April 3, 2024
Anécdotas montañeras

"Las fuentes de los parques, son un imán de gamines"
Frank Martínez, poeta Antioqueño.
Esa sola idea genial, sería suficiente para que se antojaran de oír este capítulo.
Pero para lo escépticos tenemos algo más. Charalá no es el único pueblo...
"Las fuentes de los parques, son un imán de gamines"
Frank Martínez, poeta Antioqueño.
Esa sola idea genial, sería suficiente para que se antojaran de oír este capítulo.
Pero para lo escépticos tenemos algo más. Charalá no es el único pueblo tormentoso en la vida de Germán. Otra población lo acogió ante una crisis financiera.
Del tema del capítulo hablamos después, porque hubo una confusión entre nuestro amplio equipo, y resultamos hablando de escaleras eléctricas y las diferencias de los gatos de finca con los gatos de ciudad.
Díganos montañeros si quieren, pero si de algo sabemos es de confundir los temas y contar anécdotas.
Frank Martínez, poeta Antioqueño.
Esa sola idea genial, sería suficiente para que se antojaran de oír este capítulo.
Pero para lo escépticos tenemos algo más. Charalá no es el único pueblo tormentoso en la vida de Germán. Otra población lo acogió ante una crisis financiera.
Del tema del capítulo hablamos después, porque hubo una confusión entre nuestro amplio equipo, y resultamos hablando de escaleras eléctricas y las diferencias de los gatos de finca con los gatos de ciudad.
Díganos montañeros si quieren, pero si de algo sabemos es de confundir los temas y contar anécdotas.
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To my children of the Arjona method, cachetons is, radio listens and above
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all, card vientes, because thanks
to you are that the Arjona method manages
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to survive, because we assume that
you buy the ballots, ballots that we
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have available for Bogotá on April 12
and for Megine on April 5. How
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are my dear panelists here with the
checkbook. I' ve got some left.
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Yes, it would be very nice
to walk with the polet, as
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well as on a zero heel.
So in pushing, it' s the
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most tedious. I' ve already
bought several. We' ve got chow
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the twelve, how many numbers I
cut off from them what you' ve
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seen that whenever they offered him a
number one he doesn' t give a
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shit. The number yes, because
they are already getting in there similar with
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bow and no, but choose me
for anything and goal that any one you
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wanted me up one at the bottom
felt like Mother Teresa once thought And is
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that there is something to help him, Marica, because truth all the liters
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of rum I care about an ass, the brown with three legs and second
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put a leg of a marranoa.
Mary, when you' ve seen I
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' m a person who says hears, you know who' s making a
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raffle. Okay. I really like
to buy raffles and I think I'
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ve re- introduced if you know
here I' m raffling an iron.
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Tell me weon doesn' t hear
exactly and a lady offers it a rose
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pot no, Mrs Aminta, I' m fourteen years old I' m
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not interested in the subject of giving
raffle five moves and that' s what
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they' ve done. How my
friend Frank the skinny has gone, my
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friend German talks to Castilians looks that
way, it gives Frank a serious tone
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that almost military cut, an influence
of his pad forward. If you'
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ll just give it to me,
please tell me where that military court is
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coming from. We' re not
going to skip that, but I did
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get too low. Let' s
go with the second topic. Or anything
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that got him in. We touched
on that subject, the hairdressers. We
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talked about that a little while ago. No, yes, Mari is a
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believer. Yeah, but where,
where. I don' t see him
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around here who doesn' t.
Faggot, no, no. No.
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In fact, that is in the
chapter we are recording today came out the
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chapter of work two stuff and there
we mentioned. I told them an anecdote
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that my mom once came to the
house with a permanent one that looked like
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the pio at spill. Yeah,
my dad and I looked at each other
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like, what happened to him more, you know, mom, how I
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look like you guys don' t
hear, but not how you guys are
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here, how are you guys that
strangers long ago I don' t go
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to those nice lands. It'
s hot, it' s hot.
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I mean, you saw the mantle
bathed in the Burger King tanks. I
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totally agree. I totally agree.
And that one I feel because I was
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hot. Yeah, they cut off
his water, you dog fucker and take
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a bath and instead of saying a
friend, faggot, let me take a
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shower that I' m hot.
Geón, Marica, you, when you
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were a little boy, didn'
t bathe in the pile. When you
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bathe like this, you get to
places where you didn' t know the
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water before. That' s a
loss. It' s just that the
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laundry room, the laundry room,
yes, not the laundry room. But
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weon, that' s one thing
that' s been discontinued a lot,
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because before, in all the parks, for example in Manizale, in the
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main parks, there were sources and
that' s a no mande gante and
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I' m the way. Then
I remember my dad telling you, Dad,
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but why I can' t get
in there. No, it'
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s not that that' s their
pool, because they don' t have
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the going. But we' re
going to the Vacaciónmeta center, Daddy,
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we' re going to the compensation
box that you' ve got you know
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what' s already other kind of
walkers. Ja Yes, of course,
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Marin, as you are all sweet
and of good family, you little clothes
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go that in the jacuzz not all
or is queer. I remember I got
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a lot of bullying in the garden
because I came in with the gardener smelling
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like the haja banderia. You remember
which of the gardener that was like a
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wand, that had like a calgaderite, the gardener of the children' s
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world that, by the way,
a little while ago wrote to me a
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listener the Jona method that studied in
my own garden and we studied the same
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year and I read him the lio
Buta I will go visit her because I
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was in an old man in which
to go not. But he told me,
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Marica told me, because I am
also in the world of children,
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kindergarten, children' s world was
called kindergarten Bilingüey, world of Lonjajajajajajajajajajajajajaja,
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such and secretary Güey, digitized of
him what has happened with that technique?
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They don' t remember me,
at least I remember my generation being a
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whore. That little word was so
trite. I mean, everybody was a
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secretary and pretty compotarized. What happened
to all that given is that we start
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part apart. What happened already.
There are no secretaries, no real weon
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you or yes ay, but I
where. Yeah, but now they'
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re assistants, oh and assistant secretary
who they' re actually taking to Motellier
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and the secretary is the maid is
that sniff. I know this is my
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executive assistant, but celebrate that there
are two by one at the Bilingüey High
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Howi motel or THC Office of Fray
MartÃnez Okara Heavel and computer computing. Of
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course, I earn everything that gave
tasks at the age of eighteen was already
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the owner of the world. You
know he' s the one who said
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Secretary Ovilling and computerized was the career
of the future. Right with typing.
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That faggot is in the same place
Black Buster was left. They didn'
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t see her coming, but you
see you' re an engineer. You
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' re going to know the language
that I' m going to speak or
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put up So, of course we
did what we call World today that'
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s the evolution of a program that
was called World Perfect. Yes, of
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course, yes, or that before
for you to be able to install the
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perfect Ward you had to insert the
de or remember all that. Uy güeón
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is that it is that of course, the person who knew how to do
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that was that he had two biscuits
that I started pi to systems in the
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WIS was still used the floppy disk
and there were five hundred twelve that one
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had to drop the juice and got
more virus than a son of a bitch.
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I mean, if you kept and
a final job marks. No more
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sure was how it made us hurt
if not all the time it was cordiste,
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so in the jab break that ran
it until they jumped, jumped the
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spring and a slut' s eye. There was the typing work ahahahahahahahahaha and
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that one died. Not that stuff. It' s all fag stuff,
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too, and I think the trades
will be less and less. Or I
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can fly one that I think a
lot about the sobanderos, but to Mari,
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but it is that Marin I believe
that never he in the House of
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Madrid never entered a sobandero to me
They always started me Germán did something practical
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banderon yes clear. I once clenched
a finger in my hand and those manners
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made me see the spirits that were
right there in the premises, because sobandero
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that respects also passes magic, black, moorings and must be loved and smells
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like ointment. We had not already
said that the guerrillas recruited that banner to
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torture me. Sa beat home to
this one the boxaaaaaa. Like the cove
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doesn' t show up. Call
the sobandero. I took him to the
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ankle to see higüey, whore where
the silver is, and weon, of
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course, that' s right,
that' s right, it was races
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that cleared the gulf, the belt
strap if it would be bad. Weón
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to speak like that, to speak
of force alias the sobandero was the madman
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and here pull that banner taking from
the sideburns. Yeah, like a cigarette.
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No, no, no, I' m saying you don' t
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know what you' re doing.
I find it sad that the sensorist'
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s missing. You touched them elevator
player or not clear güey was like,
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was to visit badly imagine imagine and
merge in the induction of the elevatorist.
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Well, this is the control panel. She just sat in her chair.
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So let' s say you go
up to someone' s floor one.
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You would oppress the one. That' s not the first thing I rehearse.
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It was a booth in a training
simulator. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. If it'
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s not floor one, you oppressed
basement one. You have to repeat the
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test again in the simulator. Let' s see last question to go to
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practice in case of emergency. Or
he' d press himself to open one
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- floor doors. C him from
the OVI alarm. Think what moved him
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so and she was a whore.
No. One locked eight hours in there,
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what a laziness, and in that
little butaquito, that little butaquito.
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Then it served him a lot because
and losing him is that all the sensorists
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had impeccable uniform and sparrows and none
were under seventy- seven years old.
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Pure. Gentlemen, it' s
like you' re a pensioner. There
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are several proposals in the elevators of
a building. That' s why Frank
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hears you' re a comedian.
My dad' s got the whore ah
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when you were a sororist, he' s selling it is they gave him
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endowments. Then we' re looking. It is true that Darrio got to
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play and it was very char because
I said which floor and one eight I
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thank him. Thank you, because
I wouldn' t have been able to.
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I imagine what the pilots' advisors
thought of as I work and that
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' s where you have to study
longer, not and say when they finished
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the job or make them soloists.
Well, I' m ready, I
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' m not leaving everything, but
on your own responsibility, I' m
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not you once I want to see
you don' t say ay why I
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' m smokin' a gusto.
I want to see when I go to
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the fifth floor and end up in
the basement. But, well, like
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you' re not a word.
Imagine anguish and adrenaline. On the first
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day that there was no sensorist one
like that waving for yourself like what'
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s a bitch' s eye one
that all comes along well that I was
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the mistress, was the l and
under my programming ama I' m going
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to ride an elevator. If I
don' t call her back, I
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love her very much. I think
seven floors Chamo My mom will call me
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when the elevator goes. Again mom
is that in this advisor I have no
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sign look to see pepe what it
is, why are you with your mother
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I was for this, to look
at the subject. You' re going
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to see a teaching joke. I' m sure. No. No,
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no, no, no, no, oh, of course, he'
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s looking for me to get into
the elevator, he walks in to the
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consultant and tells him what else,
what, such his day, his life,
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of his life. If the joke
also died with the prophecy. But
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weon, I do, I mean
if you remember the first time you set
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up an elevator, no, I
didn' t. Not for that.
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I mean, that gives us to
introduce the topic known today. These are
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mountain anecdotes, but I remember,
I remember that I came to tell where
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my uncles rode in elevator of the
Banco del Comercio, in the building of
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the Banco Comercio. It was my
first advisor ride What do I tell you?
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I suck, that void that feels
like a wolf to the floor one
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like a bitch, but it was
no more, as it was more like
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the impression of the rest. I
don' t have much more to tell
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you to borrow, pass a theme
and disassemble in the elevator. There are
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some lifts that are scary, not
those of For example, in Cartagena there
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are still such ones in some hotels
that it is of that that like that
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Villita wey is grilled the door so
uy fag. Those give me a lot
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of us if there' s people
who' s banging on that fence.
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Of course that was the fingernails that
today rich look at faggot. But I
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tell you one thing at some point, because expensive sensors, I mean,
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they' re still very expensive and
they' ve all been expensive. I
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guess they said there' s a
way to leave costs boss and it'
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s not to make you the door
you seen that there are some advisors,
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or that, I mean, you
get up and go through the building and
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you see how it goes between floor
and floor, you just open the door.
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It' s like a fridge door, it opens and closes on the
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floor, but you get into the
cubicle and you take it. And that
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' s scary that the most used
do like that. But it' s
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a danger. It' s a
danger. No, but, right now,
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he tells you the first time he
rode the elevator. If I remember
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the first time I rode in an
elevator, that on the other end I
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had a glass and one could see
people as I' m going up in
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the elevator. I mean, and
I remember in the fourth stage and looking
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for Manga Ponte and they put one
handrail one looking at all the people of
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Juan Valdea. Well, cough of
little girls, not all of them or
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but being on another level, that
is, assessor with outside window, not
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that, yeah, that' s
another dimension. That' s a nice
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guy. Those people go to a
see if that' s another oringa world,
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but look at talking about mountain anecdotes
and welcoming him to the subject.
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If you' ll allow me to
start going like this, you' ll
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change the subject. And since we' re talking about that being that don
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' t give you the floor for
anecdotes mountaineering the Arjona project method welcome.
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No, no, no, but
they did, for what they didn'
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t. If you mean, we' re talking mountaineers, that is,
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we' re just imagine Japan.
You believe that Japan some newspaper when was
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the first time this pile. That' s another schin my brother, really,
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but I can tell you an ote
was a farm that you were a
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queer mountain. The first time Manizales, a small homeland nestled in the mountains
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of the western mountain range of our
beautiful country, is a population that has
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come from less to more. We' re not going anywhere. It passed
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to the year eighty- one.
I was six years old to put the
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mountain in some way. Where'
s the mountain town but no. Now
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that you' re writing down,
we traveled on vacation to Cali and went
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to the Communion Center, the one
center I had for a little manicular like
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me, a very big attraction that
was the electric ladder. I mean,
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be sure, they were already born
with electric scale in their cities, we
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from Manizales. Until very recently weon
there was an electric ladder of Manizales.
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He' s talking about 20 years
ago that he became an attraction. People
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went to the mall. I mean, really, it became an attraction and
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people, that is, there are
videos and Pereira' s were making a
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lot of fun of us in the
patio rivalry. We are not going to
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discuss at this time a greeting for
the dogs of perera, but and the
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walled ones mocked us that because we
had electric scarve for twenty years. But
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I went up the scale and I
peed wey I peed in the series of
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the pica, of the emotion,
of the emotion like what I said armed,
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like ay manico, the smallest people
and I was so small, I
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didn' t give him much scare
to get into the ladder, that is,
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like it was, like the first
step. You don' t know
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how I helped the other foot was
fucking me you know it was like when
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you played, rope that you were
like at what time, within the same
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thing, like that good faggot,
if I had to go, I would
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have here there was mahorica. Then
my first time in a mall, which
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was in the center of conversation,
in the center of Cali, and the
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first time electric scale, memié mem
emis proquets, which I wore proques,
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I remember because it was his faggot. I didn' t remember that mark.
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Sure, a mountaineer since he was
a kid. Well, they didn
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' t have other things anymore.
He was taken private and that' s
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what my dad did. But that
goes further than it does today. Not
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what he says. When you didn' t ride and you rode for primordials,
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when you came up, you came
in with sorocho and you all weeded
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one of fantasy No You, Until
what years? You guys, what year?
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They played on the electric ladders like
idiots coming down the stairs and or
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look at me go up the wrong
way. I notice when the kids playing
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that go up the ones to go
down or down the ones of their bit
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yochi we can idiots. But how
many times your mom didn' t tell
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you to watch out for the electric
ladder. They' re very dangerous.
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There' s a kid' s
leg' s gone once Faggot. I
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saw it and I already counted it
in the method. Jona once saw like
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an electric ladder and she was swallowed
half a shoe and her feet were nailed
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to a hairy one. He didn' t miss his foot. It was
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his foot because he saw me so
big, because it wasn' t his
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day. It wasn' t his
turn. It was not his turn to
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lose a good foot, it is
that no one loses a foot on the
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hilly eve of the skinny and sister
aderinte. I think we misunderstood the subject.
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Then ah because that' s not
a mountain story. I bring pure
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anecdotes of faggot farm do it is
that those who passed in the pincas there
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is no faggot. When we installed
the jaco, yes, ay faggot,
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installum ya cus a finca and bicha
no ay como como como cus but I
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started to follow the case to german
why. I asked Marica what you'
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re going to talk about and you
tell me that if you don' t
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read about villages, let' s
see that this is pure people. Not
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me from the coast of Paula,
because mountains or I understood the subject.
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You know I always do the judicious
homework and I, well, I haven
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' t been that mountaineer. The
truth as I have I can tell you
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partner things that win other people with
me, but you tell it and there
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you gamo air ra, there we
throw pods with what you say. You
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can' t just sit around and
see what you can think of. He
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asked me to guide him wrong on
the subject, because I to talk about
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when he lived in Lebria Marica and
he was passing a lot of rock already,
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but it is that queer the word
mounts tilo that of the electric ladder
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of the advisor and I to queer
already fear we are like the commercial of
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mom for tomorrow. I have to
go dress up the little beaver just like
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that, but well not a little
snack, a mix a mix of things
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that happen to him the mompaneros and
things that happen on the estates ahead.
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Yeah, cermon and skinny. The
title' s gonna be a little long.
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But the important thing is that there' s a snack. What matters
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is that we laugh at people laughing
at us. What matters is our power
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and our blessing. Or not.
Laughter is listening to the bold one.
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More I want to hear the first
mountain band anecdote, but Marica swears that
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I said the skinny must have many
mountain girl anecdotes. So I' m
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not asking Ra again. He made
a career with a mountain anecdote and today
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he didn' t. There comes
saulo alpoleda to workshop and alpan to help
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me and the horn that will help
me farm cat. This is a joke
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of estates that on the estate,
but that farm is on a mountain,
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on a mustache, on a good
mountain another enters. I' ll do
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the planici and plateaus. I'
ve got it on another schedule. When
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we made humor of that farm cat
that respected one there was always for a
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cat that lost three days and appeared
three days later as if it had been
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in a world cat war more helmet
than a son of a bitch and the
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cat is super normal without an ear. Not those anecdotes. I' ve
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got more pine cone dogs from the
fag gas, but yeah, let'
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s stop there. The farm cat
is very different. The house cat needed
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why Marica, Because the house cat, if it eats concentrate, if as
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concentrate that it is not it gives
vomiting, it falls off, hair,
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is delicao not weon gets intoxicated like
a mouse. On the other hand,
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the farm cat, if it'
s time to go and fight a bull,
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is going to die. You can
wake up on the farm the cat
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is with letus and Vienna is eating
his feet and kitty yes no, not
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farm cat and undressed is cracked like
a fucking manna and with one eye.
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So and the cleaner and nothing comes. They kill me there, but all
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roads are richer than life. So
I saw the cat when a controller and
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a fake worried because the cat doesn' t go. Eight days ago ay
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another batallita ga the pinga man pica
with a pottico of the cat. My
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chin was lost when I recompensed soon
has neither this eye nor the ear.
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Basically that when the lord of a
farm has made the word sterilize hahahahahahaja.
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We didn' t magine what you
might ever think. There' s a
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finca of skinny cats, which can
be said by those pyres like melos of
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the city I wish they' d
bought to take an eye out for Faggot.
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Besides, you were going to the
farm as a kid. You come
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back at age forty and there are
still some cats that are the great grandchildren
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of cats and you know because that
continues to reproduce. Not clear and he
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drank weon milk and watched like a
dog. It' s not true.
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He says no. Gatica had an
eight- cat litter and ate two because
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she was hungry. The children are
the nuggets. No. It' s
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not a tribute to the farm cat
and they' re also killing out on
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three cats, if it' s
as wild as they' ve always told
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one. They say that because supposedly
the one who turns shit to the cat
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and he says mother or not.
No. No. But if they say
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that because I' ve read ok
ok it' s that the cat'
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s penis has a hook that rips
the canal, cat sheath and deposits the
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sperm there. So, of course, when you do the cat gigo we
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ok what you say is wide.
If he takes it, I kill it,
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but I' ve never seen a
cat that loves esca has died there
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a faggot nest of culiar, I
can' t get a crazy gateaa remembers
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me. Yeah, after Benicio,
you' re dead and you' re
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missing mate, that is, killing
him is very easy. That' s
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where he gets so much energy.
It' s not like they say the
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pee is like a little Christmas tree. Then it' s easy to get
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in. But if getting him out
makes shit out of everything inside and not
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and that gives and another important issue, Sancho already seemed very grateful to me.
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Already a little tree is more tender, the sweetest thing about the Christmas
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tree, but he does the telling
how much to see us he heard in
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the neighborhood, in the village,
which is above, in the mountain where
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I lived that I heard one that
scream of that pussy cat, that just
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tore her vagina and one said ay
faggot. That' s the crybaby who
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always mistook the scream of the cats. And I do that fucking cats fighting
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every night, and I don'
t think it' s so much for
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him to fuck on the roof.
No, I mean, he' s
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got the whole universe for them.
And it' s like there' s
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nothing going on, canoita, ok
no, but it' s like camire
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that up there no one gets us
to hear us, but don' t
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let them see us. But dish
has cat and cat or two males and
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a sterilized female. He was clear, I mean, and sterilized doesn'
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t make him want anything. Or
how they work the turn. There,
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yeah, well, nothing. That
seems extremely cruel to me. I mean,
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people are in a campaign. Everything
now has to be sterilized, sterilized.
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But, Marica, behind that,
it seems to me that the message
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is very scary, because that one
takes away the desire to chop that you
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already someone superior. You tell him
you don' t prick or worry,
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you don' t prick que good
redo not there eating and drinking and jas
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no güey whore as you give guitar
and pleasure to cut me off the len,
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I drink the tail. Per and
what you' re going to part
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what you said frank is they take
away that a cat your dream was going
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to be a mom, no dreams. Yes, yes, outside dreams.
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If I dream of the beautiful little
pair and cat and the little girl hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,
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it goes anect to this mountaineer as
I want to command her, as
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you imagine, how she gets nasca
that chimba have listened to the friend,
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but look that we laugh more with
the cat than with the electric ladder of
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nobody and of the dog and of
the dog, that the legs of the
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back do not serve him at all, so that he took it a car,
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but the saved of miracle, we
speak of doggy dragging by tuculo with
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a bone of truth, with a
cub, with a thorn. The farm
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dog doesn' t know that in
the city they sell the supermarkets the bone
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already passes to the dog, the
one that goes like they' re going
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to come a bone in a supermarket, manages the dog or marries them and
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home. I have to kill.
My own bone was the dog standing like
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the bow or dancing for two hours
when the boss does san caroaaaaaa and the
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dog of Fica, as he did
here in the city, they all walk
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with the set, they all have
the four patabuelas as if madrica a morro
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and no more dragging the legs and
cares Marino, but truth, the dog,
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the dog that grows like this in
Mount Marica is capable of everything,
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because I remember that I was going
to give a bone to one of the
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bitches that I tell you here Mari
that on that day there were like three
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people here and the three in unison
not Marica, eye that the chips that
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I want Rica, but it seems
the meme the dog. So everything,
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so, of course, Wow as
a bone is chopped what the other one.
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You think the butler once was with
the butler on the estate. He
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made the dog with a newspaper next
door to do something or gave him a
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spade- a- a- a- a- a- a a-
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a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a
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a- a- a- a-
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a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a
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a- a- a- a-
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a- a- a- a-
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a- a- a- a-
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a- a- a- a- a- a- a. It
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was a leg. They' ve
got a straw, not the kid with
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that pin. You think he'
s Colombian. The one who helps calls
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him butler or living. Maori say
butler, well the caretaker, because I
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know how many kicks. The living
if at the time of reaching heaven one
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had to be held accountable, how
many kicks must justify a carer and a
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farm with a dog. That fact
must be revalued. It was just like
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a dog at mass. Don'
t dog you on the farm. Güey
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that a maca dog. The purgatory
of a dog is on a farm the
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children hitting them with stones. But
that' s easy. The dog that
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passed the year was a farm.
He deserves life. We do, even
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the one who makes up that he' s going crazy is a car.
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It was the living ork that fell, killed him, noted paw, grabbed
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00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:48.599
him by a car, fell him
and killed him. I don' t
395
00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:51.079
remember the other time it was a
Weon estate. There was a dog called
396
00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:56.559
Dunger uyese and my whore looked at
him one with hate heon ajaaaaa the man
397
00:31:56.720 --> 00:32:01.240
thought that we were all like the
care of the Weon estate and one looked
398
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:08.599
at him like my dad already and
you Peli güey, but they were already
399
00:32:08.599 --> 00:32:15.440
disappearing him, since they realized that
Dangers no longer put so many scares or
400
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:20.720
but jes to one put the care
of the farm Marica. We need a
401
00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:25.640
dog that breeds fear. Get him
Dange, put him angel to get there
402
00:32:27.240 --> 00:32:30.880
Faggot, the dog or the danger
line, like it' s dog danger,
403
00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:35.359
but bravo and he ate that,
no or, but a dog as
404
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:37.559
it' s called. He knows
very much what the dog was called,
405
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:42.039
who was the one who commanded the
whole estate where I lived in Lebrigen Cusaman
406
00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:47.000
Marica, who called PipilÃn, PipilÃn
was called but we talked about Pipilingue,
407
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:51.359
but we did not leave next to
Pisan what was called Cusy San. I
408
00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:54.480
never mentioned this one before. Jac
Usaman Cusaman is a sidewalk of Nebrisan,
409
00:32:54.960 --> 00:32:59.839
a sidewalk left in Lebrija and there
it was where I lived as one two
410
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:02.599
with my family. You were in
Lebrija, Lebrija, you were in Lebrija,
411
00:33:02.680 --> 00:33:09.839
you are four kilometers after Bucaramanga airport
and six more kilometers since Cusaman road,
412
00:33:10.240 --> 00:33:15.000
and that' s where I lived
about six years. That' s
413
00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:20.359
why I brought so many anecdotes.
Uh, I mean, conuco, it
414
00:33:20.559 --> 00:33:23.319
was a passing home for you,
because it was really called the Lucos Games.
415
00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:29.519
It was my childhood Charala from eight
to eleven, then Towers of Alexandria.
416
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:34.000
A year later they looked from San
Lorenzo to the nineteen and then Lebrijas
417
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:38.359
nineteen. Water there twenty- three
and she voluntarily went to Lebrija to Accusama
418
00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:43.599
Marica that if I am about twelve, as I go with my parents,
419
00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:46.799
not at nineteen, I went with
my parents Iran to Cusaman. Our family
420
00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:51.000
fell into disgrace and we went to
live on the estate of an aunt of
421
00:33:51.079 --> 00:33:57.640
my uncle Ampario or Weon clearly won
let' s change the estate a spade.
422
00:33:58.119 --> 00:34:07.920
We speak great misfortunes in Santander,
one forward and sister Jajajajaja. We
423
00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:09.320
think the worst thing that' s
gonna happen to him is God. This
424
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:13.800
was charalada and it doesn' t
come to say that his family went to
425
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:17.199
take care of a farm to cuisaman
didn' t go to take care of
426
00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:20.400
not an uncle. You told him
the babysitter brother, but it' s
427
00:34:20.480 --> 00:34:27.199
how he drives. I count butler
granium, me with a little, tiny,
428
00:34:29.400 --> 00:34:35.119
civic act, elementary school, with
a macheta the child. I bring
429
00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:38.840
a machetico to the boy, no, not a guy. I bought a
430
00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:43.960
lebrija farm, I bought a large
plot, a very large estate, and
431
00:34:44.039 --> 00:34:46.480
he parked it. Then an aunt
bought a piece of land, made a
432
00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:50.480
house. Another aunt, my aunt
sheltered my aunt Hilda, and we lived
433
00:34:50.519 --> 00:34:55.920
several relatives there and we asked for
my aunt Amparoja. The owners were leaving
434
00:34:57.000 --> 00:35:00.760
and it was us, watch out, Mario, others were going to take
435
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:06.159
the pool. You believe that the
living respect the house. From the boss,
436
00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:10.760
or when the pool isn' t. You think a butler snuck into
437
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:17.760
bed. I know it came on
the boss' s pillow. Ajajaja in
438
00:35:17.840 --> 00:35:28.000
the portrait bearing of the already ill- bred bosses. Fucking people own the
439
00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:31.039
house go to the house on the
farm once a month and the living one
440
00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:36.039
is already all the dma and they
are going to put together swimming pools with
441
00:35:36.159 --> 00:35:40.239
the friends of the sidewalk worth.
But a parenthesis I' m sorry to
442
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:50.039
get it out of the bucket but
I remember my grandfather had a weon farm
443
00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:55.280
that would make it easier to climb
to coals. I wasn' t going
444
00:35:55.360 --> 00:36:01.320
to anyone wey' cause it came
out. No, well, some of
445
00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:04.599
them were going to keep him,
and some faggot guy told him why not.
446
00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:12.000
I command her to paint rather make
a very hollow wall good. Then
447
00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:20.280
my grandfather almost never went. But
if you bite me then that my grandfather
448
00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:22.559
had cattle and had so, I
mean, it was a little prick,
449
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:24.360
but I had cattle or I didn' t win. Sounds like heads of
450
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:30.599
20, 000 cattle houses. They
didn' t have four, four cows
451
00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:35.119
and eight chickens, and every time
I went, I saw what happened to
452
00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:37.599
the chickens. Julio doesn' t
boss the chickens. There' s a
453
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:40.119
chucha that' s eating it.
I don' t queer that I cooked
454
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:44.320
them a chucha, but only ate
my grandfather' s, Julio' s,
455
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:52.119
the carer didn' t never touch
them heon and they died in the
456
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:57.559
cows of the man I didn'
t understand no, no, no,
457
00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:00.039
Luis Angels those cows of yours dropped
a very rare disease and he died little
458
00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:06.519
by little. The disease had the
name of the caretaker. I think the
459
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:10.199
one who laughed at my grandfather'
s estate said no aex die Madrid rémolo
460
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:17.719
how you would say the joke that, that don' t throw away that
461
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.559
painted like that in a personal peasant
tone. I would play a peasant already
462
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:27.280
sense that he went alive there and
then I looked like a whore seems good
463
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:37.039
paintre and pray neither pinter lirida,
good skinny anecdotes mountaineer two friend. This
464
00:37:37.159 --> 00:37:40.440
story is sad. I don'
t know if I ever told her,
465
00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:45.920
but I don' t think so, because she' s one of my
466
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:51.360
secret mountain files. Year two thousand, two thousand fifteen. I think I
467
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:57.199
was invited to a show at the
Cundinamarca table. Then I went there because
468
00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:00.880
they told me that I was going
to introduce myself to a school that I
469
00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:01.679
was, because she was a whore. I mean, I couldn' t
470
00:38:01.800 --> 00:38:06.199
believe it before I went because I
said no, but you know him a
471
00:38:06.360 --> 00:38:08.280
lot around here that I don'
t know him. But Marica' s
472
00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:12.920
serious. Then the show was at
a school and when I got to school,
473
00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:19.199
then I got the dad who contacted
me well, we talked and all
474
00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:23.519
the sheath when it turns out that
in the show to that school, I
475
00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:28.360
mean, nine hundred peeled out of
there, I mean, it was the
476
00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:31.320
whole school. Yeah, when I
started doing the show, in the front
477
00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:37.320
row there was a man who laughed
Marica all over, I mean, I
478
00:38:37.400 --> 00:38:40.719
said any egg anything and I was
attacked, Marique and then I took it
479
00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:45.480
as a patch. Well and all
the sheath. When it took about fifteen
480
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:50.320
minutes to finish the show, I
saw that the man started to run and
481
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:52.639
then I started sucking cock so that
diarrhea I don' t know what.
482
00:38:52.679 --> 00:38:57.239
And so and so, we all
laughed. The show' s over and
483
00:38:57.400 --> 00:39:00.519
I asked about the peel, because
of course a lot, but they got
484
00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:02.239
there to take pictures. I don' t know what and I started asking
485
00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:06.079
the school guys and I came and
the bald guy up there, I don
486
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:08.960
' t know what. It'
s just that ay' s in the
487
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:10.840
hospital and me but how. So
in the hospital I wanted to be sucking
488
00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:15.920
cocks and that' s right,
and then I realized that that bald guy
489
00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:20.000
was the son of the dad who
took me the one who hired me.
490
00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:24.440
So Marica started to turn the story
like this all weird and between Marica I
491
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:28.079
went to the ote. He and
I didn' t think about the peeling
492
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:30.679
and when the other day in the
morning, that is, I had not
493
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:34.719
paid for the show and obviously,
I was going to harass the lord of
494
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:39.199
Ando who had the son in him
when Marica the other day in the morning,
495
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:43.320
I had to go back and that
was my time that I was going
496
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:45.400
like an ass, so I needed, or so the money to be able
497
00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:49.760
to return me. And Mike one, as he says, oh sir,
498
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:52.360
but independent of the fact that your
son is between life and death, for
499
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:55.360
I was not surprised to come back
because I too am going to be between
500
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:59.639
life and death. And I don' t get out of here with Denmark
501
00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:02.440
when and the other day in the
morning he comes and they call me from
502
00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:05.679
over there from school and it'
s ay Fran. You don' t
503
00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:08.679
mind what happened and I who died, who had already died the peeled maric
504
00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:15.760
that I didn' t get paid
there, started sending me a screen.
505
00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:21.519
At that time there was black Berry
and the peeled had put the profile photo.
506
00:40:21.800 --> 00:40:23.480
I had taken a picture of myself
there on stage. Saying that knowing
507
00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:32.360
my idol ay fua Puta got to
give away the show correga Rica because I,
508
00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:36.679
on the one hand, all sad, that is because I said literally
509
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:39.440
I already killed one of the tares
and mari that, on the other hand,
510
00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:45.599
I like to charge that lord ay
Maric that I looking for who lent
511
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:50.880
me money, can return me and
that lord paid me as then like a
512
00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:53.239
week. But faggot or she wasn' t a whore. So of the
513
00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:58.199
densest stories of me and is that
I died and that he died gave him
514
00:40:58.280 --> 00:41:01.960
that a heart attack was like fourteen
years old Ay Fag and that is,
515
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:07.079
who goes to immagines and a man
that was all charro there and dies and
516
00:41:07.320 --> 00:41:10.639
I fag like so a heart attack
at fourteen güey whore, but complicated imagination
517
00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:17.360
maina dad skinny brother. Thank you
very much, because look there is the
518
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:22.360
silver. But suddenly if you give
me help, no, no, suddenly,
519
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:25.719
if you help me, soon go
to the funeral and make a little
520
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:30.800
jokes there to fire him with some
jokes of yours you imagine weon, No,
521
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:34.480
no, no, no, faggot, but that time my soul rolled.
522
00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:37.800
I mean, I read that thing
about knowing my idol Güey whore a
523
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:42.679
14- year- old peely.
Oh, faggot, I got all rolled
524
00:41:42.920 --> 00:41:46.000
up that day. Those country people
die very young. I' m not
525
00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:51.440
at the airport, they hit port
on the table. You gave the story
526
00:41:51.480 --> 00:41:55.519
and how to go on. Not
me here either if it' s cat
527
00:41:55.679 --> 00:42:01.119
joke pando. I don' t
know what happened at the table airport.
528
00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:09.639
Then he fails, so he'
s not happy. You put us in,
529
00:42:10.119 --> 00:42:17.159
you' re here or Mari'
s been in the most heavy stories
530
00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:25.599
I' ve ever been, but
skinny was Mountain Anecdots not Sad Cotañera Anecdots,
531
00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:34.039
non- Heavy Mountainer anecdotes can be. I propose that we make a
532
00:42:34.519 --> 00:42:39.239
full anecdote two, because we didn' t understand the one come, but
533
00:42:39.280 --> 00:42:42.000
come on I have a way to
connect. You guys have been good.
534
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:45.199
The boy died. You' ve
figured out why. There' s always
535
00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:49.880
a story in the countryside that a
child' s ghost appears on the road.
536
00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:52.800
Why, because he' s always
on the road. If a ghost
537
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:58.239
can appear and appear and disappear wherever
he wants, because ghosts are always like
538
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:02.559
looking. Also, it' s
good, good way to get us out
539
00:43:02.760 --> 00:43:08.880
of there and it was if we
put ourselves somewhere else. German Thank you,
540
00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:15.280
thank you, but since this mistake
is no longer death. Yeah,
541
00:43:16.800 --> 00:43:21.159
thanks for the pass for someone We' ll have my paws on our own.
542
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:23.760
No, if you want, I' ll get him out of there
543
00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:28.519
with the stories I brought from mountaineers
wey no, so they' re super
544
00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:31.840
different. What they' re telling
you, but now that I' m
545
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:35.840
thinking about the dog, it was
that the patazola thing, it was also
546
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:42.119
taken by a cart, right now, imagine that once I went out with
547
00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:43.679
an old woman who just didn'
t do it. Let' s say
548
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:49.400
he didn' t have a good
reputation, I mean, he was very
549
00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:51.360
good, but it wasn' t
serious. No. No. No,
550
00:43:51.519 --> 00:43:52.760
no. No. I wouldn'
t have asked in the house. Then
551
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:58.920
they were I took her patch with
friends and what we took. And if
552
00:43:59.039 --> 00:44:01.920
a friend' s girlfriend I took
me Martini and my friend me too and
553
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:05.880
me then she was a whore I
already took another one and you said and
554
00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:09.519
if we' re all going to
take Martini, why don' t we
555
00:44:09.519 --> 00:44:13.559
ask for a bottle Jajaja. They
were the mountaineers I was carrying today.
556
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:22.719
Hahahahahahahahahaha. That' s why she' s so hot,' cause we
557
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:28.320
all look like wow. You want
Matini, if it comes out cheaper,
558
00:44:28.440 --> 00:44:30.159
no, no, it' s
not about or the money.â Don
559
00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:35.400
â t worry,â Marin said. That' s right, he'
560
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:43.440
s going to buy five. Do
not fill in okajaaa raft. Martin'
561
00:44:43.519 --> 00:44:45.679
s box comes out cheaper. And
then his things already. If you want
562
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:50.840
to spend money, I just can' t say that happened at the table
563
00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:53.400
with Denmark. He' s already
got an anecdote on the mountain. But
564
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:55.880
there' s one or that but
come agar something that really did happen.
565
00:44:55.920 --> 00:45:00.280
But she, brother, but because
she doesn' t, but I don
566
00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:01.679
' t have that much like her. Not because of that, but of
567
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:08.119
this same person, because there were
repeats, we went out again that we
568
00:45:08.199 --> 00:45:10.920
did not ask in the boat.
No, faggot, that old lady once
569
00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:14.760
told her what you want to eat
and I wouldn' t like it.
570
00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:21.280
Meldanos and mel danos. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, meld us to the
571
00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:32.679
big m and I to ok McDonald' s Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I got gro had
572
00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:43.360
mac donn Old' s, drack
s to Macdonald' s Jaja a hug
573
00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:46.039
for yu, Jamie wherever you are
right now. Not the one I had
574
00:45:46.119 --> 00:45:51.000
heard was my ex- brother who
had said that they had told an old
575
00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:54.880
woman as well as everything like good
but half- walking and what you want
576
00:45:55.039 --> 00:45:57.280
to take and what he said I
was going to take. He wants a
577
00:45:57.280 --> 00:46:01.480
volka. If you hear that I
take want a volka polca we od ah
578
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:10.039
then give me a dolcaaaaa Dan Marik
and what I had told you and that
579
00:46:10.119 --> 00:46:13.039
the man was going to go out
with her and I saw him ask to
580
00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:15.400
eat. I made a downpour and
that evil told him.â The old
581
00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:22.400
lady brought hungry,â she saidâ I have an amberronâ But it
582
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:27.719
' s not that saga, that
several weon sagai. There are several faggots,
583
00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:30.800
but they made me cut off one
that I lived in the comedy call
584
00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:34.719
before night, at that hotel that
they left us there in Bogotá you acordas
585
00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:37.199
german yes, of course I don' t remember. What' s the
586
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:45.119
name of the hotel? No,
but the hotel was playzudito, because very
587
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:50.920
well located and playzudo Marica and in
the bathroom had i was not used to
588
00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:52.719
one from poor to shower, yes, or what or not, Right now,
589
00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:58.920
of course, drop the water up
Marica and there was a bathtub and
590
00:46:59.039 --> 00:47:01.239
then one like that there would be
a key and the jet came out was
591
00:47:01.360 --> 00:47:06.639
in a tube and down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
592
00:47:06.920 --> 00:47:10.920
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
593
00:47:12.039 --> 00:47:16.599
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
594
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:21.440
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
595
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
596
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
597
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
598
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
599
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
600
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
601
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:30.239
yeah, yeah. So I didn' t take and went from whore to
602
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:37.360
valley that time bread already mine,
but I had known the shame to ask
603
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:42.119
Marica what to do to them,
but to get something to close down,
604
00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:45.400
because I' m already flat and
out the top. He doesn' t
605
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:47.800
always learn with time anymore. Yeah, but skinny, I' d get
606
00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:52.400
you history, a musician friend that
I thought was shit and if it happened
607
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:53.840
to you, then I said it
wasn' t shit, because I said
608
00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:59.800
no, because I was a percussionist. You don' t pass that awkwardness
609
00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:02.000
of that fucking touch I' d
throw the water out of the lying floor
610
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:07.760
like that. I' m faggot, but faggot and one and one of
611
00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:09.480
the lares don' t forget it. They give one a card to enter
612
00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:14.079
and one with the card calling reception
with the card here in this hand.
613
00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:16.199
Not that there' s no light
here in the room, kid with the
614
00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:20.000
card. No. It' s
not that I don' t know how
615
00:48:20.039 --> 00:48:22.280
to turn it on and it doesn' t work in the lights, because
616
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:22.679
you have to put the little card
in to hear it. But I heard
617
00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:28.119
a very mountain anecdote that happened to
me when I was one of that chartagena
618
00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:31.039
that I had this I already told
her about the method, but surely it
619
00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:36.159
was merged into the ten zero chapters
that we have, that I had a
620
00:48:36.199 --> 00:48:39.679
girlfriend in Bucaramanga and I was about
seventeen or sixteen years old and had a
621
00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:42.880
girlfriend in San Lorenzo, where Bucaramanga
lived. And I' m going to
622
00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:49.800
actually change the story of sixteen or
seventeen Maria and over three or and my
623
00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:52.880
girlfriend was a little hairy. And
he told me when you get to Cartagena,
624
00:48:53.119 --> 00:48:55.079
when you say over there, you
call me, there was no cell
625
00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:59.960
phone or anything. And then I
was clear, and then there was a
626
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:04.719
pay phone and I had a twenty
and I, but I needed coins.
627
00:49:04.880 --> 00:49:08.599
And I saw that there was a
place that said change of currency and I
628
00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:13.360
went in and I said, you
can exchange this twenty for coins. And
629
00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:15.480
the lady and I told her,
but she says change of currency. And
630
00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:20.840
he stared at me and I tied
ends in his head and it was a
631
00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:25.480
dollar a euro and I left the
City and I because I opened the door.
632
00:49:27.079 --> 00:49:30.239
I let out my dignity and there
I did laugh Fag like I said
633
00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:36.039
change of currency. I thought it
was a change of currency. Everybody'
634
00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:40.519
s got cabbies in there with the
bag. Dude, they make me for
635
00:49:40.599 --> 00:49:45.719
the simple gift, buddy, they
trade me up to fifty thousand coins to
636
00:49:45.719 --> 00:49:49.159
dollars. I don' t remember. The first time I was invited to
637
00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:52.320
a fancy restaurant, come and let
me out of this because in art raca,
638
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:55.559
because I' m sure yours is
better. Mike Ut you didn'
639
00:49:55.639 --> 00:50:01.440
t get to see it, because
I lived it and I' ve seen
640
00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:06.480
many when you' re in a
restaurant as a thin medium and maybe the
641
00:50:06.639 --> 00:50:14.079
first time you pass the pepper that
people paste packed that doesn' t know
642
00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:15.599
how it' s like Madrica.
No, no, I don' t
643
00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:21.400
want to cry. It' s
not tomato sauce, buddy I' m
644
00:50:21.400 --> 00:50:23.280
hitting him from upstairs. No,
but now you' re invited to a
645
00:50:23.280 --> 00:50:28.000
restaurant bar. He' s a
pinent greyhound, Madrica. Yeah, now
646
00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:31.679
you' re, uh, elegant, so they' re weird food,
647
00:50:32.079 --> 00:50:32.960
a lot of cutlery, and it
was really awkward. Weon and in the
648
00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:38.760
end then a tecito and everyone tecito
tecito and I good and bring me the
649
00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:47.000
tello like ay now this in fact
rebel and take the tera. Or it
650
00:50:47.079 --> 00:50:52.360
lasted the whole visit. He saw
that his skinny was better, no,
651
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:57.599
no, but that tea thing also
happened to my dad and lasted the whole
652
00:50:57.679 --> 00:51:07.079
visit. Diaaaaaa. Oh no,
Montañeras Marica, that happened to a friend,
653
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:08.599
but I put it on. I
put it in me so they don
654
00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:16.119
' t think it' s a
good discrimination. What more anecdotes of estate
655
00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:22.480
has Herman Montañeras or of conuco of
what he calls so much. The groom
656
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:29.679
was the way the man of Cusama, Saman Usa man Cusama yes Use with
657
00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:35.440
you the hero of talk cusa mari
that is already called in Gusaman. We
658
00:51:35.559 --> 00:51:37.000
lived with me, but finish the
song because it' s going to be.
659
00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:40.480
He' s composing another song.
Kusama. No. No. No.
660
00:51:43.159 --> 00:51:46.000
Faggot who takes a downpour and when
it rains there, it' s
661
00:51:46.079 --> 00:51:52.320
not that flat. The estate was
like a mountain and a faggot and in
662
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:55.719
a rainstorm, in a storm next
to Amparo' s house, from the
663
00:51:55.800 --> 00:52:00.400
house where I lived with Amparo.
Marica comes out a big echo Huey and
664
00:52:00.679 --> 00:52:07.039
it was like a nest of snakes, chest of rhinestones, corals of corals,
665
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:13.159
Marica orque give several. I already
remember protecting you, but you guys
666
00:52:13.199 --> 00:52:16.079
don' t get me in here
You' re going down by scolding Faggot
667
00:52:16.079 --> 00:52:20.559
' s snakes. Even Dr Dolino
didn' t dare so much and what
668
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:25.599
else? We' ve got the
track and the crocodile wedding had so much
669
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:29.559
command voice. I wasn' t
going to make the people who didn'
670
00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:32.800
t stick me into the house anymore. He goes over there to scold some
671
00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:38.079
choral celebrations, hear but yes or
no. What. There are many farms
672
00:52:38.119 --> 00:52:40.679
as well as towns that are called
the shelter, yes or no. That
673
00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:45.400
' s like a farm name.
The estates are named after them. Rare
674
00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:53.119
Weón, the future is a good
sight, horizons are faggot when it comes
675
00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:58.119
to naming the estate. That'
s got her. You can put him
676
00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:02.559
on a farm. I don'
t know Weon, Conuco roads, he
677
00:53:02.679 --> 00:53:07.119
doesn' t have to have his
own. It' s like a little
678
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:15.840
motivational phrase in a single word,
farm. When we wake up, we
679
00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:20.280
' re over there passing the estate. Patricia Patricino is a good man on
680
00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:22.880
the estate, is true, or
not. Then we look, I can
681
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:28.039
write down some farm names here.
No, but the attempt, the attempt
682
00:53:28.119 --> 00:53:31.679
was good. He' s paid
for trying to get humor out of farmmen.
683
00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:39.000
No. It' s not easy
to see, for example, it
684
00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:42.719
catches Villa Pica. If already a
pinca doesn' t put Villa Pinca,
685
00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:45.920
no. But look that you just
touched on an important issue, because,
686
00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:51.400
as in buildings, then they put
you treasure reserve, Treasury roads, treasure
687
00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:55.719
lakes to the estate. When you
face him, he puts you in the
688
00:53:55.719 --> 00:54:00.599
villa. Now you can name it
any name, Villa Franklin, for example,
689
00:54:05.039 --> 00:54:07.920
Ajajajajajaca, Villa Cristina. That'
s what the catch is, that
690
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:12.519
' s history. He has the
clear man with the villa can accommodate him
691
00:54:12.599 --> 00:54:19.480
our friend in like William the Cyclists, put to his estate villa Sara,
692
00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:24.000
the name of the daughter. Of
course because Sara did see it not anything
693
00:54:24.119 --> 00:54:29.159
too pretentious, that is, it
shines, a village of thrones, a
694
00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:32.280
village. When you put on a
villa it' s because it has two
695
00:54:32.280 --> 00:54:37.199
hectares. Not because you can put
Sara on a farm or faggot. We
696
00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:42.519
go to Sar no, but to
villa not because ah villa sar cifleto villa
697
00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:47.039
Sara ya ah ok and the estate
calls Sara no Villa Sara ah ok Now
698
00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:52.119
it fits me here. Of course, it' s a good German observation
699
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:58.119
The flat is a regular one Yes, no, no, no, no,
700
00:54:58.400 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
701
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
702
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
703
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
704
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
705
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
706
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
707
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
708
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
709
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
710
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
711
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
712
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
713
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
714
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
715
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
716
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
717
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
718
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
719
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
720
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
721
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
722
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
723
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
724
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
725
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
726
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
727
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
728
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
729
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
730
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
731
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
732
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:08.079
no My grandfather was called the guamo
villa the cool change, which is
733
00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:12.000
a strange man. Not too,
or come. I invite him to the
734
00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:20.719
guamo, because it will be that
I invite him to meet the crazy grandfather
735
00:55:20.719 --> 00:55:24.840
guamoja, crazy grandfather, the double
sense that my grandmother had. No one
736
00:55:24.920 --> 00:55:30.039
' s got him on that sidewalk. I invite you to suck the side.
737
00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:42.760
Something to friends, we do mountaineer
rings all to finish it here and
738
00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:47.480
suddenly not burn our best ideas up
here, the Arjona Project fag method.
739
00:55:50.840 --> 00:55:53.760
I think we need to talk to
each other before we record. To be
740
00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:59.639
the son, I have to put
the title asterisk and now love this album.
741
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:04.880
What it means of reality is equal
typing for our listeners. We never
742
00:56:04.880 --> 00:56:09.599
let anyone down on the subject,
that is, and if we don'
743
00:56:09.719 --> 00:56:15.039
t let them down here when we
have let them down live when we haven
744
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:19.679
' t taken out a smile,
a joy, we haven' t given
745
00:56:19.760 --> 00:56:22.000
them a few minutes of that dodgy
dai. And if you soon say that
746
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:23.880
hept, I didn' t make
myself laugh so much, because take a
747
00:56:23.960 --> 00:56:27.559
picture or take a picture for seventy
thousand pesos. Don' t stand up
748
00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:31.920
to me, you worn- out
ticketing, that dodgy lady hears. It
749
00:56:31.960 --> 00:56:36.320
will be that this comes out before
Bogotá or not to see if we complain,
750
00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:37.559
we thank people. No. No, no. No. No.
751
00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:42.320
No. No, very grateful to
those of us who sing as in all
752
00:56:42.400 --> 00:56:45.400
chapters let us say the same chachara. Hey forget to buy us the ballot
753
00:56:45.480 --> 00:56:49.920
in white label, dot com because
we know each other at all times we
754
00:56:49.920 --> 00:56:52.320
are selling ballots. Friends, thank
you very much. Masters. We should
755
00:56:52.920 --> 00:56:58.480
have lunch, thank you all.
We' re going to use Marica sometimes
756
00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:04.159
It' s just that look at
me I complained about so many mountaineering ideas.
757
00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:07.280
The time I went to a farm
of a life that has invited me,
758
00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:09.519
I came by opening cros and everyone
looked like that. What is it.
759
00:57:09.599 --> 00:57:14.960
But other things that happened. I
won' t let you play the
760
00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:16.320
joke. I' m not leaving
you with the joke flying. No,
761
00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:20.719
but you' re like this to
me. They promise you the smart one.
762
00:57:20.840 --> 00:57:22.760
No, it' s not that
I meant them I said" Dude
763
00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:25.800
" today. I really don'
t have that many mountain stories. But
764
00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:32.679
not that from when one a farm
and in the window of the room you
765
00:57:32.760 --> 00:57:38.239
touched the rooster from four o'
clock in the Marica bath, we talk
766
00:57:38.599 --> 00:57:40.000
later in the two. No.
No, no, no, no,
767
00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:44.519
I' m bad for estate,
normal estate, that is, for a
768
00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:51.440
villa. It doesn' t cost
me because it always turns you on,
769
00:57:51.559 --> 00:57:53.440
I always think it' s going
to be one that' s going to
770
00:57:53.440 --> 00:57:58.840
be an alakra inside my shoes.
No longer afraid you also farm a telo
771
00:57:58.920 --> 00:58:02.360
and fear pinches you. That'
s why I like that the fÃfico where
772
00:58:02.440 --> 00:58:07.000
I go there cabin and on the
top put the shoes to me and we
773
00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:10.840
love them cheeks take care of those
cheeks and that they continue to grow the
774
00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:25.760
fear to see the real may until
soon chado, chaoja, mountain, know
775
00:58:25.760 --> 00:58:32.199
arija. But I saw him put
an explained topic less badly I start,
776
00:58:32.480 --> 00:58:40.159
because where you would have started,
I would have said Verga Maria, I
777
00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:40.840
think I misunderstood
1
00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:05.639
To my children of the Arjona method, cachetons is, radio listens and above
2
00:00:06.519 --> 00:00:13.080
all, card vientes, because thanks
to you are that the Arjona method manages
3
00:00:13.119 --> 00:00:17.760
to survive, because we assume that
you buy the ballots, ballots that we
4
00:00:17.839 --> 00:00:20.879
have available for Bogotá on April 12
and for Megine on April 5. How
5
00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:25.719
are my dear panelists here with the
checkbook. I' ve got some left.
6
00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:30.600
Yes, it would be very nice
to walk with the polet, as
7
00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:33.679
well as on a zero heel.
So in pushing, it' s the
8
00:00:33.759 --> 00:00:38.039
most tedious. I' ve already
bought several. We' ve got chow
9
00:00:38.079 --> 00:00:43.560
the twelve, how many numbers I
cut off from them what you' ve
10
00:00:43.679 --> 00:00:44.679
seen that whenever they offered him a
number one he doesn' t give a
11
00:00:44.679 --> 00:00:49.240
shit. The number yes, because
they are already getting in there similar with
12
00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:53.799
bow and no, but choose me
for anything and goal that any one you
13
00:00:53.840 --> 00:00:57.399
wanted me up one at the bottom
felt like Mother Teresa once thought And is
14
00:00:57.719 --> 00:01:00.159
that there is something to help him, Marica, because truth all the liters
15
00:01:00.159 --> 00:01:07.280
of rum I care about an ass, the brown with three legs and second
16
00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:11.239
put a leg of a marranoa.
Mary, when you' ve seen I
17
00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:14.799
' m a person who says hears, you know who' s making a
18
00:01:14.799 --> 00:01:15.920
raffle. Okay. I really like
to buy raffles and I think I'
19
00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:23.200
ve re- introduced if you know
here I' m raffling an iron.
20
00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:29.640
Tell me weon doesn' t hear
exactly and a lady offers it a rose
21
00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:34.560
pot no, Mrs Aminta, I' m fourteen years old I' m
22
00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:41.560
not interested in the subject of giving
raffle five moves and that' s what
23
00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:42.920
they' ve done. How my
friend Frank the skinny has gone, my
24
00:01:42.959 --> 00:01:48.280
friend German talks to Castilians looks that
way, it gives Frank a serious tone
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that almost military cut, an influence
of his pad forward. If you'
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ll just give it to me,
please tell me where that military court is
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coming from. We' re not
going to skip that, but I did
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get too low. Let' s
go with the second topic. Or anything
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that got him in. We touched
on that subject, the hairdressers. We
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talked about that a little while ago. No, yes, Mari is a
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believer. Yeah, but where,
where. I don' t see him
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around here who doesn' t.
Faggot, no, no. No.
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In fact, that is in the
chapter we are recording today came out the
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chapter of work two stuff and there
we mentioned. I told them an anecdote
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that my mom once came to the
house with a permanent one that looked like
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the pio at spill. Yeah,
my dad and I looked at each other
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like, what happened to him more, you know, mom, how I
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look like you guys don' t
hear, but not how you guys are
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here, how are you guys that
strangers long ago I don' t go
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to those nice lands. It'
s hot, it' s hot.
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I mean, you saw the mantle
bathed in the Burger King tanks. I
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totally agree. I totally agree.
And that one I feel because I was
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hot. Yeah, they cut off
his water, you dog fucker and take
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a bath and instead of saying a
friend, faggot, let me take a
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shower that I' m hot.
Geón, Marica, you, when you
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were a little boy, didn'
t bathe in the pile. When you
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bathe like this, you get to
places where you didn' t know the
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water before. That' s a
loss. It' s just that the
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laundry room, the laundry room,
yes, not the laundry room. But
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weon, that' s one thing
that' s been discontinued a lot,
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because before, in all the parks, for example in Manizale, in the
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main parks, there were sources and
that' s a no mande gante and
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I' m the way. Then
I remember my dad telling you, Dad,
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but why I can' t get
in there. No, it'
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s not that that' s their
pool, because they don' t have
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the going. But we' re
going to the Vacaciónmeta center, Daddy,
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we' re going to the compensation
box that you' ve got you know
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what' s already other kind of
walkers. Ja Yes, of course,
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Marin, as you are all sweet
and of good family, you little clothes
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go that in the jacuzz not all
or is queer. I remember I got
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a lot of bullying in the garden
because I came in with the gardener smelling
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like the haja banderia. You remember
which of the gardener that was like a
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wand, that had like a calgaderite, the gardener of the children' s
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world that, by the way,
a little while ago wrote to me a
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listener the Jona method that studied in
my own garden and we studied the same
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year and I read him the lio
Buta I will go visit her because I
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was in an old man in which
to go not. But he told me,
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Marica told me, because I am
also in the world of children,
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kindergarten, children' s world was
called kindergarten Bilingüey, world of Lonjajajajajajajajajajajajajaja,
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such and secretary Güey, digitized of
him what has happened with that technique?
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They don' t remember me,
at least I remember my generation being a
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whore. That little word was so
trite. I mean, everybody was a
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secretary and pretty compotarized. What happened
to all that given is that we start
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part apart. What happened already.
There are no secretaries, no real weon
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you or yes ay, but I
where. Yeah, but now they'
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re assistants, oh and assistant secretary
who they' re actually taking to Motellier
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and the secretary is the maid is
that sniff. I know this is my
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executive assistant, but celebrate that there
are two by one at the Bilingüey High
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Howi motel or THC Office of Fray
MartÃnez Okara Heavel and computer computing. Of
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course, I earn everything that gave
tasks at the age of eighteen was already
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the owner of the world. You
know he' s the one who said
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Secretary Ovilling and computerized was the career
of the future. Right with typing.
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That faggot is in the same place
Black Buster was left. They didn'
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t see her coming, but you
see you' re an engineer. You
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' re going to know the language
that I' m going to speak or
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put up So, of course we
did what we call World today that'
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s the evolution of a program that
was called World Perfect. Yes, of
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course, yes, or that before
for you to be able to install the
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perfect Ward you had to insert the
de or remember all that. Uy güeón
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is that it is that of course, the person who knew how to do
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that was that he had two biscuits
that I started pi to systems in the
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WIS was still used the floppy disk
and there were five hundred twelve that one
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had to drop the juice and got
more virus than a son of a bitch.
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I mean, if you kept and
a final job marks. No more
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sure was how it made us hurt
if not all the time it was cordiste,
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so in the jab break that ran
it until they jumped, jumped the
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spring and a slut' s eye. There was the typing work ahahahahahahahahaha and
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that one died. Not that stuff. It' s all fag stuff,
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too, and I think the trades
will be less and less. Or I
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can fly one that I think a
lot about the sobanderos, but to Mari,
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but it is that Marin I believe
that never he in the House of
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Madrid never entered a sobandero to me
They always started me Germán did something practical
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banderon yes clear. I once clenched
a finger in my hand and those manners
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made me see the spirits that were
right there in the premises, because sobandero
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that respects also passes magic, black, moorings and must be loved and smells
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like ointment. We had not already
said that the guerrillas recruited that banner to
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torture me. Sa beat home to
this one the boxaaaaaa. Like the cove
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doesn' t show up. Call
the sobandero. I took him to the
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ankle to see higüey, whore where
the silver is, and weon, of
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course, that' s right,
that' s right, it was races
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that cleared the gulf, the belt
strap if it would be bad. Weón
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to speak like that, to speak
of force alias the sobandero was the madman
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and here pull that banner taking from
the sideburns. Yeah, like a cigarette.
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No, no, no, I' m saying you don' t
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know what you' re doing.
I find it sad that the sensorist'
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s missing. You touched them elevator
player or not clear güey was like,
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was to visit badly imagine imagine and
merge in the induction of the elevatorist.
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Well, this is the control panel. She just sat in her chair.
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So let' s say you go
up to someone' s floor one.
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You would oppress the one. That' s not the first thing I rehearse.
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It was a booth in a training
simulator. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. If it'
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s not floor one, you oppressed
basement one. You have to repeat the
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test again in the simulator. Let' s see last question to go to
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practice in case of emergency. Or
he' d press himself to open one
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- floor doors. C him from
the OVI alarm. Think what moved him
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so and she was a whore.
No. One locked eight hours in there,
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what a laziness, and in that
little butaquito, that little butaquito.
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Then it served him a lot because
and losing him is that all the sensorists
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had impeccable uniform and sparrows and none
were under seventy- seven years old.
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Pure. Gentlemen, it' s
like you' re a pensioner. There
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are several proposals in the elevators of
a building. That' s why Frank
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hears you' re a comedian.
My dad' s got the whore ah
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when you were a sororist, he' s selling it is they gave him
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endowments. Then we' re looking. It is true that Darrio got to
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play and it was very char because
I said which floor and one eight I
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thank him. Thank you, because
I wouldn' t have been able to.
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I imagine what the pilots' advisors
thought of as I work and that
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' s where you have to study
longer, not and say when they finished
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the job or make them soloists.
Well, I' m ready, I
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' m not leaving everything, but
on your own responsibility, I' m
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not you once I want to see
you don' t say ay why I
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' m smokin' a gusto.
I want to see when I go to
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the fifth floor and end up in
the basement. But, well, like
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you' re not a word.
Imagine anguish and adrenaline. On the first
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day that there was no sensorist one
like that waving for yourself like what'
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s a bitch' s eye one
that all comes along well that I was
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the mistress, was the l and
under my programming ama I' m going
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to ride an elevator. If I
don' t call her back, I
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love her very much. I think
seven floors Chamo My mom will call me
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when the elevator goes. Again mom
is that in this advisor I have no
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sign look to see pepe what it
is, why are you with your mother
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I was for this, to look
at the subject. You' re going
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to see a teaching joke. I' m sure. No. No,
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no, no, no, no, oh, of course, he'
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s looking for me to get into
the elevator, he walks in to the
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consultant and tells him what else,
what, such his day, his life,
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of his life. If the joke
also died with the prophecy. But
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weon, I do, I mean
if you remember the first time you set
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up an elevator, no, I
didn' t. Not for that.
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I mean, that gives us to
introduce the topic known today. These are
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mountain anecdotes, but I remember,
I remember that I came to tell where
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my uncles rode in elevator of the
Banco del Comercio, in the building of
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the Banco Comercio. It was my
first advisor ride What do I tell you?
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I suck, that void that feels
like a wolf to the floor one
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like a bitch, but it was
no more, as it was more like
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the impression of the rest. I
don' t have much more to tell
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you to borrow, pass a theme
and disassemble in the elevator. There are
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some lifts that are scary, not
those of For example, in Cartagena there
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are still such ones in some hotels
that it is of that that like that
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Villita wey is grilled the door so
uy fag. Those give me a lot
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of us if there' s people
who' s banging on that fence.
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Of course that was the fingernails that
today rich look at faggot. But I
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tell you one thing at some point, because expensive sensors, I mean,
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they' re still very expensive and
they' ve all been expensive. I
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guess they said there' s a
way to leave costs boss and it'
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s not to make you the door
you seen that there are some advisors,
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or that, I mean, you
get up and go through the building and
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you see how it goes between floor
and floor, you just open the door.
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It' s like a fridge door, it opens and closes on the
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floor, but you get into the
cubicle and you take it. And that
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' s scary that the most used
do like that. But it' s
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a danger. It' s a
danger. No, but, right now,
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he tells you the first time he
rode the elevator. If I remember
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the first time I rode in an
elevator, that on the other end I
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had a glass and one could see
people as I' m going up in
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the elevator. I mean, and
I remember in the fourth stage and looking
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for Manga Ponte and they put one
handrail one looking at all the people of
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Juan Valdea. Well, cough of
little girls, not all of them or
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but being on another level, that
is, assessor with outside window, not
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that, yeah, that' s
another dimension. That' s a nice
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guy. Those people go to a
see if that' s another oringa world,
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but look at talking about mountain anecdotes
and welcoming him to the subject.
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If you' ll allow me to
start going like this, you' ll
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change the subject. And since we' re talking about that being that don
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' t give you the floor for
anecdotes mountaineering the Arjona project method welcome.
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No, no, no, but
they did, for what they didn'
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t. If you mean, we' re talking mountaineers, that is,
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we' re just imagine Japan.
You believe that Japan some newspaper when was
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the first time this pile. That' s another schin my brother, really,
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but I can tell you an ote
was a farm that you were a
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queer mountain. The first time Manizales, a small homeland nestled in the mountains
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of the western mountain range of our
beautiful country, is a population that has
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come from less to more. We' re not going anywhere. It passed
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to the year eighty- one.
I was six years old to put the
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mountain in some way. Where'
s the mountain town but no. Now
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that you' re writing down,
we traveled on vacation to Cali and went
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to the Communion Center, the one
center I had for a little manicular like
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me, a very big attraction that
was the electric ladder. I mean,
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be sure, they were already born
with electric scale in their cities, we
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from Manizales. Until very recently weon
there was an electric ladder of Manizales.
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He' s talking about 20 years
ago that he became an attraction. People
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went to the mall. I mean, really, it became an attraction and
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people, that is, there are
videos and Pereira' s were making a
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lot of fun of us in the
patio rivalry. We are not going to
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discuss at this time a greeting for
the dogs of perera, but and the
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walled ones mocked us that because we
had electric scarve for twenty years. But
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I went up the scale and I
peed wey I peed in the series of
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the pica, of the emotion,
of the emotion like what I said armed,
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like ay manico, the smallest people
and I was so small, I
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didn' t give him much scare
to get into the ladder, that is,
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like it was, like the first
step. You don' t know
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how I helped the other foot was
fucking me you know it was like when
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you played, rope that you were
like at what time, within the same
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thing, like that good faggot,
if I had to go, I would
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have here there was mahorica. Then
my first time in a mall, which
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was in the center of conversation,
in the center of Cali, and the
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first time electric scale, memié mem
emis proquets, which I wore proques,
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I remember because it was his faggot. I didn' t remember that mark.
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Sure, a mountaineer since he was
a kid. Well, they didn
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' t have other things anymore.
He was taken private and that' s
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what my dad did. But that
goes further than it does today. Not
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what he says. When you didn' t ride and you rode for primordials,
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when you came up, you came
in with sorocho and you all weeded
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one of fantasy No You, Until
what years? You guys, what year?
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They played on the electric ladders like
idiots coming down the stairs and or
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look at me go up the wrong
way. I notice when the kids playing
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that go up the ones to go
down or down the ones of their bit
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yochi we can idiots. But how
many times your mom didn' t tell
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you to watch out for the electric
ladder. They' re very dangerous.
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There' s a kid' s
leg' s gone once Faggot. I
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saw it and I already counted it
in the method. Jona once saw like
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an electric ladder and she was swallowed
half a shoe and her feet were nailed
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to a hairy one. He didn' t miss his foot. It was
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his foot because he saw me so
big, because it wasn' t his
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day. It wasn' t his
turn. It was not his turn to
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lose a good foot, it is
that no one loses a foot on the
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hilly eve of the skinny and sister
aderinte. I think we misunderstood the subject.
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Then ah because that' s not
a mountain story. I bring pure
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anecdotes of faggot farm do it is
that those who passed in the pincas there
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is no faggot. When we installed
the jaco, yes, ay faggot,
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installum ya cus a finca and bicha
no ay como como como cus but I
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started to follow the case to german
why. I asked Marica what you'
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re going to talk about and you
tell me that if you don' t
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read about villages, let' s
see that this is pure people. Not
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me from the coast of Paula,
because mountains or I understood the subject.
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You know I always do the judicious
homework and I, well, I haven
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' t been that mountaineer. The
truth as I have I can tell you
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partner things that win other people with
me, but you tell it and there
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you gamo air ra, there we
throw pods with what you say. You
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can' t just sit around and
see what you can think of. He
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asked me to guide him wrong on
the subject, because I to talk about
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when he lived in Lebria Marica and
he was passing a lot of rock already,
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but it is that queer the word
mounts tilo that of the electric ladder
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of the advisor and I to queer
already fear we are like the commercial of
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mom for tomorrow. I have to
go dress up the little beaver just like
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that, but well not a little
snack, a mix a mix of things
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that happen to him the mompaneros and
things that happen on the estates ahead.
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Yeah, cermon and skinny. The
title' s gonna be a little long.
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But the important thing is that there' s a snack. What matters
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is that we laugh at people laughing
at us. What matters is our power
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and our blessing. Or not.
Laughter is listening to the bold one.
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More I want to hear the first
mountain band anecdote, but Marica swears that
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I said the skinny must have many
mountain girl anecdotes. So I' m
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not asking Ra again. He made
a career with a mountain anecdote and today
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he didn' t. There comes
saulo alpoleda to workshop and alpan to help
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me and the horn that will help
me farm cat. This is a joke
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of estates that on the estate,
but that farm is on a mountain,
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on a mustache, on a good
mountain another enters. I' ll do
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the planici and plateaus. I'
ve got it on another schedule. When
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we made humor of that farm cat
that respected one there was always for a
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cat that lost three days and appeared
three days later as if it had been
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in a world cat war more helmet
than a son of a bitch and the
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cat is super normal without an ear. Not those anecdotes. I' ve
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got more pine cone dogs from the
fag gas, but yeah, let'
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s stop there. The farm cat
is very different. The house cat needed
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why Marica, Because the house cat, if it eats concentrate, if as
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concentrate that it is not it gives
vomiting, it falls off, hair,
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is delicao not weon gets intoxicated like
a mouse. On the other hand,
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the farm cat, if it'
s time to go and fight a bull,
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is going to die. You can
wake up on the farm the cat
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is with letus and Vienna is eating
his feet and kitty yes no, not
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farm cat and undressed is cracked like
a fucking manna and with one eye.
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So and the cleaner and nothing comes. They kill me there, but all
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roads are richer than life. So
I saw the cat when a controller and
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a fake worried because the cat doesn' t go. Eight days ago ay
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another batallita ga the pinga man pica
with a pottico of the cat. My
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chin was lost when I recompensed soon
has neither this eye nor the ear.
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Basically that when the lord of a
farm has made the word sterilize hahahahahahaja.
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We didn' t magine what you
might ever think. There' s a
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finca of skinny cats, which can
be said by those pyres like melos of
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the city I wish they' d
bought to take an eye out for Faggot.
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Besides, you were going to the
farm as a kid. You come
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back at age forty and there are
still some cats that are the great grandchildren
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of cats and you know because that
continues to reproduce. Not clear and he
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drank weon milk and watched like a
dog. It' s not true.
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He says no. Gatica had an
eight- cat litter and ate two because
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she was hungry. The children are
the nuggets. No. It' s
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not a tribute to the farm cat
and they' re also killing out on
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three cats, if it' s
as wild as they' ve always told
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one. They say that because supposedly
the one who turns shit to the cat
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and he says mother or not.
No. No. But if they say
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that because I' ve read ok
ok it' s that the cat'
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s penis has a hook that rips
the canal, cat sheath and deposits the
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sperm there. So, of course, when you do the cat gigo we
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ok what you say is wide.
If he takes it, I kill it,
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but I' ve never seen a
cat that loves esca has died there
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a faggot nest of culiar, I
can' t get a crazy gateaa remembers
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me. Yeah, after Benicio,
you' re dead and you' re
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missing mate, that is, killing
him is very easy. That' s
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where he gets so much energy.
It' s not like they say the
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pee is like a little Christmas tree. Then it' s easy to get
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in. But if getting him out
makes shit out of everything inside and not
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and that gives and another important issue, Sancho already seemed very grateful to me.
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Already a little tree is more tender, the sweetest thing about the Christmas
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tree, but he does the telling
how much to see us he heard in
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the neighborhood, in the village,
which is above, in the mountain where
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I lived that I heard one that
scream of that pussy cat, that just
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tore her vagina and one said ay
faggot. That' s the crybaby who
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always mistook the scream of the cats. And I do that fucking cats fighting
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every night, and I don'
t think it' s so much for
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him to fuck on the roof.
No, I mean, he' s
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got the whole universe for them.
And it' s like there' s
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nothing going on, canoita, ok
no, but it' s like camire
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that up there no one gets us
to hear us, but don' t
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let them see us. But dish
has cat and cat or two males and
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a sterilized female. He was clear, I mean, and sterilized doesn'
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t make him want anything. Or
how they work the turn. There,
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yeah, well, nothing. That
seems extremely cruel to me. I mean,
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people are in a campaign. Everything
now has to be sterilized, sterilized.
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But, Marica, behind that,
it seems to me that the message
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is very scary, because that one
takes away the desire to chop that you
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already someone superior. You tell him
you don' t prick or worry,
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you don' t prick que good
redo not there eating and drinking and jas
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no güey whore as you give guitar
and pleasure to cut me off the len,
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I drink the tail. Per and
what you' re going to part
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what you said frank is they take
away that a cat your dream was going
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to be a mom, no dreams. Yes, yes, outside dreams.
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If I dream of the beautiful little
pair and cat and the little girl hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,
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it goes anect to this mountaineer as
I want to command her, as
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you imagine, how she gets nasca
that chimba have listened to the friend,
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but look that we laugh more with
the cat than with the electric ladder of
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nobody and of the dog and of
the dog, that the legs of the
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back do not serve him at all, so that he took it a car,
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but the saved of miracle, we
speak of doggy dragging by tuculo with
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a bone of truth, with a
cub, with a thorn. The farm
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dog doesn' t know that in
the city they sell the supermarkets the bone
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already passes to the dog, the
one that goes like they' re going
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to come a bone in a supermarket, manages the dog or marries them and
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home. I have to kill.
My own bone was the dog standing like
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the bow or dancing for two hours
when the boss does san caroaaaaaa and the
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dog of Fica, as he did
here in the city, they all walk
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with the set, they all have
the four patabuelas as if madrica a morro
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and no more dragging the legs and
cares Marino, but truth, the dog,
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the dog that grows like this in
Mount Marica is capable of everything,
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because I remember that I was going
to give a bone to one of the
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bitches that I tell you here Mari
that on that day there were like three
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people here and the three in unison
not Marica, eye that the chips that
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I want Rica, but it seems
the meme the dog. So everything,
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so, of course, Wow as
a bone is chopped what the other one.
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You think the butler once was with
the butler on the estate. He
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made the dog with a newspaper next
door to do something or gave him a
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spade- a- a- a- a- a- a a-
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a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a
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- a- a- a-
a- a- a- a-
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a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a
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a- a- a- a-
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a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a
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a- a- a- a-
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a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a
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- a- a- a-
a- a- a- a-
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a- a- a- a- a- a- a. It
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was a leg. They' ve
got a straw, not the kid with
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that pin. You think he'
s Colombian. The one who helps calls
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him butler or living. Maori say
butler, well the caretaker, because I
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know how many kicks. The living
if at the time of reaching heaven one
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had to be held accountable, how
many kicks must justify a carer and a
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farm with a dog. That fact
must be revalued. It was just like
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a dog at mass. Don'
t dog you on the farm. Güey
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that a maca dog. The purgatory
of a dog is on a farm the
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children hitting them with stones. But
that' s easy. The dog that
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passed the year was a farm.
He deserves life. We do, even
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the one who makes up that he' s going crazy is a car.
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It was the living ork that fell, killed him, noted paw, grabbed
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him by a car, fell him
and killed him. I don' t
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remember the other time it was a
Weon estate. There was a dog called
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Dunger uyese and my whore looked at
him one with hate heon ajaaaaa the man
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thought that we were all like the
care of the Weon estate and one looked
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at him like my dad already and
you Peli güey, but they were already
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disappearing him, since they realized that
Dangers no longer put so many scares or
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but jes to one put the care
of the farm Marica. We need a
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dog that breeds fear. Get him
Dange, put him angel to get there
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Faggot, the dog or the danger
line, like it' s dog danger,
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but bravo and he ate that,
no or, but a dog as
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it' s called. He knows
very much what the dog was called,
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who was the one who commanded the
whole estate where I lived in Lebrigen Cusaman
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Marica, who called PipilÃn, PipilÃn
was called but we talked about Pipilingue,
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but we did not leave next to
Pisan what was called Cusy San. I
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never mentioned this one before. Jac
Usaman Cusaman is a sidewalk of Nebrisan,
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a sidewalk left in Lebrija and there
it was where I lived as one two
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with my family. You were in
Lebrija, Lebrija, you were in Lebrija,
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you are four kilometers after Bucaramanga airport
and six more kilometers since Cusaman road,
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and that' s where I lived
about six years. That' s
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why I brought so many anecdotes.
Uh, I mean, conuco, it
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was a passing home for you,
because it was really called the Lucos Games.
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It was my childhood Charala from eight
to eleven, then Towers of Alexandria.
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A year later they looked from San
Lorenzo to the nineteen and then Lebrijas
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nineteen. Water there twenty- three
and she voluntarily went to Lebrija to Accusama
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Marica that if I am about twelve, as I go with my parents,
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not at nineteen, I went with
my parents Iran to Cusaman. Our family
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fell into disgrace and we went to
live on the estate of an aunt of
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my uncle Ampario or Weon clearly won
let' s change the estate a spade.
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We speak great misfortunes in Santander,
one forward and sister Jajajajaja. We
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think the worst thing that' s
gonna happen to him is God. This
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was charalada and it doesn' t
come to say that his family went to
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take care of a farm to cuisaman
didn' t go to take care of
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not an uncle. You told him
the babysitter brother, but it' s
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how he drives. I count butler
granium, me with a little, tiny,
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civic act, elementary school, with
a macheta the child. I bring
429
00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:38.840
a machetico to the boy, no, not a guy. I bought a
430
00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:43.960
lebrija farm, I bought a large
plot, a very large estate, and
431
00:34:44.039 --> 00:34:46.480
he parked it. Then an aunt
bought a piece of land, made a
432
00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:50.480
house. Another aunt, my aunt
sheltered my aunt Hilda, and we lived
433
00:34:50.519 --> 00:34:55.920
several relatives there and we asked for
my aunt Amparoja. The owners were leaving
434
00:34:57.000 --> 00:35:00.760
and it was us, watch out, Mario, others were going to take
435
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:06.159
the pool. You believe that the
living respect the house. From the boss,
436
00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:10.760
or when the pool isn' t. You think a butler snuck into
437
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:17.760
bed. I know it came on
the boss' s pillow. Ajajaja in
438
00:35:17.840 --> 00:35:28.000
the portrait bearing of the already ill- bred bosses. Fucking people own the
439
00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:31.039
house go to the house on the
farm once a month and the living one
440
00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:36.039
is already all the dma and they
are going to put together swimming pools with
441
00:35:36.159 --> 00:35:40.239
the friends of the sidewalk worth.
But a parenthesis I' m sorry to
442
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:50.039
get it out of the bucket but
I remember my grandfather had a weon farm
443
00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:55.280
that would make it easier to climb
to coals. I wasn' t going
444
00:35:55.360 --> 00:36:01.320
to anyone wey' cause it came
out. No, well, some of
445
00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:04.599
them were going to keep him,
and some faggot guy told him why not.
446
00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:12.000
I command her to paint rather make
a very hollow wall good. Then
447
00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:20.280
my grandfather almost never went. But
if you bite me then that my grandfather
448
00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:22.559
had cattle and had so, I
mean, it was a little prick,
449
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:24.360
but I had cattle or I didn' t win. Sounds like heads of
450
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:30.599
20, 000 cattle houses. They
didn' t have four, four cows
451
00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:35.119
and eight chickens, and every time
I went, I saw what happened to
452
00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:37.599
the chickens. Julio doesn' t
boss the chickens. There' s a
453
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:40.119
chucha that' s eating it.
I don' t queer that I cooked
454
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:44.320
them a chucha, but only ate
my grandfather' s, Julio' s,
455
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:52.119
the carer didn' t never touch
them heon and they died in the
456
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:57.559
cows of the man I didn'
t understand no, no, no,
457
00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:00.039
Luis Angels those cows of yours dropped
a very rare disease and he died little
458
00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:06.519
by little. The disease had the
name of the caretaker. I think the
459
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:10.199
one who laughed at my grandfather'
s estate said no aex die Madrid rémolo
460
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:17.719
how you would say the joke that, that don' t throw away that
461
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.559
painted like that in a personal peasant
tone. I would play a peasant already
462
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:27.280
sense that he went alive there and
then I looked like a whore seems good
463
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:37.039
paintre and pray neither pinter lirida,
good skinny anecdotes mountaineer two friend. This
464
00:37:37.159 --> 00:37:40.440
story is sad. I don'
t know if I ever told her,
465
00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:45.920
but I don' t think so, because she' s one of my
466
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:51.360
secret mountain files. Year two thousand, two thousand fifteen. I think I
467
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:57.199
was invited to a show at the
Cundinamarca table. Then I went there because
468
00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:00.880
they told me that I was going
to introduce myself to a school that I
469
00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:01.679
was, because she was a whore. I mean, I couldn' t
470
00:38:01.800 --> 00:38:06.199
believe it before I went because I
said no, but you know him a
471
00:38:06.360 --> 00:38:08.280
lot around here that I don'
t know him. But Marica' s
472
00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:12.920
serious. Then the show was at
a school and when I got to school,
473
00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:19.199
then I got the dad who contacted
me well, we talked and all
474
00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:23.519
the sheath when it turns out that
in the show to that school, I
475
00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:28.360
mean, nine hundred peeled out of
there, I mean, it was the
476
00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:31.320
whole school. Yeah, when I
started doing the show, in the front
477
00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:37.320
row there was a man who laughed
Marica all over, I mean, I
478
00:38:37.400 --> 00:38:40.719
said any egg anything and I was
attacked, Marique and then I took it
479
00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:45.480
as a patch. Well and all
the sheath. When it took about fifteen
480
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:50.320
minutes to finish the show, I
saw that the man started to run and
481
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:52.639
then I started sucking cock so that
diarrhea I don' t know what.
482
00:38:52.679 --> 00:38:57.239
And so and so, we all
laughed. The show' s over and
483
00:38:57.400 --> 00:39:00.519
I asked about the peel, because
of course a lot, but they got
484
00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:02.239
there to take pictures. I don' t know what and I started asking
485
00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:06.079
the school guys and I came and
the bald guy up there, I don
486
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:08.960
' t know what. It'
s just that ay' s in the
487
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:10.840
hospital and me but how. So
in the hospital I wanted to be sucking
488
00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:15.920
cocks and that' s right,
and then I realized that that bald guy
489
00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:20.000
was the son of the dad who
took me the one who hired me.
490
00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:24.440
So Marica started to turn the story
like this all weird and between Marica I
491
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:28.079
went to the ote. He and
I didn' t think about the peeling
492
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:30.679
and when the other day in the
morning, that is, I had not
493
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:34.719
paid for the show and obviously,
I was going to harass the lord of
494
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:39.199
Ando who had the son in him
when Marica the other day in the morning,
495
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:43.320
I had to go back and that
was my time that I was going
496
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:45.400
like an ass, so I needed, or so the money to be able
497
00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:49.760
to return me. And Mike one, as he says, oh sir,
498
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:52.360
but independent of the fact that your
son is between life and death, for
499
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:55.360
I was not surprised to come back
because I too am going to be between
500
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:59.639
life and death. And I don' t get out of here with Denmark
501
00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:02.440
when and the other day in the
morning he comes and they call me from
502
00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:05.679
over there from school and it'
s ay Fran. You don' t
503
00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:08.679
mind what happened and I who died, who had already died the peeled maric
504
00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:15.760
that I didn' t get paid
there, started sending me a screen.
505
00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:21.519
At that time there was black Berry
and the peeled had put the profile photo.
506
00:40:21.800 --> 00:40:23.480
I had taken a picture of myself
there on stage. Saying that knowing
507
00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:32.360
my idol ay fua Puta got to
give away the show correga Rica because I,
508
00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:36.679
on the one hand, all sad, that is because I said literally
509
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:39.440
I already killed one of the tares
and mari that, on the other hand,
510
00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:45.599
I like to charge that lord ay
Maric that I looking for who lent
511
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:50.880
me money, can return me and
that lord paid me as then like a
512
00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:53.239
week. But faggot or she wasn' t a whore. So of the
513
00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:58.199
densest stories of me and is that
I died and that he died gave him
514
00:40:58.280 --> 00:41:01.960
that a heart attack was like fourteen
years old Ay Fag and that is,
515
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:07.079
who goes to immagines and a man
that was all charro there and dies and
516
00:41:07.320 --> 00:41:10.639
I fag like so a heart attack
at fourteen güey whore, but complicated imagination
517
00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:17.360
maina dad skinny brother. Thank you
very much, because look there is the
518
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:22.360
silver. But suddenly if you give
me help, no, no, suddenly,
519
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:25.719
if you help me, soon go
to the funeral and make a little
520
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:30.800
jokes there to fire him with some
jokes of yours you imagine weon, No,
521
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:34.480
no, no, no, faggot, but that time my soul rolled.
522
00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:37.800
I mean, I read that thing
about knowing my idol Güey whore a
523
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:42.679
14- year- old peely.
Oh, faggot, I got all rolled
524
00:41:42.920 --> 00:41:46.000
up that day. Those country people
die very young. I' m not
525
00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:51.440
at the airport, they hit port
on the table. You gave the story
526
00:41:51.480 --> 00:41:55.519
and how to go on. Not
me here either if it' s cat
527
00:41:55.679 --> 00:42:01.119
joke pando. I don' t
know what happened at the table airport.
528
00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:09.639
Then he fails, so he'
s not happy. You put us in,
529
00:42:10.119 --> 00:42:17.159
you' re here or Mari'
s been in the most heavy stories
530
00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:25.599
I' ve ever been, but
skinny was Mountain Anecdots not Sad Cotañera Anecdots,
531
00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:34.039
non- Heavy Mountainer anecdotes can be. I propose that we make a
532
00:42:34.519 --> 00:42:39.239
full anecdote two, because we didn' t understand the one come, but
533
00:42:39.280 --> 00:42:42.000
come on I have a way to
connect. You guys have been good.
534
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:45.199
The boy died. You' ve
figured out why. There' s always
535
00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:49.880
a story in the countryside that a
child' s ghost appears on the road.
536
00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:52.800
Why, because he' s always
on the road. If a ghost
537
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:58.239
can appear and appear and disappear wherever
he wants, because ghosts are always like
538
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:02.559
looking. Also, it' s
good, good way to get us out
539
00:43:02.760 --> 00:43:08.880
of there and it was if we
put ourselves somewhere else. German Thank you,
540
00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:15.280
thank you, but since this mistake
is no longer death. Yeah,
541
00:43:16.800 --> 00:43:21.159
thanks for the pass for someone We' ll have my paws on our own.
542
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:23.760
No, if you want, I' ll get him out of there
543
00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:28.519
with the stories I brought from mountaineers
wey no, so they' re super
544
00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:31.840
different. What they' re telling
you, but now that I' m
545
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:35.840
thinking about the dog, it was
that the patazola thing, it was also
546
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:42.119
taken by a cart, right now, imagine that once I went out with
547
00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:43.679
an old woman who just didn'
t do it. Let' s say
548
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:49.400
he didn' t have a good
reputation, I mean, he was very
549
00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:51.360
good, but it wasn' t
serious. No. No. No,
550
00:43:51.519 --> 00:43:52.760
no. No. I wouldn'
t have asked in the house. Then
551
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:58.920
they were I took her patch with
friends and what we took. And if
552
00:43:59.039 --> 00:44:01.920
a friend' s girlfriend I took
me Martini and my friend me too and
553
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:05.880
me then she was a whore I
already took another one and you said and
554
00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:09.519
if we' re all going to
take Martini, why don' t we
555
00:44:09.519 --> 00:44:13.559
ask for a bottle Jajaja. They
were the mountaineers I was carrying today.
556
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:22.719
Hahahahahahahahahaha. That' s why she' s so hot,' cause we
557
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:28.320
all look like wow. You want
Matini, if it comes out cheaper,
558
00:44:28.440 --> 00:44:30.159
no, no, it' s
not about or the money.â Don
559
00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:35.400
â t worry,â Marin said. That' s right, he'
560
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:43.440
s going to buy five. Do
not fill in okajaaa raft. Martin'
561
00:44:43.519 --> 00:44:45.679
s box comes out cheaper. And
then his things already. If you want
562
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:50.840
to spend money, I just can' t say that happened at the table
563
00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:53.400
with Denmark. He' s already
got an anecdote on the mountain. But
564
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:55.880
there' s one or that but
come agar something that really did happen.
565
00:44:55.920 --> 00:45:00.280
But she, brother, but because
she doesn' t, but I don
566
00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:01.679
' t have that much like her. Not because of that, but of
567
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:08.119
this same person, because there were
repeats, we went out again that we
568
00:45:08.199 --> 00:45:10.920
did not ask in the boat.
No, faggot, that old lady once
569
00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:14.760
told her what you want to eat
and I wouldn' t like it.
570
00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:21.280
Meldanos and mel danos. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, meld us to the
571
00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:32.679
big m and I to ok McDonald' s Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I got gro had
572
00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:43.360
mac donn Old' s, drack
s to Macdonald' s Jaja a hug
573
00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:46.039
for yu, Jamie wherever you are
right now. Not the one I had
574
00:45:46.119 --> 00:45:51.000
heard was my ex- brother who
had said that they had told an old
575
00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:54.880
woman as well as everything like good
but half- walking and what you want
576
00:45:55.039 --> 00:45:57.280
to take and what he said I
was going to take. He wants a
577
00:45:57.280 --> 00:46:01.480
volka. If you hear that I
take want a volka polca we od ah
578
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:10.039
then give me a dolcaaaaa Dan Marik
and what I had told you and that
579
00:46:10.119 --> 00:46:13.039
the man was going to go out
with her and I saw him ask to
580
00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:15.400
eat. I made a downpour and
that evil told him.â The old
581
00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:22.400
lady brought hungry,â she saidâ I have an amberronâ But it
582
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:27.719
' s not that saga, that
several weon sagai. There are several faggots,
583
00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:30.800
but they made me cut off one
that I lived in the comedy call
584
00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:34.719
before night, at that hotel that
they left us there in Bogotá you acordas
585
00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:37.199
german yes, of course I don' t remember. What' s the
586
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:45.119
name of the hotel? No,
but the hotel was playzudito, because very
587
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:50.920
well located and playzudo Marica and in
the bathroom had i was not used to
588
00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:52.719
one from poor to shower, yes, or what or not, Right now,
589
00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:58.920
of course, drop the water up
Marica and there was a bathtub and
590
00:46:59.039 --> 00:47:01.239
then one like that there would be
a key and the jet came out was
591
00:47:01.360 --> 00:47:06.639
in a tube and down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
592
00:47:06.920 --> 00:47:10.920
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
593
00:47:12.039 --> 00:47:16.599
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
594
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:21.440
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
595
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
596
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
597
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
598
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
599
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
600
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:25.119
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
601
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:30.239
yeah, yeah. So I didn' t take and went from whore to
602
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:37.360
valley that time bread already mine,
but I had known the shame to ask
603
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:42.119
Marica what to do to them,
but to get something to close down,
604
00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:45.400
because I' m already flat and
out the top. He doesn' t
605
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:47.800
always learn with time anymore. Yeah, but skinny, I' d get
606
00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:52.400
you history, a musician friend that
I thought was shit and if it happened
607
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:53.840
to you, then I said it
wasn' t shit, because I said
608
00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:59.800
no, because I was a percussionist. You don' t pass that awkwardness
609
00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:02.000
of that fucking touch I' d
throw the water out of the lying floor
610
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:07.760
like that. I' m faggot, but faggot and one and one of
611
00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:09.480
the lares don' t forget it. They give one a card to enter
612
00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:14.079
and one with the card calling reception
with the card here in this hand.
613
00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:16.199
Not that there' s no light
here in the room, kid with the
614
00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:20.000
card. No. It' s
not that I don' t know how
615
00:48:20.039 --> 00:48:22.280
to turn it on and it doesn' t work in the lights, because
616
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:22.679
you have to put the little card
in to hear it. But I heard
617
00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:28.119
a very mountain anecdote that happened to
me when I was one of that chartagena
618
00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:31.039
that I had this I already told
her about the method, but surely it
619
00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:36.159
was merged into the ten zero chapters
that we have, that I had a
620
00:48:36.199 --> 00:48:39.679
girlfriend in Bucaramanga and I was about
seventeen or sixteen years old and had a
621
00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:42.880
girlfriend in San Lorenzo, where Bucaramanga
lived. And I' m going to
622
00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:49.800
actually change the story of sixteen or
seventeen Maria and over three or and my
623
00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:52.880
girlfriend was a little hairy. And
he told me when you get to Cartagena,
624
00:48:53.119 --> 00:48:55.079
when you say over there, you
call me, there was no cell
625
00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:59.960
phone or anything. And then I
was clear, and then there was a
626
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:04.719
pay phone and I had a twenty
and I, but I needed coins.
627
00:49:04.880 --> 00:49:08.599
And I saw that there was a
place that said change of currency and I
628
00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:13.360
went in and I said, you
can exchange this twenty for coins. And
629
00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:15.480
the lady and I told her,
but she says change of currency. And
630
00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:20.840
he stared at me and I tied
ends in his head and it was a
631
00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:25.480
dollar a euro and I left the
City and I because I opened the door.
632
00:49:27.079 --> 00:49:30.239
I let out my dignity and there
I did laugh Fag like I said
633
00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:36.039
change of currency. I thought it
was a change of currency. Everybody'
634
00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:40.519
s got cabbies in there with the
bag. Dude, they make me for
635
00:49:40.599 --> 00:49:45.719
the simple gift, buddy, they
trade me up to fifty thousand coins to
636
00:49:45.719 --> 00:49:49.159
dollars. I don' t remember. The first time I was invited to
637
00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:52.320
a fancy restaurant, come and let
me out of this because in art raca,
638
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:55.559
because I' m sure yours is
better. Mike Ut you didn'
639
00:49:55.639 --> 00:50:01.440
t get to see it, because
I lived it and I' ve seen
640
00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:06.480
many when you' re in a
restaurant as a thin medium and maybe the
641
00:50:06.639 --> 00:50:14.079
first time you pass the pepper that
people paste packed that doesn' t know
642
00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:15.599
how it' s like Madrica.
No, no, I don' t
643
00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:21.400
want to cry. It' s
not tomato sauce, buddy I' m
644
00:50:21.400 --> 00:50:23.280
hitting him from upstairs. No,
but now you' re invited to a
645
00:50:23.280 --> 00:50:28.000
restaurant bar. He' s a
pinent greyhound, Madrica. Yeah, now
646
00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:31.679
you' re, uh, elegant, so they' re weird food,
647
00:50:32.079 --> 00:50:32.960
a lot of cutlery, and it
was really awkward. Weon and in the
648
00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:38.760
end then a tecito and everyone tecito
tecito and I good and bring me the
649
00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:47.000
tello like ay now this in fact
rebel and take the tera. Or it
650
00:50:47.079 --> 00:50:52.360
lasted the whole visit. He saw
that his skinny was better, no,
651
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:57.599
no, but that tea thing also
happened to my dad and lasted the whole
652
00:50:57.679 --> 00:51:07.079
visit. Diaaaaaa. Oh no,
Montañeras Marica, that happened to a friend,
653
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:08.599
but I put it on. I
put it in me so they don
654
00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:16.119
' t think it' s a
good discrimination. What more anecdotes of estate
655
00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:22.480
has Herman Montañeras or of conuco of
what he calls so much. The groom
656
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:29.679
was the way the man of Cusama, Saman Usa man Cusama yes Use with
657
00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:35.440
you the hero of talk cusa mari
that is already called in Gusaman. We
658
00:51:35.559 --> 00:51:37.000
lived with me, but finish the
song because it' s going to be.
659
00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:40.480
He' s composing another song.
Kusama. No. No. No.
660
00:51:43.159 --> 00:51:46.000
Faggot who takes a downpour and when
it rains there, it' s
661
00:51:46.079 --> 00:51:52.320
not that flat. The estate was
like a mountain and a faggot and in
662
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:55.719
a rainstorm, in a storm next
to Amparo' s house, from the
663
00:51:55.800 --> 00:52:00.400
house where I lived with Amparo.
Marica comes out a big echo Huey and
664
00:52:00.679 --> 00:52:07.039
it was like a nest of snakes, chest of rhinestones, corals of corals,
665
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:13.159
Marica orque give several. I already
remember protecting you, but you guys
666
00:52:13.199 --> 00:52:16.079
don' t get me in here
You' re going down by scolding Faggot
667
00:52:16.079 --> 00:52:20.559
' s snakes. Even Dr Dolino
didn' t dare so much and what
668
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:25.599
else? We' ve got the
track and the crocodile wedding had so much
669
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:29.559
command voice. I wasn' t
going to make the people who didn'
670
00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:32.800
t stick me into the house anymore. He goes over there to scold some
671
00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:38.079
choral celebrations, hear but yes or
no. What. There are many farms
672
00:52:38.119 --> 00:52:40.679
as well as towns that are called
the shelter, yes or no. That
673
00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:45.400
' s like a farm name.
The estates are named after them. Rare
674
00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:53.119
Weón, the future is a good
sight, horizons are faggot when it comes
675
00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:58.119
to naming the estate. That'
s got her. You can put him
676
00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:02.559
on a farm. I don'
t know Weon, Conuco roads, he
677
00:53:02.679 --> 00:53:07.119
doesn' t have to have his
own. It' s like a little
678
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:15.840
motivational phrase in a single word,
farm. When we wake up, we
679
00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:20.280
' re over there passing the estate. Patricia Patricino is a good man on
680
00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:22.880
the estate, is true, or
not. Then we look, I can
681
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:28.039
write down some farm names here.
No, but the attempt, the attempt
682
00:53:28.119 --> 00:53:31.679
was good. He' s paid
for trying to get humor out of farmmen.
683
00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:39.000
No. It' s not easy
to see, for example, it
684
00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:42.719
catches Villa Pica. If already a
pinca doesn' t put Villa Pinca,
685
00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:45.920
no. But look that you just
touched on an important issue, because,
686
00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:51.400
as in buildings, then they put
you treasure reserve, Treasury roads, treasure
687
00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:55.719
lakes to the estate. When you
face him, he puts you in the
688
00:53:55.719 --> 00:54:00.599
villa. Now you can name it
any name, Villa Franklin, for example,
689
00:54:05.039 --> 00:54:07.920
Ajajajajajaca, Villa Cristina. That'
s what the catch is, that
690
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:12.519
' s history. He has the
clear man with the villa can accommodate him
691
00:54:12.599 --> 00:54:19.480
our friend in like William the Cyclists, put to his estate villa Sara,
692
00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:24.000
the name of the daughter. Of
course because Sara did see it not anything
693
00:54:24.119 --> 00:54:29.159
too pretentious, that is, it
shines, a village of thrones, a
694
00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:32.280
village. When you put on a
villa it' s because it has two
695
00:54:32.280 --> 00:54:37.199
hectares. Not because you can put
Sara on a farm or faggot. We
696
00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:42.519
go to Sar no, but to
villa not because ah villa sar cifleto villa
697
00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:47.039
Sara ya ah ok and the estate
calls Sara no Villa Sara ah ok Now
698
00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:52.119
it fits me here. Of course, it' s a good German observation
699
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:58.119
The flat is a regular one Yes, no, no, no, no,
700
00:54:58.400 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
701
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
702
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
703
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
704
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
705
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
706
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
707
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
708
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
709
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
710
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
711
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
712
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
713
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
714
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
715
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
716
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
717
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
718
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
719
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
720
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
721
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
722
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
723
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
724
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
725
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
726
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
727
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
728
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
729
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
730
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
731
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:02.679
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
732
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:08.079
no My grandfather was called the guamo
villa the cool change, which is
733
00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:12.000
a strange man. Not too,
or come. I invite him to the
734
00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:20.719
guamo, because it will be that
I invite him to meet the crazy grandfather
735
00:55:20.719 --> 00:55:24.840
guamoja, crazy grandfather, the double
sense that my grandmother had. No one
736
00:55:24.920 --> 00:55:30.039
' s got him on that sidewalk. I invite you to suck the side.
737
00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:42.760
Something to friends, we do mountaineer
rings all to finish it here and
738
00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:47.480
suddenly not burn our best ideas up
here, the Arjona Project fag method.
739
00:55:50.840 --> 00:55:53.760
I think we need to talk to
each other before we record. To be
740
00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:59.639
the son, I have to put
the title asterisk and now love this album.
741
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:04.880
What it means of reality is equal
typing for our listeners. We never
742
00:56:04.880 --> 00:56:09.599
let anyone down on the subject,
that is, and if we don'
743
00:56:09.719 --> 00:56:15.039
t let them down here when we
have let them down live when we haven
744
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:19.679
' t taken out a smile,
a joy, we haven' t given
745
00:56:19.760 --> 00:56:22.000
them a few minutes of that dodgy
dai. And if you soon say that
746
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:23.880
hept, I didn' t make
myself laugh so much, because take a
747
00:56:23.960 --> 00:56:27.559
picture or take a picture for seventy
thousand pesos. Don' t stand up
748
00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:31.920
to me, you worn- out
ticketing, that dodgy lady hears. It
749
00:56:31.960 --> 00:56:36.320
will be that this comes out before
Bogotá or not to see if we complain,
750
00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:37.559
we thank people. No. No, no. No. No.
751
00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:42.320
No. No, very grateful to
those of us who sing as in all
752
00:56:42.400 --> 00:56:45.400
chapters let us say the same chachara. Hey forget to buy us the ballot
753
00:56:45.480 --> 00:56:49.920
in white label, dot com because
we know each other at all times we
754
00:56:49.920 --> 00:56:52.320
are selling ballots. Friends, thank
you very much. Masters. We should
755
00:56:52.920 --> 00:56:58.480
have lunch, thank you all.
We' re going to use Marica sometimes
756
00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:04.159
It' s just that look at
me I complained about so many mountaineering ideas.
757
00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:07.280
The time I went to a farm
of a life that has invited me,
758
00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:09.519
I came by opening cros and everyone
looked like that. What is it.
759
00:57:09.599 --> 00:57:14.960
But other things that happened. I
won' t let you play the
760
00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:16.320
joke. I' m not leaving
you with the joke flying. No,
761
00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:20.719
but you' re like this to
me. They promise you the smart one.
762
00:57:20.840 --> 00:57:22.760
No, it' s not that
I meant them I said" Dude
763
00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:25.800
" today. I really don'
t have that many mountain stories. But
764
00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:32.679
not that from when one a farm
and in the window of the room you
765
00:57:32.760 --> 00:57:38.239
touched the rooster from four o'
clock in the Marica bath, we talk
766
00:57:38.599 --> 00:57:40.000
later in the two. No.
No, no, no, no,
767
00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:44.519
I' m bad for estate,
normal estate, that is, for a
768
00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:51.440
villa. It doesn' t cost
me because it always turns you on,
769
00:57:51.559 --> 00:57:53.440
I always think it' s going
to be one that' s going to
770
00:57:53.440 --> 00:57:58.840
be an alakra inside my shoes.
No longer afraid you also farm a telo
771
00:57:58.920 --> 00:58:02.360
and fear pinches you. That'
s why I like that the fÃfico where
772
00:58:02.440 --> 00:58:07.000
I go there cabin and on the
top put the shoes to me and we
773
00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:10.840
love them cheeks take care of those
cheeks and that they continue to grow the
774
00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:25.760
fear to see the real may until
soon chado, chaoja, mountain, know
775
00:58:25.760 --> 00:58:32.199
arija. But I saw him put
an explained topic less badly I start,
776
00:58:32.480 --> 00:58:40.159
because where you would have started,
I would have said Verga Maria, I
777
00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:40.840
think I misunderstood







