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Volvimos a Mero Bar en el 2024 con ganas de contar las anécdotas de la infancia, y casi que no salimos del útero de la mamá. Es más, casi que no salimos del aparato reproductor del papá.
De este episodio, con público, que son los que más nos gusta...
Volvimos a Mero Bar en el 2024 con ganas de contar las anécdotas de la infancia, y casi que no salimos del útero de la mamá. Es más, casi que no salimos del aparato reproductor del papá.
De este episodio, con público, que son los que más nos gusta hacer, salieron perlas como la historia de Marín de Sabajón de feijoa. Solo esto pagó la boleta.
Y la iluminación que tuvimos sobre la imagen que la muerte es la misma que vemos al nacer.
En resumen: Otro episodio épico para la lista.
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It' s easy to make a
no coms lor for the orora method something.
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If it would be a Brooblin,
if they could sue us or maybe
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Witlichi for false would sound very alfraco
with pitarraqueas, if it would be very
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deman, if Sonara Chana, brother
brother or whether it was by maywe Mia
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from prince to princely is Herrima heme
all broche arbono is very rare. This
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burocchie whenever it records us in a
reggaeton. I want us to receive,
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please, with a loud applause directly
from Bogotá, director of the program tomorrow
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Express and my boss Carlos MarÃn.
Everything or, if you know it sings
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it to see to see it would
sound very skinny with rock guitar six are
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charada papito, if it were for
Mariz Cumbia from the beginning to Finni,
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how difficult rim This is a recipe
or are my pretty people. Hear where
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the women who think that men are
dogs are. Listen, I really do.
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Remember, we' re doing a
course for village speakers. Remember,
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village announcers, the best announcer of
all the cities Yes, gentlemen present,
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of frank ladies and gentlemen, the
dearest son of a Tiokia, the greatest
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personality that has given the retreat,
Ladies and gentlemen, let him fall emerald
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sweep with you, Franklin Fabián MartÃnez
Gonfanes, why others or we can greet
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us as if we were seen how
long without seeing him skinny. Here'
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s your audience We' ll escort
you Make this your show. Hey,
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I got a question to start with. Who they are, let us say
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faithful listeners of us at least half
of the year this way or not.
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Rea. I don' t mean
yes or what. That Marin is too
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charro, yes or no. I
mean, it' s not just a
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pyropop because we' re from the
same team, the same team. Let
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' s be silly. There'
s no sentence that makes him feel more
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like one of the pichon than to
say he hears. We are very happy
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because today we are celebrating a year
of first- time introductions. It is
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a applause for you public hear remember
that we are to names of Castilian paintings.
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Castilian paintings, the best cultures at
the head. They sealed the Wednesday
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chapter or they didn' t.
We' re all up to date with
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red flags. Someone writes me a
very good joke that the problem with the
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red pandra is that they usually had
good staff. That' s why it
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' s gonna be so good.
My dad liked it, but we left
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a lot of things out. There' s still the red flags, the
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red ones. I' ll be
seeing you. Let' s start the
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chapter today with the old subject.
I' ve got an assortment of lochera.
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Okay, okay, okay. They' re giving Marin a hard time
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because of the clips we uploaded,
because that Marin' s very rude It
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' s not like a little while
ago we pulled up a joke like Marin.
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The fact is that her followers are
already in years. Yes, yes,
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tomorrow' s express niche is minimal. They have the theoporosis, that
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is, it' s like a
pre- requisite that they have rc in
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the loope because it doesn' t
even give them a pedovan mother you'
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re falling down and falling down and
we' re putting on a bald spot.
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It wasn' t the joke of
the disparate teatics. They remember to
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follow the pinches, what do you
think we didn' t know. He
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heard it all very ugly. Because
no, no, no, because I
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didn' t do that with the
slime of offending these to me I am
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harmless. When you' ve seen
me making a comment. Yeah, but
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that' s decontextualized. Obviously,
there are people who don' t like
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it so much and it turns out
that I just wanted to say that I
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' m very psycho- rigid and
that when I see some shooting ethics,
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they' d feel like getting caught
right now. So it was the only
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thing, as if you were the
one who put on an exact, exact
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picture, but you didn' t
judge me any more badly, but well
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no, and you started to say
at once that you' re well-
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recorded, is that and you'
re the ones who have the eggs and
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I did have a story and one
in the bathroom. Oh, my God,
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that' s so bad of yours. I mean, I have serious
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neck problems. If then I mean
I was thinking. This morning, Marica,
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it' s my turn to travel
with a pillow because last night I
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couldn' t make any more cords
and here you see me if I'
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m not funny soon. He fucked
my neck today. I was going to
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be very funny, but it hurt
my neck. But there' s nothing
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wrong with that. I, for
example, at forty- three, am
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at that age where I feel like
peeing. After I' ve finished pissing,
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they laugh because they know what I' m talking about, right,
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but I don' t understand.
Sometimes I tell that to people and it
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' s the same thing to me. You have fourteen Madrid race check yourself,
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but it happened to me that,
for example, I urinate washed my
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hands and that feeling of humidity made
me want others to urinate. You haven
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' t happened to him, for
example, that sometimes when you ignore the
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signs of the body you say you' re going to sleep ready and you
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feel over there like three urine appetizers. But you are aware that there you
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are. But yeah, you know
hi went fucking marick Va and lay there
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those three drops. You know,
I know what to do with it.
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I use it for when I have
to get up early. I go to
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bed with those pissing gauntlets, because
I know that at 3: 30 in
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the morning I' m peeing and
I' m already up for what to
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do is horrible. Yeah, but
you know when you make that decision like
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a slut, I stop, I
don' t stop, and you stop
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and try not to open your eyes
too much so that you don' t
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get your dream lost, it'
s not how you should practice during the
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day. I also died coming and
fucking changed, because it' s that
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one makes the first attempt at night. No, no, no, faggot,
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maybe there' s a memory of
how to get there. There'
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s always a finger that sticks nothing
anymore. But if, for example,
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with the urine thing and it has
a little to do with the subject we
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are going to deal with today,
Brother, it is very charro, e
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g for all the rest, that
orita thing has a lot of time.
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It' s just that a gentleman
stands out and hears come to that.
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If this, sir, why is
so questioned today. The clapping when one
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is dancing, i e clapping is
part of the dance Eh Eh and then
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claps one and ay is an old
and at what point we lost you don
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' t know when you know that
a woman is already getting older when she
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rys gives herself a palm of the
leg, have seen her or not look
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at them and self injury already hits
the other person. That' s already
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about acting. Well, hello,
but let' s all be together.
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But speaking of clapping dancing too Marica, after you saw the society of snow,
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you no longer say the people applauding
well Marica, Yes, because mark
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the odds that you have to die. If wey bitch makes it after watching
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the movie the man lands. And
I' m also going to promote a
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cheerleader who looks at me like an
ass, but I survived if already riding
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a plane isn' t the same. He doesn' t start looking,
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and I see he' s looking
at me on the planes like they didn
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' t look at me like Marica
on the 23rd. But the other thing
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is that in the film they ate
raw meat. No. I think that
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already in the luggage you have to
triguize some chipped and I' m carrying
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it hand- bain or salt one, a blowtorch of those sushi, the
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basic kit, the basic one to
eat errand, the least bite that that
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bro no, Oreja fag, I' m also thinking of mixing not because
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it was just like in the drink
that you say no if you already provide
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this one, if child with this
and right, well no more like that
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asking. Well, if today Ramiro
saw where tomorrow marionga, I stop so
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I' m going to double.
Ramiro, today complains Marica like I fell
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ill, I change Joaquin for protection. Well, let' s talk,
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well today we' re going with
this kind of juor, uh, if
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we' re going to talk about
today' s subject, then cannibalism to
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Well, what are we going to
talk about today? German, well the
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subject tonight and I want to first
say the subject and then I' m
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going to make an important clarification.
We want to be faithful to the themes
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we put in, because sometimes we
put a theme and then a man comes
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out there that breeds five hundred sixty- eight thousand babbles out here in St
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Helena. And we want to talk
about a healthy subject and be faithful and
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another Mankedis comes out who does swinger
parties for more than eighty people. And
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then, we' re tempted to
talk about sex. Today we' re
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going to talk about not taking these
people out, get these people out.
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Let' s talk about it We' re almost a promise not to put
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in a sex joke. He doesn' t love her today, but let
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' s talk about childhood. From
the time we came in to the age
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of six, the Arjona method,
a welcome project. So there are ideas.
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Don' t touch much on the
theme of the LIX, the idea
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as well as from the beginning.
Not then. So let' s talk
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about childhood. And if there'
s someone who does swingers parties for 200,
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000 babbles, we don' t
give a shit. Okay, no,
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no, but I know in the
audience to see someone that a profession
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like that and that she was a
whore. We' re going to let
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luck not get us, but in
the end let them tell us in the
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end, because if they pay us
the same show. This is a subject
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that hits everyone, everyone, as
they were all children or not, or
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who jumped that or is already ben
my button around here now that it has
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been seen that now anything is not
losing your inner child Dale like your child
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before. The old boy of mine
was bad. I wasn' t a
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good inner child. Besides, he
was a fat kid. This little boy
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was already fat, because I'
ve had my times or you. You
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' ve been very stable in the
middle of me. I like it,
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that' s where I liked it. The milk you when you ate your
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inner child aricasi I c your inner
children there Maris tell you stop leaving the
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child I where I took the inner
child Fag I lose to go about eight
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ten kilos. That' s what
I don' t get. The one
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that Marin' s inner child is
in the room. It' s a
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living room of them, I expect
it from you. So let' s
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talk about childhood and now. I' ll come down, I' ll
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talk to the audience to tell us
something nice, ugly sad or cool about
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their childhood. First question. Usually
sad that there' s more humor there,
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because my first question is when you
were kids, it was so hot
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fucking hears how hot the heat is. No, that' s the humor
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I bring. A peroles have a
white mood. I have white love for
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today, but Marica is very good. He showed up. That' s
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how I thought, too. Kids
don' t suck. No, yeah,
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yeah, don' t come.
There' s an age and from
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there to there. If God says
ten four years of free subscription, the
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big boy kisser is eight years on. I mean, what' s going
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on is that the sucker of a
kid or he' s like a cream
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draft. Oh. I haven'
t been a kid. I knew that
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joke with something else, but oh
what else I assaulted. Okay. The
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first question, by axis is the
hair on almost it comes out the inner
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child. There, blackie, faggot, what a cauldron Chuquilla' s inner
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child. The first question is how
do you think that the ones who wear
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them in the world, that is, we start with sixth. No.
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No, because, for example,
I was born yes parents. One of
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them imagines good powders and it was
that I sometimes feel that, for example,
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one is much more sexual. If
you are or caught working some sheath,
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you feel much more and such you
feel a dust. There yes or
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no ee, then one believes one
sometimes or at least I see if I
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have thought like that Marica, if
one gets to leave someone the pregnancy and
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the child asked him no Daddy,
how they had me. I don'
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t faggot go to the truth one
locks it up. Son of a bitch,
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I hit his mom in the ass
and she says no. No.
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It wasn' t from Bitch.
Then a friend of hers came in.
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We' re all three of us, and you' re born what else.
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You come in a Chinese peo,
but I love you or my son
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didn' t learn to love you
with all those days. But you think
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that your parents' little culiadita was
so gross or you' re the product
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of a powder. There' s
that childhood. We' re here to
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see this one. You started this
topic. We repeated it on Tuesday in
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family well- being that we were
hired for a corporate shock to the Doctor
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of Viennesto Media. Too bad we
got a little off the subject. I
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' ve never started thinking, but
how was that question. But I,
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that is if you allow me to
interpret as I see it, I believe
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that sted did, is that it
is a good love fact. No,
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no, no, correctly like what
Piro is, what Piro is like and
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Virginia, but Piro and Digia like
Virginia let me try tonight. Please don
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' t do that performance. Madriga
did nothing at all. Farmer Santander,
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no, but it' s my
ay but don' t start ne.
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It' s just that that boring
culian the yane thing put me Campesina SantanderÃa
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to the gey whore Ma comes to
the one culiando with the hand lin the
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dads and putting him today ay Prisphorita. That' s where I was looking
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at her She was aphrodizing her with
Daddy. In your case, you think
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there was alcohol and g is alcohol
that night. Llermon O was born in
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September. Let' s talk about
your parents. I can' t take
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a minute to get the potatoes.
You were born in September. It means
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they conceived it in December. It
wasn' t a good one or a
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minimum. There was buñuelo from the
middle to Madrid. They had it after
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Christmas dinner. No, but it
will be very sad that they didn'
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t do it on December thirty-
one. Ma mi, not me that
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first that I want to have been
a man of the 7th of December.
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Seven seems like a good day to
have had a certain hearing, but there
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are people who are very boring.
They' ve noticed and one says this
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one was spotted on May 1st.
That bitch güey on a holy Friday,
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a well- excited dad for Holy
Week You, Mr Franco Franking, write
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how you think they did it,
i e I wouldn' t see it
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sad to talk about sexuality dads put
in pity for what you think are not
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so good. I don' t
expect the truth at all I mean,
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you can imagine Mom not or Maria, because they' re very traditional.
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And I actually, like he thinks
his dad had the socks or you'
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re that night, or it'
s better to think he gave me that
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was pure reproduction, like growing up
and multiplying. And they said we'
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ve already grown multiplied, but I
don' t like to think they'
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d enjoy it and how about you
ask. But there' s even an
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important variable and with it they can
put together their theories. My dad was
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an army sergeant and my mom nurse
band was red. Then one too,
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well, also expects a colloquium from
a military man. It has to be
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he of jue whore then I come
back and I dream there' s no
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good, there, there we get
better, because a soldier doesn' t
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just take macho and tells him that' s that. Yeah, yeah,
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yeah, yeah, sure, and
my mom nurse ta then there were little
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tricks the brother like that taking off
Dad' s clothes for Pa? Pa?
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Pa? Pa? Pa? Pa? Pa? Pa? Pa?
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Pa? Pa? Pa? If
they like to applaud you don' t
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hey what' s a dad'
s name. Or I know today,
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we' re getting our flags or
honors to the national pavilion. Paying honors,
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Miss, you think you were drinking
or not going home. In my
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case, sir, yes, let' s say we' re on an
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avenue of childhood, but it'
s that one can also do it with
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love. Drunk, you in cass
that they made you with love and that
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' s why I saw something.
I am the product of love. I
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don' t put that in,
and if I' m something, I
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' m watching the whole way with
your mom, the funniest thing that made
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husband and show there' s no
love, but I do think that Olga
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listens to this Chinese. No,
it' s not that it is.
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I want to tell you something my
mom told me and that' s how
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they brought me into the world,
not the way, but later. Turns
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out my mom fell while I was
skating. He sat down, hit himself
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very hard and had an impressive pain
in his stomach. I mean, you
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' re a poor stomachache over there, and it turns out my mom'
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s coming better. 10 Thank you. Thank you. Today Fijatigarax deribera and
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he has not understood it still has
pure face of and then to me that
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appeared for applause. I had the
pain. I had the pain in my
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stomach and my mom went to the
doctor and the doctor told Virginia, that
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' s weird. That means you
may be pregnant or have a tumor.
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He gave her those two options and
my mom comes in and tells her there
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comes the second one. Here I
go, my mom told the doctor.
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Oh doctor pray because it' s
a tumor and I was born and at
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six months ben at six months he
metastasized and punch my brothers I swear.
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Then he told that to my mom
and yogra with that love. I came
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into this world, but I would
have preferred you to tell me how you
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did it to me, and not
that you would have told me one thing
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about it. I mean, I' m my mother more fond of the
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tumor. We were getting attached to
the tumor and we said well, with
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radiation therapy, the tumor could be
removed at some point, that is,
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to face the tumor, at what
age they told that geon about eighteen,
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to the four pappies. This one
already remembers. Well, we have something
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to tell you, is that the
pill the day after a chemotherapy or time,
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but right now what you were saying
that my, my son, is
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already very big, because and in
case of such an accident, then you
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hear, Manica broke the condom or
Marica, your son. No, no,
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no, no, no, but
I, that is, a condom
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- breaker accident, so it'
s unfortunate that we have to go to
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a method like the pill the day
after and I don' t know it
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on the pill the day after,
ninety- nine percent effective the first time,
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the second, eighty- eight,
the third seventy- seven and so
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simply percent effective the day before.
What a fear we are seeing from here,
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doing the seventy- seven, sixty- four accounts that you already know.
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That' s why not, as
Daddy explains to the son, that
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is I' m going to have
a son of this three of my son,
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surely look dad, but a son
twenty- three years and explaining no
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to him, but it was a
fifth paste, yes, my love.
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We' re planning as a pasicia
and the day after you know that bass,
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I mean, it would be very
uero. With the pasilla. The
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day after you can' t plan. No, no, no, that
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' s for hurting him. It' s a joke, right, like
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an old man. This is an
or chimba program that mari disagrees with interrupting
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you, but that doesn' t
sound funny to me. You don'
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t play with. He listens to
a lot of people and I find it
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irresponsible for people to say no.
We' re planning on it with the
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day' s pasilla. This is
because Marin said no that pity for making
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mood conscience. Thank you in this
meclus of alcohol or alcoholics that I chipped
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at hand jokes. I think they
made me point out sweet wine. No,
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no, no, it' s
just that he' s going ah
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navy silver face in his house.
There was no such thing. Oh,
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well, he came in lovingly.
There was one who was finer, which
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was the special special wine Culler,
Special wine Culler, but yes, the
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one who takes the whole middle class, Yes, no no, but there
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was no one' s no,
no, no, but the loving wine,
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the others of forty- fifty.
He came in lovingly. You'
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re surra, because he came in
lovingly with cookies, eggs was I think
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you did it. It was with
cookies, but, for example, it
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would be very sad for parents to
tell him or not. We were having
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some downs and aya if there'
s exactly Massati piña colada, there are
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drinks that I wouldn' t want
it to be me who would or wouldn
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' t be angry and the mom
fell with that. They don' t
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give here They' ve all tasted
the downfall. If he knows we'
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re there, who' s trying
the down. Oh, yeah, it
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' s a drink like a maria
that you guys have to, that is,
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take it down where it comes down
with a water claw for that sheath
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to read. The intern is a
water claw, but they once did it
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to you with sabajón, that is, how does one differentiate what is low
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and do not cast him out and
there good come. I don' t
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want to let that awesome laugh pass. Not to tell you, then,
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what happened last night. You don' t see that I' m a
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dragon that my mom made out of
lord you They made you safe and besides
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that, homemade zabajón, I mean, it wasn' t branded. Yeah,
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it' s just that that'
s a brandy, and that'
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s not like ta. That'
s a bima. There' s a
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sabamon to do it with good practices, or you think it' s a
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cart that goes now a key and
a bottle that makes two. There it
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has eight hundred zabajón, descent of
origin has more without vima the mere male
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that this came down than that it
is packed in bottles of guaro with lids
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of sodas imagined oca that combination.
You should scare one of them. You
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don' t remember. For example, when I was a child I came
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from a neighborhood, I was sent
to buy the clean as in a house
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and I was a lady who sold
it as in jars of spirits. I
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don' t know. Everybody puts
you on low- sap, low-
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sap. I also quickly tell you
a story, as quickly not all the
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time. But not because I feel
sorry for him. Mamarga didn' t
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come crying not me for I think
I' ve ever told it. For
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a few years I was duchy,
he was not chosen as ambassador of mark
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of anti- Ocqueño. I mean, he was one of the most recognized
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drunks in the country. I mean, how do you hear Faggot, I
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like the way you get drunk?
I want you to tell your people how
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drunk you are if it was a
certified nugget, that' s how and
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every eight days, I uh how
we were here with the Partridges. Then,
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arito, here working sounds funny,
not to say, I am a
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line of agreeent oqueño, no,
because and they gave us a life insurance
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in case year passed, because the
quantity was falling, because of the products
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in order, but that with the
passing of the years, that was about
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twelve years or so ago. Yeah, well, I' m the one
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who started rehabilitating me now, big
boy. So it turns out that now
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the image was unearthed. Antioqueño,
oh faggot, take care of him.
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Turns out things have changed. No, no, no, now they began
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to change the antiopillo sato, because
imagine, weon that is of the clean,
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the image of the clean lice the
same bottle. People are reminded that
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a quick jack is coming up with
things. Comes little things now the image
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of stung the landlady oh Rica.
So, ji i mean, with the
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transit of the years, I was
about two years working with them, because
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no longer, I mean, it
took a lot. Then came a time
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when I wasn' t taking so
much. Then it was already affecting him
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the game faggot. Then they called
me to the office once and you heard
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me sailor looks at me and I
have an office for you. Truth was
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a store or not. The office
was a pool. I went into a
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boardroom. The manager and I,
because I didn' t pull the joints
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Jahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha the manager playing frog, we
finished you here the no. No,
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of course this was a distributor.
It wasn' t the flame, why
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they' re going to say so
it turns out that between them the offices
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were the tomen sitting like that dominating
metrics. Data was analyzing data. Today
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this, MarÃn, is that here
checking. I don' t know that
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drunk that you went and I ay
Madrica and how long ago. I don
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' t ask you, they don' t paint you drunk, you don
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' t fall asleep, so you
don' t get a silk like that
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and I don' t do it, because you have to understand the sea
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and that we, we can only
cut with certified drunk. He' s
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certified a drunk and conventionally removed his
license. Then Brother Mira told me,
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he' s very grateful to you
for what you' ve done. Motorcycles
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Put your product on. But unfortunately
we have to tell you that up to
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here our relationship came against actual and
I' m going to get drunk and
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hire that attitude And wey fag,
so, stop the smith and I like
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that, lots of brother you know
that here are the open doors for you
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so and I don' t,
brother. Thank you very much. Anyway,
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which one' s strong or what
fucking welcome at all. Now he
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' s fighting right now and then
his hand came out and the other one
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stayed. Like the second one tells
me don' t worry, Güey,
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I won' t let you die. I have one thing, pa vor
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these tell you and I was the
famous machetito. It' s not the
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same, it' s the same. Then the man called me and meo
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heard you be these for other things. Weon, you' re an aspirational
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figure, cocaine. I' m
pissing faggot, or you' re not
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selling Wevón slut anymore. You have
to take a step further. And I
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went in film and said yes Fag
I don' t know wey sky Geneva
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I even said why not the image
of a brandy. I imagined Weyern at
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the Eiffel Tower. I can'
t believe that the snot is the best,
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the MercadoAAA coñal. Faggot and the
table man a meeting. The Mansa
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got out of that distributor and tells
me brother, I have a product that
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you' re going to change your
life. Weón not a pei zabajón ora
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was taught, it was called pijo
sabahón ora and he told me Marica and
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I drove all out of the song
Wow, Wow, Oh. Mr fai
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Oa s bases better wow wow woo. Zabajón de peigoah, doesn' t
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know how to go down and doesn' t go back to fihaaaaaaa. You
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don' t know what he'
s got. So I said, you
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son of a bitch, that'
s badass, a sudden change if that
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' s like spilling Mondongo, it
was more or less the change he was
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offering me the most. Fag No, if they won' t believe me,
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we' re still growing up,
we' re going to see how
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far they can get or they'
re going You know, they think I
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' d be able to make up
such a thing. Mari without memorizing a
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nonexistent thing. So, Herman,
I already said. In the end I
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said ah, Fags look at this
test. Look at this test. It
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' s the same songs again.
A quo Wow Wow Wow Ster fai hoa
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Zapho Saco bag Josa refined Wow Wow, wo Mr fehoa Zapho Zaponsan and now
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says wo Wow Mr faihoa Zahosa Zapa
how you Pingoa do not seem and does
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not taste fai Boa are macheticos that
look wey slut nor Luis Miguel interacts with
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the public soba or under sa Marica. But the problem with that Jacks brand
403
00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:23.640
let' s make up that maren
brand Ah is that for those who consume
404
00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:27.880
low feija Saxon that doesn' t
look like sa come down and doesn'
405
00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:30.039
t know Faiboa if it' s
a freak product of a whore. Laja
406
00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:34.480
You already hit people in the mind
this time that slogan. No. No,
407
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:38.920
you with the method are going to
sell the book, Tekondo' s
408
00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:45.200
suit, the sword of fencing,
bitch how many would buy the book.
409
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:48.440
You don' t remember or we
didn' t get it out. Dani
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00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:51.720
knows we' re talking, they
give us the mail and we pass them
411
00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:53.880
to the PDF. I got it, Pirates. No. The problem,
412
00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:56.880
well, it tells me the man
because I already said Marica is going to
413
00:31:56.960 --> 00:32:00.880
close the issue. I' m
going to do it here as a whore
414
00:32:01.160 --> 00:32:05.400
for silver, that is, if
they pay me well, Faggot, they
415
00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:08.720
offered me five million pesos for being
an image for a year and I said
416
00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:10.319
I don' t have any other
proposals. I' m not there anymore.
417
00:32:10.359 --> 00:32:14.720
I haven' t made a decision
yet. Hey Marina, mass a
418
00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:16.119
whole product that' s starting to
stick. Then don' t say anything.
419
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:19.079
I want to see what comes out. Out there the edge would have
420
00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:21.880
been sad to see succumbed. No, because I finally said no. No.
421
00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:25.200
Faggot me something what' s the
difference between the zabajón and the masato.
422
00:32:25.640 --> 00:32:29.359
It' s no different, but
it' s the masate It'
423
00:32:29.359 --> 00:32:31.400
s corn. If that' s
not an alcoholic life, it' s
424
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:42.640
fixed. San well, I'
m going by wow, Mister fai hoa
425
00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:45.599
very well. Okay. We continued
with him It came out a taste for
426
00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:50.279
music, but bacanza look. I' m not gonna tell you something.
427
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:54.119
How I got into the world and
I briefly did say it was I'
428
00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:59.240
m going to take a space.
Not my dad. My dad ay magi
429
00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:02.359
that a moment of the song of
zabajo, as you said to me zabajón,
430
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:09.759
zabajón, Marica Miguel bo copied the
song that as it is said I
431
00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:16.160
will be your lover bandido za zabajo
is the same rhythm. But they have
432
00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:24.160
ideas of heart, a bad heart
wounded, under a sabbathed zabajón, they
433
00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:29.279
went down badly wounded. That one' s called a bad wound, they
434
00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:34.359
went down badly wounded. Man'
s bad- wounded- heart problems solve
435
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:38.799
him. No heon. My dad
Marin sells anything. Rabbit from town that
436
00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:46.880
chifu in the commercial section invented like
your stories. I' m not celebrating
437
00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:52.319
you again. Jokes that to that
again actually makes us to take out the
438
00:33:52.480 --> 00:34:00.480
song in another, to look for
another job, good saba work experience,
439
00:34:02.519 --> 00:34:06.759
but in the end it does not
sell. Now here I' m taking
440
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:09.079
ho fresquito. Faggot told her that
my dad when he started getting up my
441
00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:12.639
mom and dad I don' t
know why that. Yeah, I don
442
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:20.760
' t know, but he was
driving a gas truck. Then he was
443
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:28.039
picking up my mom. Ahorica,
my mom didn' t want my dad
444
00:34:28.119 --> 00:34:36.000
at my grandma' s house to
that promise. Not then Then my mom,
445
00:34:36.119 --> 00:34:38.519
when she came to the house,
yes and you said where my mom
446
00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:43.360
is. Nowhere do you know geno. If you get into a gas truck,
447
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:45.639
you as you hide that you were
in a gas truck, then you
448
00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:52.960
smell you didn' t smell someone
coming to gas, but you where Cristina
449
00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:57.599
was nothing. I was studying with
some friends and there was a gas leak
450
00:34:57.639 --> 00:35:00.840
at her friend' s house and
I was working on the truck, but
451
00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:08.920
I imagine my dad was coming in
king clinkling. I' m coming I
452
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:14.039
had songs from gas company. There
are also walnuts. Don' t tell
453
00:35:14.039 --> 00:35:15.599
him. They' re the case
case the brand was wearing. Oh,
454
00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:22.440
there' s no walnuts. The
best gast on the market. Don'
455
00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:30.519
t buy with other gas. Oh, here comes the gas ainhoa truck.
456
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:36.360
His dad' s very tame him, not always. Okay. Well,
457
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:39.039
how do we get better at sex,' cause that hit story. He
458
00:35:39.159 --> 00:35:40.719
doesn' t get over it.
No. No, no, no,
459
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:45.280
no? No, not to see
my dad what invention he' s working
460
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:51.400
on. No lens removes. My
father was a bullfighter and here I have
461
00:35:51.400 --> 00:35:57.480
him how? How? How?
My father was a bullfighter here Tell us
462
00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:00.480
about it? How was the evening
that his dad was the wheel and Charala
463
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:05.880
dedicated the bull to Virginia. If
I asked my dad that night how was
464
00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:08.000
the intimacy with my mom, how
I considered her and said cut, ear
465
00:36:08.119 --> 00:36:17.599
ah and tail, the first night
no or over there is not the first
466
00:36:17.719 --> 00:36:22.559
night I was not capare my son
and tail not because I stayed aching to
467
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:29.360
sit down. I' m going
to say one that I remember a lot,
468
00:36:29.679 --> 00:36:32.119
as my ancestor is poor and so
is everyone. I don' t
469
00:36:32.280 --> 00:36:37.039
know if everyone, but a lot
of us were being put under the dads
470
00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:40.119
' register. Yeah, Oku,
but let' s just say it was
471
00:36:40.119 --> 00:36:45.480
normal. There was an age where
a dad was already starting to feel sorry
472
00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:49.960
that Mari, who is macha,
is very, very taller than I already
473
00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:58.199
feel sorry for and passed by to
see her dadjahahahahaja. Come on in I
474
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:01.079
don' t think I' m
going to hurt him. The gentleman comes
475
00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:07.920
with me, I said,"
He is my boy, Ja Marica,
476
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:09.960
because I don' t know why
parents are usually younger than one" Right,
477
00:37:10.039 --> 00:37:15.360
so it' s like the scale' s going down. I remember
478
00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:19.239
when I was 13. Fourteen years
ago I was already taller than my parents
479
00:37:19.320 --> 00:37:23.519
and today my dad or I don' t mean if I calculate po or
480
00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:27.079
it' s my grandson, he' s going to be around two meters,
481
00:37:27.800 --> 00:37:30.320
forty or so if the pods keep
going like we' re going to
482
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:32.800
get high. When Fray told you
it didn' t happen to you that
483
00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:40.119
your parents were passing them by the
Madrin registrar that for the bus not like
484
00:37:40.159 --> 00:37:46.599
there is no owner of the truck
that now was my dad' s girl
485
00:37:46.599 --> 00:37:51.599
there is no gas ea. It
was good for you to get a book
486
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:55.119
out and I called ay Nouca.
How do you think, how do you
487
00:37:55.199 --> 00:38:00.519
think your name as but arrived waits
before you go on with that which has
488
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:04.599
to do with the gas issue.
My mom comes in cravings when she was
489
00:38:04.679 --> 00:38:07.960
pregnant with me and my mom comes
in and tells me not a craving and
490
00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:12.639
something that fascinated me. When I
was pregnant to you brother Alberto was to
491
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:16.679
go there in Bucaramanga, to the
dry ravine and smell the smoke that the
492
00:38:16.679 --> 00:38:22.760
buses threw away. Hahahaha. What
do I remember, or truth, is
493
00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:27.159
that she thought it was delicious Faggot. One of Miracle' s really was
494
00:38:27.199 --> 00:38:30.719
born, that is, my mom
was doing anything to turn me into a
495
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:37.559
tumor. Hahahahaha the Virginia cravings.
How they got to the german how he
496
00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:40.360
wasn' t German but brother to. When did your dad make the decision?
497
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:42.440
Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?
498
00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:45.519
Don' t you? Don'
t you? Pass the decision of
499
00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:52.679
life. Brother, I' ll
tell you what I' ve done and
500
00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:59.239
the mom' s not fucking around, Marick. My name is without tilde
501
00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:02.679
justino the name of the e Herman
and I don' t know where to
502
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:06.880
say. It' s more right
now in my forty- three years is
503
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:12.119
that I' m realizing that the
German doesn' t exist then because everyone
504
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:15.440
tells me Germán when I chat all
the time Brother, I was a whore,
505
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:20.119
but I have it you a year
ago and always corrects me and your
506
00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:22.920
mom told her dad it' s
that then in the podcast she' s
507
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:24.599
going to be correcting Mari all the
time. It doesn' t make Marina
508
00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:28.599
wear and I didn' t learn, no, no, no, that
509
00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:30.840
' s the name. So,
there is German and there is German Herman
510
00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:36.280
Alberto, but the German from where
it comes today had to bring the roots
511
00:39:36.280 --> 00:39:38.599
of the name. No. It
must not be like the shield on the
512
00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:43.320
shield I made brother. But if
you ask me where you think I'
513
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:45.760
m coming from, where I'
m coming from. I was born in
514
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:50.880
Ramón González Hospital, Valencia, Bucaramanga. Well hospital, no, well,
515
00:39:51.239 --> 00:39:54.400
now, good knot was the navel
that hospital. That was a barrack,
516
00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:58.199
because that' s where I'
m talking about the knot. They sold
517
00:39:58.480 --> 00:40:05.239
him the album where the first page, only had the navel knot. No,
518
00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:07.840
no, lying, lying gala,
what are you saying, they'
519
00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:10.079
re not, no, Dale,
Dale, you don' t care about
520
00:40:10.079 --> 00:40:15.840
a group ass. No. No, the hospital, where it' s
521
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:17.400
a good knot. No. No, no, on the front page there
522
00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:22.639
' s a picture of me baby, with my date of birth and really
523
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:28.199
down. The mother thought she could
keep the umbilical navel on the page of
524
00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:32.400
a fag album to use later as
stem- to- a- a-
525
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:34.360
a- a- a- a- a- a- cells. If
526
00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:37.679
you' ve seen that clear,
clear egg, and my mom' s
527
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:40.039
good at it, it' s
that there' s cells in a pot
528
00:40:40.039 --> 00:40:45.360
of scotch. Not mine was an
icebox in the fridge. It doesn'
529
00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:46.679
t give Daddy that that' s
the one with the navel, his navel
530
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:49.760
hadn' t given it. My
mom used to say that he was frozen
531
00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:54.679
by the fags, that he kept
it on the album German Alberto made a
532
00:40:54.760 --> 00:41:00.559
Franklin from where he came out for
Ham or Frankli recorded status because it would
533
00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:06.000
be like she fabian, frank cape
you came from or it' s already
534
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:06.800
where the Franklin fabien and the franking
fae came out well. Every one that
535
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:12.599
rings is Franklin coming, either for
Camareca mora or I wasn' t going
536
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:15.800
to green rigo. Ah no,
then, when you interrupt there, yes,
537
00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:22.320
it' s valid faggot. Then
follow Franklin, don' t fight,
538
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:24.599
don' t fight. My dad
wanted Franklin and my mom wanted Fabian.
539
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:29.320
And not to fight taquette and because
the first one was the one his
540
00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:30.480
dad wanted and they didn' t
know he loved his mom. What a
541
00:41:31.079 --> 00:41:38.360
military hahaha, beautiful Fabian Franklin that
I said in franco n Fabian j the
542
00:41:39.239 --> 00:41:45.400
civilian hahaha. Aha we see rebellion. Carlos Eduardo is a man like the
543
00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:52.199
protagonist of novel no and the special
song of Carlos Eduardo and he was not
544
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:54.559
a generic man, it was like
one more of the time. I can
545
00:41:54.599 --> 00:42:00.880
imagine Marica we' ve cremated them. Carlos we are a gración by Carlos
546
00:42:01.119 --> 00:42:07.360
Andrés Felipez. Those were the cool
names of the time. Eduardo Eduardo already
547
00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:12.519
comes more from the artistic part.
Eduardo' s got a lot more priced
548
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.000
semens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Eduardo, I got a little bit
549
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:16.840
on Eduardo' s ass, it' s like I would have named him
550
00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:20.400
an Uncle Faggot, but look how
everybody tells me Carlos Marini Calo mari for
551
00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:23.840
the generic name. But my second
year is tato, tato a marino.
552
00:42:24.280 --> 00:42:28.800
He doesn' t have the tato
mari el tato marina, but he means
553
00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:34.239
my middle name with my second surname, Eduardo Escobar Marica and yes, I
554
00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:37.360
come already, I come with club
with country action go but yes, to
555
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:44.000
me, Eduardo Escobar, sounds more
poor to me. Yeah, I think
556
00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:47.079
it' s more the freighter who' s waiting for you to get out
557
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:52.880
of the no club than that.
And in the meantime, Van Colombia'
558
00:42:52.960 --> 00:43:00.719
s manager refers to this and the
credit below. Eduardo Escobar ay You are
559
00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:07.239
saying that my name does not give
me true. Cache toasts what with the
560
00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:08.960
Carlos to Marin. I, with
your bad taste, will not fight Eduardo
561
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:16.719
Escobar, manager of Eastern zabashons.
You' re necessary. Yeah, yeah,
562
00:43:17.519 --> 00:43:20.639
yeah, yeah, yeah, it
fits, you' re needed.
563
00:43:20.679 --> 00:43:24.119
Or natural birth, not natural part. I' m doing a very short
564
00:43:24.119 --> 00:43:29.880
interview. I don' t know
how to look at his head. That
565
00:43:29.920 --> 00:43:31.960
would be funny not to say that
sometimes you look at it is cassary.
566
00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:36.119
You looked at that mark. You' re cease. Yeah, you have
567
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:38.119
to be a C- section.
Not for. They didn' t put
568
00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:40.800
Caesar on me. No. It
wasn' t natural childbirth. I remember,
569
00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:45.440
but it was a holy Thursday,
ah huey whore, you said more
570
00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:47.800
of those pains, so son of
a whore in the taxi and that'
571
00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:54.320
s full of processions everywhere. Ahigo
norreas, the saint achahahahahahaja and his mother
572
00:43:57.800 --> 00:44:06.079
what a chimba and everyone carries forward
creso give yes, to be born an
573
00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:09.440
egg a lot via crucis. If
it' s that story that' s
574
00:44:09.480 --> 00:44:14.559
going to join me in a hospital
and you found a fag procession, how
575
00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:17.440
long it takes to pass a procession
and all the sardine bought, that was
576
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:22.000
lost, everything they had bought for
that day' s dry fish they didn
577
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:23.199
' t eat. That wasn'
t a good day to be born.
578
00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:28.960
Hey. Yeah, I think Mom
accused me. Yeah, I think so,
579
00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:31.639
and that day is that the skinny
one was born and the doctor was
580
00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:38.480
washing his feet. That' s
not party battle day. Haha at seven,
581
00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:46.239
I remember. We' re going
to visit hospitals on the PS sermon.
582
00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:52.119
Come on, I mean, what
hours were you born three in the
583
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:54.199
afternoon and I was born by Caesarean
section. I think it' s obvious
584
00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:58.519
I wasn' t born by caesarean
section. Sounds like you helped me.
585
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:07.440
It was my turn to build a
rotor, but it was by autopsy,
586
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:09.320
because I mean, I' m
very comfortable in life. I am my
587
00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:13.639
good life and the first thing,
that is, the only thing that they
588
00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:17.639
ask of you as an old man
happens to incarnate in an earthly dimension,
589
00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:21.559
the only thing that you have to
do is go out gleam, no,
590
00:45:21.760 --> 00:45:28.159
I mean, you follow the light
already and you arrive Marica that the mother
591
00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:29.360
has to tell you open me now
take out what he is not going to
592
00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:31.960
come out. I know, I
know what he' s like. I
593
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:39.360
mean, you never kicked around,
you bet, I pulled out a hand
594
00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:49.920
and said so lazy that I didn' t say patadinsa that a hand said
595
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:51.559
hear the spousal I heard something that
seemed impressive to me. Those know that
596
00:45:51.639 --> 00:45:58.719
I like conspiracy theories, the artitid
and all that to everything you say.
597
00:45:59.480 --> 00:46:06.920
Sister a maraca, the imaginary maraca
and said and you have noticed. Talk
598
00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:16.719
to this here the a. You' ve noticed. Ay people from Spotify
599
00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:22.159
will enjoy this piece of hahaha.
You have noticed that you say that when
600
00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:28.199
you die you see there is a
tunnel and then I see a light after
601
00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:31.679
the tunnel. If someone asked and
falls so that tunnel and that light is
602
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:37.880
because you die and at once you
were born ah they had thought about it
603
00:46:37.880 --> 00:46:40.360
or not. If so, a
lot of laziness. Right, so we
604
00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:45.639
' re fucking just dying Let me
get it out of the way We'
605
00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:49.000
re an eternal cycle, because that' s not it I mean, someone
606
00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:52.480
said that the tunnel you saw and
the light was because you were dying and
607
00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:58.840
you were doing it again I mean, the light was a vagina I mean,
608
00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:02.400
it' s not that one of
your last, your last image is
609
00:47:02.440 --> 00:47:06.360
the first one you saw awesome,
not science is a cholesine. They'
610
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:08.440
re son of a bitch. No. If it happened to me today,
611
00:47:08.519 --> 00:47:10.559
I see it going like this.
Oh, no. I' d rather
612
00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:15.280
die again and go back. Let
one speak when one is born so afraid
613
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:17.880
and flee because wey you do not
know where I come from and nothing,
614
00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:22.440
and you know if you know güey, but you imagine where. I was
615
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:25.199
mare what, but what a fear
that you were born talking about ox nothing,
616
00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:30.559
because you read the pat on the
ass or you don' t norrea
617
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:36.960
and you say how afraid you put
boz as a chinfadita wey slut little,
618
00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:40.000
either for he touched nuts or that
you are talking. No, but shit,
619
00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:43.360
I mean, it wasn' t
good. I don' t know
620
00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:45.280
if you' re conscious and then
you forget. But that one was aware
621
00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:49.320
in the belly and I there is
no manicure that moves, that is ay
622
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:52.360
the heart uy and and and all
intelligent ay look this there I am between
623
00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:59.280
the mnotico liquid, but that fear
one to be conscious me because still the
624
00:47:59.320 --> 00:48:05.320
dad keeps eating at hand chingon,
but with those bombs not so fucking and
625
00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:09.960
he gave them to fuck already with
the eye closed. When one is born
626
00:48:10.039 --> 00:48:20.920
like this or not, hahaja faggot, but it ends later. I have
627
00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:27.639
another theory. Doctor. All right, why are you looking at me?
628
00:48:27.679 --> 00:48:30.039
So, doctor say, but it
doesn' t make sense. That'
629
00:48:30.039 --> 00:48:32.920
s why babies are born with the
mollerite and this is all mochera blandito is
630
00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:38.480
called mollera mochas, so check out
what gizzards the mollers hear this gizzard.
631
00:48:38.519 --> 00:48:43.199
That' s how it' s
rich, not ha ha, and that
632
00:48:43.199 --> 00:48:44.679
' s how babies breathe out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
633
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:46.800
' s true, yeah, give
it up. I read with that bag
634
00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:51.599
it seemed like the stage to the
molled. Until last year, I moved
635
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:57.599
this ja, so because you can' t miss the skull. Yeah,
636
00:48:57.719 --> 00:49:00.840
that' s why, oh,
it might be that little. Yeah,
637
00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:02.480
it' s like a coconut the
perfi they paid him. I mean,
638
00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:07.840
back to the subject, the caribel
po, a cannibal, a little pity
639
00:49:07.880 --> 00:49:14.199
and sh and it' s really
good. Faggot, I' m crazy
640
00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:21.079
about the gun. Right now a
cannibal listening to us comes out with some
641
00:49:21.159 --> 00:49:30.440
things. Oh, lap. That' s where I love it when we
642
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:35.159
enjoy ourselves more than they do.
Hahahahaha, it' s moms, let
643
00:49:35.199 --> 00:49:37.719
' s turn the money back.
It' s just that we' ve
644
00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:40.159
stayed like we haven' t had
the birth, that is, if you
645
00:49:40.440 --> 00:49:44.960
realize it, but you pass a
strong CoA can mother for everything. And
646
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:52.599
if I' m not a bad
camel and I' m wearing a moon,
647
00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:54.519
they had to share a certain fag, so that means people are going
648
00:49:54.599 --> 00:49:57.679
to start experimenting with those things and
I think it' s risky. I
649
00:49:57.719 --> 00:50:00.000
have a midwife joke when I can
kick him out. Finally, no,
650
00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:01.079
no, no, no, don' t throw it away what I did
651
00:50:01.079 --> 00:50:06.199
quadrant you say is that if not
later we' ll talk about midwives,
652
00:50:06.400 --> 00:50:08.760
when you were sometimes eating something like
that with your hand and you say ha
653
00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:16.199
that more spread than part was mocha, closed pagéti was time. It was
654
00:50:16.280 --> 00:50:22.719
a moment, if not how much
it was, I had to get out
655
00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:25.440
of Joker and I was given the
chance. No faggot. Hey, when
656
00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:31.360
we' re having midwifery night,
I' m going to tea very present,
657
00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:34.320
I' m going to give up
the homework. I got ay we
658
00:50:34.480 --> 00:50:37.519
finally got out of that factory.
I don' t know if they want
659
00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:39.440
us to move forward. And I
don' t know, for example,
660
00:50:39.719 --> 00:50:42.760
Kinder, I don' t know
where they want to live Chis. If
661
00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:46.559
I have a story here in the
start, I ran the year nine hundred
662
00:50:46.559 --> 00:50:51.800
and eighty- six, President,
it' s boring Alfonso de Belisario.
663
00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:55.559
He was very good, Bielisario,
remember how he spoke as we do.
664
00:50:55.679 --> 00:51:00.760
Belisario, also Belisario, we have
it clearly and it was from a city
665
00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:04.400
called a municipality, called Maga.
I was kind of talking like that.
666
00:51:05.199 --> 00:51:07.280
But, I mean, suddenly you
don' t laugh because you don'
667
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:09.039
t remember. Yeah, but because
they' re too young. Yeah,
668
00:51:09.480 --> 00:51:14.519
but it' s all the same
because there would be Belisario' s joke
669
00:51:14.559 --> 00:51:19.719
and I' m sad in the
old men are going to be. We
670
00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:23.159
were paid Spotify that this was worth
it. I have a conversation with you
671
00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:25.360
about Belisario and Turbay, but that' s for private people only. S
672
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:32.840
private events. You have s of
Turban and very alan way what President Turbay
673
00:51:32.960 --> 00:51:39.199
is saying. Looks like we'
re going to the jokes all over and
674
00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:44.800
I' m afraid of the black
candle and I' ve got Gabilia a
675
00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:45.760
lot of President' s aut.
It' s until the ninety- four
676
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:50.239
day of Pa. Here he invites
me to make the black candlestick, the
677
00:51:50.519 --> 00:51:53.440
one that passes the little one that
appeared to you. You' re quite
678
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:57.400
a sorter, but it' s
his turn and it' s his turn.
679
00:51:57.440 --> 00:52:07.239
Ah that basting the theme ay takes
away that way? That way?
680
00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:13.440
That way? From passing thirty-
seven minutes from the Arjona metro. I
681
00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:16.320
do a talk between the black Candela, Alfonso Lope mi Kelsin and Pastrana Borrero.
682
00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:22.119
There is not a character that I
like very much that is Weymar Muñoz,
683
00:52:22.199 --> 00:52:24.760
but that only works in ca Medellin. It' s like you see
684
00:52:24.800 --> 00:52:29.480
the hick that only Sik Bobby comes
out of everything or poet po prolo.
685
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:32.480
You touched me to bo and Front
clip Pp and OpartÃdes and there are some
686
00:52:32.559 --> 00:52:37.679
people who are giving me the real
laugh thanks to what willman Muñoz' s
687
00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:44.280
relatives r güey Way Mar Muñoz should
be a bit of general culture. Here
688
00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:50.000
in whore it' s called Weda
and Mar or it' s written we
689
00:52:50.320 --> 00:52:52.280
Bay, Marcy ok we very Way
Park we we wey Dougleuba Boy Supports.
690
00:52:53.519 --> 00:52:59.440
We' re stepping on the two
Piper Chito pop hiches. Well, I
691
00:52:59.559 --> 00:53:01.079
' ve done so much copying because
besides, I don' t know what
692
00:53:01.079 --> 00:53:04.480
happened to the invitation. It'
s a moment like life didn' t
693
00:53:04.559 --> 00:53:07.760
give me any more, I mean, I don' t know how to
694
00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:10.079
imitate anyone from ninety- six to
here no more to see it' s
695
00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:12.119
going to get worse, bonus,
good peto. That' s a quick
696
00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:15.000
story. In kindergarten I was put
to paint a shark. It was for
697
00:53:15.119 --> 00:53:19.119
you to see how smart I was
gonna be when I was big and I
698
00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:22.000
just painted the sea and a fin
and the teacher told me that the shark
699
00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:23.360
and I are going down there.
Yeah, that' s the story.
700
00:53:23.800 --> 00:53:32.559
Follow but recursive. I mean,
there was a look at that pepa ay
701
00:53:32.639 --> 00:53:37.039
and that' s how they start
to pee I imagine Piro saying the friend
702
00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:39.000
my culicao was the one that the
teacher made him with a shark. That
703
00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:45.320
raco Ea Sagas, he' s
a brackish, he' s a shark.
704
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:51.159
He scratched me a tug out of
the Pajaro by chele oy see Ay
705
00:53:51.239 --> 00:53:55.519
invites my dad. Speaking to Alfonso, the sinist puts the black candle on
706
00:53:55.639 --> 00:54:01.639
it. Talking to herman' s
dad won I go to herbar Alberto ay
707
00:54:01.679 --> 00:54:08.360
de verraco, you small so much
and ayame picito and you think he'
708
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:14.320
s going to be crazy with the
story I' m talking about he embarrassed
709
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:21.480
you so I don' t screw
up tell you hello they won' t
710
00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:25.400
let go. Oh, thank you
for life Ome for making me a sailor
711
00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:38.320
in this group You too. We
need to talk about the percentage güey ay
712
00:54:38.440 --> 00:54:44.000
roda that already with 25 percent of
just happy a. We talked about that
713
00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:49.719
after yesterday I was writing this script. We don' t think so,
714
00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:53.159
I asked for a sheath cut that
I' ve never counted, but yesterday
715
00:54:53.239 --> 00:54:58.119
I gave up writing that I just
wrote the idea and it was that when
716
00:54:58.239 --> 00:55:01.480
my mom, when we went to
my mom' s center, she called
717
00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:02.320
me a lot as an escort and
went down the center more. Then we
718
00:55:02.440 --> 00:55:07.519
would eat her on a bus,
put the silver in me, fold the
719
00:55:07.599 --> 00:55:12.440
underpants and I was a kid.
For what, then, so that if
720
00:55:12.599 --> 00:55:17.920
they docked and very much advanced in
time, they did not thiev there what
721
00:55:19.039 --> 00:55:22.599
thieves queer a thief when he blames
a child. No, that' s
722
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:28.360
why loons later it seems very weird
that aja listens didn' t have a
723
00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:31.800
ticket alone and the other man We
took the child, right, that is,
724
00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:35.199
if we have conorrhoea codes, we
have code no. But it'
725
00:55:35.320 --> 00:55:37.760
s that a kid, if it' s a one meter fag wallet you
726
00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:42.159
can hide whatever you are and very
son of a bitch the thief who sees
727
00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:45.519
you ay faggot, you' re
not going to do the madrica to see,
728
00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:52.480
but a miracle question made us stripper
faggot. That' s what you
729
00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:54.920
' re looking at I' m
staying. This one' s even more
730
00:55:54.960 --> 00:55:58.239
on my mom' s friends.
They put the money in me. I
731
00:55:58.320 --> 00:56:04.760
put it on and what would you
do to me if I was skinny.
732
00:56:05.199 --> 00:56:07.440
The underpants are the mirror. Listen
to me, I' m talking to
733
00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:15.320
him I' ll be there and
what four calls Magoli doesn' t want
734
00:56:15.320 --> 00:56:19.719
you to work to subsidize is.
I don' t think it' s
735
00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:22.719
Stripper, but I mean, at
what point I' ve made the decision
736
00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:28.320
to get my ticket out of here
and say, look what' s in
737
00:56:28.320 --> 00:56:29.840
the middle of it all. I, when I see thieves and freighters squeal
738
00:56:29.880 --> 00:56:31.599
like this, say that because I
was in have codes, because a mother
739
00:56:31.800 --> 00:56:35.639
doesn' t blame him either,
that is, they will scold him.
740
00:56:35.679 --> 00:56:37.000
So, they never send a hand, a boob. No, no,
741
00:56:38.320 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
742
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
743
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
744
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
745
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
746
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
747
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
748
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
749
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
750
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
751
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
752
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:38.840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
753
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:39.599
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I
754
00:56:39.639 --> 00:56:44.039
mean, faggot. There' s
a lot to MarÃn there too. I
755
00:56:44.119 --> 00:56:47.280
don' t know what an inner
child has there. No, but he
756
00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:51.679
' s right. You never see
him get into reson the carsocillas, nidios,
757
00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:55.320
cantias. No, but he kills
Man Fag that you didn' t
758
00:56:55.360 --> 00:57:07.599
put in his hand, he'
s gonna steal it all, but that
759
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:12.239
' s just an age up or
that' s or what it depends on
760
00:57:12.280 --> 00:57:15.039
if the person gets into the money. Here to me, I fit for
761
00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:19.480
fifteen twenty lucas, I already fit, but imagine that I go to a
762
00:57:19.480 --> 00:57:24.480
person for an erotic encounter. Say
Marica so and don' t get to
763
00:57:24.519 --> 00:57:34.920
toast, to probe her hello to
toast, no, but there' s
764
00:57:35.079 --> 00:57:38.320
one telling you hear Marica remembers that
I told her that I was going to
765
00:57:38.320 --> 00:57:40.840
be with Gloria. How strange it
was. Weyón had a weird taste.
766
00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:45.039
I don' t know, don' t ask me what, but it
767
00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:46.039
was a weird taste. It'
s like there' s no toilet,
768
00:57:49.599 --> 00:57:51.239
it' s not provided. He' s not toasting. It' s
769
00:57:51.239 --> 00:57:52.400
a mess. The only thing and
I could give it, but everywhere not
770
00:57:52.480 --> 00:57:55.599
Weon, from here, up,
down, no. No, I didn
771
00:57:55.599 --> 00:58:00.480
' t know, as it tasted
like iron, it' s weird,
772
00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:02.880
it' s weird, hey how
disgusting Marin. Oh it' s humor
773
00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:07.039
for moms when they went down to
the center, I didn' t say
774
00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:10.360
the great majority, but it was
yes to the center. I don'
775
00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:15.960
t look at you too, moms
when they' re going and I'
776
00:58:15.960 --> 00:58:19.800
m going to the center. Because
there were those things that were so ugly,
777
00:58:20.519 --> 00:58:23.599
low, low or low, but
no one criticizes grandmothers because there comes
778
00:58:23.719 --> 00:58:30.360
another midwife joke to change the drastic
subject that you know what is the favorite
779
00:58:30.400 --> 00:58:37.440
superhero movie of midwives, the black
midwife. I just made it up and
780
00:58:37.519 --> 00:58:44.199
wey bitch improvising on the march and
you know what' s going on on
781
00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:50.440
stage. Arica comes out jahaja,
faggot. They want me to tell them
782
00:58:50.480 --> 00:58:52.679
the first casting I lost Yes,
yes, yes, let' s go
783
00:58:52.719 --> 00:58:57.639
if you see how we are in
the chapter of Niñez and my inventors,
784
00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:05.039
don' t make you up,
let' s put him in the capito
785
00:59:05.039 --> 00:59:08.079
and Niñez and inventions. Because you
said it well, the chapter went from
786
00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:17.480
conception to child faggot. Turns out
when I was in kindergarten, then the
787
00:59:17.559 --> 00:59:21.880
teacher said we were going to do
the rinding in a cuua. They remember
788
00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:24.360
that pretty one to those who read, because this is not a dream.
789
00:59:24.440 --> 00:59:29.280
It' s mood sumor for people
who read readers. If the literal king,
790
00:59:29.280 --> 00:59:30.400
the son of a frog or accuado, is this morning very uncle,
791
00:59:30.400 --> 00:59:35.480
added, shorts, tie to fashion, hat to suck and if it stops
792
00:59:35.559 --> 00:59:38.039
in fashion boy you do not come
out, already shouts mom, but makes
793
00:59:38.119 --> 00:59:40.320
a gesture and now it does not
go good. Leave them there I said,
794
00:59:40.639 --> 00:59:45.639
Faggot, I want to be racua
and remember what was coming. Then
795
00:59:45.360 --> 00:59:52.480
he said he helped along the way
a neighbor mouse and told him friend,
796
00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:55.760
come with me, let' s
visit Doña Ratona together. Marica turns out
797
00:59:55.880 --> 01:00:05.039
to be Doña Ratona, that is
my first artistic intention to be or not.
798
01:00:05.079 --> 01:00:07.079
No egg, no, I didn' t get you not to ask
799
01:00:07.079 --> 01:00:09.960
me why. I don' t
know why, but what it was he
800
01:00:10.000 --> 01:00:15.719
had to do in a casting today
I had to do the Francachela and also
801
01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:17.639
the cuminajaja. Ah, it'
s not my fault you don' t
802
01:00:17.679 --> 01:00:22.519
know about the rindrino in a row, but it' s a tough time
803
01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:24.519
not to realize that not since we
were little it' s not going to
804
01:00:24.519 --> 01:00:29.119
be good for the theater. Imagine
if I didn' t pass ring rindre
805
01:00:29.159 --> 01:00:30.159
me, but I' m good
at eating. It took me back then
806
01:00:30.199 --> 01:00:34.719
that dads did celebrate that no.
I mean, faggot, I don'
807
01:00:34.800 --> 01:00:37.639
t forget in the back of the
car. Made out front and I there
808
01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:43.320
what happens to the child, ah
I got it had that perda, but
809
01:00:43.360 --> 01:00:45.559
it would have been a nice picture, yes or no. What happens to
810
01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:50.360
young Carlos, don' t ask
me Jaime, it has been a very
811
01:00:50.360 --> 01:00:54.440
difficult day for art today he hears, but Carlos Eduardo if the name as
812
01:00:54.440 --> 01:01:01.800
prince, yes, all yes,
that said to me, ay is more
813
01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:10.280
like this, told me my chofa, my prince, ayo I would leave
814
01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:16.840
the kindergarten and I would ride the
car and the mande one a tang ay
815
01:01:17.079 --> 01:01:20.480
you made way for me. The
four who raised their hand, right now,
816
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:22.400
the fifty- year- old know
what we' re talking about.
817
01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:24.800
He touched the tang but there is
also but if there are many chos,
818
01:01:25.039 --> 01:01:30.639
but remember that it was a commercial
I grew up today yes, yes,
819
01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:35.000
yes, ok, well, ay, pass me the ay boy is thirsty
820
01:01:36.159 --> 01:01:38.519
yes so in a jaime with me, or we will be commercial. Oh.
821
01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:43.480
I don' t remember it stopped
being a mere bar and it went
822
01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:49.599
through at nine ps and the kid
has to be a good whore. We
823
01:01:49.760 --> 01:01:54.880
' re fine, and there'
s like the eight who raised their hand
824
01:01:54.880 --> 01:01:59.079
are faggot. It' s going
to be childhood for us two because we
825
01:01:59.159 --> 01:02:01.440
don' t make a little more
comic each other and we won' t
826
01:02:01.480 --> 01:02:06.320
listen, but come on a real
parenthesis, right now, we were talking,
827
01:02:06.639 --> 01:02:07.639
do us a favor you guys and
we' re really asking you this.
828
01:02:07.119 --> 01:02:10.000
Faggot, he often gives it,
sorry, give it many times in
829
01:02:10.280 --> 01:02:15.840
play to the chapters, on the
platforms, in Spotify, in say not
830
01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:20.280
seriously put them like that, do
not hear it, but put it ah
831
01:02:20.280 --> 01:02:21.719
faggotten. I mean, it'
s about a business. You are going
832
01:02:21.719 --> 01:02:24.079
to benefit from that bread, put
it, straw. The volume. He
833
01:02:24.119 --> 01:02:28.280
' s not a machetico, that' s a manchico. I know how
834
01:02:28.400 --> 01:02:32.880
much you see it on YouTube and
the platforms, how much you hear it,
835
01:02:34.639 --> 01:02:37.079
Marica, my little girl and why
you don' t have YouTube,
836
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:40.159
well, no, but really if
you give it six pesos, ah well,
837
01:02:40.440 --> 01:02:43.360
those who see us on YouTube you
like. They didn' t like
838
01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:47.840
it that way. You' re
wearing Cali VI or you' re not
839
01:02:47.960 --> 01:02:52.000
going out to see how the flora
is. The microphone' s good.
840
01:02:52.280 --> 01:03:00.679
If I once said I loved you
right now, when the joke goes wrong,
841
01:03:00.960 --> 01:03:14.519
you' re going to leave me
tar sy bar that awkward moment when
842
01:03:14.519 --> 01:03:21.880
you tell someone to sing and sing
100 chances, right now, I'
843
01:03:21.920 --> 01:03:23.519
m going to tell them an anecdote
that happened to my sister. That'
844
01:03:23.639 --> 01:03:28.239
s what follows directly from Cali.
Okay. In fact, we have in
845
01:03:28.599 --> 01:03:31.639
common that we start talking. It
was Frank' s that I didn'
846
01:03:31.679 --> 01:03:32.880
t like very much monologue without a
pre- op and he told me this.
847
01:03:32.920 --> 01:03:36.239
Listened to the metorhona and I bet
him no, and that' s
848
01:03:36.280 --> 01:03:39.920
where I started listening to you.
Today we are celebrating a year already as
849
01:03:39.920 --> 01:03:45.400
a couple, and the gift was
to come here to meet medal, I
850
01:03:45.559 --> 01:03:51.400
know and see you live to excellent. Thank you, but listen to me
851
01:03:51.519 --> 01:03:52.039
not to give away a song.
What' s the song? It'
852
01:03:52.039 --> 01:03:54.119
s more. He liked it,
but wait. I said how the glory
853
01:03:54.199 --> 01:03:59.079
you ca I you like her,
is that once I said that I love
854
01:03:59.119 --> 01:04:01.719
you, today you repent. That' s not like the flower but they
855
01:04:02.320 --> 01:04:05.199
' re warm two. I like
it very much or don' t dance.
856
01:04:05.239 --> 01:04:09.920
Then I am in the malli,
but I know the valley of Cauca
857
01:04:09.960 --> 01:04:12.280
as the dove by hand, that
is, the center, Tulbaa Bugan,
858
01:04:12.400 --> 01:04:14.119
who is faithful north of Carthage.
I' m on good side adventure at
859
01:04:14.400 --> 01:04:15.480
sea, good close by. Palmira, rovira a mi mel cerrito, a
860
01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:20.480
Andalusian village juto prairie aquinteria go to
Cali because you think you heard yourself,
861
01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:25.440
Mira you saw my joke sorry aha
there was never. It' s just
862
01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:29.480
that she' s an offensive follower. Oh, no, but now Herman
863
01:04:29.599 --> 01:04:32.599
' s shit is back interrupting Marine
Herman. Come on, give it to
864
01:04:32.599 --> 01:04:38.159
me. I' m waiting to
let go of the Ira. No,
865
01:04:38.280 --> 01:04:39.880
but give him a like is all
it is. No, no, no,
866
01:04:41.639 --> 01:04:45.039
and we highly recommend the truth and
in these ways, then, that
867
01:04:45.199 --> 01:04:47.519
the anniversary gift has decided to come. We talked later because, I mean,
868
01:04:48.559 --> 01:04:54.239
I' d have done something else, I' d be up until
869
01:04:54.400 --> 01:04:59.760
now, but yes, but listening
to the Brown method, there' s
870
01:04:59.760 --> 01:05:02.400
a son of a bitch. Not
because he likes this one so much because
871
01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:06.880
of the skinny, this one because
of the flack. But Fran remember they
872
01:05:06.920 --> 01:05:13.639
once made a joke that when women
laughed, we squeezed the vagina. I
873
01:05:13.719 --> 01:05:16.440
said thank you for doing it We
didn' t send the show like that.
874
01:05:16.519 --> 01:05:20.800
So we can repeat it is that
I said that when you are blacking
875
01:05:20.880 --> 01:05:26.719
sex and inserting the male member,
if you make her laugh you squeeze and
876
01:05:26.719 --> 01:05:29.360
you feel rich. So it was
like when monstering realized it produced more energy
877
01:05:29.519 --> 01:05:33.280
to laugh. Thank you, but
you know you made me laugh. You
878
01:05:33.280 --> 01:05:36.800
didn' t see him when he
says, he remembers a joke they did
879
01:05:36.880 --> 01:05:42.320
the other time when you said that
when you put it in and squeezed the
880
01:05:42.320 --> 01:05:50.280
laugh and the man did how it
hurts or it hurts right now it'
881
01:05:50.400 --> 01:05:53.119
s late, then we put a
monster sing. No. That wasn'
882
01:05:55.719 --> 01:05:58.039
t good. Last German story no, no, but it sang us one
883
01:05:58.119 --> 01:06:00.719
of salsa. You have a very
nice voice, yes, one that you
884
01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:04.719
like. Sing that one in the
center, your lua play that is faithful,
885
01:06:05.079 --> 01:06:13.280
not that r sings wey sea I
go to deserve not a paleña.
886
01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:16.119
A caleña, a caleña, yes, let us be like this with tourists.
887
01:06:16.119 --> 01:06:20.800
I want something I know that will
forever something that will only be given
888
01:06:20.880 --> 01:06:27.119
once on the vine I want to
carry it. Give yourself love, love
889
01:06:27.239 --> 01:06:31.199
of the bowl. If they let
me, I' ll ask you for
890
01:06:31.960 --> 01:06:34.519
rusts, let them, your garden, give it to me, key it
891
01:06:34.519 --> 01:06:41.760
your sun. I want to show
you the colors of love. Or with
892
01:06:41.920 --> 01:06:45.079
that song, I mean, that' s the song, that video we
893
01:06:45.159 --> 01:06:47.760
' re gonna give her to send
the audition. I call myself Ba faggot.
894
01:06:49.119 --> 01:06:51.320
That' s the new one,
our dream. That' s how
895
01:06:51.360 --> 01:06:55.719
he' s sucking a lot of
tubes around the world. Yeah, sure,
896
01:06:56.559 --> 01:06:58.760
well, faggot. We' re
gonna make history. No. The
897
01:06:58.840 --> 01:07:00.320
story was about the song, and
it' s just that my sister had
898
01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:04.719
a friend in college who met and
said no. I sing and my sister
899
01:07:04.920 --> 01:07:11.639
really you sing to me and she
sing, but it was the decision.
900
01:07:12.599 --> 01:07:18.159
I had nothing to say to him, singing to him here and my sister
901
01:07:18.239 --> 01:07:19.480
like that, and there were only
the two of them. Everything came to
902
01:07:19.679 --> 01:07:26.599
me so I told him that singing
was that it' s time to finish
903
01:07:26.719 --> 01:07:30.880
with another story hello his sister and
a prayer And sir, we are he
904
01:07:30.119 --> 01:07:31.920
me everything or we don' t
go. No, this wasn' t
905
01:07:32.000 --> 01:07:35.039
missing I' m gonna finish it
all and I' m not because the
906
01:07:35.039 --> 01:07:36.800
latest stories are missing. And they
have a good brother, I mean,
907
01:07:38.039 --> 01:07:39.719
how are we going to say that' s my brother. It' s
908
01:07:39.800 --> 01:07:43.679
not that normal. Hahaha, what' s he taking, pinga ay,
909
01:07:44.079 --> 01:07:46.280
he' s taking nothing. I
didn' t go out before and I
910
01:07:46.519 --> 01:07:51.960
was needing to overreact It turns out
that not another one of my fabulous stories
911
01:07:51.960 --> 01:07:56.000
about poor Hojala is good. Once
we went downtown and I remember what I
912
01:07:56.000 --> 01:07:59.320
had. I was like six years
old and I had a little chain.
913
01:08:00.079 --> 01:08:03.199
We told you by bus and my
faggot dads since we got on the bus
914
01:08:03.280 --> 01:08:09.199
were saying eye with a chain,
stick it in piles with the ca I
915
01:08:09.360 --> 01:08:13.239
hear it click, but why let
him bring the chain. And I was
916
01:08:13.239 --> 01:08:15.720
thinking that when one is poor,
the parents argue for the minimal chingadita that
917
01:08:15.840 --> 01:08:20.920
one has that cost them ten and
I said of Christ do not hear,
918
01:08:21.119 --> 01:08:24.159
but they pleaded for that gold.
Golfiti, a maga brother, 14-
919
01:08:25.199 --> 01:08:30.800
year- old gold shitters who was
Blaud. I asked for it fighting and
920
01:08:30.880 --> 01:08:33.479
I thought it was gold. Really, I' ve got that shitty girl,
921
01:08:33.720 --> 01:08:38.640
who' s from the good stuff
I happen to be going down to
922
01:08:38.640 --> 01:08:40.199
the center and we were. I
don' t know if you guys remember
923
01:08:40.279 --> 01:08:41.880
is that I was a long time
ago. I don' t go through
924
01:08:41.880 --> 01:08:45.159
there. But those who raised their
hand right now, those who already have
925
01:08:45.439 --> 01:08:51.479
as comorbidities pre- existences, remember
that in the center, who touched the
926
01:08:51.600 --> 01:08:59.239
store Aunt Auntie Auntie Auntie? You
had the uncle where the aunt was and
927
01:08:59.319 --> 01:09:04.159
then they put a law when the
law existed. It was this story and
928
01:09:04.359 --> 01:09:06.960
then I don' t know for
some strange reason. I kind of looked
929
01:09:08.000 --> 01:09:13.199
out at the window and there'
s so much traveling saleswoman and then he
930
01:09:13.239 --> 01:09:15.600
' s armed like taquitos. It
was a pity of that time and the
931
01:09:15.680 --> 01:09:19.560
whole car was standing and I was
looking like this when a man Maric passed
932
01:09:19.640 --> 01:09:26.159
by who took my chain and took
it and started running and I were the
933
01:09:26.199 --> 01:09:30.520
pleteros of the time. The cellos
have come a long way, they'
934
01:09:30.640 --> 01:09:35.439
ve already done well and Marica then
took the chain and I sat down and
935
01:09:35.520 --> 01:09:39.239
I started to cry my parents They
hadn' t noticed because, as I
936
01:09:39.279 --> 01:09:44.680
was already and I were there my
gold golf and yes, dad already kept
937
01:09:44.760 --> 01:09:48.760
the chain. They kept it from
me and I didn' t give it
938
01:09:48.760 --> 01:09:53.880
to me. Thanks for doing me
a favor. My parents don' t
939
01:09:53.960 --> 01:09:58.800
suffer to see clearly. When I
sat down, I started crying. So
940
01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:04.800
it' s okay to complain about
it, or else what happened to him,
941
01:10:05.079 --> 01:10:11.159
what happened to the kid, almost
crying on the pair with me,
942
01:10:11.159 --> 01:10:15.079
and I stole my chain. If
it' s too much for you,
943
01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:19.600
Jaja Marica, you started beating me
with a pussy, Ami, I don
944
01:10:19.720 --> 01:10:23.640
' t forget everything I say to
you if you' re a pussy,
945
01:10:24.039 --> 01:10:25.119
what we' re telling you.
And put yourself on. One thing you
946
01:10:25.279 --> 01:10:30.479
notice that day is that when you
have poor dad, how is that,
947
01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:39.399
bono, faggot, explain to us
please, güey to you steal it and
948
01:10:39.479 --> 01:10:45.079
lose self- esteem the fag dad
because he started telling me clearly how there
949
01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:48.960
is the fag, pa' to
buy another chain and let' s see
950
01:10:49.079 --> 01:10:54.560
and if clear how Marica chains give
me all and Güey Puta hit a whore
951
01:10:54.560 --> 01:10:58.880
that I was preferred iladro was stabbed
so that they would have seen me as
952
01:10:58.960 --> 01:11:01.119
with the one of regret and not
sa cantaleta. Also Hey' s penis
953
01:11:01.279 --> 01:11:04.720
that we' re losing him in
the fight, that we' re tearing
954
01:11:04.760 --> 01:11:06.479
him out Faggot, but it'
s just that his dad thinks. When
955
01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:12.239
the lady came to see Mirta open
me there boom opens the cloth. The
956
01:11:12.279 --> 01:11:18.359
one who had rob wine, red
wine, red wine, good red before
957
01:11:18.479 --> 01:11:20.880
to see for the new passions,
the jambal of the time. There was
958
01:11:20.920 --> 01:11:24.199
a year I was going to the
companies. It was carried like pods that
959
01:11:24.279 --> 01:11:30.319
opened up and there were chains and
not one like u wow, so is
960
01:11:30.359 --> 01:11:32.880
one how much is it worth?
No, no, one. I always
961
01:11:32.960 --> 01:11:35.880
wanted the thickest. No, and
so it is in the Christ. How
962
01:11:35.960 --> 01:11:40.880
much it' s worth So imagine
your daddy weon the slave you nail them.
963
01:11:40.960 --> 01:11:45.479
You remember I' m too old, or that' s too old.
964
01:11:45.520 --> 01:11:47.560
You didn' t feel too old
or I used to. There was
965
01:11:47.600 --> 01:11:50.079
your faggots, that the chain was
whatever it was. Besides, because all
966
01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:53.479
bad left her. That way,
they let go to make it sound.
967
01:11:53.840 --> 01:11:56.960
Not faggot, the chain was like
first communion. Oh, I know Daddy
968
01:11:57.079 --> 01:12:00.560
' s gonna ask God and bring
him a chain with Christo. And that
969
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:04.520
' s not like a tracheto uniform, a little slave, and here'
970
01:12:04.520 --> 01:12:08.800
s a faggot. That' s
it, hahaha, no. But above
971
01:12:08.880 --> 01:12:13.600
all the country culture there are still
people who have gold chain almost no longer
972
01:12:13.600 --> 01:12:15.880
seen, but it was things and
silver. The thick one that looks like
973
01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:21.119
that chain, bike, baby tops. To me what' s bigger is
974
01:12:21.199 --> 01:12:26.520
that piece of silver, more b- ball isn' t that silver.
975
01:12:26.560 --> 01:12:29.199
That' s how, but it' s not enough for the Golfi parrot.
976
01:12:29.520 --> 01:12:32.000
So not silver, the silver doesn' t look silver anymore. Yeah,
977
01:12:32.439 --> 01:12:34.720
yeah, okay. We' d
be done by the end of it.
978
01:12:38.119 --> 01:12:41.800
I' m gonna try to save
this, but Güey' s gonna
979
01:12:41.800 --> 01:12:45.800
be hanging. Turns out Manager will
or won' t kill you, no,
980
01:12:45.319 --> 01:12:47.880
no, he won' t kill
you or not. I mean,
981
01:12:48.319 --> 01:12:53.600
real- life stories. I wouldn' t be able to stick to my
982
01:12:54.239 --> 01:12:59.640
notes on leaf syndrome in yellow.
No, no, what changed her or
983
01:12:59.760 --> 01:13:03.439
doesn' t take away my laba, because they' re memories that I
984
01:13:03.640 --> 01:13:05.840
had very much I don' t
forget. It' s been so long,
985
01:13:05.920 --> 01:13:09.760
some of them have already forgotten me. But because tunally I brought them
986
01:13:09.800 --> 01:13:12.840
written for almost not my b day
like this. No. No, no,
987
01:13:12.920 --> 01:13:17.319
no. I remember I started falling
in love with laughter. It'
988
01:13:17.399 --> 01:13:19.079
s a romantic dream. I didn' t fall in love with laughter.
989
01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:26.600
It was a gray morning No.
My dad was a joker. Then the
990
01:13:26.680 --> 01:13:28.680
man didn' t joke. I
saw people laughing and more the midwife'
991
01:13:28.880 --> 01:13:34.520
s, no, Faggot. Then
I learned from the jokes I was throwing
992
01:13:34.560 --> 01:13:40.159
at my dad. I learned the
spells and there was my dad then he,
993
01:13:40.359 --> 01:13:45.279
when the friends came to the house, he said Aristo Come, cast
994
01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:47.800
him spellers, because I didn'
t understand why they laughed so much and
995
01:13:47.880 --> 01:13:50.720
I said Faggot. I' m
more funny with my dad I' m
996
01:13:50.720 --> 01:13:55.760
here. I remember that I had
a couple of repeaters whenever I was Carlitos
997
01:13:55.800 --> 01:13:57.520
cun A Come on, tell him
a joke about him with a friend.
998
01:13:57.560 --> 01:14:00.800
There, friends of the company.
Reg or, I' m already afraid,
999
01:14:01.119 --> 01:14:02.680
I' m under a lot of
pressure. Guys, let' s
1000
01:14:02.760 --> 01:14:06.239
go there or what. Or no, no, no, finish, no,
1001
01:14:06.359 --> 01:14:11.640
no. No. Then I said
no, because imagine that the other
1002
01:14:11.760 --> 01:14:14.840
time I was at a party,
I was there for a side outside and
1003
01:14:14.840 --> 01:14:19.359
as I was not invited, I
started throwing pabitas on my head. Then,
1004
01:14:19.840 --> 01:14:23.960
then, and why he threw himself
in the head. No, because
1005
01:14:24.079 --> 01:14:27.840
the other time he heard my mom
telling him my dad no wife in the
1006
01:14:27.840 --> 01:14:34.720
head and he just walked in.
Yeah, it was a time of no.
1007
01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:39.439
I don' t want to be
the one to say it, no,
1008
01:14:40.199 --> 01:14:42.479
because I have the other mom.
That gentleman told me that if I
1009
01:14:42.560 --> 01:14:44.399
hit a little sucker, he'
d give me this little chain. But
1010
01:14:44.439 --> 01:14:46.840
if I' m there, it' s not too strong. It'
1011
01:14:46.920 --> 01:14:50.680
s also true, yes, I
don' t know others, but I
1012
01:14:50.760 --> 01:14:55.640
told him because I know another me, my dad is eating the bulb and
1013
01:14:55.640 --> 01:14:57.560
said that day I heard him say
dad that I' m going to eat
1014
01:14:57.560 --> 01:15:02.760
it. And so I have more. I brought them here. Friends,
1015
01:15:05.359 --> 01:15:09.319
we' re never done. Captain, I had another lack of my fag
1016
01:15:09.319 --> 01:15:11.880
history. For me, it was
far too short. We don' t
1017
01:15:11.960 --> 01:15:16.520
have to see girls, two of
us, no, but let' s
1018
01:15:17.119 --> 01:15:19.560
pass a hat, the chi that
people already contribute. No, for example,
1019
01:15:19.840 --> 01:15:23.960
coming from Cali and only an hour
and a half seems disrespectful to me.
1020
01:15:24.920 --> 01:15:29.880
There' s Marica ten and seventeen
now and forty- seven stories that
1021
01:15:29.960 --> 01:15:32.039
I have left here. My first
platonic love was Gloria Valencia de Castaño.
1022
01:15:34.399 --> 01:15:38.520
The influences of my time were Gloria
de Valencia de Castaño, Pacheco, sonata
1023
01:15:38.600 --> 01:15:42.960
Mario. Thanks to them, I
bought my first shoes and man place the
1024
01:15:45.079 --> 01:15:47.600
kilometer bar less bad. They stayed, let' s say, one like
1025
01:15:47.600 --> 01:15:50.760
that. When I turned six,
I had a party and a drum caked
1026
01:15:50.840 --> 01:15:54.880
with a flute MestÃan de pantalon.
That' s very good. Fourth for
1027
01:15:54.920 --> 01:16:00.399
the next one. But I have
one and it was that when I was
1028
01:16:00.399 --> 01:16:02.960
a faggot boy, for me it
was very uncomfortable to go to Mass,
1029
01:16:03.159 --> 01:16:05.960
because it was the ones that forced
me, because whenever my parents had it
1030
01:16:05.960 --> 01:16:11.720
was slutty. We went to Frank
when the priest said I was trying to
1031
01:16:11.760 --> 01:16:15.880
take Mass very seriously. But when
the priest said we always got him up
1032
01:16:15.000 --> 01:16:20.800
to the lord uy Vease. I
swear that what I suffered from not laughing,
1033
01:16:23.119 --> 01:16:25.520
that is, I felt that I
had the devil inside, because my
1034
01:16:25.640 --> 01:16:30.279
mother was the one that Pablo said
from Chiquito, when I had to kneel
1035
01:16:30.359 --> 01:16:33.079
down and do this, I knelt
down and I carved my knees a lot.
1036
01:16:33.119 --> 01:16:35.720
I remember I was complaining to my
mom and my mom didn' t
1037
01:16:35.800 --> 01:16:42.000
tell me that was the weight of
my sins. Or sha, Maria,
1038
01:16:42.079 --> 01:16:45.920
that I was like seven years old
and I, but what whores and done,
1039
01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:49.079
what I did before the four that
I' m not going to what
1040
01:16:49.239 --> 01:16:53.560
that was so bad bitch told me
that was the weight of my sins.
1041
01:16:55.159 --> 01:16:58.760
Faggot, then, for me that' s like I said, she was
1042
01:16:58.840 --> 01:17:01.560
a whore. My knees are heavy. Then I have many sins and when
1043
01:17:01.600 --> 01:17:06.199
the priest says so, we have
risen and the Lord but it would be
1044
01:17:06.279 --> 01:17:12.319
chevere we have raised the Lord and
a no friend. Thank you very much.
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01:17:13.720 --> 01:17:32.520
The praget rro method until the Arjona
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