April 3, 2024

Anécdotas montañeras

Anécdotas montañeras
Anécdotas montañeras
El Método Arjona Project
Anécdotas montañeras

"Las fuentes de los parques, son un imán de gamines"
Frank Martínez, poeta Antioqueño.

Esa sola idea genial, sería suficiente para que se antojaran de oír este capítulo.
Pero para lo escépticos tenemos algo más. Charalá no es el único pueblo...

"Las fuentes de los parques, son un imán de gamines"
Frank Martínez, poeta Antioqueño.

Esa sola idea genial, sería suficiente para que se antojaran de oír este capítulo.
Pero para lo escépticos tenemos algo más. Charalá no es el único pueblo tormentoso en la vida de Germán. Otra población lo acogió ante una crisis financiera.
Del tema del capítulo hablamos después, porque hubo una confusión entre nuestro amplio equipo, y resultamos hablando de escaleras eléctricas y las diferencias de los gatos de finca con los gatos de ciudad.
Díganos montañeros si quieren, pero si de algo sabemos es de confundir los temas y contar anécdotas.

0:00 To my children of the Arjona method, cachetons is, radio listens and above all, card vientes, because thanks to you are that the Arjona method manages to survive, because we assume that you buy the ballots, ballots that we have available for Bogotá on April 12 and for Megine on April 5. How are my dear panelists here with the checkbook. I' ve got some left. Yes, it would be very nice to walk with the polet, as well as on a zero heel. So in pushing, it' s the most tedious. I' ve already bought several. We' ve got chow the twelve, how many numbers I cut off from them what you' ve seen that whenever they offered him a number one he doesn' t give a shit. The number yes, because they are already getting in there similar with bow and no, but choose me for anything and goal that any one you wanted me up one at the bottom felt like Mother Teresa once thought And is that there is something to help him, Marica, because truth all the liters of rum I care about an ass, the brown with three legs and second put a leg of a marranoa. Mary, when you' ve seen I ' m a person who says hears, you know who' s making a raffle. Okay. I really like to buy raffles and I think I' ve re- introduced if you know here I' m raffling an iron.

1:23 Tell me weon doesn' t hear exactly and a lady offers it a rose pot no, Mrs Aminta, I' m fourteen years old I' m not interested in the subject of giving raffle five moves and that' s what they' ve done. How my friend Frank the skinny has gone, my friend German talks to Castilians looks that way, it gives Frank a serious tone that almost military cut, an influence of his pad forward. If you' ll just give it to me, please tell me where that military court is coming from. We' re not going to skip that, but I did get too low. Let' s go with the second topic. Or anything that got him in. We touched on that subject, the hairdressers. We talked about that a little while ago. No, yes, Mari is a believer. Yeah, but where, where. I don' t see him around here who doesn' t. Faggot, no, no. No.

2:23 In fact, that is in the chapter we are recording today came out the chapter of work two stuff and there we mentioned. I told them an anecdote that my mom once came to the house with a permanent one that looked like the pio at spill. Yeah, my dad and I looked at each other like, what happened to him more, you know, mom, how I look like you guys don' t hear, but not how you guys are here, how are you guys that strangers long ago I don' t go to those nice lands. It' s hot, it' s hot. I mean, you saw the mantle bathed in the Burger King tanks. I totally agree. I totally agree. And that one I feel because I was hot. Yeah, they cut off his water, you dog fucker and take a bath and instead of saying a friend, faggot, let me take a shower that I' m hot. Geón, Marica, you, when you were a little boy, didn' t bathe in the pile. When you bathe like this, you get to places where you didn' t know the water before. That' s a loss. It' s just that the laundry room, the laundry room, yes, not the laundry room. But weon, that' s one thing that' s been discontinued a lot, because before, in all the parks, for example in Manizale, in the main parks, there were sources and that' s a no mande gante and I' m the way. Then I remember my dad telling you, Dad, but why I can' t get in there. No, it'

3:55 s not that that' s their pool, because they don' t have the going. But we' re going to the Vacaciónmeta center, Daddy, we' re going to the compensation box that you' ve got you know what' s already other kind of walkers. Ja Yes, of course, Marin, as you are all sweet and of good family, you little clothes go that in the jacuzz not all or is queer. I remember I got a lot of bullying in the garden because I came in with the gardener smelling like the haja banderia. You remember which of the gardener that was like a wand, that had like a calgaderite, the gardener of the children' s world that, by the way, a little while ago wrote to me a listener the Jona method that studied in my own garden and we studied the same year and I read him the lio Buta I will go visit her because I was in an old man in which to go not. But he told me, Marica told me, because I am also in the world of children, kindergarten, children' s world was called kindergarten Bilingüey, world of Lonjajajajajajajajajajajajajaja, such and secretary Güey, digitized of him what has happened with that technique?

5:16 They don' t remember me, at least I remember my generation being a whore. That little word was so trite. I mean, everybody was a secretary and pretty compotarized. What happened to all that given is that we start part apart. What happened already. There are no secretaries, no real weon you or yes ay, but I where. Yeah, but now they' re assistants, oh and assistant secretary who they' re actually taking to Motellier and the secretary is the maid is that sniff. I know this is my executive assistant, but celebrate that there are two by one at the Bilingüey High Howi motel or THC Office of Fray Martínez Okara Heavel and computer computing. Of course, I earn everything that gave tasks at the age of eighteen was already the owner of the world. You know he' s the one who said Secretary Ovilling and computerized was the career of the future. Right with typing.

6:32 That faggot is in the same place Black Buster was left. They didn' t see her coming, but you see you' re an engineer. You ' re going to know the language that I' m going to speak or put up So, of course we did what we call World today that' s the evolution of a program that was called World Perfect. Yes, of course, yes, or that before for you to be able to install the perfect Ward you had to insert the de or remember all that. Uy güeón is that it is that of course, the person who knew how to do that was that he had two biscuits that I started pi to systems in the WIS was still used the floppy disk and there were five hundred twelve that one had to drop the juice and got more virus than a son of a bitch.

7:23 I mean, if you kept and a final job marks. No more sure was how it made us hurt if not all the time it was cordiste, so in the jab break that ran it until they jumped, jumped the spring and a slut' s eye. There was the typing work ahahahahahahahahaha and that one died. Not that stuff. It' s all fag stuff, too, and I think the trades will be less and less. Or I can fly one that I think a lot about the sobanderos, but to Mari, but it is that Marin I believe that never he in the House of Madrid never entered a sobandero to me They always started me Germán did something practical banderon yes clear. I once clenched a finger in my hand and those manners made me see the spirits that were right there in the premises, because sobandero that respects also passes magic, black, moorings and must be loved and smells like ointment. We had not already said that the guerrillas recruited that banner to torture me. Sa beat home to this one the boxaaaaaa. Like the cove doesn' t show up. Call the sobandero. I took him to the ankle to see higüey, whore where the silver is, and weon, of

8:58 course, that' s right, that' s right, it was races that cleared the gulf, the belt strap if it would be bad. Weón to speak like that, to speak of force alias the sobandero was the madman and here pull that banner taking from the sideburns. Yeah, like a cigarette. No, no, no, I' m saying you don' t know what you' re doing. I find it sad that the sensorist' s missing. You touched them elevator player or not clear güey was like, was to visit badly imagine imagine and merge in the induction of the elevatorist.

9:45 Well, this is the control panel. She just sat in her chair. So let' s say you go up to someone' s floor one. You would oppress the one. That' s not the first thing I rehearse. It was a booth in a training simulator. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. If it' s not floor one, you oppressed basement one. You have to repeat the test again in the simulator. Let' s see last question to go to practice in case of emergency. Or he' d press himself to open one - floor doors. C him from the OVI alarm. Think what moved him so and she was a whore. No. One locked eight hours in there, what a laziness, and in that little butaquito, that little butaquito.

10:41 Then it served him a lot because and losing him is that all the sensorists had impeccable uniform and sparrows and none were under seventy- seven years old. Pure. Gentlemen, it' s like you' re a pensioner. There are several proposals in the elevators of a building. That' s why Frank hears you' re a comedian. My dad' s got the whore ah when you were a sororist, he' s selling it is they gave him endowments. Then we' re looking. It is true that Darrio got to play and it was very char because I said which floor and one eight I thank him. Thank you, because I wouldn' t have been able to.

11:28 I imagine what the pilots' advisors thought of as I work and that ' s where you have to study longer, not and say when they finished the job or make them soloists. Well, I' m ready, I ' m not leaving everything, but on your own responsibility, I' m not you once I want to see you don' t say ay why I ' m smokin' a gusto. I want to see when I go to the fifth floor and end up in the basement. But, well, like you' re not a word. Imagine anguish and adrenaline. On the first day that there was no sensorist one like that waving for yourself like what' s a bitch' s eye one that all comes along well that I was the mistress, was the l and under my programming ama I' m going to ride an elevator. If I don' t call her back, I love her very much. I think seven floors Chamo My mom will call me when the elevator goes. Again mom is that in this advisor I have no sign look to see pepe what it is, why are you with your mother I was for this, to look at the subject. You' re going to see a teaching joke. I' m sure. No. No, no, no, no, no, oh, of course, he' s looking for me to get into the elevator, he walks in to the consultant and tells him what else, what, such his day, his life, of his life. If the joke also died with the prophecy. But

13:00 weon, I do, I mean if you remember the first time you set up an elevator, no, I didn' t. Not for that. I mean, that gives us to introduce the topic known today. These are mountain anecdotes, but I remember, I remember that I came to tell where my uncles rode in elevator of the Banco del Comercio, in the building of the Banco Comercio. It was my first advisor ride What do I tell you? I suck, that void that feels like a wolf to the floor one like a bitch, but it was no more, as it was more like the impression of the rest. I don' t have much more to tell you to borrow, pass a theme and disassemble in the elevator. There are some lifts that are scary, not those of For example, in Cartagena there are still such ones in some hotels that it is of that that like that Villita wey is grilled the door so uy fag. Those give me a lot of us if there' s people who' s banging on that fence.

14:03 Of course that was the fingernails that today rich look at faggot. But I tell you one thing at some point, because expensive sensors, I mean, they' re still very expensive and they' ve all been expensive. I guess they said there' s a way to leave costs boss and it' s not to make you the door you seen that there are some advisors, or that, I mean, you get up and go through the building and you see how it goes between floor and floor, you just open the door. It' s like a fridge door, it opens and closes on the floor, but you get into the cubicle and you take it. And that ' s scary that the most used do like that. But it' s a danger. It' s a danger. No, but, right now, he tells you the first time he rode the elevator. If I remember the first time I rode in an elevator, that on the other end I had a glass and one could see people as I' m going up in the elevator. I mean, and I remember in the fourth stage and looking for Manga Ponte and they put one handrail one looking at all the people of Juan Valdea. Well, cough of little girls, not all of them or but being on another level, that is, assessor with outside window, not that, yeah, that' s another dimension. That' s a nice guy. Those people go to a see if that' s another oringa world, but look at talking about mountain anecdotes and welcoming him to the subject.

15:31 If you' ll allow me to start going like this, you' ll change the subject. And since we' re talking about that being that don ' t give you the floor for anecdotes mountaineering the Arjona project method welcome. No, no, no, but they did, for what they didn' t. If you mean, we' re talking mountaineers, that is, we' re just imagine Japan. You believe that Japan some newspaper when was the first time this pile. That' s another schin my brother, really, but I can tell you an ote was a farm that you were a queer mountain. The first time Manizales, a small homeland nestled in the mountains of the western mountain range of our beautiful country, is a population that has come from less to more. We' re not going anywhere. It passed to the year eighty- one. I was six years old to put the mountain in some way. Where' s the mountain town but no. Now that you' re writing down, we traveled on vacation to Cali and went to the Communion Center, the one center I had for a little manicular like me, a very big attraction that was the electric ladder. I mean,

17:02 be sure, they were already born with electric scale in their cities, we from Manizales. Until very recently weon there was an electric ladder of Manizales. He' s talking about 20 years ago that he became an attraction. People went to the mall. I mean, really, it became an attraction and people, that is, there are videos and Pereira' s were making a lot of fun of us in the patio rivalry. We are not going to discuss at this time a greeting for the dogs of perera, but and the walled ones mocked us that because we had electric scarve for twenty years. But I went up the scale and I peed wey I peed in the series of the pica, of the emotion, of the emotion like what I said armed, like ay manico, the smallest people and I was so small, I didn' t give him much scare to get into the ladder, that is, like it was, like the first step. You don' t know how I helped the other foot was fucking me you know it was like when you played, rope that you were like at what time, within the same thing, like that good faggot, if I had to go, I would have here there was mahorica. Then my first time in a mall, which was in the center of conversation, in the center of Cali, and the first time electric scale, memié mem emis proquets, which I wore proques, I remember because it was his faggot. I didn' t remember that mark.

18:34 Sure, a mountaineer since he was a kid. Well, they didn ' t have other things anymore. He was taken private and that' s what my dad did. But that goes further than it does today. Not what he says. When you didn' t ride and you rode for primordials, when you came up, you came in with sorocho and you all weeded one of fantasy No You, Until what years? You guys, what year? They played on the electric ladders like idiots coming down the stairs and or look at me go up the wrong way. I notice when the kids playing that go up the ones to go down or down the ones of their bit yochi we can idiots. But how many times your mom didn' t tell you to watch out for the electric ladder. They' re very dangerous.

19:15 There' s a kid' s leg' s gone once Faggot. I saw it and I already counted it in the method. Jona once saw like an electric ladder and she was swallowed half a shoe and her feet were nailed to a hairy one. He didn' t miss his foot. It was his foot because he saw me so big, because it wasn' t his day. It wasn' t his turn. It was not his turn to lose a good foot, it is that no one loses a foot on the hilly eve of the skinny and sister aderinte. I think we misunderstood the subject.

19:56 Then ah because that' s not a mountain story. I bring pure anecdotes of faggot farm do it is that those who passed in the pincas there is no faggot. When we installed the jaco, yes, ay faggot, installum ya cus a finca and bicha no ay como como como cus but I started to follow the case to german why. I asked Marica what you' re going to talk about and you tell me that if you don' t read about villages, let' s see that this is pure people. Not me from the coast of Paula, because mountains or I understood the subject.

20:37 You know I always do the judicious homework and I, well, I haven ' t been that mountaineer. The truth as I have I can tell you partner things that win other people with me, but you tell it and there you gamo air ra, there we throw pods with what you say. You can' t just sit around and see what you can think of. He asked me to guide him wrong on the subject, because I to talk about when he lived in Lebria Marica and he was passing a lot of rock already, but it is that queer the word mounts tilo that of the electric ladder of the advisor and I to queer already fear we are like the commercial of mom for tomorrow. I have to go dress up the little beaver just like that, but well not a little snack, a mix a mix of things that happen to him the mompaneros and things that happen on the estates ahead.

21:40 Yeah, cermon and skinny. The title' s gonna be a little long. But the important thing is that there' s a snack. What matters is that we laugh at people laughing at us. What matters is our power and our blessing. Or not. Laughter is listening to the bold one. More I want to hear the first mountain band anecdote, but Marica swears that I said the skinny must have many mountain girl anecdotes. So I' m not asking Ra again. He made a career with a mountain anecdote and today he didn' t. There comes saulo alpoleda to workshop and alpan to help me and the horn that will help me farm cat. This is a joke of estates that on the estate, but that farm is on a mountain, on a mustache, on a good mountain another enters. I' ll do the planici and plateaus. I' ve got it on another schedule. When we made humor of that farm cat that respected one there was always for a cat that lost three days and appeared three days later as if it had been in a world cat war more helmet than a son of a bitch and the cat is super normal without an ear. Not those anecdotes. I' ve got more pine cone dogs from the fag gas, but yeah, let'

23:18 s stop there. The farm cat is very different. The house cat needed why Marica, Because the house cat, if it eats concentrate, if as concentrate that it is not it gives vomiting, it falls off, hair, is delicao not weon gets intoxicated like a mouse. On the other hand, the farm cat, if it' s time to go and fight a bull, is going to die. You can wake up on the farm the cat is with letus and Vienna is eating his feet and kitty yes no, not farm cat and undressed is cracked like a fucking manna and with one eye.

24:00 So and the cleaner and nothing comes. They kill me there, but all roads are richer than life. So I saw the cat when a controller and a fake worried because the cat doesn' t go. Eight days ago ay another batallita ga the pinga man pica with a pottico of the cat. My chin was lost when I recompensed soon has neither this eye nor the ear. Basically that when the lord of a farm has made the word sterilize hahahahahahaja.

24:48 We didn' t magine what you might ever think. There' s a finca of skinny cats, which can be said by those pyres like melos of the city I wish they' d bought to take an eye out for Faggot. Besides, you were going to the farm as a kid. You come back at age forty and there are still some cats that are the great grandchildren of cats and you know because that continues to reproduce. Not clear and he drank weon milk and watched like a dog. It' s not true. He says no. Gatica had an eight- cat litter and ate two because she was hungry. The children are the nuggets. No. It' s not a tribute to the farm cat and they' re also killing out on three cats, if it' s as wild as they' ve always told one. They say that because supposedly the one who turns shit to the cat and he says mother or not. No. No. But if they say that because I' ve read ok ok it' s that the cat' s penis has a hook that rips the canal, cat sheath and deposits the sperm there. So, of course, when you do the cat gigo we

26:19 ok what you say is wide. If he takes it, I kill it, but I' ve never seen a cat that loves esca has died there a faggot nest of culiar, I can' t get a crazy gateaa remembers me. Yeah, after Benicio, you' re dead and you' re missing mate, that is, killing him is very easy. That' s where he gets so much energy. It' s not like they say the pee is like a little Christmas tree. Then it' s easy to get in. But if getting him out makes shit out of everything inside and not and that gives and another important issue, Sancho already seemed very grateful to me. Already a little tree is more tender, the sweetest thing about the Christmas tree, but he does the telling how much to see us he heard in the neighborhood, in the village, which is above, in the mountain where I lived that I heard one that scream of that pussy cat, that just tore her vagina and one said ay faggot. That' s the crybaby who always mistook the scream of the cats. And I do that fucking cats fighting every night, and I don' t think it' s so much for him to fuck on the roof. No, I mean, he' s got the whole universe for them. And it' s like there' s nothing going on, canoita, ok no, but it' s like camire that up there no one gets us to hear us, but don' t let them see us. But dish has cat and cat or two males and a sterilized female. He was clear, I mean, and sterilized doesn' t make him want anything. Or how they work the turn. There,

27:52 yeah, well, nothing. That seems extremely cruel to me. I mean, people are in a campaign. Everything now has to be sterilized, sterilized. But, Marica, behind that, it seems to me that the message is very scary, because that one takes away the desire to chop that you already someone superior. You tell him you don' t prick or worry, you don' t prick que good redo not there eating and drinking and jas no güey whore as you give guitar and pleasure to cut me off the len, I drink the tail. Per and what you' re going to part what you said frank is they take away that a cat your dream was going to be a mom, no dreams. Yes, yes, outside dreams.

28:37 If I dream of the beautiful little pair and cat and the little girl hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, it goes anect to this mountaineer as I want to command her, as you imagine, how she gets nasca that chimba have listened to the friend, but look that we laugh more with the cat than with the electric ladder of nobody and of the dog and of the dog, that the legs of the back do not serve him at all, so that he took it a car, but the saved of miracle, we speak of doggy dragging by tuculo with a bone of truth, with a cub, with a thorn. The farm dog doesn' t know that in the city they sell the supermarkets the bone already passes to the dog, the one that goes like they' re going to come a bone in a supermarket, manages the dog or marries them and home. I have to kill. My own bone was the dog standing like the bow or dancing for two hours when the boss does san caroaaaaaa and the dog of Fica, as he did here in the city, they all walk with the set, they all have the four patabuelas as if madrica a morro and no more dragging the legs and cares Marino, but truth, the dog, the dog that grows like this in Mount Marica is capable of everything,

30:10 because I remember that I was going to give a bone to one of the bitches that I tell you here Mari that on that day there were like three people here and the three in unison not Marica, eye that the chips that I want Rica, but it seems the meme the dog. So everything, so, of course, Wow as a bone is chopped what the other one. You think the butler once was with the butler on the estate. He made the dog with a newspaper next door to do something or gave him a spade- a- a- a- a- a- a a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a - a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a - a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a - a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a - a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a. It was a leg. They' ve got a straw, not the kid with that pin. You think he' s Colombian. The one who helps calls him butler or living. Maori say butler, well the caretaker, because I know how many kicks. The living if at the time of reaching heaven one had to be held accountable, how many kicks must justify a carer and a farm with a dog. That fact must be revalued. It was just like a dog at mass. Don' t dog you on the farm. Güey that a maca dog. The purgatory of a dog is on a farm the children hitting them with stones. But that' s easy. The dog that passed the year was a farm. He deserves life. We do, even

31:40 the one who makes up that he' s going crazy is a car. It was the living ork that fell, killed him, noted paw, grabbed him by a car, fell him and killed him. I don' t remember the other time it was a Weon estate. There was a dog called Dunger uyese and my whore looked at him one with hate heon ajaaaaa the man thought that we were all like the care of the Weon estate and one looked at him like my dad already and you Peli güey, but they were already disappearing him, since they realized that Dangers no longer put so many scares or but jes to one put the care of the farm Marica. We need a dog that breeds fear. Get him Dange, put him angel to get there Faggot, the dog or the danger line, like it' s dog danger, but bravo and he ate that, no or, but a dog as it' s called. He knows very much what the dog was called, who was the one who commanded the whole estate where I lived in Lebrigen Cusaman Marica, who called Pipilín, Pipilín was called but we talked about Pipilingue, but we did not leave next to Pisan what was called Cusy San. I never mentioned this one before. Jac Usaman Cusaman is a sidewalk of Nebrisan, a sidewalk left in Lebrija and there it was where I lived as one two with my family. You were in Lebrija, Lebrija, you were in Lebrija, you are four kilometers after Bucaramanga airport and six more kilometers since Cusaman road, and that' s where I lived about six years. That' s

33:15 why I brought so many anecdotes. Uh, I mean, conuco, it was a passing home for you, because it was really called the Lucos Games. It was my childhood Charala from eight to eleven, then Towers of Alexandria. A year later they looked from San Lorenzo to the nineteen and then Lebrijas nineteen. Water there twenty- three and she voluntarily went to Lebrija to Accusama Marica that if I am about twelve, as I go with my parents, not at nineteen, I went with my parents Iran to Cusaman. Our family fell into disgrace and we went to live on the estate of an aunt of my uncle Ampario or Weon clearly won let' s change the estate a spade.

33:58 We speak great misfortunes in Santander, one forward and sister Jajajajaja. We think the worst thing that' s gonna happen to him is God. This was charalada and it doesn' t come to say that his family went to take care of a farm to cuisaman didn' t go to take care of not an uncle. You told him the babysitter brother, but it' s how he drives. I count butler granium, me with a little, tiny, civic act, elementary school, with a macheta the child. I bring a machetico to the boy, no, not a guy. I bought a lebrija farm, I bought a large plot, a very large estate, and he parked it. Then an aunt bought a piece of land, made a house. Another aunt, my aunt sheltered my aunt Hilda, and we lived several relatives there and we asked for my aunt Amparoja. The owners were leaving and it was us, watch out, Mario, others were going to take the pool. You believe that the living respect the house. From the boss, or when the pool isn' t. You think a butler snuck into bed. I know it came on the boss' s pillow. Ajajaja in the portrait bearing of the already ill- bred bosses. Fucking people own the house go to the house on the farm once a month and the living one

35:31 is already all the dma and they are going to put together swimming pools with the friends of the sidewalk worth. But a parenthesis I' m sorry to get it out of the bucket but I remember my grandfather had a weon farm that would make it easier to climb to coals. I wasn' t going to anyone wey' cause it came out. No, well, some of them were going to keep him, and some faggot guy told him why not. I command her to paint rather make a very hollow wall good. Then my grandfather almost never went. But if you bite me then that my grandfather had cattle and had so, I mean, it was a little prick, but I had cattle or I didn' t win. Sounds like heads of 20, 000 cattle houses. They didn' t have four, four cows and eight chickens, and every time I went, I saw what happened to the chickens. Julio doesn' t boss the chickens. There' s a chucha that' s eating it. I don' t queer that I cooked them a chucha, but only ate my grandfather' s, Julio' s, the carer didn' t never touch them heon and they died in the cows of the man I didn' t understand no, no, no, Luis Angels those cows of yours dropped a very rare disease and he died little by little. The disease had the name of the caretaker. I think the

37:06 one who laughed at my grandfather' s estate said no aex die Madrid rémolo how you would say the joke that, that don' t throw away that painted like that in a personal peasant tone. I would play a peasant already sense that he went alive there and then I looked like a whore seems good paintre and pray neither pinter lirida, good skinny anecdotes mountaineer two friend. This story is sad. I don' t know if I ever told her, but I don' t think so, because she' s one of my secret mountain files. Year two thousand, two thousand fifteen. I think I was invited to a show at the Cundinamarca table. Then I went there because they told me that I was going to introduce myself to a school that I was, because she was a whore. I mean, I couldn' t believe it before I went because I said no, but you know him a lot around here that I don' t know him. But Marica' s serious. Then the show was at a school and when I got to school, then I got the dad who contacted me well, we talked and all the sheath when it turns out that in the show to that school, I mean, nine hundred peeled out of there, I mean, it was the whole school. Yeah, when I started doing the show, in the front row there was a man who laughed Marica all over, I mean, I

38:37 said any egg anything and I was attacked, Marique and then I took it as a patch. Well and all the sheath. When it took about fifteen minutes to finish the show, I saw that the man started to run and then I started sucking cock so that diarrhea I don' t know what. And so and so, we all laughed. The show' s over and I asked about the peel, because of course a lot, but they got there to take pictures. I don' t know what and I started asking the school guys and I came and the bald guy up there, I don ' t know what. It' s just that ay' s in the hospital and me but how. So in the hospital I wanted to be sucking cocks and that' s right, and then I realized that that bald guy was the son of the dad who took me the one who hired me.

39:20 So Marica started to turn the story like this all weird and between Marica I went to the ote. He and I didn' t think about the peeling and when the other day in the morning, that is, I had not paid for the show and obviously, I was going to harass the lord of Ando who had the son in him when Marica the other day in the morning, I had to go back and that was my time that I was going like an ass, so I needed, or so the money to be able to return me. And Mike one, as he says, oh sir, but independent of the fact that your son is between life and death, for I was not surprised to come back because I too am going to be between life and death. And I don' t get out of here with Denmark when and the other day in the morning he comes and they call me from over there from school and it' s ay Fran. You don' t mind what happened and I who died, who had already died the peeled maric that I didn' t get paid there, started sending me a screen.

40:15 At that time there was black Berry and the peeled had put the profile photo. I had taken a picture of myself there on stage. Saying that knowing my idol ay fua Puta got to give away the show correga Rica because I, on the one hand, all sad, that is because I said literally I already killed one of the tares and mari that, on the other hand, I like to charge that lord ay Maric that I looking for who lent me money, can return me and that lord paid me as then like a week. But faggot or she wasn' t a whore. So of the densest stories of me and is that I died and that he died gave him that a heart attack was like fourteen years old Ay Fag and that is, who goes to immagines and a man that was all charro there and dies and I fag like so a heart attack at fourteen güey whore, but complicated imagination maina dad skinny brother. Thank you very much, because look there is the silver. But suddenly if you give me help, no, no, suddenly, if you help me, soon go to the funeral and make a little jokes there to fire him with some jokes of yours you imagine weon, No, no, no, no, faggot, but that time my soul rolled.

41:35 I mean, I read that thing about knowing my idol Güey whore a 14- year- old peely. Oh, faggot, I got all rolled up that day. Those country people die very young. I' m not at the airport, they hit port on the table. You gave the story and how to go on. Not me here either if it' s cat joke pando. I don' t know what happened at the table airport. Then he fails, so he' s not happy. You put us in, you' re here or Mari' s been in the most heavy stories I' ve ever been, but skinny was Mountain Anecdots not Sad Cotañera Anecdots, non- Heavy Mountainer anecdotes can be. I propose that we make a full anecdote two, because we didn' t understand the one come, but come on I have a way to connect. You guys have been good.

42:42 The boy died. You' ve figured out why. There' s always a story in the countryside that a child' s ghost appears on the road. Why, because he' s always on the road. If a ghost can appear and appear and disappear wherever he wants, because ghosts are always like looking. Also, it' s good, good way to get us out of there and it was if we put ourselves somewhere else. German Thank you, thank you, but since this mistake is no longer death. Yeah, thanks for the pass for someone We' ll have my paws on our own. No, if you want, I' ll get him out of there with the stories I brought from mountaineers wey no, so they' re super different. What they' re telling you, but now that I' m thinking about the dog, it was that the patazola thing, it was also taken by a cart, right now, imagine that once I went out with an old woman who just didn' t do it. Let' s say he didn' t have a good reputation, I mean, he was very good, but it wasn' t serious. No. No. No, no. No. I wouldn' t have asked in the house. Then they were I took her patch with friends and what we took. And if a friend' s girlfriend I took me Martini and my friend me too and me then she was a whore I already took another one and you said and if we' re all going to take Martini, why don' t we ask for a bottle Jajaja. They were the mountaineers I was carrying today.

44:13 Hahahahahahahahahaha. That' s why she' s so hot,' cause we all look like wow. You want Matini, if it comes out cheaper, no, no, it' s not about or the money.“ Don ’ t worry,” Marin said. That' s right, he' s going to buy five. Do not fill in okajaaa raft. Martin' s box comes out cheaper. And then his things already. If you want to spend money, I just can' t say that happened at the table with Denmark. He' s already got an anecdote on the mountain. But there' s one or that but come agar something that really did happen.

44:55 But she, brother, but because she doesn' t, but I don ' t have that much like her. Not because of that, but of this same person, because there were repeats, we went out again that we did not ask in the boat. No, faggot, that old lady once told her what you want to eat and I wouldn' t like it. Meldanos and mel danos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, meld us to the big m and I to ok McDonald' s Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I got gro had mac donn Old' s, drack s to Macdonald' s Jaja a hug for yu, Jamie wherever you are right now. Not the one I had heard was my ex- brother who had said that they had told an old woman as well as everything like good but half- walking and what you want to take and what he said I was going to take. He wants a volka. If you hear that I take want a volka polca we od ah then give me a dolcaaaaa Dan Marik and what I had told you and that the man was going to go out with her and I saw him ask to eat. I made a downpour and that evil told him.“ The old lady brought hungry,” she said“ I have an amberron” But it ' s not that saga, that several weon sagai. There are several faggots,

46:28 but they made me cut off one that I lived in the comedy call before night, at that hotel that they left us there in Bogotá you acordas german yes, of course I don' t remember. What' s the name of the hotel? No, but the hotel was playzudito, because very well located and playzudo Marica and in the bathroom had i was not used to one from poor to shower, yes, or what or not, Right now, of course, drop the water up Marica and there was a bathtub and then one like that there would be a key and the jet came out was in a tube and down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I didn' t take and went from whore to valley that time bread already mine, but I had known the shame to ask Marica what to do to them, but to get something to close down, because I' m already flat and out the top. He doesn' t always learn with time anymore. Yeah, but skinny, I' d get you history, a musician friend that I thought was shit and if it happened to you, then I said it wasn' t shit, because I said no, because I was a percussionist. You don' t pass that awkwardness

48:00 of that fucking touch I' d throw the water out of the lying floor like that. I' m faggot, but faggot and one and one of the lares don' t forget it. They give one a card to enter and one with the card calling reception with the card here in this hand. Not that there' s no light here in the room, kid with the card. No. It' s not that I don' t know how to turn it on and it doesn' t work in the lights, because you have to put the little card in to hear it. But I heard a very mountain anecdote that happened to me when I was one of that chartagena that I had this I already told her about the method, but surely it was merged into the ten zero chapters that we have, that I had a girlfriend in Bucaramanga and I was about seventeen or sixteen years old and had a girlfriend in San Lorenzo, where Bucaramanga lived. And I' m going to actually change the story of sixteen or seventeen Maria and over three or and my girlfriend was a little hairy. And he told me when you get to Cartagena, when you say over there, you call me, there was no cell phone or anything. And then I was clear, and then there was a pay phone and I had a twenty and I, but I needed coins.

49:04 And I saw that there was a place that said change of currency and I went in and I said, you can exchange this twenty for coins. And the lady and I told her, but she says change of currency. And he stared at me and I tied ends in his head and it was a dollar a euro and I left the City and I because I opened the door. I let out my dignity and there I did laugh Fag like I said change of currency. I thought it was a change of currency. Everybody' s got cabbies in there with the bag. Dude, they make me for the simple gift, buddy, they trade me up to fifty thousand coins to dollars. I don' t remember. The first time I was invited to a fancy restaurant, come and let me out of this because in art raca, because I' m sure yours is better. Mike Ut you didn' t get to see it, because I lived it and I' ve seen many when you' re in a restaurant as a thin medium and maybe the first time you pass the pepper that people paste packed that doesn' t know how it' s like Madrica. No, no, I don' t want to cry. It' s not tomato sauce, buddy I' m hitting him from upstairs. No, but now you' re invited to a restaurant bar. He' s a pinent greyhound, Madrica. Yeah, now you' re, uh, elegant, so they' re weird food, a lot of cutlery, and it was really awkward. Weon and in the end then a tecito and everyone tecito tecito and I good and bring me the

50:38 tello like ay now this in fact rebel and take the tera. Or it lasted the whole visit. He saw that his skinny was better, no, no, but that tea thing also happened to my dad and lasted the whole visit. Diaaaaaa. Oh no, Montañeras Marica, that happened to a friend, but I put it on. I put it in me so they don ' t think it' s a good discrimination. What more anecdotes of estate has Herman Montañeras or of conuco of what he calls so much. The groom was the way the man of Cusama, Saman Usa man Cusama yes Use with you the hero of talk cusa mari that is already called in Gusaman. We lived with me, but finish the song because it' s going to be.

51:37 He' s composing another song. Kusama. No. No. No. Faggot who takes a downpour and when it rains there, it' s not that flat. The estate was like a mountain and a faggot and in a rainstorm, in a storm next to Amparo' s house, from the house where I lived with Amparo. Marica comes out a big echo Huey and it was like a nest of snakes, chest of rhinestones, corals of corals, Marica orque give several. I already remember protecting you, but you guys don' t get me in here You' re going down by scolding Faggot ' s snakes. Even Dr Dolino didn' t dare so much and what else? We' ve got the track and the crocodile wedding had so much command voice. I wasn' t going to make the people who didn' t stick me into the house anymore. He goes over there to scold some choral celebrations, hear but yes or no. What. There are many farms as well as towns that are called the shelter, yes or no. That ' s like a farm name. The estates are named after them. Rare Weón, the future is a good sight, horizons are faggot when it comes to naming the estate. That' s got her. You can put him on a farm. I don' t know Weon, Conuco roads, he doesn' t have to have his own. It' s like a little motivational phrase in a single word, farm. When we wake up, we

53:16 ' re over there passing the estate. Patricia Patricino is a good man on the estate, is true, or not. Then we look, I can write down some farm names here. No, but the attempt, the attempt was good. He' s paid for trying to get humor out of farmmen. No. It' s not easy to see, for example, it catches Villa Pica. If already a pinca doesn' t put Villa Pinca, no. But look that you just touched on an important issue, because, as in buildings, then they put you treasure reserve, Treasury roads, treasure lakes to the estate. When you face him, he puts you in the villa. Now you can name it any name, Villa Franklin, for example, Ajajajajajaca, Villa Cristina. That' s what the catch is, that ' s history. He has the clear man with the villa can accommodate him our friend in like William the Cyclists, put to his estate villa Sara, the name of the daughter. Of course because Sara did see it not anything too pretentious, that is, it shines, a village of thrones, a village. When you put on a villa it' s because it has two hectares. Not because you can put Sara on a farm or faggot. We go to Sar no, but to villa not because ah villa sar cifleto villa Sara ya ah ok and the estate calls Sara no Villa Sara ah ok Now

54:47 it fits me here. Of course, it' s a good German observation The flat is a regular one Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no My grandfather was called the guamo villa the cool change, which is a strange man. Not too, or come. I invite him to the guamo, because it will be that I invite him to meet the crazy grandfather guamoja, crazy grandfather, the double sense that my grandmother had. No one ' s got him on that sidewalk. I invite you to suck the side.

55:30 Something to friends, we do mountaineer rings all to finish it here and suddenly not burn our best ideas up here, the Arjona Project fag method. I think we need to talk to each other before we record. To be the son, I have to put the title asterisk and now love this album. What it means of reality is equal typing for our listeners. We never let anyone down on the subject, that is, and if we don' t let them down here when we have let them down live when we haven ' t taken out a smile, a joy, we haven' t given them a few minutes of that dodgy dai. And if you soon say that hept, I didn' t make myself laugh so much, because take a picture or take a picture for seventy thousand pesos. Don' t stand up to me, you worn- out ticketing, that dodgy lady hears. It will be that this comes out before Bogotá or not to see if we complain, we thank people. No. No, no. No. No.

56:37 No. No, very grateful to those of us who sing as in all chapters let us say the same chachara. Hey forget to buy us the ballot in white label, dot com because we know each other at all times we are selling ballots. Friends, thank you very much. Masters. We should have lunch, thank you all. We' re going to use Marica sometimes It' s just that look at me I complained about so many mountaineering ideas. The time I went to a farm of a life that has invited me, I came by opening cros and everyone looked like that. What is it. But other things that happened. I won' t let you play the joke. I' m not leaving you with the joke flying. No, but you' re like this to me. They promise you the smart one.

57:20 No, it' s not that I meant them I said" Dude " today. I really don' t have that many mountain stories. But not that from when one a farm and in the window of the room you touched the rooster from four o' clock in the Marica bath, we talk later in the two. No. No, no, no, no, I' m bad for estate, normal estate, that is, for a villa. It doesn' t cost me because it always turns you on, I always think it' s going to be one that' s going to be an alakra inside my shoes. No longer afraid you also farm a telo and fear pinches you. That' s why I like that the fífico where I go there cabin and on the top put the shoes to me and we love them cheeks take care of those cheeks and that they continue to grow the fear to see the real may until soon chado, chaoja, mountain, know arija. But I saw him put an explained topic less badly I start, because where you would have started, I would have said Verga Maria, I think I misunderstood