:43:14.600 --> 01:43:17.399
If you described yourself as good.
I mean, it was a good
1511
01:43:17.399 --> 01:43:21.960
incentive,' cause that face that
techmilanium gives you a laptop. Several compass
1512
01:43:23.039 --> 01:43:26.720
signed up That' s why Güey
and I came out with the laptop,
1513
01:43:27.000 --> 01:43:30.359
ran them, and one gave him
full of mucus. I couldn' t
1514
01:43:30.439 --> 01:43:32.399
even chop his pal mouse. He
had no hair on his back. The
1515
01:43:32.520 --> 01:43:42.039
space bar sounded like fresh, just
as h listened to you on a mattress
1516
01:43:42.159 --> 01:43:45.359
when you were pressed, shaded to
see and a little game came out.
1517
01:43:45.439 --> 01:43:49.199
So on the outside. But hey, but it' s cruel because we
1518
01:43:49.319 --> 01:43:51.720
all had that time where I made
your camera, uh, Roberto, Chilean,
1519
01:43:53.119 --> 01:43:55.479
even if you had in Apodaca.
I' m looking at St Peter
1520
01:43:55.479 --> 01:43:59.680
' s. We' re gonna
keep seeing your dad. I' ll
1521
01:43:59.760 --> 01:44:02.159
tell my uncles. I love them
very much at two weeks. We'
1522
01:44:02.199 --> 01:44:04.840
re gonna get together. It'
s just that I' m already hanging
1523
01:44:04.880 --> 01:44:10.039
out with the wey racers that that' s the one I' m going
1524
01:44:10.159 --> 01:44:14.520
to see, I' m going
to get together I' m not going
1525
01:44:14.600 --> 01:44:16.079
to the wey race it was painful
to hear it for many of the wey
1526
01:44:16.079 --> 01:44:17.399
preparation what the restaurant was called.
They changed me, she tells me.
1527
01:44:17.600 --> 01:44:21.920
They told him that I was in
the square party of AgustÃn Bill something like
1528
01:44:21.960 --> 01:44:26.600
this, Dad the Popes Vill I
met with the comrades and we went to
1529
01:44:26.640 --> 01:44:30.640
the nandas and the coffee Iguanas and
suddenly we go to the popes Bills and
1530
01:44:30.680 --> 01:44:33.960
I WEY where it happens is that
I go with those of my career wey
1531
01:44:34.039 --> 01:44:38.039
for the popes Vill has not let
me enter the Pope Vilanse then that no,
1532
01:44:38.399 --> 01:44:40.319
because I do remember that it was
and I went to the coffee Wano
1533
01:44:40.319 --> 01:44:42.560
wey was good place. That one
was fresh. There was also the one
1534
01:44:42.640 --> 01:44:45.479
that was going voice to him Iban
Bostes and then later I said no more
1535
01:44:45.560 --> 01:44:46.479
I do not meet with him.
Because the batos were coming together. Oh
1536
01:44:46.520 --> 01:44:50.479
wey is colder, and they accepted
you into a good pear. It was
1537
01:44:50.840 --> 01:44:54.760
at that stage. It was that
I remember my mom yor or when they
1538
01:44:54.800 --> 01:44:58.760
accepted me on the CD a good
school. There' s lagoni' s
1539
01:44:58.800 --> 01:45:01.119
dick what a fart and shit,
but then you can see that a band
1540
01:45:01.239 --> 01:45:06.520
fucker went to other prepas just like
not so fucking and shitty, but because
1541
01:45:06.600 --> 01:45:10.119
they didn' t accept them in
the one they loved you. Güey,
1542
01:45:10.600 --> 01:45:15.760
So, that' s where these
little relics start, too, because even
1543
01:45:15.680 --> 01:45:19.840
if you are, for example,
in many were at seven o' clock
1544
01:45:19.920 --> 01:45:23.760
at seven, which is also fine, Verga has a lot of level,
1545
01:45:24.079 --> 01:45:27.359
but they had presented to enter the
SIDEV and from there they didn' t
1546
01:45:27.359 --> 01:45:30.079
give him. We played fut against
them. Güey and I remember, I
1547
01:45:30.119 --> 01:45:32.720
sent you a hug from a chingo
band. I met at seven weys but
1548
01:45:33.279 --> 01:45:38.159
there was that mommy since there were
several people who had wanted to come in
1549
01:45:38.239 --> 01:45:39.920
here and the fuck hadn' t
come in, they hadn' t come
1550
01:45:39.920 --> 01:45:42.039
in. And you do, then, yes, well, I have a
1551
01:45:42.039 --> 01:45:44.680
dog. And if you didn'
t go to 2 o' clock or
1552
01:45:44.840 --> 01:45:47.720
if you didn' t go to
15 o' clock, at 15 o
1553
01:45:47.800 --> 01:45:51.039
' clock, Florida also in a
downtown high school that' s almost that
1554
01:45:51.079 --> 01:45:53.399
uni game because, well, you
put the prepas you want to be in.
1555
01:45:53.520 --> 01:45:57.960
Room three Güey there are several sincere
good endings in one of nine,
1556
01:45:58.239 --> 01:46:00.760
nine, from there I think,
no, no, it' s not
1557
01:46:00.840 --> 01:46:03.720
from mitres, which one is behind
the SAMS. Nine is nine, but
1558
01:46:03.720 --> 01:46:06.760
nine five isn' t, it' s behind the SAMS, it'
1559
01:46:08.039 --> 01:46:10.279
s my own. After that,
good old ladies. I, when I
1560
01:46:10.359 --> 01:46:13.960
was pretty hot, I fucked an
old lady. That' s where you
1561
01:46:14.039 --> 01:46:18.279
' ll learn or j ge n
the Good Okay. Gentlemen, uh,
1562
01:46:23.680 --> 01:46:28.239
compadre, what memories of being a
teenager. I hope you liked the episode.
1563
01:46:28.720 --> 01:46:32.359
How long it lasted. Güey the
a lo vergo, Güey, I
1564
01:46:32.439 --> 01:46:36.640
think it' s the longest episode
we' ve ever recorded. Not Güey,
1565
01:46:36.720 --> 01:46:40.760
and then we don' t talk
about teenage girls, my kings,
1566
01:46:40.760 --> 01:46:42.640
you suffer them. No, it' s just that we' re talking
1567
01:46:42.800 --> 01:46:45.680
about our adolescence, the Iñakis over
there in Puebla, those who kick,
1568
01:46:45.680 --> 01:46:48.199
cock, cock. We can do
the second part of teenagers, my kings,
1569
01:46:49.279 --> 01:46:51.159
things of my kings, and we' ve done things of my kingdom
1570
01:46:51.159 --> 01:46:55.000
to him. No, no,
no, no, no, no,
1571
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1572
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1573
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1574
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1575
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1576
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1577
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1578
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1579
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1580
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1581
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1582
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1583
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1584
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1585
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1586
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1587
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1588
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1589
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1590
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1591
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1592
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1593
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1594
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1595
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1596
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1597
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1598
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1599
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1600
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1601
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1602
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1603
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1604
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:57.199
no No, and we don'
t go to those junior kids.
1605
01:46:57.239 --> 01:47:00.640
But well Tijuana, hey you June, as it goes well, goes to
1606
01:47:00.680 --> 01:47:05.880
the Micha Dijuana. Let' s
go to Tijuana which half of how many
1607
01:47:05.920 --> 01:47:12.000
tickets are half two thousand thousand three
hundred. We' ve got a thousand
1608
01:47:12.319 --> 01:47:15.359
one hundred and fifty, okay,
so we' re almost full, so
1609
01:47:15.359 --> 01:47:19.119
I don' t believe it.
How they are to work no, what
1610
01:47:19.159 --> 01:47:25.520
a fucking not loredo ok chingón mexicana
and how much it goes to a function.
1611
01:47:27.159 --> 01:47:32.000
Let' s go to the second
change we kill. It moved by
1612
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June 8. It' s gonna
be Friday. It' s loose I
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say I know people are amputated,
but a boy is missing. But it
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moved to June why, because people
were telling us nothing on Wednesday, because
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we can' t go on and
dick. This guy' s valid.
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Wednesday' s ticket for that one
is valid. Hey, it' s
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gonna fill up. It' s
gonna fill up, but raservar' s
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gonna take it badly. But because
it was Wednesday we didn' t move
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to a date that went on a
road trip. We' re going to
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make more mentions so that on the
8th of June I' ll show the
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good home. Let' s hope
he' s coming to kill us.
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They' re not asses, we' re not gonna take it the wrong
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way. Let' s go if
you have a great time. Whatever they
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keep doing. We' re x
Tucson and the BINIX Tubson bucker and the
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date pediets burqueque. I' m
remembering that if he leaves the gas,
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he' ll turn on the house. But I' ve got electric stupe
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already farting not bad anymore, uh, well, I had a great time.
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Carnal also recalled yesterday' s things, yesterday' s things. Take
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care of yourself, we love you
kisses, we all have a teenager inside
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and before we go remember in this
sentence for all teenage kids put that trout
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kid. There are several other noses.
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M u e Hello Tarolas. How
are you guys? Greetings to the whole
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gang Welcome to shutting us down with
milk. How are you with pirri and
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pita? They once told me in
multimedia I' m not your competitor they
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told me like that, I don' t know what. Yes, you
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told someone with pite I told wey
Gos to compete and said I' m
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not your rival, but I was
cheating and time, because I' m
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a lot to say with pita,
no, yes, yes, in a
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scolding it' s already good to
have a day that I was with you
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in an interview I told him with
dick jaj already I' m going already
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shut up. No, no,
no, carnal mamalon, to be here
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once again in front of the good
audience we have. Greetings to the whole
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gang. Be doing whatever you'
re doing. Do it you hear well,
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ok because sometimes you look who got
angry and I' m going to
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do something to you, I'
m going to get into a context.
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Sometimes we say a lot of gibberish. YouTube is a little tighter. Red
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flags with certain things and started Facebook, horita and YouTube. Then he puts
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us on. We put pip so
we want to monetize. Obviously us.
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What interests me is to make money, because I play for schools. I
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have to maintain a social level with
the old ones in certain schools they see.
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Ah it' s how you pole
or already calm down I' ll
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leave Goya. But this was not
paid for by censorship. That wasn'
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t paid for by censorship. That' s not what the censor on his
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face recorded. I want to thank
the chaphorita for giving it to me for
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birthday. That' s some of
it from there. No, no,
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it' s not. He didn' t bring it to you where he
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went to nothing to a saint,
I mean Luis. Don' t you?
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Don' t you? That one? Don' t you? Don
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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don
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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? What
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I' m going to do is
you' re absolutely right carnal. Sometimes
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we have to censor certain things.
Or say no. This is because I
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am to be censured, because we
have to censor it. I mean,
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we wouldn' t want to get
him down, we' re gonna get
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him down, but so are you. That' s what we' d
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let make more milk. Today,
today so long. Today is a very
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scary day that you are seeing at
eleven o' clock in the morning or
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twelve that today birthday my compadre de
Marcelo, but I will celebrate the next
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one because your gift comes in Houston. It' s just, like,
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life' s ironic, because when
we recorded yours, you were necliating that
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day, but the chapter wasn'
t coming out. That day I'
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ll do it. The day the
worst chapter comes out today we' re
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recording, I don' t do
it, but we' re gonna do
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it. Your birthday. You,
don' t worry more than your gift
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comes from Taiwan. Don' t
worry. It has some mountains where Leonardo
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Icapu recorded a film. The best
gift you can give me Carnal is to
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withdraw four times the ford nothing that
no longer exists the day and the truth.
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Couldn' t have had to stick
him in. I don' t
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know and to God another cleanup.
I don' t know if anyone can
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make them, but clean master chlor
Alex just yes, yes, that can
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make it Ayeme has the not to
create with that you remain my friend Carnal,
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with that we continue to do death
and see us. I' m
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more than satisfied. I told you
that I don' t want you trying
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to match what I did to Chile, I wouldn' t be satisfied.
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I don' t want to be
I just bought a car and that car
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part, that car right there,
but maybe the muffle the escape. No.
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No, no, no, I
feel the safe part, but exactly.
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I made it out of my heart
as a gift. No, no,
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but that fart follows me because I' m coming and they tell you
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you have what he gave you.
Adriano Marcelo told me the band like this
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a Milanese and we went to the
gaucho. We' re going to talk
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to people to the gaucho and the
Vallet parkin coming down told us, Adrian
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said, I' m also birthday. This doesn' t grind them if
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it' s not a band now, but what chido talks a little bit
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about that what we' re recording
the event and I' m going through
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if it' s not Rumia'
s cube, the pickles mo told them
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what you' re putting together that
I compared. I bring a mole here
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and look at the group headless.
I lost my mind and the curcum that
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we can talk about teenage stuff.
And I' ll tell you one thing.
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We' re going to touch fibers, because I think I can tell
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you that I lived a beautiful adolescence, not traumatic. No you touched me
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or anything. I lived an adolescent
of fat or good fart. I did,
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yes, I did, but you
saw a good victory. Suddenly a
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guy, if he told me science
here, he' s gonna see me
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while I' m gone, he
didn' t tell me I know,
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and I, raudel uncle, what' s wrong with you forbidden to arm.
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He would tell you, yes,
or azu would stop him. But
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no, no, no. The
truth is, I also had a childhood,
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you and I, I think,
that' s why we' re
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devoted to this fart, maybe,
too. We were happy people. Ah
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but for me it floats and I
think that also makes us have good memories,
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not all. It' s part
of adolescence, it' s that
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not all your memories can be good, because adolescence is synonymous. He also
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told him to understand what' s
happening to a man like the world doesn
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' t understand me, a cocktail
of hormones, a hormonal cocktail, and
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also in the gym in your study
that fart Chile, psychologist Dolletas. But
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over there I was talking about a
very interesting stage, Bastard that before talking
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about the chapter to whom I mean, it' s just talking about it,
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he calls it latency, which is
like when you stop being that child,
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when already as you become the teenager, there' s supposed to be
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a slight repression of those thoughts as
loving to your mother Güey. Then it
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' s called what you called the
edi complex, because that fart that good
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is supposed to be repressed in adolescence, it' s in the unconscious and
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well consciously a noodle starts to shit
the stick and it' s a rebel
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like you were your teenager. Yeah, and especially when you land obesity,
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you didn' t fight your boss
much. Yeah, I thought I'
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d watch my dad not,'
cause if I had a fear of the
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boss,' cause you knew your
boss was cocky with this part and then
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he' d come back with his
hand. My mom never hit me.
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But my mom, if she'
s going to tell my grandmother and my
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mom, she' s going to
always recribrate them like I said they were
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the buttons, that is, the
eyes, so they were but they weren
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' t. They were the ones
who sat in the bouquet. But let
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' s start with the first one. And one thing I' m going
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to tell you is the hormonal changes. I remember a lot when I was
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Morrillo that mom I' m not
going to school because my groin hurts you
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got off. You' re your
little pants, your little shorts that said
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fruit andlum, and your mom was
looking at your slugs. That' s
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how you were your little ones.
It was your little child, so you
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had your circuit or your position,
so you had to take off the diaper,
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from the eggs of a child,
a child, and suddenly one day
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there I realized that I had grown
thirty- seven years old. No,
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no, I had, I don' t know about eleven and my mom
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hurts my stomach and I get up. I had never noticed because I was
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going to the bathroom and some stomach, because I didn' t see my
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dick and suddenly Mom goes and says
where it hurts and where I get down
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the partal does what happened to me. You' ve got tel as if
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and then I' ve already paid
attention to my hundred and such and yes
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they' ve already sprouted and already
sprouted. But it was in a week
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' s time, because I remember
I had caught the Wius. How old.
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I' m telling you that between
eleven and twelve years it seemed to
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you like work of chespirito eleven and
two smooth hairs or already curls. He
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didn' t come, he'
d come out, like he' d
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clawed his pussy. You know what
he' s doing, he married like
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an Elvis Pel Liga, the neutron
is not much, not like that,
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but if there was already like hair
of the so- called" brislo rapan
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", how disgusting when you turn
out like David' s I don'
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t, that is how the bit
bisball comes out, but down here it
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comes out to you, so you
let it grow like that to the dick
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that it' s hygienic, it' s hygiene also yes, because that
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you catch the infections the beautiful publics. Well, I think that also for
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the woman should not be very nice
nor for giving herself to suck some eggs
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that are full to see if it
does not bad and make him understand look.
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The soft moustache. The soft moustache
is part of the key adolescence and,
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in fact, highly criticized in Prepa
because the teachers mess with it,
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they think you' re loving it. They tell you to shave your moustache
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and say don' t suck.
If I scrape this to my dick,
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how it' s gonna get thick
again. And there' s a band
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that in Prepa, at the age
of fifteen, already had a very marked
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mustache and wey breed you know that
you didn' t touch those güeys,
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that poor little ones, that weren' t children, that exactly of the
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four rubbed adolescence. But remember.
You remember what that bullying was like.
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You remember what that bullying Prepa was
like, the ones with soft moustaches and
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I was due to güey, because
he sang to me because I was older
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cantinflas. I was saying to them, Mr Bain Vigo, Mr Bigot,
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aquamilero, I' m güey,
but in other words, güey the net.
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I don' t know if in
sweat in Juan Diego, in his
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city, that fart happens, but
here, in Monterrey, those who got
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a mustache very early always a gel
because apart if they took a mirinda,
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they stayed here all stained and gave
you courage. You wanted to embarrass them
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or not, yugioh wey you wanted
to embarrass those battles because it gave you
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courage to stay there. I don' t know. It wasn' t
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a mustache like the one you see
now and it was a long one.
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If not, then it was bullying. You did the bullyings. The vapheus
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came ready, smooth, piche Morrillo. By doing so he chubby with bigots.
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So and then you' d tell
him everything. Hey, you didn
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' t bring your lord didn'
t bring your son, sir eh shut
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up Güey pinche pigote. It looks
like he' s got some ants in
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there, or he was or clean
up your poo, so you painted it,
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you explained it to yourself. Wey
but well, it' s carnal
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genetics. I' m gonna tell
you something, too. Wey who warns
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master' s degrees to me started
to suck me the thickest beard. I
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don' t think I know.
I think after I was twenty- four
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or twenty- five my beard was
a little less, not so much asking
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and I painted it. Wey was
in the backstreet boys and I was in
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the backstreet. I roar my beard
with a face pinche, if right now
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I' m in charge of a
carota pinche so inflamed that I didn'
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t look chicken, but I don' t have it taken care of toy
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and I' m Papa. I
doubt and left me the ajla line was
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one of the base clear compadre.
Instead of seeing that the beard lined with
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a remal looked like my jaw sharpened, it seemed as if you had grabbed
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a balloon of it and painted it
with one of Rup' s ester on
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a line and wanted to look like
the equator in the world. Not that
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it was the style I had.
It was the one with the hat sometimes
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and glasses, I don' t
exceed glasses and then I wanted to close
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not to me it doesn' t
close the lot to me. What you
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' re singing is that the Backstreet
Boys are now going to show up in
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hot water. I think you were
seeing the cats, but cho, when
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they were in fashion, there was
one that was already old, Kevino,
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that of Mr Bigotón, who already
seemed to be going out to him at
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the time two thousand two. The
boy who shows up that batos goes but
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the bato already with his grandchildren and
then there was one who was bad in
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the heart. You remember he was
Bri Rian and then his brother didn'
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t die. The WEY snoring died
so before the cats only lent themselves in
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State of Tampa Bella in the Cow
Boys and now they go to the fair
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of León wey so is the weight
to be in the combia of intermadies s
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wey signing next to I don'
t know Maria Teresa mounted the bactris.
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Waiss also had cock güey cha very
cool the net yes that which chao thousand
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way and has already yes, yes, yes, but it was called when
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they were all white on the cover
wey really wey the video of Blink also
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remember when they imitate and there was
a role of Blink that parody, that
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parodys to ol the Mode Things or
yes, it is very cool as much
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in the story I as a teenager, I liked a morra that liked the
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Backet Boys in that video of Chaumi
Way all come out dressed in white and
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at that time it was fashionable to
dress you with pants of little bags on
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the white sides and a white sutercito
and white shoes that were the ones.
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Who sold those Tsar clothes who doesn' t make fat clothes. Sara,
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then it' s cool for wanting
to imitate the Baxil Boys. Boy mole
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you' ll always know a facet
of yourself and you or loke güey virus
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I go and buy myself the outfit
wey obviously, me being thirty- six,
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thirty- eight waist, Sara just
handled up thirty- four. That
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' s where I order the mole, the pants thirty- four, super
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tight, the pepe of the estimator
if the zta of the halls was already
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being made me c and I put
on the chichillas. They' d sign
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me up with him, with him, with the pinche. What is it
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called, then, what is called
the ceiling with the sote. And he
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came to the high school the other
day. Güey dressed like that and they
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tell me no Mames or Sada,
Mohamed ok Güey, but what a fart
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you and fashion, because you have
always had a very marked taste for fashion.
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Where he is born, because his
people liked his olive dockers or for
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delibais, boots and straw shirts exactly. I think that one to fill holes
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that I have go not to see, there is nothing wrong with you liking
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fashion, not in other words.
I mean where Güey is born, so
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you did start to see how to
say uh I like the first ones I
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liked was I don' t know
if you remember. His name was Chris
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Cross. They were little rags dating
Michael Jackson. I don' t know
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if he threw them at her,
but he wore his pants backwards. It
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was fashion. He wore his pants
upside down. From there there were some,
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there were some ones I touched pants
like the color cros that were watery
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pants that were worn of two shades
and the girbauts that were green jeans and
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there were some girbbed pants were called
that green color cherry. It was fashionable,
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too. I remember. In the
high school there were friends who wore
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trousers on a device, but as
a woman, yes, they were the
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classics. It got very fashionable.
The skini my grocer, not granny moms,
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are right now one. The woman
enters him in an arm, yes
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or it' s a spider,
she puts on a bread not of woman
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and passes a noble cone, no, but yes that fashion also I remember
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the remembers of the hairs that came
out. The first hairs I was always
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clean, Carnal I was late,
wey the net no chit husband a while
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ago from that bandit who until second
and secondary began to get his hair out
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in the armpit and I think the
third wey always was very prec I don
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' t know if the word is
premature the reverse very late is the word
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because to me, for example,
I will never forget that from my teeth
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of milk I fell in prepa exams. Answering high school exams. Wey I
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swear to you in the first semester
three or even afternoon they took fifteen years
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and I remember I was answering an
exam and I dropped a tooth of milk
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and I said to chips I'
m in high school, it' s
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weird this fart, but that'
s where I remember that already band became
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strange to him. So I don' t always know I was late or
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what you' re bringing, how
old that fifteen is already at fifteen,
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that is, you' re falling. It shouldn' t be normal at
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15 or not. No, it' s not true, because it'
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s weird, but I remember that
when I was ready, my teeth were
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still falling off, because if they
fell off, they were milk. I
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can' t imagine if I didn' t, because they wouldn' t
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be of lerÃa, because they'
re good, but to Chile, if
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I remember, in the prepa I
also gave myself the green stiron. I
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wasn' t that high carnal a
lot of band. When people see me
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you tell me right now how much
with heels two ten, two days,
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but when you were dying, how
much you tell me I was a doggy,
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I was very good at football,
that it wasn' t so high
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the net is that and I was
a chaparillo, that is normal, normal,
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a normal bato in high school.
I don' t know what happened
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that suddenly I start to grow up
and I look like a wey bird they
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called me the bell, that is
to say, by the way. I
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' ve always been very skinny,
very tall nose and that fart me bracett
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shrapnel insecurities that I also fill my
voids. Of course I don' t
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know with what with other blowjobs,
yes, with other drugs, each one
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of you me in particular to me, for example, I' ve dropped
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milk teeth like days and that are
the teeth that follow that are of which
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they are of or are the ones
that thundered us. But for the stone.
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No. No, No, But
if you already start dropping your teeth,
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also the adolescence that other changes to
see in women is the widening of
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the hips. So to say,
the biology book. I remember how I
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also liked to draw drawings that had
biology. Yes, always one of cheekbones
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drew yes, yes, There is
to say touched the biology books of the
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Secretariat of Public Education that you would
have it was a naked child and a
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woman of doubts and to the woman
you drew teats güey always said these blowjobs
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in the books and to me it
always gives you to take a pinche Kote,
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one that was with the pinche was
the art of ia Chico Miguel Hidalgo
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because he was the father of the
homeland. It is not true and without
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being a prick, Mr Cabezón,
the dick looks Don Miguel and gives something
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and head also gives no less ducks
for where honey. But it' s
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true. Uh, well, I' m very sunzuneguist. Miguel Hidalgo don
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' t go to a mother'
s chi chinguista dick. It' s
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a sucky fact, it' s
a historian who tells you stories about Miguel
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Hidalgo where you already have it,
he paints it, he paints it already
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like he was compadre. On a
bato cho the story. If I don
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' t break, I' m
sorry not the father of the fatherland.
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I want to ask you something,
and right now, I' m gonna
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tell you. What was your first
experience in getting out, or you remember
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a lot, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I mean don' t be
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like saying it and I said it
like that was sucking Dad' s not,
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so nothing' s not true.
What I remember was seeing Mary crazy
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at the age of thirteen twelve,
who you felt at my cousin' s
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house. We were each on his
side, the me down, watching him
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up my aunt' s bed,
then I down on a lay. The
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extended celebrities of the cousins' house
can never fail that I understand you.
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The cousin told you two quilts and
you felt the pinche like this, the
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east floor and you felt on board. The ship like this I said Güey
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better, I sleep in the car
and the truth throw me in the duck,
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I sleep in my aunt' s
bun, Güey better. But I
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was seeing Mary' s crazy and
I was covered with one of St Mark
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' s in hers and suddenly we
weren' t gossiping about güey anymore,
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like every one of them. I
wasn' t there, there was no
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talk, but I was failing to
rotate, I was constantly moving. Someone
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told you the frontar pulls you right. Not just, because the movie was
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like if you look crazy about Mary, then right now and at the same
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time if she' s too stupid, but at the age of twelve.
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First time, i e, being
a 12- year- old boy,
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because that chinga already says, because
when the bato pulls it and the mechanics
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with the siper grabs it, exact
silver is there. And I don'
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t know, because she was very
pretty. I don' t know for
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the noses. I think a lot
of hameron days. It was one of
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the goblins, it was the pink
Power Ranger, it was the first dagger
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of many. But for me average
crazy then suddenly I began to feel a
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level of how warm, because in
that part and suddenly I expelled secretions.
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What you said was to see if
it' s interesting that you ask,
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because discovering the darn thing is like
discovering the wheel to the fire. That
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' s where you really came in, not officially in adolescence. You can
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' t say that' s when
you' re already a man. It
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' s graduation. It is to
see Jesus, Jesus in the Bible aha
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to stop coming out at thirteen you
knew, or Jesus in the Bible good
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until exactly thirty. That is,
those who know the chorizo, the Chipotle
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know that Jesus is twenty years old, where we know nothing about him.
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Fourth, there will already be a
party in which eh dad How do you
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think that Jesus later comes to thirty
years and being a guru because you haven
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' t seen, because you haven' t seen of what the coaches live
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of life, of what he saw
say that they screwed it up. You
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think Jesus was talking about Mamalon these
years, Duck, what do you think
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he discovered to miss a little bit? Fa ti Juana, what do you
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think Jesus discovered to be lost for
a while and not to be talked about
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in the Bible you are telling me
Jesus the one of watery strength. No,
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no, and you, what do
you think you' re gonna look
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at me chu I' m gonna
tell you one and that I' ve
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never said and I' m gonna
say it here and I' ve said
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a lot of things, no,
but I' m cool old then you
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' re gonna put me in censorship. I mean, I was in bed,
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I was in bed and I was
not a cousin, I was like
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a friend' s daughter. I
got it up and it started. No,
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no, no, I didn'
t penetrate her, but she started
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out like this with her clothes,
she proted you and floated you and I
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told her to wait, but I, with my child' s voice,
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wait, I' m going to
go pee. When I go to pee
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and I see that it felt good
and it came out thick. The urine
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I said already heavy, I said
listen I' m throwing up down here
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scared me güey I said what this
is, but I liked it. What
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I felt next was a non-
prisoner, that is, a daughter of
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a camera of my dad' s
friends was older than me and more of
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those old ones are called more.
I' d already hooked up with the
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boyfriend and he did that kind of
thing to me twice that he rubbed it,
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that' s to approve. He
didn' t grab me, Perrea
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tied me up and came out again
and I said, gentlemen, I just
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discovered the fire, the wheel this
and I remember. I' ll take
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care to see, I don'
t feel sorry to say, I'
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m already a forty- year-
old gentleman, but it was a magical
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carnal thing your parents told you.
I' m going to your aunt'
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s house, and that' s
what my poor anclitor called you without getting
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your pricks in, it' s
thieves. It' s gonna put you
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on the tail of your life.
Güey, I' m gonna mess this
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up, Güey once and Golden'
s Chile. Golden is the channel as
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much as I' m told Channel
Five had dragon ball, yeah, dad,
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but Golden has yes, that is
Chile. There are times. Or
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what were these called from there was
another one called that was on a spaceship?
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You remember that there was a movie
by gift that was that suddenly doors
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were opened and the captain of the
ship came nothing and threw out the old,
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the wonderful porn, not and how
many you got if I died of
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arto to that it was precisely that
in the third one already foamed and I
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remember one day where there were five
my personal record of five daggers, Johnan
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four was me. I think between
the fart channel is that if it'
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s a delicate mess, because I
think the darn thing is seeing us people
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who are addicted to the bad age, uh, well, it' s
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good for circulation. Yeah, yeah, I think we normalize her a lot
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and I put myself in that combo. I mean, you' re a
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lot in hotels with a giga.
I know yes, in a certain way,
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you have to be aware of what
fart of no- do- no
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- do- no- do-
do. So because to see what happened
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to Vis Crespo on that plane,
So what happened to him, I mean,
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you start taking the dagger over there
and you know what happens that when
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you start traveling in first class is
when you understand Elvis you believe and say
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you already understood and I' m
relaxed already I mean, I saw what
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happened with Luis you bring a quilt
next to ista an Argentinian with his cat.
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There' s thong and cock are
doing a blowjob and you say your
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dicks you know that already understood Elvis
I mean, you did it softly,
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softly, kiss me that knows me
I' m going to tell you something,
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you didn' t realize that masturbation
and this is something very very very
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very very scientifically, men we discovered
it a lot in the shower. You
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' re bathing like that in chavillo
and your carvings. So there' s
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bastard, but you start playing first
and you say I' m going to
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first grab the ban art and you
start with conditioner first and then you see
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that it doesn' t make so
much foam and then you shove it into
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the hole of the banar and then
suddenly pu is tiny in and out and
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then into a stropejo. But then
bring seed to the tow and scrape.
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You saw that out of the seven
you never saw those rags that the bosses
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had if they put you that you
still have to remove the breastplate like this
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and there were two holes in it
as if it were a French bread and
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that to put the cake. But
then it was just to imagine. I
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remember a lady who had an aesthetic
there around my house and it was teenagers
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' stuff to try to imagine me. The lady thought I' d stop.
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00:26:40.839 --> 00:26:44.880
It' s just that bastard.
That' s why I' m
390
00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:47.839
telling you, you' re starting
to be a half- witted bitch because
391
00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:51.640
you' re playing dumb. Suddenly
you' re pulling something and suddenly it
392
00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:55.519
crossed your mind. It' s
a good thought that fuck what a bastard,
393
00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:57.680
because it happened, that happened,
is that he gets off because he
394
00:26:57.799 --> 00:27:00.640
crossed me, that is, and
there' s nothing wrong with him.
395
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:04.160
I don' t want to go
deeper here and see no. What I
396
00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:07.480
' m going to do is I
don' t think it beats you bad,
397
00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:07.839
because it happens to everyone, I
was going to talk to you about
398
00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:11.039
it. Yeah, it' s
up to us. It' s our
399
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:17.640
so this is clear. This is
social work. He' s okay,
400
00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:22.039
don' t worry if you even
thought about your mom, when you'
401
00:27:22.200 --> 00:27:26.920
re okay, you' re okay, because you' re wrong, you
402
00:27:26.960 --> 00:27:30.880
' re flinging and even I know
many comedians have talked about it, but
403
00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:33.960
we also addressed it at the stand
up that Neta there' s a really
404
00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:37.000
better decision- making. When you' re coming, you bastard It'
405
00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:41.359
s all clear Yes, no more
You' re not here No more.
406
00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:45.119
You can start the day. I
don' t know if you apply the
407
00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:48.880
morning. Sometimes I don' t
feel. I really liked morning sex.
408
00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:52.359
My old lady doesn' t like
it because I' m not in the
409
00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:57.799
house. But what I have one
thing you remember the first time if you
410
00:27:57.880 --> 00:28:03.400
came to a drug store to buy
a condom, because you were going to
411
00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:06.279
fuck, because there are two types
that you buy a condom. When you
412
00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:10.039
buy it for Mommy,' cause
you' re blundering and you buy it
413
00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:11.960
and you say I' m gonna
put it in my wallet and you get
414
00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:14.359
it. Asshole, you' re
in the co- op and you open
415
00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:18.680
your wallet and make him. Give
me some ruffles with sauce. But let
416
00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:22.839
' s see the person that güey
already brings, preserve, already take.
417
00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:25.960
You' re in sixth, so
it' s a lie. Yeah,
418
00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:30.599
but you remember the first time today
I know that in Ahorita, Juanita is
419
00:28:30.799 --> 00:28:33.240
going to give me the buttocks.
I' m going to prs that I
420
00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:37.079
bought them. I remember more.
Atlan without a shirt running because I was
421
00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:41.799
afraid that I would go fishing ok
and I remember that in the middle of
422
00:28:41.799 --> 00:28:45.799
the band, now that they want
to remove it there to be told to
423
00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:48.480
remove you. But the gastric band, the Sinaloan band in the middle of
424
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:53.759
music, of band, but it
is not something like to buy them already
425
00:28:53.759 --> 00:29:00.519
in your city, in the pharmacy
you remember so that already it is doña
426
00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:06.240
juvencia by fomex of grape notice,
that also a river bread where you bought
427
00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:08.440
them carnal at night will buy it
lit, that is in a Benavides.
428
00:29:08.519 --> 00:29:11.799
You usually ran a pharmacy in Guadalajara, not a bullshit like that. I
429
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:18.319
don' t remember having spent such
a painful moment, more in the most,
430
00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:19.599
in the Super Sevens Güey, because
that' s where you are.
431
00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:25.200
In line is a lady buying two
liters of milk behind you. There is
432
00:29:25.240 --> 00:29:30.920
a dad with ruffles and half nights
for a super bo, a priest yes
433
00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:36.039
and you go in between wey with
to throw away a bite, a bite
434
00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:41.039
and an ultra sensitive snout, that
is to say you give the information likes
435
00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:45.640
almost telling me I like, hairy
hair. This is nothing and if that
436
00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:51.519
discomfort is painful. So where you
pass them, listen to the pim and
437
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:53.839
there are seventy- nine pesos of
a snout. What do you like,
438
00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:57.880
want bags, want vol tell me
how I' m going to have the
439
00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:00.440
bag Güey asshole you have, but
in the bag I want you and I
440
00:30:02.119 --> 00:30:04.200
' m going to tell you one
that happened to my wey that' s
441
00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:07.200
why that came what said bandit that
sometimes you can' t ask for condoms.
442
00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:11.200
I got to myself I bought the
five, the blacks this because it
443
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:15.279
still doesn' t exist if there
was troya and there was little evidence,
444
00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:15.799
but not yet, they weren'
t there yet. The cyc was the
445
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:19.920
three- condom, the classic black, the golden wings and sees two five
446
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:29.519
- hour gay commercial with one thousand
five pils that my moms. This güey
447
00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:33.160
is also pig pricks wey I went
to the I was carrying a truck to
448
00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:37.240
a chillen eight seventy that did not
mark the gasoline. I always didn'
449
00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:38.400
t have to do it to bring
in a claw of two myths. But
450
00:30:38.839 --> 00:30:45.880
I' m sorry you' re
okay. You know how many carmionettes you
451
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:47.559
' ve brought here, how many
vehicles he' s got. It was
452
00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:52.119
a cheyen seventy s blue the filota
lie. Güey, I swear to you.
453
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:55.279
I' m gonna show you a
picture of Michel in seventy that was
454
00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:56.440
my dad, but you' ve
had force that ten. Güey, you
455
00:30:56.519 --> 00:31:00.519
give me fifty. Well expensive truck
these farts wey my dad is an architect
456
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:07.279
took them off, but well I
was turning him minor. Obviously, and
457
00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:11.039
I see a little morita that I
like about the prepa. I was on
458
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:12.160
my 20s, obviously, he'
s not gonna say the name or anything.
459
00:31:12.680 --> 00:31:15.960
And I' m going to the
park with a fat, good morita.
460
00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:21.160
This lady' s already melted and
there was a motel that' s
461
00:31:21.200 --> 00:31:25.559
still down the groin that I'
m not going to say which, but
462
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:30.720
very old and I tell you that
old bon and those since you' ve
463
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:32.680
been with a pop a snow.
And then, all of a sudden,
464
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:37.880
I kiss and kiss and you come
up and you get it. That'
465
00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:40.720
s the one now. Yeah,
every sweaty thing will hit the tree,
466
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.000
so hit him with the acyl.
But now you' ve got me so
467
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:49.920
you' re here mother. Then
all of a sudden you blow him up,
468
00:31:51.480 --> 00:31:55.799
throw him in the currant and call
him paus a tel you bring with
469
00:31:55.799 --> 00:31:57.640
motorized board. It' s in
two- fifty. Listen I condom,
470
00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:05.240
I arrive, I bought some condoms
and I don' t grab the cicles
471
00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:08.480
three black cics that is the natural
thickness torso of a human being. If
472
00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:14.599
they take me average I caught some
bigger ones, some who said gring facker
473
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:19.519
ex liveh who knows who dicks him. Hey I' m going to the
474
00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:23.440
motel very simple because it opens the
base door of concrete mat. It wasn
475
00:32:23.480 --> 00:32:27.480
' t a bed, it was
Mickey Mouse' s sheet mat. The
476
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:34.799
truth is this control already screwed up
at the desk this TV dess of the
477
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:37.759
truth no more you were going to
catch. I' m not going to
478
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:42.839
be very discreptive. I bet the
lady. This one I put on the
479
00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:46.240
condom and I put on the codon
and I see ok game like when the
480
00:32:46.359 --> 00:32:50.319
valero is screwed from the screw breaks
the size. It' s the bull
481
00:32:50.359 --> 00:32:52.720
back in the game. If Home
lives, there' s starting to be
482
00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:54.119
a game. I' m ah
fucker. I thought they were like Martin
483
00:32:54.200 --> 00:33:00.240
Manfly' s. The tennis that
comes back to me are fit Conn there
484
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:04.960
was no game and I said,
because I am already here, I spread
485
00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:08.960
everything into it there was a lot
of game and I do the millionaire mishoner
486
00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:15.079
that help poor people and all good, I get up to it I start
487
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.000
to have sex and suddenly I had
already had, but it was like my
488
00:33:17.079 --> 00:33:22.039
second or third time And suddenly where
I go out, because the condom stayed
489
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:28.279
inside, of course and passed me
and the morra if it was something like
490
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:32.720
traumatic for me, she doing the
position of juice, of sling, of
491
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:38.519
threetie fighter open and today and looking
in their cavities that piece of plastic and
492
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:42.920
I told him already what happened in
my mind, Adrian number I, because
493
00:33:42.920 --> 00:33:45.119
it happened to me too. I
mean, I don' t laugh,
494
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:49.079
because I do, but it'
s something that really happens when the condom
495
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:53.640
is half large, because there'
s a loss of it especially if there
496
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:59.519
' s sweat, that is,
if the fart is slippery, if it
497
00:33:59.559 --> 00:34:01.599
' s wet, because there'
s that fart. Wey, suddenly you
498
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:05.720
can twist it. But don'
t you, don' t get upset,
499
00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:08.599
you get old in there, but
maybe it won' t happen.
500
00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:13.840
What do you say dick that'
s gonna happen and I' m asking
501
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:15.960
you, because it' s a
nose. But, well, you better
502
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:17.920
keep the condom in there that terrifies
me fivendón, of course, that is,
503
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:22.039
because minimum you did not put a
condom and sometimes I didn' t
504
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:24.480
believe that I told you don'
t mother you saw that I put it
505
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:28.280
on and dick. So it'
s gone, yeah, shit, I
506
00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:30.960
mean, I don' t know. One day the next day it went
507
00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:35.400
through no whatsapp. He sends me
in the mail to take a picture where
508
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:37.880
she taught me. It' s
her hand with the condom and she'
509
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:39.920
s already got me out, I
fucked up. He said I fucked up.
510
00:34:40.280 --> 00:34:44.000
No, no, it wasn'
t already out. You know I
511
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:47.039
kind of conflict because I see the
hand with the condom like he already took
512
00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:52.039
the picture with a cyber shot th
sony then remembers that the girl took the
513
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:55.639
photo and back is a repulsor of
Jesus Christ. Then, as a long
514
00:34:55.639 --> 00:35:00.880
horse, he did take it in
his room if wey because I will never
515
00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:04.800
forget the time that Karelli uploaded a
photo, a selfi with a vato and
516
00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:07.960
suddenly in the corner a used condom
said nothing. No, ma' am,
517
00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:10.360
no, I did see it,
yeah, I remember a box ball.
518
00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:15.440
Well, there' s the condoms. You were sleeping with who in
519
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:20.039
your brother' s room always had
three carnal min s purchases and two I
520
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:22.199
was always, because who you were. Jorge with ricky I slept with the
521
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:27.360
midget and my carnal, Jorge with
Ramón, and then they split up and
522
00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:30.360
then he ricky for a long time
until not in bunk beds, but I
523
00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:35.440
was a bed up and he down
then is as a teenager. It'
524
00:35:35.519 --> 00:35:38.800
s also very common for noses not
to want moms to come into their room
525
00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:43.719
if they put these kinds of ads
on them. Since that radioactive danger.
526
00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:47.840
If he tried shooting wey the pinche
room, the door is full of stickers,
527
00:35:50.840 --> 00:35:54.440
because you have to cover the spots
wey where he has fallen muzzles pro
528
00:35:54.519 --> 00:35:59.480
bullet brings him in the door and
they also know that if the mother enters
529
00:35:59.559 --> 00:36:00.920
and you can surprise them, then, how many of those who are seeing
530
00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:05.519
us. They were not surprised by
any family members. They never twisted you.
531
00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:07.639
Sure, my mom didn' t, but she twisted me. My
532
00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:10.639
mom didn' t twist me by
looking at me, but she knocked on
533
00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:13.400
me at that door you' re
in the middle of. I mean,
534
00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:20.519
you want to come and no more. Chicken toast' s out. Here
535
00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:22.320
' s the cream coming out.
I said, there' s the carama.
536
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:28.519
Look, you know what makes me
laugh. I' m telling you,
537
00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:30.440
you' re young Güey. I
pulled it and I had my TV,
538
00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:37.599
my trintern of sony had my xbox, but the first one the black
539
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:40.599
and next to it had a trash
can that would put me to my parents
540
00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:45.920
that would put it in a bag. Then I was too carnal to pull
541
00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:50.119
it off and when I was already
coming and standing, I had that trick
542
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:53.400
and I had to get out of
bed and throw them in the bazul boat
543
00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:57.159
and point them to that tip.
But not me I' ve always been
544
00:36:57.239 --> 00:37:00.800
mean to you. Then I would
shoot the wall wait for me, but
545
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:05.079
to my wall at the beginning it
was white from the cast and I scythed
546
00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:08.360
I wanted to do the rocker one
day and painted my tan those to put
547
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:09.320
tape, to isolate and say I' m going to put some triangles.
548
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:15.519
So that area I put a red
color, a red horse, a red
549
00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:19.920
barrage. So, then, every
time I came in the boat, you
550
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:22.760
splattered the piece. It' s
already like when you come in a mirror
551
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:28.519
it' s worth verguero, then
comes the wey dog' s exhaustion and
552
00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:31.119
there' s the oil cock.
If I had that small part and it
553
00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:35.800
looked like shooting, there, güey
that' s the father of having it,
554
00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:38.679
father of having foreskin, is that
you can play the hanged wey that
555
00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:43.760
is the one, because the one
that allows you as penguin to the bathroom
556
00:37:43.840 --> 00:37:47.960
and there you throw them, wey
you don' t have to shoot bato
557
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:52.880
that, because you can hang with
the skin that you have left clear,
558
00:37:53.119 --> 00:37:57.480
but much bothers you to me notice
that what happened to me with the dagger
559
00:37:57.599 --> 00:38:04.239
at those ages in which you can
not control it very much, and it
560
00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:06.920
was to do it in situations of
risk. Not a vergero like that,
561
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:12.119
don' t suck, but because
I had some book, not a dangerous
562
00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:15.119
one, but for example, when
there was no one in the house,
563
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:22.119
but they could arrive and the cock
makes you a few balls to see in
564
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:28.000
the living room, so, I
don' t know if you believe each
565
00:38:28.119 --> 00:38:31.920
person is his personality. But Chile
was like a control situation to bring the
566
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:37.679
cock stop in the null room,
watching and making you an ffley. Yeah,
567
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:42.400
yeah, yeah, I mean?
Here in his every one his tinches
568
00:38:42.559 --> 00:38:46.559
moms. But, well, I
think the power of boss denial is a
569
00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:52.800
bastard. And when you have four
children, I have my total admiration.
570
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:55.880
But my mom, who never found
out about us, I don' t
571
00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:59.760
know, but maybe if she didn' t, yeah, yeah, yeah,
572
00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:01.440
I mean, maybe she kind of
didn' t, but I don
573
00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:05.880
' t know, I mean.
Also hear in the living room of your
574
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:09.159
house in Pelotas weyo is where you
travel all Sudado, pinche, leather armchairs,
575
00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:15.239
imitation leather and dick. Yes,
I' ve already had your buttocks
576
00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:20.039
for you souto green pulo brother,
I hear you very intense I raise you
577
00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:27.199
that you go a puddle, a
chaque of tail water wey gua de cola
578
00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:30.039
and Chile already and apart it was
of the time because you were fine,
579
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:35.880
darn, you turned everything on because
you got more screwed, turned off the
580
00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:39.760
TV you were running and your people
came to turn on the TV and I
581
00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:42.400
no longer had the prick caught yet. You wouldn' t leave him on
582
00:39:42.480 --> 00:39:46.519
the same channel if you said no, who was watching golle chinga, because
583
00:39:46.599 --> 00:39:50.480
if he doesn' t let them
see or hate, not give me that
584
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:52.920
one. That' s because if
I imagine that way that I turned off
585
00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:55.159
the TV on the same channel,
uncle is running and takes it to your
586
00:39:55.239 --> 00:39:59.039
dad or I had dinner you made
him gross let me watch the TV.
587
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:07.079
Ah oh, fuckart fuck they were
not, I' m seeing, Mario
588
00:40:07.639 --> 00:40:10.880
bros not and leave you in the
directioniv and pirate you could also buy with
589
00:40:10.920 --> 00:40:15.719
control sometimes things b says he and
you started ratting out. But, but
590
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:19.519
then, well, the bosses are
also part of having children. I imagine
591
00:40:19.559 --> 00:40:22.880
that as chiefs we have spoken only
from the point of view of batos and
592
00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:27.519
I don' t know the mouths. Also don' t look I tell
593
00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:30.920
you in this what we used to
say is that there comes a teenage moment
594
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:36.679
when your room is your cave and
it was I was I was going bad
595
00:40:36.760 --> 00:40:40.280
boy that I wanted to make bad
that putting mantealica to full volume and my
596
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:47.320
mom were going to turn it down, open the door and be careful because
597
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:52.719
of my cave there was an announcement. I had an on so if there
598
00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:57.440
' s danger, yeah, my
mom, the fucking danger, if I
599
00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:01.599
stop feeding you, you die in
the dick. The same danger g the
600
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:07.280
hiro your sugar that you' re
going to have s and go in and
601
00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:12.199
pick it up your room and I
was like that with a shirt of paintings
602
00:41:12.199 --> 00:41:15.039
tied with tennis. On top of
theédilo, no one' s gonna
603
00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:19.280
tell me anything. Yes, I
was rebellious that of what fa bear the
604
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:24.320
rod or I don' t wrinkle
that pachuca by toluca you won' t
605
00:41:24.320 --> 00:41:28.920
tell me you' re not cool. Hey, pick up your crockery,
606
00:41:29.039 --> 00:41:30.400
he' s got it all out, and you know you' re bad.
607
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:37.679
When above your TV there are already
three dishes with different cutlery and with
608
00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:40.199
a glass of milk in the middle
that I already bring mo so you haven
609
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.599
' t picked your room that there
is already food. There' s some
610
00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:47.639
abritons. There' s all the
emperors. If your adolescence and mine were
611
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:52.880
similar in what sense that we,
our bosses, did the task of understanding
612
00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:59.960
that they embraced us, then yes. And the worst teens that silver say
613
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:04.840
you and I, because don'
t suck, are even pretty curious.
614
00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:08.599
But because there are teens of bastards
that cock, dick, dick wey go
615
00:42:08.679 --> 00:42:15.000
through things where you already understand that
that is a very important stage, because
616
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.320
if you get out of dick,
that' s enough comes out, being
617
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:22.360
a maga that can be dangerous to
the world wey clear that is, that
618
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:29.079
' s where you have to delineate
much better the limits car clear because the
619
00:42:29.199 --> 00:42:32.440
bandita than at that age, that
rebellion Güey, more than the bosses understand
620
00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:37.119
it, reject it Güey. It' s when you take cases where the
621
00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:40.719
bosses grab dicks with the kids and
yes in front of you Güey and your
622
00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:45.880
mom cock and shit or mouths that
have to get ahead of being mature faster
623
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:50.239
wey now you didn' t touch
you that you have older brothers, because
624
00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:52.000
I had friends that the older brother
had the room too, so you banned
625
00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:58.000
the pass and that you died and
you said we' re going to go
626
00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:02.760
into his room. And what was
against the wall. It was cigars open
627
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:07.440
with gifts and two magazines. Porn
as if brother not man, and that
628
00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:12.000
makes you understand my little angel when
Kevin transpires to his older brother, to
629
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:16.880
you a gun of firecrackers that were
the things of the tarantula. But it
630
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:21.840
was the Playboy magazine, which was
the baddest thing your older brother could have,
631
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:23.960
and the carbine with which he starts
throwing the soldiers at you. I
632
00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:27.760
mean, afternoon of postings. I
don' t know what it was,
633
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:32.360
but you honored to see it is
very important when you have brothers, you
634
00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:37.920
learn about all that the value of
sharing, for imagine me four in the
635
00:43:37.960 --> 00:43:40.760
house Güey and you went into the
room of your carnal and any little thing
636
00:43:40.840 --> 00:43:45.840
that yours didn' t Güey was
already so claimed, that is, it
637
00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:47.400
was always handled like that, but
the rooms of the carnals are sacred carnals.
638
00:43:47.679 --> 00:43:51.440
You get into your brothers' room. Just like not who you came
639
00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:54.800
to find was to feel because grab
the stick brother, that' s what
640
00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:58.280
they don' t want me to
see wey that already know something. I
641
00:43:58.320 --> 00:44:01.800
remember you did. It was always
very common with my carnals. And it
642
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:05.559
was like not to shit the stick
that if I found something, but I
643
00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:07.679
was very intrigued why they don'
t want Ramón to enter his body,
644
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:13.199
especially the biggest one. He played
a lot with mecano legus, made legus
645
00:44:13.280 --> 00:44:17.280
pistols, that is, he was
always very builder of things wey and he
646
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:23.719
also played a lot with plasticine and
with monkeys like these wey so suddenly we
647
00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:27.840
were having dinner the three boys and
my carnal didn' t come down to
648
00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:30.960
dinner anything else. I heard up
there that, because you chu was bigger
649
00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:36.159
wey what happened, and it was
that he really liked that fart. And
650
00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:39.880
if you messed with those things,
that' s where there could be pedora.
651
00:44:40.079 --> 00:44:43.639
He was very angry. Güey.
Don' t touch my stuff anymore,
652
00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:46.440
or, for example, virularize the
compos of your carnals, because you
653
00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:52.519
saw porn in them. Very common, very common as a teenager to get
654
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:55.320
to see porn in e wey compus
you even wanted to watch porn, even
655
00:44:55.440 --> 00:45:00.159
in his compus, when you took
out the license the sixteen and the egg
656
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:06.000
dick was to watch porn where in
any Internet access I was looking for the
657
00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:08.559
oven. I didn' t have
any older brothers. I was the older
658
00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:12.360
brother, but, for example,
he touched me with a camera that threw
659
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.840
older armaments you went to his room
and my comrade had, for the most.
660
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:19.679
Here I have some cannons, I
have some r here a holera,
661
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:22.480
a holera was the one that struck
and we said it. Let' s
662
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:24.599
go further, go to your big
brother' s room and go to the
663
00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:28.639
bathroom, to the big brother'
s room. A hustler, because the
664
00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:31.639
playboy was like it was coming out, not bad, but covered, because
665
00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:36.599
the jockey didn' t come out
the olay boy no more breath and in
666
00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:38.400
the fit never seen the scare and
the bouquet, the bunch of grapes will
667
00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:45.039
come out and there was such the
predator and there would be two other drawers
668
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:49.000
and you would see in a Buddha
doll, a wey daughter of a knife,
669
00:45:49.000 --> 00:45:52.519
a hunting knife. Yeah, but
when you were suddenly saying, hey,
670
00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:54.639
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
671
00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:55.400
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
672
00:45:55.400 --> 00:45:55.400
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
673
00:45:55.400 --> 00:45:57.719
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let' s
674
00:45:57.760 --> 00:46:00.880
go to your parents' room,
we that horita walk the niche here also
675
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:05.519
know and you get to your comrade' s dad' s room and you
676
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:10.119
find a black bag full of porn, that is, but Asian porn with
677
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:13.800
horses and then suddenly you put your
hand in. So where Dad' s
678
00:46:13.840 --> 00:46:16.519
white shirts are because of you,
white shirts in the background, you pull
679
00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:24.360
out a Güey dildo of this size
and you bite him and do and say
680
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:29.679
ah bastard. You don' t
understand Güey and then handcuffs and then a
681
00:46:29.960 --> 00:46:31.559
cannon, a swing, love WEY
in the boss' room, Güey not
682
00:46:31.719 --> 00:46:36.039
your boss, Güey, all of
a sudden you' re the Güey drawer
683
00:46:36.039 --> 00:46:39.039
full of bullets We, of wey
shovels so you say your ball necklace,
684
00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:44.760
you say you hear that chido necklace
and it smells like plichip already wey you
685
00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:50.719
say that cock not carved dad'
s room when it goes also classic married
686
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:52.119
I never say to see well,
we' re not going to burn our
687
00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:57.280
bosses, but you never opened something
like that in your own and you say
688
00:46:57.360 --> 00:47:00.840
there' s something there, there' s a box, there' s
689
00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:05.119
something I don' t want it
to be that yes wey I' m
690
00:47:05.199 --> 00:47:06.039
going to see my dads same thing
my boss was very nostalgic. I remember
691
00:47:06.039 --> 00:47:09.320
that when I sculpted him, he
had pictures of his dad Güey, that
692
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:15.199
is, there are small pictures of
his loved ones and many of you remember
693
00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:21.440
that the old ones used to use
agendas where they scored the phone contacts,
694
00:47:21.800 --> 00:47:28.760
because many of those weys but so
on plates, false of judicial, of
695
00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:31.599
roads, of that mom, of
feds, of roads and those assholes.
696
00:47:31.760 --> 00:47:35.880
But the net one, if I
remember that it was a good fucking stage,
697
00:47:36.679 --> 00:47:40.480
because I' m imagining growing up
with a large family, because everyone
698
00:47:40.559 --> 00:47:45.280
has something to hide carnal and when
you stay you' re just that güey,
699
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:45.920
that is, you shit them that
you see what fart. I once
700
00:47:46.039 --> 00:47:49.320
say I' m not going to
burn my parents, because they see this
701
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:53.000
and everything, but I say I
found that I fell someone for not saying
702
00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:58.920
anything but sometimes so you dig him
out and see two VHSS, but unless
703
00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:02.960
you back and so many you removed
a chin and there are two VHS out,
704
00:48:02.960 --> 00:48:06.159
both h and me. That'
s why I don' t want
705
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:07.840
to ask any more Get out the
two VHSS, the BS. One says
706
00:48:07.920 --> 00:48:15.480
nothing and the second says the death
of engineer Fernando and in the other more
707
00:48:15.639 --> 00:48:21.360
like this, in the top of
LVH dic paca lead and sex and you.
708
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:24.239
So you put the VHSDs back in
and you put the brick and you
709
00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:25.599
say. I don' t want
to know what' s in there.
710
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:29.760
I don' t want to see. I don' t want when they
711
00:48:29.840 --> 00:48:34.800
give the will and say I'
m going to use you think that'
712
00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:36.800
s before it' s recorded with
VHSR. Old people from before were filmed
713
00:48:36.920 --> 00:48:39.079
with VHS, that is, if
later, yes, yes, you could,
714
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:43.440
that' s how you could.
I remember that' s my cell
715
00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:49.000
phone dying. I throw it away, I want it without a hero There
716
00:48:49.079 --> 00:48:54.079
' s a movie called a cocky
transport and that' s the heart of
717
00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:58.360
the matter with the bato that ends
up dying in his apartment. You just
718
00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:02.159
remember that pres is a movie to
the dan renton the protagonist. Yes,
719
00:49:02.440 --> 00:49:06.440
he had forgotten that he had put
in place the video he had recorded with
720
00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:12.199
his old lady. When the old
lady finds out she cuts, she gets
721
00:49:12.519 --> 00:49:16.400
depressed and gets in and ends up
dying. It dies all because it gave
722
00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:21.880
a symphony pinche. Wey was wrong
because the risk is the risk of carnal
723
00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:23.400
recording. But seeing about your dad, I, if you had access,
724
00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:27.199
you would have seen him, or
I didn' t, it' s
725
00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:29.159
just that maybe I didn' t
have anything. But I said if I
726
00:49:29.280 --> 00:49:32.800
was removing this partition and it'
s lying there and besides, it'
727
00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:39.400
s next to a better buzzie and
I leave it better than the transporter who
728
00:49:39.400 --> 00:49:44.920
keeps seeing the architect. As an
architect, that carnal teen prick is coming
729
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:47.320
I tell you one that you won' t believe and because it says I
730
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:50.480
' ve made lies, but I
have to tell it to you. I
731
00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:53.519
crashed several times, but one of
them I' m telling you about for
732
00:49:53.519 --> 00:49:58.679
my daughters. It wasn' t
such a crash. But to the people
733
00:49:58.679 --> 00:50:01.519
who live in Monterrey, you come
by Avenue of the Americas, if you
734
00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:07.159
come from country, you come Acapulco
and the people who see us elsewhere.
735
00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:09.440
I' m not going bowling,
but I make it a context. It
736
00:50:09.480 --> 00:50:13.239
comes on the avenue and then it
turns right now, there' s the
737
00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:19.360
state of the scratched low editions and
then you go back up Avenue to the
738
00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:21.519
Americas and there' s Expo Guadalupe. Yeah, well, before all that
739
00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:30.800
existed, it was the zoo of
Pastor Ivancito. Let' s say seventeen
740
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.400
eighteen years. I had a good
one, it wasn' t mine,
741
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:38.639
it was my dad' s,
it was a Yeta Ninety- six ninety
742
00:50:39.719 --> 00:50:45.079
- seven with which maco music of
the Hans War. I finally lauve had
743
00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:49.760
had three red beers already pulled,
don' t drink. When I drive,
744
00:50:51.039 --> 00:50:54.360
then I come down. I mean, I come down like this and
745
00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:58.440
I have to go up, because
I' m going straight Mayan and clonic.
746
00:51:00.599 --> 00:51:01.719
When I realized there was a bison
next door, I said, I
747
00:51:01.800 --> 00:51:05.480
think I went into the sun and
said. I didn' t get to
748
00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:07.800
be in the sun, he said, but I almost got into the river
749
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:14.039
the chair. Obviously I don'
t turn on my grill, because I
750
00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:16.079
opened a cyclonic mesh called yes,
yes, yes. This one turned me
751
00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:22.480
into a jalamaya I almost crawled and
fought, but I have comrades who fucked
752
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:24.559
up Dad' s car. This
is also a crazy thing that, like
753
00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:27.639
Dad, would give me a scary
shame, that is, to see that
754
00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:34.679
my children are going through this stage. Also my oldest carnal came in bloody
755
00:51:34.719 --> 00:51:37.719
one day to the house. You' ve done shit to embezzle Acapulco hit
756
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:40.679
the car. I was just saying, a mile from where the shock with
757
00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:45.119
permeas had started, it' s
a pulque bulevar güey idea It' s
758
00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:47.280
a street that comes down and the
car ended without tires and face up.
759
00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:52.800
Then this is greater, for miracle, miracle. This time it also hit
760
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:58.800
the Cherokee, yes, not all
of us have had that stupid moment,
761
00:51:59.079 --> 00:52:02.000
that disconnection crashed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but strong lost total on
762
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:07.880
the one bastard hit him with a
cabrola truck. I didn' t have
763
00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:12.239
a bectra I did it I totally
lost it. You chucafé was listening to
764
00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:16.920
me the nova, I remember,
I want to be take me when they
765
00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:22.960
drive and also that' s why
I didn' t take two mega jars
766
00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:28.039
of the boat and bar and if
I did walk, but because I wasn
767
00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:31.079
' t guilty that yes, that' s why I ended up paying the
768
00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:35.599
insurance also because I got a car
got in or didn' t see me
769
00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:43.360
and he hit me on the tip
and he put me around and until you
770
00:52:43.480 --> 00:52:45.280
moms was strong and then I also
didn' t get out well, I
771
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:45.679
went out well, all right,
a dick, nothing more. But that
772
00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:50.599
blow job aside isn' t just
bumping into a bad run. Yeah,
773
00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:52.960
you haven' t seen. You
saw the video of the baton. It
774
00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:55.679
' s the bana that' s
in there on which avenue in San Nicolás
775
00:52:55.800 --> 00:53:00.920
that turned his yeta Güey and the
bato tried to put it back like this
776
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:04.840
and they come and film it and
the dick and tell him hey wey already
777
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:08.039
go to hospitals is that adrenaline wey
will be late a blowjob and I won
778
00:53:08.119 --> 00:53:12.519
' t shit my bosses. It' s just fear of parents. That
779
00:53:12.559 --> 00:53:15.559
' s why you run into the
jamara that means I' m gonna come
780
00:53:15.559 --> 00:53:20.440
to lions wey what happened, Dad
you' re having dinner your vente wey
781
00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:24.239
you arrive Gonzalo with the saying the
car turned Yeta all the CDs watered by
782
00:53:24.239 --> 00:53:30.000
everything. Lions tell you pirates of
the custom and road and tell you they
783
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:31.920
' re going to kill me my
dad Mira Carnal if I don' t
784
00:53:32.119 --> 00:53:37.559
kill you this shock is that he' s so stupid that the first thing
785
00:53:37.039 --> 00:53:42.679
you think about is that when you
don' t own the car güey wey
786
00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:45.760
but above all, the number of
people who have lost their lives wey unfortunately,
787
00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:50.159
in clashes as well as hit the
wez if you and I ride in
788
00:53:50.320 --> 00:53:52.239
the car with your mom and say
if it' s okay, dick also
789
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:53.599
when they have my soul will kill
me. At last and we see he
790
00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:55.840
was going to leave us to school, to all four of us. At
791
00:53:55.880 --> 00:54:00.400
school we were told by the children, the Benito Juárez, because we pes
792
00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:02.719
naval equal to the four and the
fuck And because or through we are very,
793
00:54:02.800 --> 00:54:07.440
very, stop very in ages,
very close. Then we were going
794
00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:13.480
to school in Alfonso Reyes and a
truck hit us back asshole and then,
795
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:16.599
after that all that happens and asks
us no longer was going to take us
796
00:54:16.599 --> 00:54:24.599
to school, how do the four
feel that the güeyito his dick. I
797
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:29.719
don' t know, I don' t know, I don' t
798
00:54:29.760 --> 00:54:35.159
think they didn' t and anyway, they took us out, but we
799
00:54:35.199 --> 00:54:36.840
didn' t give up and it
was an hour and they had to come
800
00:54:36.840 --> 00:54:38.800
after us because we didn' t
accept güey. Or we said the first
801
00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:43.320
time they hit us. We have
to go and po for ugly collar.
802
00:54:44.039 --> 00:54:46.599
Fuckin' asshole and so throw me
out, throw me a necklace. But
803
00:54:47.360 --> 00:54:51.360
if we bump into a trojet,
then, if it' s a little
804
00:54:51.360 --> 00:54:54.880
ugly scare, I too got bumped
into my mom and me and got hit
805
00:54:54.960 --> 00:55:00.400
behind us by a torton güey and
those who are fine. Yeah, Dad,
806
00:55:00.599 --> 00:55:05.280
the doors close well or more than
the front door. Closing it closes
807
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:07.679
with the back door. I told
him then and he seemed to run in
808
00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:12.440
the car and he also started giving
me the neck and those that you get
809
00:55:12.519 --> 00:55:15.119
little blood and you don' t
already know that the tort bump is going
810
00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:16.679
to take him the dick that there
is blood. When there' s blood,
811
00:55:16.800 --> 00:55:20.360
these take him in custody. But
they already had a few gags to
812
00:55:20.360 --> 00:55:22.920
the bato, if not for me. When I got hit by the predo,
813
00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:24.559
so the one in the truck got
off that he told me what you
814
00:55:24.599 --> 00:55:30.599
want cuper That is, if the
ones in the trucks were to be blamed
815
00:55:30.639 --> 00:55:32.239
and a punch fell off, they' re sometimes foreign to what Güey does.
816
00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:36.280
If you don' t even realize
that sometimes they hit him a wey
817
00:55:36.400 --> 00:55:38.519
is wey you haven' t seen
those in China that tortum all a lady
818
00:55:38.559 --> 00:55:43.039
crossing the pachurra and they' re
still coming back. But let' s
819
00:55:43.239 --> 00:55:46.599
see if they were on board of
poquillo I was watching a video of how
820
00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:50.119
they drive in South Asia wey truth
don' t overdo it. It'
821
00:55:51.039 --> 00:55:54.880
s just for surviving the game.
Compare is that they said Quinchina it'
822
00:55:55.000 --> 00:56:00.559
s better that I pat you down
and kill you to finish you off to
823
00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:02.639
Lexico and that the company, that
is to say I don' t know
824
00:56:02.639 --> 00:56:04.880
if it' s true and says
if they run him over. Kill him
825
00:56:05.079 --> 00:56:07.000
because we paid for the funeral.
There' s dying to be paid all
826
00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:10.599
our lives, recovery, and he' s got his eye on him.
827
00:56:10.679 --> 00:56:15.440
If yes, eggs said that in
China and that' s why they have
828
00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:20.480
cameras and besides pretend a lot that
they run them because you can, you
829
00:56:20.480 --> 00:56:22.960
can charge a wool for that too, so they tend to say and everyone
830
00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:24.519
in Russia also bring cameras, cars. So, if I remember those shocks,
831
00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:29.920
listen, let' s go with
this now the first time you fall
832
00:56:30.000 --> 00:56:32.920
in love and teenage stuff. Teenage
stuff is not having the skills to talk
833
00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:37.639
to women, especially as a mother
baron, and what it does is give
834
00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:44.079
them a flower. It' s
like every teenager' s resource. Not
835
00:56:44.199 --> 00:56:46.760
carnal that you came with a little
flower. Or that' s what your
836
00:56:46.880 --> 00:56:51.239
mom was telling you. Maybe he
didn' t buy her a flower,
837
00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:52.719
and she always came in with the
pot, thinking that' s what she
838
00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:55.880
was going to love. That'
s already got some cock in it and
839
00:56:55.960 --> 00:57:00.440
I don' t know if it
touched you in your times that you say
840
00:57:00.559 --> 00:57:04.000
in your mind, you fucking say
this one in rosette. He' s
841
00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:08.199
gonna love me with this. I
had always remembered that there were flowers,
842
00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:15.559
merchants and novelty, that they were
my cellanias, that they were Chinese dolls,
843
00:57:16.400 --> 00:57:21.039
farts, they were bears that seemed
tapil or not, what seemed least
844
00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:22.719
was a bear. That' s
from the fact that two days later he
845
00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:23.880
' d have his eye on him
and he' d fall off. No.
846
00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:28.039
No, and you' d come
in and tell you Mrs Ahorita,
847
00:57:28.440 --> 00:57:30.960
I' m gonna put together a
gift pinche. Mom, Mrs Came was
848
00:57:31.079 --> 00:57:35.360
taking a role from those of what' s called mache. Not good,
849
00:57:35.400 --> 00:57:39.000
the extranjep crepe like that, he' d put two blue leaves on you,
850
00:57:39.760 --> 00:57:43.039
say two red leaves, grab a
rose, put a dick of silantro
851
00:57:43.039 --> 00:57:45.719
on you. So, I said
pinch this margaritas and ta pica strawberries.
852
00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:52.000
And if you get lemon and chinga, they' ll give you some daisies
853
00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:58.119
if you' re white and the
fucking cream and then a cup with some
854
00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:01.920
jercy or some nicolo chocolates and the
most shitty prick there can be in life.
855
00:58:02.599 --> 00:58:06.719
A bear that was not made in
China, was in fact Invietnam,
856
00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:09.320
in the net fight of Chisme.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
857
00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:13.320
I follow you Güey and that'
s what you' re taking to the
858
00:58:13.400 --> 00:58:19.440
stick You with the nose, with
the wey gift, Guadalupe could have got
859
00:58:19.519 --> 00:58:24.360
the mitres and you know that Güey
himself, a smell is throwing the gossip
860
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:30.119
and his dad owns the Apple Bis. You don' t have, you
861
00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:34.679
don' t have anything to compete
for. You open the door You thirteen
862
00:58:35.039 --> 00:58:37.719
- year- old with your fart
present, the bear smells weird Güey isn
863
00:58:38.519 --> 00:58:43.559
' t, it' s not
this, it' s not cotton,
864
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:45.119
it' s not, it'
s not even linen. It' s
865
00:58:45.719 --> 00:58:50.599
not something. We miss a cloth
made in the courtyard of a Vietnamese wey
866
00:58:50.679 --> 00:58:53.559
you hand it to her. You
don' t put perfume in it,
867
00:58:53.559 --> 00:58:55.000
because you don' t put perfume
in it. You' ve got your
868
00:58:55.000 --> 00:59:00.760
nose. Thank you and turn to
see the gift of the boy bat of
869
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:05.719
the cooom a bear of an eighty, the bear pinche with a salmon tonces
870
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:09.239
is eating it. Don' t
moms wey and daughter with two tickets to
871
00:59:09.280 --> 00:59:13.840
go see RBD. But you don' t say no, because it'
872
00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:15.400
s not, and it' s
actually there, it dies. You'
873
00:59:15.480 --> 00:59:19.559
re still dying your mom tells you
that if you don' t have money
874
00:59:19.679 --> 00:59:22.559
to give her something original and I
remember your boss had a gift shop.
875
00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:25.679
My boss had a gift shop and
it was that if you want to look
876
00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:29.480
good, I mean, and if
it was long, I mean, that
877
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:34.519
' s what you said, because
it' s the normal way out of
878
00:59:34.519 --> 00:59:38.719
every teenager, but suddenly you wanted
to look good and give him, for
879
00:59:38.719 --> 00:59:42.239
example, a wallet made of daddy
bags. If you want to get in
880
00:59:42.320 --> 00:59:45.599
the middle. I gave you this
wey I had a bag of ass that
881
00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:52.119
gave me a chava and not Mames
I had it for a long time and
882
00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:54.960
where it was made of packings of
culetes where I took it out it was
883
00:59:55.000 --> 00:59:58.519
for you Mamas to chea your wallet
already when I was thirty- one.
884
00:59:58.599 --> 01:00:01.000
If I' ve already been told
it doesn' t happen to you,
885
01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:02.320
it' s cocky and it'
s already tossed, it smells like.
886
01:00:02.559 --> 01:00:07.599
But there were gifts that if you
put him in this inventive way, you
887
01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:09.880
could do every good. But this
was usually brother' s way out.
888
01:00:09.920 --> 01:00:14.320
You don' t remember hearing you
eat love. You never went that dough
889
01:00:14.360 --> 01:00:17.239
to buy a card of those that
said there were two types of cards,
890
01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:24.599
Hollmark fi la Holmark cards, that
said a whole dog and no more said
891
01:00:24.679 --> 01:00:30.199
my tail moves and you open it
for you and you move it down and
892
01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:32.760
the tail moves and there are some
that were always two children hugged down a
893
01:00:32.800 --> 01:00:37.199
lake and said today I saw you
tomorrow not to be here for the dick.
894
01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:40.840
If it was that just like you' re going to open this card
895
01:00:40.880 --> 01:00:45.159
and then you would have, I
want to open it to you yes,
896
01:00:45.719 --> 01:00:49.320
those were the ones the cards were, not the group porn of those you
897
01:00:49.320 --> 01:00:53.079
opened them. And you' re
gonna get the truth with the glue you
898
01:00:53.280 --> 01:01:01.519
do. Yeah, you remember it
opening. My grandmother was selling small cards,
899
01:01:01.719 --> 01:01:05.119
but before they were sold by the
little ones who were very small,
900
01:01:05.239 --> 01:01:07.679
they were seen in the super seven. You remember having those sufficiency had roses
901
01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:09.840
like that on the corner they had
in a bucket with water. Ah we
902
01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:15.199
in a little bucket of water.
They had them and sometimes there were also
903
01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:17.840
small gifts of small stems in the
ox. You also find yourself a bunch
904
01:01:17.880 --> 01:01:22.400
of little assholes that are secret that
no one knows exist. That' s
905
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:25.599
where I remember your first rose you
gave away as a teenager. You must
906
01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:31.840
have been a carnal cruiser, the
ones on cruise fifteen pesos or ejjole güey.
907
01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:37.320
I don' t remember. I
wasn' t much of a carnal
908
01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:38.039
vase, I wasn' t much
of a gift. I did give away
909
01:01:38.079 --> 01:01:42.119
one of those and there was no
money. I was giving a really shitty
910
01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:46.039
candy that was from your chi pop
boot. It was a chocolate that looked
911
01:01:46.039 --> 01:01:50.320
like worms, just like pure black
balls that were coffee with white dots.
912
01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:54.840
It was called what those lights of
your Tutzi role guys were called It was
913
01:01:57.119 --> 01:02:00.559
like a piece of light chi poop
are the puts roles. Yeah, bed
914
01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:04.639
there, see if it' s
the mutt, the chuchet, that'
915
01:02:05.039 --> 01:02:08.639
s what I' m talking about
It' s the ones I' m
916
01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:08.639
looking to eat that wey It puts
mushrooms on that fart They sell them with
917
01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:12.880
chocongos. Once you gave him Acilo, the old lady bit him that they
918
01:02:12.960 --> 01:02:15.440
stayed in the EOM, they hit
him son of a bitch and they got
919
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:17.719
rid of him. In three days
I will have a stomach, but amen
920
01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:22.079
to what you would give her if
she didn' t like you, the
921
01:02:22.199 --> 01:02:27.000
gift always suits, as are the
dolls that in adolescence yes and then there
922
01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:30.360
are these dolls that keep in boxes
everything that they give her. The data
923
01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:32.719
here pinches crypts wey are that way
that you saved things, not because dicks
924
01:02:32.840 --> 01:02:37.480
compa nothing. If wey my daughter
made me burn them in a net roaster,
925
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:42.760
when well Welloupe told me to keep
them and those of pure asses I
926
01:02:42.800 --> 01:02:45.199
had that I started reading them and
the wind will see and your hat of
927
01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:49.119
my love said what bad already you
and I are tired. Ah, well,
928
01:02:49.320 --> 01:02:52.000
if wey has him and I told
him if I get an ass and
929
01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:53.159
you' re divorced, you and
I don' t. But the whole
930
01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:59.679
thing is pretty morra. That'
s about saving the first letter he sent
931
01:02:59.760 --> 01:03:01.320
you and the movie tickets. You
remember they play them in a cork.
932
01:03:01.960 --> 01:03:06.639
The noses stick them in a cork. So this and movie tickets is our
933
01:03:06.719 --> 01:03:10.199
first movie show, our first show. And you the bat is married to
934
01:03:10.360 --> 01:03:15.000
a whore the cough was an old
one of obsession Yes, but the muzzles
935
01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:19.159
are very much like the little details
you' re giving them. For example,
936
01:03:19.400 --> 01:03:22.239
these when they dry, they have
for a book, they put them
937
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:28.199
in a book that comes up idea
And I' m very morra very morra
938
01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:32.840
and because mams do not lift before
overcoming a vato. He used to be
939
01:03:32.840 --> 01:03:37.599
a good bastard, because the mocks
had the room full of pure details of
940
01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:39.639
the baton. Today the details are
that you like a wey in the already
941
01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:44.519
or the bag buton and the bats, according to me, are no longer
942
01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:49.159
so detailed. No. I already
think the race is so detailed. Let
943
01:03:49.239 --> 01:03:52.519
' s go to the booze and
fuck and fall like today and maybe you
944
01:03:52.599 --> 01:03:58.719
can look good through other things.
I got you these tickets for a concert
945
01:03:58.719 --> 01:04:04.360
and you send them digital no longer
and you don' t go like the
946
01:04:06.400 --> 01:04:11.760
one you detail. I dedicate it
to you. Well, what was distilled
947
01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:15.599
as a teenager was also burning the
CD with the rales. That was a
948
01:04:15.639 --> 01:04:20.480
really good teen detail. That'
s a great gift the blackberries made of
949
01:04:20.519 --> 01:04:26.239
that I made you this mix and
since you had a record that had thirteen
950
01:04:26.360 --> 01:04:30.719
rolls and you already saw when you
had a pinche stratus with a stereo of
951
01:04:30.840 --> 01:04:38.039
penne rail of those pap a pire
was a relief. Yeah, so they
952
01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:39.800
wouldn' t steal it from you, they wouldn' t take me out.
953
01:04:39.880 --> 01:04:43.320
I had the ones asking you to
take it off, but my boss
954
01:04:43.360 --> 01:04:46.239
had the one who took this out
and it looked like he had a box
955
01:04:46.280 --> 01:04:53.280
of bullets in the square that were
father yes, the bat with an amplified
956
01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:59.280
pinche and a drawer that the güeys
who built a wooden drawer for him,
957
01:04:59.840 --> 01:05:01.840
very uncomfortable that they couldn' t
even put some punches in for the soccer,
958
01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:06.039
because there was the drawer that this
cock pir two twelve yes, yes,
959
01:05:06.159 --> 01:05:11.800
yes and made buffer bees. Buffers
are things of love. To me
960
01:05:12.280 --> 01:05:16.079
I remember a crimagináte falls the morra
that I owe it to you and you
961
01:05:16.920 --> 01:05:23.559
erase it or in the two days
throw it to me. You get past
962
01:05:23.639 --> 01:05:30.800
the green, listen, I put
the first rice. Don' t cry,
963
01:05:30.679 --> 01:05:36.079
little girl, don' t think. I' m bringing you a
964
01:05:36.480 --> 01:05:42.000
second suit tonight of love. I
put the third track again, all of
965
01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:45.719
a sudden it' s love stuff, and then I got into my life
966
01:05:46.519 --> 01:05:50.320
well, all right, it'
s going very well, I was going,
967
01:05:50.960 --> 01:05:57.639
all right, and then I'
m anxious for you and I said
968
01:05:57.679 --> 01:06:03.320
there I fucked up, but I
said eye I started singing so much This
969
01:06:03.320 --> 01:06:10.280
is Polo Polo, already and the
last ones were Polo jokes, songs from
970
01:06:10.320 --> 01:06:13.679
the weirdest band, no more I
an audio from my dad telling my mom.
971
01:06:14.280 --> 01:06:16.599
I' m going to give you
as if you were Mommy, I
972
01:06:16.679 --> 01:06:20.519
' m going to leave you as
a slit a Christian rap at number three
973
01:06:20.719 --> 01:06:23.960
and the fourteen was closed with a
radish- grey pinche at the last gino.
974
01:06:24.119 --> 01:06:28.159
Yes, it was a rala of
ah Mahoni, ah majon. I
975
01:06:28.239 --> 01:06:33.079
want constants like melons that aren'
t afraid when I lower their pants.
976
01:06:33.280 --> 01:06:39.679
The last one told us that your
mom used to suck you, the pinga
977
01:06:39.679 --> 01:06:44.159
ay, miss, so the dick
gas is a chumbo or my mom,
978
01:06:44.440 --> 01:06:46.480
my old lady, my old lady
the way that still told me not to
979
01:06:46.559 --> 01:06:50.199
mames I put it to roma miscalientes
with my family and my grandmother and I
980
01:06:50.239 --> 01:06:54.639
was listening to you the pussy and
the pinga was And then you also gave
981
01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:58.639
it to her And after he hears
it is all scratched, no ja doesn
982
01:06:59.559 --> 01:07:03.079
' t read it for and I
sent him to clean the flea for a
983
01:07:03.159 --> 01:07:09.840
hundred balls and suddenly you put it
already pulled, but until seven o'
984
01:07:09.920 --> 01:07:11.760
clock it is a Güey man.
The eight is where the grandmother of the
985
01:07:11.800 --> 01:07:16.679
firm wey the one of the is
already to tell her then, but they
986
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:19.159
were the little problems that you had
as a teenager. No, but you
987
01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:23.159
had to dedicate yourself to a role
you branded. I don' t know
988
01:07:23.320 --> 01:07:26.320
if the cell phone or your house
and you tick it and excuse it.
989
01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:33.679
Not what you' re laughing at
I' m falling in love I'
990
01:07:33.679 --> 01:07:34.800
m tunar tube and then I'
m pulling out the wave. What do
991
01:07:35.519 --> 01:07:44.960
you think, hey, my son
is not sorry, hey Güey, you
992
01:07:45.559 --> 01:07:47.719
don' t almost ever win,
it' s just that there' s
993
01:07:47.719 --> 01:07:50.119
no lady the servant. He tells
you if it was you, if you
994
01:07:50.199 --> 01:07:55.840
were the whole adventurous brother boy that
if I compared you I was like be,
995
01:07:56.559 --> 01:07:58.599
I was in a lot of work. I put in all the subunits
996
01:07:58.679 --> 01:08:00.960
to see what Güey hit. Yeah, yeah, wey didn' t have
997
01:08:01.039 --> 01:08:04.239
much of it. It' s
very won. Chaco. I used to
998
01:08:04.360 --> 01:08:08.719
sleep with local colonies, which is
not my level, no, not my
999
01:08:08.920 --> 01:08:13.639
middle class. They didn' t
peel me or I had to go down
1000
01:08:14.320 --> 01:08:16.319
with sopita chavitas, with a star
of letters. If you notice that I
1001
01:08:16.319 --> 01:08:21.640
went, it was up to the
race when I started to get more acceptance,
1002
01:08:21.840 --> 01:08:24.239
so, I mean, you weren' t the gallant. You mean
1003
01:08:24.560 --> 01:08:28.239
in high school not even right now
the net, but in high school I
1004
01:08:28.319 --> 01:08:30.960
was never a galan. It was, if it' s big, today,
1005
01:08:31.079 --> 01:08:34.840
if I' m single, I
would already have to carry penicillin gum
1006
01:08:35.000 --> 01:08:39.560
compadre, because if today the woman
fucks for sport wey that is, it
1007
01:08:39.560 --> 01:08:42.560
' s that I laugh, because
that didn' t notice Adrian, but
1008
01:08:42.560 --> 01:08:45.640
we were sitting and there were our
women and I saw old women passing and
1009
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:49.039
I saw two muzzles, so it
was changing they were that I want you
1010
01:08:49.159 --> 01:08:53.199
to put me in your virile member
wasn' t, obviously, the lord
1011
01:08:53.199 --> 01:08:55.399
eh. If you see how good
you remember an old woman, I can
1012
01:08:55.479 --> 01:08:59.279
' t r it and then I
say I understand the person and how neat
1013
01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:04.520
and respectable this citizen is. But
Adriano' s stupid stance. No.
1014
01:09:04.760 --> 01:09:14.800
But the point with that fart is
that you bite them. If he'
1015
01:09:14.880 --> 01:09:16.159
s got more right now, you' re married, more than that.
1016
01:09:16.279 --> 01:09:21.359
That doesn' t mean, it
works out that this fart makes a slob
1017
01:09:21.439 --> 01:09:25.159
of slobs look at me, just
like I got the ponor from you shitting
1018
01:09:25.199 --> 01:09:27.560
your stick. It' s not
so much that they like it. I
1019
01:09:27.640 --> 01:09:30.199
told her my lady and she was
singing it to me, but because I
1020
01:09:30.359 --> 01:09:33.920
have the confidence. I' m
trained with Ricardo Perez to have a whisky.
1021
01:09:34.399 --> 01:09:36.880
There' s my wife talking to
the chaperrite. I think there was
1022
01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:43.119
Alan' s girlfriend and suddenly a
girl. Well she tells me I can
1023
01:09:43.119 --> 01:09:46.600
take a picture with you and when
she ends she tells me how rich the
1024
01:09:47.279 --> 01:09:50.560
mole So I got how rich the
mole and I laughed forty- two years
1025
01:09:50.560 --> 01:09:55.520
old. Rico, I tell you, I' m laughing because I'
1026
01:09:55.560 --> 01:09:57.800
m a comedian and I tell my
wife that she' s so rich.
1027
01:09:58.119 --> 01:10:00.640
That' s why you sent her
to San Antonio wey, not the one
1028
01:10:00.680 --> 01:10:03.800
that meccas her. Not me why
not, because I told him I didn
1029
01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:08.920
' t do anything. I'
ve got it for you Tell him to
1030
01:10:08.920 --> 01:10:12.279
come clean up your poop and oh
fucking poop, asshole, and you'
1031
01:10:12.399 --> 01:10:13.920
re out of your poop like a
dog. If I was a dog,
1032
01:10:14.000 --> 01:10:17.720
right, kid, I was hamster
güey Don' t come and I'
1033
01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:21.600
ll put up with you. Again
I tell him but sonle wey is fine
1034
01:10:21.680 --> 01:10:27.119
Cabrón and Güey, as in a
certain way, is the adolescence to which
1035
01:10:27.239 --> 01:10:30.840
he builds you, not the chigüey, which also gives you, because the
1036
01:10:30.960 --> 01:10:35.319
carnal lovelessness is today that we talk
about things of teenagers. I think it
1037
01:10:35.600 --> 01:10:42.079
' s a lot of teenagers falling
in love and failing. Also that fart
1038
01:10:42.840 --> 01:10:47.079
if you don' t have those
emotional processes at that age, how ugly
1039
01:10:47.119 --> 01:10:53.479
when you' re already a güey
adult that you see your average partner kicking
1040
01:10:53.520 --> 01:10:57.119
a boat and that Carnal doesn'
t suck wey you keep falling into it
1041
01:10:57.199 --> 01:11:00.920
and you' re thirty- four, that is, this has to happen
1042
01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:03.720
to you as a teenager, but
egg so that as an adult, that
1043
01:11:03.760 --> 01:11:06.079
is, it' s a functional
adult Güey, because lovelessness is the worst
1044
01:11:06.079 --> 01:11:08.760
disease in the world. Look,
I' m gonna tell you something,
1045
01:11:09.760 --> 01:11:13.720
and I' m gonna tell you
about my position as I wish. No,
1046
01:11:13.760 --> 01:11:17.319
I wouldn' t, because I
can' t live it anymore and
1047
01:11:17.399 --> 01:11:20.039
I say it on this podcast.
I' ve tried some really bad things
1048
01:11:20.039 --> 01:11:27.000
in the world. I' ve
tried substances, I' ve felt the
1049
01:11:27.359 --> 01:11:29.000
adrenaline that I' ve almost been
pulled out of a gun and all that.
1050
01:11:29.880 --> 01:11:34.359
But there' s no more carnal
addiction and maybe, you don'
1051
01:11:34.760 --> 01:11:40.840
t agree with me, or that
one, the feeling of reliving it,
1052
01:11:41.159 --> 01:11:47.239
that they have to see from carnal
adultess cier because I keep you no,
1053
01:11:47.319 --> 01:11:49.640
no, no, no, that' s what I' ve lived,
1054
01:11:49.760 --> 01:11:53.800
that they bite your ass, that
they suck you, but you or it
1055
01:11:53.800 --> 01:11:57.239
' s here as a man.
But I remember. Güey, that it
1056
01:11:57.319 --> 01:12:00.640
was something I don' t know
if it' s a more oquistic person
1057
01:12:00.800 --> 01:12:04.359
than knowing, that is I don' t know what the body releases,
1058
01:12:05.439 --> 01:12:06.840
that you like an old woman you
know it' s never gonna be done.
1059
01:12:06.920 --> 01:12:13.720
Güey, who' s with another
cat, but she gives you certain
1060
01:12:14.399 --> 01:12:19.760
incentive droplets like placebo saying it'
s never gonna happen, never make your
1061
01:12:19.800 --> 01:12:28.439
girlfriend, but I want you to
be there the honey of the scorpion Father
1062
01:12:28.600 --> 01:12:32.239
Güey, that Adrenaline, Federina,
Medrenden Drindrina. What follows, I have
1063
01:12:32.760 --> 01:12:35.279
not lived it anymore because my wife, my lady, loves me and I
1064
01:12:35.279 --> 01:12:39.960
love her. And now, but
that one sent to the carnal dick and
1065
01:12:40.119 --> 01:12:46.439
feels very ashamed Güey for being and
I become pure heroin. That' s
1066
01:12:46.600 --> 01:12:49.039
why I know it' s okay. Caron what you' re saying.
1067
01:12:49.199 --> 01:12:55.239
But when you realize that the woman
has that power, this when you really
1068
01:12:55.439 --> 01:12:59.520
already decide to marry and say I' m not going to play, I
1069
01:12:59.600 --> 01:13:00.560
' m not going to go for
now to ride in life Güey. I
1070
01:13:00.560 --> 01:13:04.600
mean, yeah, because it'
s a game where you' re gonna
1071
01:13:04.600 --> 01:13:09.600
lose out. I think it'
s just that realization that makes you say
1072
01:13:10.239 --> 01:13:14.479
no more the truth. Today I' m going to get the best out
1073
01:13:14.600 --> 01:13:17.039
of myself and I' m not
going to waste my time falling into those
1074
01:13:17.039 --> 01:13:20.600
games. Oh, well, it
feels like losing it as a teenager that
1075
01:13:20.640 --> 01:13:25.560
you do nothing to yourself. I
remember having me, that is, it
1076
01:13:25.680 --> 01:13:30.520
never happened to you that you wanted
to go to school to suffer here you
1077
01:13:30.920 --> 01:13:34.039
were in love with the context,
that you were in love with a woman,
1078
01:13:34.239 --> 01:13:38.520
that you knew that I wasn'
t going to listen to you and
1079
01:13:38.520 --> 01:13:39.000
that you wanted to go to school, she' s not going to study.
1080
01:13:39.079 --> 01:13:43.760
You' re good at chemical dick
because I wanted to feel that masochism
1081
01:13:44.199 --> 01:13:47.039
of knowing that the old lady was
gonna see her but I wasn' t
1082
01:13:47.039 --> 01:13:47.479
gonna talk to you, but I
didn' t know I was gonna do
1083
01:13:47.479 --> 01:13:51.159
anything. You play your first romantic
p, that' s how we got.
1084
01:13:51.920 --> 01:13:56.399
I' m not leaving you and
me either. I mean Chile.
1085
01:13:57.000 --> 01:14:00.199
Well, we' ve done zero
you genaro, no, ah, no,
1086
01:14:00.640 --> 01:14:04.960
but out of farts to me,
yeah, I get chinita skin.
1087
01:14:05.039 --> 01:14:09.960
Obviously it' s wrong. No. No, no, no, I
1088
01:14:10.039 --> 01:14:11.079
' m married. No, I
don' t. No. No,
1089
01:14:11.239 --> 01:14:13.319
no, no, no, but
we' re talking about everything that doesn
1090
01:14:13.319 --> 01:14:15.279
' t. No, that'
s crazy the exact sensations. I was
1091
01:14:15.359 --> 01:14:19.680
in high school at my first of
that was in high school second here.
1092
01:14:19.800 --> 01:14:27.359
Then it was the film, my
first of that, too, because the
1093
01:14:27.520 --> 01:14:30.880
Angelita boy did, yes, he
was going out, he was one more
1094
01:14:30.279 --> 01:14:32.359
cabbage, he was very bitten by
the bees not and he dies. And
1095
01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:35.880
he dies. But you left me
in regat. You can tell me this.
1096
01:14:35.960 --> 01:14:40.720
That' s the first kiss when
I really felt that feeling. Güey
1097
01:14:42.199 --> 01:14:46.800
is worth the redundancy to Chile.
It was, well, it is a
1098
01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:51.079
before and after. For me in
life, even if it sounds like you
1099
01:14:51.119 --> 01:14:55.920
remember the person, it was a
fish age, that is, it'
1100
01:14:55.920 --> 01:14:59.800
s kind of dimensioned, your first
kiss remembers it. More is your ras
1101
01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:03.039
the moment of how you felt.
Then I was in the car back.
1102
01:15:03.560 --> 01:15:10.199
Compare you know maybe I said dick
I want to do this, fart,
1103
01:15:10.319 --> 01:15:14.199
I mean, I want to do
this again and with the girl you liked.
1104
01:15:14.359 --> 01:15:16.359
So it wasn' t, I
mean, when it really comes to
1105
01:15:16.399 --> 01:15:20.239
the girl you like and you say
the dick if it' s one,
1106
01:15:20.680 --> 01:15:23.800
it' s a hoot, if
it blows your brain up for my taste.
1107
01:15:23.880 --> 01:15:27.079
And so everyone who reflects after their
first kiss, as they say,
1108
01:15:27.239 --> 01:15:31.560
is that I feel that my life
of Gordillo, of Morrillo was very much
1109
01:15:31.720 --> 01:15:35.680
enjoyed that I was sent to the
Is already right now, I already have
1110
01:15:35.720 --> 01:15:42.239
farts thinking it well I felt not
have so many victories. Güey, I
1111
01:15:42.279 --> 01:15:45.000
mean, they were more defeats than
I was bai. Those defeats took me,
1112
01:15:45.039 --> 01:15:47.000
they gave me some built of it. Yeah, I mean, I
1113
01:15:47.079 --> 01:15:53.079
got that little drug. That incentive
that I got used to being sent so
1114
01:15:53.079 --> 01:15:56.359
much to the dick, that I
liked being sent to see because I felt
1115
01:15:56.359 --> 01:16:02.000
better. It was as if,
Güey, it was like the pricks,
1116
01:16:02.119 --> 01:16:04.359
the cats that go to the thalaya
when they go the wey of the Mormons
1117
01:16:04.439 --> 01:16:08.000
that the day you open them and
say I tell you, Güey, they
1118
01:16:08.039 --> 01:16:12.199
always send us to the dick that
I tell you. I was so much
1119
01:16:12.279 --> 01:16:15.319
that they sent me to the dick. Güey, I say not much that
1120
01:16:15.479 --> 01:16:18.279
when I was told yes, I
said ah fuckada. I' m not
1121
01:16:18.319 --> 01:16:23.119
used to feeling. I don'
t know what to do? I'
1122
01:16:23.239 --> 01:16:26.560
m used to you sending me to
the dick and that' s the love
1123
01:16:26.680 --> 01:16:31.439
that I feel and that I have
that I liked to suffer wey and rotted
1124
01:16:31.520 --> 01:16:34.760
rancid, rotted and there was born
the Manchitas, which was the manchita for
1125
01:16:34.760 --> 01:16:39.399
a long time. And now,
I was a reformed mon even repons and
1126
01:16:39.479 --> 01:16:42.680
unfortunately I became a son of a
bitch at a stage of my life where
1127
01:16:42.760 --> 01:16:45.800
if I was a very ass Güey
I didn' t get into my heart
1128
01:16:45.800 --> 01:16:49.680
and I was worth a dick as
a teenager my time of a gace'
1129
01:16:49.680 --> 01:16:55.560
s leftover made me very shitty,
güey, but why, because the chubby
1130
01:16:55.560 --> 01:16:56.239
you are cured for that you are
curing. And there it is. There
1131
01:16:56.359 --> 01:17:02.960
' s too many phrases about women, but the one about them being the
1132
01:17:03.000 --> 01:17:09.800
most dangerous weapon sometimes makes sense Gey, you know they destroy in countries,
1133
01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:13.600
corporations, they destroy friendships, they
check with your house, and they make
1134
01:17:13.760 --> 01:17:15.640
Güey wars, that is to say, to kill Güey dishes for old people
1135
01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:18.199
that this fight that time Güey.
The truth is that a lot of ass
1136
01:17:18.199 --> 01:17:23.359
suckers, too, someone who doesn' t have to suck it so you
1137
01:17:23.399 --> 01:17:24.680
see how and look at what you' re looking at. You had some
1138
01:17:24.920 --> 01:17:30.600
friend in your high school career who
got her daughter pregnant and not blessed,
1139
01:17:30.560 --> 01:17:33.680
blessed God, you realize when the
year goes by, the times get together
1140
01:17:33.760 --> 01:17:38.520
in universities and everyone starts to teach
their babies and a comrade of yours that
1141
01:17:38.720 --> 01:17:43.239
my son is twenty- seven years
old, cha Verja Güey is coming out
1142
01:17:43.239 --> 01:17:47.039
from high school in braceo to a
teacher who also because she will wonder how
1143
01:17:47.119 --> 01:17:51.199
it was that pregnancy took place and
if she had thirteen poses the most fertile
1144
01:17:53.319 --> 01:17:57.560
is and when the assholes are,
it is very dangerous stage because, because
1145
01:17:57.680 --> 01:18:00.960
your pinche me cate Güey to be
sticky than any one, you are in
1146
01:18:01.039 --> 01:18:05.039
the most miserable stage and, according
to me, fertility has to do with
1147
01:18:05.079 --> 01:18:09.159
a hormonal theme. That' s
a garter too. Obviously, you'
1148
01:18:09.239 --> 01:18:13.119
re cleaner Güey and old man,
because don' t moms bring it alcohol
1149
01:18:13.199 --> 01:18:18.960
there' s a pinches it'
s prmogram Güey and you bring thunder the
1150
01:18:19.039 --> 01:18:20.279
blowjobs you bring more mucus you than
inhabitants of the planet. Ge wey to
1151
01:18:20.319 --> 01:18:26.199
the dick, that is to say, there are many chances that if you
1152
01:18:26.279 --> 01:18:30.039
put it without knowledge, that is, without a condom, you will also
1153
01:18:30.079 --> 01:18:33.680
have a morrito at the age of
fifteen You could see the morita Linda wey
1154
01:18:34.199 --> 01:18:40.520
of those of the prepa very pretty
was in Oratoria, the old one already
1155
01:18:40.520 --> 01:18:44.319
had it for two Oratoria competitions,
one in Huahuascaliente and from there went to
1156
01:18:44.319 --> 01:18:48.319
the National, went to Bolivia,
was always a country of Central America and
1157
01:18:48.359 --> 01:18:49.319
the old Poles Cabrón, Bolas don
Mario, as a camerate says. But
1158
01:18:49.359 --> 01:18:54.279
it' s just that these shags
that are laughing like that in a minute,
1159
01:18:55.319 --> 01:18:59.119
that is, you never expected it
from that ning- bunch that'
1160
01:18:59.159 --> 01:19:02.520
s over and you know why it
happens, because that' s where you
1161
01:19:02.640 --> 01:19:05.399
have to do it a little bit
more than the mamenta. Yeah, no,
1162
01:19:05.600 --> 01:19:09.520
yeah, but fuck. No.
If I' m a Güey,
1163
01:19:09.600 --> 01:19:14.720
no, not always choose. And
that' s where your daughter is.
1164
01:19:15.079 --> 01:19:17.520
Güey, you got some cool stuff, Güey, what am I doing?
1165
01:19:17.600 --> 01:19:21.239
What am I going to do?
Come the manipulators, Güey, what the
1166
01:19:21.319 --> 01:19:25.960
sucker does on the first date,
Güey, you don' t leave everything
1167
01:19:26.039 --> 01:19:28.840
to me, you suck your tits. In the second, I' ll
1168
01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:30.119
give you a damn. In the
third, Güey, make me the video
1169
01:19:30.279 --> 01:19:33.319
you don' t get and they
give you the cinabon in the first,
1170
01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:36.880
wey and fart. It is that
the Christian Güey on the day that they
1171
01:19:38.159 --> 01:19:44.439
free themselves to beat me go vechame, yes, Güey, yes, Güey,
1172
01:19:45.840 --> 01:19:46.279
they are seen and are of the
lubres and ca of the retina.
1173
01:19:46.600 --> 01:19:49.319
Get out of here, that'
s what I mean. Really, if
1174
01:19:49.560 --> 01:19:55.239
we' re more wey or we' re getting to know wey, I
1175
01:19:55.319 --> 01:20:00.399
just picked you up from mass with
Güey kids, wey, that is,
1176
01:20:00.880 --> 01:20:02.640
you don' t buy goods from
pinch yuven and you' re sorry.
1177
01:20:02.880 --> 01:20:05.399
And what you just said is true, because who didn' t happen to
1178
01:20:05.479 --> 01:20:08.760
him that in his living room there
were two morias that didn' t talk
1179
01:20:08.760 --> 01:20:11.640
to anyone. They said his dad
had fucked a donkey he always made you
1180
01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:15.439
see the times and all of a
sudden you know he' s really who
1181
01:20:15.680 --> 01:20:19.000
took it and you know what happens
carnal. That' s a very ugly
1182
01:20:19.079 --> 01:20:25.840
karma prick when a Christian woman or
someone very religious, in this case don
1183
01:20:25.880 --> 01:20:30.640
' t regret, when a Christian
woman gets pregnant, so no, she
1184
01:20:30.760 --> 01:20:32.720
doesn' t want it, but
because she was out of wedlock. And
1185
01:20:32.840 --> 01:20:38.520
that fart because suddenly some super phrases
start on the facebooks and instagrams of my
1186
01:20:38.680 --> 01:20:45.880
seed, my mother singles all this
mame of no more than two. You
1187
01:20:45.880 --> 01:20:49.319
' re also good for me,
but it' s not so cocky,
1188
01:20:49.319 --> 01:20:54.239
too. The ideal is with all
of us not the most. You know,
1189
01:20:54.439 --> 01:20:58.119
if it' s in the dick, the chamba compadre and just doing
1190
01:20:58.199 --> 01:21:00.560
one, it' s not going
to pay my respects to the moms who
1191
01:21:00.640 --> 01:21:08.359
are free to Chile if I respect
myself, I have enough on Facebook,
1192
01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:11.960
but suddenly I' ll start to
ask how it didn' t happen to
1193
01:21:12.000 --> 01:21:12.479
you that you saw your Facebook and
your friend from the Prepa who got her
1194
01:21:12.479 --> 01:21:15.000
pregnant. Like in high school,
it' s like a medium chip.
1195
01:21:15.239 --> 01:21:17.600
The nose is already taller than she
and the bearded nose the young girl still
1196
01:21:17.680 --> 01:21:21.079
his forty- two years. But
if between a moral superiority, they'
1197
01:21:21.119 --> 01:21:24.680
re like sometimes we don' t
want it. So much I saw my
1198
01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:28.159
picture with the son and so Güey
knows there' s a 25- year
1199
01:21:28.399 --> 01:21:30.880
- old resentment. There' s
the picture of the young tailor suit,
1200
01:21:30.159 --> 01:21:34.359
the tallest child of the year,
a new strong kia, just came out
1201
01:21:34.479 --> 01:21:41.399
of here of the kia of but
of going down and so the dying one
1202
01:21:42.399 --> 01:21:45.399
came out of high school. My
son is only occupied by his mother here
1203
01:21:45.520 --> 01:21:49.079
is charged like this, but it
has been even in capital letters here his
1204
01:21:49.159 --> 01:21:55.479
mother supporting him as always since day
one the dick Güey and you say you
1205
01:21:55.640 --> 01:21:58.479
know that I get some chinchase,
no, not to Chile, yes,
1206
01:21:58.640 --> 01:22:04.640
it is of that fart, but
because normally the vatos that stayed with it,
1207
01:22:05.439 --> 01:22:10.159
they do not make you, because
it may be not bad Güey,
1208
01:22:10.479 --> 01:22:15.720
that is to say if it is
an advanced maturity of being bad is empowered,
1209
01:22:15.880 --> 01:22:16.560
but it goes better to the woman, eh than to the man.
1210
01:22:16.600 --> 01:22:19.199
And if yes more so, then
of course Güey matures, because you are
1211
01:22:19.560 --> 01:22:25.159
facing an event of life in which
you have to but suddenly judge so lightly
1212
01:22:26.439 --> 01:22:30.159
also Güey, so that other behaviors
just, because you are already mother and
1213
01:22:30.199 --> 01:22:34.800
you are doing it alone, because
it does not give you the right to
1214
01:22:34.880 --> 01:22:40.720
judge other people, but to see
why you believe. Yes, I'
1215
01:22:40.760 --> 01:22:43.439
m entitled to it It' s
not time. I can do it straight,
1216
01:22:44.600 --> 01:22:48.199
but you can always give them to
the blackberries I always do, the
1217
01:22:48.279 --> 01:22:53.119
dolls that got drunk as a teenager, I know them, that is,
1218
01:22:53.119 --> 01:22:55.640
I see them on facebook. I
pinched old women traveling the world Colombia and
1219
01:22:55.720 --> 01:23:00.319
the fucking kid, that is,
sending my son from Neilandia and I see
1220
01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:03.199
my comrades getting pregnant. They got
their old lady pregnant when they were young
1221
01:23:03.239 --> 01:23:08.159
and the teenager saw in the fex
the vato, teaching like this with a
1222
01:23:08.239 --> 01:23:11.479
guitar on a porch of his mother' s house in chancle gay paw with
1223
01:23:11.600 --> 01:23:15.399
my son singing a go or not, that is to say an arjona.
1224
01:23:15.079 --> 01:23:19.079
It was this bato he keeps seeing
with his mom wey and the mom passes
1225
01:23:19.319 --> 01:23:25.039
a camera so wey wey kicked yes, lord of the bouquets, the women
1226
01:23:25.039 --> 01:23:30.479
will do better, because also if
it is a very dense fuel sometimes the
1227
01:23:30.600 --> 01:23:32.399
lovelessness that is and there are bats
that if they pass the dick yes,
1228
01:23:32.760 --> 01:23:36.000
if there is a lot in the
güey cha two thousand a semester, yes
1229
01:23:36.079 --> 01:23:41.119
veteranally we we we wey that happens
to you is güey, because that is
1230
01:23:41.199 --> 01:23:44.000
why the laws have had to be
changed. No more, there are also
1231
01:23:44.039 --> 01:23:45.760
morts that give me thirty- five
perme, for if the child is the
1232
01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:49.399
after- government wey who eats wey
wey yes, if you there san fill
1233
01:23:49.399 --> 01:23:51.800
of calm, you give him for
the child and suddenly comes with the tits
1234
01:23:51.920 --> 01:23:57.239
operated, says wey the boy Güey
and the child ends him dancing it and
1235
01:23:57.399 --> 01:24:02.199
wey with books lined, with paper
change buying me instead of crayons colors of
1236
01:24:02.800 --> 01:24:10.760
snow white. If you don'
t get her in, don' t
1237
01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:14.720
get her in there anymore. The
Montandiu was too full of stuff to be
1238
01:24:14.760 --> 01:24:23.520
the Duo Hey. When you start
smoking, turn on other arms, either
1239
01:24:24.159 --> 01:24:34.880
or don' t put the little
god you wey put on it hear you
1240
01:24:34.880 --> 01:24:40.520
never bought cigars outside loose out of
the prepa or I commend them to see
1241
01:24:40.560 --> 01:24:42.399
carnal clear, you put up your
dick with a cardboard was of the substances.
1242
01:24:42.479 --> 01:24:45.079
It wasn' t alcohol and alcohol
and cicada, alcohol and cigar.
1243
01:24:45.199 --> 01:24:48.760
If first fart, I remember my
first fart, coming out of a fifteen
1244
01:24:49.279 --> 01:24:54.199
- year- old compadre, we
got out of those that wey was also
1245
01:24:54.840 --> 01:24:59.039
a noodle dagger, because it was
always this rebellion to say that things to
1246
01:24:59.119 --> 01:25:02.640
the tours weren' t so cool
and always passed you that noose rebellion is
1247
01:25:02.640 --> 01:25:05.520
from Lycia. There' s no
chida be pane chido. And if we
1248
01:25:05.560 --> 01:25:11.319
had squealed guerÃas, then wey nothing, nothing would change. But you were
1249
01:25:11.399 --> 01:25:14.960
leaving early when you were fifteen,
because you were the rebel, not that
1250
01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:16.720
of and you were saying pinche.
This isn' t cool And done I
1251
01:25:16.760 --> 01:25:19.520
' m going to see him fucking
dance and I' m not going to
1252
01:25:19.600 --> 01:25:23.640
talk and ask you to a certain
yes, not knowing why wey I remember
1253
01:25:23.800 --> 01:25:27.680
once doing that we got to a
super feel instead of being left at the
1254
01:25:27.760 --> 01:25:31.199
chicken house and we bought a president. You didn' t pass me that
1255
01:25:31.279 --> 01:25:34.279
was my first fart with that you
can clean up. I ran out wey
1256
01:25:34.359 --> 01:25:38.560
I put on a wey shrink to
see I had a chicken balcony. I
1257
01:25:38.600 --> 01:25:43.399
remember you turned it around. With
coca cola, President, with coca cola
1258
01:25:43.800 --> 01:25:46.560
and I had never experienced the feeling
of being taken and dick, the complete
1259
01:25:47.079 --> 01:25:50.600
crockery in the mother, we threw
it as freebey compa on the balcony.
1260
01:25:51.159 --> 01:25:59.199
It' s a bunch of fucking
Neanderthals carrying the puncturing chinga food we had
1261
01:25:59.279 --> 01:26:00.960
ate in the night. No.
No, no, no, a carnal
1262
01:26:01.079 --> 01:26:06.119
shitter. And it was also like
when the first fist, the first kiss,
1263
01:26:06.319 --> 01:26:11.399
the first drunkenness. It was what
this is, Güey, and it
1264
01:26:11.479 --> 01:26:13.560
' s an analysis. The fart
is that they are farts that you don
1265
01:26:13.640 --> 01:26:19.119
' t realize until after they are
the compa, s or the new hydaba
1266
01:26:19.199 --> 01:26:24.399
you are opening up, Güey and
it is a new world and then how
1267
01:26:24.439 --> 01:26:27.159
raw the next day, Güey,
you don' t get up a pinche,
1268
01:26:27.520 --> 01:26:32.039
chicken broth and you play fút wey
and you stay all day talking about
1269
01:26:32.399 --> 01:26:36.000
the annex CD dick and you don' t go counting all week of Ramira,
1270
01:26:36.000 --> 01:26:41.079
it got well fart. It'
s like your triumph and you remember
1271
01:26:41.119 --> 01:26:44.760
that the noses even make pyramids with
the cans of the cheves that they take
1272
01:26:44.880 --> 01:26:47.479
and take a picture without a shirt
with the pinches wey wey gives time of
1273
01:26:47.560 --> 01:26:53.319
type coming is with the panties out
and pants well lying down güey and always
1274
01:26:53.399 --> 01:27:00.319
making them güey hears and then there
were your times that grab as and peace
1275
01:27:00.359 --> 01:27:04.159
all calabrado the dick goes to itself
güey wey that time is that it was
1276
01:27:04.239 --> 01:27:09.800
a lot to presume that it was
the güey that wey tell him Cabrón has
1277
01:27:09.840 --> 01:27:14.880
been since now been a sucking wey
tell us wey tell Juancho since he prayed
1278
01:27:14.880 --> 01:27:17.479
it from the two, Cabrón,
from the two o' clock and that
1279
01:27:17.479 --> 01:27:18.760
' s all that is the teen' s fart. It' s that
1280
01:27:18.800 --> 01:27:24.079
you look at me, I kill
you, and I kill you, and
1281
01:27:24.159 --> 01:27:29.520
all the talk about it' s
that he' s not suckin' wey
1282
01:27:30.279 --> 01:27:32.479
because you have to suck weyte güey, and I suckin' wey, and
1283
01:27:32.479 --> 01:27:36.439
all of a sudden, when you
start, you want to go and you
1284
01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:42.279
see that out there and you say
that wey gate wey, I check that
1285
01:27:42.319 --> 01:27:45.600
he has this therapy and he was
looking at me like this I was looking
1286
01:27:45.680 --> 01:27:50.000
at me and he' s looking
at me and he' s looking at
1287
01:27:50.039 --> 01:27:55.439
me and he' s looking at
me, and he' s looking at
1288
01:27:55.560 --> 01:27:56.159
me, and he' s looking
at me and he' s looking at
1289
01:27:56.159 --> 01:27:56.159
me, and he' s looking
at me, and he' s just
1290
01:27:56.159 --> 01:27:56.159
starting to make you more ashamed of
what you' re doing without what you
1291
01:27:56.159 --> 01:27:56.159
' re doing the chili water and
you' re throwing up on top of
1292
01:27:56.159 --> 01:27:57.479
the aquachiles güey wey wey, a
camera mamate wey. The joke is to
1293
01:27:57.560 --> 01:28:00.399
keep sucking. We have to get
this way after we get out of here
1294
01:28:00.479 --> 01:28:01.600
where we' re going to suck. If the dick is, but everything
1295
01:28:01.920 --> 01:28:06.000
revolves around two more. And if
wey when you have to think, you
1296
01:28:06.159 --> 01:28:11.359
' ve been talking about four hours
talking about you' re sucking and two
1297
01:28:11.439 --> 01:28:16.840
cheves and two packs of cigars and
three black pearls that wey- ey that
1298
01:28:16.920 --> 01:28:20.399
I suddenly remember, wey and I
start sucking the donkey a mouth of the
1299
01:28:20.600 --> 01:28:25.239
udm pipi and Pippi that lives,
that brings a earring there that is of
1300
01:28:25.640 --> 01:28:30.600
tabasco wey and that has the super
hairy wey that the moor is like that
1301
01:28:30.640 --> 01:28:36.640
and it has braids and she calls
her janie joupping the wey life is fine,
1302
01:28:38.840 --> 01:28:42.359
we' re getting all wet if
it' s okay, I say
1303
01:28:42.439 --> 01:28:45.279
lose in her carnal, because net
is a process in which suddenly we'
1304
01:28:45.319 --> 01:28:48.479
re talking about fifteen, seventeen,
but we' re forgetting that of the
1305
01:28:48.560 --> 01:28:51.840
twenty- one still isn' t
a pinche adors five for the twenty-
1306
01:28:51.840 --> 01:28:55.880
one. I saw a donkey get
into someone' s mouth, so your
1307
01:28:56.000 --> 01:29:00.520
farts are starting to rise. Yeah, all of a sudden there' s
1308
01:29:00.560 --> 01:29:04.439
your pal who' s on the
fart, the whole table full of charrons,
1309
01:29:05.680 --> 01:29:11.239
José Cuervo, cans, cheve bottles, three liters of square. That
1310
01:29:11.279 --> 01:29:14.640
' s all there is to it, Valentina sauce, San Luis sauce and
1311
01:29:14.720 --> 01:29:18.520
suddenly in the middle of a song
of sonmfor ioane you see your partner get
1312
01:29:18.560 --> 01:29:25.279
to the table. Yeah, I
was wondering what' s going on,
1313
01:29:25.479 --> 01:29:29.119
what' s going on, what, what, oh, what he wants
1314
01:29:29.199 --> 01:29:30.960
to get to and at that point
you don' t wonder, but right
1315
01:29:30.960 --> 01:29:35.840
now, it' s when I' m ready, it' s what,
1316
01:29:35.840 --> 01:29:36.000
and dads don' t think they' re even judging you. I
1317
01:29:36.000 --> 01:29:40.720
watch my whole adolescence. Brother,
I grabbed the fart at home I always
1318
01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:45.600
more than going to antrush A long
time I got together at friends' house
1319
01:29:45.640 --> 01:29:49.439
and I think my uncles listened to
the conversations you used to fuck about my
1320
01:29:50.159 --> 01:29:53.119
güey is there and I don'
t know, because I don' t
1321
01:29:53.119 --> 01:29:55.279
know if they were scared or not. But be it said, these are
1322
01:29:55.399 --> 01:29:59.560
some güey assholes, that is here, I have no future or inventor of
1323
01:29:59.640 --> 01:30:01.079
anything good. If it' s
here, he' s not going to
1324
01:30:01.279 --> 01:30:05.079
see any politicians or anyone who pulls
for you or when I' m 20,
1325
01:30:05.359 --> 01:30:06.319
I start smoking mota and screaming.
Yeah, I want to know who
1326
01:30:06.479 --> 01:30:12.760
started all this. Ba lo clip
the speck, who was the one who
1327
01:30:12.840 --> 01:30:17.399
said this is the speck. It
was carnal curiosity, but it wasn'
1328
01:30:17.760 --> 01:30:20.760
t that big a neighborhood. It
wasn' t so much a neighborhood issue
1329
01:30:20.920 --> 01:30:27.680
it was more like curiosity. I
don' t know what content we started
1330
01:30:27.960 --> 01:30:30.119
consuming maybe cs jacas movies. I
had a lot to do with it,
1331
01:30:30.279 --> 01:30:32.239
but I can see if you noticed, they' re gonna get you the
1332
01:30:32.239 --> 01:30:34.199
speck when you' re 20.
I remember. They were the first connected.
1333
01:30:34.319 --> 01:30:41.000
They were a carnal adrenaline, said
dilator, my first dialer did not
1334
01:30:41.000 --> 01:30:45.439
frentitino, no, no, no, it remained light one day thrown to
1335
01:30:45.079 --> 01:30:48.720
beat to see if it was strong
and those first connected and you will no
1336
01:30:48.720 --> 01:30:51.640
longer sell. I' ll see
you there. I' ll meet you
1337
01:30:51.760 --> 01:30:56.520
there, on the walmar of Lazarus' Furt cart. I see them dairy
1338
01:30:57.319 --> 01:31:00.640
three PM. You' re three, five. It turns me back,
1339
01:31:00.800 --> 01:31:04.039
I go to the dick and it
was that I ask three hundred balls from
1340
01:31:04.199 --> 01:31:11.000
each compa and between five buy a
quarter of an ounce for a thousand pesos,
1341
01:31:11.239 --> 01:31:14.399
but now it is a crispina s
that cocks Kushi tell you in ugar
1342
01:31:14.439 --> 01:31:17.680
wey right now no mames give you
in a boat of pringles wey a lady
1343
01:31:17.680 --> 01:31:20.159
with a baby in stain. Before, yes, it still touched me.
1344
01:31:20.560 --> 01:31:25.359
It' s not very illegal,
but I don' t remember why I
1345
01:31:25.359 --> 01:31:29.720
started smoking mota, but the talks
you have when you start swearing to see
1346
01:31:29.800 --> 01:31:34.319
is an asshole you say that güey
everything is what I' ve seen,
1347
01:31:34.800 --> 01:31:42.920
that it' s the consumption of
substances from me I' m still young
1348
01:31:42.920 --> 01:31:48.920
that' s not. But if
you think you' re philosophizing, well
1349
01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:53.560
cock and you leave when you bite
them that or I don' t know
1350
01:31:53.680 --> 01:31:56.960
the band gets mushrooms or even noses. All the gossip is talking about how
1351
01:31:57.039 --> 01:32:00.079
you' re getting stuck with what
you got yourself if it' s for
1352
01:32:00.079 --> 01:32:04.960
use. He put me in a
wey- buddy wey- buddy wey-
1353
01:32:05.279 --> 01:32:08.399
buddy He' s got some sirins
in there. Seven days I gave him
1354
01:32:08.439 --> 01:32:10.880
I mean, it' s like
the game wey that' s the game.
1355
01:32:11.079 --> 01:32:15.159
It' s when you' re
teenagers, who did more, who,
1356
01:32:15.600 --> 01:32:18.720
who gave him four days taking us
follow him and we were on the
1357
01:32:18.760 --> 01:32:23.000
rails and then we went to a
ranch, a yen sanchan a good and
1358
01:32:23.000 --> 01:32:25.439
then we followed him in the dam. But that' s the game and
1359
01:32:25.520 --> 01:32:27.000
it' s been compared already Güey, it' s already going to be.
1360
01:32:27.840 --> 01:32:33.119
There comes a point where you say
you already hear and already you have
1361
01:32:33.159 --> 01:32:36.039
fallen in love with a baton,
like what it was. This was the
1362
01:32:36.079 --> 01:32:40.920
one about not having wool on dates, mate, that' s being watching
1363
01:32:41.000 --> 01:32:46.039
the mock not asking for the big
bonnels, Güey, because you bring in
1364
01:32:46.159 --> 01:32:49.279
three hundred and fifty balls, no
more, and the bill is going to
1365
01:32:49.359 --> 01:32:54.520
be five hundred in the franc for
you to go to the Frank that dicks
1366
01:32:54.640 --> 01:32:59.159
take out the Frank vape the antines
and put you to the wings, to
1367
01:32:59.159 --> 01:33:01.760
the vasconcelos. H h h chin
ya. Doing there is true and you
1368
01:33:01.760 --> 01:33:05.880
walk, but wishing that the mouth
does not ask for anything more or dessert,
1369
01:33:06.880 --> 01:33:09.439
because you do not even bring for
the tip. That' s right.
1370
01:33:09.560 --> 01:33:13.359
It' s your turn to make
this güey a borrowed dog. I
1371
01:33:13.439 --> 01:33:19.000
' m holding on to my boss. I also asked the carri to save
1372
01:33:19.079 --> 01:33:26.000
the motel not to bring it.
At the time of dating, uncomfortable,
1373
01:33:27.239 --> 01:33:30.960
I came to apply, but it
didn' t come out that I didn
1374
01:33:30.960 --> 01:33:32.880
' t bring much money. And
obviously for me back then it wasn'
1375
01:33:33.439 --> 01:33:36.239
t the way out. It was
the living rooms. When I started that
1376
01:33:36.359 --> 01:33:40.439
coming you opened the menu of the
small rooms and came to you the cabin
1377
01:33:40.520 --> 01:33:43.600
where the story made you burned the
cabin and the dick was the mom.
1378
01:33:43.680 --> 01:33:46.000
If you remember what it was like
when the living rooms were good dicks.
1379
01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:50.720
Güey is at the top of those
stalls were the chidas and the best smells
1380
01:33:50.960 --> 01:33:55.800
she tasted, which were when the
Monterrey salt courts started. What did I
1381
01:33:55.960 --> 01:34:00.000
do Carnal, I went and bought
a Caesar pizza I don' t want
1382
01:34:00.000 --> 01:34:03.520
anymore. It was the hot dick
with big ham ham, the bite of
1383
01:34:03.520 --> 01:34:09.800
mortal and cock and I was leaving. I' m telling the foundry when
1384
01:34:09.880 --> 01:34:13.039
the foundry wasn' t what it
was yet, but there was a part
1385
01:34:13.600 --> 01:34:15.199
you could go and put me there
with it. That' s what they
1386
01:34:15.199 --> 01:34:17.439
look like. I' m just
telling things about Monterrey, but you don
1387
01:34:17.479 --> 01:34:19.720
' t get where in the context
for me to understand. The people elsewhere
1388
01:34:19.800 --> 01:34:23.760
are a park where they do is
more the one for the north, which
1389
01:34:23.840 --> 01:34:30.439
is a great one and because it
was free wey were crowded squares and I
1390
01:34:30.560 --> 01:34:33.800
came and I put one I wanted
to do the romantic, put a basket,
1391
01:34:34.760 --> 01:34:42.319
I put a picnic and we talked
about what wey happened because the blackberry
1392
01:34:42.359 --> 01:34:45.319
you liked you are eating a pizza, touched the pinch pansota and passed a
1393
01:34:45.359 --> 01:34:49.079
vato doing exercise and running because it
had just passed the Kart series and already
1394
01:34:49.560 --> 01:34:54.720
the track left that ran weyes weys
passed in chiqui chors almost coming out of
1395
01:34:54.800 --> 01:34:56.399
the sucking dick and it was pure
distraction from falling in love. It was
1396
01:34:56.520 --> 01:34:59.800
nothing wey and something else, that
is, I shit when you had to
1397
01:35:00.399 --> 01:35:03.319
either eat or throw him right in
the car. Those are the differences of
1398
01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:06.880
saying what you' re saying.
Are we going to the role? Let
1399
01:35:06.960 --> 01:35:11.960
' s go to the role,
But, because that' s also where
1400
01:35:12.079 --> 01:35:15.399
it' s good not to bring
anything so that you can also see if
1401
01:35:15.560 --> 01:35:19.319
the morra is coming out Güey,
because it is, because also from there
1402
01:35:19.319 --> 01:35:23.800
already warns you the morrilla. How' s it going to be if you
1403
01:35:23.880 --> 01:35:27.119
suddenly got to the chillies and started
asking for the asshole and then it didn
1404
01:35:27.199 --> 01:35:30.359
' t end and dis this at
all, don' t suck, because
1405
01:35:30.479 --> 01:35:36.720
that' s what dating is for
too or that you assholes go to the
1406
01:35:36.760 --> 01:35:41.680
gutter in the tell you he calls
you a libear, but those are already
1407
01:35:41.760 --> 01:35:43.560
salts of twenty- three, twenty- four and they say that you already
1408
01:35:43.560 --> 01:35:44.760
bring up a credit one. That' s where we were just in case.
1409
01:35:44.760 --> 01:35:46.399
And that' s where the muzzles
also start to get more picuas and
1410
01:35:46.520 --> 01:35:51.439
there are batos. It also depends
on who wants the most. There are
1411
01:35:51.520 --> 01:35:56.600
batos that also bite. They'
re making them get paid for a blow
1412
01:35:56.760 --> 01:36:00.279
job because they know they' re
dying for them. Of course it'
1413
01:36:00.319 --> 01:36:02.079
s not always the batos we can
afford. There' s bellies that are
1414
01:36:02.159 --> 01:36:05.159
good in thunderbolts. You know what
those shoes are that are big for them.
1415
01:36:05.479 --> 01:36:09.520
Yeah, that' s if those
old ladies pay cats what they'
1416
01:36:10.159 --> 01:36:12.960
re called the ones that aren'
t with the güeys. Like you said,
1417
01:36:13.039 --> 01:36:15.119
you know who. They usually get
snogged, left, left behind,
1418
01:36:15.520 --> 01:36:23.359
or mistreated the secretary, and if
those weys are as they' re already
1419
01:36:23.399 --> 01:36:25.720
used to being sent by their boss, that' s what they' re
1420
01:36:25.720 --> 01:36:29.119
bad at. They usually grab batos
and pay them all. If you'
1421
01:36:29.199 --> 01:36:31.520
re a scoundrel, you' re
a scoundrel, and you' re a
1422
01:36:31.600 --> 01:36:36.520
scoundrel in your life, mate,
fuck a güey secretary because she pays you
1423
01:36:36.600 --> 01:36:40.479
to Josefinos' firm on the fart. Yeah, güey, everyone with office
1424
01:36:40.600 --> 01:36:45.760
pants, hang up here and hang
up here the jinx. If you see
1425
01:36:45.840 --> 01:36:49.760
her eating in a gallery shortfoot or
anywhere, she' s single, because
1426
01:36:49.760 --> 01:36:54.560
they always walk around with shit,
shit, shit, shit that spends their
1427
01:36:54.640 --> 01:36:57.279
bums There, there' s,
well, there' s very good,
1428
01:36:57.680 --> 01:37:00.880
very good teacher the foot corts.
Chequense You realize it' s not his
1429
01:37:00.000 --> 01:37:04.560
bato, because then you see them
Godines. Then you can also get to
1430
01:37:04.680 --> 01:37:09.000
gossip you get bored that they are
with batos alone, because they are their
1431
01:37:09.119 --> 01:37:12.439
companions of jale yes and in the
joints are the nostrils that they have left
1432
01:37:12.439 --> 01:37:14.479
win the shoe. I mean,
if you see the pazapato falling on them
1433
01:37:14.760 --> 01:37:16.560
and there' s a space between
the heel and the tip of the shoe.
1434
01:37:17.079 --> 01:37:20.439
Those bitches can pay you for the
dick that chido that exist in the
1435
01:37:20.520 --> 01:37:30.000
thunderbolts have so much if ah the
priceing thing. She' s a very
1436
01:37:30.159 --> 01:37:30.640
teenage girl that Güey smoked. You
remember they' re coming at me.
1437
01:37:30.680 --> 01:37:33.399
I' ve been dried up right
now by a macua rat and I was
1438
01:37:33.560 --> 01:37:38.920
doing it here, here Güey and
there are batos that still bring it that
1439
01:37:38.920 --> 01:37:44.600
if I was incarnated or your friend, put on your friend, it was
1440
01:37:44.720 --> 01:37:45.880
potentially if I gave him the pale. When they pierced him that he was
1441
01:37:46.000 --> 01:37:51.800
giving them the pale Güey, they
were getting yellowish Güey, but almost pes
1442
01:37:51.920 --> 01:37:56.880
ay Güey, la Güey, a
coke, a mother wey there were people
1443
01:37:56.920 --> 01:38:00.119
who went well nothing poet or Güey. There were more than two fainting Güey
1444
01:38:00.239 --> 01:38:08.079
and compare pierced your eyelid Güey and
there was a race that picked up the
1445
01:38:08.119 --> 01:38:11.279
intestines with shovels in their comic nombre. Swallow me a coke. Güey I
1446
01:38:11.840 --> 01:38:17.600
remember you. When my boss found
out that you' re telling me Güey,
1447
01:38:18.880 --> 01:38:28.960
you' re making yourself look like
a man and you want a coke.
1448
01:38:30.479 --> 01:38:43.520
When tejajj with whom he hears look, I found out that my boss
1449
01:38:43.760 --> 01:38:51.439
who tells me my whole month'
s daughter who wants me to be bandit
1450
01:38:51.640 --> 01:39:00.560
the see gave me the rija to
my curce a comrade and came to his
1451
01:39:00.680 --> 01:39:02.800
house and tells him dad just punched
me and Joe, where is the piercing
1452
01:39:03.000 --> 01:39:09.319
hol no palparcingja, not my boss, that chill. My boss realized that
1453
01:39:09.359 --> 01:39:12.840
I had a foot under my chajiste
tongue, because yes, güey, this
1454
01:39:12.920 --> 01:39:15.239
je uno, but he realized that
I' m leaving I mean what you
1455
01:39:15.239 --> 01:39:20.800
bring there and I said Güey i
per Worther To me they look like the
1456
01:39:20.800 --> 01:39:25.279
batos that make a tattoollo well scared
wey and as a teenager and so arrive
1457
01:39:25.720 --> 01:39:30.960
the vacos that fart wey ink my
skin tita bastard, because a fucking mole
1458
01:39:30.079 --> 01:39:33.479
wey I don' t know that
you have panties. You don' t
1459
01:39:34.079 --> 01:39:36.279
know too, and obviously, motherwarras. I' ve got a lot of
1460
01:39:36.439 --> 01:39:40.279
friends that' s what Güey does
and that' s why he threw a
1461
01:39:40.279 --> 01:39:44.239
car. But when he got tattooed
in a sentence of something I already understood,
1462
01:39:44.640 --> 01:39:47.439
that' s like a rule that
if you get tattooed, that a
1463
01:39:47.520 --> 01:39:50.920
sentence that you forget your friends and
dick because you' re a shit and
1464
01:39:51.039 --> 01:39:57.920
the most forgotten, that is,
if you need to remember is like the
1465
01:39:58.000 --> 01:40:00.840
footballers that says victory and joel ah
so that they don' t forget the
1466
01:40:00.960 --> 01:40:05.800
kids go for a chingo Weys and
to Chile the band that gets tattooed that
1467
01:40:05.880 --> 01:40:11.199
thust nowane and the dick that it' s not or asshole Cabron, you
1468
01:40:11.319 --> 01:40:14.119
don' t know that wey wey
we don' t stop trusting Güey.
1469
01:40:14.199 --> 01:40:18.079
If you live with Nike' s
slogan phases and those blowjobs yes güey,
1470
01:40:18.439 --> 01:40:21.960
because Chile, if it' s
five, tacos for ten pesos, because
1471
01:40:23.680 --> 01:40:26.600
if it' s one day,
one day, I' m going to
1472
01:40:27.039 --> 01:40:30.840
have the ability I wish I let
you r is that those to me embolden
1473
01:40:30.920 --> 01:40:36.000
my sleeves, for example, so
when you have the freedom that I'
1474
01:40:36.079 --> 01:40:38.560
m tattooing, because my body pinch, canvas and I look good dick.
1475
01:40:39.439 --> 01:40:45.159
But when the band gets tattooed so
that others find out and or want to
1476
01:40:45.199 --> 01:40:48.640
tell them it' s like that
I' m like there was a programmer
1477
01:40:48.880 --> 01:40:51.079
that defines this phrase and that the
bato always. This is the phrase that
1478
01:40:51.159 --> 01:40:55.800
defines me güey. If you look
at güey, it says here it'
1479
01:40:56.560 --> 01:40:59.840
s my mantra and it says wey
let me local partner me josa Fewok.
1480
01:41:00.399 --> 01:41:05.159
My body needs ink chingas to your
tempt mother wey I tell you one thing
1481
01:41:05.279 --> 01:41:10.800
that to me, in particular,
I was curious about the güeyes that put
1482
01:41:11.600 --> 01:41:15.960
on piercing that even the I you
saw a normal bato and then put on
1483
01:41:16.039 --> 01:41:20.720
piercing. The next day I was
dressed differently like that prickly piece of staple
1484
01:41:20.840 --> 01:41:25.159
colera and I opened his trust and
they said you' re already someone different.
1485
01:41:25.239 --> 01:41:28.640
You' re not just any asshole
or the band that tattoos that resilience
1486
01:41:28.760 --> 01:41:30.119
and cock and but if you tattoo
it that well, kid that you didn
1487
01:41:30.199 --> 01:41:34.039
' t even have the balls to
hold a fucking güey needle and you want
1488
01:41:34.239 --> 01:41:39.840
to talk to me about güey resilience
or the pussies that get like this a
1489
01:41:39.880 --> 01:41:43.840
little hilito like that an infinity here
that you don' t mam you want
1490
01:41:44.000 --> 01:41:45.680
there to be immediately güey when you' re a teenager, you realize the
1491
01:41:45.800 --> 01:41:49.520
old one that loves it, the
one that puts an infinity here is that
1492
01:41:49.600 --> 01:41:55.000
needs attention, but the one that
had on their backs low a few güey
1493
01:41:55.079 --> 01:42:00.960
eyes to cover the carnal stars and
you tell the truth tattoos of mantras that
1494
01:42:00.960 --> 01:42:03.439
connect these parts, that is to
lower train. You know this is Mamadon,
1495
01:42:03.760 --> 01:42:08.640
it' s Mom where I draft
on the first date, and it
1496
01:42:08.880 --> 01:42:17.520
' s this gonorrhea and Mom where
burr is s gets to high school,
1497
01:42:18.600 --> 01:42:21.039
hunts down the race and dayana I' m gonna miss you. We'
1498
01:42:21.159 --> 01:42:26.760
re the girlfriends whore- cut whore
who gets the dick. You' re
1499
01:42:26.800 --> 01:42:29.680
going to give yourself a government one. I go to Tech those separations in
1500
01:42:29.800 --> 01:42:34.359
sad high school when you know flat
out that the nerdillo is going to have
1501
01:42:34.399 --> 01:42:38.439
scholarship in the TEC s in the
Tech and logo already liked the ure and
1502
01:42:38.840 --> 01:42:44.159
you will cebu the UVM UVM to
the UVM in summits and the dick with
1503
01:42:44.239 --> 01:42:48.680
one with a pinche malameter. If
on the subway you' re also going
1504
01:42:49.600 --> 01:42:56.119
to find your future girlfriend who'
s going to make you a wey with
1505
01:42:56.119 --> 01:42:58.560
one of the inter- Americans.
No, no, the game doesn'
1506
01:42:58.600 --> 01:43:01.000
t start in the prepa already to
the dick and the cucumbers fight, because
1507
01:43:01.359 --> 01:43:05.159
I give you a laptop and you
sign up ea is already there. Keizer,
1508
01:43:05.920 --> 01:43:09.840
I remember that when I started going
to good, I graduated high school
1509
01:43:09.880 --> 01:43:13.920
from that and I was opening the
Tech millenium Towers and giving you a laptop.
1510
01:43:14.600 --> 01:43:17.399
If you described yourself as good.
I mean, it was a good
1511
01:43:17.399 --> 01:43:21.960
incentive,' cause that face that
techmilanium gives you a laptop. Several compass
1512
01:43:23.039 --> 01:43:26.720
signed up That' s why Güey
and I came out with the laptop,
1513
01:43:27.000 --> 01:43:30.359
ran them, and one gave him
full of mucus. I couldn' t
1514
01:43:30.439 --> 01:43:32.399
even chop his pal mouse. He
had no hair on his back. The
1515
01:43:32.520 --> 01:43:42.039
space bar sounded like fresh, just
as h listened to you on a mattress
1516
01:43:42.159 --> 01:43:45.359
when you were pressed, shaded to
see and a little game came out.
1517
01:43:45.439 --> 01:43:49.199
So on the outside. But hey, but it' s cruel because we
1518
01:43:49.319 --> 01:43:51.720
all had that time where I made
your camera, uh, Roberto, Chilean,
1519
01:43:53.119 --> 01:43:55.479
even if you had in Apodaca.
I' m looking at St Peter
1520
01:43:55.479 --> 01:43:59.680
' s. We' re gonna
keep seeing your dad. I' ll
1521
01:43:59.760 --> 01:44:02.159
tell my uncles. I love them
very much at two weeks. We'
1522
01:44:02.199 --> 01:44:04.840
re gonna get together. It'
s just that I' m already hanging
1523
01:44:04.880 --> 01:44:10.039
out with the wey racers that that' s the one I' m going
1524
01:44:10.159 --> 01:44:14.520
to see, I' m going
to get together I' m not going
1525
01:44:14.600 --> 01:44:16.079
to the wey race it was painful
to hear it for many of the wey
1526
01:44:16.079 --> 01:44:17.399
preparation what the restaurant was called.
They changed me, she tells me.
1527
01:44:17.600 --> 01:44:21.920
They told him that I was in
the square party of AgustÃn Bill something like
1528
01:44:21.960 --> 01:44:26.600
this, Dad the Popes Vill I
met with the comrades and we went to
1529
01:44:26.640 --> 01:44:30.640
the nandas and the coffee Iguanas and
suddenly we go to the popes Bills and
1530
01:44:30.680 --> 01:44:33.960
I WEY where it happens is that
I go with those of my career wey
1531
01:44:34.039 --> 01:44:38.039
for the popes Vill has not let
me enter the Pope Vilanse then that no,
1532
01:44:38.399 --> 01:44:40.319
because I do remember that it was
and I went to the coffee Wano
1533
01:44:40.319 --> 01:44:42.560
wey was good place. That one
was fresh. There was also the one
1534
01:44:42.640 --> 01:44:45.479
that was going voice to him Iban
Bostes and then later I said no more
1535
01:44:45.560 --> 01:44:46.479
I do not meet with him.
Because the batos were coming together. Oh
1536
01:44:46.520 --> 01:44:50.479
wey is colder, and they accepted
you into a good pear. It was
1537
01:44:50.840 --> 01:44:54.760
at that stage. It was that
I remember my mom yor or when they
1538
01:44:54.800 --> 01:44:58.760
accepted me on the CD a good
school. There' s lagoni' s
1539
01:44:58.800 --> 01:45:01.119
dick what a fart and shit,
but then you can see that a band
1540
01:45:01.239 --> 01:45:06.520
fucker went to other prepas just like
not so fucking and shitty, but because
1541
01:45:06.600 --> 01:45:10.119
they didn' t accept them in
the one they loved you. Güey,
1542
01:45:10.600 --> 01:45:15.760
So, that' s where these
little relics start, too, because even
1543
01:45:15.680 --> 01:45:19.840
if you are, for example,
in many were at seven o' clock
1544
01:45:19.920 --> 01:45:23.760
at seven, which is also fine, Verga has a lot of level,
1545
01:45:24.079 --> 01:45:27.359
but they had presented to enter the
SIDEV and from there they didn' t
1546
01:45:27.359 --> 01:45:30.079
give him. We played fut against
them. Güey and I remember, I
1547
01:45:30.119 --> 01:45:32.720
sent you a hug from a chingo
band. I met at seven weys but
1548
01:45:33.279 --> 01:45:38.159
there was that mommy since there were
several people who had wanted to come in
1549
01:45:38.239 --> 01:45:39.920
here and the fuck hadn' t
come in, they hadn' t come
1550
01:45:39.920 --> 01:45:42.039
in. And you do, then, yes, well, I have a
1551
01:45:42.039 --> 01:45:44.680
dog. And if you didn'
t go to 2 o' clock or
1552
01:45:44.840 --> 01:45:47.720
if you didn' t go to
15 o' clock, at 15 o
1553
01:45:47.800 --> 01:45:51.039
' clock, Florida also in a
downtown high school that' s almost that
1554
01:45:51.079 --> 01:45:53.399
uni game because, well, you
put the prepas you want to be in.
1555
01:45:53.520 --> 01:45:57.960
Room three Güey there are several sincere
good endings in one of nine,
1556
01:45:58.239 --> 01:46:00.760
nine, from there I think,
no, no, it' s not
1557
01:46:00.840 --> 01:46:03.720
from mitres, which one is behind
the SAMS. Nine is nine, but
1558
01:46:03.720 --> 01:46:06.760
nine five isn' t, it' s behind the SAMS, it'
1559
01:46:08.039 --> 01:46:10.279
s my own. After that,
good old ladies. I, when I
1560
01:46:10.359 --> 01:46:13.960
was pretty hot, I fucked an
old lady. That' s where you
1561
01:46:14.039 --> 01:46:18.279
' ll learn or j ge n
the Good Okay. Gentlemen, uh,
1562
01:46:23.680 --> 01:46:28.239
compadre, what memories of being a
teenager. I hope you liked the episode.
1563
01:46:28.720 --> 01:46:32.359
How long it lasted. Güey the
a lo vergo, Güey, I
1564
01:46:32.439 --> 01:46:36.640
think it' s the longest episode
we' ve ever recorded. Not Güey,
1565
01:46:36.720 --> 01:46:40.760
and then we don' t talk
about teenage girls, my kings,
1566
01:46:40.760 --> 01:46:42.640
you suffer them. No, it' s just that we' re talking
1567
01:46:42.800 --> 01:46:45.680
about our adolescence, the Iñakis over
there in Puebla, those who kick,
1568
01:46:45.680 --> 01:46:48.199
cock, cock. We can do
the second part of teenagers, my kings,
1569
01:46:49.279 --> 01:46:51.159
things of my kings, and we' ve done things of my kingdom
1570
01:46:51.159 --> 01:46:55.000
to him. No, no,
no, no, no, no,
1571
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1572
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1573
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1574
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1575
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1576
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1577
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1578
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1579
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1580
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1581
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1582
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1583
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1584
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1585
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1586
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1587
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1588
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1589
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1590
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1591
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1592
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1593
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1594
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1595
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1596
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1597
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1598
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1599
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1600
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1601
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1602
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1603
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:55.000
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1604
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:57.199
no No, and we don'
t go to those junior kids.
1605
01:46:57.239 --> 01:47:00.640
But well Tijuana, hey you June, as it goes well, goes to
1606
01:47:00.680 --> 01:47:05.880
the Micha Dijuana. Let' s
go to Tijuana which half of how many
1607
01:47:05.920 --> 01:47:12.000
tickets are half two thousand thousand three
hundred. We' ve got a thousand
1608
01:47:12.319 --> 01:47:15.359
one hundred and fifty, okay,
so we' re almost full, so
1609
01:47:15.359 --> 01:47:19.119
I don' t believe it.
How they are to work no, what
1610
01:47:19.159 --> 01:47:25.520
a fucking not loredo ok chingón mexicana
and how much it goes to a function.
1611
01:47:27.159 --> 01:47:32.000
Let' s go to the second
change we kill. It moved by
1612
01:47:32.000 --> 01:47:36.000
June 8. It' s gonna
be Friday. It' s loose I
1613
01:47:36.000 --> 01:47:39.600
say I know people are amputated,
but a boy is missing. But it
1614
01:47:39.720 --> 01:47:43.319
moved to June why, because people
were telling us nothing on Wednesday, because
1615
01:47:43.439 --> 01:47:45.239
we can' t go on and
dick. This guy' s valid.
1616
01:47:45.279 --> 01:47:47.279
Wednesday' s ticket for that one
is valid. Hey, it' s
1617
01:47:47.319 --> 01:47:49.479
gonna fill up. It' s
gonna fill up, but raservar' s
1618
01:47:49.479 --> 01:47:54.079
gonna take it badly. But because
it was Wednesday we didn' t move
1619
01:47:54.199 --> 01:47:56.520
to a date that went on a
road trip. We' re going to
1620
01:47:56.560 --> 01:48:02.399
make more mentions so that on the
8th of June I' ll show the
1621
01:48:02.399 --> 01:48:03.840
good home. Let' s hope
he' s coming to kill us.
1622
01:48:03.920 --> 01:48:05.760
They' re not asses, we' re not gonna take it the wrong
1623
01:48:05.760 --> 01:48:09.439
way. Let' s go if
you have a great time. Whatever they
1624
01:48:09.479 --> 01:48:16.800
keep doing. We' re x
Tucson and the BINIX Tubson bucker and the
1625
01:48:16.840 --> 01:48:26.720
date pediets burqueque. I' m
remembering that if he leaves the gas,
1626
01:48:26.760 --> 01:48:30.279
he' ll turn on the house. But I' ve got electric stupe
1627
01:48:30.359 --> 01:48:31.880
already farting not bad anymore, uh, well, I had a great time.
1628
01:48:31.960 --> 01:48:36.239
Carnal also recalled yesterday' s things, yesterday' s things. Take
1629
01:48:36.319 --> 01:48:43.039
care of yourself, we love you
kisses, we all have a teenager inside
1630
01:48:43.079 --> 01:48:47.640
and before we go remember in this
sentence for all teenage kids put that trout
1631
01:48:47.640 --> 01:49:00.239
kid. There are several other noses.
